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Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Woke up in the morning and to God be the glory Thankful for another day to tell my story Put my opinions in the universe and let them orbit I'm from the dirty soul with a dirty mouth My knee orbit miss things things on me like a Norbit had to refuse them cause my bitch no rest Fusion she gorgeous as I doubt my sons up and kiss my daughter forehead Tell them we gonna get this money to my pocket SM morbid Remember living in apartments now we playing mortgage.
Deontay Woody
What you been up to?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Me?
Deontay Woody
Yeah, we rolling.
Don't Call Me White Girl
We rolling already.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. All right, I'll introduce you. We'll do a traditional. I don't do that. I just be talking to my guest.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Am I? Well, when I lie to people, I got pretend we're way closer than where we are.
Deontay Woody
Okay.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Y' all know, I guess today we got the same other, different fathers. Our dad's different, but they both light skinned. So you know where in Philly?
Don't Call Me White Girl
North Philly.
Deontay Woody
North Philly with the F N O R. North Philly.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Emory, the phone is a no go. Yeah, North Philly. Wilmington Delaware.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Wilmington Delaware. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Don't call me white girl. Y' all know her? I'm on the left.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Where's my camera?
Deontay Woody
Did you.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Hey guys. I love you so much. I'm so excited.
Deontay Woody
What's happening.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm excited. Deontay.
Deontay Woody
What you. What you out here for the. The joint, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, I'm out here all week working.
Deontay Woody
You got shows.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I have a standup show on Thursday and Sunday at the Atlanta Comedy Theater and then I'm just running through all the podcasts I did and hinge in the moral. That's Jamila in my.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Grits and eggs. Cuz this is long overdue.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, for sure.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And I'm just. I'm doing a bunch of them. I'm gonna reach out to Nav. I'm gonna record my own on Friday. Friday I'm gonna just run through and do like 10, 11. I used to do that all the time. Come down here, get 12 under my belt and I got some. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
Yeah, you pre record your own show too. When you be doing that? How. How do you. How you stay away from like current event?
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's the thing. Like usually if I do a guess, I'm like locked into what they got going on and we don't really fuck with that that much. You know what I mean? So. But it's like I always felt like, especially with my last podcast, like I would miss the ball because people shit happens and People say, yo, we gotta hear what you say about this. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause your current event takes big.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. And it's so different from everybody else's take, you know what I mean? So I feel like people enjoy and I think it's necessary. So. Yeah, I'm trying to get better, you know, I'm learning.
Deontay Woody
Nah, you killing this shit. We got like. I was just thinking about this. I was watching your show the other day. It's like we got the same setup, low key. Yeah, we the center, front, center. Except Phelps. Phelps is the person and Big Head is a cartoon. But it's the same like AB type situation going on. So people are really tuning. What's the other dude that be on your show?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Conehead Derek from Boston. The chair shit.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. You know what's crazy? My biggest video to date was that one hand on neck. You know, why you being weird to me? Those videos is one where he says something about me being a linebacker and another one where the chair cracks. And I want to be clear here, okay? It's exclusive for my nigga. The chair did make a small noise, but my production. Zach, you like Zach. Stupid ass. Zack made it louder on purpose. And that's exactly why I don't like Zach, because he did that on purpose. He made that shit crap loud as fuck. But those two videos are now people walk up and say, I love your work. Like, when that chair cracked, it blows my shit. But they're viral. They done viral, both of them.
Deontay Woody
I mean, so Zach know what he doing, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I guess shout out my name.
Deontay Woody
Zach. Where he's from.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Zach is from King of Pressure.
Deontay Woody
King of Pressure, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
No ever has been farm from King of Pressure ever. I kid you not.
Deontay Woody
Yo, look, Zach pulled up to me, pulled up on me in a New York show in December, okay? Show love. Crazy love. I'm with Zach forever.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, Zach a good though. He is.
Deontay Woody
How things been on, like doing the standup though? Cause you been. You've been killing that. You progressing like a cuz. I think I can see the correlation of you doing better on stage and your being better too.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Stand up like I went viral in September. I did stand up in December. I never wanted to build it up, so I was scared of it like a lot of people in my game do. It's a total difference from talking shit to your camera in your room than talking in front of black people. I have a black audience. Niggas come to the show like this, like, let's go. You know what? I Mean, they want that shit. And you know, I don't know. I really, really enjoy it. Like, I tell people like, it feel like I'm high, like I'm on drugs. Like the tingle all over my body, like that is like the pinnacle for me of this, you know, like the hour special. Like it has to happen. I think that's like the first thing where I'm gonna just cry when it's done, you know what I mean? Cause it's like a lot of this shit I haven't really pat myself on the back for, but it's like that is like, it's just everything to me, you know what I mean? Like, I remember Kings of Comedy coming out and watching it a thousand times and what set I liked and what set I didn't really like. And like really locking in Bernie Mac being like the ult and you know what I mean? And knowing my style and how I want to move. And it's crazy because at first I wasn't confident enough to move my body and now I will get on the ground if I have to explain something or whatever. Yeah, but I love that shit. I really, really, really love it. So it's like being blessed to people to fuck with you. And I done built up this big ass family everywhere, so they feel like family reunions. I call them my cousins like n come to shows alone, leaving groups.
Deontay Woody
Like sometimes girls, we work in the same joint. Yeah, they be doing what they be scissors.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, even with the whole like it's like rock star shit. Like they be sucking and fucking after. It's great. I'm the only one don't get no play. I mean I get, I get invites, but it's like I'm kind of corny, so I don't really be with it. Like I aspired her to get to that point where I'm just hitting fans city to city.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's a goal of mine.
Deontay Woody
That's when you winning.
Don't Call Me White Girl
What?
Deontay Woody
Yeah, that's Rick James shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh my God. I really. And I also would like a staff for like all black ass niggas with waves. You know what I mean? Like, I want somebody to notice like, damn, why is her whole crew look alike? Because I be doing it to them. That's part of your fucking job, nigga. Like, I want to totally be like drop something rain. You know what I mean? Fuck that. It ain't no HR with podcast.
Deontay Woody
He's Tyler Perry.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, I'm with it though. I'm excited.
Deontay Woody
It's like, who we similar like that though. Because we. I call. We call our. This is something weird about calling people fans.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
It's like, we family. We love. We call them our cousins. That's the name of our tour, the first cousins tour.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, I know.
Deontay Woody
And then. Yeah, it'd be the same thing. People pull up solo, man. They pull up solo. And then always tell niggas, like, if you hear you, you got something in common with everybody in this room. There's 400 people in this room. You got something in common with.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
So leave and know somebody and n be leaving niggas be lifelong friendships. Yo, Should've been cool as hell.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I feel like I know for facts that now, like, you really attract what you are. Even getting jobs and getting acclimated with other n fan bases. It's like I can see the difference between them and who I've collected. I'm really blessed to have some loyal ass bitches. 85% female, like black women. I could feel that shit when I go other places. I could feel them coming with me. And it's real. Like, bitch, we here in the comments, rocking, arguing, whatever. Like that shit, man, I never. I could have. I couldn't have wrote the guy like, what I wanted my fan to look like.
Deontay Woody
Right.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, I literally got exactly what I wanted. Like, what I needed or whatever you want to call it.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. You know, we just a mirror. So, like, in so many different aspects, I could see so many different parts of my personality and who I am and the people that come and see me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Ain't that lit.
Deontay Woody
That should be lit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, it's so. It's like we speak the same language. And that's what I say on stage. I'm like, yo, like, if you don't know nothing about the bitches that's in here is like, we all like it straight. We don't want no chasing. We don't want no bake on the coke. Like, everybody get it here. Like, we want it straight. And that's. And they really. Yeah, we wanted it straight. And it's crazy because when I started doing Joey podcast and I said I do stand up, they would come. And I really feel like a lot of them came on some. Let me see if this bitch really funny for real. And I could pick them out of the crowd. Like, they stick out. Like, I might get on stage and say, yo, like. Like, we've been infiltrated. Look around these niggas. Like, these niggas ain't our people. Like, you know, but it's. I mean, it's all lit. Cause that Platform's so big. It looked like. Cause I'm blessed. So most of my shows sell out. It's a blessing. Right. But like, it's a slow walk, you know, economy fucked up. So it's like I sell out by that day. I'm sold out everybody. I go on there and say I'm doing a show and the nigga, the club on the call like, yo, what the fuck? Like, it's a spike. It's that's. He has really built some shit over there, you know?
Deontay Woody
Yeah. So, you know, how has that been? How has the transition been from doing a solo show, you know? Cause you solo, showing it. I'm gonna get to your early career in a minute because you've been doing stand up how long?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Just the same amount of time. I just. I went viral September 2018. I did stand up December. I just didn't do it a lot.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
But you seven or seven, eight years.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, seven, eight years.
Deontay Woody
So what's been the biggest difference from solo show and stand up to now? Being on the biggest podcast in black culture.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Letting people talk. Like, having to actually listen to other people say shit. And it's crazy. Cause like, like, yo, like that I didn't even know what an A mic was. I do a lot of preaching about. Like, it ain't preaching. I'm just keeping it real. Like, I always say that we need to be patient, more patient with each other. Like, I feel like n that go to McDonald's their whole life piss poor service, piss poor food. And you order a McDouble and it's come with cheese and bread and you don't not go to McDonald's anymore, but you might go to Shaquita Oxtail and waffle. And it's like, you know you gonna blast her on TikTok when she ain't get it right.
Deontay Woody
That's real.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And what we know about Shaquita's oxtail and waffle is Shaquita may be the first and only business owner in her family. Like, that's what we know. Cause we come from the same places. So it's like, why will you be patient with the nigga that's trying? On top of the fact that me at my age now, I've never seen this amount of entrepreneurship. When I was coming up, early 20s and all that, the only entrepreneurs I know sold heroin and crack. Barbers and hairdressers. That's it. That was the beginning. Like, I know niggas, rental companies, this and that, travel agency, all kind of Shit, Right. I think a lot of that we can attribute to social media, because social media gives you, like, this little window to seeing shit, right? But we know since we're a part of this, that half of the shit, well, 75% of what you see is fake. It's curated, right? So it's like we don't have this shit, but we niggas. So once we get the capital, we jumping in. Yeah, but because of that not doing your research, you don't know what the fuck you doing. So I might have lucked up and was successful with my podcast not knowing what an A mic and a B mic is, but in reality, that's fucking insane that I don't know that I'm seven years in and I don't even know what the fuck these niggas talking about. A mic, B, Mike, or whatever. Cause on Joey, Pot Joe is A and Mark is definitely B. He's. He. He is that. He segways. He does all that shit. The rest of us don't really do that that much. You know what I mean? As you know, I sent Issue Flip lovingly calls, Cookies and Cream. Them niggas been on for years. You know what I mean? So I feel like with me, like, that's my little accountability. I didn't do no research either. And I don't know no entertainers. It ain't nobody in the family to call and ask, what you think?
Deontay Woody
I think it's a. I think it's a learn as you go type situation, though. Cause, shit, we ain't know nothing about that neither. Like, me and this nigga was just like, all right, we gonna set the camera up and do it. Hey. Like, he ain't even have a. I think. I think we did almost 30 episodes. One mic and him just in the background yelling, yo.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You know, n. Hate that. Cause they can't hear him.
Deontay Woody
Nah, they could hear him clearly' cause we had the bullshit mic. We ain't had no pop filter on that shit, nothing. We was just. We just set that bitch in the middle of the table.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Those were my first big complaints that they couldn't hear Phelps. That's how Phelps moved up like that.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, so. But like, so they could hear him because, you know, big cat, naturally, he's just gonna sit back and cut anyway. But then, you know, we had fire editor, though. That's the difference is, like, he was able to take parts, hit take his parts and really amplify him. But yeah, so after a while, I was like, we gotta get a mic. Like, y' all. Oh, that's your B mic. That should be my. I'm like, I don't know what y' all talking about, man. I don't even know a mic. It's just mics. He just got mics in his cameras, man. But I think, you know, I've been to other podcasts and it's so much more structured.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And like, production wise. But it's like, shit, I don't need all that. Like, we got our own production style. You know what I mean? It's two cameras, two mics. Shit. We run out the Rodecaster, we doing our thing. But I think it is good to know. And it is good to see it too. But it's also like, it ain't. It's standard. It's not necessary.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? Like, you. I think when you start, start, how you gonna start? And then, like, luckily for us, we in a space where that's our look, that's our aesthetic, so there's nothing to change.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? But what about, as far as I know that you had to deal with a different level of. You was niche fame. You had your niche fame and then you went to the biggest podcast. So, like, how has that changed as far as being recognized?
Don't Call Me White Girl
And it is rough. It's a little rough. First of all, they're mean. Just off the gun bus, Joe Button podcast fans, a lot of they're mean. They rough. It's crazy. I was talking to Jamila and she said that. Cause she watches and she was like, yeah, they mean. I'm like, oh, I'm thinking they mean. Cause I'm getting cussed the fuck out. No, they're mean. Like, they know they mean. Right. I feel like I never got that much hate, you know what I mean? At the same time, on top of the fact that some things that I was doing was like making them like, what's up with this bitch? You know what I mean? Cause they ain't used to that. And I feel like being a woman, period. That's not a woman's show. And they don't. I feel like the N that watch that show, they don't want to hear no bitch take over. That's not like, it might. I've done it and they might have enjoyed it. Right. But it's like when they kick in, it's like, shut the fuck up. Get in that kitchen. That's what I feel like. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
Well, a lot of people say that's why Mel had to. But I Don't. I just don't think she was a good suit for what they was doing there. Yeah, I think you're a great suit because you know how to deal with.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I can hold my nuts on. Like, I don't. You know what I mean? Like, some of the clips that I've seen of Mel is like, they, they. It would never. I could never. That would never happen.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, it's too. It's too. The scale is too lopsided where like, you can balance, you know how to deal with.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And I.
