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Pat Reusse
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Joe Christensen
buying another Reese's product.
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Pat Reusse
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Pat Reusse
Hopefully rather Hershey will pay attention. Hopefully Hershey will address it.
Host 1
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Joe Christensen
Alberger hit it twice in the playoffs. Onto the rough. You can't get to 18 if you're in the rough. Hey.
Pat Reusse
Yes, Joseph.
Joe Christensen
I got to the St. Thomas arena, the Lee and Penny Anderson arena, and boy, was I impressed.
Pat Reusse
That's. It's a little bit of an upgrade from when you went there and they, the.
Joe Christensen
I think they played outside.
Pat Reusse
They played hockey outside, I think. But upstairs in basketball they had the third floor, the, the hot box, they called it. And unfortunately they had the weight room downstairs. Right. So that they dropped the weights in the basketball floor and row up above would go like, would rotate.
Joe Christensen
Pat, there's two full size rinks in that building.
Pat Reusse
Yes, they got a practice one.
Joe Christensen
I don't know how they got it all in there.
Pat Reusse
No. But also two basketball gyms, two practice basketball gyms, one for the men and one for the women.
Joe Christensen
Unbelievable. I didn't know where I was on the compass. When I'm sitting in the press box watching a hockey game. Does the hockey rink east west?
Pat Reusse
Oh, God. Yeah. I haven't seen a hockey game. I've seen basketball games.
Joe Christensen
Well, it'd be the same thing.
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Joe Christensen
I think it's east.
Pat Reusse
West, going towards the Cecil's. I think it's going to that.
Joe Christensen
Well, that. That would be called east.
Pat Reusse
I think it's going towards going towards Cecil.
Joe Christensen
Why in the hell did you come
Pat Reusse
up with Cecils and get corned beef all the time?
Host 2
That is pretty good corned beef.
Joe Christensen
But Seagulls really isn't anywhere near the arena.
Pat Reusse
Eight, 10 blocks. Yeah.
Joe Christensen
All right, 15.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, whatever.
Joe Christensen
It's beautiful. It's a nice deal.
Pat Reusse
And it is amazing how much they squeezed in there because you got the hockey practice rink, then you got the women's basketball gym just for the women. And then you have the men's basketball gym above that. Three levels of arenas and gymnasiums in the back there.
Joe Christensen
I went real early to give myself a tour, and. And I'm walking around and through a window I'm seeing a whole other rink. And I thought, wait a minute, am I in the wrong spot? It was very confusing.
Pat Reusse
Yes. But they do, you know, they. You know, they play the. The main arena houses both hockey and basketball, so I wonder how long it takes. Somebody told me, like three hours to make the switch.
Joe Christensen
I'm sure they got the crew and the whole deal.
Pat Reusse
They got to kind of do it.
Joe Christensen
Two Zambonis.
Pat Reusse
Did they have a decent crowd?
Joe Christensen
No, I was surprised by that little minimal crowd. But it was state tournament weekends and, you know, I don't know.
Host 2
Well, I suspect that maybe they might be on spring break, but that. Is that too early for spring break?
Pat Reusse
No, they've already finished it.
Host 2
Oh, they have?
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Host 2
Okay.
Pat Reusse
No, wait. The one that I was there, the first time I was there, it was that week. They take off at the end of J term. J term? Oh, yeah. What a scam that is.
Joe Christensen
They didn't have that when I was older.
Pat Reusse
The only thing J term is is for the excuse for the parents to spend more money as the kids decide that.
Joe Christensen
Let's see. I think I'll be in Madrid.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, I think I. I gotta study in Madrid for three weeks.
Joe Christensen
I got one in Madrid right now.
Pat Reusse
Right.
Joe Christensen
Not even on break.
Pat Reusse
Just for fun, right? Yeah. Oh, just for fun.
Joe Christensen
Yeah. Paid her own way, though.
Pat Reusse
Okay. Good for her. But I remember when Ryan, out at Regis, which is the same as St. Thomas, except it's in Denver, had J term in Ireland.
Joe Christensen
Oh, that's great.
Pat Reusse
He was there three and a half weeks. I called it Guinness 101.
Joe Christensen
That's.
Pat Reusse
Trust me. And the Good thing is, two years later, we went out there for his graduation, and we didn't know he was going to graduate on Monday because he hadn't turned in his paper yet for the Ireland, you know, two years later excursion. I don't think he can remember what happened in those three weeks in Ireland, but he turned it in and graduated.
Host 2
I heard a great line over the weekend where someone said, oh, what are you. What are you going to USC for? And the guy said, I'm going for four years.
Joe Christensen
I would have said for a while.
Pat Reusse
You know, that's a private college. People don't. A lot of people don't realize that
Joe Christensen
UCLA is a public school.
Host 2
Isn't that, though, where all the celebrities got busted for paying their kids to get in?
Pat Reusse
Yeah, right. Yeah. What did. What did we care? What did the federal government care if they were taking it. Taking it in the pocket there at Southern Cal? Who cares?
Joe Christensen
I don't know.
Pat Reusse
I don't know.
Joe Christensen
I don't know, Pat. I don't know anything anymore.
Pat Reusse
No, No. I think you ought to be able to bribe people to go to some private school.
Joe Christensen
Why not?
Pat Reusse
Who cares? You know? Hell, did I see that our University of Minnesota acceptance rate is now like 80%?
Joe Christensen
It wouldn't surprise me. It's a. It's a business. We'll take your money.
Pat Reusse
Scott is still like, 30 or so.
Joe Christensen
Oh, I didn't know that. I don't know anything anymore.
Pat Reusse
No. Well, anyhow, quite a hockey tournament.
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Wow.
Joe Christensen
It was great.
