Transcript
A (0:00)
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Jalen Groot, Claire Malone and Nate Silver.
B (0:17)
Hi.
A (0:19)
So slow news week, you guys.
B (0:22)
That's right.
A (0:23)
What do you think we should start with, like, war in Iran results in Texas. The AI apocalypse. What are we doing here?
C (0:33)
What's the audience want?
A (0:35)
Can we get a. Okay, so are we getting Puerto Rico? Did I hear any cheers for war in Iran? All right, folks, let's do this. Hello and welcome to this sold out live show at the Comedy Cellar in New York City. Give yourselves a round of applause. My name is Galen Druch, and in case you couldn't already tell, we have a packed evening for you guys tonight. We are fresh off of the most expensive primary race in American history. We did it, you guys. 70 million and there's still going to be a runoff. So congratulations, everyone. We are at war with Iran. Are we at war with Ecuador too? I saw something on, like, social media. I'm not really. I can't keep up with this one.
B (1:24)
It's news to me.
A (1:25)
And then, of course, we are staring down the barrel of an AI apocalypse, or at least an AI Think piece apocalypse. And we're going to cover all of that. And on top of that, we have promised you guys to do a Republican 2028 primary draft this evening. And so, amidst the civil war in the Republican Party that's breaking out over the war in Iran, we are going to try to discern where the party moves next. And here with me to do all of that is writer at the New Yorker, Claire Malone. Give Claire a round of applause.
B (1:59)
Good to be here.
A (2:03)
Founder of Silver Bulletin, Nate Silver. Yeah, thank you, Katie. And of course, the most important ingredient of the evening, all of you, give yourselves one more round of applause. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so before we go any further, I want to make my usual stipulation that what you are about to see is the live taping of a political podcast. If you came here expecting stand up, you are absolutely welcome to stay. But any jokes that you see performed on this are purely unintentional, are purely incidental. It's happened before. You know, people, we're in New York City, we're in the West Village. Some people come off the streets expecting to see.
