BEST OF GL: By request. Our final state fair radio show

Summary

Garage Logic "Best Of": The Final State Fair Radio Show

Podcast: Garage Logic
Host: Gamut Podcast Network
Date: January 1, 2026
Episode Theme: The Garage Logic crew’s last Minnesota State Fair radio broadcast—a sentimental, celebratory farewell to decades of live fair shows and the transition into the podcasting era.

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Episode Overview

This “best of” episode captures Garage Logic’s legendary final radio broadcast from the Minnesota State Fair. True to its roots in “Gumption County,” the episode is a sprawling variety show: a testament to loyal fans ("GLers"), inside jokes, and the enduring chemistry among its hosts. It’s filled with live music, heartfelt goodbyes, playful games (“Married Forever”), special guests, awards, and some classic Midwestern ribbing—all wrapped up in nostalgia and anticipation of the show’s next chapter as a podcast.

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Key Discussion Points and Segments

1. Reflections on the End of an Era (00:33-03:30)

• Chris Reavers gets things rolling with a tongue-in-cheek introduction from "the GL Podcast studios," riffing on absent co-hosts and joking about Joe’s golfing schedule.
  • “You can’t kill this show with a shovel. It’ll be podcastable.” – Joe Soucheray (03:17)
• Sentimental mood: Reavers admits to getting “a little misty” re-listening, emphasizing how families, friends, and co-workers turned the final live show into a celebration rather than a farewell.

2. State Fair Memories & Origins (03:03-04:15)

• Reminiscing about their early State Fair shows, learning that true engagement meant moving the show outdoors and mingling with residents of “Gumption County.”
• The hosts reflect on the tradition and quirks of State Fair broadcasting.

3. Superfan Interview: The State Fair Diehard (04:15-09:18)

• Guest: Matt Dahl ("State Fair Superfan")
  • Shares how he’s attended the fair almost every day since childhood and chronicles his adventures (mostly on Instagram now).
  • Favorite Fair Eats: Australian battered potatoes, wild rice cheeseburger.
  • Food on a Stick Quiz ensues—a playful segment on which foods are real fair offerings.
    • “Do you review feuds?” – Joe mishearing “foods” (05:47)

4. Special Guest Musicians: Sun Pie & the Louisiana Sunspots (14:00-23:45)

• Sun Pie, from New Orleans, and guitarist/park ranger Matt Hampsey play a zydeco-infused mini-concert; bring a vibrant, distinctly southern flavor to the Minnesota fair.
  • “Looking good is one thing, but smelling good and looking good is another thing.” – Sun Pie (15:14)
  • On the accordion: “No offense to Florian Chemlesky, but I’ve never heard the accordion played that well.” – Joe (23:45)
• Sun Pie improvises lyrics about the fair, food, and Garage Logic’s 25-year legacy (“25 years, Joe, in one place, son. You know, that’s a long, long time.” – 21:24)

5. Weather & News Intermission with Dave Dahl (24:05-27:14)

• Longtime meteorologist Dave Dahl combines banter about fair weather, crowd size records, and nostalgia for his years with Garage Logic.
  • “Thank you. It’s been an honor to work with you all these years.” – Dave Dahl (25:14)

6. State Fair Animal Segment with Doris Mould (27:24-31:16)

• Doris brings in a bull calf named Elmer, prompting jokes about manure and beef/dairy trajectories (“He gave you a side-eye when you said that.” – Joe).
• The hosts and Doris banter about Elmer’s life expectancy, fair antics, and quirky job comparisons.

7. "Married Forever" Game Show (34:21-60:04)

• The fan-favorite (and often chaotic) "Married Forever" contest pits couples’ knowledge of each other against years of marriage and Garage Logic’s mischief.
  • Contestant banter surrounds “what movie would your spouse stop to watch,” “what item of clothing he wears that you hate,” etc.
  • Playful confusion over the rules becomes part of the fun:
    • “This game has left the entire state of Minnesota thoroughly confused.” – Joe (48:57)
  • Memorable answers: “Zuba pants,” “anything not Garage Logic,” “cat,” “beaver.”
  • Notable Moment: Retro guest Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery (known for being a "Euphorian") returns, jokes about her conversion to a “GLer,” and receives the GL Medal of Freedom, prompting cheers.

8. Honoring the Garage Logic Family (62:13-67:35)

• Past producers and show members, including Kelly Lynn and Angie Ludwig, return to the stage, receive the show's rare Medals of Freedom.
• Hosts jest about their legacies, the challenges of recalling everyone’s names, and life after radio.
• Angie offers tongue-in-cheek advice on hiding boxed wine in purses to survive radio marathons.

9. Emotional Farewells and Closing Thoughts (67:35-end)

• Joe Soucheray, Kenny Olson, and the cast reflect candidly on the legacy and community built over 25 years:
  • “We did not go to work for 25 years. It was really fun.” – Joe (69:59)
  • “This is what I’m crying about right here. I want this.” – Kenny on the GL community (70:37)
• The group assures fans the Garage Logic “town” will continue—the same spirit, now in podcast form.
• The episode ends with parting musical notes and a promise: “You can’t kill this show with a shovel. It’ll be podcastable.” (Repeated refrain)

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Notable Quotes

• Joe Soucheray: "You can’t kill this show with a shovel." (03:17)
• Sun Pie: "Looking good is one thing, but smelling good and looking good is another thing." (15:14)
• Dave Dahl: "Thank you. It’s been an honor to work with you all these years." (25:14)
• Kenny Olson: "This is what I’m crying about right here. I want this." (70:37)
• Matt Dahl (State Fair Superfan): "I have always done it and I do it because it’s so much fun." (05:31)
• Chris Reavers: “There’s no crying in Garage Logic.” (69:54)
• Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery, converted GLer: “I realize the error of my ways and have become a GLer. I actually have a cylinder index.” (33:40)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:33 – 03:30: Reavers’ heartfelt intro
• 04:15 – 09:18: State Fair Superfan Matt Dahl interview
• 14:00 – 23:45: Sun Pie and the Louisiana Sunspots perform
• 24:05 – 27:14: Dave Dahl’s weather segment
• 27:24 – 31:16: State Fair Animal with Doris Mould
• 34:21 – 60:04: "Married Forever" contest (extensive, includes major callbacks and guest appearances)
• 62:13 – 67:35: Farewell to producers, Medals of Freedom awarded
• 67:35 – end: Emotional closing, audience gratitude, and transition talk

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Memorable Moments

• The Food on a Stick quiz: GLers and fair favorites put to the test.
• Sun Pie improvising a State Fair blues about corndogs, turkey legs, and Garage Logic history.
• Guest returns and on-air “redemption” of Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery, now a full-fledged GLer.
• Pandemonium and laughter during "Married Forever"—classic GL logic confusion about who’s supposed to answer, and what.
• The emotional awarding of Medals of Freedom, recognition of the "family" behind the scenes.
• The entire crew—sometimes on the verge of tears—expressing gratitude, love, and hope for the next era.

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Tone and Language

Lively, sarcastic, warm, and unmistakably Midwestern. The hosts and guests mix dry wit, self-deprecating humor, and genuine affection. Sentimentality peaks in their reminisces, even as they undercut it with playful ribbing (“No crying in Garage Logic!”).

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Closing

This episode stands as a fitting tribute not just to Garage Logic’s radio run, but to the oddball family it created—with listeners, guests, and hosts all together in Gumption County. The GL spirit, humor, and “common sense” approach promise to endure—shovelproof, and now, podcastable.

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If you’ve never listened: This is a pitch-perfect snapshot of Minnesota radio folklore, a masterclass in affectionate banter and loyal community. Whether you’re a fan of the fair, small-town Americana, or just smart, funny people saying a bittersweet goodbye, this is one to savor.

Transcript

[Chris Reavers]

Hail the Flashlight King.

[Joe Suarez]

And now, from the mayor's office above the boathouse on the east shore of Spoon Lake, it's Garage Logic with Chris Reavers manning technology corner, Kenny Olson from the Crabby coffee Shop, John Height in the newsroom, and of course, the rookie here is your Flashlight King fireworks commissioner and the keeper of common sense, your May, Joe.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, hello there, one and all GLers and the like, it's reivers here in the GL podcast studios. Happy Labor Day to one and all. And no, I am not in the GL Podcast studios on Labor Day. Oh, no, no. I'm at the town baseball tournament in Jordan, Minnesota. Speaking of town. No, I'm kidding. I would not do that to you guys. I'm just. I'm just joking. But I was thinking over the last week that I knew I was gonna have to fill a couple of shows with some best of segments because we had taken last Wednesday off at the Minnesot Fair, which has nothing to do with the fact that Joe golfs on Wednesday. That's purely, purely coincidental. And then, of course, being Labor Day, we always typically take that day off as well. And I know a lot of G Y E Lears over the weekend were tweeting and posting on social media about missing us out. And I get it, but I thought, you know what? I don't recall if I've ever played or put together this particular show, and it is a bit sentimental and even listening to a bit. I got a little misty just listening to a snippet of to queue it up for this particular episode. But I don't think I've ever replayed our very final radio show from the Minnesota State Fair. And I gotta tell you, I haven't been in broadcasting as long as the other clowns that I work with each and every single day, but it really does stand out in more ways than one as one of the absolute coolest memories I have in my broadcasting career. I mean, all of our families were there. My wife and my two kids were there. My parents. It was just awesome. Everybody's families were there to kind of not necessarily say goodbye, but to essentially say hello to the new transition of the show changing from radio format to podcast format. So for me personally, it was a fun day. It was a symbolic day, and I hope you enjoy it as we all did. Happy Labor Day. The best of garagelogic.

[Joe Suarez]

Garagelogic broadcasting live from the office of the mayor above the boathouse on the east shore of Spoon Lake, featuring the rookie on production, production Chris Reavers. Vice president of social media and John.

[John Height]

Height in the newsroom.

