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Patrick James
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Stephen Ricey
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Stephen Ricey
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Pat
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Mark Ellis
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Pat
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Patrick James
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Stephen Ricey
I appreciate the kind words.
Patrick James
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Pat
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Stephen Ricey
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Stephen Ricey
And here we go.
Pat
Well, it's. It's a good effort. It's not. The original.
Patrick James
YouTube is trying to cooperate.
Pat
Yeah, that'd be a major. A major disappointment incident if we have lost the original Hubbard pipe organ playing Dating to 76.
Stephen Ricey
Trombone 1983. Right?
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Stephen Ricey
least.
Patrick James
Was that a suggested theme?
Pat
Yes. By the man who founded this empire.
Stephen Ricey
That's right.
Pat
And we stood there, called up to
Stephen Ricey
the office and said, we are proud to play that.
Pat
Want you guys to play this. Okay, you got it.
Stephen Ricey
Anything else on your mind, sir?
Patrick James
A lot of negotiations back then, wasn't there?
Stephen Ricey
Hardcore negotiators, I'll tell you that.
Pat
I told you my favorite was when we had the GM who made a steak, called us in and said, if we give you 50 more bucks, can we replay Monday night sports talk on Saturdays? And I said, you mean we wouldn't be here? You just replay it and you give us 50 bucks. Let me. I got to talk to my guy here. So Pat and I went out in the back and rolled around on the ground for about a half hour and went back in. So, yeah, we think we can. We can do that. We can do that.
Stephen Ricey
We were. That's when 50 bucks was 50 bucks?
Pat
Yeah. Why? It was a lot of money.
Stephen Ricey
Wasn't 50 bucks that you just give to the grandkids when they say hello to you?
Pat
Yeah, this was 50 bucks.
Patrick James
Just give us a second. I got to negotiate.
Pat
Talk to my guy. We'll come back and talk to you.
Stephen Ricey
That was Peter, right? Yep. Peter. Peter, Peter. When we took him to the track and he took us, he had no money. He took him to the track and we had to buy him lunch and borrow him money so he could gamble. Isn't a good deal. I don't have any money.
Pat
You guys bring any money? Yeah.
Stephen Ricey
You want to eat? How about that lunch you were getting? Order up with that paper.
Patrick James
Oh, God, I love that.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Pat
The beginnings were very humble.
Stephen Ricey
I bet that's still my favorite Bruce Gordon comment. Talking to Bruce a few years later. And he said yes. I had three station managers and only two of them were let out by security.
Pat
Oh, God.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, man. It was beautiful. It was beautiful.
Patrick James
So here we go.
Stephen Ricey
You're not. You're like me. You're not watching the soccer.
Pat
I can't. I can't. But I'm going to tell you a story when you're done I am so
Stephen Ricey
tired of every team who loses. Egypt, they got robbed. Switzerland, they got robbed. They all get. If you lose at the round of 16 or later, job by the officials, you got robbed by the. Either the officials or var. Whatever VAR is. What the hell is var? That's the mysterious thing up in the press box that can say you called the foul on the wrong guy. We're going to throw the other guy out of the game. That's what happened. Either Switzerland or Egypt, I don't know which. But FIFA's having so much fun with this and stealing so much money from people that they are now talking about going to 64 teams the next time.
Pat
Why don't they just have it every two years?
Stephen Ricey
Oh, God, yeah. I hope not, but not that.
Pat
Okay, here I talk. This is generational for you and me.
Stephen Ricey
Yes.
Pat
I talked to a young guy yesterday who has been a very talented athlete all his life. He knows his sports.
Stephen Ricey
Yes.
Pat
He likes it.
Stephen Ricey
Okay.
Pat
He said, I like the low scoring.
Stephen Ricey
Okay.
Pat
Okay.
Stephen Ricey
How does he like the.
Pat
And he likes the theater of it. He love. He thinks that it's all the falling down and sprawling, that it's all drama. He likes that. Well, I just can't get. I just can't do it.
Stephen Ricey
But I can't stand as you play 90 minutes and 80 of them, nobody. You know, you watch a hockey game, it's hard to score, but about every minute and a half you have the idea somebody might score.
Pat
That's right.
Stephen Ricey
They're down there. This. There's endless minutes where they're just kicking it back and forth and I'm supposed
Pat
to pretend that they're engaged in some sort of strategy. Yes.
Stephen Ricey
We're trying bs trying to get him out of position. Yeah, well, what do I care if I'm 40 yards away from a guy and he's kicking it to another guy?
Pat
Okay. Messi plays with Argentina.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. I think this whole tournament set up for Messi because they're letting him score goals left and right.
Pat
Well, I didn't. I saw 10 minutes of that game.
