Gone South: A Very Terminator Christmas from Revisionist History
Episode Overview In the December 25, 2024 release of Gone South, hosted by Jed Lipinski from Audacy Podcasts, listeners are treated to a unique Christmas special that diverges from the show's usual Southern-themed crime stories. This episode, titled "A Very Terminator Christmas from Revisionist History," delves into the bizarre and lesser-known tale of Arnold Schwarzenegger's only directorial effort: the 1992 made-for-TV movie Christmas in Connecticut. Through interviews, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and insightful narration, the episode unravels the chaotic production process and the unlikely collaboration between Schwarzenegger and producer Stan Brooks.
Introduction to the Story The episode opens with a personal anecdote from Malcolm Gladwell, a guest host and bestselling author, who introduces the story of Schwarzenegger's foray into directing a Christmas movie. Gladwell sets the stage by contrasting his minimalist Christmas traditions with those of his colleague, Ben Nadaff Haffrey, highlighting the diverse ways people celebrate the holidays.
"Welcome to Revisionist History. I'm Malcolm Gladwell. Today on our show, Ben Nadaff Haffrey relays for the very first time in history the truly screwy story of the making of the oddest Christmas film of all time."
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The Genesis of the Remake Producer Stan Brooks recounts how the idea for remaking Christmas in Connecticut came about. With TNT seeking to capitalize on the burgeoning made-for-TV movie trend, Brooks approached Brooks with the proposition of selecting a classic Christmas film from the MGM library to remake.
"Christmas movies always do well. And there was one. Stan loved Christmas in Connecticut. And I had known the Barbara Stan movie. And so I said, well, this could be a good one."
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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Involvement The narrative takes a surprising turn when Stan Brooks introduces the possibility of Arnold Schwarzenegger directing the remake. Arnold, fresh off the success of Terminator 2: Judgment Day, expressed a desire to explore directing beyond his action-hero persona.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was 44 years old. He had two kids. Nobody is an action hero forever. Maybe it was time to explore some alternatives."
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Schwarzenegger's directorial approach brought an unexpected blend of action and comedy to the project. His hands-on style and larger-than-life personality significantly altered the film's direction, introducing elements that diverged sharply from the original screwball comedy tone.
"He wanted more humor and a little more jeopardy. And so we added in like this big action sequence at the beginning where he rescues the kid."
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Challenges During Production The production faced numerous challenges, primarily stemming from Schwarzenegger's inexperience as a director in a genre unfamiliar to him. Scenes intended to emulate the charm of the original often devolved into awkward and unpolished moments.
"Schwarzenegger wanted jeopardy. But this kind of looks like a snowball fight gone awry. Jones stumbles over a very small hill holding a child that looks like it might be a mannequin."
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Actors Diane Cannon and Kris Kristofferson struggled to find chemistry amidst the disjointed script and Schwarzenegger's improvisational directives. The infamous bath scene, intended to mirror the original film's heartfelt moment, instead became a symbol of the production's chaotic nature.
"When Elizabeth's like, 'I'm not sure if we got all the soap out,' and Jefferson's like, 'Well, we didn't. That's the true react and it must be improvised.'"
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Behind the Scenes Anecdotes Stan Brooks shares humorous and frustrating moments from the set, including Schwarzenegger's insistence on incorporating his signature humor and physique into every aspect of the film. The production team frequently had to balance Schwarzenegger's grandeur with the film's modest budget and time constraints.
"He wanted to prove that he could be a director. And everyone was about to find out whether or not he could."
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Despite the hurdles, the camaraderie among the cast and crew remained strong. Brooks emphasizes the lasting friendship and mutual respect that developed between him and Schwarzenegger, highlighting the personal bonds formed amidst the professional turmoil.
"At its core, like the best Christmas films, the story behind the movie is a story of love and friendship between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stan Brooks."
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Premiere and Reception The episode details the unconventional premiere of the film, complete with a red carpet and an audience of Hollywood elites and Washington senators. While the movie garnered mixed reviews, it achieved a cult status among those who appreciate its audaciousness and the sheer improbability of its creation.
"Arnold Schwarzenegger just does. Don’t think about it or talk about it. Do it."
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Legacy and Reflections In reflecting on the film's legacy, Stan Brooks compares the experience to creating a "frozen train ride" of memories—chaotic yet unforgettable. The episode underscores the importance of passion and joy in creative endeavors, regardless of the outcome's reception.
"If you love making movies or anything, it's just a gift to get to make more, even if they're maybe not the best. Especially if it's clear how much fun you had making whatever it is you're making."
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Conclusion Jed Lipinski wraps up the episode by celebrating the whimsical and heartfelt nature of Christmas in Connecticut, despite its flaws. The episode serves as a testament to the unpredictable nature of creative projects and the enduring bonds they can forge.
"Maybe Stan and Arnold didn't make it so Wonderful Life, but it seems to me like their own hearts were laughing."
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Key Takeaways
- Arnold Schwarzenegger's attempt to direct a Christmas comedy resulted in a unique and chaotic film that stands out in television movie history.
- The collaboration between Schwarzenegger and Stan Brooks highlights the unpredictable outcomes of creative partnerships.
- Passion and enjoyment in the filmmaking process can create lasting memories, regardless of the project's success.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- "Christmas is one week away and how am I celebrating? With restraint and circumspection."
[00:30] - "Schwarzenegger was showing up every day and putting in his all."
[1:35:50] - "It's a big story. So if you've got the time, I will, I will tell it to you."
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Final Thoughts This episode of Gone South offers a fascinating glimpse into a forgotten chapter of Christmas movie history. Through engaging storytelling and detailed interviews, Jed Lipinski and his guests shed light on the eccentric journey of Christmas in Connecticut, making it a must-listen for fans of both true crime storytelling and offbeat holiday tales.
Happy Holidays!