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Hello, Pomelogical pompadoured Pomeranians pommeling pomegranates with pomp. Welcome to Good Job Brain, your weekly quiz show and offbeat trivia podcast. This is episode 306. And of course, I'm your humble host, Karen. And we are your tremendous trivia triad. Triumphantly trying the trifecta of tri tip, triple sec and Triscuits.

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I'm Colin.

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And I'm Chris.

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Sounds like a good time.

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Triple second Triscuits. Yeah. Like, are you. Are you dipping them in there like Oreos and milk?

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We've talked about this before, but I think it's worth stating again. Triscuits. Yes, you might think, oh, it's named after. Maybe there's like three main ingredients. Like, try skits.

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Like, well, there's like a buy skit.

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You know, you have tri skit.

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Tri skit.

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Right. The world eagerly awaiting the quad skit.

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But it's not.

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But it's not Triscuit, named after electricity biscuit.

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Electric biscuit.

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Electric Biscuit.

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In the olden days, Triscuit was the first early snacks that was made from a manufacturing plant that was powered by electricity. Well, anyways, welcome to our stories. Spring 2026 season, everybody.

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Yeah. 300 in the rear view, charging ahead,

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not knowing when to stop. Yep.

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If you're a new listener, welcome. We here, we're a quizzy fun facts trivia podcast. Colin and Chris and I used to play together at Pub Trivia quite, quite passionately for many, many, many, many years. And the idea of the show is to bring that, like, publisher, pub quiz, hang, hang experience to you as if you're sitting with us at the table, chatting, answering questions, playing games. And almost every episode has a random topic. And we make quizzes and challenges and find out weird facts about that topic. I say it's spring. I live in Seattle. It's snowing. It's like a huge snow day.

Good Job, Brain! Episode 306: Geology Rocks

April 28, 2026
Hosts: Karen, Colin, Chris
Podcast site: goodjobbrain.com

Overview

In this lively spring episode of Good Job, Brain!, the trivia-obsessed team—Karen, Colin, and Chris—dive deep into the fun and fascinating world of geology, exploring rocks, minerals, famous stones, and rock-inspired trivia through quizzes, stories, and engaging banter. The show is as much about offbeat facts as it is about celebrating the joy of learning and friendly competition.

Main Segments and Key Insights

Opening Banter & Mind-Blowing Fact

[03:00] Karen shares a "north of most Canadians" trivia:
- Most of Canada's population lives south of Seattle.
- "Both cities south of Seattle. In terms of latitude, they live technically south of Seattle, and it blew my mind." – Karen [03:36]

Eggcorn Watch (Spring 2026 Inaugural Edition)

[04:22] Chris defines “Eggcorn”:
- A word/phrase used incorrectly but in a way that makes quirky sense (e.g. "deer staring at a headline").
Eggcorns in the News:
- Example: “Sean has done an admiral job” (should be “admirable job”) in a statement about the Buffalo Bills coach [06:58].
- Chris: “A job befitting the office of a naval fleet commander.” [07:00]
Favorite Eggcorn:
- “Living bi-curiously through you.” [07:53]

Pop Quiz, Hotshot! (Trivial Pursuit Segment)

[08:26] Classic quiz segment:
- Covers diverse trivia from city populations to pop culture, history, and science.
- Karen hosts, Chris and Colin compete with playful buzzer banter.
- Notable Q&As and scores:
  - Largest Sunday paper: LA Times [09:54]
  - Hamlet's top-grossing movie: Mel Gibson [10:17]
  - "Third rail" of American politics: Medicare [11:21]
  - Insect spiracles: breathing [12:07]
  - Quarterback Vicodin rehab: Brett Favre [12:25]
  - Eighth notes in 3/4 time: Six [13:13]
  - Showgirls actor/ Sex and the City: Kyle MacLachlan [13:44]
  - Exercise invented in WWI internment: Pilates [14:32]
  - Billionaire novelist: J.K. Rowling [15:00]
  - 2004 musical ad: Little Women [15:32]
  - Movie aging RDJ from 18 to 83: Chaplin [16:09]
  - Sporting nation "Spice Boys": Granada [16:50]

Karen's Trivial Pursuit TV Appearance

[16:55] Karen recounts competing on TV show,
- Practiced buzzer timing with a drag racing device.
- “Truly appreciate your level of dedication and preparation.” – Colin [18:09]

Topic Introduction: Rarest Mineral & Geology Theme

[18:15] Chatuite — World's rarest mineral:
- Pronounced "chatuite" (KYA-WTHU-ITE), blood-orange gem, only 1.6 carat ever found, housed in LA [19:08].

