Sebastian Maniscalco (Live)

Summary

Good Hang with Amy Poehler

Episode: Sebastian Maniscalco (Live)
Date: November 7, 2025
Venue: Gramercy Theater, NYC

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Overview

This special live episode of Good Hang brings together host Amy Poehler and stand-up superstar Sebastian Maniscalco for a wide-ranging, high-spirited, and deeply funny conversation. Kicked off by a live musical performance from Amy Miles and a surprise appearance by Pete Correale (Sebastian’s longtime friend and podcast partner), Amy and Sebastian discuss comedy, family, Chicago roots, aging, pet peeves, Italian heritage, and the art of the “good hang.” The tone is warm, irreverent, honest, and full of quick-witted banter, making for a thoroughly entertaining and revealing hangout.

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Key Segments and Insights

1. Opening & Amy Miles Performance

• Amy Poehler introduces the show's first-ever live taping and welcomes musician Amy Miles, who co-wrote the Good Hang theme song.
• Amy Miles performs a feel-good, crowd-energizing song (02:44–05:02).
• “All I ever wanted was a really good hang” – Amy Miles (03:29)

2. Pete Correale Roasts & Friendship with Sebastian

• Amy brings up Sebastian’s podcast partner, Pete Correale, for a rapid-fire intro and funny origin stories.
  • How They Met: Stand-up tour in Canada, 14 years ago. Pete roasts Sebastian for having a “performance shirt” on a hanger (10:38–11:45).
  • Podcast Philosophy: Consistency, no guests, focus on the everyday (12:43).
    • “We just talk about our lives… You could listen to any one of our cast and you wouldn’t know what year it’s from.” – Pete Correale (12:43)
  • Pete's Suggested Interview Angles:
    • Sebastian loves entertaining but wants guests to leave after (“I love to entertain and now go home” – 15:55).
    • Sebastian’s self-diagnosed misophonia (“His comedy lives in irritation” – 16:30).

3. Sebastian Takes the Stage: First Impressions and Fashion

• Quick banter about dressing up for the live show.
  • “I am typically overdressed for occasions. My mother always used to tell me, ‘we’re going to church, put your nice slacks on.’” – Sebastian (18:53)
• Amy and Sebastian connect over Chicago roots and Second City ties (19:45–20:13).

4. Chicago Memories & Waiting Tables

• Clubbing and Restaurant Culture:
  • Reminiscing about Chicago clubs (Acapulco Bar, Baja Beach Club) and restaurants (Carlucci’s, Olive Garden, The Living Room).
  • “Funny you say fine dining. I started my waiting career at Olive Garden.” – Sebastian (22:27)
• Restaurant Etiquette:
  • Sebastian vents about declining manners among diners and servers, especially “the server who ducks down to your level” and overshares (“We don’t need to know your medical history, just bring out the burger” – 25:19).
  • Both agree that being an ex-server leaves you with opinions on how to treat service staff (24:45).

5. Career Highs & Family Life

• Success as Comedian:
  • Amy congratulates Sebastian on his biggest year touring and working with Robert De Niro on a movie about his dad (26:09).
• Parenthood in Midlife:
  • Sebastian, 52, has two young kids (26:46).
  • “One could argue you’re a little old for that… But your wife seems amazing. She’s always doing flips!” – Amy (26:36–27:46)
  • “She walks down the stairs on her hands.” – Sebastian (27:50)
• Amy jokes about the exhaustion of playing with little kids after work (“The worst thing to hear in the world is, ‘daddy, can we play?’” – 30:10).

6. Performing in Large Venues, Physical Comedy, and Inspiration

• Stadium Comedy:
  • Sebastian describes tailoring his physical act for arenas and striving to be “deeply funny and deeply physical” (31:22).
  • “You got to light yourself on fire up there for people to like, pay attention.” – Sebastian (31:47)
• Stage Design:
  • Describes his unique triangular stage (“I could service the room better” – 32:15).
• Physical Comedy Heroes:
  • Huge influence from John Ritter and Three’s Company (“I watched Three’s Company like game tape growing up” – 42:00).
  • “I just took [John Ritter’s techniques] and made it a little bit more grand when I’m on stage.” – Sebastian (41:49)

7. Long Road to Fame

• Slow-Burn Success:
  • Seven years at Four Seasons while honing his act; no big TV or movie break (35:22).
  • “The Maniscalco family always has to take the long road to get there.” – Sebastian (36:17)

8. Father’s Immigrant Story & The De Niro Movie

• Sharing stories of his dad immigrating to the US and eventually inspiring a movie, including amusing tales of De Niro studying his father’s habits (37:01–39:34).
  • “My dad’s like, ‘how much am I getting for this?’” – Sebastian (38:31)

9. Self-Care, Skincare, and Sleep

• Detailed talk about sleep routines and bedtime, including Amy’s CPAP machine for sleep apnea (44:00–46:43).
• “I do have a skincare [routine]. Little toner, little face cream. I put a little cologne on before bed. I got a little nighttime cologne.” – Sebastian (47:23)
• Sebastian’s trick: Two different colognes (front/back) for varied scent “coming and going” (48:04).

10. Comedy, TV, and What Actually Makes Sebastian Laugh

• Rarely watches stand-up for fun; prefers drama, documentaries or talking to his real-life friend George for laughs (49:29).
• “If I want to laugh, I got a friend back in Chicago. His name is George.” – Sebastian (49:42)
• Watches “Love is Blind” with his wife (“You gotta eventually come out and look at the person. If they got no teeth, you know, it’s a problem.” – 50:44)

11. New Special, Sciatica, and Material Process

• New special took three years to write (“Every three years, I come up with an hour” – 52:24).
• His last special hampered by sciatica pain and performing in a tux (“I wanted to bring Vegas back… but I felt very hampered in a tuxedo” – 53:05).

12. Podcasting Philosophy

• Loves the long-form storytelling the podcast provides:
  • “It’s like a recorded phone call… Podcasting has done for us is just give us an opportunity [to let stories breathe].” (55:52)

13. Speed Round – Sebastian’s Takes on Life’s Quirks

(Timestamps approximate: 57:19–65:40)

• Shoeless Households:
  • “Once a man loses his shoes, you can’t really debate any other man. You’re in your socks, guy.” (57:27)
• Misophonia:
  • “If you’re opening a bag of chips, my window of tolerance is very small… My comedy lives in irritation.” (59:01, 59:42)
• Wedding Registries:
  • “Growing up in an Italian family… you put cash in an envelope, not a blender.” (60:43)
• Taking Food Home at Weddings:
  • “Italians have a sweet table. They’ll take a styrofoam to-go. I just think it’s a tacky move.” (61:56)
• Pets:
  • Grew up pet-less, recently got two dogs for the kids; not keen on cats (62:29, 63:47)
• Yelling at Kids:
  • “A good dose of a yell, not a lot… you have to act sometimes like you’re psychotic.” (64:51–65:28)
• Santa Claus:
  • Hired a Santa to appear at his home after his daughter stopped believing, "peeled off three Huns for this drunk Santa…" (65:50–68:08)

14. Cooking & Food Talk: Reverse Sear Steak Method (68:32–72:16)

• Sebastian’s Steak: New York strip, reverse-seared, heavily salted/peppered, oven then cast-iron, rested and presented with rosemary.
• Sides: Prefers fingerling potatoes, some greens (“trying to get the kids to eat healthy”).
• Amy’s Parenting Tip: Put out vegetable platter as a pre-dinner snack.

15. Fruit vs. Vegetable Showdown

• Both share favorites (“plum” for Amy, “banana/strawberry” for Sebastian), polling the audience for their preferences (74:48–75:40).

