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Patrick Ricey
I think I fell into a black hole. Okay, I'm clicking.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Last night, okay, I see Vegas and Anaheim playing hockey outside. I click to another station. I see Vegas and Anaheim playing inside. What was.
John Randall
Here's our problem.
Patrick Ricey
Something happened.
John Randall
Here's our problem on the. With all these streaming services and all of. When you go on the YouTube channel. YouTube is my main provider.
Patrick Ricey
Not mine.
John Randall
And they always say live but it ain't. It might be two days ago. It's not. But they don't get rid of the live thing. So you almost have to go look at your phone to see what games are actually being played. Because last night I went Michigan was playing somebody in a basketball game and I watched it for about two minutes and I said wait, I watched this game two days ago. This is the same game I was watching two days ago. So yes, the live sports. If who's you. Who do you use? Who are you still on Comcast?
Patrick Ricey
Me? I got cable.
John Randall
You still got cable? Yeah, I wish I did.
Patrick Ricey
You know both papers will not have a Super bowl story in them on Monday. No. A week from the day you get your paper.
John Randall
We'll give you good coverage on Tuesday.
Patrick Ricey
What the hell.
John Randall
Yeah.
Sports Commentator Dave
You know, I thought about both of you. I was down at my folks house on Saturday and I was reading the Faribault Daily News.
John Randall
Yes.
Sports Commentator Dave
Still producing four papers a week.
John Randall
Wow.
Sports Commentator Dave
And I thought about you guys, especially the pioneer press. You know what I think the key is to making the publication a bit bigger. Selling more ads with more pages.
Patrick Ricey
I do. You gotta have a building bigger font. Bigger font.
Sports Commentator Dave
We should go with like 16 point font.
Patrick Ricey
Oh yeah.
John Randall
I gotta see if I can find this while we're talking here. I gotta see if I can. Somebody sent out building would help too. Dan Winnesota.
Sports Commentator Dave
Yes. Big huge sports talking gl.
Patrick Ricey
He's always on the Twitter.
John Randall
Yeah, he's a historian. So I am in. What. What did we have that was from 55? We had something from.
Patrick Ricey
What are you talking about?
John Randall
There was something that became an issue on Twitter that occurred in 1955. What the hell was it? Oh well, it was met. So anyway he sent out the front page that it was in it from the start. From the Tribune in somewhere January 55.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
John Randall
There are. It's a broadsheet. There's got to be 16 different stories. A little one, including six graffs and the agate on the wrestling matches where the evil Kamilkov brothers won. Somebody got paid off on that one.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah. What was he highlighting?
John Randall
I'd have to go back and look. Damn it.
Sports Commentator Dave
I can look it up. I'll look it up.
John Randall
It became a discussion of 1955.
Patrick Ricey
We had no pro sports here.
John Randall
No. But the Mets stadium was being built, Finished. And. And. Right.
Patrick Ricey
It was ready for play in 56.
John Randall
Okay, well, maybe. Maybe it was 56 then. Maybe I'm wrong when it was. But I gotta. I gotta find it. Okay. Okay. Where the hell's my first. I gotta find Twitter. There's Twitter. There it is. There's Twitter.
Patrick Ricey
Which you're back on against your vow.
John Randall
I know. I had to. By the way, did you ever see the movie Freebie and the bean?
Patrick Ricey
No.
John Randall
It's 52 years ago, but it's got Arkin and James Caan as inept cops in Los Angeles, and it wasn't that good. And there's some sexism and racism and as we would have in the 70s. But there's. There's a 30 second bit of Arkin thinking his wife's cheating on him, and he says, what makes you think that? She said. He said, well, there's a guy down the street that's a gardener and he's got two big dogs. And every time I come home, there's a new tree planted and there's dog poop all over the place and these big holes are dug and it's like 30 seconds of deadpan commentary on why he thinks his wife's having Valerie Harper, who was playing a Spanish gal who was his wife in the thing. But it is 30 seconds that had me giggling.
Patrick Ricey
Okay, but I'm terribly confused now. As long as you brought the Freebie and the Bean up, I'm terribly confused. Why would the guy plant new trees?
John Randall
Because she probably wanted one after she serviced him. No, the guy was a gardener down there. He ran a big gardener plant down the block. He had two big dogs and he'd come home and find a new tree and dog poop all over the place.
Sports Commentator Dave
Okay, Patrick, are you referring to the reply that you send him about Met Stadium opening that year? This is. I see the clip.
John Randall
That's the event.
Sports Commentator Dave
Lakers win 9286. I'm looking at the US upset Canada.
John Randall
It's 56. That is when this day in history.
Sports Commentator Dave
The US upsets Canada 4 Canada.
John Randall
Marouch beat Canada.
Patrick Ricey
Okay.
John Randall
70 years ago. But you should see the makeup. It's like. And then the story goes like this. And then somebody's got a column over on the side.
Sports Commentator Dave
I can give you the headlines. Lakers win 92. 86. U.S. skaters near medals. Boy, the print is really small. Holy cow. Miller. Ticket sales. Get your tickets now. Hamlin beats the Tommy's.
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83.
John Randall
74. Yeah.
Sports Commentator Dave
Heart attack Fatal to ex Black Sox. Weaver.
John Randall
Yeah.
Sports Commentator Dave
Swedish Skater sets new Record. These are all the same.
Patrick Ricey
A lot on the COVID didn't he?
John Randall
Where's the Comicoff Brothers?
Patrick Ricey
Find them.
John Randall
They're down there.