Deontay Woody
And especially niggas like that, that try to, like, they trying to joke, your joke, play with you type shit. You know how to hold your own. So.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And it's crazy. Cause it's like, yo, this is me really, like, biting my tongue. Like, I don't really play with them. Like, I play. Cause I don't know if niggas. Well, I really do know niggas can't handle that. You know what I mean? And it's a camera there, and it's crazy because you know that.
Deontay Woody
Amplify it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, yeah.
Deontay Woody
Don't let nigga feel played in that camera on.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And the thing about it, they gonna take it to the max, some of them. This is their only time doing this. You understand what I'm saying? Mark Lamond Hill's famous as fuck. My grandmother knows Mark Lamond Hill. When Mark Lamont Hill followed me on Twitter, I woke my mom out of her sleep and she was tripping about it. My mom don't give a fuck about none of that. But that's Mark Lamont Hill. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But a lot of them, this is their only thing. So it's like their understanding of how shit go is different than mine or even excitement or not excitement or whatever. Like, I understand this a little differently because I've been going viral from the beginning. That never stopped, you know what I mean? With me or whatever. Like, they never calmed down. If I pop it a certain way, it's going up, it's going to be everywhere or whatever. But for the most part, like, I didn't realize how big the platform was. I had did the show like two times. I never seen it. I never really. I. Like once I found out you had to pay to see the episodes I was on, I was like, fuck it. He never sent a link, so I never gave a fuck. We always had fun. So to find out how big it was on, it was crazy. I was like, what the fuck? I mean, the fame, everything go up. Everything has gone up. Like, as far as being recognized and like, chilling all that over with, like, yeah, that is over. That is huge. And it's crazy. Cause, like, I don't know why I didn't. Like, I didn't think that would happen. I say this, like, all that coming and taking over, like, that ain't. That's not. That's not.
Deontay Woody
That ain't it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And they love Joey. They want to hear Joey. They want Joey to be the last person talking. They want Joe to be the one. They want Joe to be the one that stops the argument, restarts the next one. They want that. And it's like, I'm a comic, dead air. I gotta fill it up. And on top of that, some of them crack jokes and that shit corny. Or even that playing on that shit corny to me. So I'mma throw one in there. On top of the fact that most of them don't get my sense of humor. Because I'm not laughing. I'm saying shit. And you think it's crazy, but I'm not smiling. But I ain't playing with you. I don't know why I haven't put that together yet. I'm fucking joking. You know I cracked a joke about Said we saw my selling dick, right? About them selling dick. So I'm like, if I came in and said, I want to sell my for 5,000, y' all would look at me crazy. I think Mark says, yeah, because I know you want more than I said. I take 3,500. Damn. Full of 30. 10 days straight. Like, I got 35. I got 22. Like them. They don't know I'm playing. It's crazy. Like, this is crazy. But I realized how big the platform is. I do appreciate it.
Deontay Woody
Do you feel like it's a thing where you just, like, you know, on your show, it's your people. So, like, on jpp, you a guest in their house, and you kind of gotta live and die by what you say in that bitch. Because they ain't gonna give you no grace. Like, the people that is there just for you, like, for the most part, they there for the show. Like, the show has become even bigger than Joe. Yeah, it's like. It's like a sitcom of sorts.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I swear.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? So it's just online universe where people is there for that and it's not. But when you do your show, they there for you. Which means if you misspeak.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
You say something they don't understand. Maybe a joke don't land, they gonna Give you grace all day and night, but there, it's like, you gotta live and die by that shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. The thing is, with me, I take over. I talk too long. I talk too much. My fans all say I don't talk enough, and they cut me off all day. You know what I mean? And then it's like, even that. You know what I mean? I didn't even realize how much they're annoyed by me saying, you know what I mean, every five seconds. And they feel like when I get the floor, I don't finish the point. But it's like, a lot of that shit, I've taken it. Taken, like, heed to it.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. I think you take a healthy amount of criticism. And you still do you. Because, you know, I had to learn same thing. Like, I wanted to take on guests because I wanted people on here that I really wanted to talk to and I gave a fuck about. And I kind of still like that whole Joe Rogan flow, where it's like, these are the people who I think are interesting. This ain't, like, for a promo run. This ain't a press run.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Right.
Deontay Woody
I'm not. I'm not part of your media circuit. If you hear I genuinely want to talk to you, so. But with that being said, I'm so used to being the. The nigga that I was over talking at times, or I would cut people short before they were finished. And it's like, okay, are you excited
Don't Call Me White Girl
to talk to them?
Deontay Woody
I'm excited. This, like, so even in. In conversation, like, the person don't feel like that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
The fans are listening. They're observing, and they watch.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They want to know the answer to the question you just asked.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, I know.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Even though you don't give a fuck no more because you said it.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. I'm like, not. But see, sometimes, too, another thing about, like, the whole ADD thing is like, oh, I know. Where you going with this? All right, let's keep. You know.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And they know. I get it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yep.
Deontay Woody
So it's like, now we back and forth, and we got to remember that there's an audience here.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes. Yeah. But that was the thing. Like, that's why I signed the deal, because I wanted, like, I was like. And this is exactly how I told the original production team I had. I was like, yo, like, I want to walk, like, whole hands through, like, this, like, depressed mania, attention deficit disorder. But the production team is here, so you don't get lost. Cause this shit's crazy up here. I just want you to take a walk through it, you know what I mean? And that was the purpose of the team because again, assuming n understand your lingo, assuming people understand your guest lingo or whatever, like every hood got his own shit, you know. And even with the fan bases, like when I started podcasts, like my own podcast, even the first podcast, strippers, adult, like sex workers, porn stars, that was my all the bad bitches video vixens, that was like my bulk. This podcast, like these bitches are therapists and doctors and like psychiatrists, like they have college degrees. We came up with corporate cousins because these is real corporate bitches. Like the bitches that listen to me and watch me, I've never shared space with and it wasn't even like a. Oh, they treated me funny. I think I was insecure around them cause I come from that. My mother's a nurse, everybody got degrees, everybody got shit on the little small part. As far as my grandma and her kids, my grandma's sisters and all them, everybody hood shit, regular poverty, whatever. But my grandma and her kids, everybody went to school, everybody. So I'm the only criminal in the family, you know what I mean? Yeah, these bitches in the kitchen talking high pitched voices, everybody light skinned, but they are talking about politics fast, big words. You gotta jump in and know what the fuck you talking about. Everybody gonna ignore you, you know what I mean? That's what I came up around. I didn't had to go to college to get woke again on Twitter. I was raised this way, you know what I mean? My grandma was a little bit of a psycho and she used to say you too fucking light skinned not to know your fucking history. Like straight like that. You too red not to know. You gotta know you can't be out there, you know. And my grandma said you ain't pretty, for real. Like you ain't that cute. Like you know. But I thank God for it though because I see like educating them has always been a thing for me. Just like my friends. I'm the friend that if you mispronounce the word, I'm gonna correct you. And even I don't, you know, a hood nigga. That's how I say it, nigga, they don't give a fuck.
Deontay Woody
I'm the same way though. Like say it right though, cause I
Don't Call Me White Girl
don't want you to sound dumb in front of other niggas. I want n to know, you know what the fuck you speaking about, right?
Deontay Woody
That's my whole shit. Well it's. Cause it's like around me I know exactly what you Meaning, but like, you know, N is grammar police. For real.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
If you say it with an accent. Yeah. That's one thing. You saying it completely wrong. Then it's like, nah, we gotta correct this, bro, because you gonna go out in the world saying this, and I
Don't Call Me White Girl
can't have that on my chest. And I was their friend, so it's the same with them. Like, I need y' all to know that that black on black crime shit's a scam. Like, some shit that went over your heads, I gotta tell you about it, right? But it's like, nah, you be going.
Deontay Woody
You be getting your hotel bag. Sometimes I peep it. But I already. I already know how you was raised, though, because your mom is. Your mom was super, super black power type vibe.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even know Phelps hit me today. Phelps, like, yeah, you know. You know y' all come from that super light skinned, extra black shit. And I'm like, what? Like, whatever. And he's like, nah, light skinned. You know, it's really a thing. Like them motherfuckers that's super light. It's almost like, y' all gotta prove something, right? And when I find out shit about myself, I'm always like, super shocked. So I'm thinking about him like, yeah, right. Mind you, my mother, freckles, green eyes. My mother does not look like a black woman. Like, and if I say it, if. If I say it, it's a problem. If a motherfucker in the street say it's a huger problem, right? But she, she don't. She look a little like a spicy white or like Spanish or something? And it's not. Yo, Phelps said, yo, I bet you all your emojis black. I look like my thumbs up black as shit. My fist black. I'm like, damn, is that really me? I mean, I don't know if it has anything to do with my color, but I. I feel lucky to be a black woman. That's what don't call me white girl comes from. In my peer group, you go to a bitch house, it's Marilyn Monroe on the wall. You feel me? It's. Your name would be Shaquita Kardashian on Twitter. That was totally normal, like, with my peer group in my twenties and shit. Why isn't it Dorothy Dandruff? What the fuck is wrong with y'? All? Like, why are y' all not. Like, why would you. And it's like, no disrespect to Marilyn Monroe, but Marilyn Monroe was a pill popping whore. That's what she was. Why would you have pictures around your daughters? You got daughters and this white girl because you praising her because she's blonde and blue eyed or whatever. And that's not even our thing. What are you doing? Yeah, like these bitches giving their daughters confidence speeches with no confidence in the house or in their chest. Right? I legit feel lucky to be black. I could have been anything. I happen to be the race that could like hit the nae nae randomly, you know what I mean? Or like bust a rap out or whatever. Like we just, we're mad for the.
Deontay Woody
We just started freestyling right now. That shit'll be lit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
We'll go for hours. If I hit that Henny, it's over.
Deontay Woody
Like you from Philly too. All Phil can rap, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
My grandma can rap. My grandma dropped a mixtape. Impressive at that N. If everybody from fully can rap. It's not a joke.
Deontay Woody
That is real.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's not a joke.
Deontay Woody
Like one thing I know about a from Philly, he can rap. He gonna fight. That's one. Just two things. Yeah, he ain't got to run to the gun. He'll fight.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, he will run to that gun too. But he fights too.
Deontay Woody
But I know, I know that cuz I come up around this like the. That.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, you got, you know all the state property, you know all this, you know vod a thousand proof. We talking about I gotta bring him to meet you.
Deontay Woody
Well n. But look though, peep game. I mean, you know, everybody know this already. But the that taught me how to sell and cook crack. Was from Philly. Yeah, some from West Oak Lane.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's uptown.
Deontay Woody
So I was like, I. I'm basically with these niggas now. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm with. I'm with these all the time. So I'm like peeping lingo. I'm peeping everything. And then that's how I get hip to all the. The Philly rap nigga shit. And then I'm just all in.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And we just super cool ass niggas anyway. Like that's our swag. Like I feel like, like New York get it first. That's how it always was. But it's like it trickled in a Philly and we do it different, you know what I mean? Or like Philly just created Philly. Make an outfit before. You know what I mean? You like? Yeah, so I don't.
Deontay Woody
It's a tough environment. So it's like you kind of gotta warriors.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You kinda gotta get it in yeah. How has things been as far as. How have you translated this newfound like. Cause it is notoriety and fame on another level. But how have you transitioned that to, like, the stage? How have you seen. Cause of course the show's gonna do better. But do you feel like you do better? You feel like you got better material?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I think that I just grew naturally with stand up. Like I said earlier about being able to be physical with certain. Like, I could never think to turn my back, like, have my ass towards the crowd. I don't know. It was small shit about it that I just couldn't do. Now, one thing for sure that I felt like I haven't been able to do is, like, politics. Like, I can't. I don't feel comfortable with that. And I don't write yet either. Like, I just freestyle all of it. Like, I freestyle it, and then I pay attention to what they like, so I run what they like back. But, like. Like, Amanda Seals, that's my homie. And I remember talking to her, and she was like, I don't write, and Amanda Seals has smart shit. Like, it ain't punchline. Punchline, boom. It's like, think, think, punchline. Think, think, think, punchline. So it's like, you doing that with. No, she's smart as fuck.
Deontay Woody
Amanda. Amanda Seals is the only person I have a virtual interview with. She's the only person I would do that with. I tell everybody else, like, if we got to do it on the computer, I'm not gonna do it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Cause I'd rather talk that person in person.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
But we had missed some dates. She was like, we can do it virtually. And I was like, for you? Yes.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And the audio was fucking up, and people was like, fuck that. We locked in.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's Amanda Seals. Like, bro, I got so much respect for that. And it's crazy. Cause we became friends. Something happened, and she's straight. Yo. Did you lie to me? Like, straight like that? I'm like, I like her. Like, you feel me? And I just, like. I like a motherfucker that's gonna bring it to me like that, you know? And that's rare.
Deontay Woody
She cool, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, yeah.
Deontay Woody
She like. You know, the thing is, is, like, I think people have a hard time accepting people for who they are. She gonna stir the pot up, bro. It is what it is.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Exactly.
Deontay Woody
If she sees something, she gonna say something.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And it's like, I think that that's, like. That's a very admirable quality. I think a lot of people wish they was like, that or a lot of people say they like that until the situation arises and they decide to play it safe. Or they say, oh, I don't want to disrupt the room. I don't want to. I don't want to do this and that. She like, fuck that nigga Amanda.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Amanda is that person that calls out Uncle Tony that has been like molesting generations of kids.
Deontay Woody
She calls out right there.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And if you think you're that person in your family and you have Uncle Tony, you're not that per. It wouldn't. It would be.
Deontay Woody
Uncle Tony wouldn't be around no more, period.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's like, those are the people that changed the world. I don't know. They be mad at Amanda and shit, but it's like she don't give a fuck. And it's the thing. It's like, I don't. To add on what you said, it's like that bitch Amanda gives. She was doing it in third grade. Like, this is who the fuck she is.
Deontay Woody
Nah. Yeah, she's a Disney kid. This ain't a made up person.