Stephen Ricey
Never saw Messi.
Pat
I saw him.
Stephen Ricey
Did you?
Mark Ellis
He didn't.
Pat
He doesn't do stuff.
Stephen Ricey
No, no.
Pat
He's the world superstar.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, right.
Pat
He doesn't do stuff.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Pat
He doesn't spin around or jump up in weird. Where are the people that can do stuff?
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. Bring back Alan the Artful Dodger.
Pat
Willie.
Stephen Ricey
Remember the Artful Dodger? I can't remember who named him that, but.
Pat
Well, the people who enjoy it, they love it. They're having a great time.
Stephen Ricey
And they watch non USA Games too.
Pat
Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick James
There's a great video, if you guys look online, of. Because flopping has been a big problem with the soccer.
Stephen Ricey
Always is.
Patrick James
But there's a video in which. And obviously some of it's probably AI, but there's a guy with the big 80 inch, you know, TV and his cat. He's got a video of his cat, like swiping at the screen. The soccer guys fall over. It's. And he's. And he's commenting. It's hilarious. You guys have to watch it.
Pat
Here's the problem with the flopping. They'll. They'll replay it for you, the viewer, in slow motion. Nothing happens to the guy. And he. Then he gets up because he realizes. I'm not gonna.
Stephen Ricey
By the way, they announced before this World cup that they were going to be a penalty for floppy.
Pat
Well, they're flopping.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, God, yes. They're flopping more than they're ever. I mean, I. This is based on at least eight minutes of watching.
Pat
That's true. I'm more interested in the hot pennant race.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. Yeah, we might be in it here to the.
Pat
You're in. You're in it right now.
Stephen Ricey
They're in it for the. Making the top six. Yes. To make the. And they've won eight out of nine series. Can you imagine this collection winning eight out of nine series?
Pat
No. And they got a new reliever name. You suck gold.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. And then we also got. We got another one. Yeah, it's. They're. They're playing over their heads, to say the least.
Pat
How many pitchers on the team were on the opening day roster? 2.
Stephen Ricey
No, some of the starters were.
Pat
I think Ryan.
Stephen Ricey
I'd have to go back.
Pat
I think. I think I heard dingleberry say only two.
Stephen Ricey
Atterbury. Atterbury.
Pat
Two.
Stephen Ricey
Two.
Pat
Two that are currently in the current pitching squad.
Stephen Ricey
13 guys.
Pat
Well, 11 of them were on the. I mean, 11 of them weren't on
Stephen Ricey
the opening day roster now, so maybe it's up to three.
Patrick James
So it'd be him and Taj Bradley.
Pat
I don't.
Stephen Ricey
I don't know if Taj Bradley was.
Pat
Yeah, he.
Patrick James
Because he. He started the second game of the year.
Stephen Ricey
Okay.
Patrick James
He's been. By the way, he's been the best pitcher.
Pat
You know who seems like a cool, calm, collected fellow is Shelton.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, he's pretty good. He's pretty smooth, but he's. He's got a feel. Kind of bad he got fired at Pittsburgh and now they got about five of the best young players in Baseball there. And they're. They're. They were beating up the. Who are they beating up over the weekend? Somebody. They're pretty good. They hit Here, let me look. But it took them a long time.
Pat
No, I can tell you. I can give you that game.
Stephen Ricey
You can give me that Friday score for Dan.
Pat
I'm giving. See if we got it here. Baseball.
Stephen Ricey
Give me to me.
Pat
Okay. National League Sunday. Here it is. Pittsburgh 7, Milwaukee 6.
Stephen Ricey
Brew Crew.
Pat
In the first game they were Pittsburgh 3, Milwaukee 2. In the second game.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. That's Saturday though, I believe. Could be.
Pat
Oh, that was Saturday. Oh, you wanted Sunday. Okay.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, Sunday. There's a few final.
Pat
Pittsburgh 14, Milwaukee 5.
Stephen Ricey
Really?
Pat
You want Colorado at Frisco now? That. That was late. Atlanta and St. Louis. That should be right. No, that was late.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Pat
Arizona at the Dodgers was late.
Patrick James
No chance.
Pat
And what do we got over here? Sunday, American League.
Stephen Ricey
You know, when we can throw a few late scores.
Pat
We had a lot of scores in the American League. Yeah, well, Houston and Texas. That was late.
Stephen Ricey
Sunday's day games though. You can get in.
Patrick James
Are you guys covering the all star game?
Stephen Ricey
No. God no. We haven't covered it for years.
Patrick James
Oh, really?
Stephen Ricey
Yeah.
Patrick James
Okay.
Pat
Just the home run contest. Do anything for you?