Sports Commentator Dave
Columns.
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Column.
Sports Commentator Dave
What am I doing?
John Randall
Over on the right hand side. The Comicoff brothers continue as Matt Victors.
Patrick Ricey
Matt Victor.
John Randall
Oh, my God.
Sports Commentator Dave
I can barely see the headline.
John Randall
Okay. All right.
Sports Commentator Dave
I'm gonna have to zoom in here.
John Randall
Hang on, guys. You know, they were our partners in the World War II. So it took a little while for us to start hating the Russians.
Patrick Ricey
By then, you're in the heart of the Cold War.
John Randall
Yeah, we hated the Russians, man. The Kolmikov brothers. But where their names were.
Patrick Ricey
Probably Johnson.
John Randall
Yeah, they're probably from Fairbanks. Georgie could tell us. Georgie. I hear from Georgie once in a while. Shire. But it was. It was the ethnic quality of. You know. I've told you that. One of the thrills of my life as a youth. I was maybe 11 years old. We went with my Uncle Frank. My dad went with Uncle Frank.
Patrick Ricey
That's your mom's brother?
John Randall
Yeah. No, my mom's brother in law.
Patrick Ricey
Brother in law.
John Randall
Helen. St. Paul.
Patrick Ricey
Franklin Hillock.
John Randall
Yes. Prominent coach in St. Paul. Everybody.
Patrick Ricey
Mechanic Arts.
John Randall
Coach. Mechanic Arts AD. Everybody knew him. We're at the matches and Vern, where were they held? St. Paul Auditorium. This was a big card. So it wasn't the small arena, it was the St. Paul Auditorium. And I don't know. I think the Japanese gentlemen were the opponents for Kinji Shibuya and somebody else. We didn't like them at all. No. There was still a lot of resentment. Even though we killed half the nation.
Patrick Ricey
That Pearl harbor took a long time to get over.
John Randall
Oh, God. It did. It did.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
John Randall
But the old man, just to agitate Uncle Frank and the other people around him, started rooting for the Japanese guys and accusing Vern of having a foreign. We were at about the third row. You know, he's cheating. Vern's got a foreign substance issue. And everybody wanted to kill the old man. Uncle Frank. Somewhere. Richard.
Patrick Ricey
Because everybody in the building knew Frank.
John Randall
The old man decided it would be a good Pat o' Connor and Ver Ganya, too. I mean, the two heroes of the hero against Mitsu Arakawa and Kinji Shibuya. For God's sakes, the old man's rooting for the Japanese gentleman who we did not refer to as Japanese back then. Remember when we had the discussion of why the short version can't be used? I can't under. I still can't understand why the short version of that.
Patrick Ricey
I don't know. But we've been told we can't.
John Randall
There's no way that's. We're not using it.
Patrick Ricey
No.
John Randall
But years later, I'm still curious as to why that's the case. Because you look at headlines. Yeah, yeah. The old Star Tree Building. You used to go headline. It never said, H bomb dropped on Japan.
Patrick Ricey
No, it was dropped on the Japs. Which we're not supposed to say.
John Randall
We're not saying that in a ridicule.
Patrick Ricey
No, not at all.
John Randall
It's historical. Right.
Patrick Ricey
That's the context I meant.
John Randall
Yes, that's true. So, anyway, how about you're peacefully doing your show on Friday, not thinking you're gonna have much sports content, and bang, boom, Falby's gone at what, 10 in the morning?
Sports Commentator Dave
Something like that. Yeah.
John Randall
And the highlight of that is that somebody at the end, who asked him at the end, I didn't hear any.
Sports Commentator Dave
Of the press conference.
John Randall
Press conference. Somebody at the end said, oh, LaBelle was there and said, what are you. What's your opinion on Kwesi just getting fired? And he said, are you. He said, are you joking with me? Because apparently Derek and Kwesi got to know each other, local events and that stuff, and they were. I wouldn't say buddies, but they were acquaintances. And he. One of the people he texted at 8:00 clock on Friday morning was Kwesi to say, hey, I got fired. And Kwesi sends him this sympathetic, you.
Sports Commentator Dave
Know, always be here for you kind of a deal.
John Randall
How long later, he's two hours later, they call Kwesi.
Sports Commentator Dave
So wait a minute, he was in fact fired? It was not mutual, Derek.
John Randall
Ah, well, yeah. I mean, they're gonna say mutual, mutual agreement. I. I think the. The parameters that they were going to put on him led to him, you know, Tom Poland. No, not. I didn't.
Patrick Ricey
Whose son is he?
John Randall
He is. They are all three of our. Bobby's. Bobby's Bob. Bob has like. Much like Carl, Bob has three sons and the oldest is Tom, the middle one is Joe, and the youngest is Chris.
Sports Commentator Dave
And.
John Randall
When they removed Joel from the twins. Whatever it was, the chair, be sure don't call it chairman. The chair. The chair for being the chair.
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To.
John Randall
Put Tom in there. Tom had bled all the other people, other businesses, you know, the non sport. The twins were a separate entity, but the other businesses, Tom was the executive. And when Tom switched to the twins, Chris, the youngest one, was named to replace him as the head. So I don't know what we have Joe doing, but Joe's on the street. Well, I'm sure he's, you know, he's comfortable, I'm sure. And he's got.
Patrick Ricey
But you, you, you over the weekend about this is now a different. Completely different.
John Randall
It's a business operation environment. I mean, the twins have always been. And you were there, you know, for years there and bsing with guys and it was chummy. Even though. Even when they were mad at you, they was chubby.
