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Josh Arnold
Still don't. I don't hear. Is it. Should we be hearing a show in the background?
Joe
No.
Josh Arnold
Josh Arnold, we're rolling.
John Randall
I take it.
Joe
All right, Joe. Well, don't worry about him. He ain't gonna.
John
He's.
Joe
He's.
John
He's being.
John Randall
Rookie. You ready?
Josh Arnold
Where's Kenny?
Joe
Good one.
Josh Arnold
Josh Arnold, investment consultant brings you Garage Logic podcast number.
John Randall
Oh.
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy. 1760, 1716. And that's Friday, February 13th, 2026.
Joe
Sit down.
Josh Arnold
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Joe
This is our generic one because we're live at the golf show.
Josh Arnold
Brah, where's the normal GL song?
Joe
That's when we're on YouTube.
Josh Arnold
We're not on YouTub.
Joe
Well, kind of.
Josh Arnold
Well, are we or aren't we? You know, gee, elders were live at the. Where is it?
Joe
We're at the Golf Show. The North American Banking Company, Minnesota Golf show.
Josh Arnold
You look at putters and it feels like you could play golf today. It was just wonderful out I wish there was someplace we could all play outside, but this will have to do. You can swing a club in here and get lessons and putt for a hundred grand. And I have an admission to make. It's a very unlike garage logic admission. I was brought here today in an electric car.
John Randall
Oh.
Josh Arnold
And I've never been in one. I've never had a ride in an electric car. And I have to admit, there really wasn't a lot to complain about. Okay, I don't want one because I need a motor to hear noise. But I can see where if you're, if your driving is limited strictly to urban America and you really don't have to take off and go to Chicago or whatever this thing is. Amazing.
Joe
Was it similar to your ride last year to the golf show where the show first stalled on the train tracks?
Josh Arnold
No, rookie drove last year and we did stall on the train tracks. Turns out he was playing a prank on me and I got very upset by that. I thought it was real and I thought, we're gonna just die right here.
Gabe
I will say that you did enjoy the, the up that the vehicle has.
Josh Arnold
Oh, it's so fast.
Gabe
Gabe gave it some. What do you give it? You don't give it up. Gas.
Josh Arnold
You don't give it gas, do you? No, just give it your.
Gabe
But he hit it and we both went.
Joe
Since it's an easy.
Josh Arnold
There's no transmission transitions, would you give.
Joe
It juice since it's an ev?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, you can give it juice. It just, it's just there.
Joe
So I don't want one.
Josh Arnold
I don't want one.
Gabe
I did feel bad for Gabe because there was a list of, of questions. Oh, does it have a radio?
Josh Arnold
He didn't even know if it had a radio.
Joe
Well, he's a podcast listener.
Gabe
A 21 year old kid doesn't listen to the radio anymore, I guess.
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Joe
Aren't we living example.
Josh Arnold
How are you?
Gabe
Right?
Josh Arnold
Well, that's very interesting.
Gabe
And then there's no, no, hang on, hang on. Before you even do that, there's a feature, there's a feature in the, in the vehicle that tells you when it's green. So if of course, a 21 year old gets distracted while driving at a red light, you just start to do other things. And as the light turned green, beating the feature on the Tesla was Joe AI. Joe AI. Saying it's green, you can go green, you can go. So he was, he was ahead of the east faster than a Tesla computer.
Joe
Wait a minute. I, I, that's interesting. So cars now feature a device that signals you when the light is green.
Josh Arnold
That's probably the least of what this thing does.
Joe
Well, my, my point is we are now, like, we have the lane detection deal.
Josh Arnold
Probably got all that.
Joe
We're creating vehicles where you quite literally need to pay as little attention as possible.
Josh Arnold
There is no instrumentation whatsoever except a screen the size of a laptop screen. And everything that you're going to do or want to know is on that screen. There's no speedometer. There's no nothing. It's just that screen.
Joe
Got it.
Gabe
And Gabe did threaten to enact the feature where the car could drive itself.
Josh Arnold
I didn't want that.
Gabe
That was met with major resistance.
Josh Arnold
We're not doing that.
Gabe
The front seat partner, hands free.
John Randall
Yes.
Gabe
He said, nope, I want you to drive. There's no, no breaking.
Josh Arnold
There's little I can do to relate that to a golf show, except it would be the ultimate car to own. If you live near a golf course, you'd never bother anybody.
Gabe
Yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
How many in the audience here play golf? Everybody.
John Randall
Oh, boy.
Joe
Almost everybody.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, everybody.
John Randall
Do you?
Josh Arnold
Well, how's your game? It's, it's, it's coming along. I, I, you know, you can only do so much in the winter. Swing on a piece of cardboard. Sure. You know, I did play earlier this winter, and it was, I, I was heartened with the results. But here you can swing and take lessons. Has anybody ever gone around and taken one of the free lessons from the pros staff? Anyone?
John
Oh.
Gabe
Be a first year for most of these folks, for the massive crowd that's gathered.
Josh Arnold
Who has been to this golf show previously? I have pretty much any. Everybody, huh? We've been coming to this show for a long time.
Joe
I remember the very first one we had.
Josh Arnold
American banking golf show.
Joe
We had the long putt here. I think it's elsewhere now, but we had the long putt sitting up here.
Josh Arnold
It was in that corner.
Joe
No, it was right the first year. It was right next to the stage, and people would come up and try to. And I think you started to bet people if they could make it or not.
Josh Arnold
And I would do that again.
Gabe
You were heckling. Yes, you were heckling.
Josh Arnold
Now it's been the second day since the notice was made of ice, essentially leaving. Is everybody still breathing a sigh of relief? Yeah, I think that's, I think regardless of where you fall on the political spectrum, it was a sigh of relief to have the, have the chaos over with.
Gabe
I'm very happy that they're gone. I'm not Worried. I think they got most of the bad guys.
Josh Arnold
Huh?
Gabe
Is that. Do we know when. Do we know if they got most of the bad guys and they don't have to return?
Josh Arnold
We can only. We can only know what we've been told, and I have no idea. But I did bring the. The official glass. What do you call that?
Gabe
Gavel.
Josh Arnold
Gavel.
Gabe
Will there be some proclamations, some mayoral proclamations?
Josh Arnold
Could be before the days.
Gabe
Okay.
Josh Arnold
John Randall is the ambassador for the golf show, isn't he?
Joe
Yes. Former Viking hall of Famer.
Josh Arnold
Hall of Famer. I believe he finished his career with Seattle.
Joe
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Is that true?
Joe
Yes.
Josh Arnold
And how long ago would that have been? I will. I was also going to say that this is the greatest place in the world to get close gloves and stuff. You know, they got. They got them on deals here, and I get. I got gloves from last year that I haven't gotten out of the package yet.
John Randall
What.
Joe
What year was the Ryder cup in chaska? Was that 2016.
Josh Arnold
2016.
Joe
Okay. Because I remember because the merchandise they have here is spectacular. And I got one of the coolest hooded sweatshirts here. So that would have been the golf show of 2017 because they had a bunch of Hazeltine Ryder cup memorabilia that was left over, but it was a brand new. It was a brand new hoodie that I got for 20 bucks.
John Randall
Yeah.
Joe
That would have probably cost me 150 at Hazeltine during the Ryder Cup.
Gabe
So basically, you bought some more work attire because he tends to usually just wear hoodies.
Josh Arnold
I could never tell.
Joe
Right, right.
Josh Arnold
John, where's that booth you favor?
John
Legendary. It's that main aisle there.
John Randall
Yeah.
John
Walk down a couple stores. Yeah, a couple stores. And they have a big. They have a large display this time. They used to just have, like, a booth, like these folks.
John Randall
Yeah.
John
But now it's a pretty large display. Their sign is right up there.
Josh Arnold
Did you get anything yet?
John
I didn't yet. I looked at a couple I liked a lot, and the prices are great. This year, they're even better than last year.
Gabe
So they're very nice. The legendary material is very nice.
John
Very nice material. It's veterans owned and Run.
Josh Arnold
And are they Minnesota Company?
John
Yeah. Yes, they're from Minnesota. Yep.
Josh Arnold
Well, I gotta. I gotta go down there and give it a look. I thought you did it because you had bowling like shirts.
John
No, they're not. They're golf shirts. They're polos.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John
But they have odd designs. Although this year, there's more traditional.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John
Golf shirts than in the past.
Josh Arnold
All right, I'm gonna Go down there and look. It's called legendary.
John
Legendary. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Now, I don't have my North American Banking company shirt on. I couldn't find mine. It was left for me at the studio. Yeah, I don't know where it went. Oh, did somebody take it?
Joe
No, I don't. I don't think so.
Gabe
I think it's still there to the right. It's buried under John.
Josh Arnold
Did John get one?
Gabe
Yeah, yeah, I brought him. I brought him.
John
I got one right here. Right.
Joe
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Josh Arnold
Hi, John.
Joe
Big dogs are in the house.
Gabe
John Randall, ladies and gentlemen.
John Randall
There you go.
Josh Arnold
Now try talking.
John Randall
Hey. There you go.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
How's everybody doing?
Josh Arnold
John, how did you have. What kind of feelings did you have when Seattle won the Super Bowl?
John Randall
I felt a little. I feel happy for him. But to me, Seattle wasn't my. Where I got started. It was here, Right? So for me, I felt happy for him. The head equipment guy, Eric Kennedy, is a good friend of mine.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
But for me, this is still my. This is the team I want to see go to a Super Bowl. Minnesota.
Josh Arnold
And if you ever played for Seattle, that doesn't mean you get a taste of the profits.
Gabe
No.
John Randall
It was fun being out there.
Josh Arnold
But how many years ago was that?
John Randall
Oh, my God. Since it was 2001.
Josh Arnold
Really?
John Randall
Yeah, really.
Josh Arnold
So since then, you've been playing a lot of golf?
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
What's your handicap?
John Randall
What is a handicap? You know, let's think about that. Handicap. I am a handicap. I played 14 years in the National Football League.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
I was hit way. My ankles, my knees, my elbow. I am a handicap. So I'm just. I'm like Rodney Dangerfield out there. I'm just enjoying the day.
Josh Arnold
All right. But you play a lot.
