Transcript
A (0:00)
Monsa Morons. Welcome back to the Good Guys podcast.
B (0:03)
Josh, if you found out okay, you woke up in the morning, sad news. God doesn't exist. Everything you've known has been a lie. What's one thing that you're wishing you had done more of?
A (0:15)
Ooh, that's so hard. Because God's literally the only thing keeping me in check.
B (0:23)
No God, Okay? No God.
A (0:26)
Ng.
B (0:27)
He's not looking at you, okay? He's. He's not spying on you, by the way. I know. Look, God exists. That said, we're here saying God exists, but we're also doing the nasty in front of God. I'm just saying, like, if he's. He's really watching our every move. I want your answer first, though. But, like, I want your answer first. What are you doing more of?
A (0:48)
I think God is a g. I think the people who believe in God. A little annoying. Go to the intro to choose both big and tall. No subject too small for the good guys. A mother stream premium podcast team. Make it your weekly routine. It's a good guys. And if you don't give us five stars. What are you nuts?
B (1:13)
What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
A (1:16)
We're not the great guys. We're just the good and good of the good guys. Whoa. Okay. I was thinking about this, and originally I thought that I would just do more drugs, but that. That hurts me. And. And. And physically it was self limiting, right? Like, I just. I couldn't. I couldn't do anymore. I could have. But it was such diminishing returns, and the highs were getting shorter and shorter, and the wreckage was coming, becoming longer and longer. I really think that I would participate in more combinas. And as all of our Hebrew listeners know, a combina is a scheme. It's an angle. It's an n. I would steal more money from big institutions. I think.
B (2:05)
I think that's a wonderful answer. I was gonna say, God watching you do drugs, that's on you, right? That's. That has nothing to do with him. He. He's. He's. I think if you do drugs, he's happy. Cause you're gonna learn from it. If you don't do drugs, he's happy. Cause you learned from it. I think God, when we do things we're not supposed to do, that's a different story. That said, Josh, that said, I love the stealing thing. I would be in the mafia. Even though I also agree that that is sort of similar where, like, that's just like on me and on my Wife. And I'm probably gonna die, and I probably don't have the chops, but like, some type of crime, Right? But why I don't. I'm not. Not in the Mafia because God's watching. I'm not in the Mafia because Uncle Sam is watching. And I don't want to go to prison. Ah, but that, this question would.
