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Golf Enthusiast
Don't you need headphones? Huh?
Sports Commentator
I just have to talk to you. Right? Yeah, that's. Are we here? We ready to roll here?
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah, we're on.
Sports Commentator
I. I must say, that's your. That one's fine. I must say that your favorite golf course requited itself rather nicely.
Golf Enthusiast
My new favorite course. You know why I shoot 400?
Sports Commentator
But you know why it's your favorite? Because you can make a three or you can make a seven.
Golf Enthusiast
Yep.
Sports Commentator
So the adventure remains many. At one point, the Augusta had that going for it. Like on 13 there you could make a three. But now if he hit one in the water, they still make five, you know, because it's not long enough and back there. But they got two, three, four holes on the backside down the stretch where you can make a bad number. As Mr. Aberg discovered.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, some of the toughest second shots in golf got to be on that stretch. 14, 15. Yeah. Where you have the openings about that wide.
Sports Commentator
And I also was thinking in Modern sports. Has there ever been anything more genius than 17? Oh, it's wonderful because if it's calm, they can play it all day and lose two balls, you know, on Saturday. But if the wind's blowing them boys stand there for about 10 minutes and terrified that because you know you can hit a perfect shot and takes a bad bounce, you're out of luck.
Golf Enthusiast
I did not see the A Berg collapse coming.
Sports Commentator
No, I did not. He's.
Golf Enthusiast
He looks so in control.
Sports Commentator
Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
Why is it Oberg. There's an A there. There's an A.
Sports Commentator
What is he. What's his.
Golf Enthusiast
Swede.
Sports Commentator
Swede. Yeah. You never know.
Golf Enthusiast
They got a little thing on top of the A.
Sports Commentator
You never know what they're going to do with their names.
Golf Enthusiast
We're talking about the Players Championship won by Cameron Young, who is really a quiet guy.
Sports Commentator
He is. How about the ball he hit on. How about the D ball he did on 375 yards. How that happened?
Golf Enthusiast
He just told. He told himself, I need the shot of my life here.
Sports Commentator
And he, he did hit it because they did, you know. I said, oh man, he killed it.
Golf Enthusiast
Can you imagine what that must feel like to hit a ball like that? He's.
Sports Commentator
He's got the history of urinating away quite a few tournaments do. He had what one year he had like six seconds or something. He had a lot of. He had a chance to win plenty of times. Yeah. I hate to interview him for 11 though. Oh, that is. I wouldn't say he's.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, I think he's going about it in a way that he's just not going to allow himself to be part of the. The frenzy.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, that's true. And I mean he was two, three years ago. They were thought he was going to be the phenom, you know, the next phenom. And then he just kind of kept finishing second. And then once in a while he disappeared. But you know what I was also looking at? Cause if the World Baseball Classic I believe is on FOX now, right.
Golf Enthusiast
It was last night on fox.
Sports Commentator
So Fox is killing you with LIV information. You know, the teams, the everything. Cause they have liv.
Golf Enthusiast
I've never seen a LIV event on fox.
Sports Commentator
I haven't seen it. But they on the crawl will give you the leaders, the field, the names of the team stuff. And I looked at their website, man, they don't have much left over there.
Golf Enthusiast
I saw a video, it was on the socials of dechambeau had fallen down in a trap. It looked like a crummy course. And in the Larger panoramic view. Behind him, there wasn't a soul.
Sports Commentator
Is that right? Yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
What the hell's he doing?
Sports Commentator
I don't know.
Golf Enthusiast
I'm glad Koepka came back.
Sports Commentator
He must be. He must be cheap. And he didn't want to give any of the money back.
Golf Enthusiast
Maybe that's it.
Sports Commentator
Even though he's got a billion. Probably.
Golf Enthusiast
Did Koepka have to give money back to live?
Sports Commentator
Oh, I'm sure he did. Yeah, I'm sure he did. And he had to pay the fine to get in here.
Golf Enthusiast
Cost him a million.