Don't Call Me White Girl
She was a Disney kid. She was a. Yeah, but she ain't had no stories. Cause that nigga was. Ah, you dare. Nobody was putting no fingers up her ass. Cause she was gonna set it off for that motherfucker at nine. I'm telling you, like, do me to give y'. All. Like, I'm gonna let you do some ass.
Deontay Woody
Nah, hell nah. Please. She give. Tell it all.
Don't Call Me White Girl
All of it. Yeah, like that wouldn't be my Cody. But like on some other.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, she don't want to advocate you from jail.
Don't Call Me White Girl
When you in jail, that's your cousin you call. Cause they doing you dirty. That's the advocate.
Deontay Woody
She gonna have outside the jet, the county picking signs but don't buy no but you're not doing no drugs. We can't do no deals.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Now she can be correcting that grammar and like. Shut up. Yeah, but like, you gonna get us all. Yeah, we done.
Deontay Woody
You trying to correct the cop, you trying to state the penal code and we going to jail.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I think you know the law. Shut up.
Deontay Woody
What about with working with Mark, though? How has that been?
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's amazing. And it's the thing. Mark Muslim. I don't think I realized Mark is Muslim. You know, most of Philadelphia is Muslim. I'm a Muslim my whole life. With Muslims, it's like an automatic kind of brother and sister thing. Muslims have rights over each other. So it's like. Because that's the thing about Muslims, we live a certain way we're supposed to, right? So it's like, along with praying five times a day or Ramadan or whatever, it's just a way we do things. The way we wipe our ass, the way we wash our hands, the way I hand you something. You know what I mean? Like, it's bad to hand you something good with my left hand, but I'm supposed to hand it to you. So if I'm with him, I'm talking to a Muslim, and I hand it with my left. They say, like, you know what I mean? It's a culture thing. So me and Mark have that. So it's like.
Deontay Woody
And y' all both from Philly, so.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And we both from Philly, so it's like.
Deontay Woody
And he grew up in a crazy dog. The cult he grew up in, like, I mean, I don't. You know, it's. It's deemed a cult. I know he take that serious, but
Don't Call Me White Girl
I think he deems it a cult, though.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Because that's the same 21 Savage was in.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Was he?
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Dr. York.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Dr. York. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's crazy because I had recently, like, right before I started, found all of Dr. Like, all these Dr. York supporters. I. I didn't. Like, they exist for sure on TikTok.
Deontay Woody
If not for nothing, it was a. The. Who went. You remember the. The homeless that went viral for rapping. Big Dr. York supporter.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Really?
Deontay Woody
Fire, too. Fire rapping. But, you know, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Hey, what. I'm not saying I research culture, no shit like that, but. What. I'm a documentary buff, so what I know about cults is, no matter what it is, it goes the same way every time. It's like your time. All of your time, right? All of your resources, cut your family off, your money, and it's your wife and then your kid. It never. There's never a time. It never doesn't.
Deontay Woody
Cause it's. Cause it's ultimately power.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's power.
Deontay Woody
It's power how? Like. Like, once I get a little bit, I want a little more. Once I get a little more, and I want it all.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
So, like.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, like, what's more powerful than fucking a nigga wife?
Deontay Woody
Yeah, I'm a fuck your wife, nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, bro, Like, I just watched Keep Sweet again. Keep Sweet is old, like the Mormons, and they have like a. Almost like a part two of Keep Sweet because the big dude, he got locked up and shit, and they still went on, and he's calling from jail, and that's their pastor or whatever, so Some smaller guy take over. He got a smaller joint. It would have got big. But in this documentary, they squash it. But it's like. Like, listen to how they took everybody. Wife is like, yo, y' all niggas just. But that's. That's another thing. I feel like people don't know about cults. You're not a dummy for falling for the cult. They catch you at a time where you kind of weak. Just a divorce, fresh out of college, trying to find your way, maybe questioning your religion. You were raised with. It's like they catch you there, and then they suck you in.
Deontay Woody
I mean, that's the predatory nature of it, though. Like, they know how to spot the vulnerable. Yeah, that's the predator shit. And so, yeah, like, for me, I, you know, I say, like, you know, I always paid attention to shit like that, where it's like, I know there is no Utopia on earth. Like, I. I, Like, I've been accepted that even as a kid, but I'm living crazy as hell at 11.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? I'm at 11. I have no curfew. I'm basically, me and my sisters are taking care of each other. My dad just popping in, like, yo, y'.
Don't Call Me White Girl
All.
Deontay Woody
Y' all good? All right, well, shit, we. You know, we back at it. So it's like, I could do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, I have. Like, I'm living lawless, but I'm still making decisions to do the right thing. In a sense where it's like, by choice, when you. I could skip school every day. I'm gonna go to school. I'm not really causing too much crazy ruckus. But, like, my grade's slipping. Cause I don't gotta do homework. Like, if the teacher. I'm rebellious. You can't say shit to me. Who you gonna call? You can't call my house. Call my house. Ain't nobody gonna answer. Or my sister might answer. But I always just knew, like, as a young person, like, I was like, there's no utopia on this Earth. Because these. And when you would, like, I'm the same thing with documentaries. It's like, she watching. Growing up in, like, the slums of India, they living crazy. Slums are like the Asian slums. Or even, like, you go to Africa or South America or just America, like, United States of America. Like, the slum slum shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
There's no utopia here. That shit is a. This is an idea.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
But even the. That, you know, you think about this like your grandfather. If your great Grandfather was a millionaire billionaire. And your dad took it to the max. You probably the. That's gonna it up. Cause you never needed, you never wanted, you never had to work for. You probably a drug addict, low key. I mean. Cause like, y', all, like, that's the thing that people don't understand about, like, you know, Ivy League and like that. Like, a lot of these niggas be on dope.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? And they don't have to work for shit. They just gonna get them the job.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
If you too far gone, I send you to the wellness center. You come back, we're gonna get your
Don't Call Me White Girl
shit together just like that. And it's crazy.
Deontay Woody
My homie, keep it low.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, the white kids that he knew in school that were so fucked, like, these niggas was already heroin addicts. They was already.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Was in my middle school doing cocaine, like. And I'm like, how y' all getting cold?
Don't Call Me White Girl
How that's crazy.
Deontay Woody
Because I. The only thing I know is crack. So I'm. And I'm not in the mix. So I don't know what it is before it's cracked.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Right.
Deontay Woody
I'm just like, yo, it was a crack. This doing. Because this snorting crack.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, this snorting crack. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
It's like, nah, it's cocaine.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You can tell, right?
Deontay Woody
Eighth grade.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Eighth grade smokes up. He got a pack of cigarettes. You got a pack of cigarettes for. It's like white niggas was doing. They was advanced with a addiction. They all the way in on addiction.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. When we.
Deontay Woody
And these niggas be 19, like, are born again Christian, like, yeah, what, nigga you been on drugs in seventh grade?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes, yes. My homie is like, 30. He said all them niggas and white niggas that. That were like, super wild, super drugged out, whatever. They all just have jobs with their dads. Like, they're all good. He's like, they all tighten it up now. And it wasn't no work put in it. This nigga did all this shit to change his life. And it's like the spirits from high school, they just cool. Like.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, well, it's nepotism, but it's also like, just kind of a legacy of America. It's like, that's what you do. You up as a kid, you. I noticed it in middle school where if I was friends with. I played baseball. So, like, I always had, like, white homeboys and like that. It's like fourth, fifth grade, we play baseball together. We cool as sixth grade. We on middle School team together. We cool. Seventh grade. You act like you don't with me. And it's like, oh. And then my dad. I told my dad this. I'm like, his parents probably had that talk with him. Time to start hanging with these.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, every white friend I had, it stopped like that. And I never understood their parents.
Deontay Woody
Probably was like, all right, it's time, y'. All. This is over. And, like, my dad just told me. He was like, man, they had to talk to their kids, like, you know,
Don't Call Me White Girl
cause you trouble, I guess.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. It's like, that's what they view. And it's like, these worse than me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Way worse, bro. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
It's be these idea, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
The reason why.
Deontay Woody
Let's walk. Let's skip school and walk it beat.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Is these ideas so real, bro.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But I think.
Deontay Woody
I think the thing is, too, is like, my. The way that my dad frame is like. Like, the racism. Like, it's a family business. It's time to join the family business.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Even if you're not going to get your shit together, you're going to have your shit fucked up around white people.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And so then it gets to a point where the only time they fuck with niggas is to get drugs. And then when that came, my relationship with white people, then it's like, okay, if I ever fuck up, if I ever, like, say, like, I come up today, I come up crazy today, and I gamble the money away or I drink the money away, I smoke the money up. I'm gonna go run one of white boys tomorrow.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
This is my whole shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You know what's funny about this?
Deontay Woody
Because there's no retaliation. You're not gonna retaliate. I know a. If I rob a nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I gotta deal with that nigga. Boy, he's coming. Cause he need that. If I just got you for 900, I don't care what it is he like, I need. I'm gonna kill this nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
If I rob a white boy for 900, he be like, I'm not going back over there.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. It gotta be rough for white people in the drug game. Cause I literally, like, that's tough.
Deontay Woody
It's tough.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I robbed this white girl for, like, I think, like a half a pound or a QP of weed fresh out of high school. And I really remember back then feeling like, this is mine. Like, she owes me this. And, like, why? Like, she had this Jamaican plug. And I was jealous because the nigga I bought weed off, he would always. I would buy a half a pound and he would put, like, two, three ounces of just black bullshit at the bottom or in the middle, so you don't. So he showed me it looked good, but really, it's trash. I can't sell some of my. And she had this all shake.
Deontay Woody
The Jamaicans always giving niggas a bag of shake.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, but I didn't know that then. So the fact that she had Jamaican plug, I'm thinking she got this great weed. I was jealous, for real. And I robbed her.
Deontay Woody
And then it's like, Jamaican niggas ain't the niggas you want to get weed for.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Fuck no.
Deontay Woody
I'mma keep it real. Fuck no. And the stereotype is crazy. It's crazy because you think that these. The niggas get the weed from, but them niggas just sell you some bullshit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I guess they smoke good shit and just sell bullshit.
Deontay Woody
Nah, I mean, you know, they keep the packs in the family. They them type of niggas. If you a Jamaican, you probably would get good weed from there.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They being in the comments, mad, but it's true, y'. All.
Deontay Woody
I don't give a. Y' all be selling the shake bags, bro. And then you be like, brethren, brethren. Bren, you pull up. They could pull up in me. Pull up four deep in a rental car with a pound of shake and bre just gonna sell for sale. It's like, bro, I'm not paying 800 for that. Yeah, I give 650. Give 650. All right.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's so funny.
Deontay Woody
I'm packing bags. I'm packing bags of shake. A nigga getting two GS for five. Five bucks. It's nothing but shake. I got better bags. I signed. Oh. When I was in bruh, it was this white boy I used to go to. Me and this around always being alternative school together or, like, Saturday school or something. Badass white boy. And he know what I do. He know I'm getting down. And. And it's like I with him, though. Like, we'll smoke everything. We cool, whatever. And he was like, yo, I just, you know. You know, like, 08. Like, Roxy's, Oxy's.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Like, you get, like, really? You could just shave the pill and get. Get, like, 60 you1 pill to get you. You'll be good. Yeah, so whatever. I think I had, like, got a script of, like, 120.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, my God.
Deontay Woody
Oh. He was like. I was like, man, you know me. I'll buy all that capping soon. Driving the car, he's like, beating the. With a Pistol. I start beating him with that. Said I had his long ass. He had long ass hair. I grabbed by there and start feeding him pills ass. And he was like oh my God, dear God, dear God. No. I said bro, God ain't got to do with this. I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me them pills. Yeah, and they can handle them out. We let him out of cuff. Ain't never seen that cracker since.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Dang dog.
Deontay Woody
But I came up off them shits like.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm sure you did.
Deontay Woody
Crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's text though. But that's you know remind me of when you're on vacation or if you anywhere bro. You could be cuz we work a lot. People might think it's vacation, but we're just working right. Going to these cool cities. Us standing in front of the hotel. You don't got to have a blunt or nothing. The white man's asking where the weed at? Like you you guys know it's so offensive.
Deontay Woody
Call a charge out that who me? How and did did the play with the wrong yeah. Got greedy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And they took. They took that we could actually go to jail for. Yeah yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's crazy.
Deontay Woody
They started stealing electronics. You know you can't take a not.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's all. Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Beat that though. I say that boy ain't come to court. He want to come to court.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm still stuck on. As soon as we got in that car, I started
Deontay Woody
Mona. He hopped in the car, my hit the lock. I thought that happened in unison.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It went clack clack clack, where the pills at?
Deontay Woody
He was like my first name Kyle. For real. He's like Kyle, what the man?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I thought you were cool.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, yeah, I'm cool as Nah, but I am. Yeah, but it's like but I am. But it's like but I'm up. I'm not gonna take from a nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I need that.
Deontay Woody
I need that 120oxies nigga. I'm going to be rich.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
In my mind my problem is going away. And my summer was crazy. I bet my summer OA I was lit on him because I was getting a weed shit jumping. But them oxy's took me to a different level now my clientele crazy because they get. They go down off this, then they want some weed to pick them up, then they want some coke to pick them back. And I was like oh yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
All day my oe was not lit. I was in jail. Yeah, yeah.
Deontay Woody
Oh trust me. Oh now showed me. Oh no I couldn't stay out the fucking county. It's like them niggas had a magnet on me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's how it is.
Deontay Woody
They had an air tag on me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's what it is, though. It's by design. Like. And it's crazy. It's so sick when I think about it. Like, when I was a kid, I thought I was going to jail. I don't know why. Probably because my dad was in jail. But I always thought that I would go to jail. So when I first started going to jail, probably 14, it never was, like, a thing. Because in my head, I always thought that. But looking back, it's like, bitch. Why? That's just like when I meet bitches now, even talking to Jamil, and I'm like, they never been in fights. Like, I like, envy that. I couldn't even imagine that, like, making it to a grown up and never been in a fight. Like, bro, I fought a bitch probably two summers ago. Like, I still. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
I mean, you finna fight somebody right now, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
At the end. At the end of the day, I
Deontay Woody
had it on my list. But we're gonna not be drama. We're not gonna be messy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, please, let's be messy. I would like to be messy with you. But no, like, bro, like, it's just. I don't know. I feel like I never, like, had a way of thinking a different way. Like, I never. I couldn't imagine, like, oh, my words is gonna stop this fight.