John Randall
If you call it that. I'm just. I'm just out there trying to move the ball down.
Josh Arnold
Oh, you're just trying to move your legs.
John Randall
Yeah, trying to move my legs. Just stay out of people's way. I play early.
Gabe
His wife is the one that says, go play a lot.
Joe
Yeah.
John Randall
Get out.
Gabe
You're okay. Get out of the house.
John Randall
It's good exercise. I'm getting. I don't like the carts. I like walking.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
So I average about 12, 000 steps a day.
Josh Arnold
Wonderful.
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah. John, serious question. What about your head?
John Randall
What about my head?
Josh Arnold
Well, did that suffer consequences from playing in the NFL for 14 years? Are you okay, in other words?
John Randall
I'm Good. I. I'm very fortunate that I work for the league office and I work in the department of the safety part of the game. About the helmet. So we basically give out a free evaluation from head to toe.
Josh Arnold
Right.
John Randall
I actually go to the Cleveland Clinic. Yeah. Every four years to do an evaluation. And we also offer it a evaluation at the Super Bowl. What? For your. Your head, your mental state. And I do it every two years. And so so far I've been okay.
Josh Arnold
How many concussions do you think you had?
John Randall
That would be a good question.
Josh Arnold
So in other words, you had. They were frequent.
John Randall
No, because I was a pass rusher.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
I wasn't about hitting the running backs. I was about hitting the quarterbacks. Okay. So for the offensive lineman coming at me, I did this thing you call a swim move.
Josh Arnold
Right.
John Randall
Getting out their way.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
I was all about knocking their hands down. Wasn't about head on collision.
Josh Arnold
Good for you.
John Randall
Thank you.
Josh Arnold
What are these helmets I see now that look like they're from Mars?
John Randall
Yeah. The halo.
Josh Arnold
What? If those are so good, why doesn't everybody wear them, I wonder?
John Randall
Well, that's a good question. First of all, now that's part of what I'm involved in. So every position has a different helmet. And so most of the time, our DBs and receivers are reluctant. Thank you. Our DBs and receivers are very reluctant to change their helmets. We actually had this conversation with Aaron Rodgers, and he was very reluctant too, to change his helmet. And one of the reasons that he was reluctant was because he said, I have so much history in that helmet.
Josh Arnold
Right.
John Randall
I've thrown this pass, completed these passes. I was mvp. So a lot of guys are reluctant to change their helmets. And so with that, we are always trying to get these guys to basically be. Get into the modern helmets because they're more safer and a lot of guys don't want to. So that's when they invented the halos to put over your helmets to protect the guys. And a lot of times we like to use the term protecting them from themselves.
Josh Arnold
Right. So what I'm seeing is something placed over a normal helmet.
John Randall
Yes.
Josh Arnold
And is. And is it proven to be.
John Randall
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Worthy?
John Randall
It is. It truly is. Excuse me. One problem we had when we first came out with this project was most of the. The players didn't just want a white halo or a black halo, purple or blue one. They wanted the logo on the side.
Josh Arnold
Right.
John Randall
So that was one of the first thing we dealt with. We went to the owners. Owners were in agreeance that they wanted their logo on the on the Halo and so we've advanced it. We are. It's a lot of stuff we're doing. I can't disclose, but I can just tell you the, I guess I say the, the advancement basement or the man, the technology. That's the word, technology behind it. It's amazing. And well, you're.
Joe
Johnny, you're starting to see it now. My son played football and he had. There was a couple of games where kids were wearing those and it was more, I think of a. Don't foghorn this, Joe. But a proactive measure towards that. But you know what? If it's going to help, it's going to help.
John Randall
Yeah. I was out in Utah and they were having a tackle football for the 7, 8 year olds and man, every kid out there had a halo on. And what the NFL is understanding is that, you know, even though we are at the top of the game, high school, junior high and all that they, they watch what we're doing and they try to emulate it. And so why not have us look at that technology first and put it out there to help teach other kids that what we're doing is trying to protect us, protect them from themselves and get the youth to understand the same procedure.
Gabe
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
How do you end up being a golf ambassador?
John Randall
Because here in Minnesota, I, when I first got involved with special needs kids, we were trying to raise some money for special needs kids, which was $21 million. And golf was a good avenue to start and we raised it in about a year. And I understood that golf is a great way to connect with people, to get people to endorse them, to help with charities from special needs to military advancement, where we do one out in pebble beach for the Navy Seals Museum. We do one in New York at best. Page Black for the March of Dimes to. For Joe Namus. We raise a million dollars in one day. We do one for Derrick Brooks for his charter school, which been going on for about 25 years. So for golf, what it has done in so many ways, I start to understand I needed something to do when I. Besides just trying to think about football, walking golf courses, hanging out and come to find out there was so many other guys who were trying to play the game and it allowed a lot of us to compete, but compete in a different way.
Josh Arnold
I can't think of a sport that's more the opposite to football than golf. It's indescribably opposite.
John Randall
Totally, totally.
Josh Arnold
It's gentle, it's just a peaceful walk. It's.
John Randall
It's Just you.
Josh Arnold
It's not dangerous.
John Randall
It can be.
Joe
I can help you with that, Joe, because I was listening to an interview, maybe a week or so. It was during super bowl week, and Bo Jackson was on with Dan Patrick. And did you hear that interview?
John Randall
Yeah.
Joe
And Bo said, I took up golf, and it frustrated the living hell out of me because I wanted that golf ball to be going 95 miles an hour, not sitting still. But it made me adapt and cope mentally with the aspect of the game. And I thought that was. That was such a cool. And this is what. One of the five greatest athletes in the history of the world.
John Randall
I've played golf with Bo out in Chicago, and exactly my first time I ever played was here with a buddy of my family. He was an air traffic controller. And he said, all you got to do. He's holding the golf ball. All you got to do is hit this ball. It's not moving.
Josh Arnold
It's just sitting right there, which is terribly frustrating.
John Randall
Oh, my God. You just. Just gotta hit it. And I'm like, this is simple. Anybody can do this. And at that standpoint, man, was like a nightmare. I thought about it day and night. How can I hit this ball? And I broke clubs. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
With you, then it would be dangerous.
John Randall
Oh, no reason. It's dangerous. You can be out there, and some of us seen it. Some people out there on the golf course have no idea what they are doing.
Joe
You're looking at four of them.
John Randall
Yeah.
John
Okay.
John Randall
And you hear this word, four.
Josh Arnold
Hit the deck.
John Randall
See?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's dangerous.
John Randall
But you know what I'm saying, I've got out. I played out there one day with Anthony Munoz. I had Lynn Swan and I had. Who was it? Lawrence Taylor. Man. There were all kind of stuff going on.
Gabe
Crisscross, applesauce.
John Randall
Oh, my God, man. My attention deficit was just off the chain. He got cigars, drinks, music. I'm just like, stop. But it was so much fun because it just wasn't about the golf. It was the camaraderie.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
The hanging out. Man, listen to stories. Lawrence Taylor telling us stories about him driving down the freeway in New York, looking over at Giant Stadium and going, I wonder why they got all those lights on. Drives over.
Josh Arnold
Was he late for the game?
John Randall
Oh, yes. He pulls up and they go, come on in. He goes, what's going on? Concert. They go, no, the game's about to start. Another hour. I was like, oh, my God. I mean, the time I played behind Michael Jordan and Tiger woods, and they were like, hey, you can come play with us.
Joe
Is it a best ball? Is it a best ball?
John Randall
I don't know what it was, but I had my cigar, and I was like, I know. Taught me to run. I was running.
Gabe
That would have cost you a lot of money, dude. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
I got a reason to ask you this. Have you ever taken lessons?
John Randall
Oh, my God, yes.
Josh Arnold
Okay, here's why I asked that. You can go to every pro here. I'm sure there's many offering tips and advice and lessons. Every single one of them will tell you something different.
John Randall
Yes.
Josh Arnold
It drives me. Drives me crazy. There is a simplicity to it that's attainable. But the minute you think you got it figured out and it's simple, you'll run into a pro that says, no, your right elbow is in the wrong spot and your left hand should be turned over. It drives me crazy. There's nobody that preaches the simplicity. They say they do, but then they introduce all of these complex dynamics that I just end up saying, the hell with it.
John Randall
Well, here's my question. I went out one day and shot like a 76. And I'm.
Josh Arnold
Nothing wrong with that.
John Randall
Oh. But I came back to coming back. What'd you shoot, like a 96?
Gabe
176.
John Randall
One time I just stopped. I just looked at the caddy. I was like, Forrest Gump, I'm going home.
Joe
I'm going home.
Josh Arnold
You know the lesson I got one time for a guy? It's true. True story. I had taken many lessons from a friend of mine, and the lesson was, get back in your car, drive back to Highway 36 at the speed limit, turn around, come back at the speed limit, park your car and walk over here. His point being, quit being in a hurry. And he. So he made me drive. And I had to pay him for that. I had to pay him for telling me to drive my car a half mile.
John Randall
I was down in Houston. Guy named Jackie Burke.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, I know that name.
John Randall
And this guy was sitting there. Jackie was talking to us. And this guy goes, jackie, I need some lessons. Go out there and swing a couple clubs. Let me see what you got. Got swings back, you know, Jackie, come here. Come back. He goes, what do you think? He goes, we can fix it. We can fix it. He goes, so, what do you. How much are you going to charge? He goes, $20,000. $20,000? He goes, yeah. What do you expect when you want me to create miracles from that?
Josh Arnold
It certainly is peculiar that Minnesota probably has more per capita or more golf courses per capita than anywhere in the country. And we have probably one of the.
Joe
Shortest seasons, I was gonna say. Is it because we're so desperate to get outside?
Josh Arnold
Yes, absolutely. Like I said when we got here, I would play today if there was a course open. It's not that bad. There's warmth in the sun. There's no wind all weekend. It's supposed to be, except there's too much. There's no course. There's snow still on the ground.
John Randall
I'm sure if we looked. Yes, there's some.
Gabe
Yes.
John Randall
Open.
Gabe
Some HS track out there that's just like.
John
Yep.
Gabe
We want your money. We want you. Our greens are the shit.