Pat Reusse
To overtime. Two. Two teams coming back from three goals down in the third period and tying it in the last minute after pulling the goalie and Minnetonka. I had written a column on Tuesday on the Minnetonka fellas and was out there, and I'm understanding. I didn't see. I didn't. I watched till the end of it, and then I turned it off. I didn't stay for the ceremony. They didn't conduct themselves terribly well.
Joe Christensen
They were heartbroken. And they. They did have a little petulance going for them, you know.
Pat Reusse
Now there is this notion that they all are rich kids from the lake, but they're not. Wayzata's on the lake. Wayzata's got the campus that looks like Yale, you know, Minnetonka is. I'm sure they got some kids with money, but they also got areas that are more blue collar, you know, so. And there's also the myth that they've all come from someplace else, and I don't know.
Joe Christensen
Well, all I know is in over time, anything can happen. And just think of the odds of even getting to that position in this state are extremely small.
Pat Reusse
Yes. You know Morehead, though, what an athletic year, by the way. What? Here's the great thing.
Joe Christensen
How many kids is Matt Cullen sent through that school? Just the two on the team right now?
Pat Reusse
I think so. Yeah. I'm not sure.
Joe Christensen
They're the next Hughes brothers, by the way.
Pat Reusse
Okay, how about, what grades are they? Are they still going to school?
Joe Christensen
I think, I think it's a junior and I think there's one younger than the junior.
Pat Reusse
Well, Coach Fleck has gotten commitments from three of their football players. Three of their football players. The quarterback, who's going to be a senior. The lefty and the coach's kid. And then the wide receiver, who's this guy's ace wide receiver and best buddy, apparently the Feeney kid. The Feenies never come home. That this receiver isn't in the house eating, eating, eating in the kitchen after school or something like that. David Matthew lives right down the street. And then another. Another kid. But here's the greatest story of them all for the preps this year. The running back from Edina.
Host 2
Yep.
Pat Reusse
What's. What's his last.
Joe Christensen
Oh.
Host 2
Cause he's going. Who drafted him? You're talking about the hockey player, right?
Pat Reusse
No. Yes. He's the goalie in hockey.
Joe Christensen
He said running back.
Pat Reusse
He's the running back that rushed for over 300 yards in the title game against Morehead. When they beat Morehead in the title game. Now in the semifinals, he's the goalie.
Host 2
Is it Chase?
Pat Reusse
Chase Bjergaard. Now he's the goalie. So usually you don't see think of goalies as great all around athletes, but he was a great running back. He's also a baseball prospect.
Host 2
Wow.
Pat Reusse
He's Addie Dinah. Addie Dinah. Which has got some athletes. He's going to be a 12 letter man in three sports. Wow. Yeah, he's lettered in all three of them. Football, hockey and baseball. In starting as a freshman.
Joe Christensen
Holy mackerel.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, big kid too.
Host 2
I'm looking at his, his Twitter account. He's 6 foot 2. 15. Holy cow.
Joe Christensen
Now Fleck has him committed.
Pat Reusse
No, no, he's Dinah. I don't know where he's probably going to end up signing baseball. I don't know. Maybe I thought.
Host 2
Is he not the one that got drafted in the NHL or was that the quarterback? Because remember, the big story was.
Pat Reusse
Oh no, that was the quarterback.
Host 2
That was the quarterback. Okay.
Pat Reusse
West the quarterback. West is. I think he's off playing hockey now in the juniors or something. I don't know. No, he might have played for Edina this year. I don't know. I don't know if he played hockey for Edina. But he played quarterback for Edina. Anders Lee did the same thing.
Host 2
That's right.
Pat Reusse
He stayed in school to play quarterback for Edina his senior year and didn't hurt him. He's played about 10 years in the NHL.
Joe Christensen
If I had that kind of record in high school, I would go with baseball. Just have a long career where I don't have concussions.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, that's true. That's true. You gotta, you know, as long as you can duck in the batter's box, you probably won't get a concussion. Yeah, so.
Joe Christensen
Or get kneed in the head at second base.
Pat Reusse
I was in a conversation today. Joe and I go back to 1961 with our twinks. Right. I have never. Now, part of it is the decline of at least our newspaper. But I have never seen the Twins getting as little publicity in spring training as they are this year. It's unbelievable.
Joe Christensen
I have the paper open today, a four page paper. I don't think they're in the paper.
Pat Reusse
The other day they were. Sunday, they weren't in and I don't believe.
Joe Christensen
Okay. They're not in the paper today.
Host 2
I did listen to a little bit of the game yesterday. It sounded like they. I didn't look at the box score, but sounded like they had some people there.
Pat Reusse
They did because it was. Who was there?
Host 2
They were playing. Oh, that's a great question.
Pat Reusse
They had over 8,000.
Host 2
Okay.
Pat Reusse
They had a good crowd, so. Oh, Phillies.
Host 2
That's right. They're playing the Phillies and there's a
Pat Reusse
lot of, you know, when. The Phillies.
Host 2
That's a pretty easy drive.
Pat Reusse
Well, there's a lot of.
Joe Christensen
Philadelphia beat the Twins 6 to 5.
Pat Reusse
Yes. No, I thought the Twins beat them 7 to 6.
Joe Christensen
Philadelphia 6, Twins 5. Results Sunday. That was Sunday in your paper? That's it. That's the only mention of the Twins in today's paper.
Pat Reusse
I thought they rallied for two runs and won it seven to six. But maybe we only ran the line score after eight innings.
Joe Christensen
Well, I was going to say. Well, in the Arnold Palmer. You got Daniel Berger and Batia tied, battling through 17 holes.
Pat Reusse
Why do we bother?
Joe Christensen
And it says time ran out. No, it says. No, the round was not completed when this edition went to press.
Host 2
Joe, calm down.
Pat Reusse
You ready? Yeah.
Host 2
Pat's right.
Joe Christensen
What?
Host 2
The Twins won 7 to 6.
