Episode 153 - The Lou Young Show ft. Lou Young and Treyday

Summary

Grits and Eggs Podcast: Episode 153 – Lou Young

Date: June 12, 2026
Host: Deante’ Kyle (with guests Lou Young, Trey, Jordan, and Rachel)

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Episode Overview

In this lively, unfiltered, and hilarious episode, Deante’ Kyle hosts former NFL player and comedian Lou Young, joined by comedians Trey and Jordan for an extended deep-dive into Black southern culture, family dynamics, leveling up from struggle, the realities of transitioning from professional sports, and building a comedic media brand. The crew bounces from nostalgic childhood stories and classic “roasting” sessions to sharp commentary on parenting, generational gaps, the art of comedy, and the power of true authenticity.

The atmosphere is pure camaraderie—jokes fly, personal insights flow, and the chemistry among guests becomes a recurring point of celebration. Listeners are treated to a seamless blend of serious cultural wisdom and outright clowning—proof that the Grits and Eggs Podcast remains a masterclass in keeping it real.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Timestamps

1. Black Family & Picture-Taking Fails

[02:35–06:47]

• The crew laughs about family elders’ struggles with technology, especially dads and old heads taking blurry or accidental selfies instead of family photos.
• Humorous detail on the gentle, awkward way parents handle smartphones, and universal stories about old white ladies at public events insisting on taking (and critiquing) family photos.
• Notable Quote:
  “Nigga went seven straight selfies.” — Lou Young [03:30]
  “He be like, just act like y’all doing something… the fuck is the natural?” — Lou Young [05:13]

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2. Navigating Blackness in White Spaces: Gymnastics

[06:07–13:19]

• Lou Young discusses his daughter's experience as one of few Black girls in gymnastics meets, highlighting cultural isolation and microaggressions.
• Parents notice how Black athletic excellence both threatens and inspires; they recount white parents fixating on their daughters’ strength and using subtly coded language.
• The psychological games played by families and judges in these majority-white activities.
• Notable Quote:
  “When you the only black person somewhere…these motherfuckers looking for a reason to fuck with you.” — Trey [13:02]
  “That just means you popping. That’s all it means.” — Lou Young [13:42]

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3. School, Clothes, and the Art of Roasting

[18:17–25:22]

• Tales of being clowning at school for wearing off-brand fits or cheap shoes; the pain and pride of getting “roasted” on the bus or in the cafeteria.
• Reflections on fashion eras—big Dickies, Shaqs from Walmart, “husky” pants—and how these forged resilience and wit.
• Notable Quotes:
  “You treat magic fit like a jail fit. You throw that away.” — Trey [20:28]
  “Roasting wise…when it’s your turn, that’s worse…they powering up.” — Trey [22:47]

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4. Parenting Styles: Southern Discipline vs. Support

[25:12–35:12]

• The evolution of Black parenting, from physical discipline to psychological “verbal whoopings” and public shaming at family functions.
• Beloved grandma and mama stories—how families reinforce lessons, guilt-trip, and roast you in front of the whole cookout.
• Notable Quotes:
  “Seventh grade…she start talking about, ‘You gonna be a dumb motherfucker’…That hurt worse.” — Jordan [34:44]
  “Tell the joke you tell everywhere…tell your grandma about ‘suck it’.” — Trey [36:59]

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5. Grandparents, Southern Food, and Multi-Generational Wisdom

[42:25–44:33]

• Farm-to-table memories in the South, with stories of grandmas slaughtering hogs and grandpas building everything by hand.
• The importance (and amusement) of “country” traditions—picking pecans, making bacon at 6 am, and sneaking snacks.
• Classic church, Black Jesus, and family mirror-check moments.
• Notable Quote:
  “Joel Osteen. We already know Grandma love three white men: John F. Kennedy, Joel Osteen, and Jesus.” — Trey [75:16]

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6. The Realities of Pro Sports: NFL, Transition, and Identity

[79:22–100:24]

• Lou gives an unfiltered look at life as an undrafted NFL player—the stress, the hustle, being constantly cut and clawing for a spot, and the truth that every roster spot is for killers (“There ain’t no scrubs in the league.” [81:01]).
• The transition out of football: injuries, loss of identity, mental health struggles, and why moving into comedy/media helped save him.
• Notable Quotes:
  “Making it to the league…making it at all, you the top 1%. You the top of the top, bro.” — Trey [80:40]
  “That was a gift and a curse for Cam…after KB got hurt, Cam had to spread it around. It opened everything up.” — Lou Young [88:10]

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7. Building Comedy: From Skits to Podcasting

[45:45–59:45], [101:01–104:50]

• The birth of the group’s chemistry: meeting at a flag football game, mutual respect over social media, and creating authentic comedic synergy.
• Reflections on the Black comedy tradition—how characters are pulled from real life, the subtlety in woman characters, and the importance of not “overdoing” a bit.
• The power of “sampling” real experiences; making your art like Diddy used Diana Ross (“I feel like I’m like Diddy with this shit, cause all them hits…he was using old shit, you remix it, you make it your own.” — Lou Young [103:20])
• Noting the media transition helps avoid being trapped as "just a skit nigga":
  “If y’all just skit niggas…that opportunity don’t happen.” — Trey [107:05]

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8. Community Love & Realness

[108:10–116:00]

• The difference between public love at Publix or Target and more “raw” interactions at Walmart/Kroger.
• The respect shown by young Black men in the community, the importance of giving back (even if it’s just some snacks at the gas station), and the genuine love the group receives everywhere—even when folks are packing heat.
• Notable Quotes:
  “You gotta know how to move with young niggas. Especially at the gas station.” — Jordan [115:00]

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9. Execution in Comedy: Idea to Viral Clip

[100:42–104:50]

• Lou breaks down his creative process—notes, voice memos, improvisation, and keeping everything fresh and “mine.”
• Celebration of Black fathers as funeral emcees, ushers, and impromptu photographers, and how those archetypes become comedic gold.
• Notable Quote:
  “My favorite character to do is really my dad. I could do a whole special on this nigga.” — Lou Young [104:05]

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10. Realness, Therapy, and the Beauty of Podcasting

[119:30–122:01]

• Podcasting as group therapy—a safe space for vulnerability and laughter.
• The importance of having throwed, funny, but grounded friends.
• Wisdom from Lou’s nana:
  “She say you want him to be laughing…don’t piss that one off.” — Lou Young [120:48]
• The difference between appearing “hard” and being truly dangerous or resilient.

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “Nigga went seven straight selfies.” — Lou Young [03:30]
• “When you the only black person somewhere, you already like, I gotta move a certain way.” — Trey [13:02]
• “That just means you popping…If they not trying to tear you down, you not popping.” — Lou Young [13:42]
• “You treat magic fit like a jail fit. You throw that away.” — Trey [20:28]
• “My daddy don’t even do social media, but he on his goddamn phone.” — Lou Young [52:02]
• “They got you feeling…you feel guilty off that whooping.” — Trey [33:59]
• “You are who you are on the internet, but when they see you in the grocery store, they get to meet the real you.” — Jordan [108:10]
• “I tell my kids so quick, man, look…everything in this house except the food and the water is a privilege.” — Trey [17:55]
• “You ever seen a big bowling? Have you ever seen, like, a cream cheese stuffed sushi roll? That’s him.” — Lou Young on NFL fullbacks [90:14]

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Themes and Takeaways

• Authenticity Wins: The episode demonstrates the value—and necessity—of being yourself, whether on stage, behind the mic, or at the gas station.
• Community Roots: Honest conversation about how family, neighborhood, and cultural roots shape Black comedians and athletes.
• Transition & Identity: Open dialogue about the harsh realities of leaving professional sports and forging a new path, unafraid to show vulnerability.
• Humor’s Healing Power: Comedy as weapon and therapy, uniting generations and coping with microaggressions, economic struggle, and grief.
• Persistent Evolution: The need to avoid “the skit box,” always expanding one’s media footprint and keeping things fresh—for both opportunity and self-respect.

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Final Thoughts

Every listener, from diehard sports fans to comedy heads, finds pieces of themselves in this episode. Laughter, insight, and a rare realness define this session—proving Lou Young and this crew can craft both viral jokes and lasting wisdom.

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Transcript

[Lou Young]

Hi, diva.

[Rachel]

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[Jordan]

Yeah, hi.

[Lou Young]

Quick question.

[Trey]

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[Rachel]

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[Lou Young]

Ugh. You love buying stuff and earn cash

[Rachel]

back on eligible purchases. Mm.

[Lou Young]

You love purchasing eligible things.

[Trey]

So the money your friend sent you

[Rachel]

yesterday, that's today's ramen or rideshare or eye patches.

[Jordan]

The skincare kind, not the pyro kind.

[Lou Young]

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[Rachel]

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[Lou Young]

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[Rachel]

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[Rachel]

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[Jordan]

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[Lou Young]

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[Jordan]

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[Rachel]

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[Jordan]

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[Rachel]

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[Jordan]

Yeah Woke up in the morning and to God be the glory Thankful for another day to tell my story Put my opinions in the universe and let them orbit I'm from the dirty south with a dirty mouth Might need orbit Miss things things on me like a Norbit had to refuse them because my bitch no rest fusion she gorgeous as I dab my sons up and kiss my daughter forehead. Tell em we gonna get this money till my pockets morbid. Remember living in apartments now. We playing mortgage la la.

[Lou Young]

We in the pool. Didn't randomly send it. No. No context, no nothing.

[Jordan]

Just seeing.

[Lou Young]

So. So if I don't respond, he's like, you ain't seen my text, Nigga, I remember the day we did, man.

[Trey]

Look, bro, my dad. My dad take him. We was there not too long ago. I was taking my kids to the beach. So of course, like, I stopped by my dad spot just before we go out of town. He stay like three hours from the beach. Facts, man. I'm like, yo, let's take some photo. He snapping the photo. He handed the phone, like, tell me what you think about it. I said, nigga, this all you. Nah, for real. He turned the camera around.

[Lou Young]

Nigga went selfie. But look.

[Trey]

But look. He like this. He happy as fuck to be taking a picture. He ain't even picked the camera on him.

[Lou Young]

He. He went, nigga went seven. Seven straight selfies.

[Jordan]

Look at that motherfucker.

[Trey]

He said, blurry ones in that motherfucker. I said, dad, this all you. He said, man, you know, technology, man. That's for y'.

[Jordan]

All. That's for y'. All.

[Trey]

You should have had somebody else take the picture. I said, man, all right.

[Jordan]

My daddy go here.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah. Then he go, here.

[Trey]

My daddy hit him with the World Zone.

[Jordan]

That boy go here, got. He take a picture.

[Trey]

No, look, no, look, no, no. They love. They love.

[Lou Young]

They get close on you, too. Hey, you got.

[Trey]

They love to hold the camera like this.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah. Look at the hand.

[Lou Young]

So precise. And then they.

[Trey]

Yeah,

[Lou Young]

real gentle. Stupid don't act.

[Trey]

They like they gonna break the phone.

[Lou Young]

Okay. Hey, my pops ask people to take pictures for us, though. Like, he'll take them. Then he'll be like, like, okay, we had Easter, everybody. So he take and then he look real quick. He done took. He done took like 30 pictures.

[Trey]

But he gotta make sure he in that, though.

[Lou Young]

No, no. So he done took him up. Now he's like, hey, you mind getting mine? So he let him do it, right? Then he said, so, all right. No, no, no, no. Now go long Now Go there. He said, no, give me something now. Come back, nigga. Then he. Then he'll tell you like this. Then he say, video. And then he like, all right, just get us in the natural.

[Jordan]

Okay, okay.

[Lou Young]

The fuck is the natural? This nigga do that. He be like, just. Just act like y' all doing something.

[Jordan]

Directed. Everything gonna get around him at that too, man.

[Trey]

Listen, when it's time to get that photo, you'll get your phone to anybody.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

You'll fuck around and give your phone. I didn't. You'll hand somebody your phone. You be like, man, maybe they ain't the person. But it's too late.

[Jordan]

It's too late. And you got to go with it. You got to go.

[Trey]

Or it be like an old white lady. Like, I'll take the picture for you. Like old white ladies always offering to take a picture of the whole family. Now don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.

[Jordan]

Hey, and they'll wait and they'll stay there for 30 minutes, man.

[Trey]

They'll do every. I had a white lady get down there close to the ground. Yeah, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful family.

[Lou Young]

Beautiful family.

[Jordan]

I'm like, where from?

[Lou Young]

Where you from?

[Trey]

Yeah. That's when they. Now they wanna see. This is why people trick you like that. They'll get you in a 30 minute conversation like that. They'll around trap you in a conversation.

[Jordan]

What do white people talk about for 30 minutes, man?

[Trey]

Anything.

[Jordan]

What's the intro?

[Lou Young]

What is that? I just happened to me at my daughter's gymnastics. My daughter, her gymnastics team. Gymnastics, I guess is predominantly white.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

And I'm noticing that at the meets and all these things, It'd be like one black girl every 30, every five teams. So she's probably one. She might be the only black girl in there maybe. And I'm sitting there and he's like, he's like, huh, that's yours, huh? No. Yeah.

[Jordan]

He started with a laugh.

[Trey]

That's yours.

[Lou Young]

No. Yeah, the one. The one with them goddamn calf muscles. Yeah, rocking.

[Trey]

You can tell by the leg.

[Lou Young]

Yeah,

[Trey]

yeah.

[Lou Young]

He said, I can tell.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one.

[Lou Young]

Yours, yours.

[Jordan]

They been saying it.

[Trey]

They identify the genetics. Yeah. He looking at you, he looking at her.

[Lou Young]

Then they wives be like, she's so strong.

[Jordan]

Then Lala might go do a. Like she might go do a backflip. A hundred talks like she, like she 20ft. I mean one time we was in the. We was shooting at that other spot that she know Lala, she all she do all day.

[Lou Young]

Whole time we cuz it was big enough for her to just flip. Go ahead.

