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GIRLBLOGGER: THE PODCAST
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Girlblogger: The Podcast is created and hosted by Brett Collins. Broadcasted for any tumblr obsessed, self-proclaimed internet junkie that loves all things pop culture. This podcast will review shows, movies, fashion, celebrities, and all things fabulous while collecting perspectives from both guests that pop in and the listeners that give feedback. All hot takes are welcome!
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WHITE LOTUS UPDATE, CLAVICULAR, LIZZO, MADDIE'S SECRET
5d ago01:01:54Tap to summarizeHelena Bonham Carter won't stop farting!!! Or at least that's what the internet is alleging. I start off this episode by getting into The White Lotus season 4 casting drama, and the bizarre details as to why Laura Dern has replaced Helena. After that, I discuss why male rhinoplasties can be a social misstep - as exemplified by that douchebag, Clavicular. Next up is Lizzo's new album that is performing poorly to say the least. By the way, did or did Lizzo not stick a banana up her pu$$y?! Please advise. Then I give an in depth analysis on the fascinating new bulimia centric film called Maddie's Secret (2025). It wasn't as funny as I had hoped, but John Early did deliver a performance that was almost too compelling. Lastly, Olivia Rodrigo is tearing a page out of Sarah McLachlan's book. No, she is not starring in sad charity commercials about dying animals, but instead she is creating her very own Lilith Fair. Olivia's festival will be called Daisy Chain Fields and it will be held in Irvine, CA come late August. See y'all there! Listen now <3
Transcribe →STOP! THAT! TRAIN!, SCARY MOVIE, MATERNAL INSTINCT, GWYNOCIDE
2w ago01:25:56Tap to summarizeSTORMAGANZA AHEAD!!! This week I talk about a lot of upsetting things, but my snarky attitude makes them palatable (I think?). Sadly, we have to pour one out for another child star gone too soon. Daveigh Chase, the beloved actress who scared the shit out of us in The Ring (2002) has passed away. I can't take all this heartbreak! Thankfully, to lighten things up, I discuss the new outrageous comedy film, Stop! That! Train! (2026), and let you all know that Delta Work is WRONG and this movie is amazing. Next up, I discuss why the latest Scary Movie (2026) installment is a bit disappointing. A damn shame! After that, I get into the most hair-raising documentary called Maternal Instinct (2026) that is all about a psychotic southern belle who lies incessantly and committed fetal abduction. She also shops at Torrid! After that, I touch on Gwyneth Paltrow's brutal faux pas and why she has earned the new nickname "Gwynocide". Lastly, I bring up the viral resurfacing of Tyra Banks' book, Modelland. Tyra will never let anyone tell her there's something she can't do! Listen now <3
Transcribe →GOOD NUT, BACKROOMS, KYLIE MINOGUE, PRIDE RECS
3w ago01:25:09Tap to summarizeI'm pretty sure I said the word "gay" at least 500 times this episode. Did you know it's pride month?! I kick off this week's episode with a surprising brand partnership between Tom Brady and new coconut water called "Good Nut". A lot of people think coco water already tastes like semen, so why not just call it like it is! After that, I detail my takeaways from the new horror movie, Backrooms (2026), and why its concept is so unsettling. Does anyone remember the hellish children's play center called "Leaps and Bounds"? It's a very triggering memory! Next, I remind everyone that the new Kylie Minogue 3-part documentary on Netflix is the perfect thing to put on during pride month. My favorite part of the doc is when Kylie exemplifies how to look your hottest at an ex's funeral! Lastly, to highlight gay art, I recommend a list of content everyone can either discover or revisit to honor the gays. Long live Judy Garland!!! Listen now <3
Transcribe →DEEP DIVE: EUPHORIA
4w ago01:20:16Tap to summarizeWHY DIDN'T LAURIE BECOME A POP STAR?! This deep dive episode is dedicated to everyone's favorite sleazy saga, Euphoria. While me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), would have liked to unpack Euphoria in its entirety, we only had enough breaths in us to focus on season 3. What a season it was! We talk about everything from the internet's hot takes, to Cassie's 50 foot woman tits, to Laurie's potential career endeavors had she not (spoiler!) hanged herself. She could've been the next Miss Rachel! Listen now <3
Transcribe →AZEALIA BANKS, GUCCI, THE CRASH, NEW CHARLI & ARI
May 3101:16:52Tap to summarizeLions, and tigers, and Azealia Banks wearing a crop top that says "lobotomy" in Hebrew - oh my! I kick this week's episode off by dissecting the recent viral video of Judi Jupiter abruptly interviewing Azealia Banks in NYC. Who knew that Azealia can play [kinda] nice sometimes! After that, I happily go on about Demna's latest Gucci show, but more specifically, how good Lindsay Lohan looked in attendance. Scrunched curls are back, baby! Next up is the scandalous new Netflix documentary, The Crash. Word to the wise - if you want to prove to the world that you're a rebellious bad girl... crashing your car into a brick wall with others in the vehicle is NOT the way to do it! Get a tattoo next time. Lastly, I talk about my fondness for Charli XCX's "SS26" music video, and Ariana Grande's polarizing new song "Hate That I Made You Love Me". Is the song about her Spongebob boyfriend or not?! Listen now <3