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Memorable Quotes

On Comedy and Fame:

• “You got to light yourself on fire up there for people to like, pay attention.” – Sebastian Maniscalco (31:47)
• “Nothing comes easy in my life… The Maniscalco family always has to take the long road to get there.” – Sebastian (36:14, 36:17)

On Performing and Physicality:

• “I watched Three’s Company like game tape growing up.” – Sebastian (42:00)
• “The physicality for me, it’s fun to do. I got to keep myself entertained up there as well.” – Sebastian (42:59)

On Parenting and Aging:

• “One could argue you’re a little old for that… But your wife seems amazing. She’s always doing flips!” – Amy Poehler (26:36–27:46)
• “A good yell, I think, every now and then sets the family straight.” – Sebastian (65:28)

On Life’s Pet Peeves:

• “Once a man loses his shoes, you can’t really debate any other man. You’re in your socks, guy.” – Sebastian (57:27)
• “If you lose the misophonia, you lose your radar.” – Sebastian (60:34)

On Sleep:

• “I am starting to go to bed, sadly, after I tuck my kids in. I love this. I’m in bed about…I’d say about nine o’clock.” – Sebastian (44:31–44:37)
• “I have a CPAP machine…It’s totally changed my life. Anybody who wants to try it for fun, do it.” – Amy Poehler (46:06–46:43)

On Cooking:

• “[Reverse sear]…I let it get used to the atmosphere.” – Sebastian (68:40–69:00)
• “And not one free filet. I’m the guy that gets nothing. Like, Amy probably has a bunch of stuff coming to the house, right?” – Sebastian (70:42–70:54)

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Notable Timestamps for Key Segments

• Pete Correale’s intro and stories: 09:16–17:15
• Sebastian & Amy enter stage: 18:16–19:45
• Chicago & Restaurant tales: 19:45–24:23
• Physical comedy influences: 41:27–42:59
• Speed round (Sebastian’s takes): 57:19–65:40
• Steak cooking method: 68:32–70:42
• Fruit vs. Veggie poll: 74:12–75:40

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Tone and Style

• The conversation is sharp yet relaxed, brimming with the observational wit, self-deprecating humor, and relatable gripes both hosts are known for.
• Both Amy and Sebastian riff seamlessly between big topics (family, career) and small everyday irritations, making the episode feel like a quintessential “good hang.”
• Audience engagement and live energy give the show an added spark, with laughter, applause, and spontaneous moments.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode is a hilarious, personal, and revealing deep-dive into Sebastian Maniscalco’s comedic process, Italian-American roots, family dynamics, and everyday pet peeves—with Amy Poehler guiding the conversation with empathy and irreverence. Key highlights include hearing how Sebastian’s father inspired a film role for De Niro, why Sebastian is both a germ-aware host and a physical performer, candid insights on parenthood at 52, his meticulous steak technique, and a full-speed spin through life’s quirks (from shoeless homes to yelling at your kids).

If you want laughs, warmth, and a crash course in the art of the hang, this live Good Hang delivers.

Transcript

[Amy Poehler]

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[Amy Miles]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Party.

[Amy Miles]

You broke my heart When I see you I turn go home Woohoo hoo. Go in for the hunt Go out with a bang what's up? What did you say? All I ever wanted was a really good hang. Get up. What do you say? All I ever wanted was a really good hang. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Amy Pollard.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hey. Hello.

[Amy Poehler]

Amy Miles.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Hello.

[Amy Poehler]

Amy Miles. Chris Anderson. Give it up one more time. Hello, everyone. Welcome to the first official live recording of Good Hang. This is the first time we've done it and we're really, really happy that you could be here. Thank you so much. Don't worry, I have my lip balm and we're gonna be okay. We're gonna. We're gonna record our podcast and I think there's a few people here tonight that don't know who our guest is. Raise your hand if you don't. Exciting. It's so great that you came without even knowing. That's a real fan. Thank you so much. Well, we're going to record our podcast. What if I just never told you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No.

[Amy Poehler]

But we're very, very grateful that you are here tonight. And thank you to the Gramercy and thank you to Walmart for sponsoring us and thank you to Amy and Chris for their incredible music. And we're very, very excited because our guest tonight, who is going to be on stage, who we're going to dig deep and laugh well with, is the one, the only Sebastian Maniscalco is here. Only the number one grossing comic in the world, I think. I don't know if it's the world. I'll check with him. But we're so excited to have Sebastian here. And so I'm going to go sit over there. Are you ready to get started? All right. This message is brought to you by Apple Card. You left your wallet in the car. Or was it at home? No need to panic. With your iPhone, you can tap to pay using Apple Card with Apple Pay and earn unlimited daily cash back when you do. Apple Card is ready when you need it. Subject to credit approval. Apple Card issued by Goldman Sachs Bank USA, Salt Lake City branch terms and [e-mail] this episode is brought to you by Peloton. Your at home fitness studio just leveled up because the Peloton Cross Training Tread plus, powered by Peloton iq, just dropped. Look, whether you're a Pilates princess, a weightlifting warrior, you can train safer and lift smarter. Let yourself run, lift, sculpt, push and go explore the new peloton cross training.

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[Amy Poehler]

We practiced that transition many times. We didn't get it right. Okay, so, you know, welcome to another episode of Good Hang. Very excited to be doing this live with a band and thrilled to be here in the Gramercy Theater. And like I said, thank you to Walmart and everybody who sponsored this. And we're very excited to introduce our guest today. We have Sebastian Maniscalco. Sebastian is one of my favorite comedians. I find him to be deeply funny, deeply physical. He seems super nice, even though I don't really know him. And we talked a little bit backstage, but then I said, let's stop talking. The cameras aren't rolling, then this ain't worth shit is what I said. So we're gonna have Sebastian on, but we always like to start these podcasts by talking to somebody who knows our guest so we can talk well behind their back. It's a little different cause Sebastian will hear everything now.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But.

[Amy Poehler]

So we are very excited to introduce a friend of Sebastian's, a fellow standup performer who also Is the co host of the Pete and Sebastian podcast, which is been running now for 12 years and is an amazing podcast. Give it up, everybody, for Pete Corali.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Pete. Pete.

[Amy Poehler]

We got a play on.

[Pete Correale]

This is phenomenal. We've been doing it 12 years. We've never had a setup this good.

[Amy Poehler]

I know. Well, you're already so good at. I can tell you're a good performer because as soon as you came in, you were like, here we go, everybody.

[Pete Correale]

Amy, I've been a performer for 30 years. Sitting here with you is one of the most exciting things I've got to do in my career. I'm not kidding. I am not. Amy was a little nervous backstage. She's never done a live cast before. I go, you're the best host of.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The Golden Globes that ever lived. This is a hiccup. Come on.

[Amy Poehler]

If the people in the audience aren't famous, then I don't know what to do. It's weird. I just don't recognize any faces and it throws me off.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's hilarious.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay, so, Pete, how did you and Sebastian first meet?

[Pete Correale]

We met doing stand up. We met literally about 14 years ago in Canada. Montreal festival. Put together this thing where we all stayed in Toronto in a hotel, and every night we would meet in a van. It was me, Sebastian, and like four of the comics from other countries. A guy from Australia, I remember a guy from, you know, Ireland. But then we would shoot out to little theaters each night. And the first night I met him, the first time I met him, we were online to go through customs into Canada. And he introduced himself. I never met him before then. When we get to the hotel, I say, see you later tonight. We had our first show that night. And when we all get in the van and Sebastian's the last one to get in the van, and I'm in the back of the van, and he gets in the van and he's got his shirt on a hangar, and I'm in the back of the van. Nobody knows anyone. So we're all quiet and I go, oh, what is that your performance shirt? And he goes, yeah. I get sweaty. I go, holy shit, guy. So I'm making fun of him because he gets sweaty. Meanwhile, it's because he's physical. And then he goes on to make 10 million gazillion. And I'm standing straight as a board, leaning against a goddamn brick wall.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, you gotta have a. You gotta have a performer shirt. You gotta have a shirt.

[Pete Correale]

No, but that's where we first met.

[Amy Poehler]

Dress for the job. You Want, Pete? Dress for the job you want.

[Pete Correale]

Exactly. But we hit it off, and, you know, like you said, we've been doing it for 12 years.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Correale]

And I bet it's similar to you and Tina in that, like, there's just sometimes, you know, we get together due to cast, and maybe you're not in the mood.

[Amy Poehler]

So you call it the cast.

[Pete Correale]

We call it the cast.

[Amy Poehler]

Interesting.

[Pete Correale]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Pete Correale]

Even though we don't have quite as many viewers as you do, ours is still a cast. There's a zillion podcast.

[Amy Poehler]

I don't pay attention to the numbers, Pete. I just do it for the fun. No, but you guys are so funny on it together, and I love watching you, too. And, I mean, you guys know each other really well. And can I just ask you, like, you've done it now for 12 years. This is my first year doing a podcast. How do you keep it fresh?

[Pete Correale]

Well, for us, it's because we just talk about our lives. When we first started to do it, neither one of us knew much about cast, and I said, we both kind of agreed. Let's keep it consistent. That was number one. Number two, do you want guests? And he goes, well, I'm not really getting them. And I go, I'm not getting them either. So if we want to keep it consistent, we figured no guests, and then we don't do anything topical. Like, you could listen to any one of our cast and you wouldn't know what year it's from, because it's about, you know, it's about anything from going to someone's house and they make you take your shoes off to. So it never. There's always something new to discuss because it's life. It's life.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. You want to be able to catch up. Right. I unfortunately hold the newspaper up to the camera on every one of my.

