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A (0:00)
I don't mean to interrupt your meal, but I saw you from across a cafe, and you're the Geico Gecko, right? In the flesh. Oh, my goodness. This is huge. To finally meet you. I love Geico's fast and friendly claim service.
B (0:10)
Well, that's how Geico gets 97% customer satisfaction.
A (0:14)
Anyway, that's all. Enjoy the rest of your food.
B (0:17)
No worries. So are you just gonna watch me eat?
A (0:20)
Oh, sorry. Just a little starstruck. I'll be on my way.
B (0:24)
If you're gonna stick around, just pull up a chair.
A (0:26)
You're the best.
B (0:27)
Get more than just savings.
A (0:28)
Get more with Geico. I'm gonna put you on, Nephew.
B (0:32)
Welcome to McDonald's.
C (0:33)
Can I take your order, miss?
A (0:34)
I've been hitting up McDonald's for years. Now it's back. We need snack wraps. What's a snack wrap? It's the return of something great. Snack wrap is back. I'm not sure anymore just how it happened before the places that I knew were sunny and blue I can feel it deep inside this black nigger's pride I have no fear when I say and I say it every day Every nigger is a star, every is a star thing. Who will deny that? You and I and every is a star. Yes.
B (1:43)
Happy Black History Month.
A (1:44)
That's Boris Garnett, ladies and gentlemen.
B (1:50)
Yes. Jade's moment in black music history.
A (1:57)
Thank you.
B (1:58)
Thank you so much, sister. Praise the Lord.
A (2:02)
Praise the Lord. You know, it's so interesting that this opened the way that it did, because, you know, so I. I just did. I just did Noah's Career Day.
B (2:16)
Nice.