[Joe Suarez]

Now, the fireworks commissioner, flashlight king and keeper of common sense, your mayor, Joe Suare. Hey.

[Chris Reavers]

Holy cow.

[Joe Suarez]

Hi, g y. All you good, sound and loyal citizens of Gumption county gathered today. GL's last day at the fair after a nice run. No, no, no, no. It's okay. It was a great run. We're not going away the show. You can't kill this show with a shovel. It'll be podcastable.

[Kenny Olson]

I'm relieved because my. My worst fear was we were going to be sitting out here and not a soul was going to be out here.

[Matt Dahl]

And we were going to.

[Kenny Olson]

We thought it was yesterday.

[Joe Suarez]

Your last show, the first ever state fair. Did this building exist? No, it was a similar building and I sat in there and did the regular radio show like I was at the studio.

[Kenny Olson]

What an idiot.

[Joe Suarez]

Which was absolutely idiocy. And that was after about two years we figured out, no, you got to get outside and meet the residents of Gumption County. Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

Once you. Once you learn that you em. Once you embrace the fair, although we're still food wise, you haven't really embraced it yet. But once you embrace the. The goings on, that's when the front porch really took off.

[Joe Suarez]

Well, you think, you think you want to meet somebody who's truly embraced the state fair?

[Kenny Olson]

I think so. I think that we're at the state fair. Let's find out if Matt Dahl, ladies and gentlemen.

[Joe Suarez]

This guy. Wait till you hear this story. Wait till you hear this story. Okay. He is called the state Fair superfan. He's been on a couple of different radio shows. He's making news for himself. Matt Dahl right there.

[Kenny Olson]

Pop those babies on for me now.

[Joe Suarez]

I knew, I knew. I know Matt because he's married to my cousin. No. Niece. Niece. My niece. I got it, I got it. I got it.

[Chris Reavers]

Honest to God, how is this that difficult?

[Joe Suarez]

So I knew Matt was a fair goer, but I had no idea to what extent. What day is this for you at the fair? What?

[Matt Dahl]

It's day eight, so I think this is day seven for me.

[Joe Suarez]

You missed day nine.

[Matt Dahl]

I missed. I missed Tuesday.

[Joe Suarez]

You missed Tuesday.

[Matt Dahl]

I missed Tuesday.

[Joe Suarez]

You didn't miss a bad day because it was very cold and rainy. What time do you get here every morning?

[Matt Dahl]

I don't have a set schedule. Yeah, every day is different.

[Joe Suarez]

And then. Well, how about today?

[Matt Dahl]

Today I got here at about 10 o'.

[Joe Suarez]

Clock. All right, and then when will you leave? Today.

[Matt Dahl]

My wife is going to see Taylor Swift tonight, so I got to be home to watch the kids, so I'll probably leave about six.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. And why do you do this? And have you always done it?

[Matt Dahl]

I have always done it and I do it because it's so much fun.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you. Do you blog about it or keep track of it or tag your friends or how do you keep up with.

[Matt Dahl]

This kind of all the above? I don't. I had a blog. I don't do it anymore. I mostly stick to Instagram.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you review feuds?

[Matt Dahl]

I do, but I'm not a food.

[Joe Suarez]

I say feud. You sure did.

[Matt Dahl]

I do.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you review foods?

[Chris Reavers]

Do Lt. Dan?

[Matt Dahl]

My reviews are it's good or it's bad. I'm not a food critic. I don't have a sophisticated.

[Joe Suarez]

What do you. What do you make sure to eat all the time?

[Matt Dahl]

My. I love the Australian battered potatoes. Yeah, I got to get those every year. Wild rice cheeseburger.

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah, I heard. I hear good things about that. I'm going to give you a test.

[Matt Dahl]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Real or not real Food on a stick.

[Matt Dahl]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Scotch egg. Real cheesecake. Real smoked carp.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Lobster. Real candied mixed nuts. Not real. S'. Mores. Real deep fried rattlesnake.

[Kenny Olson]

Not.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Well, you tell me.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Stuffed grape leaves. Real chicken liver. Not real. Taffy. Not real. It's your only one wrong so far. That's. That's real.

[Matt Dahl]

Ah, it's on a stick.

[Joe Suarez]

It's on a stick.

[Matt Dahl]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Chimichangas.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Spaghetti and meatballs. Real catfish. Real crocodile.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Tater tot hot dish. Real flash frozen whiskey.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Don't we wish it was.

[Chris Reavers]

I was just gonna say.

[Joe Suarez]

Ice cream. Real. You tell me.

[Matt Dahl]

You can get ice cream on a stick. Sure.

[Joe Suarez]

Real.

[Matt Dahl]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Raymond dog or ramen? Dog. Not real. Fried bologna sandwich.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Nachos.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

You're right. Deep fried buckeyes.

[Matt Dahl]

Real.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep. What is that? I don't even know what that is. What's a buckeye?

[Matt Dahl]

Aren't they like chocolate and peanut butter?

[Joe Suarez]

I have no idea. Ostrich.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

It's real. Ah.

[Matt Dahl]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

You got two wrong crab cakes.

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep. Taco?

[Matt Dahl]

Not real.

[Joe Suarez]

And wonder bread.

[Matt Dahl]

Not.

[Joe Suarez]

Not real. All right. You have proved your not bad. You have proved the suspicion that you are a super fan. You also. I'd like to get into a musical contest between you and John Height. I'm wondering. I'm very curious. Who'd win that?

[Matt Dahl]

Okay.

[Joe Suarez]

But I don't. I don't have any. I didn't prepare Any questions? Because apparently you are also a music expert.

[Chris Reavers]

Well, I think Rook could prepare a few musical questions for the fellas.

[Joe Suarez]

I don't think so. I don't think it'd be. I don't think we'd be giving him enough time to do that. Matt, will you attend the fair over the weekend?

[Matt Dahl]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you attend the fair on Labor Day?

[Matt Dahl]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you. Have you ever sought mental help for anything?

[Matt Dahl]

Not for the fair.

[Joe Suarez]

Well, I wish we had a gift for you, but all you're going to get is our warmest personal regards.

[Matt Dahl]

That's fine by me.

[Joe Suarez]

And congratulations. What. What year is this for you? Keeping up pace. How many years have you been doing it?

[Matt Dahl]

I have. I mean, I'm 34, so it's 30 something.

[Joe Suarez]

Since you were a kid?

[Matt Dahl]

Yeah, since I was a kid.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. Where'd you grow up?

[Matt Dahl]

Minnetonka.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. So it was not unusual for you to get to the fair as a kid?

[Matt Dahl]

No, no. My aunt took me all the time when I was little.

[Joe Suarez]

Did you go every day when you were a kid?

[Matt Dahl]

I didn't go every day when I was a kid, but my aunt would take me several times a year.

[Joe Suarez]

Do you have secret make a moves for how to get in here and where to park and.

[Matt Dahl]

I do, but I'm not. I'm not gonna divulge that.

[Joe Suarez]

I can't tell. I'll make a move. Matt Dahl. Thank you very much. Thank you. Super fan of the state fair. We have coming up, Sun Pie and the Louisiana Sunspots.

[Chris Reavers]

Oh, man.

[Joe Suarez]

We have a gathering of former GL associates who we have seen today for the first time in years.

[Chris Reavers]

Right?

[Kenny Olson]

Yes. Yes, we have. We've got a lot of people that just wanted to come and give us your. Their warmest personal regards.

[Joe Suarez]

We have today State Fair Animal with Doris Mould. Married Forever is returning. Today there'll be an episode of Married Forever, which I really. For the last time, I really like to get it right. Okay.

[Kenny Olson]

I'm gonna tell you, this is a show about full disclosure, correct?

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

Well, last night, in preparation for Married Forever, I realized, or someone in my home realized, that if we play this again, we're asking the same questions year after year, which is probably why we have a three time undefeated champion.

[Joe Suarez]

All right.

[Kenny Olson]

Three time undefeated champion. So we mixed up some of the questions.

[Joe Suarez]

Wonderful. And do you have the contestants? Do you need contestants?

[Kenny Olson]

We have one pair. One pair was potentially this. That lady over there.

[Joe Suarez]

Well, you come around the back to see. To see Rookie. If you want to play. That's in the second hour, we got to take a break and bring out Sun Pie and the Louisiana Sunspots.

[Kenny Olson]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

All right. The home of the loons. Saved by Lamson. 1500 ESPN.

[Chris Reavers]

And this portion of Garage Logic today is brought to us by our great friends at Fratelloni's Ace hardware and garden stores.

[Joe Suarez]

Answer of 1500 ESPN's TCL Broadcast Studios, The John Height News experience. He's not just a newsman. Much musical treat in store for you today. And John will take that guitar off the stage because he's very worried that I'll trip over it because I broke one of his guitars last year. We are awaiting now the setup of Sun Pie and the Louisiana Sunspots. Is that right?

[Kenny Olson]

Yes, indeed it is.

[Chris Reavers]

Joe.

[Kenny Olson]

A little transition with the bumper here. So they're gonna come out, we're gonna set up, and they are performing at the Minnesota State Fair this year. They were a pretty good band. I saw some of their wares on YouTube and I think you're gonna be highly entertained.

[Joe Suarez]

So on married forever questions, you got in a big fight at home?

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, I started to rework some of the married forever questions, and we had the same problem. You had?

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

This is a question where you have to ask her what he said. It ended up being just a. It was a. It was terribly confusing. Well, very confusing.

[Chris Reavers]

And the thing that was nice is when you sent out the text to the staff.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, you dummy.

[Chris Reavers]

We. We really helped you out with.

[Kenny Olson]

They do smart alec answers. Don't offer any help.

[Joe Suarez]

You know who we need. It would be. It would be just. If only we could find Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery during the game to help us.

[Kenny Olson]

I had.

[Joe Suarez]

Remember Morgan?

[Kenny Olson]

I didn't have any. I didn't have any luck tracking her.

[Joe Suarez]

Down because I seem to recall that she was very instrumental in helping us get through the game.

