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Grocery Outlet Announcer (0:00)
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Tommy Mischke (0:26)
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Minnesota Golf Passport Announcer (0:31)
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Mishke (2:02)
Coming to you from the bleak, barren tarmac of University Avenue, walled off from the world in the studio I call the Old Outpost. My name's Mishke,
Tommy Mischke (2:54)
Mushroom hunter in Japan. Attacked by bear and decapitated. That's a five syllable word. I've never liked decapitated. I don't like saying it. I can't say those five syllables without picturing the decapitation. The picturing of it comes with saying it. That's why I try never to say decapitation. Could we retire those five syllables? They said the man had scratch marks all over his body, which they said were due to a bear attack. One local cop said, we suspect he was attacked by a bear. The head and torso were separated. Bear attacks have increased in recent years in Japan, posing a challenge for locals living near forest areas. Boy, you don't think about that when you think about Japan. When I think Japan, the last thing that pops into my head is a guy in a forest being attacked by a bear. My images Are all urban. Here's what's fascinating. Along with this victim, police found another dead guy Attacked by another bear in another part of the same town. That guy had been attacked two days earlier. Multiple claw marks on his body as well. But the head was still attached with that guy. There's something sacred to me about keeping the head and body together. Always has been the case with me. I'm good with missing legs, missing arms. Yours more than mine, of course. But there is something just wrong about allowing the head to leave the torso. And I mean, even as a kid, I was against it with GI Joe or with my sister's dolls. I never liked seeing the head by itself. Just over there in a corner. That was a step too far, One I was never willing to take. My buddies would be up for that. They'd want me to do something like that to my sister's dolls. And I'd say, fellas, anything goes here. But we have to leave the heads on. It's just too creepy. I'm all for painting a mustache on their dolls with a little marker, but let's stick with that. It's just disconcerting to see a body without a head. I don't know how bears do it, frankly. Without getting sick. It's like seeing a bird without wings. It's hard on the eyes. We're just so used to these things being together. It's like seeing a train in a farm field by itself. No tracks. No tracks to be found anywhere. Traffic. Just a train in a field. Trains are always on tracks. To see the tracks gone and the train just by itself there, it would be disorienting. Same thing when the head and torso are separated. You almost wish you could train bears to leave the heads on. The head and the body just go together. That's what I say. They go together. They go together like shamalama llama dippity dip da wap in all kinds of weather. Like dipty dipty dippy doo wop dooby doo Ching ching ching and a ching chuap. They should always be as 1. 1, 1, 1, 1. If you should see a bear when you are out somewhere, Just put your hands on your head. Don't let them grab that thing and send it tumbling. Keep it on your body whether alive or dead. Cause they go together like bop bop a loo by shawibity dipty wop in all kinds of weather. I like a dippity dippity dipp A dopy dooba doo A tankity tang they should always be as one. Whoa whoa whoa One, if you should see a bear when you are out somewhere, just put your hands on your head. Don't let them grab that thing and send it tumbling. Keep it on your body, whether alive or dead. This just in. In a study by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research foundation, the scent women find most arousing is Good and Plenty candy mixed with cucumber. That's a real news story. In a study by the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research foundation, the scent that women find most arousing is Good and Plenty candy mixed with cucumber. Could we pause here for just a moment? I think my question's going to be the obvious one. The most arousing scent. Good and Plenty and fresh cucumbers together. Okay, that's the perfect aroma. How many different aromas would one have to experiment with before way, way, way down the list, eventually combining Good and plenty with cucumbers? I'm just going over all the different aromas in this world of ours. Just the single items, the single smells, scents. Before you'd start combining, that list would be impossibly long. And then the combinations beginning that long, long process of combining different scents, trying this with that, that with this, getting a bit of this with that over there, and then trying this, joining together these two, this and this would generally never be together. But let's put them together. Okay, let's try. I don't know, let's try this. Good and Plenty candy with cucumbers. We got a bingo. They are rarely combined in this world anywhere else. Apparently in research labs, they're combined, but rarely will you ever have these two scents next to each other. But they found the magic elixir. Someone combined Good and plenty with cucumbers. No doubt, after trying hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of individual scents, and then combining thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of more, finally creating this wonderful scent that really, really fires up the women. That's right. Late, late in the year, after exhausting work, day after day, week after week, 11 months of going at it every day, 12 hours a day in the lab. Finally, at the end of the year, on a whim, randomly, someone went out and bought a box of Good and Plenty. And on the way back to the lab, they saw a fresh vegetable cart on the side of the road where a guy was selling cucumbers. They bought one, they put it together. It was crazy. Who else would have thought of it? No one. It was quite a stretch. The guy just said it was intuitive. It was a notion. He had a possibility that these Might be good together. And it proves to be the scent combination that gets women to go nuts. And the guy said, I knew it. I knew this would be the ticket. See, he remembered his mama when he was a kid, acting strangely when he'd returned from the candy store with his Good and Plenty, which was his favorite treat. She'd be making a salad in the kitchen and he'd leave his Good and Plenty out on the table while he ran to answer a ringing phone. When he would return, the Good and Plenty would be missing upstairs. He would then hear mom and dad in the bedroom. Dad would be shouting, what the hell's gotten into you, Marge? Then he'd hear the old man say, don't bring candy and produce into the bedroom, honey. We're going to have mice problems. But the real giveaway that something was up with the missing candy and his father's mention of produce was when the brass bed would actually come crashing through the ceiling down onto the living room floor, plaster raining down dust everywhere. And mom carrying that expression that one would ordinarily expect to see on someone with full blown rabies. By the way, the least arousing scent. According to researchers, road tar mixed with turpentine, 10th year in a row that did not elicit any reaction that could be described as arousal. In fact, it created a disinterest in sexual activity for up to nine months. One inhale and boom. Things just shut down for the better part of a year with women if they're smelling road tar mixed with turpentine. Actually, after spending some time with this