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Obviously. I love Amazon prime and there's so many different reasons why I am obsessed with it. Not only can you see something on Instagram or TikTok or hear about it on a podcast and think, wow, I need to order that. And then you can order it on prime immediately, but it also just makes your life better because sometimes you forget someone's birthday or a Christmas gift or a flag day gift. I don't know any type of gift. And you can literally get it so fast with Prime. Prime just makes your life easier and it always comes in clutch. Not only is it fast, it's also free delivery. Fast. Free delivery. It's on Prime. Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix your wi fi.
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Manifest that shit. We can't be managed. It was fun.
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I mean, the day just got away from me.
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What up, my glacial gigglers? It's the middle of the winter. We're on the grind. But the sun is starting to come up a little. A little early.
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What a mental health moment for the day.
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I don't know. I don't wake up in the morning, but if I did, I heard the sun does wake up this morning.
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Hannah and I did a zoom together. Hannah slept on it. Hannah's eyes were closed at one point.
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There was no adult on the zoom. It was me, you and Grace and everyone.
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We were discussing adult things.
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We were.
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And Hannah had one eye open.
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Wait, when you. It takes me like a full two hours for both eyes to open in the morning. Had a little crusty.
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B
Can I start the pod with something?
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Yeah, I. I love when you start with a. I got an email. Aggressive take. Oh, an email. I know you read emails.
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Using first party food delivery data, Gopuff determined that Kinder Bueno was the biggest winner amongst the consumer packaged goods brands that advertise super bowl, the chocolate bar maker saw 100% increase in units sold through GoPuff in the hour after its yes bueno ad aired. Per the report, it also achieved 444% higher all day sales compared to the past five Sundays. The food delivery service says. I was not prepared to make a speech of acceptance. Let me just look into the camera really quickly. First and foremost, I'd like to thank my haters, specifically all my ex boyfriends. One said that I'd never have a career, but I would like to have the data show that I am better than you guys. I knew it. My mom knew it. And now you.
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Men love data. Men love data.
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Men love a graph.
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Put in a spreadsheet, send it to them. I would like to call it the page Desorbo effect. And I never thought that candy would be one of the things that.
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See, I did.
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You do love a snack.
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I love snack. I and I'm like a chocolate person over like a sour candy. I. I don't want kinder to get mad at me for this, but for people who haven't had it before, it truly is just a better version of a KitKat.
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Well, it's funny. I sent it to my brother and his family and my brother loved it.
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They're so good, let's be honest.
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It's European.
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They also have a white chocolate, which people smell sleep on white chocolate, and it's actually really good. I prefer the milk chocolate, but to each their own.
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So basically it was your Super Bowl.
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So basically I'm like the candy queen.
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Do you want to tell us anything more about, like, the actual shoot? Because I remember, like, you had to go international for it.
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I had to go international.
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You were in space.
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We filmed in Canada and at one point they did want me to wear glasses and. And I was like, okay, but people aren't going to know that it's me. And so I stood up for yourself. Well, I didn't. I told someone to tell someone, like, hey, maybe like we do a couple without the glasses. And they were like, okay, great. And then the guy that I did it with, his name is William Fitchner Shakespeare. I like, didn't know what to say to him, but I like, know him from obviously, like so many different acting things. But I said to him, like, I loved you in Entourage. Like, it was like, you're one of my favorite characters, like the season you were on. And he was like, what was my character again?
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Obsessed with him. And I was like, he's like, I don't know her I love you.
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So I'm like, you're just. You're so accomplished. You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That hit, that hit number one show that I was on. He was on Entourage. He was like one of the agents at one point. His name was like, Phil Yagoda.
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Did he give you any acting advice?
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No, he didn't. But he was so friendly and so nice and there was like part of me that I was like, you're like a really accomplished actor. I wonder if you're like, who is this random girl? But he was like, so pleasant.
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We meet famous and also like smash.
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Like, he's like old. He was like older and like tall. Like, you would have loved him.
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Loved. No, I know. And especially he had a headset on. Like, boss people around. Yeah.
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And he was just like, he was really getting into the role, you know? Like, you would be amazed at how many times you have to say one line.
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Well, I have to say I heard that one line is actually harder than a movie. Like when you just have no. And I believe that and that's a fact.
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As someone who's delivered a lot of one lines.
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I don't know. You are the one liner king. I've been doing some auditioning. Not to brag, no callbacks yet, but keep an eye on. I'm kind of just working through some. Some early stages of my career. And it'll be basically, they say when you have an audition with one line, like you overthink how to say that one line to the point that you're like, how did I ever say this word before? It's kind of like when you have one interact with a crush and like in that moment you're like, hi. So I literally spoke like Yoda. I was like, you are. Hello, my name.
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Whenever I film a commercial, it gives me such an appreciation for like, you know when you're like watching the Oscars and they're like, okay. And like best award for production and you're like, boo. Like, next. But then when you film something like that, especially like a 30 second one minute commercial, you're like, how the do they actually film.
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Do a movie? So literally, like eight lines could take eight hours to shoot. Yeah, like every angle.
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I think a one minute commercial. I was in like one section of it and that. And I was a full day shoot. Yeah. I think I got there like 6am.
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What was your motive?
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My character?
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Yeah, what was your. What did you like?
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She was nervous and she was like, I'm like a woman in like, I.
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Was she was a woman.
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Woman in stem. I was a rocket science. Yes.
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Yeah.
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And so I really makes sense.
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Like, they were. Who should we cast for rocket scientists? Paige desorbo.
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How about that girl that's always in bed? So I just really tried to get into that role of, like, oh, no, this isn't good. And there has been so many times in my life where I've said, oh, no, this isn't good.
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So you channeled from your past. Yeah, I channeled from my past. Honestly, it really came out in the performance. I feel like I'm the first to make fun of you when you do something bad. You nailed the acting.
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Thank you.
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You nailed the acting. And I don't know, maybe there's more acting in your future.
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Maybe, maybe, maybe.
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Meanwhile, I'll be auditioning.
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And one last thing about the super bowl, because I'm actually like, we're not over it. I'm not over. And I continue to get more and more mad when I go on the Internet. Take the super bowl out of it. Traveling and immersing yourself in other cultures, going other places is, like, the number one way people get smarter and grow.