Patrick Ricey
Calvin could not stay mad.
John Randall
No, no, no, no. The one thing I wrote about the other day is a while back was, you know, when they were battering hell at me one day and they put up the sign in the press room that was gonna close an hour after the game so we could. Those of us who were working upstairs couldn't come down and drink. Well, the three guys from Anaheim came in and burned the. Burned the sign off the wall and we were all drinking in there again the next night. So. Yeah, but they couldn't. I mean, they, they'd get grumpy, but they wouldn't, you know, they'd be mad about something. But it was. The funny thing is there was, you know, Foxy and Clarky and Brucie and those guys didn't get along.
Patrick Ricey
But we saw the last of an era.
John Randall
Oh, God, yes.
Patrick Ricey
No. No sports team is run the way we saw the sports teams run. No, none. It's completely gone.
John Randall
Well, the Twins are the last. They're probably the one of the last teams that if the baseball team wasn't making money, the football.
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John Randall
The owner was broken. You know, they all there was.
Patrick Ricey
That's all the owner had was the team.
John Randall
Was the team. Yeah. And they had 56% or something. Gabe Murphy in Washington had the other 44%. So you know when they what they sell for. I think Calvin only got when they sold to Carl. 34 million.
Patrick Ricey
34 million is the number I remember.
John Randall
34 million because didn't. Wasn't that had to split that with Thelma.
Sports Commentator Dave
Wasn't Trump one of the guys that tried to buy them that same time?
John Randall
I'm not sure. I can't remember that.
Sports Commentator Dave
I thought I read a story about that. Okay.
John Randall
Anyway, he was trying to get into.
Patrick Ricey
Wasn't he trying to get in the NFL?
John Randall
Yeah, he was trying to get in.
Sports Commentator Dave
Well, he started the other league. He started the usfl. Right. Because he signed Herschel to that.
John Randall
Big deal. Yes. Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Anyway, did Herschel ever get paid.
John Randall
Herschel. So yeah. So I love the fact that we're all that the old football guys like they are ripping quasi for everything including the fact that when his wife had a child he took two weeks of paternity leave and it was when training camp was started. So you think a guy like him who's just a analytical. You think maybe he could have gotten on the computer there when the baby's sleeping? Probably did not about the same work as you didn't want him on the field at Mankato anyway, did you? Did you want him down there observing from the field? I mean that's what modern parents do. The husband. They take time off. Well now it's how you doing? How you doing, honey?
Patrick Ricey
We'll pay you now in Minnesota, just to be you. They got the family leave act now.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
You can get 20 weeks.
John Randall
20? It's up to 20.
Patrick Ricey
Oh, yeah, Pat, It's a great deal.
John Randall
I think we got eight at the paper. I heard. But a lot of them didn't take.
Patrick Ricey
I never. I never experienced any of that.
John Randall
Did you? You were. You generally in the house for the. The births though, right? You were back in town for births.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah, but that was it.
John Randall
Well, then the baby'd come home and I was gone. It generally would be gone.
Patrick Ricey
Well, the day after the kid was born, I covered Wingfoot, the U.S. open.
John Randall
Oh, you got on the next day.
Patrick Ricey
Yes.
John Randall
And you know what? The wife didn't mind at all.
Patrick Ricey
Oh, cheered it on, I think.
John Randall
Well, plus, I think she was at the first one.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah. And I think she says something to the effect that good, I can stay in the hospital a day or two.
John Randall
Yeah, right. Yeah, that's. Yeah, they used to.
Patrick Ricey
Because I would just caught the cusp of when a kid was born. They were starting to send them home right away.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Back in the old days, before my time.
John Randall
Mine got to stay like three days or something like that.
Patrick Ricey
But I gotta get out of here. I gotta cover the open.
John Randall
But I think. Was it your dad or somebody who had the great saying when we were having children, they treated the husband like a rapist.
Patrick Ricey
I don't think it was my old man, but he always loved to. To speed to the hospital because he knew he could get out of it by telling him I got the. She's pregnant. We got to get going. He had an alibi, so he would drive really fast. Then the old man, you know, the.
John Randall
Old man would sit on the hospital, would know you'd had a baby before you did, you know, they'd show that.
Patrick Ricey
They'd sit out in the other room smoking.
Sports Commentator Dave
We ought to let him know.
John Randall
Yeah. Yeah. I remember in St. Cloud, Chris was coming along in St. Cloud in 68 and we were very. I was kept looking at my watch saying, God, Legion Club's gonna. What's going on here? I mean, we got here at 5 in the afternoon. I figured I'd be drinking by 10 with the boys at the Legion Club. And I'm still, hey, what the hell, Steve never got a cock. Went home. Yeah. Had to go, you know, that's the other thing. They didn't let you sleep at the hospital. Get the hell out of here. We don't. We don't want you around. He can come back tomorrow, but we don't need you here tonight.
Patrick Ricey
Are The Wolves really going to get Antetokounmpo?
John Randall
I don't believe so.
Patrick Ricey
When you look at the teams that want him, why would he come here and live in this godforsaken state? He can go to la.
John Randall
Yeah. And.
Patrick Ricey
Or Golden State.
John Randall
I think it's a bad trade if they make it because you got to give up McDaniels. Yep. Who I'd rather have.
Sports Commentator Dave
I agree with Pat completely. I argued with the 14 year old, but this very thing, he's.