Deontay Woody
Nah, nah. I think this is the thing. It's like, it's odd to you. Like a fish out of water. Because when I started working jobs and shit, it took me so long to adjust to it. Cause I was like, I can't believe y' all do this shit. And it's like, this is what my mom and my daddy and my grandmama, like, they pray for me do this. But this is. I'm like, and this seemed crazy to me that y' all get up and do this every day. This sucks.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Let people talk to you. Crazy.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. And then also the whole time, every job I get that's retail, I'm like, how am I gonna sell some weed out this? And that's like, the 90 days I lay in this 90 days, I get comfortable. I get it where niggas don't gotta keep their eye on me no more. Cause I got great work ethic.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And then, yeah, as soon as I know y' all done gave me the reins. Because every job I get, they gonna make me a Shift manager or a lead of some sorts.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Because one time I told everybody I knew. But that's cool that you did it a lot like I did that one time. And I. I just stopped telling this.
Deontay Woody
When I made shift leader my first gig, I was like, I'm that man. I'm really. I'm really changing my life. It was a bum ass job that went for seven. I was making 750. The. The shift, the. The lead. I made 850. I was like, I'm from the nigga. Like, y' all niggas made 750. I'm up in this bitch, and I sell weed out the back, dog. And if y' all say something, I'll fire you out this bitch.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, eight to, like, maybe nine or ten or something like that. And I was so fucked up. I remember my. He did now. God bless the dead. Like, he would never come to work. I'd just clock him in and clock them out and shit. We was turned up in that bitch. Like, pills, weed, herring. We was told it was. It was a taco spot. We was fucking it up in that bitch. I'm telling you, bro, like, that shit was like a trap.
Deontay Woody
Having a retail job and selling drugs is so fun.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. I mean, it's so fun.
Deontay Woody
But not to endorse it, but, like, I'm just saying, like, it was my favorite. Cause it's like, when you selling drugs in the hood, it's like, damn, this shit hot.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
When. When I'm selling drugs at the gig, it's like, bro, I'm being sneaky as fuck, and I'm getting money and I'm doing the right thing. It's like. My analogy is, like, when you in the hood, it's like you building with straw. When you selling, when you trapping out your job, you building with sticks. So it feel better. You know it's gonna get blown down, but it feel like it's lit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You ever see a couple times where it, like, go viral? Cause niggas would be at McDonald's and they put the little dime or the eighth in the bag, and they fuck up and get it to the wrong person. And that white person tells. And then it's like, oh, it's a big weed operational time. This flipping ounces.
Deontay Woody
You think of flipping the house, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Like, if he got it in a sack. Ain't no operation. Ain't no operation. But I say this, though. I would never do that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I would never, like, hand. Hand anything out of a drive through.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I never work fast Food, though. I always work like pizza spot. Like, I work places where I earn tips.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay.
Deontay Woody
So when I'm getting my money and I'm making like I'm, you know, I come home with bread.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know, I mean, but I keep. I know how to keep my separate and to like, retail. Like, fast food is just too hot.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
It's too many people.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
It's somebody trying to prove theyself in there. I'm straight.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. And plus, just in general, any of those jobs, people with people that don't have necessarily any education and they get that little place of authority. They go hard.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, they go hard.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That same taco place, one of the managers had put a camera in the bathroom because he wanted to catch the other manager smoking crack so he could get him out of there and take his job.
Deontay Woody
Marion Barry.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Or he wanted to get clips of you Duke in so he could sell it online. We'll never really know.
Deontay Woody
We never know. He could have had your on rotten.com, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
How was. So what you end up when you went. When you did your. Your time, what you did time for?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I got indicted for gun possession. I got locked up with. It's crazy too, because it was a real bad draw. It was like 07 and it was no coke out. And it was like I was up to Poconos already. Because it's a double up, right? So at home, a gram is $20, $15. A deer gram is $100. And I went out there to go to school, do the right thing and all that. But it's like I met a cop. And the cop, like, told me in so many words that where I'm from, the drugs are cheaper and up here we'll pay more for them. And I literally did that. I went to Philadelphia. My friend stole crack from her boyfriend. She put it on a scale. It was 28. I paid her like $80 for it. And I made 350 off that. That moment I was like, oh, it's over. Like, this is it. You know what I mean? And I would take the ride on the bus, bought a car, put the speaker in the back and shit. Bombed it out. Like, it went. It was just like that. Like, so I'm getting money and I'm like. And I didn't even have like a whole lot of. And that's the thing that everybody gets high out there, like in them counties, in the suburbs and all. That's all they do. When my mom moved to suburbs as a teenager, I was more introduced to drugs then nor Fully. People weren't smoking blunts. A lot of them girls were like the activities they had a lot of. But in the suburbs, it was like, oh. Cause there's nothing else to do but get high. You know what I mean? But I was. This guy was up there, he was real popular. And I ain't want nothing to do with that nigga. Like, I knew not to fuck with him. But that drought came, and the fact that he liked me, I took advantage of that. So it's like, now I'm getting money when I'm doing a couple things with him or whatever. So we had invested in weed. It was like four pounds of weed. We both. I always kept a gun on me. He had a gun on him. They took a plate that I used to bag up on and scraped it and got 20. Allegedly 28 grams of crack. I'm telling you that I would cook my coke in the microwave. I would take 28. Like 28 grams of powder. I might turn that into 44 with crack in the microwave. Horrible. It's crumbling, but they buy it, right? So I know that that wasn't really crack on that plate. But at the time in 2007, 28 grams of hard was 10 to life if you didn't have a record. So I had. It's 28 grams of heroin, four pounds of weed, a gun with two guns. And it was like a little. It was some heroin too. Like 40 grams. I never liked selling dope, never enjoyed it.
Deontay Woody
I was like, oh, you said 28 grams of crack?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, 28 grams of crack. Because that was the big one.
Deontay Woody
You said 28 grams of heroin.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, that's a mistake. That's a mistake.
Deontay Woody
Cause 28 grams of heroin, you gone.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Nah, nah. The heroin was like. I don't even remember. It was a couple bundles. It wasn't crazy though. Cause I remember a nigga.
Deontay Woody
That's a tough drug.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I don't fuck with that nigga taught me how to sell it. We go out, mind you, they put it in their coffee grinders. They was really selling it. And I don't know why nobody didn't say to me. Wrapped my face. I didn't. I'm throwing up. Cause I'm high off this shit. Cause the powder in the air, it just. I didn't. We go out to get money. I got a peck. But he picking up a white girl that owing money. But he like, yo, you can get the track, but she gotta pay me first. Cool. We get the bitch in the car. I think he handed her something Or I handed her something too fast. This bitch grab her knees, get out in the highway, just roll down the highway. Like, they go too hard for that shit, you know what I mean? Like, they get up at 6, it's a line at your door at 5. Like, the only other drug I didn't like selling, but I fucked with it longer, was wet. I saw wet for a little bit. It's wet popping.
Deontay Woody
In North Philly, the county that I grew up in, Douglas county, the big shit was a meth.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, that's so much money. I always wanted to sell, bro.
Deontay Woody
I fucked with this white boy for once for, like, two weeks. And. And the up thing was selling this in a suburb house. Like, you would never think it was a nice subdivision. You would never think that's what was going on over there. I went over there. Yo, I left. I left. The girl brought her baby over there, and the baby pamper was like. The baby looked like. Like, yo, I was like, I can't do this. This shit up. Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And they roof you for that? They roof you for me?
Deontay Woody
Nah, nigga, you going.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They still roof you now.
Deontay Woody
Yo, the. The. I got locked up in a hotel. I was. I rent whatever the case may be. So they. I get. I get booked, whatever the case may be. And I'm in there, and I'm in the holding cell with a. And he get locked up in the same hotel as me. Damn, the hotel was hot as. Of course, this is like. Yeah. It's like my second time. I just got caught with Method. The second time, they're gonna give me, like, 130 years.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I said, what? Yeah, I know he was giving that type of time away.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
All I know is when I seen that girl bring her baby over there, that was it. And she left the baby.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, forgot her.
Deontay Woody
I was like. I was like, what are we doing with the baby? That was like, oh, now there was like, she'll come back. I said, I gotta get up outta here, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Mind you, they stay home, I walk home, I walk.
Deontay Woody
I was a good minute away from the crib, too. I was like, y' all got this, bro. I'm cool. I'm black. I can't do this. I don't know what type of shit y'. All. And the thing is, is, like, the crack shit was never. It was never that I'm trapping at the hotel. So it's like, I'm dealing with grownups. I'm not dealing with niggas. This is a child shouted to this girl, like, 17 with a baby. She bring the baby over here, lead the baby. I'm like, all right, Yeah. I can't deal with this, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And then, you know, motherfuckers smoke crack. They might be up for two days, three days, maybe even, you know, whatever. Meth. They're up for a week.
Deontay Woody
Nah, they tripped too. They hallucinate. They're out of their mind. Cause they not sleeping.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And then they getting hair brain ideas. They might want to rob the trap.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Facts.
Deontay Woody
They might come in. Like. They'll come in that bitch, kill everybody, like.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And don't get. And forget the meth. That's what I'm trying to. Like, they are out and.
Deontay Woody
No, but Pete, forget the math. Forget they did it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, yeah.
Deontay Woody
They'll say it was a hallucination. Like, I didn't kill nobody.
Don't Call Me White Girl
My first bit. One of the old ladies on the unit, that's what she did. They lived in a small town, the sheriff. And they had the whole door barricaded. Cause they was just high and tripping. And the sheriff knocked on the door. That's all he did was knock. Like they found out that he was just like saying, like, yo, somebody called about something. Some stupid county shit. Open the door, blasted. The sheriff, killed him. This bitch was like 60, like.
Deontay Woody
But yeah, they be. They bug out on us and then. And then that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And you know, it's real big with the gay. In the gay world too, kind of. I found that out later where every. Especially sex workers and stuff.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, I never. It was that. It was. It's some shit like Zannies. I'm not fucking with Zannies. I don't like that. I don't like that. I need to remember everything. I am a young nigga. Where I was growing up at 16 years old. Then Zannies got behind the wheel, killed two people. Didn't know, woke up in jail.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that is so like a thing. Waking up off Zannies.
Deontay Woody
He woke up in jail with two homicides.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's how it be. Zannies is like that. I had a zanny run. I had a zanny face. Matter of fact, when I got indicted, we was drinking Hennessy and I was popping Zannies. Cause that's what happened. Like, we had all that stuff in the house, which was a norm for me. The only thing that wasn't norm was this nigga.
Deontay Woody
Damn, yo.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And he brung that attention. So they locked us up. And it's crazy. Cause they called the feds. And the feds came to the county. And I never forget this N tripping everything that would happen. He was just. He was just holding it on them N they beating him up. He just. The whole time he was getting his ass whooped. Like, it got to the point where I was just like, oh, shit, I'll make sure they don't tase him. And that was it. And I remember the last thing he flipped about was they made me take my kemar off. Cause I was covered. Then they made me take my kimar off. And he like, that's against her fucking rights. He Muslim too, or whatever. He going off, right? And these niggas walk in with regular clothes, like, casual shit. And he asked him, like, let's say my CO D. Let's say his son is named Adam. And, you know, and he says, did you ever get that fan for Adam? I know his asthma was fucking up and the way that N turned white. I'm like, who these niggas and why they know the baby, you know what I mean? Like, his youngest son was like two. And they knew that he was on the phone with the mom to get the fans to the asthma nights before. And I'm still. I'm so green. I don't even realize that he talked
Deontay Woody
to the police, like, over the real fans.
Don't Call Me White Girl
What I knew was this big gangster was fucked up. He didn't say nothing else after that. He got quiet. Like, that's what really scared me. Cause he got quiet. I'm like, what the fuck?
Deontay Woody
He caught, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
We get in, they pick us up in a truck. So, you know, it's real small in the back some kind of way. I get an argument with one of the feds, and I'm talking about an argument. I'm leaning up to yell at this nigga. He leaning back. And I'm young, I'm dumb, right? So I'm saying shit like. Cause he's saying shit like, yeah, y' all come from Philly. I don't got nothing. Nasty ass roaches bring it up here, ruining our fucking town, you know, Regular white man shit. I'm like, yeah, was y' all up here butt fucking each other. And y'. All. All y' all do is get high, y'. All. You know what I mean? Like, ain't no ballet. Ain't no plays up. This motherfucker ain't no culture. Y' all losers. You feel me? And he ended the argument because he was like. And I was like. I was 20 or 21. And he's like, it's okay, you little bitch. Because when you come home, you'll be 31. And I said, 22, 23, 24.
Deontay Woody
I'm like, damn, he cooked you with that, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
We go to court and the judge talking crazy. I'm like, she talking to me. And it was crazy because I had a state case in a fed case. And you know, the fed stomp on state cases. And the state case was horrible. Somebody allegedly, I put a gun in somebody mouth all this crazy shit, right? So the judge is like, oh, you the reason why my kids can't play at the park and all this ill shit. And he like, no, bell, you going, you know, da, da. And I say to my lawyer, I'm like, yo, how much I gotta pay to get out? Cause I'm getting money. I got money. How much I gotta pay to get out? And the n like, I'm gonna come talk to you. And as they walk me out, I said, but you don't know where I live. He said, yes, I do. I'm like, you know what I mean? It didn't click till that night when the door was locked. I'm like, oh, I have to stay here. Like my first bid Nobel. Yeah, first bid was a cat fat baby.