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In general as people.
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That and, like, reading books is like.
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How Paige reads one book.
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Sorry, and welcome to my book club. 8. I actually have a lot to talk about about my book club. So, like, I'm not getting it because it's like, why wouldn't you want your child to watch a Super bowl halftime in a different language and have, like, what if. Even if one child was like, oh, I really want to learn Spanish, like, this is so. And now you have a smart child.
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Duolingo sales sparked after that.
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I mean, I'm sure.
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But, yeah, what makes America so beautiful is all the cultures coming together and creating what we are. And the American dream is coming from nothing and trying to become something. So, anyway, also, shout out Jessica Alba, 44. I saw it. And I go, that looks like, you know, young Jessica Alba. It looked.
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AI. Just.
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I said, I.
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That's.
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That girl is identical to. That's just the album 30 years ago. And then they go, yes, Jessica Alba. You know, I once saw her at a bodega.
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B
Really?
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She was, like, picking out a drink, which, you know, is so fun. At a bodega, there's so many different drinks. Do you think she's from any point?
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Jennifer Lopez was like.
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No, Jennifer Lopez is not going to la casita. She's like, I'm. The. I'm either running the casita. I'm not going to just be in the Background of a casita.
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Well, you know what I also realized, which I had completely forgot about, when JLo and Shakira did the halftime show, they brought Bad Bunny.
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Bad Bunny's been there.
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I completely forgot because he must have, like, just. Well, yeah, because what year would that have been? That had to have been at least 22.
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No, that was. No, that was Eminem.
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Okay. Because in my head, that was 10 years ago.
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Yeah. I've also watched that documentary multiple times, and we were mad about that because that was when they told the girls they have to split it the time. Yeah. And we were.
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We didn't like that.
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Side note, do you know the Seahawks owner is a woman?
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I did know that.
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That was iconic.
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I saw her, like, take that, the trophy.
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Let's work on owning things. I love it. Let's. Let's own everything.
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Honey, I own businesses. That's one of my favorite vocal stems.
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It's. Honey, I own this.
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Honey, I own businesses. Who is that again?
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It's. What is that from?
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It's like Blac Chyna's mom. She's, like, doing a podcast, and they're like, how do you have money? She's like, honey, honey, I own businesses.
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Anyway, let's start with something controversial.
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Okay.
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Vogue wrote an article about Birkenstock shoes and how brides are wearing white Birkenstocks because they commented. Oh, you saw it?
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Yeah.
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You go, I reported that post.
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No, literally, I blocked them after that. It was wedding. Posted it.
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Someone at Vogue is Hannah coded.
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I commented and I said, where's the line?
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I said, finally, someone has, like, look. So many women on their favorite day of their life or whatever are in pain. Are in horrible pain. Their Achilles tendon is fighting for its life.
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Grab a ballet flat.
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You hate a Birkenstock.
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Unless you live in Denver and are from Denver. That is the only girl slash woman that I allow Birkenstock look on your wedding day. I know that Birkenstocks are very trendy right now to, like, wear with jeans and some girls. So cute.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to grab a ballet flat over that because I lean a little bit more feminine in how I dress, but I love, like, a masculine or, like, an androgynous, like, outfit.
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Yes.
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But Birkenstocks are so, like, to me, crunchy granola. Like, I just went on a hike and that is just, like, not the energy I'm bringing for my wedding.
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Even if they're white.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I hate the men, and I think that we're. What's the Word. Where it's like, we're better than them. Like, I'm not a feminist.
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You're a Ms. Andress. Yeah, Ms. Andress.
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And so, like, if I'm yelling at them for flip flops or sandals, I can't then tell the women, like, oh, yeah, you can wear this on your. No, I'm barefoot.
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I'm today dressed as a retired old.
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Man, which I think is my gym teacher from 2005.
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I'm wearing white barrel jeans and an oversized white collared shirt. I feel. I feel like I have opinions on the stock market that, like, no one listens to, but they just nod when.
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I say a Saturday. And you're like, I don't want to really get into it.
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Yeah, I don't get into it, but I have businesses.
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I have businesses.
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Oh, my God. So you mentioned that you watched the ice skating.
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Yes, the three episodes.
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Three episodes. And I was like, how did I miss that? I realized I saw glitter and gold and I saw two beautiful people. I thought it was a cheesy Netflix scripted show. Scripted rom com about two people on the ice. And I said, if I had a nickel. I've watched heated rivalry. I don't think we're gonna beat that. Yeah. So last night. I am obsessed.
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I knew you were gonna love it.
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I am so jacked up.
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Because you want to know what it felt? It didn't feel like a documentary. It felt like reality TV that was real.
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So to go more in depth, the chaos of it, it's a pairing. So it's. It's normally either it's a man and a woman that, of course, end up falling in love with each other and get married because you're so intimate with this person and you have to trust them so much, and there's a compatibility and chemistry you have to have. So, like, these two people got together and then.
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Side note, just because I want to talk about it and not forget it. Can we touch back on Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi after this?
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Yes.
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Noted. Duly noted.
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We're fighting for our life with our adhd. Honestly.
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Friday episodes. I'm like, fuck it.
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So it's. This is actually a great movie. So it's this gorgeous girl and this gorgeous guy, but they're just friends.
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This is America team.
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This is America's team. Who, by the way, do you know? She designs everyone's outfit? So her competitors are going on. They're like, oh, Madeline designed it.
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Wait, did I miss that? Yeah, you were the girl that's married to the guy.
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She's Known to have, like, the best design, taste. And she. They all designed their own outfits. They're doing full, like, plays. They're doing Broadway shows.
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People aren't talking about how stunning she is. Like, I need her on the COVID of Vogue.
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I need her starring in Chicago after Whitney Levitt, and I need her in Chicago. I want to be a casting director.
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Not that I'm going to see that, but I need her in it.
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I mean, deep down, I want you to do it. Because that would be so funny, because you'd be miserable.
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I would be miserable.
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You're like, I'm so sorry. I have to try to sing this.
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No, I would get out of it.
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But, like, what people don't understand is that Paige is actually, like, not bad at singing. So I think we should start a go.
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I'm actually horrible.