Sports Commentator
Just a mill.
Golf Enthusiast
5 million for charity or something, really.
Sports Commentator
That's all. And then they. He doesn't have his, you know, all his playing privileges. Right. But he's won enough majors that he can get in anywhere.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, I just think he came to a sense. This is ridiculous.
Sports Commentator
And he said, I don't need the money, you know, if I have to give him back half. I think. What do you think? When they all went, did anybody take a look at it, or did they just go for the duel?
Golf Enthusiast
Maybe they figured if Mickelson's gone and Rahm's gone, it's gotta be the real deal.
Sports Commentator
If I was getting the money and blah, blah, blah. Told me, oh, by the way, we're going to have teams.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah.
Sports Commentator
With wacky names, and we're going to play music, and you got to be. And you got to be on one of these wacky teams. You got to be in the gorillas or something. I was. I think I'll go back where I came from. Thank you very much.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah, I. I've never been a live guy.
Sports Commentator
But what Liv did do is change the pga, the regular turd, just immensely.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah, they're making more money, but all
Sports Commentator
these designated events, too. They're basically this new commissioner they have. Wants fewer events.
Golf Enthusiast
You know what the winner's purse was yesterday at Players?
Sports Commentator
I would guess you got six.
Golf Enthusiast
Four and a half.
Sports Commentator
Four and a half. Four a half.
Golf Enthusiast
That's more than they've ever made.
Sports Commentator
What was the whole price? What was the whole.
Golf Enthusiast
It's got 12 million, something like that.
Sports Commentator
To be at least that.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah.
Sports Commentator
I mean, at least that. Yeah. It's fun.
Golf Enthusiast
It's a fun place to watch a tournament. It is.
Sports Commentator
And, you know, you get familiar with most of these guys, it's just like. I mean, they're hitting it. What it's. It is amazing that these golf courses can still defend themselves in any way when that's now, what, 40 years old?
Golf Enthusiast
It did defend itself with rough.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, that's what you got to do. But did they. How long has that one been there? 40?
Golf Enthusiast
Yes. 1971. 70. Ish. Something like that. Maybe it's even older than 40.
Sports Commentator
Well, when it first started, it was across the street in that place where the wind howled. And I just remember seeing photos of guys in there with the straw wind up.
Golf Enthusiast
It's not that far off the ocean.
Sports Commentator
No, but it's further off the ocean than the other one played. And but to think that you built this place 45 years ago and it can still defend itself is pretty amazing because where they're hitting. They were hitting it and he hit it 270. Now they're hitting it. 370.
Golf Enthusiast
I don't. They're not playing a game I'm familiar with.
Sports Commentator
No, no, no, no, they aren't. But it's, it's still the good. It's probably seems like it was also built for spectators. You know, Augusta kind of stumbled into being okay for spectators because it opened in the 1930s and probably had 3,000 people out there watching them or so. But it's, it's, you know, the course that was built so people can watch, which is fantastic. They got, they can put, they can put 20,000 people around 17, you know, various places.
Golf Enthusiast
The, the big gossip was Tiger's jet was in Augusta. You think he's playing Augusta? He's 50 or 51.
Sports Commentator
I think he just turned 50. He's trying to find out if he can, but I don't know why.
Golf Enthusiast
I don't know how. You can walk it or walk it.
Sports Commentator
No, no, I, I don't either.
Golf Enthusiast
It's a hillier than TV will ever let. You know.
Sports Commentator
His. They snap some shots on him at him once in a while these days. He's got sad eyes.
Golf Enthusiast
He does.
Sports Commentator
He's got sad eyes. He's. He misses it, you know. I don't know. What's the girlfriend situation?
Golf Enthusiast
She's a Trump person.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, Trump. She's related. She was married to one of the,
Golf Enthusiast
one of the brothers.
Sports Commentator
Wasn't she married to one of them or something?