Joe Christensen
They got a 6, 5 score. In here?
Pat Reusse
Well, is the bottom of the ninth in there?
Joe Christensen
It's not even a box score. It's just an agate one line score.
Host 2
And that game was over with at 30.
Pat Reusse
We're supposed. We were supposed to be having a five o' clock deadline every day except Saturday. But I think they've fudging.
Joe Christensen
Well, there is a line. I'm sorry, There is a line.
Pat Reusse
Not complete.
Joe Christensen
Wait a minute. I said.
Pat Reusse
You said Twins. You said Red Sox. Philadelphia beat the Twins six to five.
Joe Christensen
Six to five. And what are you saying?
Host 2
The Twins website says that they won 7 6.
Joe Christensen
Okay, that's also in here.
Pat Reusse
Oh, what?
Joe Christensen
So in the under this just results Sunday, just one line scores, Philadelphia 6, Twins 5.
Host 2
Oh, did they do a split squad under that?
Joe Christensen
No Twins line score Sunday, Twin seven, Philadelphia six.
Pat Reusse
What happened was whoever was doing the Agate didn't had the Twins losing probably, and then didn't update it. Removed it, Got it. And a hectic situation and didn't change it. So if you're still subscribing at least to the sports section, you're a warrior man and patient.
Joe Christensen
I gotta go. I gotta go strictly online. I hate to enter the world of the 21st century, but I have to do it.
Pat Reusse
What I miss was. Is the graphics of the. Of the print paper. I mean, like a photo like that which is over too large. But it doesn't have any impact on the. On the Internet photos don't have any. Any, you know, impact. So anyway, it's. You're a warrior. God almighty.
Host 2
Are you watching any of the.
Pat Reusse
You should have seen our Sunday sports section did. It was the damnedest thing. I think it was only four pages. It was unbelievable.
Joe Christensen
I looked Saturday, by the way. The papers didn't get here for a while.
Pat Reusse
No, they got.
Joe Christensen
They got about. They got here about 11.
Pat Reusse
I got mine because they're a little
Joe Christensen
snow on the ground. They must have had trouble getting here
Pat Reusse
from Des Moines 35, because the first day that they very first printed them, right. That the two papers printed them. 35W was closed. And they never. They never made it like two days later. Right.
Host 2
And you know how I knew that? Monitoring your Twitter account.
Pat Reusse
Des Moines.
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Pat Reusse
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Pat Reusse
The Pioneer Press, the Star Tribune, the Kansas City Paper, the Sioux Falls Paper, and their own paper.
Joe Christensen
What was wrong with printing it here? How much money are they saving?
Pat Reusse
Too expensive. Too expensive?
Joe Christensen
Oh, for God's sake.
Pat Reusse
I don't know if they're gonna. But you got this huge building down there at the end of Plymouth Avenue. Down Airplane.
Joe Christensen
What?
Pat Reusse
Who's gonna buy it? I don't know. It's not like we need more warehouse space downtown. No doubt. So. I told you, you should just. For someday when you're killing time, drive out to Maple Grove, take a right on 63rd exit, take a left and go by this collection of warehouses as far as the eye can see. That had to be built. Had to be planning and started. Built before the pandemic. There's. There's space for 500 companies and there's about four of them there. There's nothing. It's just empty.
Host 2
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
I don't know. It's.
Joe Christensen
What was it supposed to be?
Pat Reusse
Don't know.
Joe Christensen
A military thing, maybe?
Host 2
No, no, no. They're. Because there's a similar one down that I drove by on Saturday and. Same thing. It's just retails. Retail space like this.
Joe Christensen
I mean, nobody wants to do business in this state.
Pat Reusse
Well, this was for companies.
Host 2
That's where I was going.
Pat Reusse
This was for companies that were going to make stuff, you know, manufacturing and whatnot.
Host 2
Okay.
Pat Reusse
I don't know, but it's.
Joe Christensen
I probably won't do that. I probably won't drive out to Maple Fighting Chance.
Pat Reusse
You're not going to do that. What if. What would it take to get you to drive to Maple Grove?
Joe Christensen
A lot.
Host 2
A grandkid playing a varsity game?
Joe Christensen
I probably would, then, yes.
Pat Reusse
Or. Yeah, that. That could. Dance recital or something.
Host 2
Well, the first thing he would do is.
Joe Christensen
No, no, I'm not doing that.
Host 2
He would have to spend at least the previous two days worrying about how he's gonna get There and get back.
Pat Reusse
Thank you.
Host 2
The route.
Pat Reusse
Think how much easier your life was though. I mean, certainly there were trips to be made and things like that and the expense. But if, if your first family hadn't moved to Chicago, oh my God. The number of events you would have had to go to on weekends, it would have been.
Joe Christensen
Oh, that would have been. Yeah.
Host 2
You would have been putting more miles on than me.
Joe Christensen
Yeah. It was one of those Chicago kids who wanted to take the confirmation name of Saint Homo Bonus and his parents drew the line and said, just for fun, I know the kid and I guarantee you he looked up the weirdest name he could find.
Pat Reusse
I didn't know how that came up. That was the talking about with these, these modern high school athletes who are now know how much abuse they're going to get on all their social media sites when they fail. There's people out, people are celebrating failure rather, rather enthusiastically.
Joe Christensen
How do you take a second overtime loss and call it failure? Somebody's going to get a puck in the net in the overtime.
Pat Reusse
But there's not a logic.
Joe Christensen
It was a legitimate goal too. There were nothing fluky about it.
Pat Reusse
Not a lot of logic out there. So anyway, Complicated for these youth right now because when they spend all their time looking at the telephone, there's going to be some people that don't like them. Right.
Host 2
That's just it. And they're very thin skinned, especially the, the athletes are very thin skinned with that kind of stuff.
Joe Christensen
But the quality of play is amazing.