[Pete Correale]

Well, that's why yours is also more popular.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. Now you're a basketball player in college.

[Pete Correale]

Oh, well, Division 3, Amy. So let's pump the brakes on that.

[Amy Poehler]

What college?

[Pete Correale]

I just said Division 3. Once someone says Division 3, you don't care anymore.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No.

[Pete Correale]

Fredonia State is the college.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. And what was the name of your team? What were the Fredonia. What?

[Pete Correale]

We were called the Fredonia Blue Devils.

[Amy Poehler]

Interesting. I was at my high school was the Red Devils.

[Pete Correale]

Really?

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Pete Correale]

I want to ask your opinion about something. You bring that up. Where I live now, I live in a small town. I'm actually in the process of moving to Rochester, but I live in a small town called Fredonia.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay.

[Pete Correale]

By the time this comes out, I'll be gone. I already bought a new house. But I've been there 12 years. My daughter is 12 years old. And our slogan, our high school logo is the Hillbillies.

[Amy Poehler]

Oh, that's not gonna last.

[Pete Correale]

And it's a guy. It's not gonna last. It's been there for like 50 years. It's a guy with a beard and a jug of wine and a gun, I swear to God. And they don't get rid of it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Because it's too expensive.

[Pete Correale]

They'll have to change the basketball court and the uniforms. So we're just the hillbillies. That'll get you into Harvard, by the way. We gotta get into that.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, we gotta get into Harvard. It's important. Well, we gotta get into Harvard or we gotta get. Talk about Harvard.

[Pete Correale]

When you want to talk about things with Sebastian, talk about Harvard.

[Amy Poehler]

Sebastian did go to Harvard. I know that.

[Pete Correale]

No, but when we went. When we played Boston. Yeah, when Sebastian played the Boston Garden, I was open for him on the tour.

[Amy Poehler]

Incredible.

[Pete Correale]

You went to Harvard and that whole thing that you and Tina went through.

[Amy Poehler]

I'll talk to him about that.

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

That's helpful.

[Pete Correale]

We can never talk about that. And I said Amy and Tina talked about it. I think you can.

[Amy Poehler]

A bunch of aggressive nerds shouting jokes at you, but I mean, a bunch of valedictorians.

[Pete Correale]

But you take it because it's Harvard. Right. If it was Jamestown Community College, you'd have been out of there in 10 minutes. Right, because it's Harvard. You just take the punches.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay, so let's start this. I'm going to start this podcast with Sebastian, but I need to know, Pete, do you have a question you think I should ask?

[Pete Correale]

Yes. One question I think is Sebastian loves to entertain. However, he also loves for people to leave when he's done entertaining. Yes, it's a very bizarre thing. It's like, I love to entertain and now go home.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Pete Correale]

And, you know, you might want to ask him, what is it about? You know, why is there an end to when people come over? Why does that bother you so much? And the other thing, Amy, I love this guy so much for so many different reasons. He's a warm hearted guy, good guy, but one big hang up. He has is noises. It's called he self diagnosed misophenial.

[Amy Poehler]

How do you pronounce it? Oh, misophonia.

[Pete Correale]

Misophonia, yeah.

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

Yeah.

[Pete Correale]

Self diagnosed. He's never done anything about it, but like, you know, you could chew gum around him and then like a half hour later he'll tell me, you gotta.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Stop at the gum.

[Pete Correale]

So. But he has not gone and done anything about it. He always just likes to say self diagnosed. So perhaps you might want to ask him. Why don't you take it any further and find out? I think it's because his comedy lives in irritation.

[Amy Poehler]

Yes, yes, I know what you mean. These are great questions because I know a little bit about misophonia and I have a really hard time with mouth sounds in general, like on the microphone. I'm looking at you. Npr. A lot of water has. A lot of people have to drink water. It's very stressful. So I'm going to talk to Sebastian about that. Yeah. Very, very. Okay, well, we're going to get started. Pete, you've been amazing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Thank you.

[Amy Poehler]

Thank you so much for coming. Thank you, Amy.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Thank you all. Have a wonderful time, everybody.

[Amy Poehler]

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[Sebastian Maniscalco]

They told me backstage I had a T shirt.

[Amy Poehler]

I was like, I wanted to be like, hey, who cares? You know, like we're all just. I just walked off the street. And then I said, you know what? You're a professional, Amy, and you need to treat this show like you're a professional.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, this is the first live show, so I'm like, all right, this is like a big deal. Let me dress it up. I have another outfit just in case. But I felt like this was appropriate to wear a suit. Apparently you thought you were going to go to a T ball game.

[Amy Poehler]

Well, I would much rather be underdressed than overdressed. But I bet you'd rather be overdressed.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I am typically overdressed for occasions. I don't know. I always. Growing up, my mother always used to tell me, we're going to church. Put your nice slacks on. We're going out to dinner. So I always thought when we were leaving the house, you should look presentable.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

But nowadays, if you take around, particularly in this city, it's you roll out of bed and then you're at the Walgreens. So. I don't know. I just feel like you should.

[Amy Poehler]

You're trying to tell me that you don't wear sweatpants and bring your own pillow on the plane? That's what I'm hearing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, I don't. I never understood the whole pillow thing.

[Amy Poehler]

I don't like that pillow thing. That's. No offense, Gen Z, but there's a lot of. You guys are dragging around a lot of pillows. It's intense. Okay. We have a lot to talk about, Sebastian, because you and I were both in Chicago. You grew up in Chicago? Where exactly did you grow up?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I grew up in the northwest suburbs of Arlington Heights, Illinois. So I wasn't in the city of Chicago.

[Amy Poehler]

Right. And then you were. What years were you there?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I was there 1973 to 1998. Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, I was there the same time.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

I mean, just for a few years.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So when were you there?

[Amy Poehler]

Well, I went to. I did. Second City.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Yeah. And.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. And, like, you know, a lot of people wanted to take class there, moved to Chicago. And I remember, like, I just. The weather. The weather in Chicago is the thing you remember because it just. It's punishing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yes.

[Amy Poehler]

When is. When is the coldest you've ever been in Chicago?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The coldest temperature? God, I don't know. There's always, like, a wind chill. So I don't know. Minus. I think it was, like minus 15 one year, so. Yeah. Why do you have a. You have a record low 10?

[Amy Poehler]

No, I was just curious, like, Chicago, people that live in that area. You're doing this. You're proving my point, which is they don't really talk about the weather, that. They don't care that much about the weather. They don't make it a big deal.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it's not a big deal when you're living in it. Yeah. It's just, like, the way of life. So we're not like, you know, we're not sitting there going, oh, it's really cold today. I think this is our record. I don't know. We just. It just. It's brutal.

[Amy Poehler]

And do you remember a restaurant in the Chicago area? Did you like to go into the city? Did you go into the city a lot?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So we went into the city early on in my teenage years. 17 years old. I had a fake ID. We loved to dance. We used to go to this place called Acapulco Bar Alumni Club. So, yeah, we were big dancers growing up.

[Amy Poehler]

So there was a lot of good clubs in Chicago at that time. Really? It was a good club scene.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Do you ever go to Baja? Beach Club? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So, yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, maybe I saw you. You go to Baja? Did you ever go to a restaurant called Carlucci's?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I have. Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. I used to be a waiter there.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, really?

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. And it was. I. I was. I was thinking about our. Our prep for today. And for people that don't know, Sebastian's dad was a Sicilian immigrant. Is a Sicilian immigrant. And Carlucci's was the first time I learned about Italian fine dining in any way. Like, I didn't know anything about it. Antipasti and semifreddo and breadsticks. Those kinds of things.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's a course.

[Amy Poehler]

But were you waiting tables when you were living there? Were you working in a restaurant there or only after you came to la?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Funny you say fine dining. I started my waiting career at Olive Garden.

[Amy Poehler]

Oh, yeah. Great place to start.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Great place to break in. And hey, did you ever go to a place in Schaumburg called the Living Room?

[Amy Poehler]

Oh, yes, I worked there. That was a very hot club bar.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm surprised we didn't cross paths.

[Amy Poehler]

What kind of famous people came through the Living Room? Do you remember?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Not really. Not a lot of fame walking through the Living Room.