Golf Enthusiast
So. I don't know. One of the younger guys with, with Tiger. Who knows how long that'll last, you know.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, but him, you know, he's. That.
Golf Enthusiast
I don't want to see him play the masters and finish 35th.
Sports Commentator
35th. Probably not make the, not make the cut. He hadn't played, but he must miss it and he must. Maybe he's going to show up and hit the ceremonial. Who knows?
Golf Enthusiast
I don't think I don't think you need to practice that.
Sports Commentator
I don't think that'd be a pretty good concession now to. Yeah. Unbelievable. How many times he went there? 5.
Golf Enthusiast
At least 5. I want to say 6, but I think it's. I don't know, Pat.
Sports Commentator
I was there the first time he played it as a pro, and he shot 97. 40 on the front and we're all kind of chuckling. Oh, you know, he's gonna take over the world. He's great.
Golf Enthusiast
What'd he shoot on the.
Sports Commentator
On the back? And one by 12. Remember that? He won by 12. Set the all time record for margin. And then of course, the, you know,
Golf Enthusiast
in 2000, that course can no longer defend itself.
Sports Commentator
Oh, no.
Golf Enthusiast
They got tee boxes in downtown.
Sports Commentator
August bought. They bought part of the country club across the trees to try to do something with 13. So 13 was like, can I get it up around the corner? Now it's hit over the trees to the green and be putting for a double eagle here or something like that.
Golf Enthusiast
You mentioned the World Baseball Classic.
Sports Commentator
Yes.
Golf Enthusiast
Buckson is hitless and isn't playing now.
Sports Commentator
They've been playing another guy in center field.
Golf Enthusiast
Didn't he finish last night?
Sports Commentator
He finished last night, but they put him in defensively. They're playing another guys. He wasn't. Yeah, he was. I think he started the first game. I don't think he started since.
Golf Enthusiast
I wish I would have been more interested in it. I watched the title game tomorrow.
Sports Commentator
I wasn't terribly interested, but I did enjoy. I started when Italy. When I saw Italy was ahead on Saturday night against. Who was it? They were beating Puerto Rico. I turned it on and. And it was fun. It was. They beat him nine to something. They were. They were head nine to one at one time. Vinnie Pasco and Tino, the guy from the. They have three guys who actually have been to Italy. Yeah, one guy.
Golf Enthusiast
Aren't they all major leaguers?
Sports Commentator
Almost all of them are. There are. They're pitched. And they got some of those guys that pitched in Double A three years ago, too. And they, you know, they can pitch, but. But Pasquantino is his character, I guess, with the Royals. He's a good player, but he decided to. Let's jump into this with both feet. They got a little. What's their most famous opera? They got some. How about you, Matt?
Golf Enthusiast
I don't know. I'm not an opera guy.
Sports Commentator
They're playing a few notes. When a guy hits home run in the dugout. They got a little machine that plays a few notes of this famous opera. Then the guy puts on an Armani J jacket.
Golf Enthusiast
Really?
Sports Commentator
Then he walks over and takes a shot of espresso.
Golf Enthusiast
Oh, that's wonderful.
Sports Commentator
But they got a big espresso machine and Pasquintito bought for like $10,000. And then he kisses each one of my honey.
Golf Enthusiast
Oh, this is fantastic. I like guys who get into it like that.
Sports Commentator
Yeah. He just said, you know, they thought they'd play three games and go home. Now they're in the semifinals.
Golf Enthusiast
But did they play tonight?
Sports Commentator
Yeah, they play tonight and they play. They play Venezuela tonight.
Golf Enthusiast
I gotta watch that.
Sports Commentator
Yeah. Hoping the guy hits a home run because it's quite a. Quite a stick he's got.
Golf Enthusiast
When did that start in baseball that you hit a home run and now you got to put on a costume when you come back?
Sports Commentator
It drives me nuts, but in this case, it's funny. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, you know, and the. Who's the team that wears the hat? Somebody's gonna.
Radio Host
I don't know.