John Randall
He's healthy. Giannis keeps missing games. He's. He's made. Played 61 games last year. He's hurt again this year. He's a great player. But if you get. If you have to get rid of McDaniels, Randall and Reed. I don't like that. No, I don't like that. And you do get rid of Connolly. But. But you're not going to win.
Sports Commentator Dave
Plus you don't have any draft picks. So you have to give away players or you have to trade away players.
Patrick Ricey
Because you have to even fit in for the Frenchman.
John Randall
Well, he'd play next to, I guess Rudy be getting in his way. But you know, that's. I can't make that trade unless you get rid of Rudy.
Sports Commentator Dave
Well, that's the city. Look at what they did Friday night. When they play like that, they kick the hell out of okc.
Patrick Ricey
Why did they do that every night?
Sports Commentator Dave
Well, but I guess the thing is with the Wolves, your problem is you don't have any depth.
John Randall
No.
Sports Commentator Dave
So the last thing you need to do is trade away from.
John Randall
Yeah, I would rather, you know, Jaden McDaniels to me is this much below Edwards as being important.
Sports Commentator Dave
Yes, 100%.
John Randall
He guards people and he's 6 foot 10.
Sports Commentator Dave
Yes.
John Randall
And if they could get rid of Rudy to get him out of the way, McDaniels could really have a good. But McDaniels can't drive to the basket when Rudy's standing there clogging things up. But you can't make this trade unless you can some. And they're not going to take Rudy off your hands.
Patrick Ricey
Well, I'm going to say then that this isn't going to happen.
John Randall
I don't think it's going to happen. But if it does, you know, you know, a Rod and Lori have these stars in their eyes as they want. They want Buzz, you know.
Patrick Ricey
How are they going to build a new building?
John Randall
I don't know. I don't know.
Patrick Ricey
That seems preposterous.
John Randall
Where are we going to get the city? The only Thing that.
Patrick Ricey
The second oldest building in the NBA. How do you like that first building?
John Randall
I thought it was the oldest.
Patrick Ricey
Maybe it's the oldest. Maybe it's the oldest. Maybe it's the oldest.
Sports Commentator Dave
Would it be Chicago?
John Randall
Well, Phoenix never built a new one, right? Did Phoenix. They didn't build a new one. They just remodeled one. Maybe they did build a new one. Phoenix. When I was down, Chris and I were in. Went down and watched some fall ball and. And then went to a Phoenix game when they just.
Sports Commentator Dave
Oh, Madison Square Garden.
John Randall
Yeah, but that doesn't count. It's been redone like three times. Okay. Did they. They played for two years in Brooklyn while they redid it, I think 67 and 68.
Sports Commentator Dave
The Target Center. 90, 91. Delta center in Salt Lake City. 91, 92.
John Randall
And they're playing hockey there too.
Sports Commentator Dave
And Phoenix. 92, 93.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Wasn't that the great problem with the Coyotes staying in Phoenix? Because they wanted a new building and it wouldn't get built.
John Randall
They gave them a new building in Glendale.
Patrick Ricey
Too far away.
John Randall
Didn't want to. To be in Glendale. And so they bailed on them. And then they played in a 5,000 seat arena. You know, there was that. I think the college team was playing.
Sports Commentator Dave
I like that Downtown. How that's set up downtown Phoenix. I think that's cool. I really like. Because it's right next to the ballpark.
John Randall
They got bars around stuff. But.
Patrick Ricey
But why couldn't the Coyotes have played in that building?
John Randall
They did though, originally. And well, it wasn't. One problem was if you had the good seats behind in the second deck, you couldn't see the goals.
Sports Commentator Dave
That's a problem.
Patrick Ricey
That's a bit of a problem.
John Randall
If your Coyote scored a goal, you could hear the cheering and look at the video boards.
Patrick Ricey
Aren't you glad right now we don't have to cover a Super bowl anymore? You'd have to be leaving right about now and go out there and just wait for something to happen. It's just horrible.
John Randall
And remember the old legend of the. You'd go there and they what?
Patrick Ricey
They.
John Randall
They started the table interviews on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Is that right? They'd have Chris. They'd have the.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
John Randall
Every player to have to come in on tables and they.
Patrick Ricey
Hey.
John Randall
And somebody come up to you and say, hey, this guy's really good. Yeah. So your stories were based on who would give you good quotes. You know, Matt Millen with Oakland was the greatest quote, man, ever. It always. Matt Millen's table was sro, man. Nobody, nobody could Sit there and turned out he's a moron. But he was a great quote guy. But that was the whole thing.
Sports Commentator Dave
That was my favorite part a couple of years ago when the super bowl was here, which is hard to believe. That was eight years ago already. But when you were. Because many people were complaining about the cold weather. And of course Royce's taunting everybody. Folks, don't worry. The nice thing about a nice snow followed by blistering cold temperatures. He would do crap like everything. Oh, God, I can't believe he's tweeting that out.
Patrick Ricey
That was 2018.
Sports Commentator Dave
2018.
Patrick Ricey
Yes. And look what's happened to the city since then. It's amazing. That was really highly functioning back then.
John Randall
Okay.
Patrick Ricey
Don't you think?
John Randall
Yeah, we were doing pretty good.
Patrick Ricey
Final Four Super Bowl. That's about it.
John Randall
That's about it. Never mind. Well, we had the. No, that was the earlier was when the way back in the mid-90s was 91. 90, 91. We had the.
Patrick Ricey
Buffalo was here.
John Randall
We had the U.S. open. The super bowl, the World Series, Stanley cup and the Stanley Cup.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
John Randall
All within.