Transcribe →TRISHA PAYTAS, MEG STALTER, OBSESSION, CANNES BERET
May 2301:20:30Tap to summarizeLOOK OUT TAYLOR SWIFT! There are two new pop divas to reckon with! The first one being my long time favorite, Trisha Paytas. I start out this episode by discussing Trisha Paytas in detail along with her multitude of career endeavors. What can't she do?! Next up, I get into my other favorite celebrity of the moment, Meg Stalter, and gab about her new hit single "Prettiest Girl In America". The song that will be the anthem of pride month! After that, I switch topics and discuss the new viral horror movie, Obsession (2025). If this movie teaches us anything, it is that it is very possible to make incredible cinema on a micro budget, AND all men are terrified of women once the girl catches feelings. Lastly, I end the episode by touching on John Travolta's latest head accessory (a beret) in Cannes. What was he thinking?! Listen now <3
Transcribe →CHARLI XCX ROCK MUSIC, BLAKE LIVELY, JAMES CHARLES, BRITNEY UPDATE
May 1701:05:53Tap to summarizeJust a few updates this week! Charli XCX continues to give us s€xsi, unique, "rock" music, while other people continue to annoy the sh!t out of us. And by "other people" I'm directly referring to Blake Lively and James Charles. This week I kick off the episode by establishing my fondness for Charli's new song "Rock Music" while also clarifying that I'm no longer worried for her post-Brat era discography. After that, I have to b!tch about Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, and how their recently settled legal battle amounted to nothing but a landslide of negative tweets about the both of them (mainly Blake). Next, James Charles is in hot water yet again for going too HAM on TikTok after a recently laid off flight attendant asked him for money via direct messages. Call me problematic, but I'm kinda team James with this one! Lastly, I have to give an update on our girl, Miss Britney Spears. To all those pu$$ies that claimed to be afraid of her while she was waving a knife around at a Sherman Oaks restaurant the other week - grow a pair! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Listen now <3
Transcribe →THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2, FAMESICK: A MEMOIR BY LENA DUNHAM
May 901:51:20Tap to summarizeThe sequel sucked and Lena is in pain! THAT'S ALL!!! This episode I go DEEP on two very significant topics: Anne Hathaway's latest drag coded film, The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026) and Lena Dunham's seminal new memoir, Famesick. As you can see by the length of this episode, I have a lot to say. I talk about everything from why Miranda Priestly has lost her cool to how Stanley Tucci is too sexy to be on anyone's "ugly f**k list". I also go in on why we should all shame ourselves for shaming Lena Dunham so bad a decade ago, and how sometimes the most unexpected drawback of fame can be your own mother resenting you. Listen now! <3
Transcribe →MADONNA, MOTHER MARY, PRACTICAL MAGIC 2
May 101:18:52Tap to summarizeMadonna is back! Well, actually she never went anywhere, but she's here to tell you she's creating a new persona. One that involves Sabrina Carpenter, evidently. Listen to me get into Coachella weekend 2 and the fabulous duet between these pop divas. I discuss everything from Madge's stolen corset, her new sequel album, and my hot take on her aversion to collaborating with women she feels threatened by. After that, I go off on Anne Hathaway's latest film, Mother Mary (2026), where she plays a sopping wet pop star. Sadly, the film did not live up to my high (gay) expectations. Lastly, I have to touch on the recent Practical Magic 2 (2026) trailer. Why on earth does every fantasy adjacent film these days need to look like some tech nerd produced it on discord?! Bring back good cinematography! Well, I guess I have a lot to b!tch about this episode... Listen now! <3
Transcribe →DEEP DIVE: THE COMEBACK
Apr 2401:30:01Tap to summarizeHello hello hello! Have you ever willingly made a complete fool of yourself for the slim chance of television stardom? Well, if you have, then you have a lot in common with our modern messiah, Valerie Cherish! Oh yes, this week's episode is all about The Comeback and the show's legendary star. Join me and my bestie, Connor (@connorxbowman), as we discuss all of our favorite aspects of this incredible series, as well as break it down season by season. SPOILER ALERT: season 3 is the weakest, but we are hopeful it'll improve before it fully wraps. We cover everything from Val's beloved red locks, to how much we'd love to see her planted in an episode of Euphoria. God bless Lisa Kudrow. Listen now! <3
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