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No, I saw you accidentally sing once, and it was good. Proceed, proceed. So anyway, these two. He realizes he's in love with her, and he's five years in, and they're an amazing team. So he's like, if I tell her that I love her and this goes badly, this ruins my career. And, like, it's not easy to just find another top gold performing partner.
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It's kind of similar to when girls are like. But, like, the friendship. Fuck the friendship. Like, this is the. This is like, okay, but this would have affected your livelihood and your career. I get, like, this.
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I actually get why. It's like, hold it in. Maybe just.
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Yeah, hold it in. But when girls think about, like, oh, what about our friendship? I'm like, just say it.
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Just jerk off to her. And, like, don't say anything. So this man is like, I couldn't hold it in anymore. And I just told her, I love you. So he wasn't even, like. He was like, hey, I think I might be, like, kind of attracted to you when I'm holding you up every time.
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Yeah. When my fingers are inside your vagina when we do that one move, I'm.
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Like, really into it. Or when they put their skates on the guy's leg.
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Oh, I'm so glad you. You notice that too, because I'm like, how does she get off without slicing him?
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No, the fact that they have any. What's it called, Your extremities by the end of any dance is, like, a miracle. Yeah. So also, she's doing these crazy outfits where, like, the skirt is causing issues.
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Yeah.
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The skirt's blinding him. The skirt's hitting her in the face. The skirt's getting under him. She's Tripping over the skirt. And she's like, no, it's for fashion. She's so u coded. The second I trip over the skirt once I say, burn the skirt. I'm wearing khaki pants.
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Burn it.
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So he says to her, I love you. And she doesn't take it well. Immediately she's like, I must have missed all this. I have. You were on your phone also, guys on my phone when I watch your documentary, I'm taking like notes. So she.
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I started paying attention when the gay guy came on and wait, there's two.
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I'll get to the.
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And there was like some drama. I was like, okay, the outliers.
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She processes it and doesn't know what to say. Processes it. Next day just goes, I feel exactly the same about you. They're married, but last Olympics they got fourth. Yeah. But now the three people who had beaten them are retired. So they are the favorites. So they're coming in so excited, hot and heavy. But then the French team comes through. This gay French guy is the cuntiest Frenchman. He is like, I'm sorry, Scared. Like, I'm terrified. Like, I pee myself. If he talked to me when he.
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Came on the screen, I was like.
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This is a parody. He's a villain of some. He's the gay villain which everyone needs in their life. Honestly, I could use him.
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He was like, he did rivalry and then spit. Like he was so like.
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Also he looked at his coach and the coach was scared of him. Like, that's how you know the man is powerful and he is like the perfect filler in his face where like his face is not moving and he doesn't have to move it because he has no emotion.
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Also, the scene story just. It just lends itself to a movie being made. Like a comedy movie being made about this.
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Well, do you remember Amy Poehler had a Blades of Glory? It was about all these dancing couples and they're like crazy outfits.
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Amy Poe was in that.
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I think she had a cameo.
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Oh, did she?
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I think she did.
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Cuz it was when in doubt.
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Amy Poehler was in was wilful.
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She either wrote it or whenever my dad is like talking about a female comedian, I just say Amy Poehler because that's like really the only person. And he's like, yeah, yeah.
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So the t is that he won gold last year and retired. And everyone's like, okay, great, this guy retired. And then his ex partner writes a biography saying that he was like horrible to her and was really hard on her, which, like, no one's Doubting the man is scary. But then this other girl, she was with a man who gets accused of, like, assault.
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Oh, I didn't realize that's why he was out.
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Yeah, like, he's under investigation. Okay. So she loses her partner. 20 years.
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She didn't want to be done. She was, like, forced.
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And he's. And he. But it's also like, her partner. Like, she's like, do I support him? Do I know? No.
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They're kind of a great story.
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The both of them have so much controversy, but they happen to be best friends. And I actually see, like, their friendship, and it's really, like, you can tell they both. She was like, I wasn't gonna skate. I was. I didn't even know, like, where my life was gonna be.
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B
Can we just take a minute for their names?
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These are made up names. This is.
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Wait, who's the one?
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I don't know. Look it up.
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It's like something Jean Croissant.
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And I'm like, jean Pierre Jacques Croissant. It's also. I want to learn French so bad. It's so sexy when they. So you love pretty things. I don't. When they were skating, I was like, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's also really powerful and she talks about. It's so fucked up. These female skaters, they're not just getting rated on how good their moves are. They're getting rating on their makeup. They're getting rated on their outfit. Judges are literally going, I don't like her makeup.
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Same with the gymnastics girls. How their hair is.
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What? Yeah, like, the way that I would immediately fail. But the girls should not be great. That's taste. But that's what they were saying is that the judging is based on, like, art. And it's like, oh, I just didn't like how their dance made me feel, which makes me. You know how I am.
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B
Yeah. You hate things that are unfair.
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That is unfair. But can I just say, because I did get some messages being like, hey, I also have, like, a justice thing. Like, I hate when things are unfair. So what do you do with. What do you do when something's unfair? You're just like, that's life.
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Well, the blonde from Canada, she kept getting scored. And they were. She was like, I'm a professional figure skater and you're scoring. She kept getting cancer yet and her mom died.
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Mom died.
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She was like, you keep scoring me as if I'm an amateur skater. I am a professional. She's like, one of the only ones that Spoke up. And then I almost feel like they. Because she spoke up, they tried to fudge her even more.
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Tail as old as time.
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It's just interesting to think that, like, in every genre, every, like, work. Like, what do I. What am I even trying to say? Every industry has a situation where it's like the girls are looked down on. Like, it's like, okay, well, you're not.
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To say the gay men in ice skating.
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Hot.
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How attracted were you to that? He was so your type. He's like. And then he starts like, I feel.
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Like I dated someone.
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Like. But it was funny. He was like, I came out four years ago. Like, you think I just came out.
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Yep, that's my thing.
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A
But it also makes me think, if these guys were straight, would they be hockey players or could.
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B
I mean, he could have gone into hockey.
- [21:54]
A
They all could. Like hockey and ice dancing.
- [21:56]
B
Actual cross. So good at hockey.
- [21:59]
A
So good at hockey.
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B
Because I feel like he's quick.
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A
Yeah. And.
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B
And he's strong.
- [22:02]
A
But I was objectifying that man. I said yes. Spin around again. Spin around.