Deontay Woody
I said the whole time, I sat
Don't Call Me White Girl
for probably six months, three months, six months, something like that. And I came home and then like, you know, played out from the street. Cause you plead with the feds, you don't take them all away. You know what I mean? It's great. I met a last night he told me he beat the feds. I instantly thought he was lying, but whatever, you know, Sometimes it happens here and there.
Deontay Woody
I mean, man, this Atlanta bro. You met a here. Yeah, yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
He said he beat the feds.
Deontay Woody
You're gonna meet more like that I'm lying, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's a 97 conviction rate. If I did beat the feds, I wouldn't tell nobody. Nobody gonna believe it.
Deontay Woody
It's a 97 conviction rate. It's 50 states. And every that I know beat the feds in Atlanta, the just say that. But also too, they know a that did.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And they running with his.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And they know the story top to bottom. So you can't say that line wrong.
Don't Call Me White Girl
This is the thing. I'm 20 or 21. I have no adult record. I have a bunch of kiddie charges that was supposed to be off my record now, and I'm facing 10 to life. The way the feds do it and the way the feds fuck people. And I need you to know this, right? Especially if you're doing your little scams or Whatever the fuck you doing, the way the feds fuck you is they charge you with conspiracy. So let's say in my case, I got this co defendant, and you think about it, we could just split it up, right? The reason why we can't split it up is because even if he go in here and say all this shit is mine, I still have conspiracy. Conspiracy holds the weight of the case. So if the worst charge was cracked 10 to life, that's what my conspiracy hold 10 to life. There's nothing you do with the feds but rat or go to jail and
Deontay Woody
they get you with the conspiracy. So we might as well break it up.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's over. And it's like the things that happened to me, that's how I know I was supposed to be doing this. Because it's like the crack laws change. I found out that my aunt husband trained the fed that I argued with. I had to write this n a personal level. It wasn't court. I cussed his ass out that good that when my uncle called him, he was still upset about it. I had to write this n a personal letter like, bro, I am a black person. That a black person got me out of trouble, kind of, you know what I mean? Mind you, my dad a real street n a, always been a street nigga, did 10 years. This kind of brought us close for a little bit. When we doing the joint, my lawyer and his dad, the prosecutor, they're kind of arguing for me to get like lesser sentences, right? It was just hard. Cause there's guns on the case. If there's no guns, you can get special programs, all that, right? My dad like, yo, yo, I turned around, he said, you fucking told. Cause it's like, why are they trying to help you? Like my dad like, you a fucking rat. I know what you told. Ain't no way, right? But that's how big my uncle was. And truth be told, like. And I don't know if I'm supposed to say this or not, but I be saying it. It's deontay. Like I'm saying it. He told me, like, if he was that up there to the point that if I would have sat in that truck, who he was, they'd let me out on the highway, like, go ahead, like, you know what I mean? Like, it wouldn't have been no case.
Deontay Woody
Like, tight shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. And it's because I think that was the thing. That's another thing.
Deontay Woody
That's the beautiful thing about nepotism too,
Don't Call Me White Girl
to get you out some shit that's why we got a text.
Deontay Woody
I had no business call. Brother fault like man, yo effing to sit bitch. And you on probation. We go you go see the judge Monday. So we give you a. So you can plead you out on. Not even please you out. We're going to max you out on this probation. And then when you done with that, then we going you back for these charges. I was like, I swear to God, if one of these say something, I'mma kill myself in this. Because if they say something, we could because of what we did. We did something. We did some wild shit. Yeah, yeah, but I mean same shit we went on. Fed shit. But nigga, when you start the armed robbery be crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's what my dad did five to ten for. And he turned the. He maxed out the five to ten. My dad five, five curly hair. He was up there fighting and stabbing. That's the 90s. Like you really had to kill in jail.
Deontay Woody
That's what, that's what we saw. I'm having this conversation with niggas right now about like this whole young and it's like, bro, these young is. They're good kids compared to their fathers. Yeah, their fathers was murderers, bro. Like real gorillas. They father grandfathers, the niggas, whoever started they shit, you gotta understand like it's some niggas. That's. You might be the grandchild of a nigga that was like the wildest nigga you ever heard of. And if a was outside like night. If a was outside from like 88 to 98 and he ain't no rat.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, he went through some shit even
Deontay Woody
if he was a rat. Let's just keep it real. Like, nigga was probably a wild. Yeah. If he was outside 88 to 98 at the peak of crack.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Wild nigga man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Facts. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
If you weren't working for real and you was really outside these, you ain't worse than him.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
A now ain't worse than him. Yeah, these niggas shooting out the police. They doing it all. And they was putting drug stings on Cops.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Like the TV show. These niggas like they lifestyle was documented. And I was like, so we be real hard on these young people. But like the crime rate is probably the lowest it's been in the country ever. You know, I get it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
New York's safe as shit.
Deontay Woody
I get it. Like you know, place like Philly, dc, Atlanta, place like la, whatever the case may be. Detroit, Chicago. Woo do like shit is going on, but it ain't nowhere compared to what it was 30 years ago. And so it's like giving some grace. These niggas is growing up in squalor. Violence is a part of that. Violence and poverty just kind of go hand in hand. But it's amplified because of the phone. It look like it's happening more than what it really is. Whereas if a nigga had a phone in like, 95.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, my God.
Deontay Woody
If a nigga has cell phones in 95, like, the way we do and the way we post shit, it would be something happening every hour, every 30 minutes. Especially if we can get it, like, nationwide. The whole timeline would be murder, nigga. And it'd be murder and drug dealing. That. That's it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Even in jail. Like, how jail is like, these niggas ain't experiencing, like, real jail shit.
Deontay Woody
Cell phones, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Chilling, bro.
Deontay Woody
And also too, if you're doing time, like. Like in Sweden do time and they chilling. Like, why. Why do I already gotta be locked up? Why I gotta be locked up? And every day I'm killing and stabbing and.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Cause I ain't coming to jail to be good. That's crazy. Like, I'm not gonna come to jail and I'm a criminal.
Deontay Woody
I know, I know. I'm hard on. Listen, man, once them niggas knew me by name, I was like, fuck this shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I don't know. I feel like me, I'm a good. I was a good inmate. Like, I always. My dad used to be like, yeah, you leave that chemo on the gate. Cause I straight. I'm super Muslim in jail. Super hot salafi. I'm some giving out shahadas and all that. Like, look, sister, look, you want to put a koofie on this bitch? A man. I'm talking. You want to take out, please have your thing. Get you a husband. Husband. I am the husband. Look, just take Chada. Your name can be Raheem. Fuck it. No cap.
Deontay Woody
Nah, it's a switch that flip. I don't think that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Why not find God at the bottom? Like, I hate people clown people for finding religion in jail.
Deontay Woody
Nah, I find religion in jail, too. Especially, like after you go a few times, you like, nah, nigga, something ain't right. But now I'm doing something wrong. I'm definitely, like, spiting God right now. I can get close to the man, but I think the first few times, I don't never get to talk about. Not get to talk about it, but it's just like a part of my life that I don't talk about, but it's like when I went that first time when I went to the county at 17. And I'm like, all these stories and all these that come home from woo woo woo and they talking it up and I go in there, I'm like, that ain't nothing. Yeah, I'm. Once I once it deaded the fear.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
It's like, damn. Now I'm in this bitch.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like once you wash your panties out
Deontay Woody
in the sink, I fuck around and be in this bitch. Like, I drink hot water. That's what I do. Yeah, I drink water straight from the hot.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Me too. That's crazy. Me too.
Deontay Woody
Because I don't. I'm not drinking out the sink.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You don't. Ain't no ice in jail.
Deontay Woody
Ain't no ice. You drink hot water, I drink hot water. I drink coffee.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I ain't drinking that jail juice.
Deontay Woody
I don't drink the sugar. Yeah. I don't drink the Kool Aid. Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They said you come or delete.
Deontay Woody
Nah, they say this make your dicks off here, all that whatever in jail lying like a.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Just so they could keep juicing. Now I'll be terrible to you.
Deontay Woody
So they got have two cups and you have none. But I think the thing is. Is like it was fucked up. Cause once I found once I was not scared after three days. And I realized like, oh, this ain't about none. It's just niggas. Like, it's niggas. Like how being niggas outside camp, I started terrorizing. Like.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And the people that I buck at the most is cos like automatic.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But I hate niggas that kiss co ass in jail.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. That shit weak. That's crazy to me because too you can always find a cool one that bring you a blade, bring you whatever the fuck you need. But it was. I also don't like that make everybody else time harder. Like, don't. Don't do too much. Where now we locked down. Cause you a dumbass. Like, go fight in the corner. Like, don't try to. If you pop it off. If you pop it off on a. At the table, you scary.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. You don't want to fight him.
Deontay Woody
You don't want to fight. You trying to do it in front of everybody. So the break it up. So then it's like, what now I know jail politics. I'm like, I gotta stop coming to this shit. I gotta stop coming.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Jail politics is crazy. And they like, yo, you ever meet a Cause that's the thing. Like a lot of these niggas do these biz and they're looney tunes. Cause them jail. The shit you have to do to survive that shit. And I ain't talking about fighting or nothing. I'm talking about just your. The mental games you have to play with your cellies and the COs and the staff. That shit fucks you up. A lot of niggas come home and can't turn it off.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. But then also, it's a. It's a different thing, too, when you. You. Let's say I'm in this bitch for 120 days. I know this nigga been here the whole time I've been here. This nigga ain't said two words the whole time I've been here. And that's just how he and me. Extroverted. Gotta run my mouth. And I'm sitting next to a nigga that haven't said two words at all. He don't talk.
Don't Call Me White Girl
He don't talk.
Deontay Woody
And it's like, okay, man, he done saying some shit. Or he just been in different places than me. It's like, yeah, man, I don't wanna. I don't wanna be that nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Cause this is damn near a requirement. Cause every nigga that I know that did a prison bed act just like this nigga. None of them talk.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
So it's like, all right.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It depend on how you bid. If you bid with medicine, if you bit on the phone, if you bit. You know what I mean? If you bid fucking boys or whatever, you do, like, real shit.
Deontay Woody
Like, even hearing, like, the Seroquel niggas are weird.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, the Seroquel. You know, Seroquel. Beanie Seagull had his line. Cyndaquan got me stuck in the pill line. That shit crazy how, like, some of the shit I wouldn't understand in my favorite rappers. I understood it when I went to jail or whatever. It's. You know.
Deontay Woody
Ben said you're your favorite rapper.
Don't Call Me White Girl
He's my favorite rapper.
Deontay Woody
You done met him a few times, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
He hates me. He hates me. I don't know why. He's my favorite rapper and he hates me. I think that I feel like his age group, Like, I feel like it's even around me. They like my dad age group, kind of like Gil. Like Gilly the kid. Gilly reminds me so much of my father. All them niggas act like that. Like, Gill a little bit younger than them, but that's like, yeah, that's how they act. Niggas like that don't want to hear me. And I feel like when you scrolling through this is just what I'm thinking. And you hear me talk shit about popular events, but it might come off as gossip or mess, whatever. You don't tap in with me, you won't really know what I do. And I feel like that's probably what it is. And he just don't care for me. But it's crazy because Zach comes to a concert with me, right? And I already was feeling a weird vibe, right? Cause I always tell him, like, you know, he's my favorite rapper or whatever, and I wasn't gonna speak to him, and his nephew or somebody was forcing it. So we taking a picture, right? And the nephew is saying, you know, you her favorite. And he says, she told me, like, faceball. I just irk him. I irritate him. It's funny, mind you. Zach couldn't wait to, like, zoom in, slow it down. Like. Yeah. He said, I'm like, you little fucking asshole. But that was, like, proof. And I feel like he probably reached out one day. Cause, like, I'm publicly saying he hates me. And he doesn't really hate me. He just don't really care for me. Like, you know what I mean? Which is.
Deontay Woody
I guess it's a generational thing, too.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They say don't meet your angles, though,
Deontay Woody
in person, I would say. Speaking of Gil, though, a lot of people, I. I realized this lately. A lot of people don't know you started on million dollars.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They don't know. A lot of people think I started. A lot of people think my career started with the frontal thing. The why you being weird to me thing. No, that came out three, four years after I had went viral.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. This one. This one, a million dollars worth of game was like this. I will watch that. Because it's like, this is when we first learned about Wallow stories. So him and you could tell they just got back together. Yeah. I remember the first time I seen you was when the smack Gilhead about to fly. And he was instigating.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And I was like, I like her.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Cause she's starting.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
That's what I would do in that situation. And I need to tap in. And then I've, of course, like, tapping in. And seeing you on there at first was different than when I seen you go viral.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I was like, oh, she on it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. You got to really see what. Like, what I am or who I am. And that was my first big job. And I had already was a fan. I knew Gil even with, like, beans. And I'm like, it's Philly. Like, I talked to Beanie Sigo in the toilet. And when I did that, the same fed case, I talked to him in the tool. We was in the feds together at the same time. Like I used to Gil head would be so shiny down Logan shooting dice for hours. I could see his head in a big ass chain. They like, oh, Gil around there, you know what I mean? Like, I knew these niggas like, and with Wallo, Wallow was kind of new to the scene of the city. Like, I remember his name because they used to yell his name on Major Figure Records. I was a Major Figure fan. That's Gil first rap group or whatever. And Chicken Man. Yeah, yeah. And what attracted me to Wallow was. Cause remember Wallow first video was this dumb ass ketchup on his head. Don't wait till it's too late. Don't wait till it's too late. One line. Don't wait till it's too late.
Deontay Woody
But I used to like them videos.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That nigga, bro. And think about how many wallows he birthed. Cause he birthed a class of nigga. After that, it was all these niggas doing street stuff. You know what I mean? Like, street motivation. Don't do it. Don't be like me. But the reason why Wallow stuck out to me was I remember while I
Deontay Woody
was telling a story about he did a dub. Nigga, he can't replicate that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, he did a dub. And it's like he was the first person I ever seen say I was scared upstate. And it was so true. It's like, there's not a lot of niggas that didn't get scared as fuck when they had to go upstate. But nobody says it, and he did. And, you know, he telling stories about watching n be on the yard and stab a N till sparks come. They stabbing this nigga that many times that it's sparking through the blood. You know what I mean? The fucking whack to the ground or whatever. So I had a lot of respect for. For Wallow from the beginning. So it's like, all right, fuck it, we gonna do this. And I didn't want to do it at all, but it's like, I'm so glad I did that shit. It turned me up. Like, yeah, everything.