Golf Enthusiast
I haven't watched any of it.
Sports Commentator
No, not this one. But I mean in, in major league bas. Well, they got a guy like wearing a big metal hat like a Roman collider. Somebody's gonna get gouged. Yeah, you know, somebody's gonna.
Golf Enthusiast
One of the twins have a fishing vest or something.
Sports Commentator
A couple years ago they didn't hit and I think they bleep canned it. They didn't because they didn't hit enough home runs. But I can't remember the year that they hit all the home runs.
Golf Enthusiast
Is Buxton hurt?
Sports Commentator
No, I think he just wasn't hitting. So they. They got some options. Yeah, you know, they got that Peter Crowe. Armstrong, who's a Cub, who's a really good hitter, left handed hitter. They might be doing it based on left or right handed pitching, I don't know. But Buck is not getting his at bats to get ready for the start of the season. But then again, I don't care if he's not getting at bats. I want him to maybe be healthy like he was last year. That would be good.
Golf Enthusiast
God, I'd like to see him play 150 games.
Sports Commentator
Well, yeah, we'll settle for 130. Know, he was only on the DL once last year though, right? I think once maybe.
Golf Enthusiast
And it's become quite clear that Kyler Murray is obviously coming here to be the start.
Sports Commentator
Oh, he already signed. Oh, yeah. Out of cider. Yeah. What he. Listen, when he. We have no rights to him after the year's over. Right. He's a Free agent. They have no, you know, completely free agent. Yep, that was part of the deal. So he made a tremendous amount of money, but he's only 28, comes up here and has a good year. He hits the free agent bargain he gets, and somebody gives him another 150 million. So it's a great deal for him.
Golf Enthusiast
And it could be the Vikings who do that.
Sports Commentator
It could be if they really, really like him. But the rumor was he almost considered going to the Rams to be the backup to Stanford Stafford for a year because Stafford's gonna hang it up and then he can. He'd be. Apparently McVeigh likes him. But I think everybody. This is great because everybody can just see if. If he can. If he's. You know, he's only. He was the number one overall draft choice and he hasn't had a good career in. Down in Phoenix, but, you know, the
Golf Enthusiast
last plane to land in Minneapolis Saturday night into Sunday morning was 12:30am and it was the Maple Leafs.
Sports Commentator
They left.
Golf Enthusiast
Then they get over to the X yesterday, Grand Casino.
Sports Commentator
What happened here?
Golf Enthusiast
My theory is I wonder if the Olympic lag is finally caught up to them.
Sports Commentator
Well, they lost three in a row.
Golf Enthusiast
I know. To bad teams.
Sports Commentator
Now, the middle team, the game. The game they lost before Toronto, that was the Rangers. They outshot him like 60 to 3 or something. I'm worried about our goalies. They've been giving up. We got too many Swedes.
Golf Enthusiast
I mean, they're solidly in the playoffs.
Sports Commentator
Oh, God, yes.
Golf Enthusiast
Their point totals, fine. What's the deal here?
Sports Commentator
Heinzi was upset after the Rangers.
Golf Enthusiast
Yes, he was.
Sports Commentator
And then that didn't do any good last night. So I don't know what's going on, but you know what? Hockey man, Anything. I mean, I watched when they got those two quick goals in the third period. You knew they were gonna tie them and beat them, and then they ended up getting beat anyway.
Golf Enthusiast
The Ducks have a thug whose name escapes me. A big thug who took out Auston Matthews. Ended his season.
Sports Commentator
Oh, yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
A few nights ago. The only thing about that. I mean, I feel bad for Matthews, but they weren't going to the playoffs. But the only thing that struck me about that is no one on the Leafs retaliated.
Sports Commentator
Nobody jumped them, huh?
Golf Enthusiast
Nope.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, yeah.
Golf Enthusiast
You know, you take out your star, he's supposed to react.
Sports Commentator
I bet you the Toronto old Hockey Riders eviscerated him from defending him.