[Amy Poehler]

But I remember being kind of of a cool club.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It was a cool club. I. It just. Not a lot of celebrities came through there. Maybe Dennis Rodman, because this is the. The year where the bulls were hot. But yeah. So I.

[Amy Poehler]

What you do there?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I worked as a waiter in the fine dining. By the way, this is the best lip balm. I.

[Amy Poehler]

Are you kidding me? No. Are you joking? I have to tell you, because this is a sponsor.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh.

[Amy Poehler]

It is laneige. And they're not sponsored, so we'll probably have to cut this out. But I use that all the time. It's the best.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

You like your products?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, my wife likes products. And while I'm in bed one night, she's like, here, you gotta put this on. I'm going to bed. She put it on. Hello. New lips.

[Amy Poehler]

Incredible. In fact, you're reminding me. Everybody who has lip balm, let's take a lip balm break while we. Just for a second. Because it's too much, right? It's so dry out. That's too much. Okay, so. But you worked you talked a lot on stage about how people should act in restaurants. And I really relate because as an ex server, as we like to call ourselves, you learn how to treat people in restaurants. You have strong opinions about how people should act in restaurants.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. I mean, if you go to a restaurant, you should have some manners and be kind and not like, I don't know, I put a napkin on my lap. I don't know if that's out of style or anybody's doing that anymore. But, you know, just, just, you know, you should be polite to the server and vice versa. But I got a problem with servers nowadays.

[Amy Poehler]

Tell me why.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Just the way they come up. They come up, you know, and you're like, excuse me, you think already the eyes are rolling. You know, it's like nobody wants to be there. I don't know, it just seems like people are detached, they're disconnected.

[Amy Poehler]

Do you like when a server. This happens a lot in la, where you live, where we both live, where someone will duck down and get the same level as you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, I don't like that.

[Amy Poehler]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, they're right here.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, they get right there. They get in real close.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't like that. I don't like that move. I just rather have them above, in and out. Maybe a little talk here and there, but nothing like, you know, I don't want to. Like, sometimes the waiter will go, oh, you know, I don't normally have that because I'm lactose into a guy gay. We don't need to know your medical history. Just bring out the burger.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. And you talked also about. Which I loved and I should point out, like, you know, as. As well as you being the, the most success, having the most successful touring year of your career, would you say this year?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, probably.

[Amy Poehler]

Congratulations.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Amy Poehler]

And you've got a new special coming out in November and you, you made a beautiful film about your dad with Robert De Niro playing your dad.

[Pete Correale]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Crazy.

[Amy Poehler]

Crazy. And you're on the show bookie, and you've got all these things going on when you talk to your audience. I still feel, Sebastian, like you're living a regular, normal life.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

That's not always the case. Sometimes when you see people on stage, they feel like they're like talking about their koi pond or something like that's their. But it does feel like you are still in it. You have little kids.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yes.

[Amy Poehler]

And one could argue you're a little old for that. You got little kids.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I do. I'm 52 and I have a 6 year old son, so that's a. Yeah. Okay, don't, don't relax.

[Amy Poehler]

No, I'm only kidding because I love you on Instagram when you talk about how tired you are. I'm exhausted and you're, it's exhausting.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, no, I, I, I waited a little. You know, I waited to have kids and now.

[Amy Poehler]

Must be nice. Must be nice. Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Come on.

[Amy Poehler]

No Clapter. No Clapter. But your wife seems amazing, Lana. And you talk about her a lot and she's, I've seen her on the Gram. She's a hot piece.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Lana, she's 10 years younger, so, yeah. So I'm trying to keep up with her. And she's an ex gymnast, so she's always doing flips and she's, you know.

[Amy Poehler]

She'S always doing clips.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

She, she walks down the stairs on her hands.

[Amy Poehler]

No way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I've never seen that before, but that's what I'm dealing with. So.

[Amy Poehler]

Does she do that when she's angry, when she's upset?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, she's, she's never rarely upset. She's one of these, like, she's always got a smile on her face walking around. I'm the one that's constantly upset. But no, she's a ray of sunshine and she's a doll and, and yeah, she's very athletic, very strong, and I am almost has, I almost have my ARP card.

[Amy Poehler]

We're the same age. We're the same age.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

What are you enjoying about your 50s?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I'm glad I had kids this late in life just because, you know, I'm stable. I have a, provide them with a life that I'm not one of these guys. Oh, I want to get my kids a life that I never had. I had a good, you know, middle class upbringing and whatnot. But as an entertainer or performer, you want to get to a place where you're stable financially before you start bringing people into the world. And, you know, it's, you know, this is just business, you know, it could be here one day, gone the next. So, you know, I got to a place where I'm like, all right, let's start a family. And I like being in my 50s. I just wish I was a little bit more, I don't know, I feel like I went to go play basketball the other day. I'm like, you know, I haven't played basketball in a while and I'm like, I don't remember the rim being this high, so.

[Amy Poehler]

But it's nice that's an ACL nightmare, though. Be very careful. There's nothing worse than a bunch of guys in their 50s going back to play basketball. It is just tear after tear.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm taking a little offense to this. I'm sorry.

[Amy Poehler]

I'm sorry.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Just because if you didn't know how old I was, could you just. Wouldn't you look at me and go, yeah. No, he probably. He probably runs.

[Amy Poehler]

You're in terrific shape, by the way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm not. I'm really not. I'm. I'm hiding a lot with the suit, but I just don't feel like I'm 52. I get it.

[Amy Poehler]

But I have to say, I remember having younger kids. My kids are teenagers now, and the amount of play they have to do with kids is exhausting.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's exhausting. Yes, it is.

[Amy Poehler]

Play is a nightmare.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

And when your kid. The worst thing to hear in the world is, daddy, can we play?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Did you have a favorite play? Did you have, like a. Oh, this is. I could do this.

[Amy Poehler]

I remember having X existential moments of true despair when I would come home from, like, shooting a long day, and my kids would come up to me with Star wars lightsabers and be like, yay, now we can play. And I was just like, go, oh, fuck. Like, oh, no, I have to play Star Wars. Just like. It was. It was the worst. And I miss every second of it. But Lana, does she come to your shows?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I mean, she comes, but, I mean, it's.

[Amy Poehler]

Is she here tonight?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, no, she's playing with the kids. Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

You've played huge stadiums. You sold out. Was it Madison Square Garden? Like, how many nights in a row? Five, six. Incredible.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And yes, thank you.

[Amy Poehler]

And what's it like playing a space that big?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

My act is kind of tailor made for a large space. Obviously, comedy is better enjoyed in a room like this, I believe. But once you start getting into arenas and whatnot, I like to fill the room. I like to get up there and be physical and kind of prowl the stage. I'm not one of these guys that stands behind a microphone and tells jokes. Nothing wrong with that. But for me, especially nowadays, you got to light yourself on fire up there for people to, like, pay attention.

[Amy Poehler]

That's so true.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know, if they just. If you're not funny for, you know, an hour and 15 minutes, you could lose, you know, someone could just go back into their phone or slip out of consciousness or what have you. But I like to keep the people entertained, not only by telling the story but also maybe acting out the story. It's not all physical, but, you know.

[Amy Poehler]

Such a funny, physical performer. You're so. I love watching you. And I read something that was really cool is you designed your stage a certain way in your last special. Can you talk about that?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. So normally I do it in the round, and I had a round stage previously, and then this time I designed a triangular stage, which I could hit the points a little bit more. When you're doing a round stage, you kind of don't know where you're at sometimes in relation to like, have I been here for a while? You know, but with the points, you kind of like, know, okay. You know, I'm at this point, I'm at that point. And I feel like I could service the room better just by using the triangle stage. Plus, you know, I made the screen above me triangle. I like production too, when I do stand ups. So I like to, like, pay attention to. Lighting is big.

[Amy Poehler]

How is this lighting?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I think this is beautifully done. All right.

[Amy Poehler]

Do you like that? People over? We got people kind of on the side.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I do. I noticed that.

[Amy Poehler]

I don't mind that. It's a little disconcerting because you guys are the same height as us.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

So it looks like they're on a ride. And then we got people in the back that are all, we can't see you, but we know that you're the real fans back there. Oh, yeah. All right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It goes deep. It goes deep.

[Amy Poehler]

It does go deep, by the way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And I don't know if you know this little trivia here, and I don't know if anybody in the audience knows we did a movie together.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. We did a movie together. And you know when it came out, you know what it was?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What?

[Amy Poehler]

The percentage of it was on Rotten Tomatoes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I didn't check the percentage. Was it bad?