Stephen Ricey
No, no. I used to, but I don't know. I don't care who wins.
Patrick James
You know it does when you have a 14 and an 11 year old, they're glued to it.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, really? Oh, they love that.
Allen Iverson's Mom
You know what?
Stephen Ricey
It's on Netflix.
Patrick James
You're kidding me.
Stephen Ricey
On Netflix? Really? I believe.
Patrick James
Oh, well, that's. That's not fun.
Pat
Oh, it is 7pm Netflix late, where we're selling our.
Stephen Ricey
Every sports league, especially baseball now, is
Patrick James
selling its soul to these secondary carriers and yeah, yeah.
Stephen Ricey
Because they. There's some money in it. So.
Patrick James
By the way, you know who can play and who we think is going to be a staple? Clemens kid, this Cody Clemens can play.
Stephen Ricey
14, huh? He's over 4. He had a bad weekend, right? He's been good.
Patrick James
I think he's gonna be not a bad.
Stephen Ricey
He's okay at second base. He's okay.
Patrick James
Plus, you know, does he plays?
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, he's.
Patrick James
You roll him out there every game?
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. He hasn't had any injuries?
Patrick James
No. Put him in the outfield. He can play.
Stephen Ricey
Daddy. Daddy didn't have many injuries.
Patrick James
No, those vitamins helped.
Stephen Ricey
Who would later.
Pat
Was that Clemens?
Patrick James
No, that's Schilling.
Pat
That's Shilling. No, the bloody sock in Boston.
Stephen Ricey
Shilling. Shilling, yeah, Kurt Shilling. Who? Who? He's been really quiet. They never. We never boarded him into the hall of Fame, did we?
Patrick James
No, you guys didn't put him in.
Stephen Ricey
Political reasons. Yep, I voted for him, you know, even though I think he's a complete nutcase. But, you know, he's pretty good. Although I still say ballsiest column ever written. The late, great Pedro Gomez for the Arizona Republic. Before Schilling was going to pitch game six in the World Series at home in Arizona, he wrote about what a jackass he was and none of his teammates could stand him. It was unbelievable in the hometown. I was thinking, what if somebody wrote that the 87 World Series or blackjack, you know, 91. What a jerk, you know? Yeah, but we had the hall of Fame this weekend for Bremer and
Allen Iverson's Mom
didn't
Stephen Ricey
look like a huge turnout. But you know who looks good? Tori Hunter.
Pat
Yeah, he does.
Stephen Ricey
He's well preserved.
Pat
Yep.
Stephen Ricey
He looks like he could play. He owns the Olds. In addition, he's now working for the Angels as a special assistant. But he also owns five barbecue joints in Texas that are doing well with a sixth on the way. And I tried to get him to put one in the basement of that building behind left field because they had a vacancy for a restaurant. And I think he wants. I don't think he wants to deal with. I think he likes Texas bureaucracy better than Minnesota.
Patrick James
I can. I sense that too.
Stephen Ricey
That would be the. Is it.
Pat
Where is he live in Texas?
Patrick James
He's from the Houston area.
Stephen Ricey
Is that right? Little Rock? He was from Texas.
Patrick James
Oh, that's right. Arkansas. That's right. That's right.
Stephen Ricey
But when you see what can happen, you know, he's just this wide eyed 17 year old kid from the south, man. And now he's, you know, just turned 51 going on 30.
Patrick James
Is he still bitter because didn't he try to get the managerial job?
Stephen Ricey
Not here. He got. Tried to get the manager.
Patrick James
Oh, I thought it was here. Oh, okay. I thought it was here. Okay.
Stephen Ricey
Maybe he played, I don't know, the Angels. Former twin Kurt Suzuki is the manager there.
Pat
So they're on their second decade of. Whoa.
Stephen Ricey
Yep, they've. Isn't that something? Yeah. 10 straight losing seasons and this will be 11 because they're 20 games under five or 21 games under 500.
Patrick James
You know what broke my heart over the weekend when they showed the video 30 years ago? Puck. Oh, yeah, man, I couldn't believe it was 30 years ago.
Stephen Ricey
Already died and.
Patrick James
No, no, no. They were showing the video when he retired.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, yeah.
Pat
96.
Stephen Ricey
96. Yeah. Yeah.
Patrick James
Time's a B word, man.
Stephen Ricey
He took it. He publicly took it pretty well. But he was never the same. When he had to give up baseball, he was never the same. Got a little chunky too, in his old age.
Patrick James
Because didn't Martinez show up at his press conference? Yeah, yeah. When he announced his retirement.
Pat
Yeah. The guy who hit him, hit him in the eye.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. It wasn't. I mean, it wasn't not intentional. It was a breaking ball. And Puck froze. Right. You know, basically, Puck froze.