- [22:07]
B
Honestly. And his face, like, he was a good looking man.
- [22:10]
A
Gorgeous.
- [22:11]
B
I'm so glad you watched it. I knew you would like that.
- [22:13]
A
Well, then when you're done with it, you real. They're like, we're about to be ready. Olympics are happening. So then I go to peacock and I click. They had their first dance. So I watched it and the French did amazing. I didn't watch the Americans yet.
- [22:26]
B
Was it their freestyle or the.
- [22:28]
A
It was the first one. But you know, it's also so funny in the dance, they don't actually do like, big jumps. It's all dance.
- [22:36]
B
Yeah, yeah. They're ice dancers.
- [22:38]
A
They're ice dancers. And what would you wear if you were an ice dancer?
- [22:43]
B
Oh, God.
- [22:46]
A
I know you've thought about it.
- [22:48]
B
I mean, I just love no lace.
- [22:50]
A
You hate lace.
- [22:51]
B
I hate lace. I would have like, a lot of like, pink sheer moments. And I feel like the. I you want to actually have that.
- [23:01]
A
You love a high collar.
- [23:02]
B
I love like a bedazzle. Like the blonde from Canada. She was showing like a My Fair lady. And I was like, Like, I loved that.
- [23:12]
A
Yeah.
- [23:13]
B
I just think, like a little mini skirt. Like, I don't love that they're doing the longer skirts. I just feel like they look a little matronly, but maybe the shorter skirts look a little childish.
- [23:22]
A
I was actually obsessed with the look that the French girl has in her first dance with the black sleeve and the like circular bodice thing. I would have worn it.
- [23:33]
B
I have actually PTSD from like dance class when I was like 7 because I remember a dance teacher told my mom I didn't fit my unitard and my mom was like, how dare you?
- [23:45]
A
My. Like, I can't fit a bodysuit around my vulva, like, because my torso is too long. And so if you see me in a bodysuit, it's not clip.
- [23:54]
B
Yeah.
- [23:55]
A
And I have a fat ass. Thank you for. For bringing that to forefront. So. Yeah, I loved that. It reminds me of when I played tennis. I never cared about the outfits where now I look back and realize there were girls that were like you. Where everything was about the match day outfit. Where I literally was like, I can't wear my practice clothes.
- [24:16]
B
Not to bring it back to the super bowl, but people aren't talking enough about Coco Jones singing.
- [24:21]
A
I love Coco we.
- [24:23]
B
She sing not the national anthem. Whatever. She did so well, but she did like a play on Whitney Houston's outfit. Oh, and she looks so good and.
- [24:33]
A
Like she's the next one that, like, she's. She's been popped like she won a Grammy. But her skill is there now. It's just like the Hollywood, like, she's.
- [24:42]
B
About to be like the Hollywood es.
- [24:49]
A
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A
Podcast that's ironcladapp.com podcast. There's a lot of. A lot of talk about Cat's Eye after the Grammys. Are you on that algorithm?
- [26:13]
B
You know, I'm not, because I feel like that's so Gen Z. I'm my algorithm.
- [26:17]
A
So Gen Z. It's just people. Well, they did this song called Gnarly, and it's like, I feel like I've heard that. Yeah.
- [26:25]
B
Sing a little bit. A little ballad.
- [26:27]
A
The lyrics are, like. I guess I thought it was, like, kind of humorous, but they're like, Tesla, Gnarly.
- [26:33]
B
That hasn't come across my.
- [26:34]
A
Yeah. And they're doing a whole dance, and everyone was like, they wanted, I guess, more. But people have to understand these girls are not choosing the song. There are corporations. These singers are corporations.
- [26:48]
B
And cat's eyes, like, 12 girls, right?
- [26:50]
A
It's like, five or six of them. And it was based on a competition. Like, all these girls battled it out to be the first American K pop group.
- [26:57]
B
This one right over my head. So this was a, like, talent search. And they put together Cat's Eye, and that's them.
- [27:04]
A
Yeah.
- [27:04]
B
And they're the first American.
- [27:05]
A
And one of the girls that didn't make it, now she's, like, doing really well individually. Oh. And she's really talented. And people think she's gonna pop it anyway. I tried to watch it. I cannot watch, like, teenagers dreams die. Like, no.
- [27:17]
B
Well, that's a normal.
- [27:18]
A
They're like, you're not pretty, you're not smart, you're not funny, you're not brave. And I'm like, she has braces. Like, leave her alone.
- [27:26]
B
Okay. Not to, like, literally start a book.
- [27:28]
A
Club, but you're gonna do this. The second I said, pretty girls start book clubs, you were like, maybe I should say mine.
- [27:34]
B
So a lot of the gigglers were DMing me, and they were like, hey, so Nightingale might be, like, a bit too. They're like, just surmising at your reading level. Might be a bit intense for you.
- [27:49]
A
It's gonna take you eight years to.
- [27:50]
B
Yeah. So, like, we recommend maybe getting something a little lighter so that when you get sick of Nightingale, you can, like. So I got seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo. Now I'm, like, reading two books at once.
- [28:00]
A
Wait, you love that. Seven husbands.
- [28:02]
B
Well, because I started it, like, years ago and I never finished it, and I, like, forget everything about it. So I'm like, I'll just reread that. But I also now, because I'm, like, so into reading books that are, like, movies. I ordered Withering Heights, Wuthering Heights.
- [28:17]
A
Wuthering. Is it wuthering or withering? I think it's Wuthering.
- [28:22]
B
Withering. Wuthering.
- [28:23]
A
It's w. Withering. Wuthering.
- [28:28]
B
Okay. I don't even know what that means.
- [28:30]
A
So they go, withering.
- [28:31]
B
Withering.
- [28:31]
A
Withering heights. Des told me that it's an incredible story Des loves.
- [28:35]
B
Okay, well, everyone keeps saying that the original story is, like, so not what the movie is. So I wanted to, like. I feel like I read it in high school, but I honestly can't freaking remember.
- [28:45]
A
Should we see Wuthering Heist together?
- [28:47]
B
I definitely want to see it. The PR of it. First of all, love Margot Robbie's outfits. I'd like to credit you for doing the random bows first in your hair.