[Kenny Olson]

Well, she. Oddly enough, even though she was a complete euphorian, she knew how to execute this game properly.

[Joe Suarez]

I haven't seen her in years. So you didn't reach her?

[Kenny Olson]

I didn't. I reached Angie. I reached Kelly Lynn. You had Amy Alberts on here the other day. And Morgan, she must have. She probably doesn't use a phone now.

[Joe Suarez]

That's true. Say, by the way, Wednesday was another record day at the fair. 144,000, 940. I predict. I predict today that I'll announce a record.

[Chris Reavers]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

But unlike previous years where I tended to be skeptical about the records that were being announced, I believe them this year or something. There's something in the Air. More Minnesotans are going to the fair than ever before. Well, of course they are.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah, I. I noticed. I did that first 10 second Test when I came onto the grounds. And if you can see pavement, you know, it's not busy today. All I could see was a sea of people.

[Joe Suarez]

All right, and how are we getting with. How we getting with Sweet Pea?

[Kenny Olson]

Sun Pie.

[Joe Suarez]

We're gonna put a headset on Sun Pie Sweep. Close enough, huh?

[Kenny Olson]

I'm gonna grab one of these headsets. Yeah, just pop one of those on the red one.

[Joe Suarez]

Sun Pie and the Louisiana Sunspots. You know that song? Was it Johnny Allen we had on yesterday?

[Kenny Olson]

Jimmy.

[Joe Suarez]

Jimmy Allen. You're gonna miss this. Oh, man, I made the mistake of listening to that last night. You can't listen to that song.

[Kenny Olson]

No, that's a song that.

[Joe Suarez]

I'm never gonna listen to it. Lump in your throat.

[Chris Reavers]

Yeah.

[Joe Suarez]

I'm never gonna listen to it again.

[Chris Reavers]

Boy, was he good.

[Joe Suarez]

Are we ready to talk to Sunpie and the Louisiana Sunspots? Who wishes to speak for you guys? Are you senpai?

[Sun Pie]

Yes, I am.

[Joe Suarez]

And where are you guys from?

[Sun Pie]

New Orleans, Louisiana.

[Joe Suarez]

Oh, yeah. All right.

[Sun Pie]

I heard about it.

[Joe Suarez]

I think I have introduce your fellow here.

[Sun Pie]

This guy's name is Matt Hampsey.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep.

[Sun Pie]

And he's the lead guitar player. He's also a park ranger.

[Joe Suarez]

Really?

[Sun Pie]

One of those like tree hugging granola. Really fern filling park rangers?

[Kenny Olson]

Yes, he's a Euphorian.

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah.

[Kenny Olson]

That's okay.

[Joe Suarez]

What? Where are you performing? Shanpai?

[Sun Pie]

We've been performing in Minnesota, right here at the state fair.

[Joe Suarez]

Where are you? Are you back on the stage today at the Shell?

[Sun Pie]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

What's it called? The Fan Shell. All right, what time?

[Sun Pie]

Well, we'll be there tomorrow again at 10:30. So y' all get showered up and brush your teeth and come out there early. Yeah, because, you know, looking good is one thing, but smelling good and looking good is another thing.

[Joe Suarez]

Are you joined by other bandmates up there?

[Sun Pie]

Yes, we are.

[Joe Suarez]

So this is an abbreviated version of your group.

[Sun Pie]

This is a smaller version of the Sunspots.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes. What are you gonna do for us, senpai?

[Sun Pie]

Well, we're gonna play some south Louisiana music for you. The band's called a Sunspot. So it's one of the main reasons why the sun is shining right now. You know, they predicted.

[Joe Suarez]

All right.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah. All right. You got the squeeze box, huh? Yeah, why not?

[Sun Pie]

All right. See what we got going on here.

[Matt Dahl]

All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Glers love music, don't you? At Live at The fair. Oh, yeah. The fair within the fair. Yeah. Are we ready? Take it away, Sam. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I gotta tell you, Sunpiece, that up in this part of the country, the accordion is only associated with polka music. I'm having hard time locating the accordion in New Orleans. He showed you? You guys got a website?

[Sun Pie]

Nah, we have a Facebook page. And, you know, you can call me on my phone.

[Joe Suarez]

I'll just call you.

[Sun Pie]

Yeah, we're traditional.

[Joe Suarez]

Will you do one more for us?

[Sun Pie]

Sure. We love to do one more.

[Joe Suarez]

All right. Okay.

[Sun Pie]

Standing on the corner, baby.

[Joe Suarez]

Oh, yeah.

[Sun Pie]

When I post on P1 and which way to go. I'm standing on a corner. Yeah, Pop. I want in which way, Way to go. I don't know if I want the chocolate chip cookies because I know the super dog is good for show.

[Kenny Olson]

Well.

[Sun Pie]

Well, now I think I might have a turkey leg But I thought I heard a pork chop call my name. I see the pork chops on the corner where the turkey leg wants to call my name. Well, I'm at the Minnesota Stay Bad now, people and all the groceries are good just the same.

[Joe Suarez]

Sam.

[Sun Pie]

Well, 25 years in espn, lord, that's a long, long time. Hey. 25 years, Joe, in one place, son. You know, That's a long, long time. Well, I heard you moving on.

[Dave Dahl]

But.

[Sun Pie]

On my radio, I keep you on my. Well, it's good times here.

[Joe Suarez]

And I.

[Sun Pie]

Hope they are better on down the road. It's good times here, Georgia and I hope they are better on down the road.

[Joe Suarez]

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. S. Yeah.

[Sun Pie]

Don't forget where you came from.

[Joe Suarez]

Oh, no.

[Sun Pie]

Keep a smile on your face and that will lighten the low.

[Joe Suarez]

All right. Yeah. Yeah, Sam. Oh, yeah.

[Sun Pie]

Good luck.

[Joe Suarez]

Well, no, no offense to Florian Chemlesky, but I've never heard the accordion played that well. Tomorrow morning, 10:30 at the.

[Sun Pie]

@ the band.

[Joe Suarez]

Shell. Band shell. Thank you guys very much. It was very kind of you. Thank you. Thank you. Very nice. Thank you. We'll be back with John Heights News.

[Chris Reavers]

Experience. And this portion of Garage on Labor Day is brought to us by our good friends at Renewal by Andersen. That would normally bring you this day in history, but I got news for you. I ain't doing this day in history. So thank you so much. Renewal by.

[Joe Suarez]

Anderson. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not many shows have a newsman who can play the guitar like that. He's joining us in person, ladies and gentlemen. He was. I'll tell you just a moment. He was the fourth recipient ever of the Garage Logic Medal of Freedom, KSDP's own Dave Dahl. You can count on Dave. Oh, yeah. You can count on. Thank you very much.

[Dave Dahl]

Huh. I don't know that I can hear myself. Can you guys hear me all.

[Joe Suarez]

Right? Yeah, you're fine. All.

[Dave Dahl]

Right. This. Thank you very much.

[Joe Suarez]

Joe. Thank.

[Dave Dahl]

You. It has been an honor to work with you all these.

[Joe Suarez]

Years. Just a.

[Dave Dahl]

Minute. That could go away as far as I'm.

[Chris Reavers]

Concerned. God, he hates it when I.

[Kenny Olson]

Play. It.

[Dave Dahl]

Has. It's been a pleasure, though, as I said, Joel.

[Joe Suarez]

It'S. Thank.

[Dave Dahl]

You.

[Joe Suarez]

Awesome. Yes, it has.

[Dave Dahl]

Been. Quite a.

[Joe Suarez]

Guy. Yeah, for sure. Feeling is mutual. Sim.

[Dave Dahl]

Salom. We are looking at a little bit of humidity as Joe already brought up a little.

[Joe Suarez]

Bit. It's.

[Dave Dahl]

Tropical. 70. Close to 70 for the dew point. Right now we do have a little peak of sunshine. That's all it took to get our temperatures up in the upper 70s. Right now we're at 78. We're expecting to see that climb up to about 81 for the afternoon high. Just enough energy to produce some scattered strong thunderstorms later tonight. There's a cool front out to our west that's going to slide into western Minnesota around 7pm shouldn't arrive here until between 10 and.

[Joe Suarez]

Midnight.

[Dave Dahl]

So. Yep, should be after the grandstand show, after you guys are all tucked in bed. Joe will probably be in some gutter somewhere. But.

[Joe Suarez]

Anyways, we're expecting maybe right here on the steps. Maybe I'll still be on the.

[Chris Reavers]

Steps. You and.

[Dave Dahl]

Angie. Temperatures are going to stay in the lower 80s all weekend long. Tonight we're going for a low temperature down to about 6, 66, but a high tomorrow up to.

[Joe Suarez]

81. Hey, buddy. What are you filming him for? He'll be on TV tonight. Come on. Come.

[Dave Dahl]

On. I'm not going.

[Joe Suarez]

Anywhere. He's the guy that's leaving the camera on this crowd of Gumption county residents.

[Kenny Olson]

Here. Todd, come on. One of this is one of KSTP.

[Dave Dahl]

Photojournalists. This is Todd.

[Kenny Olson]

Ron. Yeah, he's a very good guy.

[Chris Reavers]

One of the best in the.

[Dave Dahl]

Business. He goes storm chasing with me every year, tornado chasing. So that's what we do. And Todd's one of the best tornado chasers. He can smell them out, you know, before anybody else can. He.

[Kenny Olson]

Knows. He's just talking about being in the.

[Joe Suarez]

Van. Are you looking for weather tonight? But you said not until.

[Dave Dahl]

Late. Not until late. Right now it's.

[Joe Suarez]

78. So the 7pm thing's gone.

[Dave Dahl]

That's. That's not gonna happen. Probably after 10 before it gets.

[Joe Suarez]

Here. All right. Very Good. Thank you. All right, then. We'll see you again next.

[Chris Reavers]

Hour. You're the.

[Joe Suarez]

Best. Thank.