Joe
But south, look out for dog poop.
Josh Arnold
Southwest, your Minnesota is going to give.
John Randall
You a golf cart. You go ahead. Yes. Oh, got a golf cart.
Joe
Johnny, I think I might have asked you this last year. Your favorite.
John
You.
Joe
You must golf in a million charity golf tournament. What's your favorite one that you golf in every day?
John Randall
That's the one out of pebble beach for the Navy SEALs. Because the first day, you know, at pebble beach, they play the bagpipes. Yeah. And soon as they get done with the bagpipes, these guys are parachuting in.
John
Oh, cool.
John Randall
And. And then when they get in, they've got this alcoholic beverage there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quench the guy's thirst. I partake in it on occasion, but the second morning, me, Randall McDaniel, Anthony Munoz, we're in the gym at about 6.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
And these Navy SEAL guys are playing in the pool about seeing who can stay down in the pool the longest.
Gabe
No, dude, no.
John Randall
I'm like, hey, John, you want to join us?
Gabe
I like watching from above. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
It's pebble beach weekend. It's on right here in the 19th hole. Pebble beach weekend looks like they're having wonderful weather. I lost a. A match at pebble beach to a guy whose ankle had broke the previous day. Yeah, I was showing him. He had a walking cast on. He beat me at pebble beach the previous day. I'd broken his ankle with a shot.
Joe
Wasn't there a lawyer involved?
Josh Arnold
I guess it is dangerous, John. I told you.
John Randall
Now he says, dangero.
Joe
Joe, tell Johnny. Wasn't there a lawyer involved with that ankle?
Josh Arnold
There was a lawyer in the group. And he put us all in a car and drove around and. And kept asking the guy whose ankle I broke which house he wanted, meaning.
Joe
Joe was gonna pay for it.
Josh Arnold
For breaking his ankle. Yeah. It was Mark Moeller. That's right. That's Jeweler. And I had broken his ankle at Spyglass.
John Randall
Oh, yeah.
Josh Arnold
Sounded like A melon dropped off. A fifth story because I hit him square with it for about 70 yards away. And the next day we had to take him to the hospital. They put a walking cast on him, and he beat me the next day. So that's how good I am. I couldn't beat a guy in a cast.
John Randall
Yeah, Well, I did break Glenn Mason's club one day. I hit it by accident. Broke his head of his club.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
He didn't care.
Gabe
That's pretty powerful shot, though, Royce. Or was it. Or you snapping it?
John Randall
I just accidentally hit him with his bag right now. Dude, I was swinging too.
Gabe
I think it was gonna go.
John Randall
Oh, that baby was gonna be hollering.
John
Shoot.
Josh Arnold
Whose ankle did Royce break? A senior player. And then he gave up the game because he got so.
Gabe
Not Hale Irwin.
Josh Arnold
It wasn't Hail Irwin. It was a senior famous guy. It was at TPC in Blaine, and Royce chipped onto the. Hit a hard chip and broke the guy's ankle on the green. But he was a pga. He's played in the Old Timers League, the PGA seniors. Royce, he broke the guy's ankle.
John Randall
What are you Minnesotan doing up here hurting all these people?
Josh Arnold
We don't get to play enough, John. We have a short season.
John Randall
I know that. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Josh Arnold
As I said, we are at the North American Banking Company Golf Show. It's today through Sunday at the Minneapolis Convention Center. And every ticket you buy, incidentally, on online, is good for 15 free greens fee passes. Anybody take advantage of that?
John
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
That's amazing. You get to pick your courses.
Joe
Well, they're. I believe there's. Anyone.
Josh Arnold
Anyone.
Joe
I believe they're set courses. They're set courses that are participants.
Josh Arnold
Are they all in the metro area? That can be all over the state.
Joe
Oh, John Harris is the golfer you were looking for. John Harris.
Josh Arnold
He didn't. It was not John here.
Joe
All right. Thanks, Bernie, for that information. That was incorrect.
Josh Arnold
Sorry, Bernie. It wasn't. John here.
John
Just like the show. Somebody gives us the wrong information from hrs.
Josh Arnold
It's a normal show, isn't it?
John Randall
Yeah.
Joe
All right, now, I asked you about your favorite. Now, I think I asked you this last year when you were here. So. Joe, every year, Mr. Randall participates in the Jim Kelly Golf Tournament out in Buffalo, New York, and he's associated with some good friends of mine. And these are the kind of guys, Joe, that I tend to go to a Bills game with every. Every so often. And I think we need to get you out to that because it's. It's Golf. Yeah, but there's no elegance involved.
Josh Arnold
Do they jump on tables?
John Randall
Don't do it.
Joe
Don't do Johnny. You gotta have Joe. We gotta take Joel.
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna take John's advice. I'm not doing it.
John Randall
They are. I witnessed one of these guys one day try to tackle Goldberg the wrestler.
Gabe
Yeah.
John Randall
That was not good. No, no, that was not good.
Joe
And you want to know part of it?
John Randall
Oh, no. I put my hands up. I'm like, I didn't do it. I didn't touch you. Goldberg got up, dude. He was. I mean, he was angry. He looked like the Incredible Hulk. And all I did was just point like that.
Gabe
He's over there.
Josh Arnold
You know everybody in the league?
John Randall
Pretty much, yeah.
Josh Arnold
All right.
John Randall
I. I try to. I try to associate with everybody except anybody from Green Bay.
Josh Arnold
Was not a boy.
Gabe
Wayne Levy.
John Randall
Wayne Levy.
Josh Arnold
The 2016 Wayne Levy. It was Wayne Levy. Royce. He hit him.
Gabe
Quick question for you about your history with the Vikings. Larry Fitzgerald, local kid, went to Holy Angels. Wonderful. Again, like I said back there, good to the help guy. Really nice behind the scenes.
John Randall
Great man. Larry. Yeah.
Gabe
What are your memories of him growing up when he was hanging around with the club as a ball boy, and I knew he was hanging out with Moss and Carter and those guys, but did you have any early interactions or observations on. On Larry?
John Randall
Yeah. So one of the funny stories about, like, I was actually telling. I was telling Darryl Green a story about Larry. And so training camp, Larry was suggesting that he wanted to wash our cars. Okay. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Gabe
Smart kid.
John Randall
Give him 100 bucks. Yep. So I happened to be coming from that mall in Mankato a Manado.
Joe
The River Hills Mall.
John Randall
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Hell, yeah.
John Randall
So I'm driving back, and I noticed this nice car coming out from the car wash and happened to witness Larry Fitzgerald driving his car from the car wash. Brings it back. I think it might have been Dante Culpepper's car. I'm out of here. Yeah. Dante hands him 100 bucks. And I'm sitting there looking at him. He's like. He called me Mr. Randall. Don't tell anybody, Larry. That's what you've been doing. I want five bucks.
Gabe
I want a piece of the action. Yes. Yes. What a smart kid. He knows what he's doing.
John Randall
But you know what, Larry, man, he was great about listening, talking to guys. And he. I've. I play golf with him. I played golf with dad a couple of times. But for me, he represents this state. Well. Yes, he's the guy. Even though he didn't play for Minnesota Vikings. He represents this state, and I think he represents everything we want from an athlete who was born and bred here in Minnesota.
Joe
No doubt.
John Randall
I mean, he's just a smart guy. The things that he's involved with and, I mean, every time I see him, he got a smile on his face, and he's almost like a little brother because I've seen him grow up, right. I'm in the locker room, you know, catching footballs, hanging out with the guys.
Gabe
And paying his dues.
John Randall
Yeah, that's it, man. So I'm so proud. I took a photo with him when he got. Just got in the hall, and his dad was there and he. And I was there, and I was sitting there talking and. And the conversation we were having. Like I said, I call his dad Big Larry. I'm like, yeah, dude. Big Larry, I'm so proud. Not so just for your son. Also for you, and so happy for you because you've always been around the locker room. You were. You were considered one of the guys. And I just. So proud and so happy to see him get in.
Josh Arnold
What year did you go in the hall?
John Randall
I went into 2010.
Josh Arnold
First time.
John Randall
No, I got it back then they were only doing one defensive lineman or one lineman. So the defensive lineman got in was Bruce Smith.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
John Randall
So Bruce got in with Randall. And then the following year I went in. I. I was glad because I went with Emmett Smith and Jerry Rice.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
John Randall
And Jerry sent me a pair of gloves.
Josh Arnold
Oh, boy.
John Randall
Sign. Emmett sent me a bottle, Johnnie Walker Blue, because we were drinking that with Jerry Jones. Jerry came to the table and was like, I'm so happy to see you guys get in, especially Emmett and blah, blah, blah. So you guys, here's a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue.
Gabe
Oh, yeah, yeah.
John Randall
He's all touchy. I just enjoyed his. Here, let me get the first one on you guys. It was fun, though, man. I actually took a photo with Jerry.
Gabe
Somebody have to carry you away from the table or offer you assistance to get out of there?
John Randall
Oh, no, no, no, man.
Gabe
I'm a Minnesota seasoned veteran. What season veteran.
John Randall
I grew up here in Minnesota, up in the north, man.
Josh Arnold
You know, you said the swimming move and you're working your way to the quarterback. What do you guys really say to each other between plays when you're walking back and some. The opponent bumps into you and you look at him. What are you guys.
Gabe
And you're not miked up. And you're not mike.
Josh Arnold
You're not miked up. What are you saying to each other?
Gabe
John, can you Say, yeah.
John Randall
Can I say what?
Josh Arnold
It's a podcast and that you can say anything you want.
Gabe
Yeah, yeah, you're good. No FCC license.
John Randall
Okay. Well, sometimes if I was in the right mood, I would say something like, you know what? I'll be. I'll be right back to kick your ass again. Or I would say, did you see that? Oh, you didn't see? It was too quick for you? You know, okay, I'm like. Or I would say something like, it's so sad that you guys can't even protect your quarterback. It's so sad. And they paying you all that money. Or I would say something like, you know what? I can't say this because it be taking in wrong. Let's just say that we were doing stuff to their quarterback. I'm like, yeah, man, we just taking advantage of him.
Joe
You know, speaking of fcc, Johnny, I remember.
Josh Arnold
I can't imagine what that would have.
