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G L A M. Los Angeles.
C (0:38)
Hi, Kirby.
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Hi, Sarah.
C (0:41)
Welcome to Los Angeles.
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Sarah, I have a proposition for you.
C (0:49)
Okay.
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You will get five grand spending money every month for the rest of your life.
C (0:55)
Okay.
B (0:57)
Child's tuition, both of them paid for in full, including monthly stipends for them, so you and Matt do not have to provide it.
C (1:07)
Love that.
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New cars every two years.
C (1:10)
Okay.
B (1:11)
A pill that will keep you 38 forever.
C (1:15)
Great.
B (1:16)
And a magical serum that will keep your parents alive forever as well.
C (1:21)
Oh, great.
B (1:21)
Okay. All you have to do is recite this exact video and be the public face of this thing for the next 20 years. And when I say the public face of it, I mean billboards, I mean national commercials, at the Super Bowl. I mean all of it. Okay. Are you ready?
C (1:42)
Okay. It's hard to shoot myself in public.
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