[Kenny Olson]

You. Now, Doris was on her way. I don't know if Doris has arrived.

[Chris Reavers]

Yet. I just saw her walk by not. Not too long.

[Joe Suarez]

Ago.

[Kenny Olson]

Over. Over here. Oh, there's.

[Chris Reavers]

Doris. Yeah, she might have wa. Over that way. Well, the crowd is so thick.

[Kenny Olson]

This is going to be difficult to part the.

[Joe Suarez]

Crowd. Did Doris bring. I can't see her. Did she bring a big.

[Chris Reavers]

Animal? I stepped in cow.

[Joe Suarez]

Poop. Good. We're gonna set it up so.

[Kenny Olson]

Roy falls in it this time as Doris makes her way to the. The front and center. If we could just make a.

[Joe Suarez]

Hole. Everybody make a hole. Here's today's state fair ammo. Oh, here we.

[Kenny Olson]

Go. Here we.

[Joe Suarez]

Go. Fair ammo. Here comes our great friend, Doris Mole. Doris was the second ever recipient of the Garage Logic Medal of Freedom last year, following Marjorie Johnson's assignment of the medal. I still don't know what kind of beast is making its way in here. It's a. It's some sort.

[Kenny Olson]

Of. Yeah, just pull the chain. Boy, if we had an assistant. There's only about seven people in the back eating Mancini's Giuseppe's that.

[Chris Reavers]

Are. Oh, wow, look at that.

[Joe Suarez]

Cow. Oh, that's a. That is a. That's a. That's a cow, right? A small.

[Doris Mould]

Cow. No, no. Well, no, Joe, it's a bovine or it's a member of the cattle species, but it's actually a bull.

[Joe Suarez]

Calf. Oh, that's a.

[Doris Mould]

Bull. It's a.

[Chris Reavers]

Bull. We don't have a.

[Joe Suarez]

Cow. That's a male animal. Look down there. Male animal down there in the undercarriage suit. Oh, yeah, that's.

[Dave Dahl]

It. You know what we call.

[Joe Suarez]

That? Terminal number one. Terminal number one right there. Now, this is a fairly recently born.

[Doris Mould]

Calf. He's two and a half months.

[Joe Suarez]

Old. So he wasn't born here, was.

[Doris Mould]

He? No, he was not. He was born back on his farm. And Elmer is hanging out with us here at the fair in the moo.

[John Height]

Booth. Oh.

[Joe Suarez]

Boy. Elmer.

[Doris Mould]

Huh? Elmer.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes. Is there any chance, Doris, that he's going to leave us with a big old deposit manure for.

[Doris Mould]

Ricing? Well, he might. He did relieve himself before he left the.

[Joe Suarez]

Barn. Well, he's a very well behaved.

[Doris Mould]

Animal. Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes. Now, can kids pet this dog? Cow.

[Chris Reavers]

Calf.

[Joe Suarez]

Dog. Bull.

[Doris Mould]

Bull. Bull.

[Joe Suarez]

Calf. Doris, is there anything in the bucket right.

[Doris Mould]

Now? No. Outside of shavings?

[Joe Suarez]

No. Could you do us a favor and just go back to the barn, fill the bucket up, bring it over, dump it on the ground. Seriously, around 4:00'?

[Doris Mould]

Clock? Seriously, I could bring a wheelbarrow.

[Joe Suarez]

Over. No, that's fine. Four o', clock, please. He. He certainly seems to be a gentle.

[Doris Mould]

Creature. Yes, he is. He actually is really enjoying the fair and enjoying all the. The fair visitors. And he's. Like I said, he's hanging out. He's. He's very calm and.

[Joe Suarez]

Very. A long way from McDonald's though, isn't he? Yeah, well, you got to wonder when you can eat. It's so crass. It is.

[Doris Mould]

Yeah. Well, eventually. Eventually that will be his fate. Something similar to.

[Joe Suarez]

That. So this would be. He'll. So he'll have a future. He'll be here. He'll be milked. Right. So to speak. Not in so many way, you.

[Dave Dahl]

Know, Maybe in Kingpin, you.

[Joe Suarez]

Know. Well, whose job is that? So it's a. It's. It's going. It's a beef.

[Doris Mould]

Cattle. Well, it's a. He's actually a dairy animal. He's a member of the Holstein breed. Yeah, but what happens to the males of dairy animals? Most of them get turned into beef. And even when they become a bull and are used for breeding purposes, eventually they could be used for meat as.

[Joe Suarez]

Well. When you said that, that thing looked up at you askance. I kid you not. It gave you a side eye. What's the life expectancy of an animal like.

[Doris Mould]

That? Probably about two years of.

[Joe Suarez]

Age. No, no. I mean, if we didn't kill.

[Doris Mould]

It. Oh, if you didn't.

[Joe Suarez]

Kill.

[Doris Mould]

Yeah. Well, it varies on the animal, just like human beings. But I've had. Had cows live to be 23 and.

[Kenny Olson]

That.

[Joe Suarez]

Wow. That's considered a long.

[Doris Mould]

Run. That is a very long run for a.

[Joe Suarez]

Cow. Yeah. Well, Doris, you've been great over all these.

[Doris Mould]

Fairs. So have you.

[Joe Suarez]

Joe. Doris.

[Dave Dahl]

Mold.

[Joe Suarez]

Wait. Rookie's got something. Okay. All.

[Kenny Olson]

Right. Well, I just realized that looking at this, two and a half months old, and they don't really do anything.

[Joe Suarez]

They. What do you want to do? Go get the.

[Kenny Olson]

Paper? But I mean, it just. It's just kind of. They bring it back to the barn, it sits at the barn, it gets something to eat, it goes to the.

[Chris Reavers]

Bathroom. So you're saying we should take it down the slide? The giant.

[Kenny Olson]

Slide? I mean, it's. Is it.

[Matt Dahl]

It's. You're.

[Joe Suarez]

Saying. You're saying he's got the best.

[Kenny Olson]

Job ever, doesn't do.

[Joe Suarez]

Anything. It's almost like doing.

[Kenny Olson]

Traffic. It's almost like.

[Joe Suarez]

Doing. Doris, where does Elmer.

[Doris Mould]

Live? Oh, Elmer. Elmer lives west of the Twin Cities on a.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Farm.

[Doris Mould]

And. And right now, if you want to visit with Elmer, Elmer lives in the moo booth. So you can visit with him there. And you can come visit him and all the cows like my lady who came to visit you at the beginning of the.

[Joe Suarez]

Fair. All right. Very good. Thank you, Doris, for everything over the years. Thank you.

[Doris Mould]

Doris.

[Joe Suarez]

Mo. Thank you. We'll be right back. In your car, on your phone, in your office, on your tablet. In your.

[Chris Reavers]

Face. 1500 ESPN this portion of Garage Logic on Labor Day is brought to us by our good friends at North American Banking Company. You can find them online and learn more about banking done differently with my good friends at North American banking company their website nabankco.com news.

[Joe Suarez]

Experience. My word as I live and breathe. You look terribly familiar, young lady at the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Microphone. I'm Morgan Kewie Woe.

[Joe Suarez]

Slattery. No, no. Euphorian. It can't be. It can't.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Be. Morgan. I see nothing has changed. You're still making hamburger comments and having competitions and doing all the things that I didn't like. That you did.

[Joe Suarez]

Before. Morgan Q E. Wolf Slattery, the scourge of garage lodging working your way in here from.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Euphoria. Do you know that lobsters recently died in a truck spill from Maine and we are trying to set up. You know what? I can't do this.

[Joe Suarez]

Anymore.

[Kenny Olson]

What?

[Joe Suarez]

What?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

What? Honestly. My name is Georgie and I'm a.

[Joe Suarez]

Gialler. Oh, no. Yes. What a conversion. What a.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Conversion. I realize the error of my ways and have become a Gialler. I actually have a cylinder.

[Joe Suarez]

Index. Oh, this is.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Fabulous. And while I try really hard not to up talk, it's gotten to be a bit of a habit 15.

[Joe Suarez]

Hunt. Will you stick around, please? You're getting the medal of freedom. 1500 ESPN is KSTP St. Paul, Minneapolis will be back with married for no longer Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery because of her conversion to garagelogic. But for her years of service as Morgan Q E Wolf Slattery and her new conversion and the admission of a cylinder index, she becomes the 16th recipient of the GL Medal of.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Freedom. Thank you so.

[Joe Suarez]

Much. And you're gonna help me get through this game like you used.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

To.

[Joe Suarez]

I. Because I never got through it. All right, give me this stuff. This is all right. This is ass. Chris and Scott from Duluth are there. Aren't they defending champions? All right.

[Chris Reavers]

Judy. Three time.

[Joe Suarez]

Champions. Judy and Tom from Hugo. All right. Terry and Fran from Terry Faribault. Where's Terry? Is he here? No, she's okay. So we're gonna ask the girls first, right? This is Married Forever, so the men have to be taken into our secret soundproofed room in the back. Could the men please leave? All right. Because the men ask her. It's time to play Married Forever. Okay. Now I ask. We'll start with Chris.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Right?

[Joe Suarez]

Right. What does.

[Kenny Olson]

He. Wait. Now, are they. Are we. Are they sealed away? Are.

[Joe Suarez]

They.

[Chris Reavers]

Yep. We're.

[Joe Suarez]

Good. We're.

[Chris Reavers]

Good. The door is sealed. We are.

[Joe Suarez]

Good. Yep. Duct tape over there. So I'm asking the wife how her husband will answer the question.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Right? He.

[Joe Suarez]

Thinks. Okay, go ahead, Chris. He thinks he's an expert at Married Forever. What doesn't he think he's an expert at? Do you want that to be his answer, Sir? I'm gonna say drumming. Drumming. Drumming, as in these drums right here? Yes, sir. All right, let's put. Who was.

[Kenny Olson]

That? That was.

[Joe Suarez]

Chris.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Okay. How can I help.

[Joe Suarez]

You? Well, I need a writing implement.