Joe
Been one of those pieces done on you, you know, with. If it's an NFL Films thing or whatever. I can't remember. But they panned to Farve. You've got the notable Packer fan at the end of the table over there. But he said, oh, f. I wanted nothing to do with 93, man.
John Randall
So it's funny that I've been working for the league, for the NFL. Frank Winters is one of my coordinators. He was Brett's center. And so Frank and I was. We were sitting there, we were a little bit thirsty. We had a couple cigars hanging out and. And we were talking about it. I go, frank, you used to bug the F out of me. Because Frank has this whiny New York voice and he's from Chicago. And he'd be like, ah, you're not coming over here today. You're not getting to him. I already talking for him. And we're not having that. Minnesota. You know what I'm saying? Nah, nah. And he be grabbing his ball. Nah, we're not having it. Not putting up with it. Johnny, we'll let one of my other guys get in, but not you. We gonna double check.
Gabe
I love the needle.
Josh Arnold
I can see where you guys would be terribly disruptive on a golf course.
John Randall
We have. We have fun. I'm. I tell you what, some of the best fun I've had on a golf course is with Andre Reed because he has no filter and he plays any type of music. Oh, and I've been out there without. Been playing with somebody who's paid some good money to play golf. And I start out even before we start Playing. I go, I apologize for what is about to happen.
Gabe
Forgive me, Father. I know there will be sins.
John Randall
Yes. I go, yes. He's gonna do things that you've never seen on a golf court. The guy goes, what do you mean? And the guy be getting ready to hit. And Andre will pull up on his golf cart right in front of a guy, hey, you seen my ball?
Gabe
Love that.
John Randall
Like, stop, man. Stop. What? I'm not doing anything.
Gabe
Just trying to find my ball.
Josh Arnold
What course do you play most often in this area?
John Randall
Probably Golden Valley, because I see Rocco out there. I never seen a man play barefoot before.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, Mediate.
John Randall
Yeah, he's got a cigar. So I'm like, he's got a cigar. He's playing golf. I'm gonna ask him, can I play with him? So he was like, sure, yeah. I was like, oh, this is heaven.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, he's pretty good player.
John Randall
Oh, my God. Yeah, dude. He could tell you where the ball's going.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
I'm. Me, on the other hand, I'm like, I don't know where it's gonna go. Y' all may want to move out to it. But I love it, though. Golf is so much fun. I mean, I consider myself the Rodney Dangerfield of golf.
Josh Arnold
You don't get any respect.
John Randall
Nah. No. Because the caddy will be like, hey, y' all may want to move out the way. Because he doesn't know where he's going. I'm like, I know where I'm going.
Gabe
He's got the big Rodney bag that pulls off the. The stereo.
John Randall
Flask in there. I got it all, man.
Joe
How many rounds? Like, weekly or. Or annually?
John Randall
I probably get about four to five.
Josh Arnold
That's enough. That's good.
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
It's. You know, I mean, I just enjoy. It's such a great game. You get out there, man, you wear your colorful clothing, got some nice Frank Sinatra music playing, and you get there early in the morning. You're done by 10, 10, 30. Home. Home by 11 for the young and the Restless, Victor Newman.
Gabe
Victor Newman.
John Randall
Get home. What you doing?
Gabe
Of all time.
John Randall
It's like. I mean, like, last year, I played with this guy named Jimenez. The senior PGA last year down in Boca.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
And he was smoking cigars, and he was handing them out. He goes, what you shoot? I'm like, I don't know, dude. After that third cigar, I gave up.
Gabe
I'm here for the entertainment now.
Joe
Yes.
Gabe
Yes.
Josh Arnold
You know, our guy down on the end, John Height, is a rabid Green Bay fan.
John Randall
Oh, yeah. So you know what that Means, don't you, that his family has some inbreeding.
Josh Arnold
Wait a minute.
John
I'm not from Wisconsin.
Gabe
Well, if you buy into Wisconsin, North.
Josh Arnold
Dakota.
John Randall
You believe that's okay. It's all right with me. But that's on you. That guy.
Josh Arnold
Well, Johnny Randall, you're always fun to have at the golf show, man. Thank you. Yeah. Love to play with you sometime, dude.
John Randall
Let me know. Yeah, I play with all the guys, everybody. I mean, it doesn't matter.
Josh Arnold
That'd be fun.
Joe
But he's got to pay, right, John? I'll pay.
Gabe
Make him pick up the tab.
Josh Arnold
I always say when a game starts is how much can I lose? And then it's told to me. And if it's approved, if I can hang it, I'll swing it. I'll play.
John Randall
Yeah. Hey, I love to play with you. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
All right.
Joe
His worst day was when he got the hole in one. Would that run you?
Josh Arnold
That costs a lot of money, John. I got a hole in one one time on October 25, end of the season, but it was a beautiful day. Go into the pro shop and wait.
John Randall
Back.
Gabe
Back up, back up. He takes the shot. It goes into the hole. He sees that he gets a hole in one.
Josh Arnold
I didn't even see it.
Gabe
Okay. But he knows that he gets a hole in one. What's your first thought?
Josh Arnold
How much will this cost me?
John Randall
Yes.
Josh Arnold
Right?
John
Yes.
Gabe
It wasn't joy that I got a hole in one.
Josh Arnold
Joy at all.
Gabe
What is this gonna cost? Bus me.
Josh Arnold
I'm seeing bus loads of people.
John Randall
That happened to me at Mike Tyson's golf tournament out in Seattle. Yep. I'm with Robert Smith, and Rob was in the front of me. And I'm with four guys I do not know. But all I know, they were wasted by the third hole. And I hit like a 140. Shot was 138. I hit it 140. It hit and rolled in that hole. And I'm like, where it go? These four knuckleheads are half in the bag, jumping around, drinking, pouring champagne. What are y' all doing? It went in. I looked at Robert Smith. He go. He's in the hole. And I went, why'd it do that? That's gonna cost me a lot of money.
Josh Arnold
It really would.
John Randall
And I'm thinking, I gotta tell my. How am I gonna tell my wife?
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Gabe
Don't look at the checking account. Don't look at the checking account.
Joe
This charity event that I was doing is gonna cost me.
John Randall
It's gonna cost me money. I came out here as a Charity event. I'm like. And what saved me was everybody was sitting around waiting. They were drinking back here. And I'm like, I might as well just sneak off and go back to Minnesota. So that's what I did.
Josh Arnold
Well, John, when I got in, we couldn't find my name on the. On the list of guys who had paid all year for the insurance. And finally the kid came, and we found my name. Oh, live it up. I'm buying lunch. And this. That. Then the kid runs in and tells me, geez, I hate to tell you, this. Hole in one insurance expired at midnight last night. I broke my leg damn near trying to run to the bar to say.
John Randall
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Josh Arnold
And then I threw a little tantrum.
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Little and little. And everybody except two guys paid. So I still made money, because at that. That place had a lot of members. And if you. You got two bucks from 400 people, 300 people, you were making some money.
John Randall
Yeah. I tell you what, the best hole in one I ever seen was by Bobby Bell.
Josh Arnold
Oh, yeah?
John Randall
Yeah. And why it was such an experience was Bobby. It was a part 3. He brings up a driver. He couldn't even see the damn hole. And he goes, all right. He. We're moving him like, okay, turn, adjust, adjust. And he swings. And he. If you know Bobby, he's like, hey, where'd it go? Where'd it go? I'm like, over there, man. And you saw it just come down. Boom. Roll on in. In the hole. And he won $5,000. Wow.
Josh Arnold
Wow.
John Randall
And I'm like, bob, you know, you owe me at least 500 bucks.
Joe
I turned you the right way.
Josh Arnold
You helped.
John Randall
Yeah. Yeah. Kidding me, man. You, man. I'm not paying you nothing.
Gabe
I was a consultant. I was a consultant, and I'm like.
John Randall
Bobby, on the behalf of the great state of Minnesota, I think I'm entitled to, like, 500. He goes, man, we're not in Minnesota. Whoops.
Josh Arnold
Johnny Randall. Thank you.
John Randall
You're welcome.
Josh Arnold
Dude, you're the best.
Gabe
Thanks for watching.
John Randall
Join me, John Randall, at the North American Banking Company Minnesota Golf Show, February 13th through the 15th at the Minneapolis Convention Center. Test your skills in the long putt contest for a shot at a $100,000 prize package. Plus, try the latest gear from top manufacturers and get free lessons from local PGA pros. Don't miss it.
Josh Arnold
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Joe
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Josh Arnold
And, well.
Gabe
Ice was gone. Wait a minute here. Stop getting political.
Joe
We're at the convention center. So ice is. Yeah. Anyway, sir, hoffmanwater.com has been proudly serving the state of Minnesota for over 50 years. Please do me a favor and mention that you heard about them on the Garage Logic podcast.
John
Joe.
John Randall
What?
John
What? What?
Joe
We're back at the golf show. The North American Banking Company. What is your first golf show?
Josh Arnold
What is your first name? Yeah, Joanne. Did you get a new bag? That's pretty cool.
Joe
Oh, that is a cool.
Josh Arnold
Would you consider that it was a deal considering you got it here? Yeah, there's good stuff. Do they take cash or only credit cards here? Oh, they do take cash.
Gabe
What was wrong with the old bag?
Josh Arnold
Oh, my God.
Gabe
You gotta get a new bag to go with your new clubs right?
Joe
Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. Do we have to do 48 hour rule or can you that can be in plain sight.
Josh Arnold
Get away with it.
Joe
Okay, all right, all right.
Josh Arnold
This is the North American Banking Company Minnesota Golf Show. We're at the Minneapolis Convention Center. The golf show runs until 6pm tonight, 6pm Saturday night, tomorrow and Sunday until 3pm and as I said, there's free teaching lessons here and there's equipment and clothing and. And each ticket purchase you have the entire weekend. The weather's going to be beautiful. Each ticket purchase comes with 15 free greens fee passes to Minnesota courses go to mn golf show one word mngolfshow.com here's our own Garage Logic newsman, John Haidt.
Gabe
Before we go to John. And we're closing the book on Johnny Randall. He's such a jovial guy that all of his face painting and hard guy stuff really must have been a bit. I mean, he probably teased the line, but he's just a really good guy.