Deontay Woody
It showed you media, it showed you production. It showed you everything.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And them niggas did me dirty. It educated me how this go. Cause it was like, yo, they Muslim. Gil is a Muslim Muslim. Gil met Freeway in the mess. Like New Freeway years before all that Shit, you know what I mean? And Gil, mother Muslim, his father Muslim, you know what I mean? And it's like, he Muslim, he sound like my father and that's what he did to me. So it's like, I know what a from LA gonna do. I know what the from Jersey gonna do. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, so it's like. And I like to think of things positively like that. That's how I look at that situation. Me and Wallow are still friends, you know? I mean, I with love.
Deontay Woody
Wallow. Show me love too.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, Wallow good nigga. You know what I mean? He got a good heart. And he's, he's. I feel like Wallo did what you do when you really, like, want to start over with a motherfucker or you care about. And I appreciated that. So that's my nigga.
Deontay Woody
His shit been so consistent too. Like his messaging, you know, Even a nigga like that, like, it's good to see a nigga like that get money. It's good to see a nigga like that be able to take his stories in different rooms. I don't think they podcast, like, for me, it don't hit the same, but it's like low key. A corporate pod, you know what I mean?
Don't Call Me White Girl
So it's like by a really, really white collab, whatever you want to call
Deontay Woody
it, not on, whatever.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm going to give them make diss videos to us, whatever the fuck bar.
Deontay Woody
It could be a partnership, but it is super white. And it's like, it's the rollout part. Like, you know, you gotta make the media stop there. Which is a vibe.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But that's where they went when I left. Soon as I left, that's where they went.
Deontay Woody
But. Well, yeah, but see, that'd be the thing too. I'm the nigga that's like, I know all this shit early on. So, like, I was watching. I was watching Joe Budden shit when it was I'll name this podcast later
Don't Call Me White Girl
and Levori and Mel.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, shout to them. Yeah, but like, even and even when it was jbp, New Rory and Mall. Like, that was my shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean? I watched 85 south when they was in the Trap. I watched Gill and Wallow when they was fucking with Dev and fucking with you.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Shout out to Dev.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, I fucked with Bodega Boys before they was Desus and Mero. Like, when it was just the Bodega Boys. I always find shit that's been my whole shit my whole life, though. I like to Be early on shit. I know what blogs to tap into. I know what people to follow that. That's what they do. They keep their shit tapped in. So like the new rising, buzzing shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You fucked it up with Dev though. That's funny. It's crazy.
Deontay Woody
Cause I feel like they had a good dynamic too.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And Deb and this shit that happened with Dev was crazy. Like, if you ever hear Dev explain it, it's like, damn. But it's like with Dev is like. Like, bro, they was in this n basement. You know what I mean? Like, they did it in his house where his kids and his wife was. So it's like, bro, like I needed to see all that shit. Even me coming on and learning while I'm there. What happened with dad? Cause to be honest, I caused such a stir that they stopped talking about Deb. You know what I'm saying? So it's like I was the good person to kind of. We gonna get through this. A new set in our main the Square nigga not here. But we got this loud ass bitch. And it worked. I don't even know if that was their plan. I doubt it. Like, I don't want to get killed
Deontay Woody
at my natural progression.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That was natural progression. But it worked and it silenced the chatter about it. Cause if you tap into Dev's story, you what the fuck.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Cause early, early. The early show was basically. I mean, Gil was doing a million dollars. I was watching Gil on Instagram from his bed.
Don't Call Me White Girl
From the headboard.
Deontay Woody
Just be funny as at the corner of the bed.
Don't Call Me White Girl
2D sleep. He just popping it.
Deontay Woody
And then it was cool to watch him chime in with that every now and then. But for the most part, like n was watching to see Wallow pop his shit. Cause it's like, yeah, this did some real. Yeah. I think for me too is I'm kind of going through the motions of I'm a 9 to 5 now and I can't accept it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
But I need to.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And yeah, man. This is like keeping head above water. Like, because the job suck.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And I don't know how the I' ma get out this. You know what I mean? But I know I'mma get out this. I just don't know how yet. So I. And even peep all that. I never thought I was going to do no podcast.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like no.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I never like us. Don't think that way. I feel like people like us.
Deontay Woody
I thought about stand up for a long time and I never did it. I never did it. Cause I was like, I Don't want niggas to think I'm a clown cause I'm smart.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And because people do play like that, like everything's a joke. When you do comedy, it don't matter what you post. Somebody's trying to bid in the comments. Like somebody trying to crack a joke.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. I don't got time. Cause I ain't like that every day. And I mostly only joke around with n. I fuck with yo. So it's like sometimes jokes is just to break the ice. And so it's like, oh, don't get it fucked up. Where you think like this? We.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You could play with me.
Deontay Woody
We just around all the time. Like, nah, nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, you think about stand up, but you'll never think about podcasting. And I feel like. Like podcasters are corny lames. Like, I never. That's how I looked at them. Like, even now, most. Most of them are lames. Like, it's not.
Deontay Woody
I look at it like, I look at it the same way now. Like. Like saying you a podcast or like saying you a rapper.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's crazy.
Deontay Woody
You know back. Like, at a certain point, it's a. Meek. That's. Meek was whole. I'm not a rapper. Like, Philly shit. I'm not a rapper. It's. Cause it's like, like what rappers become.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Once they get corporate, it's like, beans just do that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm not a rapper too.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. And so, yeah, it's just like, it's. I had to let go of this whole, like, fake, real lame, cool.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Woo, woo, woo.
Deontay Woody
Like, I had to let. It took me a long time to like, get over the ego of the whole shit. And it's just like, yeah, I'm a regular nigga and that's fine.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
But the things I think about ain't regular. The way I'm explaining it to you ain't regular.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Fuck no.
Deontay Woody
You know what I mean?
Don't Call Me White Girl
You are a polarizing. Like, you're somebody that, like, I can't skip your video. And then sometimes it irks me because it's like. It's like, bitch, are you obsessed with this nigga? Like, that's. But that's how it was for me. And it's like. Like, I do tell the story. I do spice the story up, but in reality, I felt like I didn't need to speak with you. And I'm like, this nigga's at work, but he ain't got to work here. I gotta tell him that. I gotta tell him that, like, it's free bands over Here. And just this. What you doing from this fucking forklift can make it so you don't have to dry this forklift.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And the first time we talked on the phone, I think we talked for like two hours.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, we was chopping it up.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And like, bro, it was basically like this, bro, dawg, when I say yeah everywhere, talking about everything. When I say, like, soon as you. And I'm sure it was different. Cause you're actually living it. But it seemed like soon as you try it, just like from the gate, like that shit. Like, dog, even a name like grits and eggs. Like, damn, I ain't think of that. Like, it's just. You know what I mean? Like, it's just I'm super proud of you. Like, I feel like, like, like you my oldest. Like, I raised you and I'll be lying telling people I told you everything. You know? Like, it's like, why the wouldn't I be like, yeah, I had to tell them.
Deontay Woody
Telling people. We siblings, though.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Well, thank you for informing me, because I wasn't, I was saying up the.
Deontay Woody
And it's crazy because I realized my
Don't Call Me White Girl
big sister, man, you came on podcast. I didn't realize how much of a sex symbol you are. These was going crazy.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Get a little crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, yo, I mean, it was bitches literally, like, yo, do these smell good? And I'm like, yeah. He like, well, what? Like what? I'm like, come on.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, like, like, come on, dog.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, not too much, man. But the thing about it is, I
Deontay Woody
feel like my people was so happy to see me collab with you, but I was like, I was like, man, I, I, I think this just makes sense.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
You know, like, to me, you my kind of like, I with you. So even when I seen you, even when I seen you on Joe, I was like, that's a good spot for her.
Don't Call Me White Girl
He's faking Me and this nigga talked about, if I'm not mistaken, he told me I was gonna be up there. And then, if I'm not mistaken, he also told me, yeah, you gonna take the job. And you just needed. We had the whole.
Deontay Woody
But we doing production. We producing. Nah, but you was telling me you was back and forth about it. I was like, bro, take that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I know.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. You got to listen, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I mean, why would not. It don't make sense to not write.
Deontay Woody
It don't especially, you know, the other shit. So it's like, nah, you gotta go do that. And also, you know, the thing is, I know you. Ah, man, you gonna hold it down up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's real. Let's be. Little messy, a little mess. Cause I've got wind of this from some other niggas.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay.
Deontay Woody
About the whole shit with Jess. I don't understand it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's so hard.
Deontay Woody
But I thought y' all was buddies, though.
Don't Call Me White Girl
No, let me explain the fast version. Cause it's my niggas.
Deontay Woody
This just popped up, too.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It's old, too.
Deontay Woody
So how the fuck I'm just gonna win? Because I'm not a messy nigga.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's what it is. You're not a ass nigga. No. No shade to the niggas that told you. But you're.
Deontay Woody
Nah, it wasn't even niggas that told me. It's this dude that I follow.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But he has a penis. Yeah, right. No, not calling him a bitch, but you're not a penis.
Deontay Woody
He's a gay man, though.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh.
Deontay Woody
Well, he normally popping, like politics. And then it just, like, went this way. And I was like, oh, how is this?
Don't Call Me White Girl
First off, me and her are a day apart. So it's like. It's already that Aquarian weird thing. But it's so crazy that people will not know, like, the origin of it. But what really happened was, was that she went viral for saying real nasty shit about trans people. Like, she went.
Deontay Woody
She did.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And the thing about it was, it pissed me off. And I made videos where, like, explaining to my sisters why that's not. That's. That is. That's not effective for us. But I never went at her, right? And the thing about it is that irritated me so much was it was this rumor, because it was this video of a trans woman, right? And she's saying, look, y', all. Cisgender women stop gatekeeping periods. Because a cisgender woman is not the only person that can have a period. Now, if you watched her full clip, you will understand what she was saying. The point she was making about. Cause a trans man will have a period, right? That was the point of what she was saying. But this clip that.
Deontay Woody
Okay, Pete.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But this clip that comes out is perfectly cut like. Like, it just sound like, oh, you bitches think y'. All. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
So it sound like she trying to, like, look.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. And it's already. We already have that problem where a lot of cisgender black women think that trans or DL men are coming for our niggas. The trans are trying to be us. And it's like, sis, if trans wanted to try to be like us and get rid of all cisgender biological women. That would be it for the human race. So that doesn't make any fucking sense. That's not what's going on. On top of the fact that also
Deontay Woody
the population of trans women is just enough for it to be dog.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And most trans women are obsessed with us. That's why they do that. It's like they have this thing about us and I think that that's a misconception. Are they tired of getting do they pop cool. But I think the masses of them, they are obsessed with women, right? But Jess seen that, that post and she responded to it and she got 10,000 comments. In all the comments, yes, we tired of trying to take over. It was just so nasty, right? But this is what pissed me off, Deontay. The rumor was that that clip was cut up like that by like a white. Like the white side of the Internet. And they purposely did it for us to fight. Now whether it's true or not, who knows? But that's what they said. She responded to that, which is dangerous. And it's stupid, right? Cause you got this big ass platform, whatever, that turns into a fight with her and T.S. madison. This fight go and go and go like forever. And what happened was at that time, me and Jess had worked together a couple times. We had been hired together for so many jobs, like it was ridiculous. And anytime I called her, she answered. First ring if I asked her, yo, I remember one time I texted her, like, yo, can you text me some comedy clubs? And she texted me 20 in 20 minutes. Like, I don't respond to my kids that fast. You know what I mean? I got a video of her jumping on my lap, like when she seen me, like just happy, excited to see me. Cool, girl. We cool. Whatever. Maddie called me. Tess, Maddie to call me. She said, yo, this shit going too far. Call Jess and say, tell her I want to talk. Like why we don't have to do this. And it's setting us back and it is. This is stupid, right? And I called Jess and I said, yo, you know you wanna talk to Maddie? And she was like, no, fuck no. That was her answer. Fuck no, I don't give a fuck. I'm off that. Whatever. Cool. We hung up. That was it. She goes on the Breakfast Club, like almost the biggest platform in black media. And she says like this little thing about how she don't. She like, look, it is what it is. This is how I feel about this. Cause it was a big thing, her and TS Madison going back and forth or whatever. And she was like, at the end of the day, sir. Cause she kept, you know, misgendering Maddie and shit like that. End of the day, sir. Like, I don't want to talk to you. I don't give a fuck. Don't call people that are not my friends to try to squash nothing. Don't call to Jason Lee. Don't call. Don't call me white girl Damoni. That's not my friend.
Deontay Woody
It is. So they tried to remix it and make it seem like it's something now.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Because the thing.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But also I kept. I've always kept it alive. So my first time on Joe Joe say, what's up with you and Jen? I say, fuck that bitch. You know what I mean? I just had. I had to give myself a speech like, yo, that's dead now. Cause it's like, at the end of the day, you not hurt about it. It didn't hurt your feelings. You caught the shot. You responded to it. Cool. Also made a bag every. Cause, you know. Well, I don't know. Cause you don't really feed in. But when every. If. If. If Michael Johnson says some shit about you, right? Your DM would be full of people sending it to you. I made it up. Oh, if Tiny Tim says something about you, your DM is full of.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Cause Michael Johnson's not the actual person. I don't know, the runner. Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
So your DM's full of that. Cause they wanna know my DM was full of it. Cause she said that on the radio. And I looked, I did my pockets. I just started subscription. Like, yo, if you wanna know what I think about Jess, subscribe today. I made thousands.