[Jordan]

You're not being out back in the hood when they had a mattress by the, by the dawnstone and the motherfucker used to go right over the mattress, move the mattress, lie like a dude. One time I was in her way, she was like, trey, move, please. I'm like my father, my bad. But now shot her go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. They might go and talk of that ball.

[Lou Young]

I'm gonna hit her goddamn head.

[Trey]

So you gotta know my daughter, luckily, we do our shit in Douglasville. Douglasville. Black as hell. So a lot of the kids out there that's in gymnastics is black. Like, one of my down, one of my partners from back in the day, Like, I know this nigga wear Dicky fits this type of he is to the meat. He. He up there.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

His brand, though. He done put his brand on.

[Jordan]

You can't get no good in that.

[Lou Young]

You know, this new.

[Trey]

I got to promote what y' all doing, too. I what y' all doing? Like, we love that, bro. Keep going.

[Jordan]

Real hood and.

[Trey]

Yeah, in a real way.

[Jordan]

Overly hood.

[Trey]

Like, yo, you know this little gymnastic, this kind of fire that hard, take out the element. That's your daughter right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. This default bring in the tumbling crew. We had, like, they have like a whole gymnastics day where they showing all the kids what they've been learning and shit. So it's a good move. And, you know, my daughter, she a little heavier, too. So when they get up on the bars, I'm like, that ain't the bars, ain't your shit. But that groundwork with them flips, stupid,

[Lou Young]

Man. This nigga dumb as hell. He said, you know, like, nah, everybody

[Trey]

gotta find out where they feed. When she did her ground routine, I like, oh, you killed.

[Jordan]

Oh, you killed that shit.

[Trey]

But that's what she be doing at the crib. The flips, the Batmans, all that. I said, yeah, that show that bar. You stay out that bar.

[Jordan]

Okay?

[Trey]

I'll keep you up that bar.

[Lou Young]

Vicious, though.

[Trey]

That's for Lil Flim.

[Jordan]

Jump up there and get on and stay.

[Trey]

Get the flipping, tucking on that motherfucker, all that. They don't need no coach. My daughter need coach the whole time.

[Lou Young]

I done learned a little lingo.

[Jordan]

It's so real.

[Lou Young]

I done learned a little lingo, too. Like how they score and shit. No, they got their own meet when

[Trey]

they do the meets.

[Lou Young]

So have you went to a meet yet?

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

So you've seen this. Okay. And the motherfucker, man, I'm looking. I ain't gonna lie. The last meet, I slicked like, motherfucker caught me kind of like I seen Charlotte went before. I'm like, okay, cool. But Lala, she don't be animated with the smiling.

[Trey]

That's what they want.

[Lou Young]

That what they want.

[Trey]

So when somebody told me they do a treat, they put like Vaseline on their teeth so they could just keep here. They can stay here the whole time.

[Lou Young]

What?

[Trey]

Yeah, and especially in cheer cuz like I wonder how you graded is if you smiling the whole time. That's what I was going to say about the. They brought the girl. They brought the older girls in that do the tumbling. It's all black girl. So they grade you for these is hitting every flip you could think of. I'm like, oh, y' all fi as this. This hard. Y' all been doing this. So then we leave. My daughter got her trophy. She said, yeah, I want to be like them girls that was doing them flips. I said, yeah, I can see all the little black girls inspired as the white girls in there. Like, damn, these are flipping like a motherfucker.

[Lou Young]

Goddamn. Clovers. Clovers. Gabrielle, you in the f

[Trey]

gymnastic.

[Lou Young]

Nah, bro, I did not.

[Jordan]

Hold on.

[Lou Young]

So Vaseline on the.

[Trey]

Vaseline on their teeth so they could

[Lou Young]

they smiling because that's my issue with la. I'm like lala. I'm like, she be what I'm talking about all the things about the hill, Stone face. We straight. She got two. She placed first in the state. So now she qualified for the Worlds. Right?

[Trey]

What that hard?

[Lou Young]

So we. So I got. Yeah, bro. So I gotta go. We gotta go. Yeah. Shout out Madonna, bro. Yeah, so she got. Yeah, we going Orlando end of the month. But like one of the. So she could have really placed.

[Trey]

Haha. Just that smiling.

[Lou Young]

The smiling. But the. The little white hoes I called. That's what I said. They look so lala gotta. So she got like about to freeze that bitch out, but there's a wart on her leg. Like one of them little motherfuckers, you know, playing that dirt. Whatever. We got to freeze the bitch off. So she like. She killing Mariah. She called him. She's like, Lou, bro, she is locked in. I'm like, oh, bet. Boom. So she about to do the bar. I'm like, oh, that's easy. The bar her best shit, if she did good, everything else are we gonna.

[Trey]

We about to go.

[Lou Young]

We at least get third place overall though, man. Was like they fucking with her or something. She said, I'm getting pissed off, man. They was talking about her. It was like, what is that Distracting her before she go to the bar. She like white people let play a

[Trey]

little tricky guy, bro.

[Lou Young]

Even their kids. The kids.

[Trey]

But they be jealous because it's cuz at the end of the day they know, like, on some natural. Just talent.

[Lou Young]

There you go. They can't with you, but they know the technical.

[Trey]

It's a little technical. And they try to get a head, bro.

[Lou Young]

She man lala. Literally, she said, coach, can you tell my mom to tell them that? So, Mariah, what the fuck? She slipping off the bar? Looking back?

[Trey]

Yeah, they like to play a little psychological game.

[Lou Young]

Oh, man.

[Trey]

And then another thing is, too. The thing is, is, like, they understand what this shit is, too. Cause, like, when you the only black person somewhere, you already in your head, you already like, all right, I gotta move a certain way. Cause these motherfuckers looking for a reason to fuck with. And then they found all they had to do was find one little thing.

[Lou Young]

But she said after that, she lied. So I called her. I said, look, that's cool. I'm glad you got that. You got that. Cause you gonna have more distractions as you do better in different things. So this all part. I said, you know how people say dirty, nasty shit about your daddy all the time?

[Jordan]

For a long time they were saying nasty about that.

[Lou Young]

Somebody just said, crazy.

[Trey]

I said this all the time.

[Lou Young]

I said, that just means you popping. Yeah. That's all it means.

[Trey]

Yeah, yeah, nigga, popping. You go additional A trying to tear you down every week.

[Lou Young]

Come on, man.

[Trey]

If they not. It got to the point when we first started, it was so much love that you like, damn, bro. Like, I ain't like the rest of you, man.

[Lou Young]

These love me.

[Jordan]

These love me,

[Trey]

love me, man.

[Jordan]

Then come reality then.

[Trey]

But then, boy, all it take is one nigga to start hating and then bring out all the haters. It's like he bring them with them.

[Lou Young]

Say that what I was thinking. The mold one hit you with that. That what I was thinking, too.

[Trey]

Oh, yeah. I been said this. I'm glad I got. I been said this.

[Lou Young]

Come on, man. Come on, man.

[Trey]

What that said?

[Jordan]

We were just talking about the loop. We were just talking about what the.

[Lou Young]

Man,

[Jordan]

I'm your.

[Trey]

I'm your father's uncle on your mother's side, man.

[Jordan]

That say about to stay Lou.

[Lou Young]

He said, your mom's ain't got a

[Trey]

crib and you stay with her.

[Lou Young]

God damn.

[Jordan]

Damn you.

[Trey]

He said, get your head off me.

[Lou Young]

Hey, man, I go down the rabbit hole that now TikTok. I go down rabbit hole with that. With that. With that certain like him and with my boy. God damn it.

[Jordan]

I like twerk, too. Twerk. Animating the too, though.

[Lou Young]

Which one is that?

[Jordan]

That's that. Goddamn, I'm strapped In.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

I clap you in coma madness. I can snap in and

[Jordan]

I be like. I'd be like, oh, here it is, here it is, here it is. I be deep doping in the gag.

[Trey]

He snapping.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

They ain't know who did it.

[Jordan]

I walked up on him with the hoodie.

[Trey]

I'm in the crib, keep throwing shit. Get the out. My kids like you all right. Hey, look, you don't be too tight. You be so turned up in your own special kids.

[Lou Young]

Funny.

[Trey]

Hey, and they already said, I got these headphones. I can't hear none.

[Jordan]

Look at his shit.

[Trey]

They peeking around the corner, straight.

[Jordan]

My daddy crazy. My daddy crazy.

[Lou Young]

For real, bro. He crazy.

[Trey]

Talk to yourself.

[Lou Young]

Them can't come out. They genuinely concerned. Yeah, when they come to, bro, Real, real subtle. Hey, you okay?

[Trey]

You good?

[Lou Young]

I like.

[Trey]

What?

[Lou Young]

No, I said my bad. I was loud. Little bit like that, man. Damn.

[Trey]

But look, didn't be the fuck that shit. Cause it's like, you know, they thinking about other conversations you done had with them. Like, I tell my kids quick, I don't give a fuck how loud I am in that motherfucker. I pay for this shit.

[Jordan]

Easy, easy.

[Trey]

I be turning on lights. Turn them bitches on off. You see, I can do that every time, every click. I pay for that motherfucker. Everyone. You. When you leave a room, cut that fucking light off.

[Jordan]

And who you get there for? Your mama don't. Yep, get that for your mama.

[Lou Young]

My daughter says something. Cause I be having tv. I like to watch movies if I can't really sleep yet, so. But I want I tell her, hey, man, it's time to go to bed. Cut that TV off. You got yours on. Hey, hey, whoa, whoa. Hey.

[Trey]

Too much motherfucking dip on your chill.

[Jordan]

Hey, whoa.

[Trey]

What?

[Lou Young]

Hey. I do what the fuck I want. Pissed me off so bad, I said, you know what? Pause it. I said, give me more control. You just watch that scene right there. Watch that freeze scene. You gonna talk some shit.

[Jordan]

That's torture.

[Trey]

Hey, listen, man.

[Jordan]

Hey, look, Daddy's toy chub.

[Lou Young]

Fuck out of here.

[Trey]

I tell my kids so quick, man, look, this is everything in this house except the food and the water is a privilege.

[Lou Young]

Oh, God.

[Jordan]

Clothing, too.

[Trey]

Everything. My son, he kept about being fresh. He loved being fresh. I remember one time he couldn't come to school so bad. I said, but, yeah, I gonna go to school tomorrow.

[Lou Young]

Great.

[Trey]

Walmart, everything, top to bottom, man, my. You finna go Wrangler. You finna go Shaqs?

[Lou Young]

But my sister did that, bro.

[Jordan]

The shoe show.

[Lou Young]

Shaqs Listen, my neighbor, she did to my nephew.

[Trey]

I never seen a nigga plead before. He said, dad, that nigga our hands need that. Please, anything but the Shaqs. Cause he already know they finna fire your ass off like that.

[Jordan]

But you gotta Shaq, bro.

[Trey]

Listen, it ain't nothing worse than getting roasted. Cause you ever went to school one day and you damn like, you. You might throw your white tea on too quick and realize you had a little stain on your. But too late. I'm on the bus now.

[Lou Young]

I can't do that, bro. Kind of just look.

[Jordan]

I go, oh, God.

[Trey]

You trying to avoid.

[Lou Young]

Hey, Kyle. Only that. Oh. Or nigga be in the bus. And then you like, I was never a quiet nigga on the bus.

[Trey]

Never.

[Lou Young]

If I'm quiet. Yeah, you straight shit. Little fuck.

[Trey]

You think about how you gonna come back from the joke.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

You know, somebody gonna point at me.

[Lou Young]

Oh, I'm loading. I'm loading. I'm loading my motherfucker up. I'm ready. Those are my best days, though, when I had some shit fucked up. And I know them motherfuckers gonna get on me.

[Trey]

All right, so, P. Gang, so you remember, like, y', all. We all the same age. I'm 35.

[Lou Young]

You 34.

[Trey]

34.

[Jordan]

I'm 31.

[Trey]

31.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

We relative.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Trey]

Fashion wise, right? You remember, like, 04. Big K. You 36. 37 on Friday. Happy birthday.

[Jordan]

Happy birthday, brother. June 14th.

[Lou Young]

June 12th birthday.

[Jordan]

June 14th.

[Lou Young]

Bro, where we at?

[Jordan]

You said we're going to want to Magic, right? I ain't never been to Magic.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah, we did say that.

[Trey]

Holding.

[Jordan]

Oh, it's holding water, man.

[Trey]

You walking in my finger. Damn. Walk right back up then.

[Lou Young]

Your clo. Your clothes going to stank. Yeah.

[Trey]

Even after you walk, going to smell like hookah ass.

[Lou Young]

Three days.

[Jordan]

Yeah, I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that.

[Trey]

I'm okay with that. You got throw that fit away. That like that, you.

[Jordan]

That.

[Trey]

You treat magic fit like a jail fit. You throw that away.

[Jordan]

It got to go.

[Trey]

Got to go.

[Lou Young]

Oh, my God. So we leave out soon.

[Trey]

We leave out. We have a great time, though.

[Jordan]

I'm going to Magic. I'm going. I'm going to Magic Monday.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. All right.

[Jordan]

On the money.

[Trey]

We in town. We in town Tuesday morning. Oh, we can go. We can go.

[Lou Young]

Magic Monday.

[Jordan]

We all gonna be pushing.

[Trey]

We'll keep y' all updated. I don't like to make no commitment. I know I ain't gonna be.

[Jordan]

Oh, good.

[Trey]

But now, damn, I had my mama go shop for me one time, and I'm going, I'm wearing Dickies. But we wearing the big Dickies.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

That's what I'm saying. So you. Them bitches got a little length on the shirt, man. She gonna give me some real construction Walmart Dickies. The shorts. So by the time I figured out, like, I already got my fit laid out the night before, I ain't thinking about this shit. I get to put them bitches on. I said, man, these bitches snug as a bug.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

These bitches right here.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

This old foe, the old foe.