Pat Reusse
Oh God. I mean, I saw that Minnetonka team in person at their practice. They're all six foot two. You know, they're all like athlete, you
Joe Christensen
know, they can do stuff with the puck that people weren't doing a long time ago. The hand eye coordination is extraordinary.
Pat Reusse
It is. If we go back and watch the original North Stars, you know, where they. Moving up.
Joe Christensen
Hell, they had a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.
Pat Reusse
Moving up and down the. Moving up and down the rink. I gotta find out from Sean Goldsworthy. Talk to him tonight what kind of. What kind of loser dad was. How he took defeat, how gold he took defeat. I wonder. Louie a bad loser, Louie. Bad loser. Yeah.
Joe Christensen
No one's heard from Louie lately. And he didn't do the tournament.
Pat Reusse
He didn't do the tournament. But he did a. He did do some games for the Wild in like New York and places like.
Host 2
Oh, see, I.
Joe Christensen
That's right, he did.
Pat Reusse
But here's the deal.
Joe Christensen
Six months.
Pat Reusse
Six months and two days. Yeah. You got to make sure you didn't miscount them. So you got to make it two days. And he was. Had to be back here for like two and a half weeks for the junior tournament, for the national. Was he in Italy with the boys World Junior?
Joe Christensen
I don't think.
Pat Reusse
I don't think he went. I don't think he went to the Olympics because that. Then he would have to stay there till July, for goodness sake. So anyway, yeah, I. But he has been on some wild games, I guess. I guess so. They just. By the way, they just put him in the high school. Hockey. High, not hockey. High school hall of fame. So I saw somebody said that's his 37th.
Joe Christensen
He didn't go to high school here.
Pat Reusse
Nobody did. All those games.
Host 2
Contributions.
Pat Reusse
Contributions. Being on the broad, on the hockey broadcast all those years. So I'm sure it was hard to talk him into it, though.
Joe Christensen
I bet he was there.
Pat Reusse
I think if you fly up in the morning and you fly back at night to Florida, you can count it as a day, Right? Can you count it as a day?
Joe Christensen
I just finished a book. I just finished a book called Gales of November.
Pat Reusse
Oh, yeah.
Joe Christensen
Probably the definitive work on the F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Pat Reusse
Wow.
Joe Christensen
Did I just say that? The admin. Fitzgerald.
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Joe Christensen
And just extraordinarily interesting. And I'm going to talk to Lewis.
Pat Reusse
That hasn't happened more often.
Joe Christensen
What? It hasn't happened since.
Pat Reusse
Yes.
Joe Christensen
No ship has sunk in Lake Superior since the Fitzgerald went down. Apparently the bomb. Because they improved the safety measures a hundredfold.
Pat Reusse
Okay. Apparently the bottom's full of them though. Right.
Joe Christensen
There's estimated 10,000 wrecks.
Host 2
Really?
Joe Christensen
30,000 dead people.
Pat Reusse
They're made out of wood. That's a problem.
Joe Christensen
But here, the point being, the Soo locks play a great role in this book. And Louie and Phil Esposito grew up in the Sioux.
Pat Reusse
Yeah. Right.
Joe Christensen
And I. I would love to talk to Louie sometime of what. What role did that have in their lives? The. The locks were such a cultural. Culturally significant. You know, tourists went to the locks to watch the boats come through. And for all I know, Louie's dad might have worked on the locks. Do you know what his dad did?
Pat Reusse
I can't remember. I've. I've done some stuff on him, but I think the Espositos were like the next block.
Joe Christensen
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
And then there was. In between the Espositos and them, and I can't remember who it was. There was another nhler.
Host 2
Wow.
Pat Reusse
I think he played with five NHLers on the junior team.
Joe Christensen
I want to ask you about the locks Wow.
Pat Reusse
I mean, he and the Esposito boys were. I mean, Phil was his best friend and. Yeah, they started playing when they were nine or something like that. And the sue, she'd freeze. I wonder if. Probably wonder how early with all that water. Maybe not freeze quite as early as the.
Joe Christensen
Well, the shipping season stops.
Pat Reusse
Yes.
Joe Christensen
For the Fitz, it didn't stop soon enough. They were trying to make a last run. But I bet you Louie was well aware of the launching of the Fitzgerald, which was a huge deal in that part of the world because of time of year, because it was the biggest, newest boat to be ever launched on Superior. Well, in the locks, wherever they launched it. Yeah. In Sioux. No, wait, they didn't launch it there. It was built somewhere else. But the first time it came through the locks was a big ceremony and.
Pat Reusse
And then. But it was later that it.
Joe Christensen
Well, it would have been the summer of 58. Louis would have been about 12 or so. 11, 12, 13.
Pat Reusse
And you know, the good thing about Louis is even if he wasn't there,
Joe Christensen
he might still give you some quotes about it.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, right. Yeah, you'll have a full memory of the thing. I haven't seen a son of a gun in a year. I'll bet you. I love that guy.
Joe Christensen
I'm going to call him and ask him about the locks.
Pat Reusse
Oh, God, he'd love to talk to you. He's kind of. You should go down and see him. He got a nice little spot.
Joe Christensen
I know where his spot is.
Pat Reusse
A nice little spot.
Joe Christensen
I played his course.
Pat Reusse
I think you got a nice little spot when Tiger and the former Mrs. Tiger's yachts are both parked below. And you can see them from your deck up there.
Joe Christensen
Now, the former Mrs. Sager has a yacht, too.
Pat Reusse
She had the second husband had a bigger yacht than Tiger.
Joe Christensen
Really?
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Joe Christensen
Boy, she landed on her feet.
Pat Reusse
I think she might have been buying the yacht. With what she got out of Tiger?
Joe Christensen
I don't know.
Pat Reusse
But yeah.
Joe Christensen
Is he coming back to play at the Masters, do you think?