Pat
Now, here's a question. If he had not been hit, would that have. Would he have developed that eye problem?
Stephen Ricey
We don't know. But they say it was the dot he saw. So yeah, it was.
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Stephen Ricey
What, glaucoma or something. You know he was. Because it, it wasn't like all blurry. It was. He comes to the ballpark one day and says, hey, I got a dot in front of my eye here. And it's. Apparently that's what you get when you get glaucoma. And then it just got.
Pat
Did he have that addressed huh. Did that get fixed?
Patrick James
Well, he had multiple surgeries.
Stephen Ricey
I don't. Yeah, I don't think it ever got
Pat
fixed, but I guess I'm trying to wonder what role the hit in the face did.
Stephen Ricey
I don't know if it did or not. I don't think they ever proved that.
Patrick James
And the shame of it was, wasn't he just tearing the COVID off the ball?
Stephen Ricey
And Springer is fantastic. Yeah, because you had Molly and Knobloch, and that was the year that Knobloch had 230 hits and Molly had 198.
Patrick James
They both hit.340 or something like that.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, yeah. If he would have had a 150RBI just by accident, you know, because he would have been hitting third. I remember. What I remember that year is it's the start of spring training, and back then, they played their team in the first exhibition game. You know, he had the lineup out there. Puck, kids are. They're playing after about an hour rain delay at the new. At the ball field. And he had a routine ground ball to short and beat it out. Running the first base as the first time in the. In the season. I mean, the first exhibition at bat of the season for the Twins, he beat it out.
Patrick James
Well, that's the great quote from TK when he was on with us years ago. He said, you didn't have to say anything to anybody else. If Puck's running his ass off to try to beat out an infield ground on spring training, you didn't have to say anything else to anybody.
Stephen Ricey
He was.
Pat
Did we talk about how lethargic the Yankees looked in that series with the Twins? They didn't look like.
Stephen Ricey
When you're not hitting, you don't look good. You look like. Yeah, but they just ended up beating. I think they just won two out of three against somebody, scored a bunch of runs. But as you were reading right here, the brewers were the story of baseball, and then the Pirates just kicked the hell out of all weekend. So it's been a great baseball season. It's very unpredictable.
Pat
Yeah.
Stephen Ricey
And there's a lot of teams that are, you know, having this team win 8 out of 9 series is pretty phenomenal.
Pat
Will there be a baseball season next year?
Stephen Ricey
Eventually, I think so. You know that when push comes to shove, they're not gonna. They're not gonna do everything in their power to prevent the Dodgers and Yankees from being good. You know, they're not gonna. They. You know, now that Netflix is in on it and everybody else, all these outfits that they're trying to romance. You know what they like the Dodgers and the Yankees. Those a lot better than they like the Pirates and the Twins, I can guarantee you. So what. Anyway, what else was I going to. There was something. Oh, my Vixen. Who I wrote about the other day. The women's football team. Do we still have a tackle football team? They won again last weekend in Utah. They'll be playing for the world championship in Canton, Ohio, July 25th.
Pat
Now they're.
Stephen Ricey
They are. Oh, and for. There. That's a good word. That's a folded deal. They are.04 in championship games. Just like the Vikings. But they're trying to. They're trying to finally bring us a pro football championship.
Pat
Existed anymore.
Stephen Ricey
No. They still going.
Pat
Where do they play here?
Stephen Ricey
Hamlin is where they play their games. They practice out at. Somewhere off Robert Street. I was out there the other day. It's an old grade school field, but you know that Robert Street. I wonder how many accidents we have on Robert street in a. In an afternoon.
Pat
It's pretty busy, isn't it?
Stephen Ricey
And if you're trying to take a left turn and the light's green and there's somebody like a hundred yards away, he's going to hurry up to try. He's going to. He's going to goose it to try to kill you. It's. It's crazy, man. It's. It's crazy.
Pat
You. You went to a vixen practice.
Stephen Ricey
Practice. Yeah. I went and talked to the quarterback. The quarterback is trying to not be Fran Tarkington or Kirk Cousins. I did point out that Kirk Cousins was here for six season one. One playoff game. And we paid him $185 million. And this gal has now won seven playoff games.
Patrick James
Really?
Stephen Ricey
And she has to pay for her own transportation to get to the game.
Patrick James
Really?
Stephen Ricey
Yes. Right.
Pat
Wow.
Stephen Ricey
The. The vixen. Once you get there, they get you the hotel. But you gotta get me.
Pat
Wait a minute. The team's on their own to get someplace?
Stephen Ricey
Yes. They don't fly as a group.
Pat
God almighty.