Golf Enthusiast
I'm not encouraging a bloodbath. No, but you don't let that go.
Sports Commentator
If Coach Sonmore was on the Bench. We wouldn't have put up with it.
Golf Enthusiast
He would have sent the whole team out there. You can't let that go.
Radio Host
He's Auston Matthews.
Sports Commentator
And this guy is. I was reading this guy's camera. His name is. His resume of. Gooner is.
Golf Enthusiast
He's a thug.
Sports Commentator
He's an old time goon, man. Yeah, they've gotten. They pretty well got most of those guys out of the game.
Golf Enthusiast
It's amazing to me. You know what I gotta do? I want to get you on an electric bike.
Sports Commentator
Oh, man, that is a good idea.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, you could ride an electric bike. You got the new knee.
Sports Commentator
When I was getting the rehab, man, you know, the best part of it was riding the bike.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, you get out to eat. Ecofun Motorsports, it's in Forest Lake, Columbus, right west of 35. Immediately west of 35. On 97, you can get an electric bike starting at 899. They got 400 electric bikes in stock. I'm not gonna put you on a motorcycle.
Sports Commentator
No.
Golf Enthusiast
They got 130 motorcycles on display. Jet skis and waverunners. If you buy one, you get the trailer free. They got youth, recreation equipment. They got everything under the sun.
Sports Commentator
They got one with a big seat.
Golf Enthusiast
Yes, they do. They got whatever you need for outdoor entertainment, they have it. But you'd be great on an electric bike because you got the new knee,
Sports Commentator
you're ready to go and a knee feels better after exercise.
Golf Enthusiast
It's eco fun in Forest Lake, Columbus and down in Burnsville on the service road of life near County Road 42. And a really great website, Ecofun Motorsports. It would set you up for a whole summer of you and the DA each get one. You turn on the motor and you ride along and people think you're riding the thing.
Sports Commentator
Yes, that's fantastic. But you, you pedal them too, right? You can do whatever you want to
Golf Enthusiast
do, but that provides the assist.
Sports Commentator
Yes. Right.
Golf Enthusiast
So you go up hills like you're a man.
Sports Commentator
Okay. All right. I'm in favor of it.
Golf Enthusiast
Any shocks to you in this selection Sunday deal?
Sports Commentator
You know, I was, you know what I was thinking about like 15 years ago, man, I would have been glued to the tv. Now, you know, I'm. It's just a bunch of names now. I'm proud of you. Tommy's making the nit. They're playing in Seattle.
Golf Enthusiast
What were they a basket short of making this thing?
Sports Commentator
They would have had to win. They would have had to win that game. And then another one. They would have. But they got beat by North Dakota they kind of blew a lead at the end, but they got in the nit. And they play at Seattle right here on the old score. North Station 1500. But they play Seattle at 9:10. And do you think any of the fellows on that team know who the greatest player in the history of Seattle University is? Elgin Baylor.
Golf Enthusiast
Really?
Sports Commentator
1958. They were the Chieftains back then. They don't use that.
Golf Enthusiast
That's probably insensitive name now, but they
Sports Commentator
were the Chieftains and Elgin took them to the national title game. I think they lost to Kentucky. And then he signed here and we had him for two years when he was fabulous. And then he went to LA with the Lakers. Obviously.
Golf Enthusiast
I have an interest in the St. Louis Billikens.
Sports Commentator
Yes. Great.
Golf Enthusiast
They're in the tournament.
Sports Commentator
Yes.
Golf Enthusiast
I don't think they have been for quite some time, have they?
Sports Commentator
Well, Rick Majeris was there, and I think they went eight, nine years ago. Ten. Yeah, hadn't been a while.
Golf Enthusiast
I have an interest in Kansas. They're in the tournament.
Sports Commentator
Okay.
Golf Enthusiast
I have an interest in Marquette. They didn't make it.
Sports Commentator
No. Marquette had a lousy year.
Golf Enthusiast
The Gophers didn't make it.