[Jordan]

Ain't no need of that old fold.

[Trey]

No, but I had to lock in. Cause you know, I'm wake. I gotta get myself to school. So I wake up late. So I got like 15 minutes before I gotta be at the bush, dog. It ain't no time for no fit change.

[Jordan]

Oh, no, man.

[Trey]

Look. Nigga said, boy, that nigga came to school. Dicky swimming trunk. Never seen that. I said, damn, bro, it's gonna be

[Lou Young]

a long day, bro. Dicky swimsuit.

[Trey]

Nigga said I had on Dicky swimming trunks in the lunchroom. This is breakfast. Oh, this is.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

This is gonna be.

[Lou Young]

This 7.58 French toast stick.

[Trey]

Yeah, yeah. Break breakfast pizza. Yeah, it's gonna be a long day.

[Lou Young]

Mid dunk, we take it started, bro, listen. Oh, for real.

[Trey]

That say. He said that, boy. Cow fire, man. And ain't that first? I never seen with Dicky swimming trunks. I said, it's a long day. It's gonna be a long. You can't fight that one. And, and, and. And you know, is ignorant. So is laying on the table laughing

[Lou Young]

with a swim move on the table.

[Trey]

Cause I'm the one.

[Jordan]

Mike, say for yourself, if that nigga come in wants a little bit of

[Lou Young]

ass, they know it freaky hell.

[Trey]

Listen, bro, this the thing. This is. I literally start every day roasting niggas.

[Jordan]

That's how you supposed to start off.

[Trey]

So it's worse when it's your turn. Cause it's like, it's niggas that ain't never said a joke that's waiting to get your ass from when you done got them.

[Jordan]

Thank you.

[Trey]

And they powering up.

[Lou Young]

They gonna say that bit three times just so everybody heard it.

[Trey]

That's that, bruh.

[Lou Young]

Hell yeah.

[Trey]

Hey, y' all nigga got a swim trunk.

[Lou Young]

Y' all hear the nigga got the swim trunk, though. You ain't seen me. Hey, nigga.

[Trey]

No, he going to bring up, nigga. They said he got.

[Lou Young]

Why they look at the nigga?

[Trey]

I ain't gonna lie. Our lunchroom had good acoustics in that motherfucker.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. Good acoustics.

[Trey]

Listen, listen. This is the thing, too. And it's natural lighting. Cause the whole. One whole side of that bitch glass. So it's just natural light cascading in on my fucking pants.

[Jordan]

On some movie sheet.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

On some Broadway dump some Broadway shit.

[Trey]

And if you got classes in the other building, you gotta walk through this bitch. You can't not go through there. My first class math, I gotta walk through the lunchroom, man. And I'm already fucked up. Cause I'm self conscious. Like, my knees out. I'm uncomfortable on the bus. And they so tight, you can't save em.

[Jordan]

Damn.

[Trey]

I mean, she got me some. She got me some real 36s. Yeah.

[Lou Young]

Micah type.

[Trey]

I tell my mama all the time, I wear a 34. You can give me a 36. 38. Give me a 38 so I can sag.

[Jordan]

I have a little sad mama, though. A little move.

[Trey]

Oh.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah. 36. He.

[Trey]

He's not husky. You remember that? Y' all ever had a weird husky fan?

[Jordan]

Husky. Husky hips.

[Trey]

You have to go 34. Husky. That's a nasty. That's a nasty pant.

[Jordan]

Anything with husky.

[Trey]

Oh, my God.

[Jordan]

Anything. 34.

[Trey]

Husk your mama start trying to get you to do extracurricular shit. Do some jump jacks.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

I'm doing jump jacks.

[Lou Young]

Fuck around, sign you up for soccer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Randomly.

[Trey]

You know what I'm looking for. They ask you a question like, you just gonna stay in the house on the game all day? You ain't gonna get active. You ain't gonna move around there.

[Lou Young]

Then they. Oh, then they talk some shit about you downstairs. Yeah, he just up there with a heavy ass. He wondering why he gaining weight.

[Jordan]

J. Big about dog. They saying, j, Bigg Eye do.

[Lou Young]

Talking about that baby fat. My mama. But your mama gonna never tell you big, though.

[Trey]

No, listen. No, no.

[Lou Young]

Your mom.

[Trey]

You hear your mama telling you like, he finna hit a growth spurt, though. You know he gonna stretch out.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Lou Young]

That's it. That's all he gonna do. Oh, God. Hey, they hoping for that spurt, that growth spurt, to stretch that dope. It's gonna stretch that dope up your daddy.

[Jordan]

Number five nine, baby.

[Trey]

But stretch out.

[Lou Young]

But I'm five' five.

[Trey]

I only got four more to go. I ain't gonna get much taller than Me.

[Jordan]

Oh, God. They say we they gonna. Gonna stretch out, though.

[Trey]

He going, hey, look, he going to grow a grow.

[Lou Young]

Well, you got one on the way.

[Trey]

Welcome to the Griz podcast. Man, this episode one. What is it? 153. We dropping this Saturday. We dropping this Saturday.

[Jordan]

153.

[Trey]

150.

[Lou Young]

Y got 100.

[Jordan]

How much sleep?

[Lou Young]

153.

[Jordan]

Y' all going to sleep to y'?

[Lou Young]

All? We. We do a little sleep.

[Jordan]

Four hour on it.

[Lou Young]

Right, but you and y drop. Y drop every day or every week?

[Trey]

Twice a week.

[Lou Young]

Twice a week.

[Trey]

But we do one solo. You know, folk love solo. Okay, so we do one solo, one guest.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

So y' all get the Saturday spot. We do the Wednesday.

[Jordan]

Y' all some armor time. You know, arm on the arm only allow you four hours of sleep.

[Trey]

You know, we just listening.

[Jordan]

We only allow four hours sleep a day.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

After that, it's all the armor shade. Yeah.

[Trey]

No nap. No nap. No nap.

[Jordan]

I mean, you can catch a nap, but you can't catch a nap, bro.

[Lou Young]

I feel like they. I feel like major. Gonna see a.

[Trey]

Johnson. Meet me in my office, 1200.

[Lou Young]

600.

[Trey]

That's 6 in the morning.

[Jordan]

0.

[Rachel]

600.

[Trey]

Yeah, you did something 0600.

[Jordan]

You better be that. They say 0, 600, but you better be out there. Goddamn. 05.

[Lou Young]

We're watching

[Trey]

so Money bad, yo. Your part.

[Lou Young]

What?

[Trey]

Your parts was a police.

[Jordan]

My part was apd.

[Trey]

Apd.

[Jordan]

My pop. Part of the. My part was Red Dot era bms.

[Trey]

Your dad was jumping out on folks.

[Jordan]

My dad era.

[Trey]

Your dad a famous. Famous. He come from a famous group. They're probably one of the biggest. The most famous cliques in Atlanta.

[Jordan]

This is how crazy. This is how crazy it is.

[Lou Young]

Were they employed by the police department?

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

I feel like there was like a gang within. Okay, okay, okay.

[Jordan]

Run every drug dealer out of Georgia.

[Trey]

Oh, yeah.

[Lou Young]

Okay, okay.

[Trey]

That's what that st for.

[Jordan]

Run every drug dealer out of Georgia. Oh. My first time ever introducing me seeing the red dog live PB apartment. You know, if you familiar, Pittburg, Pitman, Paul. We at the court.

[Trey]

Bricks.

[Lou Young]

Bricks.

[Trey]

Real bricks.

[Jordan]

One way in, one way out. We in the bricks. My grandma stayed across the street in the house. Now, my daddy, I come from a family of ownership like my dad had. My daddy side of the family had a beauty supply store. We had a church in the neighborhood, so we ain't had to walk nowhere. I realized church was next door to my grandma house, so I'm saying we had one in the family, but whole

[Lou Young]

block on damn near damn.

[Jordan]

I say that. We got the Bruce plots, though. We got a church right here. We got D going on right now. My dad didn't bullshit. We in. We're in Pittburgh apartment, mind you. Across the street. It's still. We still stay in Pittsburgh neighborhood. Pittsburgh neighborhood. We're in the housing apartment is across the street. So all the action go across the street. We young, we don't have fun. We'll have fun with people, with kids. We go across the street, going to the apartment. My first. My first day, my first time realizing what red dog was. We at the court. Mind you, when a say, hey, y' all nigga ass stop shooting. Finna run a five on five. That means stop shooting. Cause these nigga had to run 5 on 5. The young kid be shooting.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, get the out of court.

[Jordan]

Get the fuck out of court. Get out of court. It is what it is. We done get back on the court. We understood it.

[Trey]

Yeah, nigga.

[Jordan]

They came, nigga. Red dog come through the entrance in a bread truck. A bread truck.

[Lou Young]

Wonder in disguise. Nature own in disguise in a bed.

[Trey]

The sunbeam motherfucker.

[Jordan]

These folk got on regular clothes. All you hear the.

[Trey]

The.

[Jordan]

The shot go up about 20 on regular clothes. All they got is the vest.

[Trey]

Red Dog. Hey, red dog.

[Jordan]

They laying everybody down, doing the zip tie. The zip ties, the clear zip tie. Yeah, them boys, one thing about the red eye. I feel like they don't want to take you to jail.

[Lou Young]

They just want to whoop.

[Jordan]

They want. They want what you got, and they want a big dog. Really, I'm boy going to pocket.

[Lou Young]

I mean, they ain't turning everything in.

[Trey]

Basically like a. A sanctioned gang, a sanctioned game.

[Jordan]

They taking your dope, they taking your money. And what. What Desale say you want to go to jail, you want to go home. Them boy say, I want to go home. So that 2,300 you had in your pocket, gone. The eight ball in that back pocket, gone. You sick. But this better than the jail.

[Trey]

Yeah. And it's better than that charge that we're gonna get if they finna handle you like. Oh, yeah, and you was in school

[Jordan]

zone and you in school.

[Trey]

Cause school right up street, they finna handle. They right up the street. O D1.

[Lou Young]

I can see. I can see that, though. Look. I can see that, though.

[Jordan]

He like a red doll, nigga.

[Trey]

It's a lot of niggas. It's a lot of niggas with stories. That's red dogs. Yeah, you know my knee.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

By the time. Yeah, dad, I Love my scholarships.

[Lou Young]

Two years in that league.

[Trey]

Man, I'm hulking down for a daily.

[Jordan]

You can't outrun a red dog.

[Trey]

It's not a, that's a red dog. If the under 62 the is the buffest nigga you ever seen in your life. Oh, God, that's a, that carry a

[Lou Young]

washing machine up the steps.

[Jordan]

And my daddy, now my dad finna be sitting home and get down and knock out. Sitting push up.

[Trey]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was in the military before.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, he was a marine.

[Trey]

Oh God, I couldn't do,

[Jordan]

I swear. I had a daddy walk.

[Lou Young]

Trey, Trey. Nigga, what?

[Jordan]

Yes, sir. You want to call your mommy or dad? She call my mom. I take a couple slap. You know mama gonna stab your eye. You know, you go fake crack or stand lavish, bro. Daddy.

[Trey]

But my deuce, really more than anything with my deuce is this thing I hate about getting choked by your mama. Your mama cut you off what you did. Then she started bringing her problems into the shit.

[Jordan]

Oh my God.

[Trey]

I, I, I wear two jobs. Then she start crying. I don't know how hard I'm like,

[Lou Young]

man, your mom, your mom, oh my

[Trey]

God, they so crying. It go from, it go like you basically enhancing her problems. Oh, God, you making her life worse with your behavior. I just missed the light bill payment and I had to get an extension on the light bill. And then I gotta have these white folk calling me to my house and

[Lou Young]

they got to leave work to get your ass.

[Trey]

Then look, then it don't start with a, it don't start with a full blown cry. It start with tears, a singular tear. Then the more she get into the story, she start losing it. And now you feel like a piece of shit shit.

[Lou Young]

Sitting in that front seat like this, boy. Man, my mama did that, bro.

[Trey]

Then you looking like one of, man, she go crying, she go crying.

[Lou Young]

I go. So I had to go. She had to take me to her job. She had to take me to her goddamn job. She had to leave. And she, this one, she had really got promoted. I'm talking, I'm getting in trouble her first couple weeks.

[Jordan]

First couple.

[Lou Young]

Oh my God, the new promotion. She like, I just don't get it. Oh, and then she's crying. So then I get.

[Trey]

Listen when they tell you they don't get it. I keep fucked up. I just don't understand what I'm going wrong.

[Lou Young]

Then, then it's like, then it's like, I could call your dad, but like,

[Trey]

y' all be on smokes too.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bro, get into. Get into her office. Nah, I'm trying. I'm. I'm like goddamn the butler. I'm acting like Jeffrey around that. Mom, you need something?

[Jordan]

You good, Mom?

[Lou Young]

Let me clean this up for you.

[Jordan]

I got it. I got him. I got it. But she know.

[Trey]

Oh, oh.

[Lou Young]

Never need a snake now. I go, I go. I ain't go for me.

[Jordan]

I'm trying to do.

[Trey]

I'm kissing ass, everything.

[Jordan]

Kissing big ass because they know. They know.

[Trey]

They got you feeling. You feel guilty of that whooping.

[Jordan]

It went to verbal for. With my mama. It went from physical to verbal. Seventh grade mama, she. I get in trouble in school. She got switch. She gonna get lead like, mom, I play football now. That ain't. That ain't doing nothing.

[Trey]

No.

[Jordan]

I got a big ass cab motion like that.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. They realized they doing nothing no more. Yeah.

[Jordan]

That when she go from. She tried this switching on her legs, and you see them got them cat mother poking out like a motherfucker. Like that sound great. 12 years old, I play middle school ball. I'm a rough ass nigga. I'm in the hood.

[Trey]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

She like, okay, cool. Let's go from that to.

[Trey]

I'm just talking about you gonna be a dumb motherfucker.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah, you gonna be a dumb motherfucker.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

That hurt worse, you know, squishing for your mama.