Patrick Ricey
Who did Buffalo lose to here? Washington.
Sports Commentator Dave
Washington.
John Randall
Washington.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
John Randall
That's one. They should have won. Yeah, they've. They've. That's the best football team I ever saw. When I went out there and they edged the Raiders 51 to 3, I said, this team is unbeatable. Then I went to Tampa and got beat by the bore ass Giants. That was terrible.
Patrick Ricey
What do you think will win this one? Seattle.
Sports Commentator Dave
Seattle?
John Randall
I think so. I would.
Sports Commentator Dave
What do you guys make of Belichick not getting into the hall of Fame? Speaking of the.
Patrick Ricey
Was that for spite?
John Randall
Yes, a lot of it is. It's. But I did read.
Patrick Ricey
Who cares who he dates?
John Randall
I did.
Sports Commentator Dave
No, it's basically the way he treated.
John Randall
No. Yeah, that's true, jackass. But you need. But that group that he's in, the only let one in, Right. Didn't I read that?
Sports Commentator Dave
Yes.
John Randall
And you got to get 40 of the 50 votes. And there's. There's other guys, the senior guys that have been on the ballot forever that.
Patrick Ricey
Wouldn'T have got in if Belichick got in.
John Randall
Yes. Because this is their 15th year or something.
Patrick Ricey
I'll tell you who would have voted for him was Sid. Sid would have voted for him.
John Randall
Oh, God, yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Who's your rep now?
John Randall
Mark Craig, who actually comes in and if he's trying to get a Viking in, like Jim Marshall or something. Never succeeded, but makes a reasonable comment and doesn't get up and tell him what A bunch of jackasses they are for not voting a Viking into the. For not going to. Biking into the hall of fam Fame. Used to get up and scream, hey, this guy belongs in. This guy belongs in a farm, you idiots. He went. He was. He was going in for that. Remember they used to have the meeting on Saturday. I think they've already done it now. And they know who's in. They just are sworn to secrecy because Thursday night. Don't they do it at the Thursday night Awards?
Sports Commentator Dave
That's usually when they have the. Yeah, they have the ceremony.
John Randall
Used to be Saturday night. They would announce it before the. And then they'd have fly guys in and have them show up at halftime.
Patrick Ricey
Pat.
John Randall
Yes.
Patrick Ricey
The. The Wild host Montreal tonight.
John Randall
Ooh.
Patrick Ricey
Then I think they have one more game.
John Randall
One more game. And then.
Patrick Ricey
And then the month of February. There's no NHL off for three weeks.
John Randall
Yep.
Patrick Ricey
That's amazing.
John Randall
It is. It is. Is it?
Sports Commentator Dave
When Montreal comes to town, your annual visit to the. The Grand Casino Arena.
John Randall
How are we right now? Very mediocre.
Patrick Ricey
The Canadian, they're in a playoff position.
John Randall
Okay.
Patrick Ricey
I can tell you looking at this up to the date newspaper.
John Randall
Joe, Joe, we're gonna have a run, baby. We're this team. With that defenseman, they can go deep into the playoffs. They're gonna have a run.
Patrick Ricey
But don't use the word.
John Randall
We're getting to.
Patrick Ricey
Not quite there yet. They need one more Quinn.
John Randall
We're getting. Well, there aren't.
Patrick Ricey
There aren't. I know, but they need.
John Randall
There aren't one more Quinn.
Patrick Ricey
They need a Quinn level player.
John Randall
Okay. I don't know. Maybe they can get Giannis.
Patrick Ricey
No bottom shawls in third place in the east, one point out of second place and only three points out of first place.
John Randall
Wow. Tampa Bay way behind the point totals of the Western leaders there. Oh, yeah, our divisions. Colorado lost seven. Now what do they lost? Seven total. What are they lost?
Patrick Ricey
I don't know. Oh, the total. They've lost eight.
John Randall
Eight. Okay.
Patrick Ricey
If you count the euphorians, they're 36 and 17.
John Randall
Okay.
Patrick Ricey
The wilder 32.
John Randall
And I told you this stat. The guy 24. Now that's changed because they won two straight regulation games. But the stat last week was The jets were 29th or 28th or something and we were third and had the same number of regulation victories. They won so many overtime games. It's incredible. Our boys have won so many overtime games. It's incredible. Overtime and shootout games. They were going to have a run. Now here's the Only hesitation I ever had. Back when I used to hang out in Florida for two months for six years. Tampa all of a sudden had this great, great team, right? And they were, they were scoring goals like no team had ever scored them. And they were going to have the most points and with, with the euphorian points thrown in, they were going to have the most points in NHL history. I went up there and spent a couple of days and wrote about this wonderful team with this wonderful owner and all this stuff. And that's the team that went into the playoffs, took a 3, 0 lead against Columbus in the first period of the first game, blew it and ended up getting swept by Columbus, the eighth seed in the East. So you can never be sure because it's hockey, but this team is good.
Patrick Ricey
The Wild would be in first place in any other division.
John Randall
Yes. And have they caught the second place team yet or not? Is Colorado's first. Are we second yet?
Patrick Ricey
We're second. One point ahead of Dallas. Okay, 74 points to Dallas is 73.
John Randall
And what's Colorado? About 80.
Patrick Ricey
Colorado's at 82.
John Randall
How did I guess that?
Patrick Ricey
Now who else do they got? They're at Nashville Wednesday night and then the three week absence begins the Leopold bowl there.
John Randall
And you know, he's, he's, he's got to be very happy with general managers Garn's work though, don't you?