[Amy Poehler]

Is 7% bad? That's right. That was the first time I met you. In 2014, there was a movie called the House with just a young and up and coming guy named Will Ferrell, you know, And I picked the one fucking bomb that he made. I was like, sign me up for that one. No, him and I were in a movie that was so fun to make because he's the best. Called the House. And there was a scene where, yeah, I was.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

By the way, I shouldn't say we were in a movie together. She was in the movie and I came in for a day. So I think we made the House like it was like Vegas. And I was one of the performers in the living room performing to one. I think it was Rory Scoville. Yes, that's right. Yeah. It was just a day of work, and that was early on. It was like, one of my first movies I've ever done. Yeah. Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

What was your memory of it? Did you have it? Was it a good experience or.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, no, it was a day I came in. I never met you or Will or any of those people, so it was nice.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I mean, I feel like I. I remember that time. And also, you had been performing for a while. Like, you're not an overnight success. You've been putting the time in for a very, very long time, and you've been working very, very hard. What is it? In the same way we talk about fatherhood at an age where you feel like you were ready and mature for it, do you feel that same way about your fame and success?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Same. Yeah. 1998, I said, started doing standup. So for me, you know, I worked at the Four Seasons for seven years getting my feet wet with standup comedy, and I didn't have a movie or a TV show or anything that really propelled me into the mainstream. I feel, even now, too, you know, I have a great fan base and what have you, but I still, like, feel like there's room for growth. But it didn't. It took a while. I mean, what Is this about 2015, shortly after we hit the house? 7%.

[Amy Poehler]

I gotta say, I just looked it up before, and it's up to 20%.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, okay. We're moving up. We're moving up.

[Amy Poehler]

So with inflation and everything.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. But no, it's a slow burn for me. Nothing. Nothing comes easy in my life.

[Amy Poehler]

So. Yeah, why doesn't things. What think do you mean?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's just, you know, my father and I often discuss this. Like, the Maniscalco family always has to take the long road to get there. Right. There's no shortcuts, which I'm not looking for shortcuts, but, you know, every once in a while, it'd be nice to, you know, get a pop.

[Amy Poehler]

How does your dad feel? Like he's taken the long road? How would he say he's taken it?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I mean, he immigrated here when he was 15 years old and, you know, he had to learn new language. He's still learning the language. It's fun hanging around with, like, an immigrant father who just doesn't know, like, the words.

[Amy Poehler]

Is there a word still that you. That really makes you giggle, that he.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, he goes, oh, you know, your Cousin. He's going to Oli Miss. What? Ole Miss? That. Not Ole Miss. So there's a lot of that.

[Amy Poehler]

That one feels okay.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, that's fine.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, that feels okay. That's like the Hillbillies or something. But he.

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

But he.

[Amy Poehler]

He is an amazing story. And. And you wrote a film based on. On his story. And can you tell everybody how. I mean, I'm sure you've answered this question before, but it's pretty awesome to work with Robert De Niro, I imagine.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I was very nervous. Basically wrote a movie. Never thought it would get. You know, you write these things, you never think they're gonna do anything. But this one got picked up into De Niro's hands. He loved it. Wanted to read it out loud here in New York City with a bunch of actors. So read it out loud at a table. And after the table read, I went up to him and I said, so? And he's like. And he left. So I'm like, all right, that's the end of that. And two weeks later, got a call that he's interested in playing your father. And I'm like, you know, this is a guy that. Oh, my God, you know, Good Fellows, Casino posters on my wall. And now he's gonna play my dad in a movie. And then subsequently called my father down to Oklahoma, where he was shooting the movie because he wanted to get to know my dad.

[Amy Poehler]

No way. So you're like, dad, he wants to hang out with you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And my dad's like, how much am I getting for this? So, like, well, you're gonna go for three days? He goes, yeah, well, you know, he still cuts hair. He's still cutting hair at 79 years old. He's like, well, I gotta readjust my clients, and I'm gonna lose money if I go down there for three days. And I said, just don't worry about it. Just go. So he went. He spent three days with De Niro. And De Niro's like, you know, taking notes. How do you wear your hat? How do you hold your cigar? And, you know, tell me how to say this in Sicilian. So then he came back, and then Da wanted him to come to the set. And my dad's like, I ain't going to the set.

[Amy Poehler]

He didn't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know, this is like, you know, a movie, right, with De Niro. We grew up watching. And my dad's like, I ain't. So I said, just. Just come to the set and hang out. So my dad was on set teaching Dinero how to do blowouts and dye jobs.

[Amy Poehler]

So we should make it clear that Sebastian's father does hair and was a hairdresser for your whole life, right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. So he cut my hair until I left the house at, I think 23.

[Amy Poehler]

Does he still give you. Does he still want to cut your hair now?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He cut my hair about four years ago, and I said, that's it. No, he's falling apart. I mean, he's falling apart. His shoulders falling off.

[Amy Poehler]

It's not easy getting old.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It is not easy, especially at that age. Now every time I talk to my parents, it's like, you know, I'm not peeing. Right. Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Is it true? True that Sicilians have great hair?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know. I'm losing a lot of my hair. It's. It's. It's a lot of dust up there. It's a lot of. I use a pepper. Yeah, it's called a fiber. Do a lot of pepper. Before I come up here, I got. I got someone back there with a.

[Amy Poehler]

Pepper with like the par. The Parmesan grater and just like a little bit more. But, you know, I do want to talk about the you on stage, because I do. I love. I love watching you perform because as we talked about earlier, you are physical. And a lot of people, you know, on stage, kind of like neck down or disconnected from their body, when they're telling jokes, they're like telling it from their head. And you really do tell it from your bodies, your whole body when you perform. Did you always like to move as a kid? Like, were you, like, are you a physical guy? Like, do you like. I know you like to dance. I've seen you dance a lot. Like, do you. I mean, not to get too, you know, you don't. You don't know what I'm talking about.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, I. I know what you're talking about.

[Amy Poehler]

I know you shake it out.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I.

[Amy Poehler]

Come on, everybody knows you shake it out.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I shake it out. But it's not. I don't think it's because I have, like, an anxiety for anything. My shake out is a little bit more just. Just for the performance. I do like to move my hands and be physical and have facial expressions when I'm talking.

[Amy Poehler]

Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I just took that and just made it a little bit more grand when I'm on stage.

[Amy Poehler]

Do you have any people that when you were growing up, like, physical comedians that you love?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

John Ritter is my.

[Amy Poehler]

I was just saying. Are you kidding me? I just said backstage we were talking about physical because I was talking about you and I was like, I love how physical Sebastian is. And I said to me, John Ritter was. He was my favorite.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right. Three's Company for you young people. Go watch Three's Company and you're gonna. Yeah, Unbelievable. Like a master of physical comedy. Even though John wasn't a stand up, but I took a lot of what he was doing. I used to watch Three's Company like game tape growing up.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Over and over and over again. There was a scene where he was on a hammock trying to get on the hammock and he fell off. So all those little movements and then he would hit himself and come up and have this daze looked on. So all that stuff I really incorporated. So he was a big inspiration for me. But yeah, the physicality for me, it's just. It's fun to do. It's like a fun thing for me to do. And I got to keep myself entertained up there as well.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, I bet. Because you did what, 80, whatever shows this year?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it was a lot. About 84 shows, I think I did.

[Amy Poehler]

Do you ever do two a days?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I used to, but no more.

[Amy Poehler]

No more.

[Pete Correale]

No more.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Just too tired at. At the end.

[Amy Poehler]

I'm old. Yeah. Well, Tina and I were on tour and we would. Do you know what our favorite thing was? A four o' clock show.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Incredible.

[Amy Poehler]

You never do a four.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I didn't.

[Amy Poehler]

I didn't know comedy during the day. You got to do a four, it'll change your life. 4:00 clock show, you're done by six.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, I like the concept. I just. I'm wondering if my audience would look at the ticket and go, four o'. Clock, we ain't going.

[Amy Poehler]

I gotta tell you, every single person at that 4 o' clock show was pumped. Am I wrong? They wanted to. They wanted to go to bed. They want to go to sleep.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Listen, that is nice for the audience. Come home and go, right, you're done with a white snack and you go to bed.

[Amy Poehler]

How do you feel about sleep? I always like to talk to people about sleep on good hang. What is your sleep routine when you're on the road and is it different than when you're home?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yes, it's difficult on the road just because I just came. Like last night I had the worst sleep because three hours and the plane and I got to adjust and whatnot. But when I'm home, I am starting to go to bed. Sadly, after I tuck my kids in. I love this.