Josh Arnold
What did you want him to do?
Gabe
Well, no, he always played tough guy. Hard ass.
John Randall
He was.
Gabe
Well, I, I know, but you don't.
Joe
Get invited to everything if you're not a great guy.
Josh Arnold
If you're.
Joe
If you're.
Gabe
Stefan Diggs is probably not.
Joe
Yeah, he's not getting.
Josh Arnold
He's the rookie of the National Football League.
Joe
America's guest.
Gabe
America.
John
Thank you.
Gabe
Okay.
John
Even the video that Chris referenced, I mean, it's funny as heck. The Charlie Batch is what I always remember. Charlie Batch was a quarterback for the Lions, remember?
Gabe
Yeah.
John
And John Randall stand on the other side of the line going, hey, Charlie, Charlie. Before the play, as he's trying to get set up for the play. And you can tell the guy's probably just shaking his head going, what is wrong with you?
Josh Arnold
They had to invent their own ways to have fun because the game is so horrible.
Gabe
Well, and I forgot to ask him too about Peyton Manning. When he would go up to the line and he would yell the first names of either wags wives or girlfriends of the linemen and they kind of go, why is he saying, you know, Shanice? And I want to know if that was really true. Because if that was true, like 72 Shanice. 72 Shanice. Like what?
John
How does he know my girlfriend in news?
Josh Arnold
Yes, John, I got.
John
I don't know. I. You know, it's always tough on these. Do you do it is serious news. Do you do funny news?
Joe
Well, it is a fun Friday.
John
It is a fun Friday. Those.
Josh Arnold
We don't do those.
John
Oh, we don't do fun Fridays. Oh, hey, before I start, I'm going to embarrass my offspring. Okay.
Gabe
Yeah.
John
The guy that does the music for the show, he's standing back there in that peach colored shirt.
Joe
Oh, is it salmon? That's salmon.
Gabe
Salmon, yeah.
Joe
Salmon color.
John
That's Dylan. Dylan Hyde. So thank you, Dylan.
Gabe
Very talented. Available for hire.
John
Yep.
Gabe
Darn shoot.
John
In any respect, really.
Josh Arnold
Exactly.
John
Let's. I'm going to just start with some off the wall stories. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John
Anthony Sapienza and Julianne Sapienza are facing battery charges after a heated pickleball Match in the Spruce Creek County Club in Port Orange, Florida, turned physical, leading to a brawl, one witness reported involved over 20 people. The couples pleaded not guilty. It was in Volusia County, Florida. The deputies arrived around 11:10 in the morning of February 8th after getting a 911 call about a physical fight in progress. A couple at the scene told deputies they'd been playing a pickleball game with the Sapienzas when Anthony accused the male opponent of stepping into the kitchen. You guys know what the kitchen is?
Joe
Oh, yeah.
Gabe
Hey, now can we see it?
Josh Arnold
There's a pickleball kitchen.
John
Yes. The kitchen is the term used to describe an area that goes seven feet from the net to the sidelines.
Josh Arnold
I see.
John
And it's used to prevent players from smashing the ball downward.
Josh Arnold
Not supposed to go in there.
John
Yeah, yeah. Because you could hurt somebody if you smash the ball.
Joe
Who here plays pickleball? Anyone? Anyone? Have you guys ever experienced a pickleball tournament? Because I have.
Josh Arnold
I've seen them.
Joe
These people are insane.
Josh Arnold
I can tell you what the problem is when John's done with the story.
John
Okay. The dispute led to the couples lobbing verbal insults at one another. Then as the cunt was. Sorry, that's the worst.
Josh Arnold
Hello.
John
Oh, God.
Gabe
That's a different area.
Joe
That's a different area of the pixel.
Gabe
It was a Larry David episode in the obituary when. When aunt was spelled improperly. She was literally.
Josh Arnold
What? I thought he said.
John
I gotta show Rock.
Josh Arnold
What the hell's wrong? Oh, my God. What's wrong with you?
John
It's on the sheet of paper.
Gabe
It's on the sheet of paper and.
John
I wasn't going to say it.
Josh Arnold
Did he say what I thought he said?
John
I only said the first part.
Gabe
He said continued.
John
Yes, I did.
Gabe
Yes, it is continued in the next page.
John
Well, I have to go now. I'll see you guys.
Progressive Insurance Announcer
Hey.
Joe
Head in the water. The.
John
Well, that's where I thought the conversation would go.
Josh Arnold
And hey. Hit in the water. You.
John
The dispute led to the couples. Couples. The word there I wanted was couples.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
Gabe
Stay away from the C words.
John Randall
Okay.
John
Verbal insults at one another. Then as the match was ending. I don't know if I should even read the next sentence.
Josh Arnold
Be very careful.
John
And the other couple was walking off the court. Anthony allegedly, loudly remarked, your wife.
John Randall
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You can't.
Gabe
You can't say that. I didn't say you are one. I said you're acting like one.
Joe
That's the big difference. There's a difference there.
Josh Arnold
I can cut to the chase here and tell you the whole Problem.
John
Here we go.
Josh Arnold
Pickle ball makes too much noise.
John
What?
Josh Arnold
The people around pickle ball courts hate it because it's too loud, I guess.
John
I've never heard of.
Josh Arnold
Well, you have. It's a loud, loud report every time you hit it.
John
Is it louder than tennis?
Josh Arnold
Oh, God, yes.
John
Really?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Gabe
Oh, you don't mean the chatter.
Josh Arnold
You don't mean ball hitting the racket is loud. It's loud. Clicks.
Gabe
Not when I played once.
Josh Arnold
No, it was like clump. It's terrible. Get into one of these developments in Florida, Mr. Haver Camp. Go out there and play pickleball. They're going to wake everybody up.
Gabe
Got it.
Joe
When you Midnight. When you picture a south Florida pickleball court at a retirement home, what are you. What are you picturing in your mind?
Josh Arnold
Too much noise from the pickleball?
Joe
No, but I mean like the, the visual aspect of the. Is there a lot of.
Josh Arnold
I'm seeing some bony knees.
Gabe
Somebody that should just be sitting by the pool instead.
John
Bony knees.
Josh Arnold
I'm seeing some bony.
Joe
Or as when Royce used to live in Fort Myers. I gotta go down and monitor the bathing beauties.
John
What happened after all this anyway was that everybody started yelling at each other. Then everybody started hitting each other. Anthony, the fellow that we charged, punched the other man in the left side of the face, hitting him with a pickleball paddle, causing what police called significant bleeding.
Josh Arnold
Jeez, this is terrible.
John
Well, it gets worse. When the victim's wife tried to run to his aid, a 70 year old male witness reported seeing Anthony forcefully push that woman to the ground. That witness, the 70 year old then tried to intervene and Anthony started swinging and punched him in the face.
Josh Arnold
Terrible.
John
The older fella also was bleeding profusely from the nose. According to the.
Gabe
You got to make sure you're not on Coumadin or any blood thinner.
Josh Arnold
Was this. Was this at a place called the Villages?
John
It didn't say.
Josh Arnold
There's a place in Florida called the Villages. This is important, you know what I'm saying?
John
It's where Port Orange.
Josh Arnold
I don't know.
Gabe
I don't know where Port Orange is.
John
You don't know where the village.
Josh Arnold
I do know where the Villages are. I've never been there. They're in the middle of the middle of the state, I think.
Joe
You know, who would have thought that we would.
Josh Arnold
Quite excited.
Joe
We didn't need to worry about the hall of fame professional football player on a microphone. We had to worry about the news guy.
John
I. You know how long I've been in broadcasting?
John Randall
Many years.
John
4050 years almost.
Josh Arnold
John, it was an innocent mistake. No problem.
John
Glad we're not on radio because I just packed my bag and go at this point.
Gabe
And the boss wants to see you.
John
Woman living. I wish Kenny was here for this story.
Josh Arnold
Wonder where Kenny is.
Gabe
I think he's trying out good yesterday. He looks like he had Covid.
John
Yeah.
Joe
Really looked like he was getting loaded.
Gabe
Until Monday. He said he's got Covid until Monday. Yeah.
John
A woman living in Pols Bow, Washington, said her home was recently invaded by over 100 raccoons last week.
Josh Arnold
Huh.
John
Woman said she's been feeding raccoons for almost 40 years in the area.
Josh Arnold
She shouldn't be surprised, should she, John?
John
But on October 3, she was surrounded by the animals and contacted authorities for help. Kitsap county deputies eventually came to her rescue after she was forced to run away in her car to escape the animals. The woman told deputy she's been feeding nearby raccoons for between 30 to 40 years, but didn't experience anything like this ever until about six weeks ago. The woman said the raccoons surround her day and night, demanding food. She also noted she's been quoted prices as high as $500 per animal to trap and relocate them. Deputies said they referred her to the Washington state department of fish and wildlife to help find a solution. The deputies obviously were able to get her out of the bad situation where she was surrounded.
Josh Arnold
The word finally got out in the raccoon community.
John
Yes, they shared.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John
The monkeys. Anybody? You guys monkeys fans? The band?
Josh Arnold
No, John.
John
No, no, I love the Monkeys.
Gabe
Yeah, the monkeys are good.
Josh Arnold
Sure you would, John. I'm sure you would.
Gabe
They weren't trying to change the world. They were just trying to make fun music.
Josh Arnold
It was a TV show, Matt. They were made up. It was.
Gabe
Yeah, but they ran fast. You know, they'd go in the door, out the door. They're always being chased by, like, a gorilla or something.
John
It was like the Marx brothers. Yes.
Gabe
They had antics. You know, Springsteen.
Josh Arnold
They're all dead except Mickey.
John
Well, and that's a part of what this story is about. Joe, thank you. Mickey is the last monkey, and he's doing a tour. 60 Years of the Monkeys, his new tour for 20, 26.
John Randall
Wait a minute. Sad.
Josh Arnold
Maybe you can.
Gabe
Sad.
Josh Arnold
Maybe you can go to that.
John Randall
It's gonna go watch that.
Josh Arnold
It'll be sold out.
Gabe
60 years of the monkey.