Stephen Ricey
It is. The team is here.
Pat
Do we have an owner of the vixen?
Stephen Ricey
Yes, but it's. It'd be like if Katie and I own them. You know, just two people. You know, it's just. Just two regular people. But they pay for the hotel and stuff like this. But if you're. Let's say you're going out for the. They were out for the Western Championship game to Salt Lake. They didn't, like, fly in on Thursday and have a team dinner ready. You got them in there probably when it. Everybody had to get there Friday. And then, you know, they got to
Pat
bring their own equipment.
Stephen Ricey
Yes.
Pat
Oh, my word.
Stephen Ricey
But they kind of pack light so they don't have to pay too big a baggage charge for them. So what the.
Pat
Do they wear regular football uniforms?
Stephen Ricey
Yes, yes, yes. And they looked at it. I looked to have a couple different kinds of jerseys and stuff. I was watching. You could watch it on YouTube.
Pat
Well, you could, but I was watching.
Stephen Ricey
Well, I watched. I'm not saying I glued myself to the TV, but I watched it 8, 10 minutes of it on of their previous. Of one of their games against arch rival St. Louis that had knocked us off two years in a row. We showed them where the bear pooped in the buckwheat. We kicked their ass at Hamlin.
Pat
What's the. What's the quarterback's name?
Stephen Ricey
Quarterback is Ellie. Ellie, what's your last name? I can't.
Pat
Well, whatever. She can sling it.
Stephen Ricey
She's okay. She throws it around. She was. She's from Illinois. She played D1 basketball and she moved up here 10 years now, the only time she plays the thing. But she's a casualty insurance broker adjuster for Federated. So if there's a hurricane, she's not playing. She might miss a game.
Pat
Right.
Stephen Ricey
She's down there looking at the damage.
Pat
Okay.
Stephen Ricey
You know, but she said last year was a good year because there were no major hurricanes.
Pat
But do they get paid? Not much.
Stephen Ricey
They might split up, you know, the gate or something. You know, they had a lot. They alleged to have 1100 people at Hamlin a couple weeks ago and they paid 10 bucks or something, 5 bucks, whatever.
Allen Iverson's Mom
All right.
Pat
Well, good.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, yeah.
Pat
But they could be our title holder.
Stephen Ricey
They could. They could be the one. I gotta admit, deep in my heart, the real reason I bought. I wrote the column was to take cheap shots at the Vikings. There were several of those in there. But the modern audience doesn't look for that. You know, they don't. They. I don't know. They're satire.
Patrick James
Did the paper get the vixen box score in the newspaper the next day?
Stephen Ricey
We might still be waiting for late on that baby. Yeah, I don't know. We. What did I see the other day? Something happened the other day. Oh, our Aurora. You know, the soccer team.
Patrick James
Yep.
Stephen Ricey
Out there. The amateur soccer team that we call pre professional. It's kind of like the Mankato Moondogs. Yeah. Free Pre professional. They got beat again.
Patrick James
Oh, no.
Stephen Ricey
In the national semifinals. So they've got this regular season record for about five years of about. But one hundred and wins and two losses. But they keep choking and they keep choking in the big one.
Pat
So how many goals were scored in the game they lost? How many goals were scored?
Patrick James
1.
Allen Iverson's Mom
1.
Stephen Ricey
1 on penalty kicks and then the other team won on penalty kicks. So nobody actually scored a goal off the action.
Pat
Is there a World cup game tonight?
Stephen Ricey
I don't think so yet. Is there? Why do we spread out these games for weeks apart and then when we get to the finals, we got them playing three or four days apart? I don't get it.
Pat
There's no games listed for this evening.
Stephen Ricey
No, I think there's one Tuesday, one Wednesday, and then they play for the title Sunday. Well, isn't it an advantage for having one team play Wednesday and the other.
Patrick James
You know, I have France taken on Spain tomorrow at 2 o'.
Pat
Clock.
Stephen Ricey
Two teams that don't like each other.
Patrick James
Right. And England takes on Argentina on the 15th. That's Wednesday night, 2:00'. Clock.
Pat
2:00'. Clock.
Patrick James
2 o'.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Clock.
Stephen Ricey
We've been very pro Argentina, according to the officials. Why would they. Is the president from Argentina or something?
Patrick James
I don't know.
Stephen Ricey
Might be the most crooked operation in all of sports.
Patrick James
France has taken on Spain in Dallas and the Argentina England game will be in Atlanta. So there you go.
Stephen Ricey
Well, anyhow, we, you know, there's great angst from all a lot of sports writers who've been to two soccer games in their life about what, Minnesota. What are we going to do in the United States about our men's soccer? And then they won't mention it for another four years.