[Trey]

They start talking about your Karen. Are you the type of that just gonna think you gonna laugh your way through life?

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Oh, all right. I see what you in. You a clown. So I'm raising a clown so I don't need to worry about no putting no money up for college. You gonna be living in a tent. You gonna be putting on a show. You gonna be a part of a circle. I'm like, man, this some bullshit, man. Oh, smartest, smartest. Oh, smart, smartest. She started talking to people that ain't there. He the smartest person I know.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Smartest person I know.

[Trey]

Dumb as a motherfucker.

[Jordan]

Oh, no.2017.

[Lou Young]

Then they talk shit about you at the next family function.

[Trey]

Hey, hey, tell them what you did.

[Lou Young]

Tell them what you did. No, no, no, mister. Mister, I'm cussing teachers out. No, hey, come here.

[Trey]

Come here. Oh, no, no. Y' all talk to Mr. Skip class.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, he so.

[Trey]

God, yeah. He's so grown, he don't even gotta go to class.

[Jordan]

Your family make you feel so bad? For real, him new shoes on, new clothes.

[Trey]

Him not by me. The way you just bought the PlayStation.

[Lou Young]

Not everybody look, you just sitting there eating a Hawaiian roll.

[Jordan]

Fuck, man.

[Lou Young]

God damn. Nigga just made a fresh Hawaiian roll.

[Trey]

Nigga eat a raw mouthful of bread.

[Jordan]

You got.

[Lou Young]

Nigga got that cheese stuff.

[Jordan]

I mean, like, nigga about to be like this now.

[Trey]

Hey, look, no, no, no. Did what they do, they be like, I mean, what's going on, man, you know? Nah, nah, nah, speak up. Cause he got so much saying.

[Lou Young]

No, no, he. They say they can't tell him.

[Jordan]

He won't be quiet.

[Trey]

Matter of fact, do what you did.

[Jordan]

Do what you did, Mr. Funny Man.

[Trey]

No, tell me what was so funny. Tell the joke that you taught everywhere. I'm like, mama, look, my mama did this to me.

[Jordan]

Mom, what the fuck?

[Trey]

Tell the joke. You tell everybody. You remember little bro, fifth grade, fifth grade, fifth grade, we at my grandma ho. She's like, you watching all that res. You remember suck it. You remember suck it? Tell everybody about to suck it. Tell your grandma about to suck it. Oh, yeah, what the fuck would I tell grandma that?

[Jordan]

This is why you think about fuck.

[Trey]

What this a joke between me and 10, 10 year olds. What the fuck that got to do

[Jordan]

with my grandma suck?

[Trey]

What are you sucking, man? Then your grandma get in line. You know, I had a vision about. I had a dream the other night. I seen you in that window smoking. I said, man, I damn sure was out my window smoking. I say, man, you seen man, you seen me doing that shit. You think now it's between now God done filled you in.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the sky chief talked to you. Hey, shut the fuck up, bro. I remember my nana, bro. My nana, my nana called us. We were like, we were young.

[Trey]

Shut the fuck up, Grandma. You don't know if you be in college.

[Jordan]

I ain't saying shit to you. Look, you12 field now

[Lou Young]

be lying Sunday

[Trey]

to Saturday pack you, you gonna fold that and don't skip Tuesday. And I just brought you some insulin, Grandma. Stop that shit, man.

[Jordan]

Real shit.

[Trey]

Grandma, you like.

[Jordan]

Chill out man, before I tell God what you bout your ass.

[Trey]

Before we talk about.

[Lou Young]

You ain't supposed to.

[Jordan]

You playing the fuck out that number.

[Trey]

And you ain't supposed to be eating biscuits and molasses.

[Lou Young]

Come on, man.

[Trey]

But I ain'

[Lou Young]

and I ain't gonna

[Trey]

tell mom you ate me for a cigarette. I ain't gonna tell nobody you ate me for a cigarette. I ain't gonna tell nobody.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, Nana, I just saw you make

[Trey]

a fresh bowl of hooch.

[Lou Young]

You're not supposed to be drinking.

[Trey]

What are we talking about?

[Lou Young]

You just spiked the goddamn punch I saw you.

[Trey]

What are you talking about?

[Jordan]

With your Turk dress on.

[Trey]

And you ain't even supposed to be. I ain't gonna tell. I ain't gonna tell Mommy you was up there swiping that Mason card again. I ain't gonna tell her.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah, we got my grandma. Grandma, we got a lot of about. You only told her you bought me

[Lou Young]

a little nugget, man.

[Trey]

How your grandma do, though? See, your mama. Your mama gonna buy some for herself. Won't buy you nothing diamond for now.

[Lou Young]

Woo.

[Trey]

Who's gonna hit Miami? Your grandma. Grandma got the gang so up.

[Lou Young]

Come on.

[Trey]

What's them pants? Them Jabo. What's that call that? It's a French name. I said the Jabot's grandma. How many?

[Jordan]

How much?

[Trey]

What? Where they sell them at? They sell them in Macy's.

[Jordan]

A French name.

[Trey]

We go right. We go right to the Macy's right there.

[Jordan]

Green bra.

[Trey]

Green bra. We go right up to the man, just go grab you some of them jabwas.

[Jordan]

That's my French.

[Trey]

And then look how I did my auntie. My auntie Grace and my grandma, they. They. They sisters, but they damn, their best friend, they doing. She.

[Jordan]

She.

[Trey]

She ain't supposed to be in there. Cause her husband Hardy. Hardy don't know you in here swiping the Macy card. My mama don't know you in here. Cause my mama paid the Macy bill. I say I'm listening to him talk, that I got my headphones in, but I'm hustling. Yeah, Grace come pick up. We ain't gonna get nothing too crazy. Yeah, we ain't gonna go too crazy. Man, don't tell. Don't say to Hardy. I don't feel like hearing Hardy, man. Yeah, I'm in the backyard backseat soak all this up. Oh, yeah. So when we get up there, I'm like, y' all better buy me something. I know, I know. Cause I'm only over here cause I'm in trouble.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, thanks.

[Trey]

Like, my sister got a softball tournament. I don't wanna go. But Mama like shit. You ain't staying in the house, smoke weed all day at my motherfucking house. You going to your grandma house.

[Jordan]

Okay, cool.

[Trey]

You don't understand. I'm good over there.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

I'm gonna eat three square meals over there, motherfucker. All I gotta do is help rearrange the china cabinet, clean up the living room. I'm good, man. And you can't sleep past salmon. That motherfucker.

[Jordan]

That's what's up.

[Trey]

Why? Yeah, so you might as well go to bed. If the sun up you up.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah. What? But look.

[Jordan]

Pine size bleach, fabulous on the stove, extra crispy.

[Trey]

But listen, n bit with a miss

[Jordan]

of bacon in that.

[Trey]

But it's a good piece of bacon in that. 6am the bacon cook.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

That wake you up? You ain't got to.

[Lou Young]

I ain't going to lie to you. I used. I used to. I. I was up before the bacon, you know, Bacon coming come down. Yeah.

[Trey]

And. And you come? I come Monday morning, I'm flexing on my mama. Ncd Grandma got me these.

[Lou Young]

Oh yeah.

[Jordan]

Grandma Bobby D right here.

[Trey]

You remember you said it was too expensive? Grandma bought me some hoodies and some shoe. And she bought me some white for U.S. 289. You want to go live over there? You gotta live on my little king right now. You gotta live on right now.

[Jordan]

My mama get on four. None of that, dude.

[Trey]

You sleep on a futon the rest of your life. God damn. Yeah. Now you talk shit about grandma. Yeah.

[Lou Young]

Like what you talking about?

[Jordan]

About.

[Trey]

It's your mama.

[Jordan]

Oh, God. Really hate my grandma on the farm. Aiken, South Carolina. So. Aiken, South Carolina.

[Trey]

Grandma, Grandma got something.

[Jordan]

So when we go visit grandma, you know, Grandma used to go get the food from the goddamn backyard.

[Lou Young]

Freshly growth egg.

[Trey]

Oh, farm the table. Yeah.

[Jordan]

Now. Now.

[Trey]

Fresh.

[Jordan]

I haven't seen us. I haven't seen grandma and granddaddy slaughter no hog. But I knew we had h. I don't think granddaddy grandma showed her that at the early days. I don't know. Might have blood.

[Lou Young]

How the they pop them for sure.

[Jordan]

I know, but we. Dad. My granddad had the old machine. He built his own. My granddad. My granddad built all this on your property. So he got. He had the old goddamn. But when you can hold a hog by itself, let it drain. But he built them over himself. So come morning come kind of weekend morning. Grandma go in the backyard, get him egg. She go get some of that goddamn cab. Some of them. That cabbage, tomato. Now I don't know what. I don't know where the meat came from. The motherfucker was seasoned. I don't know. Motherfucker came from the backyard or the grocery store. It didn't really matter. Or the neighbor.

[Lou Young]

They know a nigga who shoot motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? And they know a nigga who really slaughter this shit. He got that new shit.

[Trey]

They know a butcher. They know a real butcher.

[Lou Young]

There you go.

[Jordan]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Trey]

My dad know man, my dad know the hog, man, in North Carolina, this come over the house with a bag of fat. Just start throwing the fat in the. And making skins. They making skins right there. They got the grill going, and they got a whole big ass crock pot full of grease. And they just cutting skins, real skins right down the spot like the ones you about to stuff. But them jumbo as the real joint. And then I'm telling my dad, I'm like, nigga, when you just talking about your cholesterol and your heart. Oh, man, that little skin nigga hit you with that.

[Lou Young]

Look, skin ain't gonna hurt nobody.

[Trey]

I mean, I grew up all day. I ate skin since I'm five years old.

[Jordan]

She ain't hurt like hell.

[Trey]

Yeah, that's why you got that problem.

[Lou Young]

Nigga hit you with that motherfucker burp stanking him, bitch.

[Trey]

Excuse me. You can smell that something dying inside

[Lou Young]

that and probably got a little ginger ale Pepsi with that mother.

[Trey]

And doing nothing but drinking cold beer. Cold beer burnt.

[Lou Young]

Smell like a bag of nickels.

[Trey]

Hey, look, man, rough. Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to y' all about this. We ain't got enough. We just. We'll do this for two hours.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The camera.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. Hey. Hey. We on the show, ain't it?

[Trey]

We've been recording.

[Lou Young]

We did.

[Trey]

I mean, the Lou Yard show, man, they hill.

[Jordan]

I ain't know. The camera

[Lou Young]

just chilling.

[Jordan]

Hey, I thought I just pulled up. We an hour in, y'. All, Boy, pull up. See, we even got down smoke

[Trey]

on the real.

[Jordan]

My boy say pull up, so I pull up.

[Trey]

Look, how did y' all start working together? Cause y' all chemistry is crazy, Lou. You always been. You been killing y'.

[Lou Young]

All.

[Trey]

You got your lane. You had your own lane. But what made y' all bring it together? Cause y' all chemistry is insane.

[Lou Young]

Shit.

[Jordan]

Do tell, do tell.

[Lou Young]

I basically. So, you know, it's like a. Like, we done did some, like, skits and shit prior to me even doing the podcast and stuff.

[Jordan]

Facts.

[Lou Young]

So that was probably like, 2020.

[Trey]

When.

[Lou Young]

Hey, what year was that? When the. When the. When the Alabama. The boat. When the.

[Trey]

Through the chair brought that 2023.

[Lou Young]

Okay. So we reenacted some from that.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah.

[Lou Young]

I said, well, we met 2022, though.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Yeah, we met two.

[Trey]

Two.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shout out to Jalen Ramsey. Yeah. And the Rams. And at the time, they want to Both. Yeah. Fresh off. So it had, like a celebrity flag football game. Now we knew each other, you know, we never met each other. So we shit. We get off the goddamn. We getting ready to go. And it was instantly. We just started cutting up.

[Jordan]

Pull up to the restaurant.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

Cause you got it a little later.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, I did. Yeah, I got it. Yeah.

[Jordan]

Late.

[Lou Young]

I was late. Yep.

[Jordan]

And I think Jalen, like. Cause I think. Cause we rolled to the restaurant. I rode with Jaylen and the G wagon.

[Trey]

I ain't never rode a G wagon.

[Jordan]

I didn't even know when you turn the seat, hug you.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah. Stage no.

[Trey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lou Young]

For sure. That motherfucker back off every seat in there as soon as you turn it. Stay close.

[Jordan]

It closer. It close. I say. I say down.

[Lou Young]

Okay.

[Trey]

Safety feature. Yeah.

[Jordan]

I say. Damn, J.

[Trey]

That's all right. Right there. You tell me.

[Jordan]

Tight shit.

[Trey]

You tell me.

[Jordan]

Don't tell me.

[Lou Young]

You tell me. Hey, a grown man acting like that.

[Trey]

Clip. When I seen that clip, you said, that's a dangerous nigga right there.

[Lou Young]

Boy say he grown, Maggie. Like that.

[Jordan]

Tell me. Tell me.

[Lou Young]

Acting like that Shit. So look,

[Trey]

he's like, you tell me.

[Lou Young]

I want to say I was rookie year, too.

[Jordan]

He definitely was rookie year.

[Lou Young]

He popped in straight from Florida, black man. Hey, so baby. Baby braids.

[Jordan]

Baby braids back then used to go tipping.

[Trey]

Hey, them type, right? You can't even do this. Okay. It might pull them out.

[Lou Young]

Hey, you know. You know the first to have baby braids and then get Joan on Damon style. No, genuine, genuine, genuine braids stopped up here.

[Trey]

This is what happened when you were sex symbol, though.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

You can do whatever you want.

[Lou Young]

Then they go on Jawan, man.

[Jordan]

They don't say it's new.

[Lou Young]

What that.

