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Mike
A three shot lead standing on the 16th tee.
Pat
Chubby Irishman lost a lot of weight. Oh, that's a problem.
Mike
We on?
Pat
Yeah.
Mike
You didn't watch Shane Lowry's class?
Pat
I did not watch the golf yesterday. I don't know why. What was I doing? I was. I must have been doing.
Joe
You were enamored with twins fever.
Pat
No, I watched about 10 minutes of that. Actually what I was doing was watching some of the. Because I was going to write something about it. The women, the Gopher women's hockey game against St. Cloud and then they beat him 6 to 1. But do you know that when St. Cloud beat the Gophers one to nothing in women's hockey on Friday night, It was their seventh victory in 123 games against the Gophers.
Joe
What?
Pat
Seventh victory in 123 games. And it ended a 30 game post season losing streak. And the W, they hadn't won a Postseason game since 2010 because you got the Gophers, Wisconsin and Ohio State and then you got everybody else getting their brains beat in. But the golfs came back and beat him the next two games.
Mike
So Shane Lowry, okay. Has a three shot lead on the 16th tee box yesterday.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
Hits it.
Pat
What causes that?
Mike
It's the PGA at Palm West Palm Beach.
Pat
Okay, that one's got some trouble.
Mike
Yeah. He hits it in the water, double bogey, he comes to 17.
Pat
What is that, a par 4? But it's got the water all the way down the right side there. After you get about halfway out, it's all the way down the right. I think I. I think I can see the hole.
Mike
The T ball went in the water.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
17, par three, hits it in the water.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
Double bogey, loses the tournament.
Pat
Now, is this Jack's famous?
Mike
No, that's Arnold Palmer's. Oh, this is Jax. Yes. This is where The Bear Trap.
Pat
The Bear Trap? Yeah, the water. The last three holes.
Mike
Yeah.
Pat
So.
Mike
And he was playing great up until then. All of a sudden he played like a amateur.
Pat
That's why they call it the Bear Trap. We have some people trying to communicate with you here. Okay. And anyway, that's. Was wind blowing anything? Just hit the ball?
Mike
No, he just. He said he lost the feeling in my hands.
Pat
Wow. Yeah, he's had quite a career.
Mike
He hasn't won since the Open.
Pat
Really? Well, he's been there, he's been close, but he's, you know, he was.
Mike
He lived there now. That's his home course, where he hit
Pat
it in the water.
Mike
I believe he's in that area. Palm Beach.
Pat
That's. Yeah, that.
Mike
But there weren't any names in this tournament.
Pat
No. What was that? They don't like that golf course or what? I don't know.
Mike
It was.
Pat
It.
Mike
The tournament had a cut, maybe. The big guys love the tournaments that don't have cuts.
Pat
Yeah, the designated. So I looked at the top 10 and I said, who are these guys? This Echeveria. I had not heard of him.
Mike
You didn't? I don't watch Saturday Night Live, but I did watch the beginning Saturday so I could see the Hughes boys.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
And it was well done. They brought out the Hughes boys and then two girls from the Olympic team too.
Pat
Okay. But Hillary Knight from here, right? Yeah.
Mike
I don't know who they were, but I'm thinking, well, it's midnight in New York. He's got a game at 4:00 Sunday. Yeah. Leopold had to use his jet for that. Right? I mean, there had to be. He had to come back immediately.
Pat
I think you're right. If I'm a season ticket holder, I'm unhappy I went to the game. I don't want him. Yeah, I don't want. Although they do tape it earlier in the day.
Joe
No, see, that's what I thought too, Pat.
Mike
It's live. It's live.
Pat
I know they call it live, but I think they.
Mike
No, it's live.
Pat
Taping live.
Mike
It's live.
Joe
You know, I'm going to look that up because I, I thought the same thing, Pat, but I was thoroughly chastised by both.
Pat
Saturday Night Live. I guess it be live then. Right?
Mike
I don't know where Jack played, but he was there too. And he's a, he's a clever marketer of himself because he ain't putting that tooth back in.
Pat
Oh really?
Mike
That tooth was out.
Joe
Okay.
Pat
He has those guys play with. Who is it? Washington. Washington. Washington. I don't.
Mike
Who? Jack.
Pat
Yeah.
Mike
Plays for New Jersey.
Pat
New Jersey.
Joe
All right, so There is an 8pm dress rehearsal. Some of these segments, including the pre processed recordings are done earlier. But yes, the show is still live at 11:30pm Eastern for this.
Mike
So there he is.
Joe
All right. You were right.
Mike
He's got a 4:00 clock game.
Joe
Yes, well, the whole, the whole team played like they were on Saturday Night Live.
Mike
They played poorly, losing to the Lowly Blues.
Pat
We got all fired up to beat the ABs right out of the shoe,
Mike
right out of the chute.
Pat
We're now owing two.
Mike
Then you went to Utah and lost.
Pat
Ah boy, they were. Utah's got a decent car. I was in the car listening to Tom Reed and the play by play guy was pretty good. Boy, he can follow the puck, that guy.
Joe
Joe o', Donnell, Is that his name?
Pat
Yeah, he's pretty good. But they were a little down on the fellas. They were down three zero and it could have been four. Oh, they called him. They took a goal away from Utah and then we scored on a power play. We took a goal for offsides. Otherwise it's 4:0 in the middle of the second period.