Pat Reusse
Oh, God, no. He can't play his back.
Joe Christensen
Plus, he's 50 now, right?
Pat Reusse
Yeah. He just turned in 50, right? Did he turn 50 December 2nd?
Joe Christensen
I think so.
Pat Reusse
I think that's. He's December 30th. It's in December or something.
Host 2
That's coming up already.
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Joe Christensen
The Masters of the Players this weekend.
Pat Reusse
Wow. Yeah. That guy's too skinny, man.
Joe Christensen
Akshay Bhatia.
Pat Reusse
Have you seen him?
Host 2
No.
Pat Reusse
125, max.
Host 2
How do you spell Akshay?
Pat Reusse
AK any way you want to.
Joe Christensen
I want you to find out for me is he Indian or Pakistani?
Host 2
Akshay.
Pat Reusse
B h a T I a. B h a T. He is a
Host 2
skinny son of a gun.
Joe Christensen
Akshay is ak.
Host 2
I got it, Joe. I got it.
Pat Reusse
I think he's an Indian.
Joe Christensen
S H A Y A. I bet it's India.
Pat Reusse
The family.
Host 2
He was born January 31st in Northridge, California.
Pat Reusse
I'm trying to find his mom and dad.
Host 2
Weren't they are from India and lived in Delhi before moving to the United States.
Joe Christensen
Was he born in this country?
Host 2
Yes, he was born in California.
Pat Reusse
Delhi's a crowded place. It looks hygiene problems in that place. Too bad. I watched that movie when they were
Joe Christensen
jumping who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Pat Reusse
They were swimming through the.
Joe Christensen
Oh, that was a bad scene.
Pat Reusse
Swimming through. Through the poop. I don't like. I don't approve of swimming through poop.
Joe Christensen
No.
Host 2
He's only 24 years old and he already has seven professional wins.
Joe Christensen
He's only 24?
Host 2
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
Wow.
Host 2
24 years old. He was born in 2002.
Pat Reusse
He's unflappable.
Joe Christensen
Wow.
Pat Reusse
He's unflappable.
Joe Christensen
Well, twice. Burger hit it into the rough on 18 in the playoff. You can't get home from the rough on 18. He got close.
Pat Reusse
Was this guy on our. Was it last year? The Ryder cup was last year, right? Was he on our Ryder cup team?
Joe Christensen
I think so.
Host 2
I'm not seeing anything on their pat about that, but that doesn't mean I'm.
Pat Reusse
When is the Ryder cup back here?
Host 2
2028.
Pat Reusse
2028?
Host 2
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
2028.
Joe Christensen
Is that the next Ryder cup in this country is here?
Pat Reusse
Yes. Yes, it's here. And it was last year, so. It was so.
Joe Christensen
Well, you'll still be ready to cover it.
Pat Reusse
I always vowed I was gonna quit after the Ryder Cup. I didn't know we were gonna have another one, though. That was too bad.
Host 2
Just think of all the great coverage you'll have on that sports page.
Pat Reusse
But as I told you the other day, after suffering a serious defeat in the game of flaws, I'm in no hurry to retire. I'm fine. I'm doing fine.
Joe Christensen
Yeah, the flaws will do that to a fella. They'll make a guy wanna work a long time.
Host 2
Your guy, Akshay Batia.
Joe Christensen
Yeah.
Host 2
His fiance is being pictured with him as. He's holding that.
Joe Christensen
I saw her yesterday. She an attractive, good looking gal? Very good looking, good looking gal.
Pat Reusse
She ethnic girl?
Joe Christensen
No, she probably from California someplace.
Host 2
You know she's a brunette.
Joe Christensen
Not yesterday. Oh, so maybe he's got a new one.
Host 2
Well, this is. Her name is. Oh boy, Press. Oh, you're right. She's not a brunette. I apologize. Presley Schultz is her name.
Joe Christensen
Oh, the old Schultz girl.
Host 2
You know, some of those pro golfers always manage to.
Pat Reusse
The main reason I miss the champions up here is to read their bio. And I've said this before, But Bill has four children. 32, 28. Four and two. Yeah, those are. I think there's another marriage in here that someone didn't. You know, all those senior golfers who
Joe Christensen
are,
Pat Reusse
you know, the nice, polite sport, but they're still like all athletes. All they're really interested in is companionship.
Joe Christensen
I'm glad you put that so charitable.
Pat Reusse
Yes, right.
Joe Christensen
Say you're wild. Are going for it this year. We're not going to use the C word, but they are definitely going for it. They rented that 38 year old defenseman.
Pat Reusse
Seventh can use it, man. Tommy Reeds and all those joints, they can use it.
Joe Christensen
Now they probably will have to start the playoffs against Colorado or Dallas.
Pat Reusse
Or Dallas.
Joe Christensen
Well, either way, that's a. Dallas just
Pat Reusse
got done winning 10 in a row. I don't know if they've gotten beat yet. Last time I looked, they'd won 10 in a row.
Joe Christensen
The boys pulled a point out of Colorado yesterday.
Pat Reusse
They were up to one late.
Joe Christensen
Right. They lost in the shootout. Did they?
Pat Reusse
That wasn't a pulled goalie tie situation, was it?
Joe Christensen
No.
Pat Reusse
Okay, but they. This guy that they just got, who they gave up two number ones for, scored the tire for them.
Joe Christensen
The kid from Minnetonka Brink.
Pat Reusse
No, no, no, no, not us. Oh, Colorado. Roy. Nicholas Roy or something. He must be a good player because they gave up two number ones. They should be going for it.
Joe Christensen
They're going for it.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, so.
Joe Christensen
And that's what you got to do. You got to pick your spots.
Pat Reusse
Our guy. How many draft choices is our guy? Traded here.
Joe Christensen
Yeah, but they were seventh round.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, I know. A lot of them. Yeah, a lot of them are, but.