[Kenny Olson]

Here.

[Joe Suarez]

Here. You can write it. You can be the writing down.

[Kenny Olson]

Person. That means I have another.

[Joe Suarez]

Task. No, I have to have this. Okay, here. Oh, I got one right here. Look at.

[Kenny Olson]

This. Chris, no, you're not gonna ever read.

[Joe Suarez]

That. Yeah. Drum. All right, Judy, what will your husband, Tom say? That he's an expert at training hunting dogs. Okay. Training dogs. There would have been a day, Morgan, when you would have.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Objected. I would have objected to.

[Joe Suarez]

That. And Terry. Yes? What will Fran say? I need a little. Little clarification. Do you want the truth, or.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Do you want what he would.

[Kenny Olson]

Say? He would.

[Joe Suarez]

Say. Well, he would say, listen, lady, you're the one who's been married forever, so do you want. You. You. You give us what you think he'll say? That's how you win the game and get a marvelous.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Prize. Oh, oh, marvelous.

[Joe Suarez]

Prize. Okay. Well, actually, just the other day. Oh, my God. We were navigating. We don't need a story, Terry. We need an answer. He said, I am. Am a professional driver. Driving. All.

[Kenny Olson]

Right.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. How many questions do the girls get?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Three.

[Joe Suarez]

Three. All.

[Kenny Olson]

Right.

[Joe Suarez]

What? Well, Chris, while randomly clicking the remote, what movie would he stop and watch? So far, so.

[Chris Reavers]

Good.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Morgan. These are good.

[Joe Suarez]

Questions. R. Captain America, Winter Soldier.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wow.

[Kenny Olson]

What? Okay.

[Joe Suarez]

I. In. Huh? Captain America, Winter.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Soldier. Does he wear the underpants.

[Joe Suarez]

Too?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

O. Well, Judy, he's got the.

[Joe Suarez]

Shirt. Judy, while randomly clicking the remote, what movie would Tom stop and.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Watch?

[Joe Suarez]

Hunting. Well, that. Yes. You got to be. That's not the name of a movie. I need the name of a movie. Fishing. A.

[Chris Reavers]

Movie. Those are.

[Kenny Olson]

Action. God, lady, are you. Should you be away from the group forever? Do we need to get you back to the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Group? Fishing? The.

[Kenny Olson]

Movie. What movie? What? What title of a.

[Joe Suarez]

Movie? You need the name of a.

[Chris Reavers]

Movie.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Rain.

[Joe Suarez]

Rudy.

[Chris Reavers]

Rudy. Oh, there we go. There we go. That's a movie which has a.

[Joe Suarez]

Hell of a lot to do with hunting and fishing, doesn't it? Yeah.

[Doris Mould]

Terry. Well, Fran also hates movies, so.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

If I have to choose when, I will say.

[Joe Suarez]

Ghost.

[Kenny Olson]

Ghost.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. Very romantic. Okay, final question for the girls. Chris. What item of clothing does he wear that you.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Hate? Captain.

[Joe Suarez]

Underpants. In other words, he's going to.

[Kenny Olson]

Say. Wait, is.

[Joe Suarez]

That. Okay, he's going to say. What is he going to say? Is an item of clothing that you wear that he.

[Kenny Olson]

Hates? No, no, no.

[Joe Suarez]

No. What item of clothing do you wear? No. What the hell's the.

[Kenny Olson]

Question? What item of clothing does he.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wear?

[Joe Suarez]

Right.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah. You're asking her. What item of clothing does he wear that you.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Hate? Do you want me to do.

[Joe Suarez]

It? Yes. Thank.

[Kenny Olson]

You. Thank you.

[Joe Suarez]

Morgan. Chris. What item of clothing does he wear that you hate? And in other words, honestly, what's he gonna say? In other words, Mary, I don't honestly hate anything, so I'll go for the.

[Doris Mould]

Gratuitous. Anything that doesn't say Garage.

[Chris Reavers]

Logic. Oh, wow, look at that. Answer.

[Joe Suarez]

Her. Let me see if I can do this.

[Chris Reavers]

Again. Here we.

[Joe Suarez]

Go. Judy. Judy. They're trying to figure it out. I.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Can'T. Hunting clothes. Fishing clothes. Hunting.

[Joe Suarez]

Clothes. What item of clothing does he wear? Fish. What item of clothing does he wear that he is going to say that you hate? Right, I got it. Right.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

That. Yeah, it's.

[Kenny Olson]

You.

[Joe Suarez]

Correct. This is.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Mary. Everybody understands this but.

[Joe Suarez]

You. That's.

[Kenny Olson]

Right. Can we get a new couple in.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Here? We're just gonna go.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay? Are you hammered, lady? What's the problem? Let's go here. We need an.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Answer. He is camouflage.

[Joe Suarez]

Hunting. Shook. Okay, God help me. This is the last time that I'm not gonna miss this game.

[Kenny Olson]

Okay? I know. That's why I wanted to put you through.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

It. This is a great game, Terry. Yes, I'm.

[Joe Suarez]

Prepared. I want the answer.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Okay. He has some tacky.

[Joe Suarez]

Vikings. Zuba pants. Oh, that is terrible. That's just terrible. That's just terrible. Now what? Now the men come out. Now the men come.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Out. Have the men.

[Joe Suarez]

Come. Oh, the men come out and stand behind. The women.

[Kenny Olson]

Don'T. That's.

[Joe Suarez]

Right. It's all coming back to me.

[Chris Reavers]

Now. All right.

[Joe Suarez]

Fellas. Married.

[Chris Reavers]

Forever. Come on out, fellas. Come on.

[Joe Suarez]

Out. Out. Let's get him out.

[Chris Reavers]

Here. While we're.

[Joe Suarez]

Young. Chris. What's the man's.

[Chris Reavers]

Name? Carry the.

[Joe Suarez]

Two. Scott.

[Matt Dahl]

Scott.

[Chris Reavers]

Here. You gotta use the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Mic. Okay. Ready? What did she.

[Kenny Olson]

Say? I'm.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Here. You will.

[Joe Suarez]

Say. Okay. What did she say you'll say you're an expert at. Yep. What did she say you're going to say you're an expert at? I think I got that.

[Kenny Olson]

Right. Either making signs or.

[Joe Suarez]

Sarcasm. Wrong. She said you were good. Expert at.

[Kenny Olson]

Drumming. Oh, I'm not an.

[Joe Suarez]

Expert. No.

[Kenny Olson]

Judy. I play drums in a band.

[Joe Suarez]

But I'm not an expert. Well, join the club, Judy. Judy's husband's name is Tom. What did Judy say that you'll say you're an expert.

[Kenny Olson]

At?

[Joe Suarez]

Fishing. No, she said. Wow. Training dogs. So nobody's got one right yet. Fran, what did. What did Terry say that you'll say you're an expert at? I'm gonna say driving. Correct. Married forever. So what do they get? A plus like that? We'll get a plus. Yep. All right. Chris. Scott.

[John Height]

Scott. There we.

[Joe Suarez]

Go. Scott. Yes. While randomly clicking the remote, what movie did she say? Did she say you'd stop and.

[Kenny Olson]

Watch? Oh, God. There's probably about five of them.

[Joe Suarez]

But we only want one. The Martian. The.

[Kenny Olson]

What? The.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Martian.

[Joe Suarez]

Wrong. That's.

[Kenny Olson]

Wrong. Or Jaws. Or.

[Joe Suarez]

Tombstone. Hey, pal. Pal. You get one answer. Tom. What did Judy say? And she really struggled with this. While randomly clicking the remote, she said you'd stop and watch what.

[John Height]

Movie? Just a minute, Joel. 49 years I've waited for this.

[Joe Suarez]

Moment.

[John Height]

Yep. When you asked in laws to call your garage before you were the.

[Joe Suarez]

Mayor.

[John Height]

Yes. You asked people to.

[Joe Suarez]

Call.

[John Height]

Yep. On your sports talk.

[Joe Suarez]

Show. Yep.

[John Height]

Yes. So I called in for years as Sugar Ray from.

[Joe Suarez]

Anoka.

[John Height]

Yeah. Never a moment of.

[Joe Suarez]

Acknowledgement. That's all.

[John Height]

Right. Before you were the mayor and had any logic, you convinced me in your garage at 1117 Y. To go in a lightning storm to raise a Chris.

[Joe Suarez]

Craft. Yeah, I. I would have done.

[John Height]

That. Sold it. No.

[Joe Suarez]

Recognition.

[Kenny Olson]

Nothing. I.

[Joe Suarez]

Bet. Nothing.

[John Height]

Nothing. Not a.

[Joe Suarez]

Dime. It.

[John Height]

Y. One last.

[Joe Suarez]

Thing. All.

[John Height]

Right. I forgive.

[Joe Suarez]

You.

[John Height]

Y. You re. You introduced me to two hearted.

[Matt Dahl]

Ale.

[John Height]

Yep. And the reasons to have an adult beverage before 10 o' clock in the morning. So you're.

[Kenny Olson]

Forgiven. That's a toast. That's a.

[Joe Suarez]

Tribute. Thank.

[John Height]

You. And the answer is Young at.

[Joe Suarez]

Heart. Wrong. She said. Rudy, thank you for the, you know. Nice speech. Nice speech and everything, but it didn't get you anywhere.

[Kenny Olson]

Pal. You're getting.

[Joe Suarez]

Nothing.

[Kenny Olson]

Nothing.

[Joe Suarez]

Nothing. Tom, Fran, what movie are you going to.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Watch? You're just giving.

[Kenny Olson]

Up. What movie? When you're clicking, what movie would you stop and.

[Joe Suarez]

Watch? I lost.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

My.

[Chris Reavers]

No. Oh, did you shut your mic off.

[Kenny Olson]

Joe?

[Joe Suarez]

Sorry. Did I.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah. There you.

[Joe Suarez]

Go. And we're going to do a.

[Kenny Olson]

Podcast. What are you going to do without.