Mike
They did not look good yesterday. No, but I'm not worried.
Pat
We're not worried. We're going to get crochet.
Mike
You want to. You want a deep run? You want a deep run.
Pat
He's going to get a guy to win face offs.
Mike
Who? Billy.
Pat
He's going to get this, this Olympian, this Trojek. He's going to get him. He's going to give up a couple of more number ones. He's good. He. Now we're not going to have a number one until 2052, but do you
Mike
think the mindset is they want to win the whole thing this year? Yes, the whole thing.
Pat
Yes, yes. If you beat the ABs, why not? Yeah, you're going to play the ABs in the second round.
Joe
You know, somebody made a good Point. If the Olympics had been set up the way the NHL playoffs are set up, you know, because you play the teams in your US Would have beat. Played Canada, you know, like the semifinals or whatever, it wouldn't have been a final game.
Pat
Well, and let's face it, not having the Ruskies there takes a little of the fun out of us.
Mike
Faber, Boldy and Hughes ought to be put on mandated house arrest and made to sleep for a couple days.
Pat
Yes, that's true. I agree with you. That's, you know, they, they too much. Too much partying.
Mike
Well, they win the thing on Sunday. Yeah. And they just live it up. They're really drinking the beer.
Pat
It's fine. They won. But I beaten Canada. Ain't like beating the Russians.
Mike
Then they go to Miami. Yeah. Then they go to the State of the Union.
Pat
Then he comes home, is still talking. That's the worst. They should have said, we're only coming to the State of the Union if you leave it to 45 minutes.
Mike
Talk for a long time.
Pat
Two and a half hours, you jackass. You know how long did it. I turned it on at the 156 mark and he was like lounging on the. On the stand there and said, there's Billy Schwartz. He fought in World War I, you know, and gonna give him a medal.
Joe
I used your. I stole your line on Twitter, by the way. And he's still on the air like Mackie and Judd when they had the four hour.
Mike
Where do you stand on the Iran situation?
Pat
Oh, boy. I don't know.
Mike
Let's get our attitude.
Pat
I don't know. This isn't. You know, we're just going to. Nettie wanted us to do it, so he said okay. Nettie's been asking presidents to do this for about 15 years. He finally found one who said yes. I don't know. Donald is a much more independent than he was the first time around. He's kind of doing what he wants to do.
Mike
Well, Congress should get involved occasionally.
Pat
They should. And they're supposed to have the. But that's gone out the window 20 years ago. You know, the idea that you need congressional approval for a war. I think the problem is if we get congressional approval, everybody knows what's going on. We want to sneak up on them, don't we?
Mike
Well, that's what we brought up today. I don't care. You still got to have it.
Pat
Well, at least once it starts, you got to say okay.
Mike
Yeah, well, anyway, what are you going to do?
Pat
You're expensive, though. A war is Expensive. We already lost three jets to our colleagues.
Mike
Friendly fire.
Pat
The Kati Kis. I didn't even know they had a. A gun to shoot us down with. And they got three of us. Y. How'd the pilots all live?
Mike
They ejected.
Pat
Just ejected when it got hit. Man. I wonder what each one of them babies cost.
Mike
A couple mil,
Pat
I'm sure. What? I don't know. We're. We don't. I wish that, you know, if you. If you were going to start a war, that you. You might not want to have your big party at Mar A Laga tonight. But what the hell, you know, That's. You know.
Mike
And then announce it from your house.
Pat
Yeah. Usually you'd back to Washington to say, yes, we're starting a war. But, hey, we. We got a. We got a pretty good party at Maralonga tonight.
Mike
So now, what is that drink? That's a new one.
Pat
It's Celsius.
Mike
You like that stuff?
Pat
That's okay.
Joe
Yeah.
Mike
You like it better than Diet Coke?
Pat
No, but I've already had two or three today, so.
Joe
Jesus, those are energy drinks.
Pat
No, not these.
Joe
Yes, they are.
Pat
Oh, yeah. No, but I haven't had two or three of these. I had a couple of Diet Cokes. Oh, okay. I wanted to switch because the Diet Coke gets. Gets a guy full of air, you know?
Mike
Well, you get the Royce. You like Gas attack.
Pat
That's right. You get the Racing Light Gas attack.
Mike
You were terribly pleased with the Gophers beating ucla, huh?
Pat
That was amazing, considered. I looked it up, and when they got beat 83 to 60 by Missouri in the third game of the season, this Grove played six minutes, Reynolds played 18, and Durkin played 14. Now, these guys are all iron men. You know what's really fun, though? This Grove kid from Alexandria, he was gonna be like the ninth man. He's playing every minute. And then if we're fortunate, he'll get fouled. And then we could. Then he goes to the line. I said, it's like watching a penalty shot in hockey goes to the freezer line.
Mike
Bang,
Pat
clatters around. You can hear it a block away. It's unbelievable. The kid. The kid the other night, yesterday, or where they won Saturday, no points, played 38 minutes, but that's damn near impossible. Six rebounds, seven assists and three steals. Just. He only took, like two shots.