- [28:57]
A
Stop. Wait, you're.
- [28:58]
B
And wearing that dress was very. Withering heights coated before withering heights. Pressure.
- [29:04]
A
Do you think it's another I was too early for?
- [29:07]
B
I think it was another you were too early. And I really think that you should look into Margot Robbie's stylist, because he's exactly what you're looking for. Like, he's putting her in vintage Galliano. Like, her. Her looks for this press tour. It's not like she has one good look or, like, oh, there's another. It's every single, single look.
- [29:28]
A
I like that they're having fun with it. I like that they're being intentional.
- [29:31]
B
Yeah.
- [29:31]
A
I like that they have, like, they're performing.
- [29:34]
B
Yeah, they're performing.
- [29:35]
A
I hate when it's just, like, make me look cute in this.
- [29:37]
B
And so, like, that part of the PR is extremely relatable to me. The part of the PR with, like, her and Jacob Elordi. And I don't know how much of this is true or legitimately just pr, but if it's legitimately just pr. Stop. Literally. It's weird and uncomfortable.
- [29:56]
A
Is it? When she was like, I became codependent on him, and I'm like, I can't leave him alone or something.
- [30:01]
B
That and also, like, he put a million roses in my trailer, and I told him I'm in love with him. Like, the first time we got duped with a PR stunt, like, that was A Star Is Born. And we were all like, they're in love. And then, like, we quickly realized, oh, no, they wanted us to see the movie. We were gonna see it anyway.
- [30:23]
A
Well, that's our PR for giggly squad. Everyone's like, are they married or are they fighting? Because it's a lovers quarrel.
- [30:30]
B
But I just. I'm like, is Margot Robbie's husband The strongest soldier ever alive.
- [30:36]
A
Well, I was gonna say Jacob Elordi. Whether you like him or not, whether you think he's boring or not, whether you think he's cocky or not, he is the hottest guy right now.
- [30:45]
B
Totally. And I feel like he isn't any interview I've seen. He seems extremely respectful and very nice. And he's down.
- [30:53]
A
So he. When. I mean, when he first popped out his Australian accent, I said, oh, this man is layered. And he's.
- [30:59]
B
He's got depth.
- [31:00]
A
People don't talk about it, but he's like six, five.
- [31:02]
B
And one time he did an interview, and they were like, where are you? And he was like, in a hotel room. Then he, like, pay on the camera, and his mom was sitting right there. And I was like, he's a good man, Savannah.
- [31:11]
A
If. If a man has a moment, some people say they're a good man. But, like, compared to, like, I'm sorry, Glen Powell doesn't do it for me. I'm not. I'm not getting butterflies when Glenn Powell comes on my screen.
- [31:24]
B
I'm gonna say something. I actually met Glen Powell at Kelly and Mark in person. Very much a movie star.
- [31:32]
A
I could see that. And I'm not saying he's not a movie star. I'm just saying I don't. You don't get the hots for him in person. I like, Jacob Elordi's ruining your life, right? Like, that man you're meeting one night.
- [31:42]
B
Well, do you watch Euphoria?
- [31:44]
A
I watched the first season. Season and a half.
- [31:47]
B
Oh, okay.
- [31:48]
A
Yeah.
- [31:48]
B
Well, because his character in that, I'm.
- [31:49]
A
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even him and the other one where with Barry Keoghan running around, he was.
- [31:56]
B
Oh, yeah.
- [31:56]
A
He always just plays like, the guy.
- [31:58]
B
Who, like, into him.
- [31:59]
A
Barry Keoghan is gonna be. Good question. He. He dates Rear Carpenter. That was the greatest thing he ever did. But he is playing Ringo Starr in the new Beatles movie coming up.
- [32:10]
B
Remember he had that quote and he was like, yeah, I'm just, like, trying to be a good dad. So I, like, see him once every three days, 30 days. And we were like, wait.
- [32:20]
A
So I current. It reminds me of. I have this bit on stage where I'm talking about, like, should I have a kid or not? And I'm trying to figure it out with the audience. And someone was like, like, you can do it. You can imagine it. And I'm like, I'm not a male comedian. I can't just have a child and leave them at home and go on tour.
- [32:35]
B
Well, one of my favorite quotes, like, someone said on the Internet was, I don't want to be a mom, but I'd love to be a dad. And ever since I heard that, I was like, no. And I'm someone that I can say from a child. I have never wavered whether or not I want to have kids. I know I want to have kids, but being in my adult life, some of the closest people to me we've talked, like. And they've been like, I don't know if I want them. And it's been such an open, good conversation.
- [33:08]
A
Well, it's good. Like, I've wavered.
- [33:09]
B
Yeah.
- [33:10]
A
I think it's healthy to be like, and what if? Like, we have free will. What if?
- [33:14]
B
Yeah.
- [33:14]
A
And I think for me, it's just because, like, I compare myself to other male comics sometimes who are my age, and I'm like, oh, my God, am I. If I have a kid and they have a kid, we're gonna have such a different experience. But then the girls are also like, hannah, you've a long torso, and you'll be able to make fun of it in, like, a way that the men can't.
- [33:32]
B
Yeah, but no, that's actually so true. You'll have so much, like.
- [33:36]
A
And then I was like, I could bring. I could bring the baby and leave it in the green room. But, like, Ally Colbert cannot. If you've met Ali, I'm not leaving my baby with Allie Colbert.
- [33:44]
B
No, honestly, my assistant is, like, so excited for me to get pregnant so that her job description changes. You know, she's like, let's do something else here.
- [33:53]
A
But Daphne's like, hi.
- [33:55]
B
Daphne's gonna be a menace. I feel like when I have a child.
- [33:58]
A
Well, my brother has a kid, two kids, and his cat. It's a good cat. And at first, the cat was, like, definitely, like, perturbed because the babies don't understand, and you're, like, gentle. But then for some reason, the cat understands that it's a baby.
- [34:15]
B
Wait, speaking of babies, I don't know if I said this, but I just. Literally, this year is the first time I've had, like, two extremely close girlfriends. One had a baby and one is currently pregnant. Where, like, I've gone to, like, friends weddings and whatever, but we just hit the phase where, like, they're having children.
- [34:36]
A
One.