Host 2
But not for Quinn. They gave up the one for him, didn't they?
Pat Reusse
Should have given up about three of them. He's unbelievable. God, he's good. Just holds the puck all the time. And you know, he's starting to get a lot more national pub because as he came here, he was in Vancouver and they were buried. And now since the Olympics, people are on the bandwagon.
Joe Christensen
Oh boy. I'll tell you what, I never even heard of him when he's in Vancouver.
Pat Reusse
I knew that there were a bunch of Hughes's around. I didn't know where they were playing. Mom's now become an expert, though. They have mom on talking about other players.
Joe Christensen
She played college high.
Pat Reusse
Well, she was ahead of some. You know, I think you had to get along with her to be on the women's Olympic team for a while there.
Joe Christensen
So you think our twins will have a long playoff run?
Pat Reusse
Not unless they're fighting for the Grapefruit League title, which we don't do anymore. It is unbelievable to me the lack of. Now the Athletics got two guys down there and they're probably doing quite a bit, but I don't see it too often, so. But I don't know. We. Our guy Bobby Nightingale is great. His home now he's not even down there. So I don't know what we're. What's going on. But it's certainly not back in the day when we all had to go to spring training and stay there for a while.
Joe Christensen
God, even I stayed there one time a month.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, right.
Joe Christensen
It's rented a place in Winter Park.
Pat Reusse
Oh, man.
Joe Christensen
Because the field at that time was Tinker Field for the days.
Pat Reusse
Winter park is what now. It took a while for it to stick, but maybe a couple of years. But Winter Parks probably the place that got me thinking that maybe I drank too much, you know, that maybe.
Joe Christensen
Can I name the place? You might have had a few beef and bottles.
Pat Reusse
That's where we started.
Joe Christensen
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
And then we went to someplace. Then we went to someplace else. There. But that's when Rich the great. The late great Richie Nestle and the late great Steve Pacenti, Both from Channel 11. Steve got killed in a car accident driving out the RFK when he was like 40. And Richie, a Vietnam vet with issues but a cameraman but great guys. And I've told this story a hundred times, but we're in my room at 2:30 in the morning as hammered as three guys can get when Richie decides that Steve Pacenti should start calling Rosen and RJ Fritz and everybody else. Schmitty. Yeah, Schmitty. And doing his Freddy Goodwin imitation, complaining about the kicks covering. So that's how long. This was a goal. Three in the morning. He's calling up these. Doing his Freddy Goodwin invitation. It was pretty funny.
Host 2
Oh my God, you know funny.
Pat Reusse
His. His imitation of Freddy was fantastic. It was great. Lack of kicks. This was like 80 or so. I think it was the 1980 because they were starting to get less pub because they started charging for parking. And the crowds, you know, the greatest, the worst PR move ever. They started Charging for parking.
Joe Christensen
Well, the parking lot was the whole reason to go.
Pat Reusse
Right. And then they started driving. God, they had horse. Horse riding. Police driving the fans inside at halftime to get them out of the parking lot. You were supposed to go inside.
Joe Christensen
We didn't come here for the game.
Pat Reusse
No. God Almighty. My. I was only out there, like, a couple of times because I was covering the Twins for most of that run. How often did you get out there?
Joe Christensen
More than I wanted to.
Pat Reusse
You know what you were watching.
Joe Christensen
I didn't really. I don't really. I'm not a big soccer fan.
Pat Reusse
No, no. It's that in the game, so much different now. I mean, they change. They change players here, like, every week you got three new guys. We had this. We had the Same kicks for 5 years. The same Brits for 5 years.
Joe Christensen
Plus, I don't get the season. Why are they playing in the winter? Wait until.
Pat Reusse
They haven't officially started it. But starting next year, we are going to the international schedule, which is why Britain plays this way. I don't know. But we're not going to have games in June, July and half of August. We're not. Then the season starts. And then now they're going to take a month off in December and January, but the season starts. You're going to have early December and February and March home games.
Joe Christensen
Well, you'll die.
Pat Reusse
I know. I know.
Host 2
What country came here for a friendly?
Joe Christensen
Honduras. There's 20 below.
Pat Reusse
Three of them ended up over in the hospital regions. Regions hoping they save their digits. Yeah, I think one guy had two toes cut off. And they're gonna be home games now. It's unbelievable.
Host 2
He had a bad trip. That guy had a bad trip.
Pat Reusse
And when the. When it. When it. When the plug comes out and people stop coming, it's gonna go, really, don't you think?
Host 2
Well, yeah.
Pat Reusse
I mean, because right now they still got the loyal 18,000, but all of a sudden, when it, you know, if you get there and there's not as many people singing and stuff, and all of a sudden I go, whoop. I think it's going to be this, this, this. This new schedule could not have been improved by owner McGuire, I'll tell you that. He got to be outvoted.
Joe Christensen
Well, how many teams are in the Northern Belt?
Pat Reusse
Quite a few. I'm not sure.
Joe Christensen
There can't be a team north of the Twin Cities.
Pat Reusse
No. I'm not sure how many are in actual winter, you know, like Seattle's north,
Joe Christensen
but Seattle doesn't have real winter.
Pat Reusse
They don't have Winter.
Host 2
So Kansas City has a team.
Pat Reusse
Yeah.
Joe Christensen
They don't have sad winter.
Pat Reusse
That's true. I don't like Cleveland and Denver can
Joe Christensen
throw you a 60 degree day in January.
Pat Reusse
Cincinnati's.
Joe Christensen
They can throw you 60 degree days.
Pat Reusse
Well out New England and New England, New York. They all play outside New England, New
Host 2
York and because don't they play at the Patriots Stadium?
Pat Reusse
I think they do, yeah. I don't know. I can't. I go and just sit there and I don't go anymore because I don't serve any purpose. I can't. I don't know what I'm watching. I don't know who I'm watching. I don't know how to spell their names. If I do, you know, we're just. Does no good to have me there.