Joe
So help me refresh my memory. Is that the first time they've played UCLA since the tournament
Pat
and first time at home since 69 or 7? No, they played him last year. They beat him out there.
Joe
Oh, that's right. What am I thinking?
Pat
Yeah, they went two and oh, remember on the.
Joe
That's right.
Pat
Two and oh, on the California swing and.
Joe
That's right.
Pat
He might save his job. And then they won about one game after that.
Mike
Is Nico Medved the real deal?
Pat
I think so.
Joe
I do, too.
Mike
He gets so excited for those guys.
Joe
Plus, he's got a good track record. He had a good team at Colorado State.
Mike
He says interesting things about him. You know, he's very impressed that they're doing this with everybody's in a cast.
Pat
And I talked to him on the phone after the. When they were. After they got hammered by Washington and his goal, and he thought that Crocker Johnson was hurt, and he was. And he said, I just hope we can figure out a way to win two and stay out of having to play the first day.
Joe
Sure.
Pat
You know, and since then they were. They're three and ones since then, you know.
Mike
When's the tournament?
Pat
One more week. And then the Big Ten tournament is next year.
Mike
When is the March Madness announcement thing?
Joe
That's always the Sunday of the Big Ten tournament.
Pat
They won't make that. But there's about 12 tournaments that you can end up in because the Big
Joe
Ten's always around St. Patrick's Day.
Pat
Right.
Mike
The coming Sunday is not the selection
Pat
end of the season. Yes. No, no, no. You got to have the tournament first. Right. The Big Ten tournament. All right, but we. They still got two games left, right?
Joe
I think so.
Pat
And then you got the big. You know, the Big Ten tournament. Joe. We had to. Last year. We only let 14 teams in.
Mike
Yeah.
Pat
People, that was unfair. We didn't give the dogs a chance. So now they got the dogs playing on Tuesday.
Joe
You're kidding.
Pat
Thing goes Tuesday to Sunday.
Mike
Now is that tomorrow or next Tuesday?
Joe
A week. A week from Tuesday.
Pat
But you got. Boy, they'll pack a man. You got 15 playing 18 and 16 playing seven.
Joe
And you know who would drag me there? My dad.
Pat
Dad thing. Oh, you probably get into that obsession for eight bucks or something.
Joe
Dad, I don't want to watch Maryland play Rutgers. I don't want to watch that.
Pat
And. And then we have to play the next round. But the women missed two rounds, right? They. They got in the final. They top four, so they got in the top four, so they don't have to play the first two rounds. And they're. They're. If they win a game down there, or maybe they're going to end up hosting a first. Second round here at Williams Arena. Okay, So I don't think it'll be like when Lindsay and McDonald when they filled it up. But they. So I looked this up.
Joe
They.
Pat
They were tied 70 to 70 and they made eight straight free throws to win the game. So our Girls are shooting 75.3% on free throws and our boys are shooting 68 on free throws. And the, and I looked it up. The Lakes shot free throws better than the Timberwolves.
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Pat
The ball's a little smaller, but it's still no excuse for the free throw.
Joe
I found a pitcher that both of you guys are going to be fans of. We're going to go to Clemson. Did you guys see this over the weekend?
Pat
No.
Joe
Clemson has a pretty good baseball program.
Pat
Yes.
Joe
Their pitcher, his name is Michael Charman. He threw a complete game on 78 pitches. He threw 11 balls in nine innings.
Mike
Can we get him?
Joe
I said this is Joe and Pat's guy. Oh yeah. He threw 67 of 78 strikes. That guy is a pitcher.
Pat
Yes, that is. That is what we like to see. Oh, for sure.
Mike
Twins are a little short on pitching.
Pat
Oh boy. Especially now that. Now, now that. Who else?
Joe
Well, Ryan's got the bad back and Festa's hurt.
Pat
Ryan's pitching but. Right. I think Ryan's got the bad attitude. I think he either wanted to get traded or get a multi year contract and he just ended up having to go to arbitration.
Joe
Really? Well, yeah, that's right. They did take him to arbitration. I forgot about that.
Mike
Did he win?
Pat
I think they beat him. Oh, I don't remember. I think they beat him. Yeah. Which is not a victory you really want.
Joe
No, that's not something you do to your all star pitcher. That's not.
Pat
Honest to God, Joe. It's going to be. It's going to be 1982. That's bad. It's going to be 1982.
Mike
Oh man. Shades of 82.
Pat
Oh, but I would like to see him get another left handed hitting outfielder. I'd give him an eight. What the hell? What do we got these guys? What do we got? Outman for the aptly named Outman.
Joe
Did you see the road that he took of that ball against Boston?
Pat
Why do they keep playing him? The Dodgers? You know he had a good year like three years ago as a rookie. Yeah, he was just awful for two years. And they, they, they're playing him every day like he's going to offer them something.
Joe
They were at. Is it. It's JetBlue, right? That's the name of the boss. Okay. They were at JetBlue. He's in center field because Buxton went to go with Team USA and it was a fly story. Hits a fly ball and he's running around like he's on my 11U team. Just catch the ball.
Pat
But yeah, he. I don't want to offend anyone at my newspaper. No, I'm not the kind of guy to do that.
Mike
He never would.