- [34:36]
B
It's, like, so crazy. And you realize that, like, there isn't this big, like, oh, I've changed as a person. It's just like, your friend, and now she has a baby. But I have to say, she got.
- [34:46]
A
A purse that has a lot of responsibility.
- [34:48]
B
No, literally, I'm like, so are you bringing her everywhere with us?
- [34:51]
A
Like pukes, poops.
- [34:53]
B
But I have to say, my one girlfriend and Ariana, she's grande, she's a nurse. Like, she's just like the perfect human. She's also stunning, beautiful, gorgeous. But when she sent me a picture of her baby, like literally fresh out of the womb, I was like, ariana, you know me. I'm not just saying this because you're my friend. This is the prettiest newborn I've ever seen. What did you do? And she said she ate so much fruit every single day. And she was like, I'm not kidding. I really think that's why she's so pretty. Granted, her and her husband are very good looking people. And she's a nurse.
- [35:34]
A
Margot Robbie being like, if you eat fruit, your kid will come out looking like me.
- [35:38]
B
No, but I feel like she as a nurse, she. And she's a NICU nurse, so like she really knows babies. And I was like, I'm like literally writing that down to say on the pod because that's some information we, we needed.
- [35:49]
A
Yeah, go on TikTok, shop and buy this and your kid will be so good looking. By the way, are you still tick tock shopping?
- [35:57]
B
You know, I tick tock shop here and there. A lot of times I go over to Amazon because I'm a millennial.
- [36:02]
A
Yeah. Oh, so you see it and then you put it in Amazon. I do feel like sometimes it's so cheap that I'm like this, I'm not gonna get it like that. It's fake. Right? And I get.
- [36:15]
B
It is so freaking easy though, to.
- [36:17]
A
Just double click because Apple Pay feels like it's not real money.
- [36:20]
B
I mean, I bought my tuning forks, now I'm inundated with the tuning fork girls. And now I'm actually planning a sound bath retreat.
- [36:30]
A
The girls have a tuning bath retreat.
- [36:32]
B
The girls have convinced me. One girl DM'd me this morning and she was like, hey, big tuning fork girl here. I keep them in my car because I have road rage. And I was like, you're the epitome of a giggler.
- [36:44]
A
I feel like, wait, I feel like women are allowed to have road rage.
- [36:49]
B
Yeah. Because we don't take out guns.
- [36:51]
A
Yeah. Like when men have road rage, like, bad things happen. Women have road rage. I'm like, she's standing up for herself. She's being independent. She's taking up space.
- [36:58]
B
Speaking of road rage, did you see that story about the professional football player who dated the per. Is was dating the WNBA girl, and he, like, chased her down in the car, and she drove to the police station. That's crazy.
- [37:13]
A
She's like, you didn't think of that. She's like, come and get me.
- [37:17]
B
I think. I guess she broke up with him.
- [37:20]
A
Okay, Classic cte.
- [37:21]
B
She broke up with him. They were dating for, like, three years. She broke up with him. He was, like, stalking her, and she was like, stop stalking me. Like, blocked his number, whatever. And then she's driving, like, on a Saturday morning, and she realizes he's behind her and he's trying to, like, hit her car.
- [37:36]
A
Jesus.
- [37:37]
B
So she, like, I think, calls the police while she's in the car, but, like, just drives to the police station. The police come out, get him. It's like, gotcha. No. Literally, no.
- [37:47]
A
But this is also an example of, like, social media. When you see, like, people in relationships with, like, I don't know, athletes, it's not always what it seems. And some of these men.
- [37:58]
B
Right.
- [37:59]
A
Just because you're good at a game doesn't mean you're good at being a person.
- [38:01]
B
And I would say that for, like, all public figures.
- [38:04]
A
Yes. You know, if he's, like, so influential and charismatic that he accidentally gets famous, but, like, to try to get famous and have a publicist.
- [38:18]
B
Unless you are a true talent.
- [38:20]
A
Yes.
- [38:21]
B
Like, you have to be a true cinema.
- [38:23]
A
Unless it's like, the world needs your talent to become a better place, then I'm like, okay, that's fine. Like, your voice. You have the voice of an angel.
- [38:30]
B
But if it's just you having a podcast. No. Girls are different. Obviously, girls have a lot to say.
- [38:36]
A
100%.
- [38:37]
B
We've been through a lot.
- [38:38]
A
We've been suppressed. So obviously now we have to overcompensate.
- [38:41]
B
Right.
- [38:42]
A
Which leads me to. I can't wait.
- [38:45]
B
What it would lead.
- [38:46]
A
I actually have two different things. I could go perfect.
- [38:48]
B
We could go in either direction.
- [38:50]
A
There's no way to feel cool while you're talking into your remote. Like, there's nothing more humbling than, like, trying to say, like, it's like your customer service voice, but, like, also, wait.
- [39:03]
B
This actually is so funny.
- [39:05]
A
Because you know what's even funnier? I don't do that. I thought about it. I realized I don't. It's like Bluetooth. I don't trust it. I'm typing it in.
- [39:12]
B
You're such a freak.
- [39:13]
A
Because I don't trust, like, which button to press for it to happen, and I don't even try. Like, I'm an old lady.
- [39:20]
B
Well, I just got a new phone, and so I was like, setting up my phone, whatever. And one of the parts is like, set up Siri. And so to set up Siri, you have to say these certain prompts like, siri, what's the weather? Siri. But. And so I did it. And then I was like, wait a minute. I just did that in my customer service voice, and it's not gonna recognize my real voice. And I have a cold.
- [39:40]
A
You're coughing the entire time. That's how you open your phone. You cough twice. Also, I have a big. A big gripe with the new phone. A huge gripe.
- [39:50]
B
I have a huge one.
- [39:51]
A
It's not what you think it's gonna be.
- [39:53]
B
What is yours?
- [39:54]
A
My favorite thing in the world. My only number one hobby that brings me consistent joy is screenshotting things that I'm never going to look at again. Yeah. In the new phone, you don't just screenshot. You have to, like, screenshot and put in your Social Security number. Give your firstborn, say where you want to save it. Add to divide by 12. What? Who decided that?
- [40:20]
B
Don't even get me started on the photos. I'm like, oh, great, a photo from 2007. Where's the one I took today?
- [40:27]
A
You can't find it. Like, you can't find it.