Host 2
So you aren't going to be covering the World cup again when it comes to.
Pat Reusse
No. What's going to happen if this, if the difficulties with our partners continue here? I hear Iran, the Iranian said it's doubtful whether they're going to be here or not. I think that.
Joe Christensen
Well, the Iranian women's team is in Australia. Five of them have sought. Five of them have sought.
Pat Reusse
Sought not to return home.
Joe Christensen
To return home. And Trump says if Australia does not take the whole team, he will. This country will give them. What's the word I want. What's the word when you seek asylum? Asylum.
Pat Reusse
Okay.
Joe Christensen
They don't want to go back.
Pat Reusse
No. Well, I, you know, and it might be, you know, they don't want to go back because they might get bombed is one reason. You know, they might not like the politics. But then there's also the fact that how many we killed now? 7,8000 we're up to.
Joe Christensen
I don't know the number. I don't know what the end game here is, Pat. There's only three options. Say you won and come home.
Pat Reusse
You know what I could write as a column about Minnetonka being bad losers. What do you expect when we're in a country being run by the worst loser in the history of madness?
Joe Christensen
No, he's a sore winner.
Pat Reusse
He's a sore winner too. Yeah, but he was a sore. He's still mad about the one he lost.
Joe Christensen
I don't understand that one. What, what demon does he have that still has him upset about 2020
Pat Reusse
margin was larger than the one he won by. Which he should be now when he
Joe Christensen
wins, he's still bitching about 2020. He's a sore winner.
Pat Reusse
He's a sore winner. That's right.
Joe Christensen
The sorest winner we ever had. Yeah.
Pat Reusse
Yes. It's. It is. It's unbelievable. So, anyway.
Joe Christensen
All right, what.
Pat Reusse
What else? Let's see. Topic.
Joe Christensen
Go for basketball.
Pat Reusse
Go for basketball.
Joe Christensen
Nice victory over Northwestern.
Pat Reusse
They tested that out, man. They. They played bad for the last 10 minutes, but at the end, that Langston Reynolds, the fullback of basketball, he just puts his head down, goes to the basket. Wasn't supposed to play that much till everybody got hurt. He's great. He's a warrior, man. He won the game for him. Went in, shot two layups in the last minute. That won the game for him.
Host 2
Because the tournament is this weekend, correct? The Big Ten.
Pat Reusse
Yes.
Host 2
Tournament is this weekend.
Joe Christensen
This week.
Host 2
You're right. I'm sorry.
Joe Christensen
Yeah. You're right. It starts tomorrow. Selections Sunday. Is this coming Sunday, correct?
Pat Reusse
Tuesday we don't have to play. That's when 15 plays. 18 and 16 plays. Day till Sunday. Wow. I don't know where it is this year. Is it Indianapolis?
Joe Christensen
That's a good question.
Pat Reusse
I don't know if it's. I think it's Indianapolis.
Joe Christensen
So the Gophers need to win that tournament.
Pat Reusse
Yes.
Joe Christensen
To be selected.
Pat Reusse
Yeah. They're not, but I don't think. Do we have those B squad tournaments anymore? Well, we have the crown, but I don't know what it is.
Joe Christensen
This Medved gets rave reviews for a team that hasn't distinguished themselves. He gets. He's getting really good favorable.
Pat Reusse
Yeah. Because they lost before the season started. They lost two guys, and then they've lost three starters since the season started. And he came in with.
University Maintenance Announcer
No.
Pat Reusse
With what? One awesome one was the only leftover. Basically, we're back in Chicago for the tournament. Ooh. But Mr. Reivers didn't talk you into going down.
Joe Christensen
Yeah. Is your dad gonna bug you to drive down there?
University Maintenance Announcer
Yeah.
Host 2
You know, we. We. We did make. Did make plans to make it there this year, but we might. Might have get it.
Minnesota Golf Passport Announcer
It was fun.
Pat Reusse
We wanted to be in Chicago, though, when you go.
Host 2
Oh, yeah. You have to have it.
Pat Reusse
For God's sake.
Host 2
Why aren't we getting one? What's going on here?
Pat Reusse
I don't know. What. What arena?
Joe Christensen
Target Center.
Host 2
Target Center? Couldn't you play it there?
Joe Christensen
Grand Casino.
Pat Reusse
We're all man at Target Center.
Joe Christensen
They're not going to turn U.S. bank into a basketball stadium.
Host 2
Well, they did it for the Final
Pat Reusse
Four, but that's about it, right?
Joe Christensen
That's.
Pat Reusse
Yeah, yeah.
Host 2
You mentioned something earlier. Pat and I forgot to pass this along, but Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is in the news. There hasn't really been much happening with the Vikings on the first day of free agency.
Joe Christensen
I see what Dak's problem is. What is it?
Pat Reusse
What'd he do? Girlfriend.
Host 2
He has a fiance, but it's being reported they are no longer getting married because she allegedly refused to sign a prenup before the ceremony.
Pat Reusse
Well, good for her.
Host 2
And I believe they have a child together.
Joe Christensen
Well, plus, there was a dust out up at the. They had a combined. Her party and his party, and it was combined and I.
Pat Reusse
That's not a good idea.
Joe Christensen
I'm letting my imagination run wild. I bet that. I bet that got a little different. I bet that was different. You know? Next thing you know, we're not getting married.
Pat Reusse
You can if you have them separately.
Joe Christensen
Yeah.
Pat Reusse
Keep the goings on private. That's okay, then. Yeah. Stuff can happen. With the fellas?
Joe Christensen
I think so.
Pat Reusse
With the gals?
Joe Christensen
I think so. Yeah. Well, they had a little problem there, and the next thing you know, it's off. We're calling her off.