Deontay Woody
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. But I had all the time use
Deontay Woody
it as a hook type vibe.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Bottom line, what I said, my response was always kind of like, what? And mind you, I went way too hard. I said I would beat Mandy up from horrible decisions. I had to apologize to Mandy. Sent her forever. She's so sweet.
Deontay Woody
I like her. Mandy's the homie. That was crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, shit. Like, she just quoted straight. I ap. And she accepted it like a real bitch.
Deontay Woody
Really solid. Just solid.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yo, even her response was. Was solid. You know what response was? Look that Rollie. Like, yeah, I get too much money. Be fighting like, I don't know what she talking about. Like
Deontay Woody
crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
But I sent her, dog. I am not. I apologize. I apologize to fans. I apologize to people I offend. I apologize. I'm never gonna get canceled because of that.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, me and Mandy Was at his spot the other day.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Something.
Deontay Woody
This is. This is my.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
So every time I see her, she's a. Every time I see her is love. But it's also like, I just talk so much to her.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And she had just cut her hair. So I'm just like, rubbing her head like, what's up? And this dude pulled up. He's like, yo, Deontay Woody. Woo. I don't know this man. Yeah. So he, like, pulled me into a conversation. And Mandy, I'm like, you got me up, nigga. Say excuse me next time. I get it. You excited to see this. But he was talking to me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Cause that's crazy.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. And the nigga was like, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
And her energy, always good, like.
Deontay Woody
And she always on there.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Like.
Deontay Woody
But she's solid. And, you know, I don't know.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I fuck.
Deontay Woody
I fuck with Shawda.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I fuck with me.
Deontay Woody
I think, you know, we did a breakfast cup in December. I was apprehensive, but I'm never worried because it's like the way y' all feel like n gonna treat y' all ain't how niggas gonna treat me. I just automatically assume everybody gonna treat me with respect. Cause I treat myself.
Don't Call Me White Girl
When I seen the pictures. When he dropped the pictures day before, I was like, oh, my God, I know you good. But it's just.
Deontay Woody
No, but I. I just. It's. The thing is, it's like, you have to think about it, like, in that aspect of what you think this is. Yeah, but I never think, like, yo, like, here's the thing. It's like, nigga's not gonna try me. Like, I just not.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I try. Have you ever had a bad filming yet?
Deontay Woody
Nah, I can't even conceive it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Cause it's not gonna come out. I'm dead ass. I'm not gonna try to make a clip.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, I had a bitch. I had a little bitch. But I'm a girl, though. And I feel like I'm a girl. I'm mouthy. That's why I would never sell pussy. Cause if I sold pussy, they would be dogging me. It's like, I talk too much shit to sell coochie. You buying it? He's very dog me put on my head.
Deontay Woody
I had a great experience there, though. Like, it was amazing. Charlamagne's coos. Are we doing the Charlamagne shit this week?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like, Charlamagne early in the morning, though.
Deontay Woody
It's early.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I had to be there at 4:50. Well, I tried out. I did like a A Like a. When I did the breakfast.
Deontay Woody
No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about talking about a black effect. We doing this weekend.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, you doing that? Yeah, yeah, I see you there. But no, I think yeah, it is early. I had to be there like 9:00am
Don't Call Me White Girl
oh please, no, 4:50. But I was like 4:50 in the morning. Deontay if I would have took that job. Job. Because people was like, oh, to work then. Yeah, it was like, oh no, no,
Deontay Woody
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about that at all. Yeah, nah, I would know. No, I don't want a job.
Don't Call Me White Girl
It would have to be the afternoon club.
Deontay Woody
I don't want a job.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Like that's crazy.
Deontay Woody
I don't want a job.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, even look at a light skinned that early in the morning every day is crazy.
Deontay Woody
Well, you gonna dj?
Don't Call Me White Girl
It'd be like it was. No, you have to shut the fuck up.
Deontay Woody
And also it's gonna be the worst to you. You know, we. It take a little time for us to settle into the date.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I would have say to stay up all night probably to do it.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. Well off to wake up then we back. Nah. But every. Everybody I met there was cool. Jess was cool as the whole crew was cool as a. Like it wasn't what I. But I think it's like cool.
Don't Call Me White Girl
She a little dumb, but she cool.
Deontay Woody
I think the thing for me is like there a thing did come up recently where she wanted to come on the show and yeah, I just don't like that. I don't like that trans shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And it never stopped. She kept. That's one thing I noticed.
Deontay Woody
I don't think the thing is like not being open to understanding is what fucked me up. Cause my homegirl Linnae went on there and had to have the same conversation. And it's like we keep having the same conversations.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Is Linae the one that educated her? Yeah, yeah. And mind you, Linae is educating her, right. The face of a black mom, but the voice of like the gentle parents and. But it's definitely given. You're slow, right? You know we allowed to say retarded again. You're retarded. Let me help you. Because you.
Deontay Woody
Oh, they brought that back.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, it's Trump. He said we can do it so. And plus, you know what's crazy about the whole retarded thing? Cause I don't say the F word. And I did that for. I did it. Cause I Don't want to hurt gay people. I love the F word is my favorite word. I never call gay people the F word. But if I'm in traffic, you a nigga. Okay. Boom. Or my baby dad or whatever. But of course, that's not.
Deontay Woody
I like throwing a hard R out there every now and then. That's my shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I love hard R, but we're allowed to do that, so it's not as hard.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, it's not. Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Unless you put, like, a sand in front of the hard R joint.
Deontay Woody
Whoa.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, but I love all the nasty stuff you're not supposed to say. I know all the words, but either way, like, I stopped saying. I talked to a fan in the middle of the night.
Deontay Woody
Something wrong with you?
Don't Call Me White Girl
A little bit. I talked to a fan in the middle of the night, and he told me when he gets his ass whooped. Cause he was from, like, down south, like Alabama or something. When he gets his ass whoop and beat up in high school and they would chase him home, it felt the same. When they called him a F word is when they called him a nigger, it felt the same. And that's what I couldn't be a part of. So I dropped the F word then. Cause it used to be my content. I dropped it then or whatever. I recently started using punk and dropped it right after because it was like, nah, this shit, it's not right, bro.
Deontay Woody
I think the thing is for me is, like, I want the black community to be all inclusive, Everybody black. We have a lot of different identities. And I think the thing is, is, like, if we can go so hard to protect predators, we can protect people that identify differently from what we would consider normal. And we can stop protecting predators, you know, I mean, like, we give so much grace to that. Are predatory.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And then we. But the show up differently and want to be trans or want to be. It's a huge problem that don't make sense to me. So I'm gonna go the other way. And then it's also too, like, if you don't understand this or you're not willing to be educated about this and, like, understand these are real people.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
With real. Real feelings and real. Different ways of identifying themselves than you used to.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And you're not gonna be open to that. I can't with, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
If. Or you're believing rumors like you. If you have something solid. I'm a Christian and the Bible says this. Fine. But these motherfuckers believe what they hear in the street. Just included. And will push that like, another thing. It was her thing with cisgender. I shouldn't have to call myself cis. It's like, what the fuck are we talking. This is stupid. On top of it's all this shit.
Deontay Woody
It's really not a big deal, dog.
Don't Call Me White Girl
We got all this shit to do and we supposed to fight with each other about who gets fucked in the ass, who tucks their dick. I don't give a fuck.
Deontay Woody
And it's not. Listen, bro, first of all, here's the thing. If we want to talk about a literacy crisis and we want to talk about niggas having problems with language, that's really what it is. Because the thing is, everything y' all talking about been going on.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
The part of the civil rights movement. A big part of the civil rights movement is going on. Trans women, gay men. This is going on. So I don't want to hear that shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Also deontay. But again.
Deontay Woody
And it's tired. Like, it don't affect your life.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You'll go right back to the same argument. Because. Because I'm under the understanding that you're born that way. I don't believe that people choose to be trans and gay. I think that you're born that way. Right, but people will argue down that that's not true.
Deontay Woody
Right, but if that's not your reality, how you know?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Exactly. But whatever.
Deontay Woody
Cause I'm gonna tell you one thing for sure, nigga. I wanted to be a member of DX when I was growing up. Yeah. I wanted to be in D Generation X like a motherfucker, man. I stopped. Some niggas never stopped. They was on that. This what I'mma be. I gotta believe that's who you are. Yeah, you know what I mean? We all have phases. This ain't no phase for these people, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Why would you pick something that's so tough?
Deontay Woody
Why would you ch. Yeah, that's a hard life. Like, everybody would get.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Every trans woman die like every seven minutes or something. Why would you choose? I just don't believe it. But this is where I'm.
Deontay Woody
And it's not even a big part of the black pop. Like, it's not even a part of a big part of the human population, but it's even a smaller part of black population. And so it's like, yo, you already black. Hey, you. I want to choose a rougher path, like, just. For what? For shits and gigs. Like, nobody doing that, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Nobody's doing, I'm guessing.
Deontay Woody
Listen, most niggas is trying to be white, so they don't gotta deal with being black.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Right. So with that being said, deontay, how could a black person not feel that, like the judgment for stuff that you can't choose, like, it's just. I feel like n S can't be home. It doesn't make any sense also too.
Deontay Woody
It's like I don't, you know, a lot of people want to talk about what's best for the black community and they don't want to include all black people. I don't want to hear that either. You don't want to include all black people, then we ain't talking about the same shit.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Are you talking about like light skinned or mixed or like a lot of that?
Deontay Woody
Any of it? Any of it? Anyone. Any of it that's exclusionary to any other black person? I'm not trying to hear that. This got to be safe for all of us.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Y. So funny what they try to do to. Y' all. Was so surprised. And it's crazy with your mom and stuff with your biological mom.
Deontay Woody
Them.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, but that's what I.
Deontay Woody
You're not going to take that credit from that black woman that raised me my whole life. I from 48 hours out the womb.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. But did. But this is the thing though. What people don't see, it's a reason why somebody is jumping on something so stupid to try to. To talk down on somebody.
Deontay Woody
They have to.
Don't Call Me White Girl
They have to. Cuz there's nothing else. You know what I mean? So it's like, I don't know, I just. I hate that they.
Deontay Woody
If they can't beat you intellectually, they got to beat you messy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, yeah.
Deontay Woody
I find something on this.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Or if they can't shame you, like,
Deontay Woody
and I'm not shame me. I done told you everything. Even that shit. It's like I told you this.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You can't shoot me with a bullet. I gave you.
Deontay Woody
I gave. Here's the thing. None of you would know that if I didn't tell you, right?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
So if I didn't bring it. So, like, how you gonna try to shame me with information I gave you? Nigga, I don't care, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I'm so transparent. It's like you cannot even when. Because that's another thing. That's how I knew that the Joe show was big. Because it was so many, like, people that were kind of big in their own right coming at me and it was like, oh, okay. Like, damn. Might be jealous maybe or something, right? But I remember thinking like. Cause one of the things was like I was. She's a scammer. She's a camera. Right? And I'm thinking in my head, like, yo, I didn't told y' all about my criminal record. Told y', all, like, I look like legit. I did this 100% and let the streets go. Cause I kept getting warrants dropped on me. So I would go boost at the Nordstrom, go boost at Cabela's, get some north faces. And then when I would. A week later, I would have warrants. Because when they would look at the security tapes, somebody knew me. My discoveries were all filled with YouTube and Instagram shit. Right? Right.
Deontay Woody
And you was going viral and stealing.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, you crazy, because boosting was great money. And that's what I really did for money. That trapping a little bit. But boosting was like, great money. It's. No, think about it. I don't have. I don't need no consignment. I don't got buying. I got flip none. It's all profit. All I need is gas money. So it was like, that's how I was eating. So it's like, but I'm doing this. But this is something to do. Like, it's doing. Like, I went viral a couple times. I ain't making no money. For real. Yeah. I'm still in the mall. Like, like, nah. So God pushed me out of, like, the street, right? So it's like, you heard I committed a cry, but you like, no way. What the y' all think I made this? I'm making this up. I'm dead serious. I come from outside. Just like, when I say, like, the reason why I started calling cousins, cuz I don't feel comfortable with fans. But at the same time, you might not fight your brother or your mom, but you'll beat the out your cousin. And that's why they my cousins. Because you run up for a hug too hard, I my might crack you. You know what I mean? Like, and I need you to know
Deontay Woody
that n. I'll fight my cousin.
Don't Call Me White Girl
This can go left fast.
Deontay Woody
And also too, like, this gonna be a problem between my mama and her sister. N. A problem for me. I'm be. I beat my cousin ass. I'm beefing with a cousin right now in a real. In a real way. Like this. N know now this nigga. Yo, do you know how it gotta be crazy for this nigga specifically to see how popping the N is? I can't even call this nigga. I know not to call this nigga. I call this nigga cussing me the out. That's crazy, cuz I'm answering the phone. What you want? Ass.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Are y' all parents, siblings or y
Deontay Woody
that kind of sibling?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, my gosh.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, it's like some of my cousins. Some of. See, I got cousins. That ain't no relation. I got my. My little cousin Savante Sierra. They good. My. They parents, siblings, and then I got.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I got cousins. That's no relation too. Like real live. We grew up just on.
Deontay Woody
We just grew up together. The cousin I'm talking about is a ass. We know. Relation. Yeah, but my. My. My s. My mom's siblings, we got good. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Really?
Deontay Woody
But it's like damn near might as well be. Yeah, yeah. Ass. But I love you, though. I do love you.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You love them?
Deontay Woody
Hell yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's what's up.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, but I mean, I know too long not to love them, but God damn, bro, you a hoe ass.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I've been to war with my cousins, like, real war.
Deontay Woody
So, I mean, and then, you know, the thing is, is like, small towns, hoods are small towns. But like, real small towns. Like, small towns in Georgia, small towns in Alabama would be out there beefing with their real cousin.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Yeah.
Deontay Woody
And it's like. So you don't get no more gangster than that.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Especially when everybody wanted to have ops because everybody was emulating Chicago.
Deontay Woody
Nah, it's like your opps is your family members. Like, you need to get out this town or change your mentality around what the op is. I got a quick question. Did you see the Iceman roll out Drake? Iceman?