Colin's Segment: Famous Rocks & Rock Culture

[20:24] Wikipedia’s list of individual rocks inspires Colin:
- “Just dozens and dozens of famous rocks...The rock stars, if you will.” – Colin [20:24]
- Levitated Mass (Public Art):
  - 340-ton boulder, artist Michael Heiser, now at LA County Museum of Art; legendary venture to install [23:30].
- Big Bertha (Moon Rock):
  - Apollo 14, possibly contains Earth-origin granite, or lunar material per recent research [27:41].
  - Fun fact: Studying Earth rocks on the moon is easier due to no weathering [28:37].
- Husafell Stone (Icelandic Lifting Stone):
  - 410 lb. stone at a goat pen, used in strength competition since 1750s [30:01].
  - Three challenge levels: Lazy Bones (lift), Half stacker (waist), Full stacker (carry around pen).
  - Only ~40 men and 1 woman confirmed to lift it around the pen [32:43].
- Honorable Mentions:
  - Names like Wolf Rock, Tripod Rock, Hippos Yawn [33:41].

Movie Quiz: "Rock" in the Title

[34:20] Karen’s Rockin’ Movies Quiz:
- Movie titles with "rock":
  - School of Rock [35:46]
  - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas [37:44]
  - The Rock [38:19]
  - Rocketman [39:12]
  - Rocky III [40:20]
  - Rock Star [41:02]
  - Rock of Ages [42:34]
Memorable exchange:
- “Paul Giamatti. Bryan Cranston. Alec Baldwin. Catherine Zeta Jones. Tom Cruise in the movie adaptation of the Broadway show Rock of Ages.” – Karen [42:32]

Chris’s Segment: The World's Oldest Snowball (Ice is a Mineral)

[45:53] SNOW as a mineral & the world’s oldest snowball:
- In 1976, after rare San Francisco Bay Area snow, kid saves a snowball in the freezer [47:35].
- “Amazingly, 50 years later, the world’s oldest snowball is still intact.” – Chris [47:59]
- Details proper mineral definition—ice is a mineral when naturally occurring [48:46].
- The snowball has moved homes (now in Reno) and survived power outages and press events.
- “Please check out worldsoldestsnowball.com to learn more. It has its own webpage. Isn’t that amazing?” – Chris [52:22]

Final Quiz Segments & Notable Facts

Stones Quiz (Write-down Round)

[55:14] Questions included:

Ailsa Craig Island’s sport export: Curling stones [55:14]
Stone skipping world record: 88 skips, set by Kurt Steiner [57:45]
Three prehistoric human ages (chronological): Stone Age, Bronze Age, Iron Age [59:59]
Board game with stones and holes: Mancala [61:44]
WRPSA stands for: World Rock Paper Scissors Association [62:12]
Human ear has:
- Otoconia, or ear stones/crystals, for balance ("They tell our body what is up, what is down..." [64:17])

Notable Quotes & Fun Moments

"The rock stars, if you will." – Colin [20:24]
"A job befitting the office of a naval fleet commander." – Chris on "an admiral job" [07:00]
"Egg corns... it's a window into the miracle of the human brain." – Chris [08:12]
"I truly appreciate your level of dedication and preparation." – Colin to Karen [18:09]
“Ice is the cubic zirconium of ice.” – Chris, on freezer-made ice not being a mineral [49:47]
"When you feel dizzy or you have vertigo, that means there's some loose rocks somewhere they're not supposed to be." – Karen [64:37]
"Resetting your ear crystals... sounds like the title of a self-published book." – Chris [64:44]

Timestamps for Important Segments

[03:00] – Mind-blowing latitude fact about Seattle & Canada
[04:22] – Eggcorn Watch, including “admiral job” in NFL news
[08:26] – Pop Quiz, Hotshot (Trivial Pursuit trivia round)
[16:55] – Karen's Trivial Pursuit game show story
[18:15] – Introduction to rare minerals/chatuite
[20:24] – Wikipedia’s List of Individual Rocks (Colin’s segment)
[23:30] – Levitated Mass: the giant boulder artwork in LA
[26:27] – Big Bertha: Potential Earth-origin rock found on the moon
[30:01] – Husafell Stone: Icelandic lifting stone tradition
[34:20] – Rock-themed Movie Quiz
[45:53] – Chris's “world’s oldest snowball” story, ice as mineral
[55:14] – Stones Quiz: Curling, stone skipping, historic ages, etc.
[64:00] – Otoconia/ear stones and their function in balance

Tone and Style

The hosts are playful, quick-witted, and passionate about trivia, bringing in friendly teasing, personal anecdotes, and quirky asides. Familiar in-jokes (e.g., references to trilogies and sandwiches) and running gags ("living bi-curiously") keep the tone light and engaging.

Listening Value

This episode is a must-listen for trivia lovers, geology geeks, and anyone who enjoys learning weird, unexpected facts about the world around us. Whether it’s the logistics of moving a 340-ton sculpture, the journey of the world’s oldest snowball, or the science behind the rocks in your ears, there’s plenty here to keep your brain entertained.

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