Sports Commentator
The Gophers. However, there are rumors they're gonna end up in this goofy tournament, this 18 tournament in Las Vegas, which only got eight teams, but they pay. The eight teams are playing for $500,000 in nil money.
Golf Enthusiast
Really?
Sports Commentator
Name, image and likeness money. It's the Crown Tournament. Some gamblers started it out in Vegas and just eight teams, and they all come from either the SEC or from one of the major conferences. And already the. The Big Ten's got to send them two. Two teams. Ross was telling me all this. And they've already.
Golf Enthusiast
Ross.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, yeah. And they've already taken between the NIT and ncaa. They've already got eight Big Ten teams. And Indiana's pouting because they didn't make the big tournament. So they're not going anywhere. They've announced they're not going anywhere. So that makes us the night one of the next two. We finished 11th.
Golf Enthusiast
Remember when Indiana was a basketball school?
Sports Commentator
Oh, yes, it was. It was. In fact, as recently as three years ago, we would. We always. Oh, Indiana's here in October. That means they're going to be the homecoming opponent. We always. It was either them or Northwestern that was the homecoming opponent. And now basketball is an afterthought down there.
Golf Enthusiast
It really is.
Sports Commentator
You know, they fired this coach at Houston, Kevin, sort of the defensive wizard that running the Houston club. And some deal that he got into down there and they fired him. And now 20 years later, they're still hiring other coaches and this guy's taking Houston to Final Fours.
Golf Enthusiast
I read a rumor that Mark Coyle might be considered for the Kentucky AC jar.
Sports Commentator
I heard that too, but.
Golf Enthusiast
Okay. Is Kentucky an upgrade for Minnesota? I don't think they might. No.
Sports Commentator
It can't be the administration, a little more money. I don't know. I don't know. In sec, though, it's not a. You know, football wise, it's about. You're about the same as you are here. Yeah. You're in the middle, so.
Golf Enthusiast
Yeah. They don't have hockey.
Sports Commentator
No. Maybe you don't like hockey. Maybe he doesn't like hockey.
Golf Enthusiast
We don't know if he's interested even.
Sports Commentator
No. I don't know where the rumor came from. I think, you know, he's got a. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. Be around, but he's got a. They owe him a lot. They just gave him a retention bonus. I think he got a retention bonus, so.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, I think he and his family like it here.
Sports Commentator
Yeah. I don't think he'll be leaving. I don't. I don't know. But, you know, it's. I wouldn't think he'd be leaving. I don't know. He's probably got some disgruntled hockey fans, though, because they.
Radio Host
I don't even.
Sports Commentator
We just have. Bob just had the worst year and what, since the early 90s or something? And then. And then the women's team, which was the dynastic power. They're now. They got knocked out by Northeastern in the round of eight, and Ohio State and Wisconsin are miles ahead of them. And as far as the program, so they're the. Not a large group, but they're unhappy. The women's hockey fans are unhappy.
Golf Enthusiast
Hockey has become very democratized. It's everywhere you want it to be.
Sports Commentator
Yes, it is.
Golf Enthusiast
No longer is it automatic that Minnesota is going to be great.
Sports Commentator
All you gotta do, baby, is look at the 1980 Olympic team. We had 12 of them, right? Yep. We had 12 of them.
Golf Enthusiast
And now 12 of them coming off a national title.
Sports Commentator
Yeah, they don't. Now. They don't need us.
Golf Enthusiast
Well, what else we got?
Sports Commentator
I think not much.
Golf Enthusiast
All right. I don't either.
Sports Commentator
Not much.
Golf Enthusiast
Let's. Let's get him to work.
Sports Commentator
Okay.
Golf Enthusiast
You need to do something.
Sports Commentator
Oh, yeah, I got lots of work to do.
Golf Enthusiast
No, I mean right now.
Sports Commentator
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Golf Enthusiast
What does that make?