[Amy Poehler]

Talk to me about the time.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I'm in bed about. I'd Say about nine o'. Clock.

[Amy Poehler]

Incredible.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right.

[Amy Poehler]

Sebastian, this is my audience. We love bedtime. We love bedtime. All we think about is bedtime. I love bedtime. 9pm is a winner move.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It is. I try to be consistent with the sleep just because if it starts to vary and then it gets screwed up on the other end. Because generally speaking, I get up around 6 o' clock regardless of what time.

[Amy Poehler]

I go to sleep.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Right. Are you doing any Sleep8Sleep mattress ring?

[Amy Poehler]

No, I have a CPAP machine because I have.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You're wearing a breather or whatever the hell that is.

[Amy Poehler]

A breather. Whatever the hell it is.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I thought. I thought only like typically speaking.

[Amy Poehler]

I thought that's. Oh, it's usually because it's like a man thing, right? No, lucky for me, it's not just a man thing. You're right. It used be to usually is a man thing.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Have you ever heard a woman going, I gotta travel with this thing? I never heard of that. Right.

[Pete Correale]

I never.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm sorry. Not a lot of women are doing that.

[Amy Poehler]

Well, I've always. I've always been ahead of my field.

[Amy Miles]

Well, yeah, it's.

[Amy Poehler]

It's pretty sexy stuff. It's pretty sexy stuff. But. Yeah, I have a sleep apnea, so I wear a sleep AP machine. And I gotta tell you, I love it. It's changed my life. I love it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

I would never change it for the world. I love it so much. It's totally changed my life. Anybody who's thinking about it, just for fun, anybody who wants to try it for fun, do it.

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

It.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It's great. I've heard it. It's very beneficial.

[Amy Poehler]

Right? Incredible.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Do you do it consistently every night? Of course. Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Got to do it every night. And it's. And it puts you right to sleep. It's. It's like the sound. And it has air. Excuse me, Water. So it's like hydrated. So you never ever wake up with dry mouth, bad breath, nose, any of that stuff. Because you're always hydrated. You put your lip balm on your cream. Dehydrated. And then you go. And then you look like a fighter pilot. You go to sleep. But what's your bedtime routine? Tell me about your lotions because I bet you have a skincare routine.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I do. I do have a skincare. Little toner, little face cream. And I put a little cologne on before I got a little nighttime cologne.

[Amy Poehler]

Different than daytime cologne.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. I shower prior to bed.

[Amy Poehler]

Of course.

[Pete Correale]

Do a full.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I say the last two years I've been Doing a full body lotion from head to toe.

[Amy Poehler]

Oh, very good.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

All right.

[Amy Poehler]

What kind of brand you got going there? We'll cut it out.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Don't we brand. It's a variety of different brands. I can't recall because again, my wife is just giving me stuff like that. Here, use this lotion. Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Smart. You don't want to give them free stuff. I get it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

There's one. A lot of them I can't pronounce. Some of them are French.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. So.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And then I've been doing this cologne routine where I do five sprays in my palm. I get it hot and I neck it and I go to bed. And then in the morning, what I've been doing. And this is something maybe you guys should try tomorrow. I've been doing two different colognes, one on the front and one on the back. So you get one scent coming and one scent going. It's a beautiful technique. Wow. Are you into men cologne?

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, I love. I'm sure. And also the front and back is genius because it's like, beautiful. I thought I knew him, you know, he's still a mystery to me. I mean, you're on tour all the time. Who's making you laugh right now? Like, you. Do you watch comedy? Do you like to go. No, no, I know, I don't either. It's just a busman's holiday. But, like, what do you. What do you. How do you. Do you watch stuff to make you laugh? Do you watch videos? Do you watch other comics?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't look at entertainment for the comedy of it. I look like at documentaries. I like drama if I want to laugh. I got a friend back in Chicago. His name is George. I'll call him.

[Amy Poehler]

Tell us about George Age.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

He's one of these guys that just. He's. He's funny. He's like. We talk about daily life and he just makes me laugh. So George is kind of my go to. For. For comedy. But as far as stand up comedy, I don't like watching it generally just because. I don't know, I mean, I like to laugh. I like to see what people do. And maybe a special. Come on. I'll see five minutes of Somebody and then I'll just turn it off if I really like it. The last one I watch from. From front to back was Giannis Pappas.

[Amy Poehler]

Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Couple. Couple special I thought was really, really funny. And he called me on a night where I was so, like, giddy and laughing. So generally speaking, though, I'm like documentary serious. I laugh at serious moments.

[Amy Poehler]

I love serious. Do you watch anything? Like, do you watch reality tv? Do you care about that?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

My wife got me into Love is Blind. So every now and then. What are you laughing at?

[Amy Poehler]

I guess the question is, do you believe it is this show?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I mean, come on. The concept of it is cute. Oh, we're gonna fall in love with somebody, and then on the inside, and then, you know. But that's half. You know. You know, you gotta eventually come out and look at the person. If they got no teeth, you know, it's a problem.

[Amy Poehler]

They gotta walk down the stairs on their hands for them to be worth their salt. I mean, Love is Blind is for me, like, for people who are listening, who might not know, you know, they talk, and then they finally see each other after they meet each other just from talking. And my mirror neurons, like, I get so codependently stressed when those doors open and the body language is so stressful. When they're like, hey. When they go from, like, arms open to just, like. Like, pat, pat, pat. Oh, y. Y. And the way that, like, the body never lies. Like, when.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

The way.

[Amy Poehler]

When they go in for the kiss and it's just like, they just turn. They just turn. They turn their mouth away and give them the cheek.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And it's brutal.

[Amy Poehler]

Or she give me that too, but it's brutal. No, I can't handle that. All right, so you like dark stuff?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, I mean, dark. It's just like. I like. I don't know. Seriously, serious moments I tend to laugh at and find funny. Like, my wife will be telling me a serious story, and I'll just bust out laughing.

[Amy Poehler]

She's. What the.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What's wrong with you? I don't know. I'm thinking about something that's funny pertaining to what you're saying, so.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Okay, so you've got a new special coming out. Yeah, another hour plus of material. It takes you how long to get new material?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I don't know. It's been averaging, like, three, three years. Every three years, I come up with an hour. It's difficult because what you want to do going into these specials is you want it to be equal to or greater than the last one, right? Yeah. And it's difficult because, you know, a lot of comedians have a lot of their best material coming out of the gate because they've been working so long, and now they're gonna, you know. And then, you know, people expect a certain level from you. So take it very serious to make these specials kind of Special because I felt like my last one, I was going through injury. I had sciatic pain on my right leg.

[Amy Poehler]

No way.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And it was very hard for me to move around.

[Amy Poehler]

Too much play.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Too much play. A lot of play. And I felt like I couldn't perform like I normally would perform just because I was in pain. I couldn't move. Plus, I dressed in a tuxedo. I'm like, I'm gonna try something different, right? Yeah. I'm going to bring Vegas back to Frank Sinatra. So I wanted the audience to dress up and this and 20 people dressed up and. And I felt very hampered in a tuxedo. I couldn't. I wanted to, like, kind of correct that with this special. And I have no more sciatica and no more tuxedo.

[Amy Poehler]

You do a good. Do you have a good sciatica stretch? I keep up on that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I do. I take a ball.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. Tennis ball, Lacrosse ball.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What kind of ball it is? It's like a ball that you would buy to roll out your legs.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And I put it right here in my psoas.

[Amy Poehler]

Yes.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And I.

[Amy Poehler]

You guys know what that is, right?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. I feel like this is like a health related section. We're doing sleep now. We're doing sciatica sleep apnea.

[Amy Poehler]

We got to get all the tips.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Put it in your psoas and roll it like.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So you get on the floor and then you basically lay on your stomach. Yeah, you lay on it and roll. A lot of. I believe from my research, which is Instagram, a lot of the sciatic pain is coming from the front side of the body, particularly in the psoas. And I have a very tight so as region.