Pat
Never would. But we no longer have anybod in Florida. Okay. Bobby Nightingale, who's great, is home for like three weeks and then he's going back for a week. So we don't, we are not at spring training with anybody.
Mike
Lavelle is not there.
Pat
Well, the Val's going, but it's on what we jokingly refer to as pto, which is preferred time off or something.
Mike
Paid time off.
Pat
Paid time off. So he's going to go down and socialize, but he's not gonna work. So we got. But we did have two people at the combine.
Mike
Why at the combine? The football combine. Who cares?
Pat
Oh, God, who cares? I breezed by it a couple of times and these people are sitting there. Oh, he looks kind of. How much combine have you watched in 30 years?
Mike
None.
Pat
Well, I'd say I watched six minutes.
Mike
Okay, that's six minutes ahead of me.
Pat
What are we watching? Some guy. Oh, he ran fast. So what, you know. Well, you know, it drives me nuts.
Joe
Will likes to watch Sports center in the morning before we head off to school.
Pat
Oh, half of it's combine and he
Joe
had the, the Greenberg show, the get up show or whatever that that came on. It was not Olympics, it was not NBA. It was not spring training.
Pat
It was.
Joe
They had six guys on the split screen from Indianapolis giving you an opinion. I thought, I like football just as much as the next guy.
Pat
But quarterback from Abilene, Christian looked pretty cool. Wow.
Joe
I couldn't believe it.
Mike
Is this for people who are drafted?
Joe
Yes.
Mike
If you've drafted him, then you already know how fast he runs.
Joe
That are going to be drafted. They're coming to the draft.
Mike
God almighty.
Pat
But, but it's just on constantly and you know, they're trying to act excited, the people on the panel, but they're bored to tears. You can tell. They just want to Go out and drink afterwards.
Joe
The steak. What is it called?
Pat
Steak joint. That's the one where Sean Payton gave parcels the bill for, like, 300 bucks for a bottle of wine or something like that. There's one steak joint in town that they. All the big shots go to. And Indy.
Mike
Have you ever been in Toledo?
Pat
Yes, a couple of times.
Mike
Did you ever hear of a steakhouse there called Mansys? No.
Pat
Is it supposed to be fantastic?
Mike
I'm reading a book about the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
And the Captain McSorley.
Pat
Okay.
Mike
That's where he died, because he lived in Toledo, and he said. And it was one of the greatest.
Pat
Well, one time I was there. This was sad.
Mike
I've never been to Toledo.
Pat
One time I was there. This is sad. Wick's first wife, who died, was from Toledo, and that's where the funeral was. But. And then I was there another time doing something on the Twins.
Mike
Well, they had the Mud Hens. Yeah, that was a Twins team.
Pat
Twins team. But then now, for years, it's been a Tigers team, too. And I was in there. Something to do with the Tigers, and I'm not sure what, but. Yeah, it's an old town, man. Old manufacturing town. I don't know. Did they have. Did they make cars there? One time.
Mike
There must have been a steel plant there because the Fitzgerald unloaded a lot of stuff there.
Pat
So they're that close to the water.
Mike
Well, they're just due south of Detroit, but in that southwest corner of Lake Erie. They must be on the water. The lake must be. Right.
Pat
There must be a port there, then. I guess so. Yeah.
Mike
But I thought for sure you would have.
Pat
70 miles, is it?
Mike
Yeah, I thought for sure you would have seen the Mud Hens a few times.
Pat
I did go there once, too, for. For a piece, and I. I can't remember what it was, but I remember making the drive and was shocked how fast you could get there. It was like an hour or something.
Mike
What are the Vikings gonna do? Are we getting rid of McCarthy?
Pat
No, we weren't getting rid of them, I don't think. But, hell, they can't get rid of them because it causes too much conversation. Right. What would we be talking about if we Weren't worried about McCarthy?
Joe
I'm starting to get the feeling that they're gonna sign Robin Rogers.
Pat
Yeah.
Mike
Oh, no, that's.
Joe
I'm getting that feeling.
Pat
Oh, that'd be fun.
Joe
Oh, hell, yeah.
Pat
Yeah, it'd be. It'd be fun. And maybe 43.
Mike
He doesn't have it, though.
Pat
He's not he won't pass deeper than from you me to the garage Logic sign over here anymore. He won't throw it. He doesn't like to throw it down the field. But he'd be interesting. Man. He's a weird duck.
Mike
Well, that part would be terribly fun.
Pat
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Joe
Wonder get an ayahuasca sponsorship and a whole deal. It'd be great.
Pat
Why wasn't that. Why wasn't the NFL concerned about that? Isn't that the same thing as marijuana? Well, I think marijuana is probably legal now, though, right? Yeah. In the NFL?
Joe
I would think so.
Pat
You can. You can smoke it if you got it. I would think.
Joe
Yeah.
Pat
Remember when we.
Mike
But he'd go to South.
Pat
That was a big scandal.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Pat
We caught two members of the Padres smoking marijuana.
Joe
Remember the night. Speaking of the draft, what was the guy? Laramie Tunsil, with the. With the gas.
Pat
Yeah, with the gas mask. He's still in the league. Great career. But they. They came up.
Joe
Draft night comes around. He was supposed to be the top pick, maybe even number one overall,
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Pat
he could get more of the smoke. But I think he's a Pro Bowler.