[Trey]

Anywho,

[Lou Young]

we did, like, I say that. And then just stay in contact from there. And then we did a reenactment of, like, the Alabama shit, and we was shooting all day. All day from sun up down to sun up.

[Jordan]

Fun, though.

[Lou Young]

Just click. Everybody love, like, all love. And then. Let me see you did some more shit. And then I was like, I want him. Have him on the show as a guest. As a guest. Yeah. So that was 20, 26.

[Trey]

Cause how long you been having the pod?

[Lou Young]

I would say.

[Trey]

Cause you got seasons.

[Lou Young]

This is season three. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But season two, it was like a reconstruction type shit.

[Trey]

Yeah, you was trying to.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, trying to. You know, you trying to find studios. A lot of adversity.

[Trey]

All good.

[Lou Young]

Then obviously, in that. In the midst of that, had Trey on, he came and niggas was just.

[Trey]

I don't know what it is, bro. It's like, y' all got down. Y' all become one unit.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Hey, even when I first met you, when I first met the nigga, right? Restaurant. We went outside.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

First thing we both do was my boy.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Mind you, we've been following each other. So I seen the content, seen my. My. My content. We might come in these, like, wait tight, you know, Funny. Hell, wait, yeah. Boom.

[Lou Young]

That.

[Jordan]

I ain't never, never never met him. First thing was. First thing was like, my boy, he like, you know, anytime you meet. You went to school in sixth grade. Yeah, it's your man.

[Lou Young]

You ain't seen him in.

[Jordan]

Man, you ain't seen N in 20 years. But the first moment in your head, some shit y' all did. Football and sixth grade, throw him up. Eating more like my boy type that.

[Trey]

That be the thing, though. Like, when you see a. That you never met before and you be happy to see him, that how you know? Like, it's something. It's something.

[Lou Young]

Like I said, we ain't. We ain't grow up together, man. This. That we. It wasn't no, hey, man, I want y' all to meet this, that. It just. It was genuinely. Just authentic.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

And like, you a player, too, mentally. Yeah, like something when you. When you around niggas who kind of. I ain't saying think like you, but they. They self, bro. Like, no matter who around or don't. You know. You know, it don't matter who around home is him.

[Trey]

Like, this is Lou.

[Jordan]

Don't matter who's around. He don't give a. It's the big dogs or the who's look up to him. Like he treat everybody. How they going. Yeah, it's him. So I like, yeah. You know how you could peek that.

[Trey]

Like, I really wanted to.

[Jordan]

That boy's a real naked.

[Lou Young]

So then I.

[Jordan]

You don't know. For real. Like, so.

[Lou Young]

So, like, I was just like. It's not like. It's like. You know how some niggas be like. Like. Like you say, even in all these spaces, the entertainment, podcast, whatever, rapper, singer, whatever. It like, motherfuas could act like they don't know that it's folks talented. Or try to act like they blind to it. Cause they, like, obviously competitive or whatever. That's beautiful. Like, I come from sports, so it's competitiveness. That's how you build a good team, nigga. Everybody competing. So it's. But it's like when niggas, like, try to, like, get. I don't know. It's like it become the competitiveness, become A little bit of hate, or it become hating, and then you, like, indirectly shading or acting like you don't see. Nigga, come on, man. Everybody on their phone. My daddy. My daddy don't even do social media, but he on his goddamn phone.

[Trey]

Listen, bro, tell me.

[Jordan]

That's a fact.

[Trey]

They'll tell me. Oh, man. My. My mama or my daddy put me onto your show. So I know you see this. You've been seeing it.

[Jordan]

Don't.

[Lou Young]

So that's what I'm saying.

[Jordan]

Old folks. Jake off Android.

[Lou Young]

Come on, bro.

[Trey]

Catch old person on earphone like this. Come on, bro.

[Jordan]

How they swipe up.

[Lou Young]

Oh, and literally, that'll be opening, motherfucker.

[Trey]

Hey, come here.

[Lou Young]

Come here.

[Jordan]

He speaking that up.

[Trey]

Look at this. And you can't say no. And then. Don't let them go on a trip, man. Let me show you these pictures now. I'm gonna be here 30 minutes now. You don't understand the picture. Don't do it no justice.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, this is beautiful. This hit me with a goddamn FaceTime. Just showing the view. You see?

[Trey]

Look, every time they try to show your view, they got bad connection. They should be blurring.

[Lou Young]

You don't see me, though. They should have got. Yeah, them trees back there, too.

[Jordan]

Hey, that's the video. That's one of the videos you gave. I think I was. I think I was watching you do this fucking video.

[Lou Young]

So. So look. So I said, why the fuck.

[Jordan]

Why the hell, nigga? Louis.

[Lou Young]

It was just like a. It's like a. You know, just real recognized, real type shit. And then it's like, I'm a fan of people, even me, doing what I'm doing.

[Trey]

So I'm not.

[Lou Young]

And I don't. It's no ego for me to be like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, my baby mama put you. Put me, nigga. My baby mama put me on shit. I been seeing y'.

[Trey]

All.

[Jordan]

I fuck with it.

[Trey]

I've been watching it. It ain't that hard to say feel me.

[Lou Young]

And I just like to. That's just me.

[Jordan]

So that's player. Like I say, player mentality.

[Lou Young]

So when.

[Trey]

Yeah. Cause our episode did well. And it's like, I think people will try to put me in a box cause of what they see online. Cause 9 times out of 10, they do see it. They see the intellect. They see the politics. They don't see the funny side where me and this nigga just cutting up. So when I come with y' all and we just cutting up, and it's a good time.

[Lou Young]

But that shit.

[Trey]

But y' all chemistry so crazy that you all be gassing each other up where it's like. It's building the joke the whole way. I wanted to commend y' all on that, too, because I ain't be knowing this shit.

[Jordan]

It should be some genuine.

[Lou Young]

We don't plan that shit.

[Trey]

You could tell, bro. I know. Because of how me and him get out.

[Lou Young]

We finished the episode, nigga. Like, I ain't gonna lie. Like, I say season two. I was like, man, in my head, I was like, bro, man, fuck this podcast shit. Cause, like, I was only doing it. Cause my team said, dude, I'm like, nigga, y' all ain't helping with shit. So I was like, you know what? I'm finna. I ain't gonna quit shit, but I'm gonna lock the fuck in. But I want the right folks around me. So then we get Mila behind the scene.

[Trey]

Shout out to you.

[Lou Young]

You feel me? And I hit Trey. I said, look, bro, I don't know your schedule, but I work around your shit. I know you busy, but. Hey, bro, I think we can really. You know what I'm saying? I just know how he is.

[Jordan]

Let me know the dates and the time. I'm there.

[Trey]

No, it just. It makes perfect. Yeah. Even. It's about. It's about the balance that y' all bring, too, because y'. All. Y' all bring the funny, but y' all also give y' all guests, like, permission to kind of just be silly, bro.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, like.

[Trey]

Like we just come and we just be relaxed. It ain't. I ain't gotta worry about eating, asking me no weird shit. I ain't gotta worry about these niggas trying to railroad me or get no clicks. Y' all do that. That's the same way we operate. It's like, if I fuck with you, it's gonna be something in there that we gonna clip.

[Lou Young]

Come on, man.

[Trey]

That shit just natural.

[Jordan]

Do I feel. That's what I feel. What? The Luyon Show. The Luyon show is about a person coming out and Dana taking your shoes off.

[Trey]

Damn, man. You know, you can relax.

[Jordan]

Get you a couple more deep breath from, like.

[Trey]

Man, we had.

[Lou Young]

What was the girl? Callie. From the Intrusive Thoughts, right?

[Jordan]

Kelly Storm.

[Lou Young]

Callie Storm. Callie Storm, Right? And you would like. We ain't do no Barbara Walters type. All this somber music. And I said, look, that was funny.

[Trey]

Are you stupid? She got kids, bro.

[Lou Young]

Cause it me up, though.

[Trey]

I said. I said. I said, that look crazy. And then you think you went into one of your Characters.

[Lou Young]

You went in your day.

[Jordan]

Me up, man.

[Trey]

Listen. That's what I was gonna say. I wanna commend y', all, though, because a lot of people don't evolve from skits. They don't go. Y' all went into the media space, which make a lot of sense, because with the platform you created, it ain't gonna be hard for you to get certain guests. You know what I'm saying? Like, Space Card really do play a big part in this shit. But to bring him in and not think about no competitive. Just think about the chemistry of the show and what's best for the show. That's why you gonna win. Yeah, for sure. Cause you're thinking about. Okay, this ain't about. It's the New York show. But how do we make it a better show? And how do we make it more inviting for the guests? Like, the guests that come in, they gonna have a good time. The audience watching gonna have a good time. Facts. The addition of you, it done make like the episodes. You just put that bitch on and go, nigga. You just put that bitch on and go. Cause it ain't no telling where y' all gonna go with it. Facts. And that's even today. I had questions. We just go, nigga, you ain't look

[Lou Young]

at that phone yet.

[Trey]

We got chemistry.

[Lou Young]

And it's just a. Like I say, just genuine shit.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

Like I told you when you came, I said, bro, I'm not just. I don't gas. I'm not gassing shit up. Like, I don't watch the fucking news, right? But I watch bro clips.

[Trey]

Oh, God.

[Lou Young]

I get humorous news anchor shit.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

With knowledge. Real shit. And I can. I could. I done took that. And my dad, he talked politics all day. You walking. Walk in the house. They talking about Trump. This boy done went crazy again. You seen him? It's just all around the TVs. He got a Bible passage. He doing Bible study and listening to cnn.

[Trey]

Yeah, Real shit.

[Lou Young]

Same time, nigga. Multitask. But when I come in there, I could be like, man, look at my book, man. Listen to. And he like, okay. You know what I'm saying? So I can blend shit and really meet him where he at. Cause I ain't about to sit there and do the goddamn.

[Trey]

But it give you a part of connection with him. Cause you know, we talking the same shit.

[Lou Young]

Exactly.

[Trey]

And it actually. Men's generations, too, where we find a point of connection. Like a lot of times, throughout generations, we always feel so disconnected, right? So we can find something that connect us man, that's beautiful. Beautiful, bro.

[Jordan]

Like I said before, before we even put the cameras on, I say about the content about y' all podcast, so it like, it remember the thick yellow. But I said for like the thick yellow books, like the. For dummies, he breaks it down for the people who's intellectual. I said that, right?

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Oh, people intellectual. And the like, the people can make money, understand the same concept.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

That's what they call the layman. Like just the everyday person that might not be like, you might not be into politics. It don't mean you can't understand, but it's like you need to say it to me in a way that I understand everybody. Usually intellectual people try to talk above everybody else so they can keep people out or so they could just prove they smart. But vocabulary don't prove shit. For real, Because a lot of people.

[Jordan]

So many big ass words.

[Trey]

But there's a lot of people that's using a lot of big ass words. But if you know what them words mean, you know they ain't saying shit.

[Lou Young]

And why you using all them words in one one sentence? You feel me

[Trey]

around me using out a bigger word? I said, bro, none of them words make sense to go and see you.

[Lou Young]

And see, it ain't nothing like a good, good that's smart. Say socialism, activism, professionalism. Which one you trying to say?

[Trey]

Ass? Which one we going with? Hey, look,

[Lou Young]

hey, hey, hey,

[Trey]

Nothing, Man. Look, my homeboy called me. My homeboy did he be doing that like, he. He from D.C. oh, damn.

[Lou Young]

He from my city.

[Trey]

Yeah. Young nigga named El Cousta. You know Cousteau? He a rapper. He a young, though. He. He a turn.

[Lou Young]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Trey]

He'll call me like. I mean, I'm gonna call Deontay. Y' all ass don't know what y' all talking about. Now explain to these what socialism is.

[Lou Young]

There we go. I don't know what the they talking about, okay?

[Trey]

And I had to call somebody. I know. I know you know what this is. Oh, God. I'll be like, well, y' all sit down and shut the up. I got you. Yeah, I got you. I'll run you through it real quick. But, you know, will try to argue with me. I say, hey, man, he called me bro. Obviously you don't know what you're talking about. So I'm going about my day. Yeah.

[Lou Young]

Are you real? What was that?

[Jordan]

Hey, what was that show?

[Lou Young]

Hey, what was that show? When. God damn it. What's that? And phone a friend who wants to be a Man who want to be me? The real deal, bro.

[Trey]

I'm.

[Lou Young]

If I, if, if I was to get casted tomorrow, I'm a boy. Tell you, man, right now, right now, right now. And how many calls I get too. Okay, so I want both of them. I want both of them.

[Trey]

I want both.

[Jordan]

Oh God, do I get a text? Can I text nigga too? Can I get a text?

[Lou Young]

Matter of fact, I'm gonna save my call.

[Jordan]

Hold on. Hey, twin, it's a big ass 12 in the world.

[Lou Young]

All right, what's the options? Well, okay, B. S B, nigga, duh.

[Jordan]

B, I think we threw that last week, nigga.

[Lou Young]

B Dub, that's the anecdotes.

[Trey]

That's what used to keep me in trou.

[Jordan]

Oh God,

[Lou Young]

this nigga's stupid, bro.

[Trey]

That one used to get me in

[Lou Young]

trouble at school though.

[Jordan]

No one too much.

[Trey]

I just be like, man, this shit easy. My teacher be like, hey, hey, hey. Oh, you can't say that just cause it's easy for you.

[Lou Young]

That's easy for you.

[Trey]

I be like, yeah, they stupid.

[Jordan]

They don't.

[Lou Young]

But why would teachers do that?

[Trey]

Classity people.

[Jordan]

Is it self taught? Is it self taught or just mom and daddy?

[Trey]

I always tell people I grew up with parents that like, they not gonna give you no answers, okay? They're gonna make you go find the answer. And then we grew up in an encyclopedia house. So in my living room, it's always this big ass bookshelf and the last two rows of the bookshelf is all encyclopedias, A to Z. So if you ask your mama, if I ask my mama a question, if it's about words, she'll be like, go find the dictionary and find out what it mean. But if it's about like certain information, she'd be like, oh, you find that encyclopedia. And then so you just in there, time you done found out what you.