[Joe Suarez]

Me? Boy, I can't even turn on.

[Chris Reavers]

This. We need an answer.

[Joe Suarez]

Fran. What.

[Kenny Olson]

Movie? What movie will stop you dead in your tracks? And you gotta watch.

[Joe Suarez]

It. Where's the.

[Chris Reavers]

Clock? We're all.

[John Height]

Right. I would have to say the Ten.

[Joe Suarez]

Commandments. No. Well, you'd be wrong. It'd be ghost. One more. One more.

[Dave Dahl]

Scott.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes. What item of clothing do you wear that she said that you wear. Wear that she hates.

[Kenny Olson]

Right?

[Chris Reavers]

Yes. The item of clothing you wear.

[Joe Suarez]

She can't stand, can you? She said you would say nothing. Oh.

[Kenny Olson]

Boy. What do you mean by.

[Joe Suarez]

That? Wearing nothing is your answer and she hates it. And she would hate that. And you're the defending married forever.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Champions. That's.

[Joe Suarez]

Ironic. No, she said anything that wasn't gl. Cool clothing. So you're wrong. You don't have anything. Correct. Judy.

[Chris Reavers]

Tom.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep. What? What did she say you would say that you wear that she.

[John Height]

Hates? A gold.

[Joe Suarez]

Necklace. No, she said she was very much in an outdoor mood. She said camouflage clothing. And Fran, Fran, what item of clothing do you wear that you will tell us that. She will say that.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

You. Stop.

[Joe Suarez]

It. What.

[Chris Reavers]

Item? The item of clothing you wear that she.

[Matt Dahl]

Hates.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep. My underwear. No, she said.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Zuba. Your Viking.

[Kenny Olson]

Zubas. The Viking.

[Joe Suarez]

Zubas. Terry and Fran are in the lead with one correct answer. We will now take a break and return with the men in the three chairs, The home of sports.

[Chris Reavers]

Talk. Whoever is in charge of the marketing team is a.

[Joe Suarez]

Genius. 1500 ESPN message and dating. News experience. Just warming up for the big concert coming up in the 3 o' clock hour. Now we have the men out here, the wives have been squirreled away and there's only only one point on the board and that belongs to.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Fran.

[Joe Suarez]

Terry. And Terry and Fran. Now the men are out here, so we'll start with Scott or Scott. There he is. Scott, When is your. When is your mother in law's.

[Kenny Olson]

Birthday? My mother in law was dead before I met my.

[Joe Suarez]

Wife. That's no excuse for not knowing her birthday.

[Kenny Olson]

But. Oh, I want to say it's in.

[Joe Suarez]

June. Okay.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

So. Didn't plan for that, did you.

[Joe Suarez]

Rookie? No. Let's.

[Kenny Olson]

See. I know. I'm lucky. She was dead before I met.

[Dave Dahl]

Her. I.

[Joe Suarez]

Know. Yeah, yeah. June. We'll just put June. That's a. Yeah. You know what? That could end up being close.

[Kenny Olson]

Enough. All right. Thank you. You ought to see how nervous Tom is right.

[Joe Suarez]

Now. Tom, when was your mother in law's birthday? Hint? It would have been this.

[John Height]

Week. August.

[Joe Suarez]

28Th. That's.

[Kenny Olson]

Correct. Wow, he did that one.

[Joe Suarez]

Nice. And how old would mh have.

[Kenny Olson]

Been? Oh, wait, Fran, how old would Mary Helen have.

[Joe Suarez]

Been? Been. I don't know. 93.

[Kenny Olson]

93? You don't even know where she.

[Joe Suarez]

Lived. 93. I. I found it once.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Terry. No.

[Chris Reavers]

Fran.

[Joe Suarez]

Fran.

[John Height]

Fran. March 16.

[Chris Reavers]

1931. Holy.

[Kenny Olson]

Cow. Well done. Well.

[Joe Suarez]

Done. What a brownie. Scott, what will Chris say is your favorite junk food?

[Kenny Olson]

Food? My favorite drunk.

[Joe Suarez]

Food? Yep. What are you. She said.

[Kenny Olson]

You. You guys spend any time together or.

[Joe Suarez]

What? Yeah, they're defending champing.

[Kenny Olson]

Champions. My favorite junk food would probably be.

[Joe Suarez]

Cheetos. Cheetos. All right. And.

[John Height]

Tom.

[Joe Suarez]

Nachos. We're going with the nacho. All right. And. And Fran, was that right or.

[Chris Reavers]

Not? Well, we don't know.

[Joe Suarez]

Yet. How in hell do we know? So your wife's not out here. This game has left the entire state of Minnesota thoroughly.

[Kenny Olson]

Confused.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

No. Nobody's.

[Joe Suarez]

Confused. All.

[John Height]

Right. Take our lessons from.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Fran. Fran, what's. What. What. What is she going to say that you say is your favorite junk.

[John Height]

Food?

[Joe Suarez]

Chocolate. Okay, and then finally we go back to.

[Kenny Olson]

Scott.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes.

[Chris Reavers]

What? Married.

[Joe Suarez]

Forever. Wow. What animal does your wife resemble the most? In other words? Well, no, no, no. In other words, what we're looking for is what were you. What will your wife say? You said is the animal she most.

[Chris Reavers]

Resembles? We call this.

[Joe Suarez]

Question. You say that. Say the.

[Kenny Olson]

Question. Question could be a long trip to D. Thanks.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Joe. You're right. What will your wife.

[Kenny Olson]

Say? She has cat. So I'm going to go with.

[Joe Suarez]

Cat. Okay.

[John Height]

Tom. A beaver. A bucky.

[Chris Reavers]

Beaver. Well, we were. We kind of fell into that one, didn't.

[Joe Suarez]

We? Couple of divorces coming up, and.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

That'S what she's going to.

[Joe Suarez]

Say. And.

[Chris Reavers]

Fran. Oh.

[Joe Suarez]

God. God.

[John Height]

Fran. I'm gonna say a.

[Joe Suarez]

Deer. A deer. Let's bring them out. Bring the girls.

[Chris Reavers]

Out. Let's see who's gonna win. Ladies, come on.

[Joe Suarez]

Out. Here they come, ladies.

[Chris Reavers]

Out. Here they.

[Joe Suarez]

Come. If we can get this.

[Chris Reavers]

Straight. Oh, cannot wait for question.

[Kenny Olson]

Three. I'm very happy that Pat has been there in the back green room, entertaining the young ladies. You know.

[Joe Suarez]

I. Hey, stop. I smell garlic fries. And whoever has them, get them out of here. Get him out of.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Here. Get him out of here.

[Joe Suarez]

Right? Get them out of here.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah. I love.

[Dave Dahl]

Them.

[Joe Suarez]

You'll. You're fired from Gumption county if you have garlic.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Fries. My eyes are.

[Joe Suarez]

Watering. Let's go to Chris.

[Chris Reavers]

Chris. Dan from the Ballpark Cafe ruined the whole.

[Kenny Olson]

Afternoon. Dan.

[Joe Suarez]

Tyson. They think I'm.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Kidding. Garlic fries for.

[Joe Suarez]

Everyone. Oh.

[Kenny Olson]

No. Yes, members of the crowd. Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes. Get him out of here. Get him out of.

[Kenny Olson]

Here.

[Joe Suarez]

Danny. Thank.

[Chris Reavers]

You. Thank.

[Kenny Olson]

You. Smelled them before they were even out.

[Joe Suarez]

Here. I smelled them coming down.

[Kenny Olson]

Here. Danny pulls a home.

[Chris Reavers]

Run. Oh, that was.

[Joe Suarez]

Fantastic. Chris. Chris.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Chris. Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Sir. Yes, sir. What did he say is your mother in law's.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Birthday? My what.

[Joe Suarez]

Mother? Your mother in law's birthday. Well, actually, it'd be your mother then say your. Those have cannot be up. Those cannot be up. My mother's birthday. I mean it. They can't.

[Kenny Olson]

Be. Question for him was, do you know your mother's in.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Law'S? Does he.

[Joe Suarez]

Know? Well, he wouldn't because my mom died before we met. Yeah, but he took a jab at it to get what. What did he come up with? October.

[Chris Reavers]

8Th. Well, didn't he say.

[Joe Suarez]

June? He said.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

June. Can I. Can I get. If I cry, can.

[Joe Suarez]

I. No.

[Kenny Olson]

Okay. It's. I told him it's going to be a long trip to.

[Joe Suarez]

Duluth. What did Tom say is his mother in law's birthday day? August 28th? He got that correct. That's a plus. The game is now tied. Terry, what did Fran.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Say? 3, 16, 19.

[Joe Suarez]

31. That's exactly what he.

[Kenny Olson]

Said. That was right.

[Joe Suarez]

On. They're up Fran and Fran. And Terry are up 2 to 1 over Judy and Tom. Chris and Scott are not on the board. They're defending champions. Let's see if we can close the gap. They're going down. We're going to.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Chris. What did he say is his favorite junk.

[Joe Suarez]

Food? What did he say is his favorite junk.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Food? My.

[Kenny Olson]

Favorite. What did he.

[Joe Suarez]

Say? What did he say is his favorite junk food? And it better not be garlic.

[Kenny Olson]

Fries.

[Joe Suarez]

Pizza.

[Doris Mould]

Pizza.

[Joe Suarez]

Pizza. God, is junk food Cheetos?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Judy. I think I'm redeeming.

[Joe Suarez]

Myself. Judy.

[Kenny Olson]

Nachos.

[Joe Suarez]

Yes.

[Kenny Olson]

Correct. Got.

[Joe Suarez]

It. Ooh. We got a tie game. We got a tie.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Game. Terry, Terry.

[Kenny Olson]

Terry. What did Fran.

[Doris Mould]

Say? Oh, there are so.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Many. I'm gonna say potato.

[Joe Suarez]

Chips. Wrong. He said chocolate. Final. Final. Final question. Do we have a tie game? Morgan, Q E. Wolf. We have one for Terry. And do Terry and Fran have another.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

One? We have.

