Podcast Summary: Good Guys – "The People V. Ozempic"

Release Date: November 25, 2024
Hosts: Josh Peck and Ben Soffer

In the "Good Guys" podcast episode titled "The People V. Ozempic," hosts Josh Peck and Ben Soffer delve into a variety of engaging topics ranging from personal anecdotes and self-defense to medical cases and listener interactions. This comprehensive summary captures the essence of their discussions, highlighting key points, insightful remarks, and notable quotes with corresponding timestamps.

1. Recent Events: The Jason Kelce Incident

The episode kicks off with Josh Peck and Ben Soffer discussing a recent viral incident involving Jason Kelce, a well-known football player. An altercation unfolded at Penn State, where an individual aggressively confronted Kelce, leading to a physical confrontation over Kelce's phone.

• Josh Peck ([00:15] – [01:29]):
  Peck reflects on the incident by drawing a parallel with MMA fighter Nate Diaz's experience with his brother's protection. He remarks,

  "I can respect that he felt the need to protect his brother." ([01:05])

• Ben Soffer ([02:03] – [03:20]):
  Soffer expresses empathy for Kelce's actions, acknowledging the need to protect loved ones in confrontational situations.

  "It was just a fucked up situation... I would have been like, hello." ([02:19])

2. Self-Defense and Martial Arts

Transitioning into the topic of self-defense, Peck and Soffer delve into their personal experiences with martial arts, emphasizing the importance of discipline and self-protection.

• Josh Peck ([03:01] – [07:19]):
  Peck advocates for martial arts training for his son, Max, highlighting its role in building discipline and self-defense skills.

  "I think he needs to be in some form of martial arts. It's good for the discipline... he's got to protect my name." ([06:35])

• Ben Soffer ([06:58] – [07:19]):
  Soffer echoes Peck's sentiments, noting the intelligence and discipline fostered by martial arts.

  "Martial arts sort of trains you to be regimented. I think that martial arts are smart." ([06:58])

3. Personal Stories: Martial Arts and Piano Lessons

The hosts share nostalgic memories of their youth, discussing their journeys in martial arts and piano lessons, complete with humorous anecdotes about their instructors.

• Josh Peck ([08:05] – [09:56]):
  Peck reminisces about his martial arts journey and piano lessons under a strict Russian teacher.

  "He worked with Putin at the KGB type Russian piano teacher." ([10:23])

• Ben Soffer ([09:28] – [10:42]):
  Soffer recalls his experiences with karate and humorous interactions with advertising personalities like "Dan Smith will teach you guitar."

  "Dan Smith will teach you guitar. That's what he'd do." ([09:56])

4. Medical Cases: Ozempic and a 60-Pound Tumor

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing compelling medical stories, particularly focusing on the misuse of Ozempic—a medication commonly prescribed for weight loss—and its associated dangers.

• Josh Peck ([25:02] – [28:37]):
  Peck narrates a story from the New York Post about a man who was misdiagnosed with obesity and prescribed Ozempic, only to later discover a 60-pound malignant tumor.

  "Doctors were convinced that a Norwegian man was simply fat for 12 years... leading to a 10-hour surgery for its removal." ([25:02])

• Ben Soffer ([26:38] – [28:37]):
  Soffer discusses the severity of the situation, emphasizing the importance of being one's own health advocate.

  "It's amazing how easy it is to misdiagnose if you're not on top of it." ([27:13])

5. Brazilian Butt Lift Complications

Continuing with medical discussions, Peck and Soffer highlight the dangers of cosmetic procedures through the harrowing account of a botched Brazilian butt lift that led to severe health complications.

• Josh Peck ([28:05] – [30:18]):
  Peck shares a story about a woman whose Brazilian butt lift went wrong, resulting in necrosis.

  "A UK gym bunny's vain quest for a dream derriere nearly killed her... leaving a woman rotting from the inside out." ([28:07])

• Ben Soffer ([29:17] – [30:35]):
  Soffer comments on the bleak outlook of such procedures, questioning the necessity of altering one's body to such extents.

  "It's almost as if the butt wasn't meant to be that high... unacceptable." ([30:22])

6. Wildlife Anecdotes: Raccoons and Rodents

The conversation shifts to lighter yet relatable topics as the hosts recount encounters with wildlife, particularly raccoons and rodents, both in public spaces and their homes.