Patrick James
The best was they. I was picking up some to go of food for. For everyone. And on the screen there they had the game going on and then they panned to the. The press row and all I could think about was you going, what's, what's that square?
Stephen Ricey
No, no, I knew the square. It was a big circle that I didn't know. I didn't know the big circle. And the guy was, hey, buddy. The guy was, no, I said this to my five US Buddies, none of whom knew it was the penalty area. And then the Italian guy started screaming at me and I said, yeah, I agree with you, but what is that big circle called? Could you help us out down here, Guillermo or something? Could you help us out, Pat?
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Stephen Ricey
I could use one. So could I, man.
Pat
A lot. But there's a lot of projects going now, so I'd have to squeeze them in.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. At the home front. A lot of projects.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Stephen Ricey
There's some stuff going on. You know what happened to us?
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yes.
Stephen Ricey
We had purchased, the wife said, for the visiting people from D.C. about $400 worth of fine vittles.
Pat
Oh, yeah.
Stephen Ricey
Big gourmet gourmet burgers and steaks and all kinds of stuff. They didn't make it out of Washington. So we've been eating. We've been. I've been eating too much this week. We've been.
Pat
What happened in Washington?
Stephen Ricey
They got delayed by storms and then by traffic. And then they. This was Friday. They were there for four hours. They were on a plane for two and a half. Oh, they got him off the plane. They waited them for another two hours and then they booked him through Atlanta at 6am on, on Saturday. And they said, no, forget it.
Pat
Forget it.
Stephen Ricey
Yes, it's. It was a little chaotic there.
Pat
Tom Kim.
Stephen Ricey
Yup.
Pat
Won the Scottish Open.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. Yeah, he could play.
Pat
He hadn't won in three years.
Stephen Ricey
I know, but he's, you know, he had like two bad years and now he's playing great again.
Pat
Plus he's only 24.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. Yep.
Pat
And Carnoustie on the west coast.
Stephen Ricey
I. I think we were near it, but no, we were at the West Coast.
Pat
We were at. At Carnoustie. What was the one we were at? Yeah, Mirfield.
Stephen Ricey
Mirfield was south.
Pat
No, no, Mirfield's in the east. East.
Stephen Ricey
Okay.
Pat
On the Firth of Force when I land in Edinburgh.
Stephen Ricey
Where was I? Was that.
Pat
You were. You were west of the course and you had to drive east to get there.
Stephen Ricey
So Edinburgh's Kind of mid country then. Yeah, Yeah.
Pat
I think Carnousi is the other way,
Patrick James
you know, on the east coast of Scotland. Is that what you're asking?
Pat
Oh, then I'm wrong.
Patrick James
Yeah, because it's. It's just north of St. Andrews.
Pat
Oh, it's up there. It's on the other side of the Firth of Fork.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah. Wonder what the great one is. The. Over on the west coast port. Whatever it is.
Pat
I don't know.
Stephen Ricey
You know what the best course? I love the course we played where the. Where I had the Scottish miracle, The ancient Roman wall. Yeah, yeah. What a great Berwick. Yeah, yeah, right. And It's. You play three holes, then you walk 14 holes straight out into the water. And then you come back, it's straight down and straight back. It was.
Pat
How about Scheffler missing the first cut in 12 or what?
Stephen Ricey
However long it was, you can actually. He's supposed to be here, you know, in two weeks.
Pat
Are you gonna replay the call?
Patrick James
No, I was just doing the laugh.
Pat
Where's the call?
Patrick James
You want the whole thing?
Pat
This is from when we were there in 2002, the British Open. Pat was supposed to call in.
Stephen Ricey
There it is.
Pat
I haven't heard this for a while.
Stephen Ricey
There's our song.
Pat
You can get it off this.
Patrick James
I actually might just lift it from this.
Pat
Well, while we're waiting for Pat, do we have anything from the Allen Iverson beat?
Stephen Ricey
We certainly do.
Pat
And this is who?
Patrick James
This is his mother.
Stephen Ricey
Yeah, I think that might be Pat.
Patrick James
Right there you go right ahead.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Hey, that's me, sir. Am I late?
Pat
No, we were just about to play a couple of audio clips from Allen Iverson's mom.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Okay. What'd she say about that?
Pat
Let's hear it.
Stephen Ricey
Every relationship has ups and downs, y'.
Allen Iverson's Mom
All.
Stephen Ricey
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 rings I see on these men fingers. You think y' all don't go through up and down? Come on, get a grip. Because AI is AI. We gotta go through that and we'll go through it.
Patrick James
All right, Second quote.
Pat
What did she just say? Come on.
Patrick James
She said, come on.