Joe
Oh, yeah. He's been a good player. Where?
Pat
Dallas or something?
Joe
No, he was drafted by the Dolphins and they trade him to Houston.
Pat
When he was doing it, it was still.
Joe
It was illegal then. Yeah.
Pat
I mean, is it. Are there states where it's still illegal now?
Joe
I think so. There's got to be. I don't think every.
Mike
Doesn't Rogers do the weird deal where he goes to South America and they eat leaves or something or.
Pat
Well, yes. What was his girlfriend's name?
Joe
Well, he's married now.
Pat
Yeah, but she's been private compared to all his other girlfriends. But this one was like little bird or something. The one bird, Bird, sky or some damn thing. His girlfriend in Costa Rica. What was her name?
Joe
I'm trying to look it up here. You're gonna have to give me a second here.
Pat
He. You know what he did about it? You know what he. He had those girlfriends. You know what he did, too? He always left them mad. They didn't like him at the end. Danica Patrick didn't. She introduced him to the one that he ended up dumping her for. You know, the actress.
Mike
Maybe they didn't like Green Bay.
Joe
Yeah, Charlene Woodley.
Pat
That's not Charlene. No, no, no. Charlene was a. Was. Is an actress. And she's the one that he started dating after Danica introduced him to her. Yeah.
Joe
All I'm seeing is Mallory Edens.
Pat
No, no, no, no. And I'm just put in their Costa Rica girlfriend. Yep.
Joe
Aaron Rodgers girlfriend in Costa Rica. And apparently there was a girl by the name of Brittany, but they also
Pat
referred to her as Sky Bird. Sky. Some goofy name.
Joe
Skyrizi. It's just saying Britney, that's all I can see.
Mike
Speaking of Skyrizi, you can't avoid all these medical pill ads that are on TV all the time. I don't know what they're for. There's. There's so many.
Joe
Well, the Sky Ridge, if you take
Mike
Trafalga, you'll be dancing in the park. And what the hell are these things?
Pat
18 seconds they tell you about all
Mike
the ways you're gonna die, and then
Pat
for 40 seconds, they tell you why it's gonna. To kill you. You know what?
Mike
There's so many of them, you'll be
Pat
drooling and you'll be mentally deficient, but
Joe
your skin will look great.
Mike
I don't get it. I think Sky Rizzy's one of them.
Pat
Be careful if you have to walk hunched over. You know, it's unbelievable. It's 30. It's 20 seconds a man. This will help you.
Joe
And you know who'd endorse it? Rookie.
Pat
Oh, God, yes. Yes, he would. It is. You know who's got too much money? Drug Liberty Mutual.
Mike
Yeah, Liberty.
Pat
Every ad. Every third ad on every show in America is Liberty. Mitchell, stop having so many ads. You won't have to charge people so
Joe
much money for their insurance.
Pat
God almighty.
Mike
That. Note that and the. The guy with the ostrich.
Joe
That's what Pat's talking about. That's Liberty Mutual.
Mike
That's Liberty, isn't it? Also, the two that are sitting by the Statue of Liberty, That's Liberty.
Pat
You're right.
Mike
They got too much money and is.
Pat
Now, what's the one where the guy tells the other guy to stop interfering? That's on. Is that Liberty?
Mike
That's progressive.
Pat
Progressive. And that one is on constantly, too.
Joe
Although the campaign of don't become your parents was pretty good.
Pat
Yeah, well, it's still underway. Yeah, it's underway and it's on constantly. I mean, those two companies are sponsoring television as we know it.
Joe
Yes.
Pat
Unbelievable. I will say that the. Yeah, the progressive one is a good idea, but they. They beat you to death.
Mike
That's the one where they got the gal.
Joe
Flow.
Mike
Flow.
Joe
Yeah, that's progressive.
Mike
Okay. That's great.
Pat
Flo's got. Got pushed aside. I believe Flo's got.
Mike
Oh, I see her all the time.
Pat
I'm thinking. I'M thinking of the one don't become your parents. Which one's that?
Joe
That's also progressive, I believe.
Pat
God Almighty. They spent a lot of money. What?
Joe
So I was going to bring something up really quick. Did you see what happened to my Mavs over the weekend? We won the McNaughton cup again.
Pat
I saw that.
Joe
And they were. It was an unexpected victory. They didn't have the actual trophy, so they carried her out on the ice. A cardboard cut out of the trophy.
Pat
Where you went in at? Where was the game?
Joe
It was at. It was, Wasn't it at MS?
Mike
It was these 5pm deadlines are ruining.
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Mike
You don't know who wins anything anymore.
Pat
Did you see our Sunday paper?
Mike
Yeah.
Pat
Four pages had nothing to do with anything that happened Saturday.
Mike
I don't get it. Do they want us all to be online?
Pat
They want us all to be. They. I don't know what they want. I don't know what they want, but I. I know that I. Look, now here's the problem. You look at the website, okay? There's nothing in the paper. So you look at the website Sunday morning. We still don't have the baseball score from Saturday.
Mike
Well, the Wild played at 4:00 clock yesterday. Wasn't in the paper.
Pat
4:00'? Clock? Yeah, yesterday. Our deadlines are. And yours are probably the same. 5:00 clock for sports.
