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GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST
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Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!
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THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2, FAMESICK: A MEMOIR BY LENA DUNHAM
1w ago01:51:20Tap to summarizeThe sequel sucked and Lena is in pain! THAT'S ALL!!! This episode I go DEEP on two very significant topics: Anne Hathaway's latest drag coded film, The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) and Lena Dunham's seminal new memoir, Famesick. As you can see by the length of this episode, I have a lot to say. I talk about everything from why Miranda Priestly has lost her cool to how Stanley Tucci is too sexy to be on anyone's "ugly f**k list". I also go in on why we should all shame ourselves for shaming Lena Dunham so bad a decade ago, and how sometimes the most unexpected drawback of fame can be your own mother resenting you. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →MADONNA, MOTHER MARY, PRACTICAL MAGIC 2
2w ago01:18:52Tap to summarizeMadonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations. Lastly, I have to touch on the recent Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer. Why on earth does every fantasy adjacent film these days need to look like some tech nerd produced it on discord?! Bring back good cinematography! Well, I guess I have a lot to b!tch about this episode... Listen now! <3
Transcribe →DEEP DIVE: THE COMEBACK
3w ago01:30:01Tap to summarizeHello hello hello! Have you ever willingly made a complete fool of yourself for the slim chance of television stardom? Well, if you have, then you have a lot in common with our modern messiah, Valerie Cherish! Oh yes, this week's episode is all about The Comeback and the show's legendary star. Join me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), as we discuss all of our favorite aspects of this incredible series, as well as break it down season by season. SPOILER ALERT: season 3 is the weakest, but we are hopeful it'll improve before it fully wraps. We cover everything from Val's beloved red locks, to how much we'd love to see her planted in an episode of Euphoria. God bless Lisa Kudrow. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →COACHELLA, ALEX VS ALIX, LAGUNA REUNION, MARTHA STEWART
Apr 1801:30:52Tap to summarizeBieber slayed at Coachella!!! Just kidding, it kinda sucked. But you know who didn't suck? ADDISON RAE. Listen to me go deep on all of the highlights from Coachella weekend one. After that, I can't contain my excitement for the recently announced Martha Stewart biopic starring Cate Blanchett in the titular role. Also, did you know Cate Blanchett hates leaf blowers? Next up, I have to address the internet feud regarding Alex/Alix who look eerily alike, but apparently hate each other. Guess what? We still don't know why! Finally, I get into the Laguna Beach twenty year reunion. TWENTY F**KING YEARS. God, I'm old. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →THE DRAMA, LOVE ON THE SPECTRUM, KYLIE JENNER, FALSE PROPHET
Apr 1201:39:08Tap to summarizeLong episode! What can I say, I just love to talk about drama. Specifically, The Drama (2026) is a film I have a lot to say about. Would you call off a wedding after learning your soon-to-be spouse almost committed an unforgivable act of terror? Well, this film teaches us is that maybe you should. After that mess, I get into the unexpected and polarizing career pivot for Kylie Jenner's hard seltzer brand, Sprinter. Booze is out, you say? Well then, have a sip of my new wellness water! Next, I dive into my all time favorite show, Love on the Spectrum. Where can I purchase any of Madison's craft jewelry?! Lastly, I talk about the harrowing new Netflix doc series, Trust Me: The False Prophet. Not only do these women need to break free from their abuser, but they also need to break free from these unsightly hairdos! Listen now <3
Transcribe →BRYON NOEM, MARC BY SOFIA, SLAYYYTER
Apr 401:16:51Tap to summarizeBIMBOFICATION! The new kink that's sweeping the internet thanks to republican husband, Bryon Noem! Yes, I am sure to break down this saucy, bizarre scandal in granular detail this episode. Honestly though, I hope Bryon owns his sexual oddities and starts an onlyfans to monetize! Become a full Barbie icon, my guy. After that, I switch topics completely and talk about my new favorite surface level (but stunning) documentary by Sofia Coppola about her gay bestie Marc Jacobs. Little me was obsessed with all things Marc, so to see these two on screen talking about Liza Minelli and Bob Fosse really makes me wanna throw on my sequin romper! After all that jazz, I discuss the new album of the summer, WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA by Slayyyter. We love to see a niche internet girlie have a come up. Also, justice for Brittany Murphy! Listen now <3
Transcribe →TAYLOR FRANKIE PAUL, THE COMEBACK, HANNAH MONTANA, READY OR NOT 2
Mar 2801:22:36Tap to summarizeLadies! If you are going to throw a metal bar stool at your man... be damn sure that he is not recording you! This week starts off with a bang as I dive into the entirety of scandal surrounding the very abrupt cancellation of the new season of The Bachelorette. Will Bachelor Nation survive after this?! After that mess, I get into the very anticipated new season of The Comeback. Valerie Cherish feels like part of my soul at this point, so a deep dive episode on all three seasons might be necessary! After that, I discuss the new horror sequel, Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026). Was it great? Not really. Although, it is thrilling to see Sarah Michelle Gellar slay gold diggers instead of vampires! Finally, I talk about the incredible "Hannahversary" in which Miley Cyrus pays tribute to the icon Hannah Montana for the 20th anniversary of the show. P.S. There's more Chappell Roan drama! Listen now <3
Transcribe →OSCARS, NICOLE KIDMAN/TWEETY BIRD, CHAPPELL ROAN
Mar 2001:18:44Tap to summarizeAHHHH!!! Heidi Klum flopped so hard that it felt like a hate crime! This episode is mostly about the biggest night in Hollywood: The Oscars. Who won, who lost, and who looked like a dirty dish rag. Spoiler alert! Heidi Klum had a devastating fashion faux pas that I go on about for almost 20 minutes. Beyond all the Oscar discourse, I also talk about other important topics, such as Nicole Kidman's orgasmic appreciation for Tweety bird. Lastly, I have to complain about Chappell Roan and her recent Karen-esque behavior in Paris. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, DARYL HANNAH, SLANTED, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
Mar 1401:13:06Tap to summarizeTimothée Chalamet says no one cares about ballet and opera!!! Apparently, such comments will get you an internet beating and the potential loss of an Oscar. Aside from those harsh comments, Daryl Hannah was upset by the harsh portrayal of herself on Ryan Murphy's Love Story and has taken to the New York Times to air her grievances. If someone called me a cokewh0re, and I had never done coke, I'd correct them too! Moving on from that drama, I explain why the movie Slanted (2025) is a flop, despite it having some winning jokes throughout. Turns out, a film about a Chinese girl transforming into a Caucasian prom queen slut was not the masterpiece I had hoped for. To end the pod on a sad note, I tell you all about Christina Applegate's new memoir, You with the Sad Eyes. Apparently, our favorite hot, blonde, funny girl has been through a hell of a lot more than just MS in the decades we've been watching her on screen. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →JIM CARREY, SCREAM 7, BRITNEY SPEARS, GUCCI
Mar 701:16:32Tap to summarizeTrying out something new out this episode - my CLONE will be hosting!!! JK, I do not have a clone, or at least not yet! Firstly, I of course have to address the latest internet conspiracy surrounding Jim Carrey. Can't a guy just get a chemical peel and some filler without being berated with clone accusations?! I mean, c'mon. After that, I take a long time explaining why Scream 7 (2026) is the worst film of the franchise. A POS, if you will. Then, sadly, I have to touch on Britney Spears' latest run-in with the law. We will always be rooting for her like how Tyra was rooting for Tiffany (except fr we are)!!! Then I very briefly talk about the SAG awar- err I mean the "Actor awards", before I finish everything off with my take on Demna's latest collection for Gucci. Listen now! <3
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