John
I think it'll do fine.
Gabe
Is he the one that wore the hat?
John
He was the drummer or he wears a stocking? No, that's Mike Nesmith.
Josh Arnold
Do you know what he did before that?
John
Yeah, he was. Yeah, Circus boy.
Josh Arnold
Circus boy.
John
Circus what?
Josh Arnold
There was a show called Circus Boy, and he was the boy.
John
Yeah. And. And he.
Gabe
Is that part of this crab deal or something? He was the crab boy.
John
He was 10 years old when he started on that. And then he. He was an actor. So he went to the auditions for this. That's how he got the job.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John
As an actor.
Gabe
So he's an actor before a musician, Correct.
Josh Arnold
That's right.
John
Going back to Mickey, he says, I think about all the old fellas all the time. After Davey passed, I couldn't even look at some of the video because I'd start crying. Mike Nesmith was the last to go. He died December 2021, less than a month after he and Dolan's wrapped up the Monkey's farewell tour with the show at the Greek Theater. Mike is the one who.
Progressive Insurance Announcer
Dad.
John
Mike wore the stocking cap. And Mike was actually the only real musician in the band. He had played guitar and written songs. Actually had written a hit for Linda Ronstadt.
Josh Arnold
Oh, Michael Nesmith.
John
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
You know what is. You know what his mother's claim to fame was?
John
I do.
Josh Arnold
What? She invented whiteout.
Gabe
Oh, really?
Josh Arnold
Yeah. He wasn't looking for his next meal.
John
Yeah, he was doing okay.
Joe
What venues, John, like, what size venues would. Would hold this tour?
Gabe
Central High School, we got capacity, 75.
John
Why? Guys like this, it'll do fine.
Josh Arnold
Theaters. He was just here.
Gabe
He's clinging. I think it's sad.
Josh Arnold
He was just here a couple years ago.
John
You guys may not remember this, but we had ads for that last tour here where I played guitar. Songs. Yeah, Monkey songs.
Joe
Oh, I do remember that.
Gabe
I don't recall that.
Joe
Yeah, I do.
Josh Arnold
This isn't the first time he's tried this bit.
John
I doubt that after hearing this that he will advertise again with us.
Josh Arnold
No, I hope he does. I hope he does.
Gabe
Anyway, coming to you live, right? Big budget.
John
Peter tork died in 2019. Davy Jones, the cute monkey died in 2012. Dolan says, I do feel a responsibility to keep the home fires burning. This new Tour celebrates the 60th anniversary of the Monkees TV sitcom, which premiered in September of 1966. Well, here's answer to part of what you asked. The show comes to the Cerritos center, that's Cerritos, California for the Performing arts, on Friday, February 13, where it all gets underway. He said it'll be music and 90%. He'll also talk about some of the hit songs perform then chronologically and he'll show some videos, short videos. The first song will be Last Train to Clarksville. Sure. That was their first hit.
Gabe
Yeah, we start with that one.
John
And he tells a funny story about that. I guess you guys will be the judge of that.
Josh Arnold
I guess we'll fly around everybody here.
Gabe
There really was no last train.
John
Nikki.
Joe
When you, like, guys would run out of the house, like, who was usually.
John
First in the middle of that song, you remember the music kind of. There's lights up. And he goes.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
John Randall
All right.
John
Well, Dolan says there were words to that originally.
Josh Arnold
Huh. But that's a hell of a story so far.
Gabe
It's not yet the funny story's not done.
John
They were.
Gabe
Don't get out of your chair. Yeah, hang on.
John
They were working 10 to 12 hour days on the TV show, probably making.
Josh Arnold
About 35 bucks a show.
John
The Monkeys. So he said, tommy Boyce wrote that song, if you remember. Boyce and Hart.
Josh Arnold
I do, John.
John
Yeah. Tommy Boyce, remember, long story. Yeah, it really is. I still got three pages.
Joe
It's gonna milk this baby for all.
Gabe
The funny's coming. The funny's coming. Hang on.
John
Hey, you didn't want any hard news. Okay.
Josh Arnold
Where's the golf part of this story go?
John
No golf news. Boyce reminded him that there were words. And Dolan said, really? He said, yeah, but you came in to record your part after midnight. The vocals. You had just worked for the show for 10 to 12 hours. And you said, I can't do that. I can't learn all these words and sing that. It's late and I want to go home. So Tommy Boyce said, oh, bleep. See, I said bleep that time.
Gabe
Thank you.
John
Just go doodle doodle doodle doo. So he said. And that became part of the hook of the song.
Josh Arnold
I'll be damned.
John
Isn't that something?
Josh Arnold
That's just one hell of a music story.
John
Dolan said the four of them had such different tastes. It was a great fit because they were all very different. And he said the songs they got, if you know the monkey's history, they were all written by big guys. Neil Diamond, Carole King, Boys and Hart, Harry Nielsen and on and on. So the songs were great songs. He said it worked. So that's. That's about it.
Gabe
That's what Harry Nielsen write.
John
He wrote a lot of songs. I don't know, Matt.
Josh Arnold
He wrote a lot of stuff.
Joe
Like Mickey.
John
He wrote songs for him, but he wrote one.
Gabe
You know, everybody's talking at me.
John
He didn't write that one. Oddly Enough. He had a hit with that.
Gabe
That's one of my favorites.
John
Right. That he did Write 1. Which Three Dog Knight had a hit.
Gabe
With, oddly enough, on that 70s CD I talked about. Everybody's Talking at Me is on that one as well.
Josh Arnold
I wish you just settled down a little, Fred.
John
Neil wrote that one.
Josh Arnold
This is. This is more monkey talk than has ever existed. I don't like monkeys on the radio. It's just never happened before.
Gabe
It's almost like he's coming to town.
Josh Arnold
He's like a monkey podcast.
John
I bet it did in the 60s.
Josh Arnold
Maybe.
Joe
Daydream believers. That. Those guys.
John
That's them. Okay, very good. That's.
Gabe
And that was written by.
John
I don't know who wrote.
Gabe
Oh, wait, it must have been.
John
It was John. John Stewart, right?
Gabe
Yes.
John
Jon Stewart.
Gabe
Yes.
Joe
Daily Show.
Gabe
Daily Show.
John
Not that Jon Stewart, the guy who had a hit with gold in the 70s. You know, when the lights go down in the California town.
Josh Arnold
Have you been hanging out at the 19th hole over there?
John
Not yet.
Gabe
I'm a believer. Was. What's his name?
John
That's Neil Diamonds. That's Neil Diamond? Yep. Carole King wrote I'm not looking at.
Gabe
It, I feel the earth.
John
No, well, not for the monkeys, but she wrote Pleasant Valley Sunday for the monkeys. Spurring, golfing. How you doing, Joe?
Gabe
Thinking about the ride home.
Joe
Next story.
Gabe
Well, how fast that kid can get it up to 90.
John
Let's move along here, shall we? Let's see what's next.
Josh Arnold
Where is the long putting contest for 100?
John
Way over there.
Josh Arnold
I'm gonna try that for 100 grand.
John
Way over there.
Josh Arnold
What the hell?
Gabe
You want to walk around after the show?
Josh Arnold
I wonder if it. I wonder if you have to pay a fee to enter the contest. Oh, you do? Five bucks.
John Randall
That's nothing.
Josh Arnold
Five bucks to make a hundred grand.
Joe
Are you a good putter? In all seriousness, average your average.
John
Okay, Joe, you asked where Legendary was. You told me the long putt is right across.
Josh Arnold
I can kill two birds.
John
Very good.
Joe
You can like get some shoes.
John
Don't stone two birds. I can never remember the saying from trail.
Josh Arnold
Kill two birds with one stone.
John
No, there's. There's a difference. Like what is it? Dale?
Gabe
Get two birds at once.
Josh Arnold
Yeah, that's right.
Joe
Is that a monkey song?
John
No, that's a Trailer park boys.
Gabe
Ah, that's written by Neil Diamond.
John
I gotta. Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Who put this here?
Gabe
They're Ross are probably great.
Josh Arnold
I've never seen water before.
Gabe
And it's cool.
John
It was ice cold. It was.
Josh Arnold
Never seen it.
Gabe
John Randall. John Randall really enjoyed his.
Josh Arnold
John, you have another story if you want.
John
Joe.
Josh Arnold
I do.
John
Let's talk about another band from this. No, not do that. Minnesota Hunter lost January 3rd in the black county woods and the odds of finding him on foot weren't good. Do you see this story?
Josh Arnold
No, I did not see.
John
Now this one's very interesting.
Josh Arnold
The hunter that's virtually admitting that you knew that the monkey story wasn't.
John
I thought the monkey story is fascinating. That's just me maybe.
Josh Arnold
Right.
John
The hunter was Last heard from 4:30 in the afternoon January 3rd amid spotty cell phone reception. Last seen that morning according to the sheriff's department. And it was cold out.
Gabe
Yep.
John
Deputies tried a brief search at 6pm but they were limited by the cold and the cloak of night and deep snow in the wildlife management area where the St. Paul areaman disappeared by about 7. The sheriff's department changed course, called in for help from the air, activating a state run emergency response squad that's little known to Minnesotans that it's tasked with rescuing. It's called the Minnesota Air Rescue Team. Combined state patrol pilots in the city of St. Paul, firefighters all trained in search and rescue. They took off into the night in the 39,000 acre area. They're the only outfit in the state able to use its own aircraft in emergencies. It's called mart. It's become a go to supporting player for rescue efforts across Minnesota even though most Minnesotans don't know about it. Tim Luoma's chief deputy in the Lake County Sheriff's Office says it's one of the best, best assets the state has, especially for rural counties like ours. Within minutes of flying into the Mille Lacs county wma, the helicopter crew located the hunter who is dressed for mid winter conditions but still at risk. Mille Lacs County Sheriff Kyle Burton said if we hadn't found him at that point, it certainly possible he could have succumbed to the elements. Four crew members who made the rescue, two state patrol pilots, two firefighters, part of a collaboration that began between departments in 2009. Since then, state patrol helicopter pilots had helped in some emergencies, mostly by transporting law enforcement personnel to various scenes. And their role was limited and more informal. Mart currently has 13 pilots to fly the three aircraft that they have. St. Paul Fire provides what Benz describes as end of the rope responsibilities and now they've also in this rescue they had to walk through the deep snow to get to the fella.