Sports Commentator
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Hey, garage logicians, stick around for a preview of this week's American Experiment podcast. We're covering the DFL's proposal to create a new tax on ICE agents. The continuing debate over earmarks for nonprofits, or as I like to call it, corruption. And then a firestorm of top hits from the Capitol that you won't want to miss. On the back half, we're talking to Bill Walsh about a brand new polling on Minnesotans views towards immigration since Operation Metro Surge. We got everything you need to know in here, starting with the DFL proposing to tax ICE agents. They have a whole bunch of bills that they've proposed aiming at ICE agents. In particular, things that have to do with trying to rein in the federal government. Things that are clearly not legal or irrelevant now that this is kind of over.
Radio Host
Yeah, but really good pr.
Podcast Host
Yes, but really good pr. So on Wednesday, a bill in the House Taxes Committee would require those agents who weren't Minnesota residents but made more than $15,000 in wages while working here to file a Minnesota tax return. They think they could bring in $600,000 this way. Democrats argue that the whole operation costs a lot in state and local resources, so these agents should pay their fair share. Minnesotans will effectively subsidize a federal enforcement operation that they did not request and that they do not support, said Representative Athena Hollins. Moreover, enforcing this requirement sends an important message. Minnesota will not allow its tax base to be eroded by temporary federal deployments that shift costs on our communities. Well, Minnesota taxes non resident income already and that applies to federal government Employees. Currently, a person needs to earn about 15,000 from Minnesota Sources to be required to file and remit as a non resident. That would apply to any ICE officer who's here long enough to meet that threshold too. However, the bill creates separate treatment for the ICE officers, subjecting them to tax on the first dollar of their income. So while Minnesotans tax authorities can make federal law enforcement abide by the same rules they impose on everyone else, obviously legally they cannot discriminate against them. And yet they propose this bill anyway.
Radio Host
They have to treat ICE officers the same as professional athletes, basically, is what this is. Because we talk about this a lot, I think. Actually our economist John Phelan, does a lot of work on professional sports and incomes. And when a professional athlete comes to town and works in our town, plays a basketball game or a hockey game or a football game or whatever, they certainly make more than 15,000. Many of them do, even if you split their income, millions of dollars over the course of a game. So they. All these guys, these guys that play professional sports, have accountants that have to split up their state income tax around the country.
Podcast Host
So it just impacts all kinds of people. Lawyers, pilots. Like pilots don't like flying to California because they have to separate that out at a higher level.
Radio Host
So of course we're gonna single out ICE activity because it's worse than all those other things. I just disagree with the premise. Of course, her premise is that ICE came and came, and then all these costs were borne by state and local governments because ICE came to town. If ICE comes to town and does their job and there are no protests, no one knows ICE is here, they'd make their arrests. There's no strain on state and local government. All, I would say 90% of the strain on state and local government is from the protests that occurred trying to stop and impede and protest what ICE was doing.
Podcast Host
That was a preview of the American Experiment podcast. Tune in every Tuesday afternoon wherever you get your podcasts.
Host: Gamut Podcast Network
Date: March 16, 2026
In this lively, sports-centric episode, Garage Logic’s crew brings their signature blend of humor, nostalgia, and common sense to Monday night sports talk. Topics span the recent Players Championship in golf, the impact of LIV Golf on the PGA Tour, World Baseball Classic highlights, Minnesota sports updates, the evolution of collegiate basketball and hockey, and the ever-present drama of Selection Sunday. Classic banter and deep local knowledge permeate the discussion, making for an engaging, distinctly Minnesotan round-up of the sporting world.
Conversational, irreverent, and colored by local expertise. The panel pokes fun at sports personalities, reminisces about Minnesota’s glory days, and shares practical, everyday advice in true Garage Logic fashion. Listeners get a mix of analysis, storytelling, and playful ribbing—sports talk with a distinctly Minnesota flavor.
This episode is essential for fans looking to catch up on the big local and national sports stories, with quintessential Garage Logic humor and insight throughout.