Podcast Summary: Good Guys – "A Horse’s Dose of Ozempic and A Helen Keller Kerfuffle"

Release Date: January 13, 2025
Hosts: Josh Peck and Ben Soffer

1. Introduction and Opening Banter ([00:01] – [02:07])

Josh Peck and Ben Soffer kick off the episode with their signature humorous banter, emphasizing their identity as "the good guys." They discuss their disregard for fringe listeners' opinions, highlighting their focus on core listeners:

• Josh Peck: "I realized I don't care what the people think." ([00:40])
• Ben Soffer: "The people aren't the core listeners, Josh. The people are fringe listeners." ([00:43])

2. Happiness and Mental Health ([02:00] – [04:39])

The hosts delve into the topic of happiness, mental health, and personal well-being. Josh reflects on taking Wellbutrin for his mood, while Ben discusses his journey to achieving consistent happiness through mental discipline.

• Ben Soffer: "Trick yourself into loving everything. That's really insightful." ([02:08])
• Josh Peck: "Good stuff, you think you're happy now? You should. You should microdose antidepressants." ([02:23])

Ben shares his experience of overcoming internal demons by consciously deciding to ignore negative thoughts, attributing his happiness to this mental shift rather than external circumstances.

• Ben Soffer: "I have great gratitude, and I am very, very, very happy." ([02:45])

3. Experimentation with Supplements and Ozempic ([09:00] – [11:00])

The conversation takes a comedic turn as the hosts discuss their use of various supplements and medications. Ben mentions taking a "horse’s dose of Ozempic" and other holistic remedies, while Josh humorously references his unconventional concoctions.

• Ben Soffer: "Today I am on a full horse's dose of Ozempic. I am flying." ([09:53])
• Josh Peck: "I'm sitting here telling you that I'm incredibly happy." ([02:44])

4. Cheating Scandals and Relationship Dynamics ([14:16] – [21:19])

Josh brings up Dave Grohl's reported marital issues following a surprise baby announcement, leading to a broader discussion on infidelity and its impact on long-term relationships. They explore the complexities of trust and commitment in relationships, emphasizing the difficulty of overcoming cheating scandals.

• Ben Soffer: "It's extremely hard unless both partners are sex addicts." ([20:19])
• Josh Peck: "An injurious action to your life. And like you're now giving everyone in your life a story..." ([15:01])

5. Setting Boundaries with Mother-in-Law ([47:10] – [49:42])

A listener's dilemma about a mother-in-law's intrusive behavior in the delivery room prompts Josh and Ben to offer advice on setting firm boundaries. They stress that managing such situations should primarily be the husband's responsibility, advocating for clear and assertive communication.

• Ben Soffer: "It is your husband's job to manage his mother." ([48:29])
• Josh Peck: "And your answer should be whatever you want." ([48:58])

6. Listener Mail and Moron Mail ([29:19] – [43:06])

In the "Moron Mail" segment, listeners submit their stories, prompting Josh and Ben to respond with their trademark humor and practical advice. Topics range from awkward gym interactions to unusual mother-in-law nicknames.

• Jen from Jersey ([29:43]): "A member gave me a Christmas card with nothing inside. Should I say something?"

  • Ben Soffer: "She probably overreacted, but it would make her feel weird if you confront her." ([30:14])

• Listener from Missouri ([38:09]): "My mother-in-law calls my daughter 'mistress.'"

  • Ben Soffer: "Just own it and be kooky with her." ([38:45])

7. Gripes About Starbucks and UPS ([50:21] – [55:05])

The hosts express their frustrations with common retail experiences, specifically targeting Starbucks' inconsistent lid handling and UPS's excessive fees for packaging. They humorously lament these minor inconveniences as significant annoyances.

• Ben Soffer: "Second, there are some... they make you ask for a straw and have it in a drawer behind the counter." ([50:45])
• Josh Peck: "I was charged for the bubble wrap. Ups is too much." ([43:02])

8. Planet Fitness Business Model ([32:31] – [34:36])

Josh and Ben analyze the successful yet controversial business model of Planet Fitness, noting its low membership fees and the high number of inactive subscribers. They discuss how the franchise balances minimal services with affordability, questioning the long-term sustainability and customer satisfaction.

• Josh Peck: "They found a price point where it's easier just to leave it. That's why it's $10." ([33:03])
• Ben Soffer: "75% of their active monthly subscribers do not go." ([33:36])

9. Date Etiquette: Who Pays ([34:39] – [37:54])

The hosts tackle the debate over who should pay on the first few dates. They advocate for men paying initially while appreciating when women take the initiative to cover the bill, viewing it as a gesture of care and thoughtfulness.

• Ben Soffer: "The man should pay for the meal. It's rude not to offer." ([35:17])
• Josh Peck: "Around the third to fifth date, if she pays, I think that's cool." ([35:54])

10. Closing Remarks and Call to Action ([54:08] – [55:35])

Josh and Ben wrap up the episode with continued humor and a nod to their listeners, encouraging ratings and engagement while maintaining their playful dynamic.

• Ben Soffer: "Otherwise, what are you, nuts?" ([55:05])
• Josh Peck: "Love you guys. This is not the best speak pipe, but I recently..." ([43:05])

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Josh Peck: "What are you nuts?" ([00:21], repeated throughout)
• Ben Soffer: "Trick yourself into loving everything. That's really insightful." ([02:08])
• Josh Peck: "Good stuff, you think you're happy now? You should. You should microdose antidepressants." ([02:23])
• Ben Soffer: "It's incredibly important to know what gym franchise she works at." ([30:14])
• Josh Peck: "I just love you." ([09:21])

Conclusion

In this episode of Good Guys, Josh Peck and Ben Soffer blend humor with insightful discussions on mental health, relationships, consumer frustrations, and social dynamics. Their candid conversations, punctuated by memorable quotes and listener interactions, offer both entertainment and relatable advice for their audience.

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