Transcript
Eric Andre (0:00)
Ugh.
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Eric Andre (0:17)
Hey, still got my hoodie?
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Eric Andre (1:00)
And the kicker is. And then Jesse Eisenberg, Poland, granted him EU citizenship. And I've been trying to get dual citizenship since Trump got in the White House in 2016. I've been trying to find my escape country. So I was like, I could have walked away with EU passport and an Oscar. Oh, yeah. What's up, y'? All?
Jesse David Fox (1:33)
All right, welcome, everyone, to Good One live at south by Southwest. I am Jesse David Fox, senior writer at Vulture and author of comedy book. My guest is Eric Andre, comedian, actor,
Eric Andre (1:45)
sex symbol, Sex symbol host, Aries.
Jesse David Fox (1:50)
So, as we like to start, what is the funniest or strangest thing that's happened to you this week?
Eric Andre (1:54)
This week specifically? So two weeks ago, I got a vasectomy.
Jesse David Fox (1:59)
Congrats.
Eric Andre (1:59)
Thank you. And then for me, that's like having a baby. I was like, I have, like, pictures of it. You know, like, someone gets pregnant, they send you the. What's it called? The sonogram or whatever. Like, oh, it's gonna be a girl. I was, like, showing pictures of my vas defron snips. I was like, I made it to the finish line. So anyway, I got a vasectomy a couple weeks ago, and then I went to Nine Inch Nails a couple nights ago, and John Waters was, like, right next to me before I went in. And I loved John Waters so much that I started jumping up and down and giggling before I went over and talked to him. But you're not supposed to, like, jump or run after you give sexectomy, so my balls felt like a pair of maracas the entire nine Inch Nail show. I put my balls in tremendous pain.
