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GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST
Hosted by Brett Collins · EN
Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!
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ARIANA GRANDE, PEREZ HILTON, I WANT YOUR SEX, TATE MCRAE
1w ago01:35:01Tap to summarizeJames Haven is gay! "Who is that", you ask? Why, he's the brother of Angelina Jolie, who mouth kissed her on the red carpet back in 2000 at The Oscars. After congratulating James on his homosexuality, I then dive into the vary harrowing topic of Perez Hilton's gruesome mental breakdown on TikTok live. This might be the spookiest public meltdown of all time, so we wish that both Perez and his family can heal from this travesty. On a lighter note, Tate McRae made quite the deceptive sponcon video the other day. DID THE MAKEUP WIPE EVEN TOUCH HER FACE?! Next, I finally get to discussing not only Ariana Grande's new album, Petal, but also the public discourse surrounding her skinny body. We are rooting for you, Ari! Then I move on to talking about my new favorite Gregg Araki film, I Want Your Sex (2026). I suddenly want to have a dom/sub relationship with my kinky artist employer! Lastly, you get to hear my hot take on the announcement that the 2027 Met Gala theme will center around John Galliano. Listen now <3
Transcribe →EMMA ROBERTS, THE INVITE, CHARLI XCX, THE 5-STAR WEEKEND
2w ago01:31:03Tap to summarizeI'm still complaining about Taylor Swift's wedding!!! Well, mainly just comparing it to Emma Roberts' recent wedding to Cody John, and how this type of soiree is the chic event Taylor SHOULD have thrown. I digress... After that, I touch on the recent trend of celebrity kids dropping their father's last names. In the case of Suri Noelle (née Cruise), I understand because I too would not want to have any association to the church of scientology! Next up, I discuss The Invite (2026) and how straight people might actually be just as slutty as gay people. Do you know any heteros that are members of "the lifestyle"? Then I touch on my fondness for Charli XCX's new Album, Music Fashion Film, and how David Lynch should have been on the album cover (may he RIP). Lastly, I tell everyone to go watch the new white woman/wine show called The 5-Star Weekend on Peacock. It kinda sucks but it reminds me of home! Listen now <3
Transcribe →THE ODYSSEY, OH MARY!, ROBIN BYRD, JACKASS
3w ago01:27:13Tap to summarizeThe Odyssey sucked!!!!!!!!!!!! I start out this episode by apologizing for missing last week due my trip to NYC. I saw Oh Mary! and it was f**king incredible. There was a slight hiccup though... Meg Stalter almost didn't perform due to bronchitis! Thank god our girl pulled through. After that, I make sure to address that Lindsey Graham died and how the internet treated the death like a comedy bit. He was gayer than a Care Bear! Next, I talk about my new hero, Robin Byrd, and her hot, new documentary, Bang My Box (2026) on HBO. This woman was a regular Elizabeth Taylor when it came to gay advocacy! Then I have no choice but to talk about my bleak experience in watching The Odyssey (2026). I feel like everyone is lying to themselves... did y'all really understand what the f**k was going on in this movie?! Lastly, I touch on the final installment of Jackass - Jackass: Best and Last. While this movie is definitely the weakest of the franchise, at least you get to see Chris Pontius's dick. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →TAYLOR & TRAVIS WEDDING, MADONNA, ELLE
Jul 1101:39:36Tap to summarizeMADISON SQUARE F**KING GARDEN?! Where will their honeymoon be? At The Sphere in Vegas?? This episode contains a lot of complaints and criticisms about a certain celebrity wedding that recently occurred in NYC. However, before I bitch about that, I have a little Lindsay Lohan update. Not only is our girl 40, but there is also a Parent Trap sequel in development. My feelings on this are mixed, but excited for Lindsay, nevertheless. After the Lindsay news, I really lean into hating on Taylor Swift and her first husband's wedding. Basically, this wedding is the type of party the Plus Size Park Hoppers would throw if you gave them unlimited funds and no boundaries. After that, I talk about more exciting news: Madonna's new album, Confessions II. Even though I will argue that the music video is the best part of this album's rollout, I am still very thankful that mama Madonna is the #1 pop girlie of the moment after so many years. Finally, I end the episode by sharing my thoughts on the new Legally Blonde (2001) prequel series, Elle (2026- ). Guess what? I HATE IT. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →JUSSIE & KARAMO, DISCLOSURE DAY, COUTURE, BRITNEY'S SONS
Jul 301:33:59Tap to summarizeBREAKING: Jussie Smollett and Karamo Brown are a couple. There hasn't been this iconic of a liar duo since Milli Vanilli! I start off this episode with an update on our girl, Daveigh Chase (it's not good), and then I swiftly dive into deep shit-talking about the new gay it couple that is Jussie and Karamo. Do we think they will commit to each other as fiercely as Jussie committed to his false narrative?! After that, I switch topics and give my review of Steven Spielberg's Disclosure Day (2026). I didn't hate it! In fact, I love the silly click noises Emily Blunt was able to do with her mouth, in addition to her compelling American accent. Next, I give my less positive review on Couture (2026) starring Angelina Jolie. The movie is sh!t, but hey, Angelina looks hotter than ever! Lastly, I have to highlight how Britney Spears' son's, Sean Preston and Jayden, are the fresh hot models of Paris fashion week! I'm hoping they are the new male nepo baby version of the Hadids. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →WHITE LOTUS UPDATE, CLAVICULAR, LIZZO, MADDIE'S SECRET