Stephen Ricey
I love my child. And I know my child isn't no. No criminal. I know my child don't have to do something petty as go to somebody house and break in their house and all this. You know, you got witnesses, you got people that says they didn't need and break in and all that. But then nobody ain't paying that no mind.
Pat
All right, so there you have it. Mom's defending the guy.
Allen Iverson's Mom
What?
Patrick James
Let's hope this is.
Pat
Yeah,
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Pat
Adjust yourself. Your voice is breaking up. Just turn a little bit. Get in there. It's getting there. Keep trying, keep trying.
Allen Iverson's Mom
All right, I'm outside. We're in a restaurant.
Pat
Now you're perfect. Now you're perfect.
Patrick James
Are you on your next telephone?
Allen Iverson's Mom
I am on the magic of Nextel.
Pat
Now you sound absolutely perfect. Yes. Mother was defending her child there.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Holy cow. The Joe, there's. They're continuing to drive by on the wrong side of the street.
Stephen Ricey
Makes me very nervous.
Pat
You got to be really careful.
Allen Iverson's Mom
I don't care what you tell me. I don't care what you tell me. They should be on the other side of the street.
Pat
As the weather cleared up a bit,
Allen Iverson's Mom
it's a little better tonight. It was another rainy, misty, drizzly day. The course continues to get softer and there's not a prediction of much wind tomorrow. And you'll see some extremely low numbers probably. But then come Friday, there's supposed to be a little northerner come in here and clear things out. And if the wind starts blowing, the scores will go up.
Pat
Well, I got to think that. I gotta think that they absolutely are licking their chops to start playing this place.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah, they. Well, Watson today pointed out that, you know, way back in 1980, everybody, if the scores are low, everybody will blame this new equipment. Watson had a 64 back here. Somebody else had a 63 and 80 when they got a calm day, when it was a little wet and they got a calm day. So it's just one of those, you know, seaside courses. If the wind blows, it's tough. If the wind doesn't blow, it's not that tough.
Pat
Right. All right.
Allen Iverson's Mom
And I hope the wind blows at least one or two.
Patrick James
Thank you. R2D2.
Pat
We don't know. Okay. Twins play at Cleveland tonight. Now we're losing you again.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Really?
Pat
Yeah, I am. Now you're good again. Now you're bad again. I think it. Okay, Charlie.
Patrick James
What?
Stephen Ricey
Charlie Brown's mom.
Pat
Okay. I think that we, you know, there's probably a lot of disturbance in the evening sky over the Atlantic, and sometimes you're going to break up a little bit.
Stephen Ricey
It.
Pat
I. I'm not nervous.
Allen Iverson's Mom
I'm not either. I think the boys are going to be.
Stephen Ricey
What happened?
Pat
I think they can come off this road trip with about a 15 game lead.
Patrick James
That's what I want to know, what you said.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Yeah.
Patrick James
I gotta say, I can't quit recording.
Allen Iverson's Mom
Pat.
Pat
It's even funnier than you breaking up because when you break up, your voice takes on entirely different sound qualities.
Allen Iverson's Mom
What do I sound like kind of a Julio Iglesias.
Pat
Yeah, you wish you did.
Patrick James
Between a Muppet and a Star wars character.
Pat
Yeah, it sounds like a Star wars character.
Allen Iverson's Mom
By the way, Joe.
Pat
Yeah.
Allen Iverson's Mom
There's a guy at the table next to us.
Pat
Yes.
Allen Iverson's Mom
When you get over here, we gotta track this guy down.
Pat
Okay.
Allen Iverson's Mom
This is the Scottish face of all time.
Pat
Okay.
Allen Iverson's Mom
It's a catch. It is an actual catcher's mitt. He looks like the long lost Robertson brother.
Pat
Well, they're all Scottish.
Allen Iverson's Mom
You know, gal, Calvin and his brothers were full blooded Scotsmen. You know.
Pat
That's right.
Allen Iverson's Mom
And they're damn near all still over here. I don't think any of them are dead. Having dinner with them now.
Pat
You found a rest.
Patrick James
Only two people could have made that work and that's you guys. Oh, that was gold.
Stephen Ricey
You know, rainy. Al, what was that forecast? Good though. They said that. They're saying, you know, tomorrow's gonna be beautiful, but Friday the Northerners going to come in and that's when Tiger was lucky to shoot 82.
Pat
Remember who won that tournament in the playoff?
Stephen Ricey
Ernie.
Pat
Wasn't Ernie Ells.
Stephen Ricey
There was four man playoff, but they. And the. The. The two guys that teed off last. No, the storm was on Saturday. Right, Saturday, because the two guys that teed off last on Saturday and then went out drinking teed off second to last. I mean the teed off first on Saturday because they had the highest qualifying scores and they teed off second to the last in a twosome the next day because they shot like 68 and they moved. They passed 40 people. So it's. The wind howled.