[Jordan]

Like you don't got 20 new.

[Trey]

Yeah, by the time you done found what you was looking for, you like, oh, this is interesting too. So I'm. And I just like, I know a lot about a lot. I be interested in shit fast. And so then like a bring up a random conversation and I know mad shit about it. They be like, how the you know that being in an encyclopedia.

[Jordan]

So what is the goal though? Like, is it like when you learning

[Trey]

all this shit, right?

[Jordan]

Like, what is your. Like what is the goal to. It is like when this conversation is taught up, I want to know what I'm saying.

[Trey]

Or is it like I always been very opinionated so my mama was like a person like you that got something to say about everything. Need to know a lot because you gonna come across, she says, like your natural wit, your natural charisma, it could take you far, but you're gonna run into somebody that know what the they talking about, and they gonna make you look like a fool. You don't never want to be the person that look like a fool because she said what it could do is everything you didn't say before that, it'll invalidate all of them. So now just be like, oh, this a liar.

[Lou Young]

All right.

[Trey]

This don't know what the he talking about for real. And then you. If that's a hard hump to get over.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Lou Young]

Just off of one, One, One incorrect thing.

[Trey]

Well, not only that, but just coming into a. That really knows. So when I'm in a room with people that, let's say they. They area of expertise is politics, like, that's all they know and talk about. I'll let them just go ahead and like, oh. Cause it. What? You know, if I could chime in, I will. But I don't try to speak like an expert among experts. Damn. That's where you fuck up at.

[Jordan]

I heard that too.

[Trey]

What though?

[Jordan]

I heard that.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, that's it. Because that's when motherfuckers just be like, who brought Buddy?

[Trey]

Yeah, what's up with cuz? Yeah, like, yo, like, we had the astrophysicist on the show. I'm not finna sit here and try to tell this nigga about the universe. This Nigga got a PhD in astrophysics.

[Lou Young]

If anything, I'm gonna ask some questions.

[Trey]

I'm asking these nigga. Boo boo. All I'm doing is asking. Asking questions. Yeah, I want to know. But I think the thing is, is, like, I get excited when I learn something new. I get excited when I get introduced to new information. Because then it's like, oh, if. If this one thing is something I didn't know, that everything connected to that, I want to know about it too. And then I just go down rabbit holes. So like anything, anything. Like when I learned you, then I get to the root of. To the root of stuff. I want to get to the root of. I want to get to the cause of things.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

I don't want to know what the effects are. I want to know why. I want to know. I want to know. I like to get to the root of the problem or the root of the information.

[Jordan]

Because once you get to the root, then I can goddamn know what really what going on?

[Trey]

If you know, if you know what started something, then you can down there predict how it's going to. Because there's so much information connected to it. And then one, you know, that's another thing too about how my brain work. One thing is connected to the next thing. So once I learned everything about these, it's like, well, but that's also got something to do with this. I want to know everything about that. I get excited when I get new information. Like if I watch a documentary, let's say, let's say, okay, this is how my mind work. Let's say I watch a documentary. If I really like the documentary, I want to know who made the documentary. Once I find out who made it now I want to go see everything they ever did. So then it just. So not only am I learning more about this person's work, but I'm learning all the things they interested in too. So if they documentary is biopic, like if it's autobiographical, whatever the. I just. That word up. But if they.

[Lou Young]

I believe. But I think that's right though.

[Trey]

Yeah, if it's a biopic, whatever the case may be, if it's about this one person, what made them want to do the documentary on them specifically.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Then you go look at the other work and you start to see, oh, all the people they're interested in is connected in one way or another. And I be. That's what I'd be interested in. I like to find a connection.

[Lou Young]

So you've seen that new Michael Jackson one?

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you seen that one? Oh yeah, I watched it.

[Trey]

It. I like it.

[Lou Young]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Oh no, the new, the new. The case. The new documentary. Yeah, I ain't watching yet.

[Jordan]

The case one about the case, man.

[Trey]

Yes, bro.

[Lou Young]

Mike. I ain't gonna lie, Mike. Funny as hell. Cause like,

[Trey]

look at the fish.

[Lou Young]

This nigga said. This nigga said. He said, what that boy say? Cause you remember this, that one interview when we were kids or pro. Yeah, we probably were kids and they went through Never Never Land. So like, you know, our parents, our adults, you know, they would talk about that wherever we would be at. But I remember it like there was like that English, English and going through. They was going, he was buying big ass chandeliers. And I never.

[Jordan]

I remember that 250,000.

[Lou Young]

So I want that one. So they, so they showing, they showing that. Those old clips in this and talking to that dude, right. All these years later and I never, I forgot about the little like in that old shit, nigga. Mike said. He said, hold on, let me show you something. Cured a kid from cancer. This nigga Pulled this nigga out the dungeon, man.

[Jordan]

The fuck.

[Lou Young]

Where was this little nigga at? This nigga came out of nowhere.

[Trey]

The man shot Mike.

[Jordan]

That did come out of nowhere, did it, Lou?

[Trey]

Let me get some of that.

[Lou Young]

What he say, Louis? He said, let me show you something. Just cured a kid from cancer, man. What the. Camera. He said, cancer?

[Trey]

Then he said, walk right in.

[Lou Young]

I said, mike is crazy.

[Trey]

They was. They was interviewing Mike. They say. They said, mike, man, what do you love most about touring? He said, I hate touring.

[Jordan]

I hate it.

[Trey]

I hate it. Fucking dick, man. Come on, man. You can't say that. He said. They said, all right, let's do part two. Oh, I just absolutely love it.

[Jordan]

Mike is a bro.

[Lou Young]

Let's be real, bro. Mike is from Gary, Indiana.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

I be feeling like people be forgetting origins.

[Trey]

Forget this daddy, bro.

[Lou Young]

Who?

[Trey]

His daddy is Joe.

[Jordan]

Crazy motherfucker.

[Trey]

Look, I'm gonna tell you how funny social media is. It's a little boy. He was with his mom and mama, playing the piano. He's singing, but why they start. The little boy, 12 years old, 13, he's singing his ass off. He sing. I mean, pitch perfect. Why they flooding the comments with Joe Jackson face talking about, yeah, we gotta get him. No, no, no impact, though. But Joe Jackson, he gonna make you a star.

[Jordan]

It's on me.

[Lou Young]

Fucking right.

[Trey]

It ain't gonna be so many motherfuckers. It ain't gonna be an easy road to start him. But you gonna be a star.

[Jordan]

You gonna be a star.

[Trey]

I wanted to ask y', all, you

[Jordan]

might get your ass beat the fuck up, but you better be a star.

[Trey]

All y', all the characters that you. That you do, the skits, you pull all these from people that you feel like, you know in real life.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Especially like, the uncle. Like the uncle.

[Lou Young]

Like, I was. Yeah. Like, even. I mean, now, like, I'm just expanding with different shit.

[Trey]

But, like, that Young was so funny.

[Lou Young]

The Y N is just like the YN come from a. This. He was my. We played Little League football together. But he was the first. Probably the first to have, like, that I seen go through the real doodle braid

[Trey]

era.

[Lou Young]

Like, the process. The doodle braid process. Right?

[Jordan]

They were doodles.

[Trey]

So funny.

[Lou Young]

And you couldn't tell this nothing with them dude. With them, like, I mean, he would shake the dreads and they.

[Trey]

This little.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, to the neck fell off.

[Trey]

It ain't a Nick Bruh I hate a nigga. As soon as you can get a little shake on your motherfucker, them niggas don't stop moving their head.

[Lou Young]

So I. So he was so like, his name. That was a boy. His name was Boy Dante. But so that's. That come from, like, that Y. N. That come from that D.C. baltimore mixing that. Then, like, the Uncle Charlie. That's that. I mean, that's. I got an uncle named Charlie. You know what I'm saying? He still wear Bluetooth to this day? Yeah, no, he still got one. They has upgraded, but I mean, literally has a Bluetooth steel. Yeah, to this day. Some days he Muslim, some days he not a truck.

[Trey]

No, but look, all. All is gonna wear the. The phone on their hip. And they. Yep.

[Lou Young]

He still no talk to me. No, literally, he's still breaking up.

[Trey]

You're breaking up, bro.

[Lou Young]

He still got that.

[Trey]

No, that should be. Bro. Listen, the reason why your characters, man, it's so funny because it's like you have everything about them, down to the T day, mannerisms, even. Even a cadence. Like when you fact come here.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

That. You be having that down to a T. That's the same thing. Trey, probably the only person that I never judged for, like, doing girl characters. Cause you don't do the most.

[Jordan]

For sure.

[Trey]

You do it exactly how they. This is exactly how they eat.

[Lou Young]

Can I say. Can I say that was what made me. Cause I was like, he done other things, but the way that he did Trainisha.

[Trey]

Yes.

[Lou Young]

That he does trade. He should say is like. It's not like, overbearing.

[Trey]

It's literally he not putting too extra on it. This is exactly how it is.

[Lou Young]

It's almost like how Eddie Murphy would do the women in his family. Norbit, the Clumps, Even how Martin did Big mama. Yeah. Or his mama. And the fucking. Yeah. The Shanaynae. Him making fun of him. He make fun of his sister. Yeah, yeah. That he grew up with every day.

[Trey]

That'd be the thing about y' all characters in. In general. It's like. Especially when. When it come to yours, it's because it's like, I know Atlanta for sure. So you. You got that so down to a T. It's like, damn, bro.

[Lou Young]

Like this.

[Trey]

Damn. That ain't fair. You got the nigga every. You got every. Every way that the N move nigga think. Even how nigga react to shit. It's like you got this shit down to the teeth. And same thing with your character. It's like, I know these people, bro. That's what it get outside of where it's like, these ain't just skits anymore. Like, this how we actually interact. Like, we'll make fun of our. Like when we little kids and we making fun of our uncle, we making fun of our auntie. Like, everybody got an auntie that got a mustache. You know what I'm saying?

[Lou Young]

And she don't line that bitch up for nothing.

[Trey]

Don't line it up at all.

[Lou Young]

She don't shave it or nothing.

[Trey]

But then. But then you. Hey, look, but y', all, I'm that grew up. Like, when your grandma. You go to your grandma house, you got to pull. You got to get some tweezers, pull some off, pull some of her chin hell. That's love. Yeah. This a bonding moment for me and my grandma.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

Joel Osteen. We already know Grandma. Love three white.

[Jordan]

Who. Who they is?

[Trey]

John F. Kennedy, Joel Osteen and Jesus. They like the Jesus. They like the white Jesus. Now, my grandma had the black Jesus with the locks in the house, too, but white Jesus was right there close by, and he looking at you. Everything you do in the house, you

[Lou Young]

and everything,

[Trey]

you in a motherfucking jacket off. Jesus, I'm talking about,

[Lou Young]

Man.

[Trey]

Jesus, come on, nose that, man. Oh, for God. So love the world that he gave us all you in that jerk. Hey, look, you know your grandma. You know your grandma only got, like, two types of lotion in that. She the guy that watery. The Jergens. The water.

[Lou Young]

It's watery.

[Trey]

The sss. Skin so soft. That just. Bottle of water. You around.

[Lou Young]

Wait, what was that? What? Yeah, what was that lotion? That lotion that turned into damn near, like, water.

[Jordan]

Brown top.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Oh, that cocoa butter.

[Lou Young]

The fake cocoa butter. That's it.

[Trey]

That yellow bottle. Put that yellow bottle, brown top, that shit down there.

[Jordan]

Water. Put that on the summertime, your ass

[Trey]

gonna turn into a damn slipping slide.

[Jordan]

Hey, put that. Sit down in this, man.

[Trey]

Look, a nigga can't grab you.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, it look like you gotta start cooking.

[Trey]

You go outside. Well, I'm telling you. Well, I'm telling you. But you want to tan, throw some of that shit on.

[Lou Young]

Try to. Try to yak that with that lotion, man.

[Trey]

Listen, bro. Listen. All day, you be at your grandma house, you about 15, 16. You know, you. You don't want to. You can't. You can't. You don't want to do your business in her room. Cause you don't got no freedom over there. So she could walk in this at any time. So you got to Go in the bathroom, you the back around the bathroom and get a Japanese cherry blossom burn your dick up.

[Jordan]

Why? You remember that?

[Trey]

Japanese cherry burn your dick up.

[Lou Young]

Oh yeah, you would have been extra stinky. No spices. No real deal spices.

[Trey]

You all right?

[Lou Young]

No more.

[Trey]

You all right? I'm good, I'm good. Grandma said you got std.

[Jordan]

Look at that check. Look at that check. Okay, so all broccoli and ginger ale got.

[Trey]

Man, look now look.

[Jordan]

Soft in the cracker, little bit of nice.

[Trey]

Look, man, if your grandma tell you to sit down.

[Lou Young]

And the generic version too. One of them goddamn equates.

[Trey]

I come from a house where my grandma cut your bubble,

[Lou Young]

you know what I'm talking about?

[Trey]

Something wrong with you, man, when they

[Lou Young]

got there orange, it'd be like a greater than, less than.

[Trey]

Look, I come from a country ass household. When you walk in a. It's a bowl of pecans on the table. See what I'm saying? And get what they ain't bought, they ain't about. They got that from a. On the corner.

[Jordan]

Them picked.

[Trey]

They, they picked.

[Lou Young]

They real good too.

[Trey]

It might be your uncle brought a bag of pecans over.

[Jordan]

A big ass Kroger bag of them, bro.

[Trey]

A whole fishnet bag full of pecans. But your grandma ever tell you to sit down at your table? She finna get her license lesson. I'm like, look now, I told you about fucking with little fast tail ass girls.

[Jordan]

They going with the girl route.

[Trey]

They automatically. They go straight girl route automatically. The girl's fast.

[Jordan]

Like I'm.