Patrick Ricey
I think so, yeah.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
Quinn Hughes is fun to watch.
John Randall
Oh God, he has to puck a lot. Even a novice like me, you know, not, not the most expert because I spend most of my time saying who was that? When. When watching a hockey game. But man, he's something.
Sports Commentator Dave
But Joe, to answer your. They need another Hughes. Well, don't they get Brodine back after the Olympic break?
John Randall
He's a defender. He's a defender.
Sports Commentator Dave
Right, but I mean that'll.
John Randall
He's a good defender.
Sports Commentator Dave
That'll help.
John Randall
Oh yeah, because he's, you know, he's.
Patrick Ricey
Well, Hughes is making them all better anyway.
John Randall
For sure. Yeah, yeah, they're, they're. And you know, West 7th can use the. That.
Patrick Ricey
Well, you have proclaimed that Hughes will alone save West 7th Street.
John Randall
We might have to change it to Gwen Avenue for, for a few weeks anyway.
Patrick Ricey
And he plays most of the game.
John Randall
Oh yeah. 30 minutes. Yeah, 30 minutes. Mom and dad had to go to some hockey games when they were.
Patrick Ricey
There's three of them in the league.
John Randall
Mom and I think Mom. They were both athletes, but neither was hockey.
Patrick Ricey
I'm having a mental block. Who'd they get them?
Sports Commentator Dave
Wasn't it? Vancouver?
John Randall
No, no, no. Was it.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah. Vancouver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How could Vancouver let him go? Because they're not doing anything.
John Randall
Yeah. They're all. You know, you're either in that league. You know, it's funny. You're either getting better or getting worse. But it. There's no league more unpredictable because, as I say, you're playing to three or four. You're not playing to 115, you know, so.
Patrick Ricey
Hey, speaking of getting better and getting worse, Justin Rose might be getting better.
John Randall
What is going on?
Patrick Ricey
Holy mackerel.
John Randall
He's hitting it this far away. Yeah, he said. Unbelievable.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah. I was rooting for Joel Damon.
John Randall
Oh, yeah. He has won one, though. Didn't he win one?
Patrick Ricey
I don't know. He won some money yesterday.
John Randall
Oh, God.
Sports Commentator Dave
I have a question about golf. Why are they letting what's his name back from. Liv? I thought we weren't doing that well.
John Randall
There's some punishment involved and a fine and all kinds of stuff, but they want him back.
Patrick Ricey
You think he was welcomed by the guys?
John Randall
Brooks has got a better chance to be welcome than Patrick Reed.
Patrick Ricey
Patrick Reed will not be welcomed.
John Randall
Patrick Reed is not even welcomed by. The only one that likes him is his caddy.
Patrick Ricey
Now, the key to this whole operation is Dechambeau.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
What will. What will the Arabs do? Offer Dechambeau 500 million to stay? Because without Dechambeau there is live.
John Randall
You know. They're done, aren't they?
Patrick Ricey
They gotta be. Who wants to play in that?
John Randall
Watches.
Sports Commentator Dave
So these guys all went and got their hundred mil and said, ah, thanks for everything.
John Randall
There's some. I think it was paid over time, so they're not getting all of it. But you.
Patrick Ricey
What about Rom? Might he come back?
John Randall
I don't know. He likes the money. I think he disappointed me greatly. Yeah. But I'm not as good at playing.
Patrick Ricey
Kevin showed me something. He doesn't want this live B.S.
John Randall
Well, you could tell he finished 32nd. He didn't give. He's a. He's a gotta be interested kind of guy.
Patrick Ricey
And he wasn't over the weekend in San Diego.
John Randall
I don't think when he goes out to play that. I don't think he plays a lot when he's not, you know. I don't think he goes and plays Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday to get revenues at home. I don't think he loves the game. Which is fine with me.
Patrick Ricey
No, I think he does. I think he does.
John Randall
Do you?
Patrick Ricey
But he. He.
John Randall
He only loves the majors.
Patrick Ricey
He loves them. He loves the big ones.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
I'M surprised he had such a poor showing over the weekend.
John Randall
What'd he end up about minus 4? Well, is this the one that they don't make. They don't make a cut till after 54 holes or something.
Patrick Ricey
I don't even know if there was a cut. What did that tournament used to be called? It wasn't the Farmers. No.
John Randall
What the hell was it?
Patrick Ricey
San Diego Open.
John Randall
No, I don't know. It was always. That's not the one that, no, the cross, the Bob Hope was the one that was 90 holes. This is.
Patrick Ricey
Bob Hope was in the desert.
John Randall
Yeah. And that's, it's, it's gone to 72 now, but it was 90, so I, I. What the hell was it?
Sports Commentator Dave
I'm looking it up.
John Randall
I don't know.
Sports Commentator Dave
Is this the one at Torrey Pines?
Patrick Ricey
Yes.
Sports Commentator Dave
The San Diego Open.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah.
Sports Commentator Dave
And then it's called title sponsors in 55 with Convair, Isuzu, the Sheriff's. And it just says Farmers Insurance Open beginning.
Patrick Ricey
When does it say Farmers Insurance?
Sports Commentator Dave
Goes back to. It was a Buick 92. The sheriffs and Lehman Brothers became the title sponsors in 1986. And then, yeah, farmer's insurance in 2010.
John Randall
Of course, Torrey Pines. You know, Michael Jordan and I hung out together there. Really Pines with one year there.
Patrick Ricey
Weren't you always fighting that c. What that. What was the sea layer?