Pat
That was 24 years ago.
Stephen Ricey
Yes. God almighty.
Pat
Time is a B word. Time is a B word.
Stephen Ricey
You know. Well, all right, all right.
Pat
Anyway, home run contest today. I don't know if I'm going to be glued to that. I can't do it.
Stephen Ricey
Who's. Who's in it?
Patrick James
Oh, that's a good question.
Pat
Not Byron?
Stephen Ricey
No, I think the kid from. The kid that was just here with the big strong kid that was just here though.
Patrick James
Here's your 20, 26 participants, Bryce Harper and Kyle Schwarber of the home site, Philadelphia Phillies. I don't know how to pronounce his last name. Jack, is it? Caligioni with Kansas City.
Pat
Close enough.
Patrick James
Junior Caminero with the Rays. That kid's gonna be a unbelievable superstar.
Stephen Ricey
Homered in five or six straight games.
Patrick James
Wilson Contreras with the Red Sox. The White Sox player, Mun Munataki. Murakami. Ben Rice with the Yankees And Jordan Walker, Cardinals.
Stephen Ricey
Jordan Walker. He's a monster. He hit that. He damn near knocked the third deck down at Target Field.
Pat
When did the Twins resume? Friday.
Stephen Ricey
They resume Friday in Wrigley Field and then they go to Cincinnati for four. So this is. No. Was it? No. Cleveland for four. Okay, they go to Cleveland. So this is a big road trip if they go 4 and 3.
Patrick James
I completely forgot they were going Wrigley this year. That would have been a road trip for us.
Stephen Ricey
Dang it.
Patrick James
I completely forgot about that.
Stephen Ricey
Bride and I are driving down there together.
Patrick James
No train.
Stephen Ricey
No train.
Pat
Don't take the train.
Stephen Ricey
No train.
Patrick James
Did you float that one out there?
Stephen Ricey
Hey, what do you think? I didn't even bring it up. No train. But Dubuque, because Brandon Novak, Johnny for Life, just became the football coach at Loris. And I thought I could go over and spend a couple hours with them and then write a column in early August when they start practicing. And somebody had told me about this hotel.
Pat
So. Julian.
Stephen Ricey
The Hotel Julian. Yes. It's supposed to be gorgeous.
Pat
I've stayed there. I love it.
Stephen Ricey
What was a car show or what? Yeah, but that town's right on the old river, right?
Pat
Plus, you can go across the river and go to Galena, which has a lot of Civil War history, because that's where.
Stephen Ricey
Oh, really?
Pat
And it's still an old town. It looks like it did in the 1880s.
Stephen Ricey
That's the quad Cities, right? It used. For years it was the Tri Cities. And then they threw another city in there, I think. I think originally Bettendorf wasn't one of them. And then they gave Bettendorf the quality of.
Pat
That's where they just played the John Deere, right?
Stephen Ricey
Yeah.
Pat
All right, lad.
Stephen Ricey
All right. The World Cup. Next time we see each other, it'll be over. Thank goodness.
Patrick James
We'll see you.
Stephen Ricey
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Date: July 13, 2026
Host: "The Mayor" Joe Soucheray & Gamut Podcast Network
Theme: Reminiscing about the 30th anniversary of Kirby Puckett's retirement, with the usual blend of Minnesota sports talk, generational commentary, and Garage Logic’s signature humor and nostalgia.
The episode centers on remembering and reflecting upon the 30th anniversary of Minnesota Twins legend Kirby Puckett’s sudden retirement from baseball due to health issues. Hosts engage in broad but insightful discussions about Minnesota sports current events, generational takes on soccer, the current state of the Twins and other local teams, amusing behind-the-scenes broadcasting stories, and the slow march of time as it relates to sports heroes and personal memories.
True to Garage Logic’s legacy, the episode mixes nostalgia, dry wit, local pride, and a slightly cantankerous "common sense" approach to sports and life. The hosts bounce between sharp sports analysis, personal stories, and gentle jabs at changing times and generations. The anecdotes, especially about Kirby Puckett, ground the show in a deep affection for Minnesota’s sports heroes and the bittersweet churn of time.
This episode is a blend of affectionate, sometimes poignant Minnesota sports nostalgia (centered around Kirby Puckett’s retirement), with plenty of trademark banter, skepticism about certain sports trends, colorful recollections from decades in media, and pointed (but loving) mockery of both themselves and the changing face of sports. Listeners will feel right at home in Gumption County, where the garage is always open for debate, laughter, and memory.