[Amy Poehler]

Not to brag.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I got a big so as.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay, so what I've learned, you got. You and Pete have been doing your podcast for 12 years. What do you like about doing it? What have you learned? Like what. What's the best thing about having a podcast? Like, what do you like about it?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What I use it for is long form storytelling. So Pete and I are like, you know, he's a beer and peanut guy, I'm a wine and cheese guy. We're very opposites in the way we kind of conduct our life. And he's so funny and so quick witted and he's a great listener. And like, a lot of times when you're telling a story, you know this, that, you know, like, story has beats to it. And, you know, if somebody tells Amy, tell that story about that, I'll look at the crowd and I Don't know if you do. Not a crowd, but, like a group of people. And I go, I'm not telling that story because I know the attention. Attention span of where we're at. Right. I know the story needs to breathe and whatnot. But Pete allows me to really kind of go off on a tangent with a lot of the stories, and he adds great commentary. So we're not guest driven. We don't really have a lot of guests just because we have so much fun talking to one another. But we've been doing this for 12 years. We basically. It's like phone call. It's like a recorded phone call.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And we have a ball. And that's kind of what I get out of the podcast. Pete was saying we don't really have. I mean, we have a loyal fan base. I mean, nothing like this. This army you have that comes out to see you. But it is. I mean, if you're looking for, like, really just storytelling and comedic storytelling, that's what I believe podcasting has done for us, is just give us an opportunity. Because, you know, when you do stand up, you need it to be tight. You need it to be hitting it all cylinders with the podcast. You know, you guys or whoever's listening to it could be in, you know, your bathroom getting ready or working out and whatnot. So, you know, you chuckle here and there. It's funny. But, yeah, it's been. Been a pleasure working with him, and we plan on doing it. I mean, you know, it's. It's. It's like a. It's a labor of love for us.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, that's great. Because. And the best thing about it, I feel like, is, you know, with these, like, longer, extended conversations, you can figure out. You can figure out how you feel about things in real time. You can hear people kind of sort through their value system in a way, but also just they figure out life in real time with someone else. It's kind of cool to hear that. And because of that, I want to throw out some things, and I just want to get your take about how you feel about that. Okay, so we're gonna do a little speed round.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, good.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay. Shoeless households.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. It's a big debate. Yeah. Because I do a joke about going over to somebody's house, and they ask, could you please remove your shoes? And I'm like, you know, I'm a grown man. I don't feel like I should be walking around somebody else's house in my socks. I just don't feel confident. Once a Man loses his shoes. You can't really debate any other man. It's like, you're in your socks, guy. Come on. But you know, there's people out there that are very adamant. How dare you come in with shoes on? You know how much stuff is on the bottom of your shoes? You're gonna traipse that into the house? Yeah, okay, fine. I get it. It hasn't been a problem for me for the last 52 years. No one's ever got sick. I' did somebody come in there with their shoes on? So if you come by the house, people will be kind and go, oh, do you want me to take my shoes off? And I feel so good when I go, nah, leave them on. Especially women, man. They love shoes. They come over with a nice heel. What? They go, okay, let me take this on. Now they gotta walk around barefoot? Have you seen the bottom of some people's feet? What's on? What's on? What kind of bacteria that might be even worse than a shoe?

[Amy Poehler]

Now, Pete was talking to us about misophonia.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

Are you a germaphobe?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm not a germaphobe. I wouldn't say I'm not wiping down the plane seat when I walk on the plane, but I'm like. I often look at people and how they kind of conduct their lives and go, how the hell could you be doing that here? You know, I just feel like there's no. Like, you know, you go on an airplane and people will take their shoes off and they're barefoot, and then they walk into the bathroom.

[Amy Poehler]

Not okay. Not okay.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So with this misophonia, if you don't know what it is, and it's. Again, Pete said I was not diagnosed with it.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. His question, I think, was, what do you. When are you gonna get properly diagnosed?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Well, I don't think I need to. I just feel like if you were opening up a bag of chips right now and eating Doritos, my window of tolerance for that is very small. Could be anything. People want typing, heavy typers.

[Amy Poehler]

You don't like a heavy typer?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Oh, God. I mean, like, if you're, like, banging on the keyboard and you're at Starbucks and I'm waiting in line, I will just hear the keyboard and nothing else. I get drowned out all other sounds.

[Amy Poehler]

Like a Tom Cruise movie.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Like, it's amazing. It really is amazing. And I don't want to get rid of this because I feel like not only do I have a sensitivity to sound, but also just people in general, their Behavior. And I feel if I lose the misophonia, I'm going to lose the ability or my radar to detect that that guy hasn't laughed at.

[Amy Poehler]

All right, Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So that's why I. I keep the disease.

[Amy Poehler]

Wedding registries.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Wedding registries. Oh, that's a good one. We had a registry when we got married. I have no problem with it. I don't pay attention to it because, again, growing up in Italian family, we often brought money to the wedding. So you put, like, some cash in an envelope, and then, you know, you don't bring a toaster or a blender or whatever. I just, you know, nice cash. Yeah. Envelope. I think everybody likes. Especially when you're getting started married. It used to be, you know, people got married kind of young and they needed a start, right? Oh, here's 500. You know, go buy a. Go buy something to get your life started. But now it's like. I don't know, man. It's like the parents are bankrolling a lot of these kids today. I mean, it's. It's amazing. And it got silent in here because maybe some of the people are in here. Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

This is New York City. Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Look at how quiet it got.

[Amy Poehler]

Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Your mother paid for the tickets tonight. Yeah.

[Amy Poehler]

Everybody turned to their mother, who they're with, and said, I don't know what he's talking about. Is there a thing. Is there anything at a wedding that people do that you.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That.

[Amy Poehler]

That drives you nuts?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm not into taking home food. And this is big in the Italian culture. They'll go to the sweet table. Italians have a sweet table. And they'll. They'll take a styrofoam to go thing that they hand out.

[Amy Poehler]

Okay.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And they'll take the cookies and the soyotel. They'll take it all home. I'm like, come on, we could have this for breakfast tomorrow. I just think it's a tacky move. I don't like to go at a wedding.

[Amy Poehler]

I've never seen that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No. Come to one of my weddings, you'll see it. Pets.

[Amy Poehler]

Should people have them?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Should people have pets? I have to tell you, I've never had a pet. Up until a year ago, I got a dog. We got two dogs now, so.

[Amy Poehler]

We.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Got them for the kids. I'm not a huge animal lover. I like animals, but, like, I'm not, you know, coming home and.

[Amy Poehler]

I don't.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Take it out to get coffee, you know, take it out of the airplane. I just felt like we had a. We had a pet in the neighborhood growing up. His name was Italo. It's the male version of Italy. That's the name. The dog eat a low. And it lived in the garage year round. I mean, it would be 13 below and the dog would be in the garage. I don't know, it just. It was just kind of like, there. The dog, it wasn't like the focal point of the home.

[Amy Poehler]

Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

It was just like. Yeah, you're right. Okay. But now the dog's up here and it's the petting. It bothers me. I'm sorry. It's just.

[Amy Poehler]

What kind of dog?

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

Cats.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Forget it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm allergic to cats. That's why I don't like them. But, God, I don't even go to people. I got a good friend, he's got a cat, he's got two cats. I go, I can't come to the house until the cats die. I can't.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah. Amy Miles has cats, and she had a cat that really tried to almost, like, become your lover, like the cat would. And I was saying, I feel the same way about cats. Like, I feel fine with them, and I think they're great, but I don't really want. I'm a tiny bit allergic, like, just a little bit. So I try not to touch them. And because of it, they're obsessed with me. I just ignore them, and they just. Just come up and crawl and they get in your clothes. And Amy used to have a cat named Nosferatu who would try to suck your spirit out of your mouth. So I understand yelling.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yelling.

[Amy Poehler]

How do you feel about yelling?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I mean, I don't know. A good yell every now and then is healthy.

[Amy Poehler]

Do you yell at your kids?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, I yell at my kids. Again, I'm not one of these parents that gets on the same level as their kids and go, just tell me what you're going through. It's not that. I think a good dose of a yell, not a lot. Because with raising kids, you have to act sometimes like you're psychotic. Right. And if you lose your composure, the kids will go, wow, we don't want to see that again.

[Amy Poehler]

Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So a good yell, I think, every now and then sets the family straight.

[Amy Poehler]

Agreed. Oh, you're getting some applause.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I'm surprised. I'm surprised.

[Amy Poehler]

I'm surprised you're getting applause from the parents of the people who paid for their kids to be here. Santa Claus.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

We had a problem with Santa Claus. Again. This is another thing I'm not into. My daughter accused My wife and I of being Santa Claus. This is when she was five years old, and I wasn't ready for it. I thought Santa Claus discussions normally happen maybe around 8 to 10 to 11. So I'm like, what, the 5? That's young. So I came out of the room, I asked my wife, I go, what? Get on this text that you're with the moms and find out what's going on at school. We found out that a lot of parents tell their kids there's no Santa because they don't want to lie to their kids. Right now I'm thinking that's all I.

[Amy Poehler]

Do.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Is lie to my kids.