Mike
Well, that's not.
Pat
But on Saturdays, for the Sunday paper, it's 1:30. You can push it to 2 if you want. So once in a while, if the Gophers kick off at 11:05, you can get it in the paper. But it's. We're, you know what the rest of the sections, okay, the news and stuff. I mean, if a war breaks out after four o' clock on Saturday, you won't have any info on it. But.
Joe
So Joe, I got. Okay. Yeah, they did win it at home over the weekend. I just saw the tweet. I didn't. I did not go to the game.
Pat
But hey, if they didn't, why was an unexpected.
Joe
They didn't have it in the arena, apparently. I don't know because I know they won it last year.
Pat
But what I'm saying is, why were
Joe
they the home team if it was still regular season? Right? Because.
Pat
Oh, the regular. Oh, I see. So the playoffs start this week.
Joe
In fact, Joe, my Mavs are the one seed. Your Tommies are the two seed.
Pat
Yes.
Joe
In the ccha.
Mike
They're going to play each other.
Joe
Not until they get to the final.
Pat
Tommy's had an O2 weekend. Otherwise they would have been one. Okay.
Joe
You got to get to that arena, by the way. I was there on Thursday night. That's a great. They did a really nice job with that arena. Yeah, I haven't been there for hockey, just basketball.
Pat
Hockey's been doing well. But where'd you park?
Joe
In the ramp, right next to the.
Pat
Oh, you got in there. Yeah.
Joe
And it wasn't. I mean, they had a good crowd and the ramp wasn't terribly full.
Mike
I don't think the neighborhood uproar has panned out.
Pat
No, it hasn't.
Mike
I think things have been calm.
Joe
Well, you can get in and out of that ramp over there.
Pat
You know, it's not. Yeah, it's that, you know, it's. Yeah, I don't think it. I see. The signs are no longer there. They've given up. Yeah, for the most part.
Joe
Well, at this point, what good does the sign good?
Pat
I don't know.
Joe
They built the damn place.
Pat
They just want you to know they're unhappy.
Joe
They want to shame you. Parking.
Mike
They ever create a permit situation?
Pat
The neighbors, I don't know what they were trying. But, you know, it still remains. Now, when you were a student there, you didn't drive over, did you Drive.
Joe
His car got stolen.
Pat
Your car got stolen in St. Thomas?
Mike
It did one time. Not at St. Thomas, in front of the house we were staying in. A bunch of guys were living in his house and the morons washed my car get stolen and told me when I got back, I think your car got taken. Yeah, thanks a lot.
Pat
One of those claptrap houses over on the other side.
Mike
Portland or.
Pat
Yeah, thank you. Well, I appreciate that ramp or, you know, the other parking over there. Because it beats when you go to a football game in the past and you have to mark, walk, park on Marshall Avenue and hump it over there by five blocks. It's not good. And then we got the G. McGiver Memorial parking spot. The former SID who never paid for parking in his life over there. They charged, you know, the employees had to pay. Gene always parked in Creighton till 3 o' clock in the afternoon, then moved it and then put it back on Creighton at 6:00'. Clock. But you have to. There's. That's. That's always been a quite, quite the struggle to find that spot.
Mike
We're getting to the scooter season here. I could see a game in warm enough weather to take the scooter over there. You could put that anywhere.
Joe
Hey, this weekend. Yeah, take it in this Weekend. Aren't they playing? They're playing Lake Superior State in hockey.
Mike
I need a Saturday night ticket.
Joe
All right.
Pat
Well, no, the women's. The women. The women's. The woman's are there for the WCHA semifinals and finals on Friday and Saturday or Saturday and Sunday.
Joe
Well, this says March 6th through 8th. So are they doing Friday? Because it's the best of three.
Pat
Maybe the. Maybe the men play at one in
Joe
the afternoon and then the women will play after that. Okay.
Pat
Because the Gophers play Ohio State there. Abby Murphy, my gal Abby Murphy, who just set the all time Gopher record for goals scored, is playing against Ohio State, coached by Nadine Muzarel, who held the record for most gold scores.
Mike
What does St. Thomas do with the ice sheet when there's a basketball game? Just put the boards right on the ice.
Pat
They covered it up and you can't tell. It's pretty good. But you know what they have, Joe? They got the practice hockey rink at the main level, and then above that they have two basketball arenas. One for the men practice arenas, one for the men and one for the
Mike
women above the main floor arena.
Pat
Yep. Now they got.
Mike
I got to get in there. Yeah.
Joe
I got Friday night at 7 and Saturday night at 7 against Lake Superior State at Lee and Penny Anderson Arena.
Pat
Look up the WCHA women.
Joe
Okay? And you were right, Pat. They lost Friday to Bemidji, then tied Bemidji on Saturday.
Pat
You know who the Bemidji coach still is? Tom Serratore.
Joe
Really?
Pat
And if you want to have fun, and I'm always threatening to do this, Frank is the Air Force coach. And Frank is also a coach and one of the funniest son of a guns that ever lived. And they say if you ever want to have fun, go to the Serratore family reunion on the range in July and hear these guys telling stories. It's unbelievable. And I don't think Frank had a very good year this year at Air Force.