Jun 2701:01:54Tap to summarizeHelena Bonham Carter won't stop farting!!! Or at least that's what the internet is alleging. I start off this episode by getting into The White Lotus season 4 casting drama, and the bizarre details as to why Laura Dern has replaced Helena. After that, I discuss why male rhinoplasties can be a social misstep - as exemplified by that douchebag, Clavicular. Next up is Lizzo's new album that is performing poorly to say the least. By the way, did or did Lizzo not stick a banana up her pu$$y?! Please advise. Then I give an in depth analysis on the fascinating new bulimia centric film called Maddie's Secret (2025). It wasn't as funny as I had hoped, but John Early did deliver a performance that was almost too compelling. Lastly, Olivia Rodrigo is tearing a page out of Sarah McLachlan's book. No, she is not starring in sad charity commercials about dying animals, but instead she is creating her very own Lilith Fair. Olivia's festival will be called Daisy Chain Fields and it will be held in Irvine, CA come late August. See y'all there! Listen now <3
Transcribe →STOP! THAT! TRAIN!, SCARY MOVIE, MATERNAL INSTINCT, GWYNOCIDE
Jun 2001:25:56Tap to summarizeSTORMAGANZA AHEAD!!! This week I talk about a lot of upsetting things, but my snarky attitude makes them palatable (I think?). Sadly, we have to pour one out for another child star gone too soon. Daveigh Chase, the beloved actress who scared the shit out of us in The Ring (2002) has passed away. I can't take all this heartbreak! Thankfully, to lighten things up, I discuss the new outrageous comedy film, Stop! That! Train! (2026), and let you all know that Delta Work is WRONG and this movie is amazing. Next up, I discuss why the latest Scary Movie (2026) installment is a bit disappointing. A damn shame! After that, I get into the most hair-raising documentary called Maternal Instinct (2026) that is all about a psychotic southern belle who lies incessantly and committed fetal abduction. She also shops at Torrid! After that, I touch on Gwyneth Paltrow's brutal faux pas and why she has earned the new nickname "Gwynocide". Lastly, I bring up the viral resurfacing of Tyra Banks' book, Modelland. Tyra will never let anyone tell her there's something she can't do! Listen now <3
Transcribe →GOOD NUT, BACKROOMS, KYLIE MINOGUE, PRIDE RECS
Jun 1301:25:09Tap to summarizeI'm pretty sure I said the word "gay" at least 500 times this episode. Did you know it's pride month?! I kick off this week's episode with a surprising brand partnership between Tom Brady and new coconut water called "Good Nut". A lot of people think coco water already tastes like semen, so why not just call it like it is! After that, I detail my takeaways from the new horror movie, Backrooms (2026), and why its concept is so unsettling. Does anyone remember the hellish children's play center called "Leaps and Bounds"? It's a very triggering memory! Next, I remind everyone that the new Kylie Minogue 3-part documentary on Netflix is the perfect thing to put on during pride month. My favorite part of the doc is when Kylie exemplifies how to look your hottest at an ex's funeral! Lastly, to highlight gay art, I recommend a list of content everyone can either discover or revisit to honor the gays. Long live Judy Garland!!! Listen now <3
Transcribe →DEEP DIVE: EUPHORIA
Jun 601:20:16Tap to summarizeWHY DIDN'T LAURIE BECOME A POP STAR?! This deep dive episode is dedicated to everyone's favorite sleazy saga, Euphoria. While me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), would have liked to unpack Euphoria in its entirety, we only had enough breaths in us to focus on season 3. What a season it was! We talk about everything from the internet's hot takes, to Cassie's 50 foot woman tits, to Laurie's potential career endeavors had she not (spoiler!) hanged herself. She could've been the next Miss Rachel! Listen now <3
Transcribe →AZEALIA BANKS, GUCCI, THE CRASH, NEW CHARLI & ARI
May 3101:16:52Tap to summarizeLions, and tigers, and Azealia Banks wearing a crop top that says "lobotomy" in Hebrew - oh my! I kick this week's episode off by dissecting the recent viral video of Judi Jupiter abruptly interviewing Azealia Banks in NYC. Who knew that Azealia can play [kinda] nice sometimes! After that, I happily go on about Demna's latest Gucci show, but more specifically, how good Lindsay Lohan looked in attendance. Scrunched curls are back, baby! Next up is the scandalous new Netflix documentary, The Crash. Word to the wise - if you want to prove to the world that you're a rebellious bad girl... crashing your car into a brick wall with others in the vehicle is NOT the way to do it! Get a tattoo next time. Lastly, I talk about my fondness for Charli XCX's "SS26" music video, and Ariana Grande's polarizing new song "Hate That I Made You Love Me". Is the song about her Spongebob boyfriend or not?! Listen now <3
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