John Randall
Yeah, the sea layer. When you cover a golf tournament there. But I was there for the, for the Dream Team. And as I've told you, I had this nice little room. And then across the hall, I come out one day and Michael's coming out of there, and his room seemed to be. There seemed to be a lot more wall around his door than I. But he was. I said, hey, Michael. He said, how you doing? So anyway, did you see the weather.
Patrick Ricey
San Diego had over the weekend? In the 80s?
John Randall
It was nice. They never have the 80s.
Sports Commentator Dave
It was beautiful, especially this time of the year.
John Randall
How about the gals playing in Orlando? Freezing to death. It was 20 some degrees, right?
Patrick Ricey
Yeah. Did they even finish the tournament?
John Randall
They did, but they. Saturday, they said too cold. Quit halfway through the round, and then they finished it. But I don't know, was it supposed to be. They only played 54 holes. They usually only play 54, but since it was the opener, I don't know how many.
Patrick Ricey
Why did so many big names skip San Diego like Scheffler and.
John Randall
I don't know. They don't like playing with the celebs. Or do they have to play with the celebs?
Patrick Ricey
That's pebble beach where you got to play with the celebs.
John Randall
And also in the desert, the Bob. Whatever they call the damn thing.
Patrick Ricey
I think that's now called the American Express. I don't see it's difficult.
John Randall
You know what? I didn't watch much of it because I. You turn it on and you know Justin's gonna win and it's fun to watch him.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah, but to see all that green and blue.
John Randall
Yeah.
Patrick Ricey
I've had lunch there, but I've never played the course.
Sports Commentator Dave
I have.
Patrick Ricey
I know you have.
Sports Commentator Dave
I'm an expert.
John Randall
This morning the convertible went. Got out of its two month hiatus.
Sports Commentator Dave
It's hibernation, isn't it?
Patrick Ricey
At Reavers place?
Sports Commentator Dave
It was last year.
John Randall
Last year. This year we upgraded to a heated grass. Oh, yes.
Patrick Ricey
Why is it out?
John Randall
Because the fellow needed the spot for somebody else, so. But that's okay. It's two months of. It's very well rested. I could see.
Patrick Ricey
Where is it now?
John Randall
It's now in my garage. And then we have to reach.
Patrick Ricey
Something's being left outside then.
John Randall
No, we got two spots. We got two spots or you driving when the.
Patrick Ricey
When the convertible.
John Randall
I was driving the other vehicle all the time. First of all, I wasn't driving for three weeks because she had the bad. And. But then I was driving the other vehicle. I'll be dead now. Now we got to get the back into the. Honey, get over further. You know, you should do what my.
Sports Commentator Dave
Old man did with my mom. Had the tennis ball hanging from the right.
John Randall
Yeah, yeah, I would do that. If I could hang up. I would.
Patrick Ricey
Could you imagine kill yourself trying to put the ladder up?
John Randall
Plus, with the new knee, it's easier to get out of the vehicle, so. Yeah, but you know what? The wife got me too, before.
Patrick Ricey
I haven't used cane.
John Randall
No. You take this. It's kind of a handle dealy. And you put it on a latch and you just. It hooks onto the latch and then you kind of push yourself up with the. It gets the. It gets the front leg. Boost it up top. Easier to get out of.
Patrick Ricey
Where do you put it? In the interior of the car.
John Randall
Then you just toss it back in the car. The thing. You take it off after the. It's kind of a sturdy.
Patrick Ricey
I can't picture it.
John Randall
It's kind of a sturdy thing. I think I got an extra one. I'll bring it over.
Patrick Ricey
No, I'm getting out. All right.
John Randall
Okay.
Patrick Ricey
I can get out.
John Randall
All right. Well, I'm. I can get out now too, but I wasn't getting out when I had two bad legs. Now I only got one bad legs.
Patrick Ricey
Two guys doing a sports talk show, they can't get on.
John Randall
Okay, I gotta bring this up. I don't think we brought it up on the show, but Liam, the five year old. Yeah. I don't like the hat. It's.
Patrick Ricey
He's five. You get to wear a bunny hat when you're five.
John Randall
I don't want the bunny.
Patrick Ricey
What age limit are you gonna draw?
John Randall
Three.
Patrick Ricey
Oh, no.
John Randall
He's a cute kid. Yeah, he went through hell, I'll admit all that. But we gotta get him a new hat.
Patrick Ricey
What do you want?
John Randall
Twins hat, Byron Buxton signed, extra small hat. What do you say?
Sports Commentator Dave
You don't want to take up Kenny on his suggestion.
Patrick Ricey
Kenny wants to give him a mega hat, right?
John Randall
Yeah, I think. I wouldn't put that on Twitter. I don't think.
Patrick Ricey
Plus, he lost his backpack. Look at a new backpack he had, the Batman backpack.
John Randall
One of the ice guys probably stole.
Patrick Ricey
It, gave it to his kid.
John Randall
10 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. I think I saw some of them today driving down Plymouth.
Patrick Ricey
Really?
John Randall
They. Sure, they drive around there. They kind of speed off into the distance and then. You don't know what the jackasses are up to. Unbelievable.
Patrick Ricey
They gotta go away.
John Randall
Yeah. Let's. Let's try this again.
Patrick Ricey
Let's do this over. Try it again. Come back. Don't tell us you're here.
John Randall
Yeah. What's.
Patrick Ricey
The church fraud Is. Doesn't even exist anymore.
John Randall
No, no, that's. That's that. Well, it'll be back, though, eventually.