Joe
So I'm trying to find the women's schedule. It's not on the website.
Pat
You know what I got to do?
Mike
I'll just call over there. I need a press pass.
Joe
Well, there you go. You'll be chronicling the event.
Pat
Yeah, my gal Kelsey will take care of you. I'll text you Kelsey's phone number.
Mike
You'll forget, so I'll bother you to text me, okay?
Pat
You think I'll forget, huh?
Mike
I know you will.
Pat
Memory like a steel trap. I feel like there's something we should be talking about, but I don't really?
Joe
Let's see. We got spring training done, we covered the.
Mike
Is almost over.
Joe
Well, plus it's weird with the.
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What?
Pat
March 24th is their last game.
Joe
Yeah, because I was looking.
Pat
That might be.
Mike
I guess it's.
Pat
That's one of those. When they leave on noon or something, they play it early and leave.
Joe
Yeah.
Pat
Boy, oh boy, it's going to be lonely over there. 17 home games in April.
Mike
That's ridiculous. Yeah.
Pat
How do you think they'll pack them in for those babies?
Mike
That's a shame when you don't have a club that's going to be in the hunt.
Pat
Yes, that's true. That's true.
Mike
If you were in the hunt. But you could get away with it.
Pat
You know what, too? It was. It was better when they were lousy and Calvin ran the club. Yeah, because Calvin didn't try to tell you.
Mike
He didn't promise you anything.
Pat
He'd be great. He'd say, these guys all stank, you know, I gotta get rid of them. I hate. You know, the best. The best PR move in the history of mankind. They move into a new stadium. 1982. It's our new stadium. He watches it for two weeks and trades everybody. Smalley, Weidiger, Corbin. He starts dumping them. Dumping them. New stadium. They drew 915,000.
Joe
Well, for the whole year.
Pat
First year at the metronome, they drew 915,000. I believe part of that, though, was that.
Mike
That was such a dump.
Pat
Yes, it was. You pointed out a couple of times.
Mike
I did. I didn't like that building. No, I really didn't like that building.
Joe
Anti. You were. Anti.
Mike
I was.
Pat
I've been getting some heat about threatening to retire after the Ryder Cup. And now the next Ryder Cup's coming to town. Yeah. Somebody. The other day, they announced that there's
Joe
going to be a. I saw this. It was Guardsy.
Pat
They're going to have the 1945. They're going back to Toledo, right? For the Gulf. The Invertus.
Mike
1945.
Joe
2045.
Mike
2045.
Pat
They're going back. And he sent out that Ricey has announced his retirement after. He's going to retire after that U.S. open at Inverness. You know what? I'd be two years younger than Sid if I didn't.
Mike
It could happen. It could happen.
Pat
It lasted until 1945. I'd be two years younger than Sid. And Sid had a good excuse for retirement. He died.
Joe
And he still had a column.
Pat
Yes, he did. He still had a column after death.
Joe
Wasn't that your line? I don't believe or no, was it. Who was it that joined that said, I don't believe he's dead? He had a column on Sunday, right,
Mike
that had to be checked. He had to check and see if he was really dead.
Pat
Well, the only guy to die at 100 and a half. And everybody was shocked.
Mike
Well, he defied that whole medical deal about old people cannot survive breaking their hip. No, he survived that just fine.
Pat
Oh, yeah, I went over and visited him and he was kind of tucked up in there. But the greatest prank ever, Bobby Hagan through the Vikings. They had gotten beat 30 to nothing that Sunday when he was in the hospital with the broken tip to the Colts, right?
Joe
Was it the Colts?
Pat
Just the worst performance ever. Bobby, about Tuesday, when he knew Sid was going to survive, brought him a signed football from the. He had the team sign. This is for Houston. Now, it had already been signed, but he said that he had him sign it after the game.
Joe
Did you have the game ball?
Pat
And I would have.
Joe
Have.
Pat
I would have paid to be in there. See his reaction to that, 30 to nothing.
Joe
Oh, and it was at home, right? It was a whole game.
Pat
It was a hope. The worst performance ever in the history of the Dome. And he came and gave him the ball. Unbelievable. That's. Anyway, you know, are you gonna. We gotta. We gotta get you to a hockey game. When they start taking it seriously again here.
Mike
I think his brothers.
Pat
You got to go see Quinn Hughes in person.
Mike
I do. I do.
Pat
You never seen anything like it. The way you positioned.
Joe
Wait, I thought you were going to go. When the kid came to town that you're a fan of the celebrity kid Macklin.
Mike
Celebrity.
Pat
How much do they love him in Canada that He's on the one line? He's on the number one line for 30 minutes.
Mike
Did Bedard play for the Canada Olympic team?
Pat
No, the. Apparently Crosby did. Crosby, who was the captain with a lot of influence was bad because Bedard didn't play in the Four Nations Cup. So he. Now that was the Canadian rumor. But Crosby denies that. But they didn't have Bedard on that team. And there was. There was some reason for it and. But, you know, somebody in Canada reported that it was Crosby who blacklisted him. But I. He felt like the guys who made a commitment to the Four nations cup the year before should blah, blah, blah. But now they finally got a system where they're going to have what, an Olympics. Then two years later, they're going to have a World cup or something. So every other year they're going to have an international event, because these are. That four nations cup came out out of nowhere and, you know, so these guys had to play back to back. Four Nations Cup. Did that happen during this. That happened during the season?