Joe
Yeah.
John
But now they have the basket.
Josh Arnold
Let me ask you something. Yes, Joe, this happened January 3rd.
John
Yeah.
Gabe
I found them.
John Randall
Why.
Josh Arnold
Why are we only hearing about it today?
John
Well, because it's like I said, a little known. Little known organization.
Josh Arnold
The only guy they've ever saved.
John Randall
Oh, no.
John
Apparently they've done quite well from what I'm reading.
Joe
Does he like the monkeys?
Josh Arnold
But we really don't. I'm. I'm glad the fellow's all right. But it would have. It was. I've never heard of this before.
Joe
Anticlimactic.
John
Well, see, and now you have.
Gabe
Now the new technology. They just lower the basket and.
John
Yeah, pop them up.
Josh Arnold
You know, here at the stage here in the. In the golf show. There's also a blue tent that says Score North.
Joe
Yes, sir.
Josh Arnold
There's a lot of Northwest North American Banking Company Chachki there. Ball repair marks.
Joe
You still have your ball marker.
Josh Arnold
Ball markers and tees. I see some teas. Yes.
John
John, this just in. Mickey Dolenz will be at the Parkway Theater on July 28th this summer.
Josh Arnold
Really?
John
With this tour. I was talking.
Josh Arnold
I'll be fun.
Joe
Are you gonna go? In all seriousness, will you go to that?
John
Probably not, no.
Josh Arnold
Okay.
John
Probably not last time, but I would enjoy it if I did. I'm sure.
Gabe
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
Be fun to have them on the air.
John
Okay.
Josh Arnold
Seriously, be fun to have them on the air.
Gabe
Let's book them.
Josh Arnold
None of you young people remember. But we do.
Gabe
I remember the funny TV show.
John
I remember the monkeys. Of course.
Joe
Rook, if we did have a mod, what would be your first question to Mickey?
Gabe
I would for sure be about the TV show, not about the music.
Joe
Sure.
Gabe
But how did you guys run so fast, all of them at the same time? At great speed. Great speed. No human being can run that fast. Especially during that time sped up.
John
The film or the film.
Gabe
Oh, that's Benny Hill.
Josh Arnold
See, Matt, it was a takeoff on the Beatles.
Gabe
Oh, I thought it was a takeoff on Benny Hill.
Josh Arnold
No, no. Because I think in the hard days, night and some things like that, the Beatles ran around like that.
Joe
Have we run out of material?
Josh Arnold
We really have. Right here at the banking.
Joe
North American Banking Company Minnesota Golf Show.
Josh Arnold
Minnesota Golf show. Where there is extraordinary equipment, long putting contests. And if you still want to get in, you get your tickets online@mingolfshow.com because when you do 15 free greens passes. That's incredible for this season. Yeah, that would take care of a golfing season for a golfer who golfs in moderation.
Joe
I was gonna say for me, that's about 10 years of.
Josh Arnold
That'd be perfect for you. Why don't you take us at time out?
Joe
I Will. But first, I want to talk about We Are Nuts. And we are nuts. Mn.com you know, the silos pretty much got clobbered at the Reavers household over the course of the big game. But right now, we want to focus on the original toffee peanuts with we are nuts and wearenutsmn.com why are we calling them silos?
Josh Arnold
Because they're tall.
Joe
The big boys.
John Randall
Yeah.
Joe
But you know what? You can see because they're full of tortillas.
Josh Arnold
Right?
Joe
It's a silo full of nuts.
Gabe
Yeah.
Joe
And you can see them at Fratelloni's Hardware and Garden stores, Mac's Hardware, Lunds and Barley's, Kowalski's Markets, Colburn's Johnny Affirms County Market. They're available at 700 different quick trip locations. And also at one of my favorite locations, Coburn's also has we are Nuts. And you know what? If you aren't able to make it in any one of those locations, just order your stuff online@wearenutsmn.com Place your order today, and please let them know that you heard about them here on the Garage Logic podcast, brah.
Josh Arnold
It occurs to me as I look around, the crowds at a golf show reflect golf. There's no. Well, no, that means there's no noise in here. There's no chaos. People are. Look at. Look at the. It's very well attended, and yet people are very quiet.
Joe
I bet we have. In however many years we've been doing this because of how nice the weather is. I bet we have one of our biggest crowds ever for this event.
Josh Arnold
Well, it'd be a great place to bring the gal tomorrow for Valentine's.
Joe
Oh, for sure.
Gabe
Okay, hon. Hear that?
Josh Arnold
If the gal played golf. Right.
Joe
Can I try out a golf cart here? I. I serious. I don't golf that often. I want to own a golf cart.
Josh Arnold
I'm not sure there. There are golf carts.
Gabe
There's probably a vendor. I would say that's been the largest advancement in golf, is the technology in golf carts. You're done with the cushman with the handle in the middle. I mean, they right now make such great golf carts that they don't even use them for golf. They're down in the Florida Keys, down in Naples, cruising around downtown.
Josh Arnold
Can I tell you something? Yeah.
Gabe
What do you got? What do you got, Lars?
Josh Arnold
It's been a long time since you saw the center tiller steering. Are you getting that off an old TV show or something?
Gabe
No. Can you hear me?
Josh Arnold
Yes.
Gabe
Did yours thing go up too.
John
Okay.
Gabe
No, I'm just saying that they have made major advances. Advancement in golf carts. They're. They're not just used for golf anymore.
Josh Arnold
Joe, you Remember my friend Mr. Unbelievable?
Gabe
Yes.
Josh Arnold
His father was a charter member of a local club.
Gabe
Okay.
Josh Arnold
And Mr. Unbelievable as a child was taken to the golf course in the hopes that maybe he would take up the game. Okay. But the only thing that intrigued him was the cartoon that soon had one that he took completely apart in the living room of their house.
Gabe
That does not surprise me.
Josh Arnold
I back together. And he. When he. When he left us. When he left this mortal coil, he left behind a Harley Davidson golf cart.
Joe
No.
Josh Arnold
Yeah.
Joe
Do you have.
Josh Arnold
No, I don't.
Joe
Oh, that would be cool.
Gabe
Of which Mr. Unbelievable. And the Harley guys that used to go.
Josh Arnold
Hardly Guys at the dark.
Gabe
So at the Dark Sox golf tournament who occasionally email us had a really cool middle handle. Cushman. That was just.
Josh Arnold
That was an old one. Now there's a trend in golf that I personally don't like. I suppose this makes me a curmudgeon. John Randall mentioned it ever. Increasingly, you see golfers playing and they have music going. Oh, on the course.
Joe
You're not a fan.
Josh Arnold
You do that? Well, get out of here, lady. You can't. You can't have. That's terrible. I can't go.
Gabe
And shame on you.
Josh Arnold
You go out to play golf. One of the beauties of it is you don't hear that BS now all these young people. I take it you're very young, lady. You're what, your twenties, your twenties. And. And you go out and you put this on and you have it going in the cart and people hear it. Yeah. Low. She said low. I would hear it. That's the problem.
Joe
You're saying I would hear it. Unless it's the podcast. You don't want anybody listening to anything.
Josh Arnold
No, nothing. Nothing. You're not out there to listen. But the average 30 year old who wears gold necklaces and all that BS.
Joe
Yeah.
Josh Arnold
They have music going and it's infuriating to me. They're not going to take that. At the Royal and Ancient, by the way. Let me bring something else up. It's a travesty. It's either a travesty or I'll give you an answer. Another fellow had Gary Player, one of the finest golfers of all time. How many times he win the Masters? Once or twice. At least twice. Look it up for me. All right. How many times did Gary players win the Masters? He still shows up every year. He's one of the official starters. You're not going to believe this story. When I last. I don't got to know how many times Gary Player won the Masters.
Joe
I'm looking it up, bro.
Josh Arnold
I think twice.
Joe
90 years old.
Josh Arnold
He's 90, but he's in the shape of a 60 year old. He's just an incredibly gifted guy. Wonderful athlete.
Joe
Gary Player won the Masters in 1961, 1974 and 1978.
Josh Arnold
He was at Augusta this week, wanted to play with his three grandsons, and they refused him. The club would not let him play.
Joe
Why?
Josh Arnold
Because he want. He was. He intended to play without a member. Are you kidding me?
Gabe
Don't you become. Aren't you a member when you win?
Josh Arnold
That's a good point. You know, you get a locker, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a member. They wouldn't let him play. Isn't that's Gary Player?
Gabe
Yeah. That's really shame me out.
Josh Arnold
You don't kick him out, right.
Gabe
Iron my shirt.
Joe
Here's.
Josh Arnold
Holy mackerel.
Joe
Why was he referred to?
Josh Arnold
Well, a lot of excuses have been given, and one is, well, that could be reflective of all the time he spent at Augusta. And he's never really developed any relationships or friendships with the membership. And I'm thinking, so what he wanted three times. Now that reminds me of a local story. Bob Hope devoted a lot of his career to entertaining the troops. And he also devoted a lot of his life to playing golf. There's the story about when he was in St. Paul for a performance, you know, 70 years ago, and he was staying at the hotel on Kellogg, the Radisson. And he, he went downstairs, he went out to the street and he went to that median of grass on Kellogg Boulevard. He was hitting balls over the fencing of the river. Anyway, he came to town one summer 25, 30 years ago, and had played previously many times at Somerset. And he said, geez, I'd like to play. And they said, I'm sorry, you can't. He said, why? I'm. You know, I think I've played here before. I know a lot of guys. Your name's Bob Hope. They didn't let him play because he didn't have a member to play with. Now, I wrote about that. Giving Somerset a lot of grief. Are you kidding me? This guy, he entertained the troops, for God's sakes. It's Bob Hope. He's played here many times. He's out at the end of your driveway and you're not gonna let the guy play. And USO ripped The hell out of. And that was a Sunday column. That Sunday that the column appears, the true story. I was scheduled to play there with my back fence neighbor who read the paper, called me and said, you're not playing. You can't play today.
John
What?