- [40:29]
B
I'm like, hello?
- [40:30]
A
Also, I think it's a glitch, but when I. When I send a lot of files. So when I go into, like, something I said to you and I want to see something I sent you, like a photo and I press info. It's not coming up. No, I'm in disarray.
- [40:43]
B
My gripe with the new phone is I have royalty fingers. I have the longest, skinniest fingers you can get. I'm a dream to text. Okay, I can get there. I'm Shana Shay's child. Okay.
- [40:57]
A
I'm the exact opposite. I press one letter and it hits eight letters.
- [40:59]
B
I sound drunk every single day. Like, the texting is so touchy that like, and. And the word correction. I'm like, now, why in the hell I've never used would I want to say that when that's not a word.
- [41:13]
A
So they always go to, like, sex or something inappropriate. Oh, really? I feel like mine. Well, cuz, you know, they're always like one sec and always says one sex.
- [41:22]
B
That means you're typing the word sex a lot.
- [41:24]
A
Am I?
- [41:25]
B
Cuz it's like, oh, she means this word. She always says all the time.
- [41:29]
A
That's how I literally sex my husband. I'm like, let's sex. Because I've lost all creativity.
- [41:33]
B
Like, not real words. And I'm like, okay, that doesn't make any sense. And then I have to be like.
- [41:38]
A
I'd rather them send the wrong real word word than just gibberish.
- [41:42]
B
Right.
- [41:42]
A
Do you remember when people could speak pig Latin? And I was like, if I don't learn pig line, I'm gonna be behind.
- [41:46]
B
You're gonna be fine.
- [41:47]
A
I'm not gonna be prepared for that. Wow.
- [41:49]
B
In high school, I'm not gonna have any friends.
- [41:52]
A
So I was like, you know, I was like, where did all you people learn pig line? Did I, did I sleep late that day? Like, when was.
- [41:58]
B
I think I knew it for like, maybe part of like fourth grade, but I don't remember. It was just. It's just every word, like backwards.
- [42:07]
A
Backwards. Yeah. And they would say something to you and you'd be like, I don't get it. And they're like, well.
- [42:11]
B
And then once you got it, you.
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Podcast that's ironcladapp.com podcast I'm having trouble pronouncing a word and I need your help.
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Origin.
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B R, O, O, C, H, B.
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I'm sorry, I have to write it.
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B R O O C H because they're becoming brooch. I thought it was brooch.
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Well, that would be a U. Brooch.
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Or is it brooch? Or is it broach?
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It's a brooch.
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It's a brooch.
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Also, first of all, broach doesn't have two O's.
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Everyone's spelling it with two O's right now. So that's the thing. I thought it was broach too, but broach. I would put O, A C H. So all the girls are wearing brooches and I just. I accidentally said brooch in front of someone and I, like, still haven't mentally recovered. I haven't recovered because saying brooch in front of like, another girl is like. She was like, what did you say? And I was like, I've been.
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Oh, it is too oc. I would have only done one.
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See what is going on?
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Well, it's. Sorry, what's the origin of the word?
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I do encourage everyone to buy some vintage brooch. Brooches. Yeah. And put it on their bags. Put it on their blazers. I think, honestly, From Traders and Lisa Rinna having a deadly brooch. It's. It's the word history.
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Middle English, brooch. B, R, O, C, H, E. Pointed instrument.
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Broach. See, that makes sense. Spelled like that. Or maybe it is brooch. But the British say brooch.
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Brach, rhymes with cooch.
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Wait, cooch, Brooch.
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No, it's definitely brooch, Hannah.
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Okay.
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How do you feel about the men wearing brooches?
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I don't hate it, but, like, I'm not having sex with you. Like, I can appreciate the art.
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Okay. Exactly.
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Yeah. It's like short men. Like, I. They exist and I support them.
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We think they should be allowed to vote. But, like.
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Can I say another thing about tv? And we talking about tv, the girls don't always realize how tall men actually are. And they have to factor that into a lot of scenarios that they can't. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, especially reality tv, people don't know the heights of men. And it factors into a lot of things. Like, there's certain guys that people like, why does anyone like him? And I'm like, well, he's tall. Then there's certain guys that people like. Why don't people like him more? And I'm like, he's actually really short. But you can't tell. Wait, when people see you in real life, what is the feedback you get on you physically?
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Like, do they say, I get you're prettier in person? Like, oh, my God, you're so pretty in person.
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That is brutal.
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Yeah, it kind of is. Because I'm like, what do I look like on tv?
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No, that's brutal.
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But I know that they're meaning it in, like, a compliment. Like, oh, my God. I didn't. I didn't imagine you to be pretty this pretty in person. So, like, I know it's a compliment, but when I hear it, they're like. Like, they say it almost shocked. Like, you're pretty in person.
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They shouldn't say, you're pretty in person. Just say, you're so pretty. You don't have to say prettier, because then it makes you feel like.
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But a lot of times I do get you're a lot tall, are a lot shorter than I thought you were going to be.
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I get you're taller than I thought. I'm five seven. Paige is. I would say five four. Yeah, I think you're five three. You think you're five three.
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I actually think I might be, like, five two.
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I think you told me five' four once. And I just ran with It.
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Yeah, that's what I say to everyone. But, like, if we really got a measuring tape out, I think I would be, like, just hitting 5. 3.
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Also, you always wear heels, so I actually have never seen your real.
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Well, here's the thing. I'm all leg. I'm. No, you look so tall in photos.
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Yeah.
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So I come off, even in person, taller because it's almost like you're only seeing my legs and, like. Like, okay, you're taller than me. But our legs. I know my legs start.
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I think people think I'm shorter in person because they see my nubby legs, and they're like, there's no way that her torso's that long. Like, you can't.
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You're the Britney Spears of giggly squad.
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Okay? And people don't talk about it enough.
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Wait, I feel like I was just. I was gonna say something before we went off on, like, a tangent, and then now I. I can't remember.
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We were talking about brooches.
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It was after Margot Robbie.
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Oh.
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Kim Kardashian. And Lewis Hamilton didn't even touch on it.
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I'm, like, not supportive. When I say not supportive, I mean, like, I don't get passionate about celebrity relationships. I always think they're kind of pr. I'm always like, okay, cool, whatever. Sometimes I actively don't like them. I love this for her. Why do I love it so much?