Pat Reusse
Okay. But the kid still gonna get pretty good. Yeah, I'll be taking pretty good.
Joe Christensen
Did you see the Dolphins let Tua go?
Host 2
Yep. They released them.
Joe Christensen
They gotta pay them 100 million or something.
Pat Reusse
Yes. 89 million.
Host 2
Yeah, something like that. And they signed the packers quarterback, Willis. Willis, yes. The guy that is now the head coach of the Dolphins was the packers defensive coordinator last year.
Pat Reusse
Well, when you got to take that 80 million, 89 million, that cap hit, that kind of says you're going to have troubles for a couple of years, so.
Host 2
Well, if you're Tua, you take the money and you call it a day.
Joe Christensen
Would the Vikings be interested in him?
Pat Reusse
No. He's had a bunch of good.
University Maintenance Announcer
He's.
Host 2
Yeah, he's one hit away from his career being over.
Joe Christensen
Right. I know. I understand that.
Pat Reusse
I don't want him. I don't want him anyway. I can never spell it.
Host 2
Too much trouble?
Pat Reusse
Yeah, too much.
Joe Christensen
I don't even. Can't even say it. What's his last name?
Host 2
Tug of Ayaloa.
Pat Reusse
There was a guy playing bass. I went to the game Thursday night. There was a guy. Look up the Toronto Raptors roster for me, will you?
Host 2
Yes.
Pat Reusse
There was a guy playing for them. He can't even spell his name. It's actually.
Host 2
Do you remember the jersey number?
Pat Reusse
Oh, you don't have to.
Host 2
Sandro Mama Kalazi.
Pat Reusse
The one that gets spelled. That last name.
Host 2
M, A, M U, K, E, L, A, S H, V, I, L, L, I.
Pat Reusse
We can't have this guy. We can't have them.
Joe Christensen
That can't be. That should not be allowed.
Pat Reusse
No, no. Yes.
Joe Christensen
You got to change your name.
Pat Reusse
You got to ban Slovenians from.
Joe Christensen
How would you even say that?
Pat Reusse
I don't know.
Host 2
I'm gonna see if I can do a pronunciation deal on that.
Joe Christensen
The dictionary wouldn't know that.
Pat Reusse
No.
Joe Christensen
Mashalo.
Pat Reusse
You know what it says when you put that in there? Screw you.
Joe Christensen
Yeah, I couldn't pronounce that.
Pat Reusse
Do I gotta. Should I do a canopy ad? Because I need the copy.
Host 2
We. This is to be pre recorded.
Pat Reusse
Oh.
Host 2
Because this gets inserted into the program.
Pat Reusse
Okay, Very good. Thank you.
Host 2
Let's try it here.
Pat Reusse
I was at the canopy group the other day because I was going out to Minnetonka High School. Oh, sure. Right there. Right. Right down the street.
Host 2
All right, we'll see you later.
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Date: March 9, 2026
Host: Joe Soucheray (“The Mayor”)
Panelists: Pat Reusse, Joe Christensen, and others
This episode dives deep into two stunning state championship games in the Minnesota high school hockey tournament, with the Garage Logic crew providing colorful analysis, anecdotes from Minnesota sports past and present, reflections on high school athletics, media changes, and the ever-evolving sports landscape in the North Star State. Along the way, the hosts weave in stories about local institutions, college life, pro sports, and their signature mix of wit and nostalgia.
| Segment | Time | |-------------------------------------------------------------------|-----------| | Impressions of St. Thomas Arena | 01:55–04:48| | Recap of dramatic state hockey tournament endings | 07:09–08:26| | On Edina’s Chase Bjergaard—“12-letter” multi-sport athlete | 09:36–10:35| | Shrinking newspaper sports coverage & Twins spring training talk | 11:44–15:34| | Modern athlete pressures & the brutality of social media | 20:10–21:23| | Humorous asides: Unpronounceable names, old sports stories | 45:39–46:36| | Minnesota United & winter soccer | 36:44–38:12| | NHL Playoff predictions, Wild’s odds | 31:08–33:00| | Gopher basketball, tournament outlook | 41:10–42:22|
On the heartbreak after the high school hockey final:
“They were heartbroken. And they… did have a little petulance going for them, you know.”
— Joe Christensen (07:39)
On evolving high school hockey talent:
“The quality of play is amazing… They can do stuff with the puck that people weren’t doing a long time ago. The hand-eye coordination is extraordinary.”
— Joe Christensen (21:10 & 21:23)
On modern athlete vulnerability:
“Complicated for these youth right now… there’s going to be some people that don’t like them. Right.”
— Pat Reusse (20:46)
On shrinking sports page coverage:
“I have never seen the Twins getting as little publicity in spring training as they are this year. It's unbelievable.”
— Pat Reusse (11:44)
On absurdly hard-to-pronounce names in sports:
"We can't have them—that can't be, that shouldn't be allowed!"
— Joe Christensen (46:07)
On Minnesota’s winter soccer future:
"You’ll die."
— Joe Christensen (37:13)
On pro athlete bios:
"All those senior golfers who are, you know, the nice, polite sport, but they're really interested in is companionship."
— Pat Reusse (30:53)
The classic Garage Logic banter shines: witty, irreverent, conversational, and deeply knowledgeable about Minnesota sports and culture. Personal reminiscences, playful ribbing, and skepticism about the pace of change (from college traditions to media cutbacks to soccer scheduling) color the episode. The hosts skillfully blend recent headlines, nostalgic storytelling, and generational perspective.
This episode captures the heartbeat of Minnesota’s prep and professional sports scene, mixing hyper-local insights with universal sports themes: heartbreak, hope, the pressure of public scrutiny, and the passage of sporting traditions. If you care about high school hockey, the realities of local journalism, the idiosyncrasies of modern athletics, or just enjoy good-natured sports talk, this is a rich and entertaining listen.