Josh Arnold
He said, I think it'd be wise if you did not show up there. I said, that's cool. I don't care. If you want to be like that, that's fine with me. Wow.
Gabe
I would have said, but if I'm.
Josh Arnold
A member of someplace and Bob Hope shows up, I'm. I'm going to do everything I can to see that he gets to play.
Joe
Or Gary Player, the entertaining.
Josh Arnold
You want to know one more weird golf story?
Gabe
I do, oddly enough.
Josh Arnold
Does anybody remember the Arnold Palmer Toro snowblower commercial when he snow blowed a path up a fairway on a golf course? Anyone? Hands if you remember that?
Gabe
I think I remember that.
Josh Arnold
That was at Town and Country Club.
Gabe
It was?
Josh Arnold
Yeah, it's the first hole at Town and Country Club. He had a Toro snowblower and he walked down the whole fairway.
Joe
How'd he shoot?
Josh Arnold
Well, it was a winner, Chris. The dead of winter. It was showing you the power of the Toro.
John Randall
I see.
Gabe
Okay. I was confusing that with a. Another show I watched.
Josh Arnold
And if Arnold Palmer showed up there. He can't now. He's gone, right? If he showed up there, I'm reasonably certain he would have been allowed to play. I've seen Alice Cooper play there. I've seen Green Day play there. Any acts in town, for some reason, they gravitate there.
Gabe
I was confusing that with another show I had. It was a historically old show Arnold Palm Tree was gonna try to get on. I think it was Flint Rock Country Club. And they would not allow him to be on the show.
Josh Arnold
Only because they come to us.
Gabe
The caddies were mini dinosaurs. They didn't have carts back then.
Josh Arnold
Only because they come to us.
Joe
It was like a different show all.
Josh Arnold
The way from Arnold Palm Tree. Penguin, Tasmania.
Gabe
Oh, the Tasmanian Devil.
Josh Arnold
From the Traveling Lineman.
Joe
Yes, sir.
Josh Arnold
Well, the address is Penguin comma Tasmania, comma Australia.
Gabe
That's a cool address.
Josh Arnold
Thank you. Yeah, it was on this day, Joe.
Joe
Today is Friday, February 13th.
Josh Arnold
Well, on this day in 1857, Isanti county was created. A name for an eastern group of the Dakota. A name I can't pronounce, but it was. It was taken to mean dwellers. Dwellers at the knife camp. Or literally, they live on knives. It's the Issi. The Issen Yathy are the Meta Tawanton Sisseton, Wahpenton and Wapakut brands bands and that they apparently were in Isanti county On this day, Feb.13 in 1906, William Williams was hanged in a bungled execution in the Ramsey county jail for the murders of a teenage boy with whom he was sexually involved and the boy's mother. Williams was the 25th man and the last person of 26 legally executed in the state as capital punishment was abolished in Minnesota in 1911 following public revulsion and outcry caused by vivid newspaper accounts of his protect protracted sufferings due to a too long rope. The rope was too long so he probably his feet could probably almost touch the ground. That might have kept Johnny jump up.
Gabe
Deal like little babies kept him going.
Josh Arnold
For a while, right?
Gabe
Not yet. Not yet.
Josh Arnold
On this day. On this day, February 13th in 1909, President Theodore Roosevelt established the Superior National Forest where that guy just got lost. So we just heard about it. Actually it was Mille Lacs.
John
It was Malag.
Josh Arnold
Same thing. Six weeks later, Ontario's government responded in kind by creating Quetico Provincial Forest Reserve. Exploitative practices were restricted in these areas, preserving the beauty of lakes and trees for future generations. That nice?
Gabe
Yeah, that is nice.
Josh Arnold
Well, we got a good one today. A long one on this day. Fab 13 in 1918. Patty Berg Golf right here.
Gabe
Golf related.
Josh Arnold
Patty Berg was born in Minneapolis. She'd be 106. Wow. A consummate, right? Did I do the math right?
John Randall
Yes.
Gabe
No.
Josh Arnold
That should be 108.
Joe
108.
Josh Arnold
A consummate golfer.
Gabe
Why wouldn't she be happy?
Josh Arnold
And a member of the World Golf hall of Fame. She won the US Women's Open in 1946 and claimed victory in seven Western Open tournaments and four title holders championships on this day, Feb.13. Joe 1933. Leanne Chin was born in Canton, China. She immigrated to the US in 1956 and opened her first restaurant in Minnetonka's Bonaventure shopping mall in 1980. Today, her chain of Chin's Asia Fresh restaurants specializes in Asian fusion. Let me turn to our food guide. Are they still around?
Gabe
Oh, yeah, they are. But I believe that Leanne's family sold the chain off.
Josh Arnold
But it's always good to have something to sell, isn't it?
Gabe
Yeah, it really is.
Joe
On this day, February 13th.
Josh Arnold
Joe In 1976, more than 400 book binders in the Twin Cities went on strike against the Quality park. Against Quality Park, Minnesota. Heinrich McKay and tension envelope companies after a bargaining session failed to resolve differences about a new contract, including a disagreement about a cost of living clause. The striking members of the Graphic Arts International Union settled with all their employers two months later. And that McKay is McKay envelope Harvey McKay.
Gabe
Harvey one of the brotherhood of Minneapolis.
Josh Arnold
That's right. On this day in Minnesota sports disappointment history.
Joe
Who would we lose to on February 13th?
Josh Arnold
On this day in 1977, after a loss to Johnny Boudreaux, Scott Ledoux knocked off Howard Cosell's toupee in a post fight scuffle, claiming the fight was fixed by Don King and taunting Cosell to tell it like it is. So Scott knocked off Howard's.
Joe
Did you seriously, did you cover that one?
Josh Arnold
I don't recall that. Okay, I probably did. I don't know.
Gabe
Maybe the late great and you share his birthday.
Josh Arnold
January 7th. Scott LeDoux I want to remind people that the golf show has only begun. It's open till 6pm tonight. The North American Banking Company Minnesota Golf Shoe Golf show runs through Sunday. Tickets can be purchased at mngolfshow1wordmngolfshow.com or you can still get them here at the box office when you arrive at the show.
Gabe
I can't believe you went until 1:30.
Josh Arnold
Each ticket. I hear what you're saying.
Joe
Yeah, your mic was on.
Josh Arnold
Each ticket purchased.
Gabe
I'm shocked.
Josh Arnold
Me too. Each ticket purchase comes with 15 free greens fee passes to Minnesota courses. More information and tickets@min golf show 1 word mngolfshow.com thank you GL.
Joe
And don't go anywhere because the weekly scramble podcast will take place shortly after the conclusion.
Josh Arnold
You're going to be here.
Joe
Garage logic.
Josh Arnold
Yes. Wonderful.
Joe
Mr. Fratloni is currently getting warmed up for the for the show.
Josh Arnold
He is a golfer.
Joe
He's a very good golfer. Is he better than you?
Josh Arnold
Yes. Okay. Who is it? Let's put it that way.
Joe
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Podcast: Garage Logic
Date: February 13, 2026
Location: Live from the Minneapolis Convention Center, Minnesota Golf Show
Guest: John Randle, Minnesota Vikings Hall of Fame Defensive Tackle
This live episode of Garage Logic captures the fun, camaraderie, and storytelling spirit that defines Minnesota’s most downloaded podcast. Broadcasting from the North American Banking Company Minnesota Golf Show, host Joe Soucheray ("The Mayor") and the GL crew welcome Vikings legend John Randle for a spirited conversation covering football, golf, helmet safety, and Minnesota culture. The episode blends football nostalgia, golf humor, decades-spanning anecdotes, and audience engagement within a fittingly relaxed, “Garage Logic” atmosphere.
On Electric Cars:
“I have to admit, there really wasn't a lot to complain about...But I can see where if your driving is limited strictly to urban America...this thing is amazing.” – Josh Arnold (03:28)
John Randle’s Philosophy on Golf After the NFL:
“Handicap? I am a handicap. I played 14 years in the National Football League. My ankles, my knees, my elbows...I'm just like Rodney Dangerfield out there. I'm just enjoying the day.” – John Randle (14:38)
On Protecting Players:
“What the NFL is understanding is that even though we are at the top of the game, high school, junior high and all that, they watch what we're doing...Why not have us look at that technology first and put it out there to help teach other kids that what we're doing is trying to protect us, protect them from themselves and get the youth to understand the same procedure.” – John Randle (18:43)
On Charity and Golf Ambassador Role:
“Golf was a good avenue to start and we raised [$21 million] in about a year. I understood that golf is a great way to connect with people, for charities...what it has done in so many ways...” – John Randle (19:28)
On Hall of Fame Induction and Camaraderie:
“I went with Emmett Smith and Jerry Rice...Jerry sent me a pair of gloves. Emmett sent me a bottle, Johnnie Walker Blue. We were drinking that with Jerry Jones.” – John Randle (35:36)
On Golf and Minnesota:
“You don’t get invited to everything if you’re not a great guy.” – Joe Soucheray, on John Randle’s popularity at tournaments (49:48)
On Golf Lessons:
“I had to pay him for telling me to drive my car a half mile.” – Josh Arnold sharing a minimalist golf tip (25:40)
On Larry Fitzgerald:
“He represents this state well...every time I see him, he’s got a smile. He’s almost like a little brother.” – John Randle (34:21)
On the Changing Game:
“We're creating vehicles where you quite literally need to pay as little attention as possible.” – Joe Soucheray on modern car safety features (05:56)
Running Gags:
Musical Digression:
A lengthy, loving, and slightly off-topic segment about The Monkees and their 60th anniversary tour, ribbing co-host John Haidt for his deep trivia knowledge (58:05–65:00).
Even if you’ve never heard Garage Logic before, this episode sums up what makes GL beloved: witty Minnesota-centric banter, sports and golf nostalgia, affectionate teasing among friends (and with their guest), and a welcoming, everyman tone. Vikings legend John Randle proves himself as much a raconteur as a football icon, offering serious insight on NFL safety, community charity, and retirement, while the hosts keep the mood light—and local.
Whether you came for golf, football, Minnesota stories, or just laughs, this episode is like pulling up a chair in a friend’s garage: stories flow, cracks are made, and common sense prevails.