Patrick Ricey
Yeah, but no one will care because you got to.
John Randall
Yeah, well, plus you got Amy running for governor. Yeah. She's the only one that can. She's. She's bulletproof on that stuff, so.
Patrick Ricey
I wonder how deeply involved she is with the fraud.
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I.
Patrick Ricey
Probably not.
John Randall
I wouldn't think so. She's pretty smart. She's pretty smart. In fact, it would have been a hell of a lot better off if she ran for president in the year 2024 than the semi moron that they ran.
Patrick Ricey
So. Not semi. She was complete. She was a full moron.
John Randall
Tim. Tim kind of stepped in it again the other day. Comparing this to the Holocaust was not a good idea.
Sports Commentator Dave
Way to tone down the rhetoric, Tim.
John Randall
You know, I was. My wife is one of the world's leading experts on Holocaust documentaries. All right, there's whatever I. Look and see. What we've watched on YouTube lately, there's at least three of those around. And you watch those and you Cannot believe this happened in humanity, in and in people still walking the planets lifetimes. It's unbelievable. And I wouldn't be throwing it out casually here as a comparison, you know.
Patrick Ricey
There is no comparison.
John Randall
No, no, there's nothing not. I don't know if there's a in. When do we. When would we call it civilized history? The late 1800s maybe, you know, when we started getting motors and stuff, you know.
Patrick Ricey
What do you mean?
John Randall
There's been nothing. The equivalent of it. And no, thank God, history, you know, 200 years, for God's sakes. So that's enough.
Sports Commentator Dave
You want us. Speaking of cars.
John Randall
Yeah.
Sports Commentator Dave
You should sell us one, by golly.
John Randall
You know, I'm not sure how long the convertible has left. Maybe we're. We're up to about 70. We're up to about 70.
Sports Commentator Dave
We're up To 70, Pat. I think I put that many miles on this year.
John Randall
No, 70,000. Well, yeah, because you're driving in from the Iowa border, for God's sakes. So anyway, the Valley group of GM dealers, they are loaded with Buick SUV's. Fine machines of all shapes. Not all shapes, but all sizes. Out there. The modestly sized one, the medium sized one, the big old honking one. When you got about three kids going to hockey, you might want that big one. But the Valley Group of GM dealers, straight out Cedar Avenue, 147th street, take a right. There's plenty of inventory right now. Plus they can order you anywhere. Anything you want. 20, 24, 2025. Low interest rates and high factory rebates. And financial people that'll make it happen for you. If you're looking for that new SUV at a great price, go to Valley Group of GM dealers out on 147th Street. And cell.
Podcast: Garage Logic
Network: Gamut Podcast Network
Episode: MNST: Twins fire Falvey and the Vikings fire Kwesi on the same day??
Date: February 3, 2026
Host: Joe Soucheray ("The Mayor")
Guests/Regulars: Patrick Ricey, Dave, John Randall
This episode of Garage Logic delves into a historic day in Minnesota sports, where both Derek Falvey (Minnesota Twins President of Baseball Operations) and Kwesi Adofo-Mensah (Minnesota Vikings GM) were fired on the same day. The crew shares their characteristic blend of sports analysis, local history, old-school media laments, and colorful banter with vintage Garage Logic flavor. The firing news launches wide-ranging discussions about changing sports cultures, local media nostalgia, sports team ownership, and tangential debates about Minnesota life.
Timestamps: 02:52–06:29
Quote:
"You know both papers will not have a Super bowl story in them on Monday... a week from the day you get your paper.” – Patrick Ricey (04:11)
Timestamps: 06:29–12:33
Quote:
"There was still a lot of resentment. Even though we killed half the nation. That Pearl Harbor took a long time to get over." – Patrick Ricey (10:59)
Timestamps: 12:33–16:25
“One of the people he texted at 8:00 clock on Friday morning was Kwesi to say, hey, I got fired... Two hours later, they call Kwesi.” – John Randall (13:15)
Timestamps: 15:17–18:07
Quote:
"No sports team is run the way we saw the sports teams run. No, none. It’s completely gone." – Patrick Ricey (16:25)
Timestamps: 18:57–22:26
Quote:
"So I love the fact that the old football guys like they are ripping Kwesi for everything including the fact that when his wife had a child he took two weeks of paternity leave and it was when training camp started." – John Randall (19:02)
Timestamps: 22:26–26:31
Quote:
"Jaden McDaniels to me is this much below Edwards as being important." – John Randall (24:02)
Timestamps: 24:38–26:36
Timestamps: 26:36–28:41
Timestamps: 29:02–30:40
Quote:
"Sid would have voted for [Belichick]... He used to get up and scream, ‘Hey, this guy belongs in. This guy belongs in a farm, you idiots.'" – John Randall (30:00)
Timestamps: 30:41–36:12
Quote:
"Joe, we’re gonna have a run, baby. With that defenseman, they can go deep into the playoffs." – John Randall (31:12)
Timestamps: 36:07–41:00
Timestamps: 41:11–43:25
Timestamps: 44:43–46:32
Quote:
"It would have been a hell of a lot better off if [Klobuchar] ran for president in the year 2024 than the semi moron that they ran." – John Randall (45:13)
"Not semi. She was complete. She was a full moron." – Patrick Ricey (45:24)
True to Garage Logic tradition, the conversation is lively, filled with nostalgia, grumpiness about “kids these days,” and sardonic humor. Side tangents and personal anecdotes abound, making the episode both a sports roundtable and a slice of Midwestern wisdom and wit.