Don't Call Me White Girl
No, I'm not a Drake fan.
Deontay Woody
I know. Did you see the rollout?
Don't Call Me White Girl
No.
Deontay Woody
Did y'? All. Anybody seen the rollout for this? So he dropped like a honey. It. It don't matter. All right. This has been episode 100. Hey, man, it's out the mud.
Don't Call Me White Girl
What?
Deontay Woody
Nice. I, I. Well, I. I know you. I just wanted to have a quick discussion. But you don't know and I don't.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I could keep up.
Deontay Woody
Filling you in would be crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Is it?
Deontay Woody
Well, okay, so here's.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Are you a Drake fan?
Deontay Woody
No.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay.
Deontay Woody
Why you?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I. Just making sure.
Deontay Woody
What was this insinuation? Kind of felt.
Don't Call Me White Girl
No, I know. I knew.
Deontay Woody
Feel a little offensive.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I knew you were gonna say no, but I just needed to hear it.
Deontay Woody
All right, bet. So, yeah, so, like, he dropped like, 120 pounds of blocks of ice in a downtown area and basically was making niggas chisel the ice to figure out when the release date was. And then they had to have the fire department come out and melt the ice because it was an obstruction. And what's wider than wasting resources like what we're at?
Don't Call Me White Girl
What, where, where's this ice drop?
Deontay Woody
Toronto.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, in Canada. And got picked or they did. They have. Did they supply sharp picks for people too?
Deontay Woody
I don't know. Brought their own picks.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Y' all are joking. Y' all really real.
Deontay Woody
Am I lying?
Don't Call Me White Girl
I don't know. Like Drake is really a white man for real.
Deontay Woody
And his name, Iceman, that is. And peep games. There's only a couple of Icemans you could be. I know you're not being George Gervin. I know you're not the Iceman's. What's that? The book. The Iceman inheritance.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And then it's that It's a hitman. That's ice.
Deontay Woody
It's a hitman. That's. I mean. So I know you're trying to be a white man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I watched this documentary.
Deontay Woody
But then the movie is Fire.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I ain't know the movie.
Deontay Woody
The movie is with the. You remember eight Mile?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Was Rabbit mom. Yeah, he the Iceman in that movie. What Fire movie Fire. It's on Amazon Prime. It's amazing.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay.
Deontay Woody
It's a great movie. He's a psycho. He was so you. So you obviously trying to be the white man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. And then he is a white man.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, for sure. But let's. But then Ice, to name yourself the Iceman at a time like this, like, it's just a little crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Well, he's not. I don't. I don't look at him. Somebody like that's aware. And I feel like we touch a certain amount of money. You just get kind of like you don't know what the going on for real. And you know what's crazy though? That's how I know I'm getting old and soft. I almost felt bad for him like when all that was going on for real. Because I know it with him, you know, I mean, he a light skinned. He was doing TV in high school. Like I know that was like crying. Especially when he got like them abs put in this. He was making a mistake at the mistake at the mistake.
Deontay Woody
Yeah. He couldn't buy a win. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Because he's somebody.
Deontay Woody
Euphoria is such a crazy, crazy song because it's like, damn, yo. It's like this opened up the bible on all your flaws, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And then even your comebacks are like, no, that's not true. Out of here. And then it was like, damn, to see all these niggas that are my friends just hop and skip and enjoy this shit. Like all my little basketball buddies and shit like that. That nigga watched LeBron hop around or whoever was hopping around with Kendrick tears in his eyes. I'm telling you. I know he watched that shit because. And cried a little bit. I know he did, bro. Drake was on some. Like his house was quiet as his friends come. They ain't even talking. They don't know what to say.
Deontay Woody
He probably was like, the NBC is shut down for a few days. Like can't come to the house. I need to sit here and process.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I felt when that.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, but. But all the little rollout been a little shady little. You know what I mean? So it's like, bro, let it go, bro.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Nah, he's not going to let it go. Once the loss. Once he sued the people. And even when I, because I am born in the 80s, grew up in the 90s, rap was everything. Hip hop was everything. I remember people talking about rap like it wasn't a real genre. And when you didn't get awards for it. And you know what I mean? Like it's no way in hip hop you battle. And even if you should that you can sue them. Like we're in a different time. Like you could not do that in the 90s. It would fuck your whole shit up. You know what I mean?
Deontay Woody
I mean it wouldn't have never come coming back. Cause everything was about being harder for the police. But like soon the nigga. It's crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. Like bro, hip hop.
Deontay Woody
And then, yo, the way tried to do it was like, nah, we actually suing the record later.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Excuse it. Yeah. And it did work, cuz it confused me for a second. But it doesn't matter. It's like I'm a prideful person. Yeah, I'm a prideful person though. And I wanted your pride to be too big to do that. And it's not. Cuz you.
Deontay Woody
I would have just took that L, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, that's. What else do you want?
Deontay Woody
It was one song. It was one song. The 616 in LA. It was a little too. I'm talking to God about you for me.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Like if I hear a like you praying about this, like I'm scared. I'mma leave this alone. His started praying to God in the middle of God my ambition. All right, we good. You talking to God about this. I straight if I know I'm not that invested. Sometimes you gotta let have.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Well, he lay on the table and got asked Hips to make yourself.
Deontay Woody
That is crazy.
Don't Call Me White Girl
And then it's like. I know. Well, in the streets, you know, supposedly he got, like. He got his dick extended. He got his dick bigger or whatever. And I respect that. I respect having a shrimp and being like, fuck that, I'm rich. Was it 14,000? Okay.
Deontay Woody
Boom.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Hairline in a dick. That's 24 grand. I got that nothing. You know what I mean? It's club money. Boom. Now my dick bigger and my hairline back. Cool. But it's like, bro, you rich as shit, and you go get ass with flabby arms. Like, come on, bro. Like, come on.
Deontay Woody
You can't have a six pack with no muscle.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's how you know that this is. It's going too far. Like, it's. You need to.
Deontay Woody
He needs spending too much time around the girls, brother.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That looked like. He looked like he put a muscle suit on like Madruski wear him.
Deontay Woody
It's nasty work.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. He look.
Deontay Woody
Well,
Don't Call Me White Girl
you made me feel better about them white boys when they was threatening to do blackface. You made me feel better about it because I'm such a sucker for rage bait. It works. Oh, I'm in the comments that a white man is making money off it. And I'm engaged. Dj.
Deontay Woody
Yeah.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Ass I got fall for it every time.
Deontay Woody
How long we is from you getting a new ass?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Huh?
Deontay Woody
Getting a new ass.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, no. Yeah, but listen, the BBL schedule. Y' all gonna think I'm playing, but I'm not.
Deontay Woody
Shout Out Mona. Don't call me white girl. The new ass is on the way. We pulling out a new ass for the summer. All right, then.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Pussy pics coming out.
Deontay Woody
We gonna start the Grizzness. Don't call me white girl. Only fans.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yes.
Deontay Woody
It's gonna be for 30 days. As soon as this healed, come watch
Don't Call Me White Girl
Phelps eat grits off my ass for 29.99.
Deontay Woody
All right, bro. All right, man. See?
Don't Call Me White Girl
Cheese grits.
Deontay Woody
You taste it too far.
Don't Call Me White Girl
How you like your grits?
Deontay Woody
Cheese. Yeah,
Don't Call Me White Girl
okay.
Deontay Woody
Yeah, I don't want no sweet grits.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Shout out to Jack Frost from Philadelphia. He does this thing where he asks you, I can do butter and sugar or I can do cheese, salt and pepper. My first is always cheese, butter, salt and pepper. Pepper. But I can do butter and sugar.
Deontay Woody
But I would never show in Philly in.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Combine them a few months.
Deontay Woody
Like, I mean, we. We gonna be in Philly this summer for sure. For a show. We're in on dates. Philly, dc. I gotta get with you. Philly. DC New York. I don't think we doing Jersey. I know. We doing Baltimore.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Do y' all do openers?
Deontay Woody
We can. We got one now. Reg Thomas.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay.
Deontay Woody
Comedian out of New York.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Oh, it's a comedy. You got somebody doing stand up? Yeah. Oh, I'm talking about a podcast. You have a podcast? Done it a couple times.
Deontay Woody
You know, the thing is, like, the easiest way to book the podcast is in a comedy club. And I with comedy, I like funny. So, like. Yeah. And it's good to get the crowd.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You warm him up. I say warm him up good, huh?
Deontay Woody
And he funny as hell. He on this with Kevin Hart right now, baby.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I ain't enjoying my podcast tour, but whatever. Maybe he'll give a try. You ain't with was me.
Deontay Woody
And you know me. I'm not doing a podcast. I'm really doing a town hall.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I'm really trying to change the lives of on the show. That's why I ain't recorded.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
I don't talk. I ain't talking about in mixed company. We talking about some real.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You haven't had none of them recorded ever.
Deontay Woody
Anything I did to record it, I was like, this lame.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
Shouldn't have recorded it. But we put it out and we live with it. But I knew once we started the tour. I don't want to record it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah. I'm super proud of you being it. I told you everything, and I raised you. You. I'm just super proud of you.
Deontay Woody
Thank you, bro. I, I. I owe you so much.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Don't worry about it. It's like, pay it forward. Get back to the next podcast.
Deontay Woody
Mona Love, man. This episode. 100. Whatever. You know what I'm saying? It'll come out soon.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Yeah.
Deontay Woody
So. And it will be a Philly soon. And then you. You want to open? You want to open when we come to Philly. All right. I bet it's like, nice little tight 15. That's it.
Don't Call Me White Girl
I give you 15 it up.
Deontay Woody
All right. Bet. All right. Then we go to masjid.
Don't Call Me White Girl
That's right. Okay. You got to take sh.
Deontay Woody
All right. I'm not doing that, but big cat, you know, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Right?
Deontay Woody
Muslim man. Right here. You're good, man.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Act like he was doing a little flirt. We get married on a Friday. Put that kofy on, boy.
Deontay Woody
Come on, big. Do you think we gonna close the show? All right, let's do. And we.
Don't Call Me White Girl
You better not have never did that proposal. Nobody else.
Deontay Woody
I don't know what I'm saying. This is it right here.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Okay. Here with me.
Deontay Woody
It's crazy. Okay, Go ahead.
Don't Call Me White Girl
Wrong hand, this one. Don't call me white. Yes. Will you marry Big Ice Sk. You going? My butt. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Crazy.
Deontay Woody
They say without the proper labor, faith don't stand a chance. I put my faith in faith and
Don't Call Me White Girl
stand on fertile land I planted seeds, Adeline Deed turning the trees before Rest in peace teas get printed to me.
Episode 145: Mona of the Don't Call Me White Girl Podcast
Host: Deante’ Kyle
Guest: Mona (“Don’t Call Me White Girl”)
Release Date: May 12, 2026
Deante’ Kyle welcomes Mona, the outspoken host of the "Don't Call Me White Girl" podcast, for a candid conversation about her rise in stand-up comedy, viral internet moments, the cultural dynamics within Black podcasting, and navigating fame. Their discussion is raw, honest, and takes deep dives into the realities of growing up in tough environments, building careers from nothing, the nature of "family" in fans, and dealing with both support and backlash—online and off. Both share vulnerable, nuanced stories about hustling, jail, community, and their electric chemistry makes the episode both funny and revealing.
[00:36 – 03:53]
Notable Quote:
"The chair did make a small noise, but my production ... Zach made it louder on purpose. And that's exactly why I don't like Zach." — Mona, [03:21]
[04:07 – 09:02]
Notable Moment:
Mona on her crowd’s loyalty and energy:
“I literally got exactly what I wanted. Like, what I needed or whatever you want to call it.” — Mona, [07:43]
[09:02 – 13:37]
Notable Quote:
“I might have lucked up and was successful with my podcast not knowing what an A mic and a B mic is, but in reality, that's fucking insane... that's my little accountability. I didn't do no research either.” — Mona, [10:54]
[13:37 – 17:48]
Notable Exchange:
“I take over. I talk too long. I talk too much. My fans all say I don't talk enough, and they cut me off all day.” — Mona, [18:35]
“You take a healthy amount of criticism. And you still do you.” — Deante’, [19:01]
[20:12 – 25:16]
Notable Quote:
“I legit feel lucky to be black. I could have been anything. I happen to be the race that could like hit the nae nae randomly… like we just, we're mad for the.” — Mona, [24:57]
[25:36 – 29:54]
Notable Anecdote:
Mona describes her first criminal charges and how systemic expectations shaped her:
“When I was a kid, I thought I was going to jail. I don't know why. Probably because my dad was in jail... looking back, it's like, bitch. Why?” — Mona, [42:43]
[44:08 – 67:51]
Notable Quotes:
“If you weren't working for real and you was really outside... you ain't worse than him. These niggas shooting out the police. They doing it all.” — Deante’, [61:36]
“Why not find God at the bottom? Like, I hate people clown people for finding religion in jail.” — Mona, [64:07]
[69:05 – 74:56]
[80:08 – 85:33]
[89:19 – 94:13]
“If we can go so hard to protect predators, we can protect people that identify differently from what we would consider normal.” — Deante’, [91:13]
[94:13 – 96:04]
[98:43 – 104:41]
“Shout Out Mona. Don’t call me white girl. The new ass is on the way. We pulling out a new ass for the summer.” — Deante’, [104:47]
[106:02 – End]
Notable Quote:
“I'm super proud of you. Like, I feel like, like, like you my oldest. Like, I raised you ... pay it forward. Get back to the next podcast.” — Mona, [106:48]
This episode is a masterclass in raw, unapologetic dialogue, mixing Black cultural critique, survival stories, and commentary on fame, family, and identity. Mona and Deante’s chemistry makes even heavy topics feel approachable, highlighting both pain and pride in their journeys. Whether discussing stand-up, navigating podcast fame, family histories, street hustling, community drama, or queer/trans inclusion, the stories are rich with authenticity, humor, and valuable perspective for anyone—from podcast industry heads to everyday listeners.