[Trey]

I really. No, grandma, I'm gone too. It's me, I'm gone.

[Lou Young]

No, but then she. No, but my nana, she. Cause she had all boys, so like she extra protective. She was extra protective of the boys and the men in the family. So when she had nothing but grandsons. You feel me?

[Trey]

Oh yeah.

[Lou Young]

Overly like my older cousin hit other, other colors than me and my brother overly so. It's like now they had to get my boys. Yeah. That is, you can't do no wrong, bro. They had to get my boys tight.

[Trey]

Yeah, man. You're not the only athlete in your family, huh? You're not the only athlete what in your family to like make do you got brothers?

[Lou Young]

No, my. Oh my little brother, he passed away. He got killed.

[Trey]

Condolences, brother.

[Lou Young]

Appreciate it. 20, was that 27? 20, 18, 20, 17. He was so I'm six foot. He was six three, about 270. So he had like D1 shit but shot of throw it off a little bit. You know what I mean, but, like, if it ever would have clicked, yeah, he could have did some real damage, like, you know what I'm saying? So. But I was the only one to get up out of there. Yeah. You know, a lot of my, like, now it's like I be hearing like some of my family, they be like, yeah, you know, they kids, they be like, oh, you know my cousin Lou Young. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, but like. Yeah, but the bloodline ain't over there.

[Trey]

For real. Hey, look, man, sometimes it's only one.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Trey]

How was that, though? How did you transition out of. I think a lot of times what you hear about with athletes is that they have a hard time transitioning out of sport. How did you transition from. Cause you went. You went to the pinnacle. You went to the league.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

I think that what most people don't understand is that whether you a hall of Famer or a bench player making it to the league, bro, that's you in the top 1%. You the top of the top, bro, no matter what. Every nigga that you play against is a dog. Every last one of them. It ain't no scrubs in that. They are scrub amongst the literal best in the world.

[Jordan]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Lou Young]

And that's when I really. Cause you know, like when you're a kid. I know for me, like, I used to be like, he don't play, though. And then I. And then like, you know, like NBA player, I was like, he don't play like he on the bench. And I remember my days be like, the last nigga at that bench would get your ass on work.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

I mean, the work business.

[Lou Young]

So like, then going through it.

[Trey]

They all went through the combine like these is the fastest, strongest nigga feeling earth.

[Lou Young]

Like it's something that has to good.

[Trey]

How good the best is. This is better than the absolute best.

[Jordan]

How many players? How many players?

[Trey]

See the.

[Lou Young]

See the.22. No, no. NFL.

[Trey]

NFL on the roster.

[Jordan]

Basket. Basketball.

[Lou Young]

Oh, basketball.

[Jordan]

50 something.

[Trey]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Basketball might be like 15.

[Lou Young]

No, basketball.

[Jordan]

15 overall.

[Lou Young]

Like 15.

[Jordan]

I'm saying, like, overall in the whole league. It's probably. What?

[Lou Young]

What?

[Trey]

300 N. I think it's like 240 spots that I'm trying to tell you. Cause it's 52 teams. No, it's not 52 teams. It's 30 teams and 15 players per team. That's not a lot of people and basketball worldwide. Look, listen, bro.

[Jordan]

They pick niggas from World, niggas.

[Trey]

These is the best country. These the best niggas on earth.

[Lou Young]

And now, and now, and now it's so hard for a nigga in the US of A. Cause it's a nigga from Skoskylvania that's gonna get dragged. It's gonna be three niggas from Russia, a from Switzerland and a from France. They gonna get dragged in the first.

[Trey]

Listen, that was the Spurs. The spurs used to have. They had Ginobili and then they got. Now they got women, yama, but then have. They'll just have like, hey, do Turkle come out the bed.

[Jordan]

Come on, bro.

[Trey]

Come from

[Lou Young]

Smuggle Turkaloo, man.

[Trey]

Had Tracy McGrady on the.

[Lou Young]

So, like, like, when y' all get Tracy.

[Jordan]

When y' all get Tracy.

[Lou Young]

But with the NFL, it's so. It's, it's nastier because, like, you'll see the draft, right? You'll see. Okay, it's was it 250 something picks in the draft. So everybody got drafted. So folks think, oh, he made it, whether he went first round or seventh

[Trey]

round, and that be the fucked up shit too. Niggas forget that. There's more rounds after the first round.

[Lou Young]

No, no, after that.

[Trey]

After the first round, nigga's like, all right, we got all the niggas we want. Nah, bruh, it's seven rounds.

[Lou Young]

It's seven rounds. And then look, draft like I got like an application.

[Trey]

They said the draft like a whole first of all. The draft can take a whole day, nigga.

[Lou Young]

The first. Look, the seven rounds, nigga, in those seven rounds, okay? Them niggas, they. They, you know, only thing they got, they got a guaranteed bonus, signing bonus. Because they was drafted. Them. Some of them might not make the team.

[Trey]

I done seen them might get on and get cut immediately.

[Lou Young]

I done seen a rookie year, like a third, fourth round pick get cut, bro. I'm undrafted.

[Jordan]

I know that shit. Oh, my God.

[Lou Young]

But. But because they dreaded. They might get 200, 100,000 for the sounding bones. But you know, it is what it is. They shit out money in the league.

[Trey]

Yeah, but then they. But then. So you think it's like you'll get cut, but then you just become shop around.

[Lou Young]

Nah, nah. Like, for me, I was an undrafted nigga, so I knew, I knew I was gonna. I was gonna have to scratch and claw.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

For shit. You feel me? Like, I'm not drafted. So, like, once I get. I got cut from Denver, I'm thinking they about to have me on the practice. I didn't know what practice school I was. So they. They telling me we're gonna have your practice squad.

[Trey]

Woo woo woo.

[Lou Young]

I'm like, all right, bet. But then it showed. Next day showed me how cut though. That bitch get quick a. That they drafted. They cut him. He ain't get claimed. But that's. They drafted the. So GMs and shit. They can't. It's like if they fail, they pick. They look crazy. So yeah, we gotta. We gonna have to sign the nigga back. I'm had to fend for myself. So then I'm going to team to team. But I'm not really. They drafted picks, you feel me? So I'm never really like they guy, but I'm like I said, I'm scratching the clone. So I'm making little names. I'm making a little noise. Every stop I go to that why when I got to Carolina, shit, I think on the strength of like Cam being like, hey, bro. Bro, fi. Yeah. Yeah. Like Cam just being like this nigga picking shit off. Yeah. Like, God damn. You feel me? Like, yeah, like so it was just like from that. It was like they. You don't see that in the league like that.

[Trey]

You. You was a part of the team. That was like my last hope for the Panthers.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, that's.

[Trey]

I'm a Panthers fan.

[Lou Young]

It's old.

[Trey]

I grew up in North Carolina.

[Lou Young]

Oh, so. Okay, so you.

[Trey]

I'm Ride or Die.

[Lou Young]

You remember that year? Yes.

[Trey]

Oh, man, I thought, nigga, that dab year. Yes.

[Lou Young]

Oh, my God. Nigga, that's a dabber ranch.

[Trey]

You don't understand how much I was talking, bro. This. This camera bulldozed 20 and yo, let me see.

[Jordan]

Until they can't play the Falcons.

[Trey]

They mad, man.

[Lou Young]

It didn't matter.

[Jordan]

It didn't give a damn.

[Trey]

It didn't matter, bro.

[Lou Young]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Trey]

They played Peyton in the super bowl, bro. I was. I thought we. I thought we was like. I thought that was it. I thought that was our one.

[Lou Young]

I ain't gonna lie to you.

[Jordan]

In camp from the city. So Cam would have won that. The city would have felt that too. It would have been.

[Lou Young]

Atlanta would have went.

[Jordan]

Atlanta would have went insane.

[Lou Young]

The crazy.

[Trey]

But Charlotte would have been on fire.

[Jordan]

Charlo fight. Atlanta was insane.

[Trey]

And that salary cat would have opened.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

Cause what we up at all the time with anything with Cam is that like, yeah, you got Greg Olson, but Benjamin, he's straight. But he one game might not catch. No, no, no, no, no.

[Lou Young]

He might now year one catch everything KB Year one. This is the year before we went to the Super Bowl. So I got there, my rookie. I got there. Me and kb, we were rookies at the same time. But like I say, I'm going team to team. So when I got there, it was towards the end of the season, like probably like five, six weeks left in the season. I'm still practice squad D, nigga, like three, seven and one, right?

[Trey]

Yeah, I want to talk about that.

[Lou Young]

But it was. But they still had a chance, you know, the NFC, NFC south could be shitty, nigga. Go 6, 6 and 4 and go to the playoff and have home field advantage because they won the South. Yo, yo, so real shit.

[Trey]

Like it ain't really nothing, but it's the Panthers, Falcons, the Saints. And the Bucks.

[Jordan]

And the Bucks.

[Trey]

Yeah. So it really ain't shit. And then it used to be that the Bucs was a damn near guarantee. You was gonna.

[Jordan]

Every year I was just made a playoff with. I mean, it made last shot for what, a 9 and 8 record?

[Lou Young]

Some shit like that, some bullshit. It was a three way tie. Damn near fact. So. But KB that year, that rookie year, that N went for a stat rookie season, like KB went.

[Trey]

You know what I'm saying?

[Lou Young]

But then he got. When he got hurt, it kind of

[Trey]

slowed him down and he blew up a little bit when he got hurt.

[Lou Young]

No, I ain't gonna lie to you. If he.

[Trey]

It was a.

[Lou Young]

It was. It was a gift. It was a gift and a curse that he got hurt though, for Cam. Cause I don't think we would have went to the super bowl if like, if he was healthy, like he was number one. Like, it was like him Geo. Him Geo. Like, yeah, that was by him getting hit.

[Trey]

It was automatic, bro.

[Lou Young]

By him getting hurt. Luke Kinkley by him getting hurt. Cam had to really like everybody. Yeah, that other thing was a magician. Yeah.

[Trey]

I was like, oh, that opened the field up for sure.

[Lou Young]

Feel me?

[Trey]

But then there's another thing too about the defense. It's like when that Luke Kikley was. When he healthy, it's like, bruh, I ain't gonna lie, that cracker, he beat shit down your leg, he gonna hit the fuck out you.

[Lou Young]

I'm biased though.

[Trey]

I'm biased though, and I love that shit.

[Lou Young]

I say, outside Ray Lewis, best linebacker I ever seen in my life is Luke Hechley, bruh.

[Trey]

Listen, bro, and I could be biased. I don't even think it's biased. Some white boys just be raw as fuck on him.

[Lou Young]

I ain't never seen a nigga be like, he a middle linebacker. This nigga go like this. Lou, is a slant coming. It's a slant, nigga. I'm playing corner.

[Trey]

He telling him to play. He telling him to play.

[Lou Young]

He know the routes. He know the man. Come on, man. Are we talking about this?

[Trey]

He know it.

[Lou Young]

This pick sick. Some shit super bowl off of just knowing shit that nigga said. Nick came to silent.

[Trey]

I told you

[Lou Young]

What?

[Trey]

Big Mike. Look, my homeboy Jonathan Cooper was on. I think he was on a practice squad, too, for a little bit. Jonathan Cooper, big.

[Lou Young]

What year was this?

[Trey]

I don't know. Cause we graduated 08, so I think he was on practice squad like 15, 16. It wasn't. It was. He went. No, Mike Tober was on the team. Big Toad. I mean, we went. He went to our high school.

[Lou Young]

Big Toad. That's a. You ever seen a big bowling? You ever seen a.

[Trey]

No, that's. That's.

[Lou Young]

Have you ever seen, like a cream cheese stuffed sushi roll?

[Trey]

Yeah, that's him, bro.

[Lou Young]

That big boy.

[Trey]

What?

[Lou Young]

And he. And he a G.

[Trey]

He take us to what you call it, State Championship.

[Lou Young]

He'll run your ass over and hit you with that goddamn.

[Trey]

To play for what you call it, too, then the Ravens. No, no. Okay.

[Lou Young]

He did.

[Trey]

Yeah, he did. Big as, bro. Yeah. Hey, but so how long since you was. When you got out the league?

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Trey]

How long did it take you to transition to doing social media? Because the only other NFL player that I ever seen do skits that I actually enjoyed was Spice.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. So I didn't know he funny as. I didn't know shit about Spice until I, you know, really, really started, like, getting into it. I ain't know Spice played in the league, but I played with Peanut Tillman. So we went super. Me and Peanut got real tight, right? So Peanut and Courtland Finnegan. And so, like, it'd be like, shit. Where media come and obviously I'm like. I say I'm not. I'm not these niggas that's starting. I'm getting. I'm on there. I'm around, but I ain't. I'm not on. I'm a special team, nigga. They like, Luke, bro, tell the media, like, they. So they would be hyping me up to the media and giving me little stories and shit about how I'm like. I'm like, damn near like the class clown in the locker room and shit and fucking around. So I'm still young. I'm a Y. N at this point. So. So fast forward I think now I'm like Arizona Cardinals in like 2018, 2019. And then I got hurt. And then I'm on hour niggas just bored. And, you know, I'm in az, though. So I called my daughter Godfather, my homeboys, and I was like, bro. I like, bro, I'm getting bored, bro. I was like, I want to do my comedy shit. But I've said this type of stuff since I was like seven and they was just. And my agent, Tony Page, but he know me since I was a kid. Like, since I played lil league. He always said he gonna be my agent. Then his son, he's like a cousin to me. So Lil Tony's like, man, Lou needs a dude that's fucking social media. Had like 10,000 followers on social media. Strictly all football. I want them niggas that, like, don't just deactivate the account for the season type shit. I ain't really with the social media because I used to get in trouble with social media. They would be like, this is what you don't do. I cuss a fan out. Yeah. And, yeah, like, tell your wife something like that type shit. You know what I mean?

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

I was real deal crash out. So I was like, okay, cool. But they would always let me do the media shit. My personality. Everybody else ain't really. So should they use me to sell tickets and shit?