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Also, did you see Kanye, like, tweeted or xed or Instagram commented? I don't freaking know. He's such a freak. He goes, why are you. What did he say? It's not funny, but it's also like, you're insane. Why are you. It was like he was texting her. He was like, why are you dating Lewis? Give me back my daughter. It's also like, Kanye. You have three other kids with Kim.
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Also Lewis Hamilton. I did see him in person at the F1 premiere I was at. Cute. Cute.
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Is he Tom? Is he short, tall?
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Tall, stylish aura, Powerful, confident? Is he British?
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What a haiku you just said to us. That was honestly one of the most beautiful sonnets I've ever heard. And then you ended it with a question. He.
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He has the, like, calmness about him, but he understands, obviously, high pressure because his job is insane. Like, it's, like. Like, as violent as skiing. No.
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Like, you could die.
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You could die every time.
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It's also like, if you could handle.
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A race car, you could handle Kim Kardashian.
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It's. It's one of the chicest. Oh, I love it.
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It's crazy that it's chic because I'm like, it's cars with oil. But it's. It's like.
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Yeah, but it's like in Monaco, you have to be, like, rich to even get into it.
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Yeah.
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It's kind of like, what's the thing when they get on the horse?
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Yeah.
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What is that? Polo. It's kind of like polo. It's like a rich sport, which is also, like, very deadly.
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There's, like, rich men who love racing who, like, make their own little race car teams and just, like, pay for, like, guys to race their cars. And some guys, their full career is like, getting paid by a rich man to race cars for him. And that's an algorithm we didn't even know. Could be.
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I looked over at a man's Instagram reels. I'll stop there. The other day, and he was just watching people, like, like, fist fighting in the backyard. But it was like a ring of people. And I was like, is this real and illegal? Like, what is this? He was like, no, it's just like, backyard fighting. Like, what the is backyard fight? He's like, it's boxing in the backyard. Like, go to work. Do you have a call or something.
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Just to, like, put clothes away? Yeah.
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Isn't there, like, an email you should attend to or something like, this is crazy. Wait, the other thing about Lewis Hamilton, and every time I say his name.
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Very regal.
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Every time I say his name, though, I do think of, like, Hamilton the musical. Oh, anywho, leave us Hamilton the lore that he was dating Nicole Scherzinger for years. She was, like, the first. She was like the number one wag. She was like a wag before it was cool to be a wag.
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Do you know, I kind of like that because I do like when guys have a type of. I like consistency.
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And now we've.
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I said he likes a star with long, dark hair who has a beautiful.
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Body, who's like, I would assume a similar, like, strong person like her and Kim.
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Yeah, they give me similar auras.
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Here's the other thing that I will give to the men. Men who are, like, have a little bit of ambition, are smart enough to know that dating a woman with equal amount of ambition only makes them better.
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A great man needs a great woman behind him. Yeah. And a great woman.
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And also, I think it's very. It's obvious that Lewis Hamilton doesn't get insecure about dating.
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That's the thing.
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Powerful women.
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And yeah, with Kim, I do think sometimes she Gets in a position where she's, like, mothering the guy she's with.
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Yeah.
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Not to, like, we don't know her real relationships, but, like, Pete Davidson, for example, I'm like, she's. He's just one of the kids in the backseat, you know?
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Yeah.
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Where. Lewis Hamilton. That's a man.
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Kind of like what you said the last pod when you were like, you have to have the same amount of swag, and when they don't have a swag and when there's a discrepancy, you're like.
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Like. I feel like she'll, like, can, like, learn stuff from him. Like, he's. He's worldly.
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Like, I feel like it's going to be, like, new and fun for her. And, like, I'm just. I'm very happy for her.
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I'm excited about this.
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Yeah. It's someone that I can really see her, like.
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Like, saying, I don't know.
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His age spells it. L, E, W, I, S. Yeah.
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Spell it out for me. Don't make me. Is it Louis?
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41.
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41. Oh, I love that age.
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And you want to know what? He's her type, too.
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Yes.
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Let's see how old Kim is.
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Well, she loves. Loves an athlete. She loves an athlete. She loves an athlete.
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45.
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Perfect. Perfect.
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Wow. She's stunning.
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I would argue he still isn't fully mature. That happens to men at 43.
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I feel like it, like, just.
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It's according to Instagram, but it's starting.
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No, it's kind of crazy, like, 40. I feel like for our generation, 40 is almost like the new 30, where, like, 10 years ago, it was like, if you're not married and have a baby by 30, like, you're what? You're done for. But now I feel like it's almost like 40 is when you're really starting.
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I hate to say it, but I have friends who are 30. If they got pregnant right now, I'd be like, what do you want to do with it?
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No, I'd be like, I'm gonna call someone because this is whatever you need to do.
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You let me know.
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Yeah. I will say my two friends that just had babies are my two most capable friends, or my one friend that had a baby and my one friend that's pregnant.
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I've only had one pregnancy rumor once, and I thrive off it.
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I'm waiting for my Ozempic rumors, but guess they're missing. Guess those are missing.
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Well, thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so much. So, so, so much. And we'll talk to you later. Bye. Hi, this is Hannah Berner from Giggly Squad. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. I've been trying to stay consistent with moving my body in ways that actually fit into my real life, and Peloton makes that so much easier. The new Cross Training series balances your workouts with 15 plus workout types for endless movements on and off your equ. Stay motivated with weekly personalized plans that guide you from beginner to experienced. Push past your goals with routines tailored for you. It feels really approachable, even if you're just getting back into a routine, which a lot of us are this January. It's nice not having to think about what to do. It's already mapped out for you. Get the New Peloton Cross Training Series Terms Apply hi, this is Jonathan Fields from Good Life Project.
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If you're not using Ironclad for contracts, you could be leaving millions on the table without knowing it. Every contract holds renewal dates, pricing terms, and obligations you can't afford to miss. But good luck finding them when it matters. Ironclad's AI instantly surfaces what matters so.
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You can act before opportunities slip away.
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That's why they're trusted by OpenAI, L' Oreal and Salesforce. Find the savings hiding in your contracts@ironcladapp.com.
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Podcast that's ironcladapp.com podcast.