Mike
I think so, yeah. I got to get to see Quinn. I got to get to see that St. Thomas Arena.
Pat
Yeah, St. Thomas Arena. We can. That. That.
Mike
The Lee and Penny Anderson Arena.
Joe
Yes, Sir.
Pat
I think 90. I think they gave him 90.
Mike
I know Lee and Penny.
Pat
Do you. Army guy, a West Pointer man.
Mike
Well, but he's also the premier boat collector and.
Pat
Oh, really, the world.
Mike
And he also, just for the hell of it, he wins Pebble Beach Concord d' Elegance car.
Pat
Really?
Mike
He had a car put together for that? Yeah.
Pat
So what. Oh, for the car show. Where's the. Where's. Where did Lee become somewhat prosperous?
Mike
I think that. Well, in the construction business. But I think it started with those fire hydrant. What do you call it.
Joe
It.
Mike
What do you call sprinklers. The sprinkler systems, I think.
Pat
I think that was a valuable thing. If your house falls, you know, starts on fire.
Mike
He's a hell of a guy.
Pat
He is.
Mike
Went to West Point all of a guy.
Joe
Is he?
Pat
You know, I think. I think Deenhardt got him interested in St. Thomas. I think Denard. Well, kind of.
Mike
They got the whole training building was his, wasn't it?
Pat
Oh, yeah, yeah. Finance the student union deal or two in the previous. The previous arena, which is still there. And then the student union, which I was opposed to because it took out that nice parking lot. Right.
Mike
No parking.
Pat
Every year when I go to Caruso's sign football players thing, I raise my hand and say, any. Any chance we're going to tear down that building and get that parking lot? Any word on the parking lot? That parking lot. Remember going into that parking lot and driving around it like 300 times, hoping somebody backed out. You know, it was right next to the football stadium in the arena.
Mike
Was right on the corner of Cretan Thomas.
Pat
Yeah, that's right where they put the student union. Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Pat
It's a hell of a building, though, the student union. God, that place is booming, man. They got over 6,000.
Mike
Well, they want two more blocks. They're talking about the two blocks south of the campus. That would be. Would be grand. And then. Are they going to summit in grand?
Pat
They're trying to buy the land.
Mike
I don't know if they're trying to buy it or what.
Joe
Well, the residents will be okay with that, right?
Pat
Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah. I mean, they Got all of this on 82 acres. That is counting across the street. 82 acres is, you know, because when I was out to Harvard to see him play St. Thomas, that kind of fascinated me that Harvard is built on 5,000 acres and they're built on 82.
Mike
So there's still no new word on a football stadium, is there?
Pat
They're not going to, they're not going to upgrade for football. This is it. They're going to play in that non scholarship. It's to go, it's millions to go up to what league? Even the league that North Dakota State was in, they'd love to get him in that league, but they're not going to that. They're going to keep playing in this non conference league, in this non scholarship league. And if they fly around a country. But what they do is like when they go to San Diego to play a football game, they get a bunch of California alums and they, they wine and dine them and you know, they're so and so, it's not all that bad because they, they can get alums and when they go on these trips and, and try to get a little money out of them. So. All right, all right.
Joe
Can you sell us a car before we go, sir?
Pat
Certainly would like to see my guy Brett Paul out at the valley group of GM dealers. That is on 147th and Cedar. You go straight out there. Tremendous number of Buick SUVs, prices, low interest rates, high factory rebates. And Brett and his financial people will make sure it happens for you. I have dealt with the Valley Group for 15, 16, I don't know my last five, six cars. It's been fantastic. The financial people make the numbers work for you. These Volvo SUV's come in all shapes and sizes. They're fantastic. The valley group of GM dealers, Buick SUVs, GMC trucks. You can't beat it. They sent me a.
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Garage Logic: “MNST: Souch Wants Hughes, Faber, and Boldy to Stay Home and Sleep for a Couple of Days!!”
March 3, 2026
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In this lively and classic Garage Logic episode, “The Mayor” Joe Soucheray is joined by Pat, Mike, and a rotating cast as they cover the latest in Minnesota sports, everyday life, and their signature rants about common sense, nostalgia, and the quirks of Gumption County. This episode’s through-line: Joe’s plea for Hughes, Faber, and Boldy to “stay home and sleep for a couple of days” after an exhausting run of hockey, travel, and celebrations. From misadventures in hockey and golf, to the state of Minnesota print journalism and the eternal frustrations of the Minnesota Twins, the gang takes listeners on a wandering, insightful, and frequently hilarious journey through everything on their minds this week.
The episode blends nostalgic storytelling, playful ribbing, and sharp sports insights with the classic Garage Logic blend of dry wit, old-school skepticism, and Gumption County common sense. Each host’s personality shines through—Joe’s affable moderation, Pat’s fiery rants, Mike’s dry humor—making for an engaging and meandering listen that feels like sitting in on a lively roundtable at your favorite neighborhood coffee shop.
This summary should give non-listeners a thorough, engaging sense of the episode’s structure, major topics, and the tone that makes Garage Logic a Minnesota mainstay.