• Josh Peck ([30:36] – [32:03]):
  Peck discusses a video of a raccoon at LaGuardia Airport and relates it to his personal experiences with nocturnal animals on his roof.

  "Raccoons are cute. They look like little thieves." ([31:09])

• Ben Soffer ([31:11] – [34:25]):
  Soffer humorously debates the practicality of deterrents like spikes on roofs and shares stories about his mother-in-law's fear of mice.

  "You need those spikes on your roof." ([32:44])

7. Audience Questions: Dental Goodie Bags

Listeners' questions are addressed, starting with Bailey's inquiry about the absence of goodie bags post-dental cleanings, questioning whether her expectations are unreasonable.

• Bailey's Question ([38:19] – [39:17]):
  Bailey asks if she's unreasonable for expecting a goodie bag from her dentist, a habit established during her childhood.

• Hosts' Responses ([39:18] – [45:10]):
  Both hosts humorously debate Bailey's perspective, ultimately advising her that requesting a goodie bag isn't unreasonable but also highlighting their own practices with dental hygiene tools.

  Ben: "You're nuts because you're still thinking about the dental goodie bag." ([39:23])
  Josh: "I'm a Sonicare user... I change every three months." ([42:10])

8. Surrogacy Question

Lily's message introduces a heartfelt discussion on surrogacy, prompting the hosts to share their views and personal connections to the topic.

• Lily's Question ([46:36] – [47:19]):
  Lily seeks advice on whether she should continue her long-distance relationship or move back to her previous location due to loneliness and job dissatisfaction.

• Josh Peck and Ben Soffer's Responses ([47:20] – [56:49]):
  The hosts provide candid advice, emphasizing the importance of living together after a prolonged relationship and sharing personal anecdotes. Additionally, they engage humorously with Anthony Xavier, who shares his mother's experience as a surrogate, further enriching the conversation.

  Ben: "This is a red flag to me... he should be including you." ([48:06])
  Anthony Xavier: "My mom was a surrogate for my aunt." ([55:01])

9. What Are You Nuts For: Restaurant Pickup and Food Quality

In their signature segment, "What Are You Nuts For," Peck and Soffer express their frustrations with the declining quality of restaurant pickups and the increasing rudeness toward customers.

• Josh Peck ([57:10] – [60:51]):
  Peck laments how customers picking up orders are often mistreated, mistaking them for delivery drivers and expecting special treatment.

  "People have become really shitty at restaurants... What are you nuts?" ([57:05])

• Ben Soffer ([58:25] – [60:51]):
  Soffer agrees, advocating for kindness towards pickup customers and criticizing the deteriorating standards of takeout food.

  "Be nice to the fucking Doordash drivers... make delivery food good again." ([58:25])

10. Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with the hosts reaffirming their identity as the "Good Guys," encouraging listeners to rate the podcast highly, and reminding them of the show's release schedule.

• Josh Peck and Ben Soffer ([60:51] – [61:23]):

  Josh: "We're nuts." ([57:02])
  Ben: "We are nuts." ([57:05])

Notable Quotes

• Josh Peck ([01:29]):
  "I can respect that he felt the need to protect his brother."

• Ben Soffer ([02:19]):
  "Avoid confrontation at all costs."

• Josh Peck ([06:35]):
  "I think it's really important to, like, be included in each other's communities and, you know, feel supported."

• Ben Soffer ([07:19]):
  "Martial arts sort of trains you to be regimented."

• Josh Peck ([25:02]):
  "Doctors were convinced that a Norwegian man was simply fat for 12 years... leading to a 10-hour surgery for its removal."

• Ben Soffer ([30:22]):
  "It's almost as if the butt wasn't meant to be that high... unacceptable."

• Josh Peck ([31:09]):
  "Raccoons are cute. They look like little thieves."

• Josh Peck ([57:02]):
  "We're nuts."

Conclusion

In "The People V. Ozempic," Josh Peck and Ben Soffer navigate a mosaic of topics with humor, candor, and insightful commentary. From personal anecdotes and self-defense discussions to critical examinations of medical practices and societal behaviors, the hosts provide a multifaceted exploration of contemporary issues. Their ability to intertwine serious topics with lighthearted banter ensures that listeners are both entertained and informed, making this episode a compelling addition to the "Good Guys" podcast series.