[Pete Correale]

Right.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Eat your carrots. You're gonna see better. But, yeah. So I got so upset.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I was at a Christmas party. There was a Santa Claus there. So I'm telling Santa, generally speaking, when I go to these parties, you dance. I talk to, like, the waiters and the people that are working in the party.

[Amy Poehler]

Got it, Got it. I get it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I'm talking to Santa.

[Amy Poehler]

You go in the back of the house.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, go back to the house.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, go back of the house.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So I talked to the Santa, and I said, you know, kid, don't believe. And he goes, well, I offer a service where I could come to the house. Swear to God, this is in Los Angeles. Can you believe it? I come to the house on Christmas Eve, and I'll put the presents down, right? So 12:30 at night, this guy comes my robe in. In the driveway. Come, come. That's right, the trees over here, Sarah, she comes in. I wake up the kids. I go, santa's here. We come, we look at Santa, and then Santa. Then the kids go back to bed. I peel off three Huns for this drunk Santa in my house. And now the kids, you know, they believe again. So I highly recommend if you get a Santa to come to your house, it's right. Incredible.

[Amy Poehler]

Incredible.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Wow.

[Amy Poehler]

And I guess the last question I want to ask you, Sebastian, and thank you so much for your time. And again, check out Sebastian's new special on Hulu and all the good work that he's doing. It's so great to have you. Thank you so much for doing this. It's been so fun. Can you just talk me through how you cook your steak?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay.

[Amy Poehler]

Because it feels like what I've read is that you do a reverse sear. And I want to talk about it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay. I like these questions. So I found this video, this is about 10 years ago online, about the reverse sear. Basically, what it is Is you take the steak out of the refrigerator. You leave it set for about 30 minutes, get it to room temperature. I like to do mine about 45, 50 minutes. Just let it get used to the atmosphere.

[Amy Poehler]

And what kind of cut are we talking about?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Used to like ribeye. Now I'm onto New York's New York strip because the ribeye got a lot of fat on it. And at this age, you know, I could go at any minute. So I'm doing New York strip steak. And I heavily salt it and heavily put pepper on it right from the hair. And then I set the oven to 275. I put it in there for about 45 minutes. After the 45 minutes, I take it out, I let it rest for 15. All the while, I got a cast iron skillet, white hot. I do a sear for about a minute each side, cut and serve with a little rosemary lining the serving plate. I like garnish on a plate when it comes to the table, because a lot of times when you have steak, there might be a little, you know, blood or whatever kind of moving throughout the plate. And I like the stems of rosemary. It kind of adds a nice touch.

[Amy Poehler]

So anything else in the pan, like no butter?

[Pete Correale]

No.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I know a lot of people do a little oil, maybe garlic, and then they, they, they kind of basted. Spoon. No, this is a. You don't need it. You snake. What, you want us? You want a shout out and a sponsor for this Snake river farm? Meat is probably the best meat that you can get. You got to order it online, though. I've been promoting these, these, this meat company for a while.

[Amy Poehler]

For real.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And not one free filet. I'm the guy that gets nothing. Like, Amy probably has a bunch of stuff coming to the house, right?

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

Swag.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Here's this, here's that. We understand you got a band. Here's a guitar, right? I get nothing. Nothing is sent to me. No hair. Try this, try that. I got no boxes. Like DJ Khaled is constantly opening up a watch or shoes. I got nothing.

[Amy Poehler]

And what's your sides? Before you go, I need to know what are you serving with your steak?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

So we like to do a fingerling potato. Whoa.

[Amy Poehler]

Not what I expected.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What'd you expect?

[Amy Poehler]

I expected a whipped or a mashed.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Funny you say that. I started doing mashed because my kitchen is being remodeled right now and I can't cook. But I started doing mashed potatoes prior to the kitchen remodel. And, you know, it's a little bit labor intensive.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah, it's not easy to get a good mashed.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it's not easy to get a good mash, but the fingerling is sufficing for now. And then I'll take, I'll put a green in there, I'll put a broccoli and I'll put a little asparagus. I'm trying to get the kids to eat, you know, healthy, you know, with this kind of grab and go stuff that I'm not into the process, processed foods. Although, you know, I'm not saying that I'm eating so well, but you know, you want to give the kids.

[Amy Poehler]

Here's a little tip I tell people with young kids that I'll share with you too. I learned it from my brother who lives in Sweden with his Swedish wife and family. They do this. I don't know if it's sweet, it's probably not Swedish, just what they do. But like when dinner time is almost ready, like that hungry time when like you're 5, 36, when the kids are about to eat and food is cooking, they just put a big plate of vegetables with like ranch or hummus on the table and your kid is hungry and they eat a bunch of carrots and celery just as a snack because it's not part of their dinner. Like, but the minute you put it on the plate with anything like pizza or pasta or anything, they're not going to eat it. But if you slide it in there before dinner when they're hungry, they'll have a few carrots. They don't even know they're eating it.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

You know, that does sound good in theory, but how prone are you to cut some carrot radishes? You got this beautiful tray of vegetables and one carrot and then who's eating the rest of the vegetables? Right? Are you, are you gonna knock em out? No, they're going in the garbage.

[Amy Poehler]

You're right. Cutting too many vegetables is a nightmare. But I would take a vegetable over a fruit any day.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

What's your, what's your vegetable favorite?

[Amy Poehler]

Well, I love anything in the pea family, so I love a pea. I love, you know, what do you call it? A snap pea. Thank you. I love a pea. I love an asparagus. I, I love a potato. Does that count as a vegetable?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah, it doesn't, I don't know.

[Amy Poehler]

Mushroom. I love a mushroom.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Okay, a mushroom. So what's your favorite fruit?

[Amy Poehler]

I feel like some kind of like savory, like a, like a chicken curry with mushrooms and rice.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

No, no, no, no food.

[Amy Poehler]

Did you hear fruit? Oh, you said fruit.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Yeah. Fruit.

[Amy Poehler]

You said it like. You said it like this.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Fruit. What?

[Amy Poehler]

You said fruit. What's your favorite food?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

She had.

[Amy Poehler]

What's your favorite fruit? My favorite fruits.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Fruit. Yeah. Fruit.

[Sponsor Voice / Announcer]

Is.

[Amy Poehler]

I don't know, a plum.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

A plum. Oh, wow.

[Amy Poehler]

What's your favorite fruit? What's your favorite fruit?

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Fruit is a banana or a strawberry to toss up.

[Amy Poehler]

Yeah.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

And vegetable. I like an asparagus. I really dig in the asparagus. But if I had to choose, I'd go strawberry or banana over a vegetable any day of the week.

[Amy Poehler]

You'd go fruit over veggies over fruit. Wow. You got this audience as we wrap up, I guess. Raise your hand. Are you? Raise your hand if you'd go fruit over veg. Wow, look at that.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Look at that.

[Amy Poehler]

I can't even see the people at the top.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

That's impressive.

[Amy Poehler]

The people on the side on the park ride are all veg. Nobody's voting fruit. Unbelievable. Well, you found your audience, Sebastian.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

I did. My group of people.

[Amy Poehler]

Give it up everybody for Sebastian Maniscalco. Thank you so much.

[Sebastian Maniscalco]

Thanks. Thanks for having me here. I really appreciate it. Thank you very much.

[Amy Poehler]

Sebastian Maniscaco, everybody. You've been listening to. Good hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss Berman and me, Amy Poehler. The show is produced by the Ringer and Paper Kite for the Ringer production by Jack Wilson, cat Spillane, Kaia McMullen and Alaya Zaneris. For Paper Kite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell and Jenna Weiss Berman. Original music by Amy Mil. This episode is brought to you by Voco Hotels. You know, when you're traveling, it's nice to soak up the unique experiences, quirks and characteristics of a hotel. And it is a shame when you go into a room and it is a carbon copy of every other room that you've been to before. But each Voco hotel across the US has its own rhythm, local flavor and unique detail. With beautiful rooms for catching up on me time and full service bars and restaurants for us time. So come on in and live the Voco life. Book your next [e-mail] this episode is brought to you by L' Oreal Paris. Younger looking skin seems to take a million products these days. You've gotta hand it to the Revitalift triple power moisturizer by l' Oreal Paris. It reduces wrinkles, firms and brightens all in one. It's like three steps of your routine morphed into one super powered moisturizer. You're out the door faster. Your bathroom is less cluttered and your skin youthful as ever. Revitalize your skin care routine and your complexion with the Revitalift Triple Power Moisturizer by l' Oreal Paris. Order now on Amazon.