[Joe Suarez]

Three. Well, here we go. We'll figure that out at the end. Chris what animal? What? What did he say now? Hell, what would this. Don't do.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Now. What animal did he say resembles you the.

[Joe Suarez]

Most? Yeah, Scott or Chris, what did he came up with? An animal that he thinks you most resemble. What did he.

[Doris Mould]

Say? Koala.

[Joe Suarez]

Bear? No, he said cat. You're wrong. That was kind of close, though. Close enough. Doesn't work in a championship game. Game. Judy, Judy. What? Did Tom come up with a muskrat? No. Oh my God. Very close. Came up with Bucky Beaver. Terry and Fran. Terry, what did Fran come up.

[Doris Mould]

With? I am going to have to.

[Joe Suarez]

Guess a very good looking dog. No, he said deer. So now. Oh, that was so sweet. Scott and June have a.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Point. Terry and Fran have.

[Joe Suarez]

Three. Terry and Fran have one. No, they.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Don'T. No, no.

[Joe Suarez]

No. Terry and Fran have.

[Sun Pie]

One.

[Joe Suarez]

Two. Two and.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Two. Oh, it's a tie.

[Joe Suarez]

Baby. And two. And Tom and Judy have two. Have two. So it's a.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Playoff.

[Joe Suarez]

Yep. Playoff.

[Kenny Olson]

Question.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wow. This is. This is. Oh, that's a bad one. You want me to do that.

[Joe Suarez]

One?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Yeah.

[Joe Suarez]

Okay. Well. Well, no, but they're out here. They're out here. What do we do.

[Kenny Olson]

Now? Let's take our.

[Joe Suarez]

Let's. We have any more guests that we're.

[Kenny Olson]

Bumping? No, we're, we're. We're good to the top of the hour. It might take us that long too. So let's, let's take our break. We've got somebody. Garage Logic will return live to Minnesota.

[Joe Suarez]

State. I gotta do a. I'm gonna do a Federated thing. We're gonna be back shortly. But now, thanks to our friends at Federated Insurance, where it's their business to protect your business. And nobody does that better than Federated. It's Bruce Vail and your money Now. Winner. Winners of Married Forever, Chris and Scott from Duluth have left the stage. We now have a playoff between Judy and Tom from Hugo and Terry and Fran from Faribault, Minnesota. And so who. Who are we asking?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

What? Well, we have to get rid of somebody. I don't think it matters.

[Joe Suarez]

Who. The women have to be taken to the back secret room. The women must go to the secret soundproof.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Room. We had a really clever question here. That was manscaping. Yes or no? Except that both of them would know the answer to that. So I kind of put the X on that.

[Joe Suarez]

One. All right, so who stayed out? The males. All right, you ready, Tom? What will Judy say you said is the best way to get her.

[John Height]

Attention? Offer her a glass of.

[Joe Suarez]

Wine. Okay. All right. Who was that Was that.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Tom?

[Joe Suarez]

Tom.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Tom. Glass of.

[Joe Suarez]

Wine? Wine. It's only one question. Playoff is no. Do what.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Now?

[Joe Suarez]

Fran? Fran. Honest to God, Fran. What, what, what.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Will. What is the best way for you to get her.

[Joe Suarez]

Attention? See, that's what I'm talking.

[Chris Reavers]

About. Sputtering to the finish line, huh.

[Joe Suarez]

Mayor? Crawling out of the wreckage. What is your.

[John Height]

Answer? Look directly at her and speak.

[Joe Suarez]

Softly. Who said.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

That? Fran.

[Joe Suarez]

Frank.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Fran, I'm so glad I'm here for.

[Joe Suarez]

You. I think it's necessary. And speak softly. Well, let's. Let's do.

[Kenny Olson]

It.

[Joe Suarez]

Let's. Let's see if we end the play. If. If the playoff doesn't end here, then the guys go back. All right. Bring the gals out. Bring the gals.

[Chris Reavers]

Out. Come on out, ladies. Come on.

[Joe Suarez]

Out. They've been back in the green.

[Kenny Olson]

Room. I have been.

[Joe Suarez]

Talking. Yeah, I know you have. By the way, Annette is here. Annette? Does that name ring a bell? She. She was dropped during the wife carrying competition years ago. Oh, gosh, right on her noggin. And I've loved her ever since. Sense. Cuz she never sued us. Cuz she's a.

[Kenny Olson]

Gl.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

She. Right.

[Kenny Olson]

Right. She did.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Okay.

[Kenny Olson]

She. She turned out.

[Joe Suarez]

Well. And. And Kelly. Kelly is here. Remember Kelly? There was Angie and Kelly.

[Kenny Olson]

And. Yeah, we'll talk to them after this. If this ever gets.

[Joe Suarez]

Done. I was getting carried away. Getting carried away. Who am I talking.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

To?

[Joe Suarez]

Judy.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Judy. Yeah. What did Tom.

[Joe Suarez]

Say? What did Tom say you would say is the best way to get your attention mentioned? He said what would he. What? You know what I.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Mean. Bring me a glass of.

[Joe Suarez]

Wine. Wow. Whoa. Married forever. Married forever. That puts. That puts the Hugos up three to two over the Faribault. Oh.

[Doris Mould]

Man. This.

[Kenny Olson]

Is. This is.

[Joe Suarez]

Pressure. All right, Terry. What did.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Chris.

[Joe Suarez]

Fran. Fran.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Say? The best way to get.

[Chris Reavers]

Someone. Get the mayor a glass of.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wine. Fran would.

[Joe Suarez]

Say. He would.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Whistle. He'd say.

[Kenny Olson]

Hands.

[Chris Reavers]

Nope. No.

[Joe Suarez]

That'S. That's.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Not. He would look at you and speak.

[Joe Suarez]

Softly. He would look at you and speak softly.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

He. He thought you'd say, oh, he's not that.

[Joe Suarez]

Sappy. Come.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

On. He said come up with that. What did you guys tell.

[Joe Suarez]

Him? We.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Didn'T. We have a.

[Chris Reavers]

Champion. That's a.

[Joe Suarez]

Champion. Say congratulations to Judy and Tom from Hugo. And they. Those ladies, they get congratulations. They get this exclusive Garage Logic.

[Kenny Olson]

Cd.

[Joe Suarez]

Wow. All.

[Kenny Olson]

Right. They also get an autographed mug. They also get an autographed crabby coffee shop mug autographed by the entire staff. That's to you.

[John Height]

Guys. 49 years. First free thing I got from you.

[Joe Suarez]

Jim. Jewel.

[Kenny Olson]

Yeah. And not only.

[Joe Suarez]

That. Don't say not only.

[Kenny Olson]

That. Direct from the grandstand, they are going to receive what grandstand guru, the.

[Doris Mould]

Crack Blaster Repair and.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Revive. And a great soap to keep.

[Doris Mould]

Them nice and soft and.

[Sun Pie]

Silky. You.

[Kenny Olson]

Can'T. This guy who didn't get anything is now getting the crack blaster from.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Yeah. If it doesn't gave you anything.

[Chris Reavers]

Here, do I give it to.

[Joe Suarez]

Him? I think there's enough here to give the second place team.

[Kenny Olson]

Something. They get a consolation prize as.

[Joe Suarez]

Well. Second place team.

[Chris Reavers]

Something. You can't beat a good crack.

[Joe Suarez]

Blaster. No.

[Kenny Olson]

That'S. No. This is Judy from the grandstand guru. Judy, we had on a couple years ago. Crack blaster available in the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Grandstand. In the.

[Joe Suarez]

Grandstand. Come see.

[Doris Mould]

Us. We'll give you a free.

[Joe Suarez]

Sample. One of the greatest voices in the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Grandstand. Thank.

[Doris Mould]

You. We love.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Thanks for helping us with that. Thank you. And Morgan.

[Doris Mould]

Throw. I've got a few here. I'm going to throw them out.

[Kenny Olson]

There. So get your arms ready, run down the stairs. You.

[Joe Suarez]

Bet. Morgan, we could not have done that game without you. So thank.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

You. Thank you so.

[Chris Reavers]

Much. That's how we play Married.

[Joe Suarez]

Forever. Married.

[Kenny Olson]

Forever. We'll be back, take our break and come back with Angie and.

[Joe Suarez]

Kelly. Very good. John Height News Experience warming up for an epic corn dog blues right now. Dave Dahl from the Channel 5 Weather.

[Dave Dahl]

Center. Thank you very much. Thank you.

[Joe Suarez]

Joe. Thank you. It's warming.

[Dave Dahl]

Up. We're going to blow right by that 81 forecast high today because of the sunshine. The clouds are thinning out. Stop that now. It's getting.

[Kenny Olson]

Hot.

[Dave Dahl]

Yeah. Rookie is such a.

[Chris Reavers]

Weirdo. He gets romantic towards these end of the fair.

[Dave Dahl]

Shows. It's going to get probably up to about 85 today and that's just enough energy to produce some storms later on tonight. I think they're going to hold off until after 10, between about 10 and midnight tonight. So if you have grandstand tickets, you're great. And I do believe that temperatures are going to stay warm right through the weekend. We're looking for lower 80s now right through Saturday, Sunday and into Monday. Could be some more storms that develop Sunday night into early Monday. But I think overall this Labor Day weekend's looking pretty good with temperatures a little bit warmer than average today, though, Joe going for a high of no, no, five degrees. He's not listening to.

[Chris Reavers]

Me. I am.

[Dave Dahl]

Dave. 85 degrees right now. We're at 80 and I have.

[Joe Suarez]

The records for the day, Joe, I got August.

[Dave Dahl]

31St. Two years here, Joe.

[Joe Suarez]

94.

[Dave Dahl]

94. Oh, let's go.

[Joe Suarez]

1898. First.

[Dave Dahl]

1898. And.

[Joe Suarez]

1907. And.

[Dave Dahl]

1907. So it was warmer way.

[Joe Suarez]

Back. I guess it can happen.

[Dave Dahl]

Happen.

[Joe Suarez]

40.

[Dave Dahl]

40. In.

[Joe Suarez]

1974.

[Dave Dahl]

1974. We had our earliest frost in.

[Joe Suarez]

1974. Thank you, Dave doll, for all the years at the.

[Dave Dahl]

Fair. Thank.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Yeah, thank you. All right, as I say your name. As I say your name, you leave the stage. All right? These are kids of the kids I used to have. Here's Ingrid. All right, here's Tessie. Here's Alice. Come here. They knew where their bread was butter on this one. Here's Joe. Willie, my man. Mick. And you are not my.

[Kenny Olson]

Grandchildren. That was a niece and.

[Joe Suarez]

Nephew. Are their names. Yes. Help.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Me. Who's their mother and.

[Joe Suarez]

Dad? Bruce. Married forever. Bruce and Amy. And I want the children's names. I'm a little flustered right.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Now.

[Joe Suarez]

Max. Max and Moline. Max and.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Who? Come on, Joe, let's get.

[Kenny Olson]

Going. Gas or.

[Joe Suarez]

Electric? So choose this right here, this gorgeous lady right here, It's Max. And you figure that one out, Joe. Somebody help.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Me.

[Kenny Olson]

Ellie, I could have told.

[Matt Dahl]

You. Wait a.

[Joe Suarez]

Minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Chris Reavers]

Wait. How about a round of applause for the CP by the way? Come on. Why right here? Why give her a round of.

[Joe Suarez]

Applause?

[Kenny Olson]

Absolutely.

[Joe Suarez]

100%. Look who's joined us. Kelly Lynn, who worked with us for years. Kelly.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Hello. I started when I was.

[Joe Suarez]

19. You started when you were 19? And.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Angie. Woo, woo.

[Joe Suarez]

Woo. Now, I think. What are you up to now, Kelly? Tell us the current.

[Doris Mould]

Status. I am a mom and a good.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Mom. I have three children. They're down.

[Joe Suarez]

There. What are. What are their names? Don't get too excited yet. They could be full. I'm.

[Chris Reavers]

Ready. Here we.

[Doris Mould]

Go. I know better than.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

That. It's.

[Joe Suarez]

Maxwell. Maxwell. We just had a Max up here.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Yes. He's.

[Doris Mould]

Seven. And I have a Mercy.

[Joe Suarez]

Lynn. Mercy?

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Yeah. Like.

[Kenny Olson]

Mercy. Like, give me some help. Come.

[Joe Suarez]

On. M C.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Y. Form of.

[Doris Mould]

Mary. You know, Mercy.

[Joe Suarez]

Compassion. How do you. How are you spelling.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

It? M E, R, C, Y. Mercy. Stand.

[Joe Suarez]

Up. Look at how.

[Chris Reavers]

Cute. Oh, she is a gorgeous young.

[Joe Suarez]

Man. I guess that foghorn will be.

[Doris Mould]

Withdrawn. Okay, I have one.

[Joe Suarez]

More.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Yes.

[Joe Suarez]

Nehemiah.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Mia. No, Nehemiah. Like in the.

[Joe Suarez]

Bible. I won't foghorn.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

That.

[Joe Suarez]

Whatever. I don't. I'm staying out of that Bible thing. I.

[Chris Reavers]

Don'T. We got in trouble the other.

[Joe Suarez]

Day. If you can untangle this, I'll award one to.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

You. Sure. Thank.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Angie, what are you up.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

To? Yeah, I'm. Well, have a two year old. I'm not gonna say her name yet because I think you already foghorned it.

[Chris Reavers]

Earlier. No, no, no, no, kid. That's not how this.

[Joe Suarez]

Works. You gotta tell us.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Today. Her name is Madison, the capital of.

[Joe Suarez]

Wisconsin. It's not a name, it's the. It's a town in.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wisconsin. She was not conceived there, I must.

[Joe Suarez]

Say.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

She. She's two, almost three. And I'm expecting another baby in.

[Joe Suarez]

February.

[Doris Mould]

Wow. Thank.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

You. And I have a job in the real world. Real world. And it's. Yeah. Not very.

[Joe Suarez]

Fun. What do you.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Do? I work for a healthcare company and work in human.

[Joe Suarez]

Resources. So that wouldn't be as exciting as garagelogic, would.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

It? Best job I've ever had. Every day I gotta work with the best guys.

[Kenny Olson]

Right? What the ladies compare? What the ladies are here to tell us, Joe, is that, yes, there is life after a radio broadcast, but it sure isn't as much fun as being on the.

[Joe Suarez]

Radio. Kelly, what were your years on the.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Show? I was here 99 to 2006. And Angie, 2006 to.

[Joe Suarez]

2010. And then we got dummy.

[Chris Reavers]

Here. How you.

[Joe Suarez]

Doing? You got Reavers. Yeah, we lost the females with the.

[Kenny Olson]

Reavers. Gone down ever since.

[Joe Suarez]

Right. Well, Kelly Lynn, for your long years of service as a very important, groundbreaking producer. Not a producer. She.

[Doris Mould]

Was. I was the.

[Joe Suarez]

Associate. Associate.

[Kenny Olson]

Producer. We all had the same title. They worked with us. Not for us. They worked with us. Not for.

[Joe Suarez]

Us. We award you the Garage Logic Medal of.

[Doris Mould]

Freedom. I'm.

[Joe Suarez]

Honored. Wow. Such. Before you award Angie. I have to tell an Angie story. All right. No, no, no, no. Before she was married, before she had kids, Angie was a troubled heavy.

[Kenny Olson]

Drinker. Where is this coming.

[Joe Suarez]

From? Why do you do this to people? The best advice Angie ever gave me. And you guys can use this. This is free. Galers should do this. You buy a box of wine, you take it out of the box, you put it in your purse, you hook up a hose and you're drunk all day. Angie Ludwig. I tell everybody.

[Dave Dahl]

That.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Angie. How do you think I got through the.

[Joe Suarez]

Show? Angie, for your long years of service, in your contributions to Garage Logic, you hereby. Kelly, you were number 17. Angie, you are the 8 18th recipient and there will be no more recipients after this state fair. You are the 18th recipient of the Garagelogic Medal of.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Freedom. Thank.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Wow. Awesome. You are expected to wear that in every public occasion that you find.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Yourself in I most certainly will have to wear.

[Joe Suarez]

It. For example, here's a winner. This fellow right here, and he's wearing.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

His. Oh, boy. I know who.

[Joe Suarez]

That.

[Chris Reavers]

Later. That's all he'll be.

[Morgan Qi Wolf Slattery]

Wearing. I know who that guy.

[Joe Suarez]

Is. All right, we'll be back. Thank you, girls. Thank you. Scramble. Scramble Friday. Here we go. Yeah, here we go. Out of all these people, get in my room. Come fly with me. We'll fly. We'll fly away. If you can use. All right, now, here's the deal. There's a bar in far. I think we'll say our formal farewell at the end of the next hour. Is that correct? But this is the official farewell to Garage Logic moment. You are really. This is the best radio audience in the country. And I'm not kidding. We can't thank you enough. You've been fantastic. We kind of created something unique, didn't we? We got our own county. We got our own town. We got our own bank, the Common Surface Savings and Loan. We got our own golf course. Creature Path. We got our own rules. 50, 50, 93, 50. Prices you pay. 48 hour. We got our own terminology. We're all fighting the mystery. It all will be continued. And we'll have more information for you next week as we attempt to figure it out. It'll all be continued on what these new fangled people call a podcast. Right? But the whole gang is. We're going to give it a run together. We're not. We're going to give it a run together. And if you all. Even Kenny's gonna. Even Kenny. Even Kenny. He's gonna join us. So again next week, we'll have more and more information about that right? Reavers, we'll have. You can't talk right now. Are you having a little trouble? Are you doing this? You'll be all right. There's no crying in Garage Logic. No. No, there.

[Kenny Olson]

Isn'T. Look away, everybody, look.

[Joe Suarez]

Away. Take.

[Kenny Olson]

Those. Take them.

[Joe Suarez]

On. Not take them off, leave them.

[Kenny Olson]

On. I just wanted to say thank.

[Joe Suarez]

You. Yeah, that's all right. Don't.

[Chris Reavers]

Worry. Thanks.

[Joe Suarez]

Mayor. It's been fun. We didn't go to work for 25.

[Sun Pie]

Years. I.

[Joe Suarez]

Know. We did not go to work for 25.

[Kenny Olson]

Years. It was really.

[Joe Suarez]

Fun. So, you know, if I give you a. Stop. If I give you a medal of freedom, will you shut.

[Kenny Olson]

Up? Yeah. That's what I'm crying about. For heaven's.

[Joe Suarez]

Sake. He was. Watch the middle there. There are 18 met. I'm not done yet. There. We gave out 18 medals. There are two left. They're. They'll be gone by 4 o'. Clock. Let's put it that way. These medals will be gone by 4 o'. Clock. We just don't know.

[Kenny Olson]

Yet. Got it. Maybe we should stop looking at.

[Joe Suarez]

Me. Maybe I'm shaking a big boy one. I can't believe he's.

[Dave Dahl]

Crying. Like, a little.

[Kenny Olson]

Bit. Yeah, I am. I love. This is. This is what I'm crying about right here. I want.

[Dave Dahl]

This. Thank you.

[Kenny Olson]

Guys. Thank you so, so.

[Joe Suarez]

Much. You're gonna miss this. This, you're going to miss this. That was the song that got sung for us.

[Kenny Olson]

Yesterday. That's.

[Joe Suarez]

Right. We got another hour coming up. 1500.

[Kenny Olson]

ESPN. Thank you.

[Joe Suarez]

Stephanie. Shim from the Blue Barn is KSTP, St. Paul, Minneapolis. Thank you. Thank you. Thank.

[Matt Dahl]

You. When I look.