[Trey]

Oh, yeah.

[Lou Young]

Then I get suspended for selling my own tickets. Ain't that some shit?

[Trey]

That's some bullshit. At what point was you like? Because I imagine that hanging it up gotta be a hard thing when this been your whole life.

[Lou Young]

I ain't gonna lie in that moment, like in Arizona, I called Uncle Tony.

[Trey]

I said.

[Lou Young]

I said, bro, I'm tired of getting beat up. Like, I'm getting injured, like back to back seasons. I'm like, bro, my body kind of like, I'm annoyed. And I said, I need to vibe. So he was like, just do your thing then. So then I hit up one of my close friends, Tyga. She was like, we know each other since, like, college. She used to always be like, bro, why don't you do the Vine? I'd be like, I'm gonna get in trouble. So I was like, I never did it. She would always be like, you need to do shit. So I called her, I said, look, you got that camera. I ain't know how to edit none of that shit. So she kind of. She ain't really show me, but she showed me. Like, she would. Like, we started doing, like, the. Her mom was like, Lucy do Steve Harvey. I was making fun, like, doing a little impersonation. That's the Steve Harvey shit. So she did it, but she edited it. But I'm watching her. She ain't really be like, hey. She was just kind of like, come over here, and I just was, like, studying.

[Jordan]

And then.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. So I ain't really take.

[Trey]

No.

[Lou Young]

It was like, 20, 19, I'm done. And then I did that AAF shit in Atlanta. The Atlanta Legends niggas still owe us money, too. And, like, they just shut the league down out of nowhere. But I was already steady making my shit after practice. Cool. I'm gonna do some skits.

[Trey]

Boom.

[Lou Young]

Like, I was getting, you know, warming up. And then after that, I did the little. I was in my dad kitchen. We. They shut the league down. These is real deal in tears, like, is grabbing them plat them black trash bags. Like, damn, bro. Like, I was banking on them next checks. Da, da, da, da. I'm like, hey, man, this. I said, bro, this shit feel like Friday Night Lights. I, like, remember Booby had to clean this out, bro. Nigga like, bro, shut the up, Luke. Hey, man, I'm like, I had my bag. I was like, what we gonna do? So I get to the crib, I knocked that shit out. Prop the phone up, bro. So after that, that was up.

[Trey]

It was on. Yeah. Cause then you get. You got nominated for an Image Award and shit, right?

[Lou Young]

Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

[Trey]

Make some noise for that, man.

[Lou Young]

You know what I'm saying? Appreciate it.

[Trey]

That's big, bro.

[Jordan]

That's major.

[Trey]

I'm telling you, this shit, even with us not doing the. It don't matter. Cause to me, anytime I see nigga winning, I'm inspired by this.

[Jordan]

I'm good.

[Trey]

I don't never take the route of, like, what I feel like a nigga deserve and what he don't. That ain't my place. It ain't my place in life to tell nobody what they deserve. And I don't want niggas telling me what I deserve. But I do see niggas win and be like, man, that mean I'm that much closer to this shit. I know this nigga, bro. I can call this nigga. So if he got an Image Award and I call him, I'm next.

[Jordan]

I'm close to it.

[Trey]

I'm getting to that.

[Lou Young]

My favorite thing I say, I'll be like, bro, when I see niggas getting any type of notoriety or opportunity or success, period. I said, bro, don't be hating. Just get motivated.

[Trey]

And what it shows you. Is that also. It shows you that it's super possible and it's closer than you think. Listen, bro, when they announced Kev on stage and deal with Tubi, this what don't understand. I'm in one of them shows.

[Jordan]

So he won, I won.

[Lou Young]

So I've been one of them shows. If they extended this contract, he probably

[Trey]

gonna call me back. Listen, listen.

[Lou Young]

What the fuck are we talking about, nigga, Nigga.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

If Kim on stage winning, I don't give a fuck what's happening. I might got a job for life. I might be good forever. I might be good forever. And I'm show up and do your.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

You show up, you do your.

[Lou Young]

You be a professional and then you don't know who watching that.

[Trey]

Yeah, bruh, it be network, man. Listen, bro, it's a nigga that hit me on the side. He was like, man, I just. He was like, man, you did so great today. I wonder if you interested in doing something else.

[Jordan]

Hell yeah.

[Lou Young]

Come on, bro. I'm interested in doing anything. Like, anything. Like. I always refer back to like.

[Jordan]

Like I want to do anything.

[Lou Young]

Like I said, I appreciate ball though. Like. Cause even though the trend now. I'm not saying it's like that for everybody.

[Trey]

Facts, man. I'm not messing with them now, cuz.

[Lou Young]

Cause it's like. Cause it's like, what happened?

[Trey]

Them are broken. Play them oh them all. But listen, had me over there drinking Incredible Hulk.

[Lou Young]

Now, see, you see ball. No, but it's you. No, no, but really. No, see, ball is really ball with ball half white.

[Trey]

Okay. He got that Irish.

[Jordan]

He got that.

[Trey]

Yeah, he got that Irish.

[Lou Young]

So he.

[Trey]

Them white folk can drink Ball drink. That must have skipped me, cuz. I can't.

[Lou Young]

I.

[Trey]

Listen, bro, I get a little too much. I'm not a That's going to drink you on the table. I'm a drink with you at the table. Ball be like, once we start going under that. I'mma let y' all have ball look at you.

[Lou Young]

And he don't look at you in your eyes. He look at you through them dark ass Ray Ban shades. Yeah. And he just. And you don't know how his eyes look, but he's just smiling. What we doing? But, but, but before football playing, it's some niggas though. And, and, and it's. I. I just hope niggas. Cause I see folks. It's young that's killing they sales. And like that. I be like, God damn.

[Trey]

Man's mental health, man.

[Lou Young]

You know what I'm saying, so I will say, bro, y' all nigga got more of an opportunity to kind of find y' all self now as opposed to like it's some niggas that was a little older than me and they had great careers.

[Trey]

Great careers.

[Lou Young]

But football done now. Yeah.

[Trey]

And they don't know what to do.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, they got some cheese, they got some money. Oh, they have some good money, but they don't know to do with it. So like I done seen like shit where it's like niggas still chasing that, like after the game highlight, when we go to the club. Over. It's no more games left.

[Trey]

It's over. It's over.

[Lou Young]

What we celebrating today?

[Trey]

It's over.

[Lou Young]

Like you didn't have a game winning sack or the game winning interception. So. Nigga, why the fuck are you. Why are you buying? What's all these bottles for? But it's like I, I still got.

[Trey]

It became. It became lifestyle image and you chasing that social high too.

[Lou Young]

See what I'm saying?

[Trey]

It's a social high. I got eight. I got eight bottles in the club, man. That bought six bottles. I want that bought eight.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, he threw 5K.

[Jordan]

I threw.

[Lou Young]

I threw 10. Band, easy.

[Trey]

All right?

[Lou Young]

Easy.

[Trey]

What would he do? Listen, get it back. I'mma talk to you about something too. And then I'mma ask you. I got, I got some stuff for you. I want to know how important is it for you to go from idea to execution. Cause you turn them bitches out quick and they still be fun.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

It don't feel rushed.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Trey]

But the moment something happen, you own it.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. I think with that.

[Trey]

What's that show? What's that show? What's that show? Is it Beauty and Black?

[Lou Young]

Is that Beauty and Black?

[Trey]

The one you was, you was.

[Lou Young]

I played the gay nigga.

[Trey]

Yeah,

[Lou Young]

I played the gay.

[Trey]

You know what's funny? I had. I did an interview with BET with this. Which one? The. Ain't that his name? The tall dark skinned dude.

[Lou Young]

So.

[Trey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lou Young]

Cause both of them. Yeah.

[Trey]

Look, bro, the whole time we doing the interview, I can't even like think about this. Cause I'm thinking about Louis.

[Lou Young]

And they said, that's a tall man.

[Trey]

He taller. His life crazy too. Like, I heard that.

[Lou Young]

Like, it was all crazy.

[Trey]

It was. I was like, damn. And then look. And when we did the bet, they opened up the show with his life story. I said, God damn. Where we supposed to go from there? Where we supposed to go?

[Lou Young]

Something like, what's mom, like 12 his mom, like, 12.

[Trey]

She. I think she was.

[Lou Young]

She's special needs, and she was missing a leg.

[Trey]

Yeah, her dad. Come on, bro.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, that's so. For him to.

[Trey]

That's Color Purple ass.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Lou Young]

But to go from the. Like you said, like, to go from that. The idea to execution. I like how you did that. How you said that. I would say, like, all right. Like, okay. Once that shit in my head, so to speak, then I start, like. I start just saying, like. I just start saying little shit to myself, like. Or like, I could be riding. So is my mind turning. And then I'm gonna have to, like. I go voice memo or the notes real quick so I don't forget certain shit. I know what I'm saying. And then once a nigga get in that groove, like, I'm gonna figure I'm gonna find more shit to pop in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feel what I'm saying? Like, it's just gonna. I'm gonna feel that. I'm like, Now I'm in that pocket.

[Trey]

It become improv at that point.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, we, like, become loose. And that's my main thing is I want to make it mine.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Lou Young]

I don't need no. I never. Since I don't need no voiceover. I don't need no goddamn lip sync work. This ain't no Milli Vanilli.

[Trey]

Yeah. Like, it's the real one.

[Lou Young]

I'm remixing this. Yeah. And you think about it. It's like, no Diddy. But I'm like. I feel like I'm like Diddy with this shit. Cause all them hits, man, that nigga was using Diana Ross. I'm coming up

[Trey]

then. You doing.

[Lou Young]

You putting. What's the shit? What's the song? I can't even fucking remember all about the Benjamin shit. Like, all them songs. Like, the nigga was using old shit. You remix it.

[Trey]

You make it your own to sample it.

[Lou Young]

That's all this shit is for real history repeat itself. Fashion.

[Trey]

Ain't nothing new. Ain't nothing new.

[Lou Young]

But I can take my own experiences. Them other voices, them other influences. Like, nigga, my favorite character to do is really my dad.

[Trey]

Yeah, you do your dad.

[Lou Young]

You feel what I'm saying? Like, I just like. Because I could do a whole special on this nigga. I could do my dad. I lose dad at a funeral, it'd be the crazy shit. Cause, you know, he do at a funeral, he becomes. He may be sad in the beginning, then he'll turn into the goddamn Usher, the preacher, the fucking. The pallbearer and photographer. Don't let the niggas start taking pictures. Everybody get in. Everybody get in. Niggas is crying.

[Jordan]

The whole church.

[Lou Young]

Cause we don't know we gonna see each other again. So I just. I just take all that shit. And then, like I said, I just.

[Trey]

Black fathers at a funeral love doing that. Hey, man, let's stop meeting like this.

[Lou Young]

As soon as that, we don't hear nothing.

[Trey]

I'mma see y' all at the next funeral, man.

[Jordan]

Soon. Everybody go to.

[Trey]

I'm gonna see y' all the next funeral now.

[Lou Young]

Might go eat somewhere together. Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

Oh, yeah. Definitely gonna go get some food or

[Lou Young]

some drinks and shit.

[Jordan]

Don't turn out food or.

[Lou Young]

Or.

[Trey]

You know, the thing is, is, like, we might. We might turn up that night and that'll be it.

[Jordan]

That's it. Everybody dispersed. See you when the net die here for you.

[Trey]

How important was it for you to, like, expand past just being a social media skit? Because I say this when. When had a moment, and then they keep trying to hold on to that moment once it passed. It do get a little sad, for sure. It get. It get hard to watch. Cause then it's like, damn, bro, you just out here doing anything.

[Jordan]

You searching. It really be the demand of it, though.

[Trey]

You giving it out,

[Jordan]

going to the ramen circle to eat with a little. Make it just like. I heard that. But it really be the demand, though.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

Like what the people want. So the people sit there and say, hey, haha, Trey, you funny. But what's next? See what I'm saying? Then plus, it be like. Like you say you don't want to get put in that box to a point where you just a skit nigga or. And it limits you from money too. Yeah, from getting booked for a lot of shit too.

[Trey]

Yeah. Because you need to expand. I think the thing is like a comedic actor, so to speak, is basically what you're doing. But there's so many opportunities in that space. Like the fact that y' all done both got into media where y' all able to hold conversations with people. People come in. Like I said earlier, people feel comfortable, and it's just good to watch our chemistry on camera. Y' all bring people into y' all shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, if a came in there, no matter what you got going on, you're gonna leave in a good mood for sure. Cause it's like, yeah, so. But it's important too, because what this dude was open up the opportunity for y' all to get on stage with a franchise boy at a roost picnic.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

And walk it out.

[Lou Young]

Damn. Forgot about that.

[Trey]

You know what I'm saying? That's major, though.

[Jordan]

That shit was.

[Trey]

So if y' all just. If y' all are just skit niggas, that probably don't happen.

[Jordan]

It don't happen because y' all have

[Trey]

established in y' allselves in media. It's like, okay, we've seen them hold conversation. We know that they know how to ask great questions, but they also had not. When we come, you gonna have a great time.

[Jordan]

And also, I also think that people want to see you outside of a character, outside of structure. Like, yeah, so they want to see you like. Like, conversation wise. Like, shout out my boy Luke. Cause Lou Daniel, he called me. You know what I'm saying? They want to see you like how you is. Regular.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

You know what I'm saying? On some regular. She be sitting there talking, how are you? Regular?

[Trey]

Who are you? I don't know if I can hang out with the character.

[Jordan]

You can't hang out with no character. Character just for the Internet. It's only for the Internet. I feel like everybody play a cow. I feel like everybody play a character on the Internet. Yeah, you are a character on the Internet.

[Lou Young]

You are a character.

[Jordan]

Whatever character you feel like you are, that's what you display on the Internet. Now in the real world, that's when you get the real it necessarily. That's not even trade ain't. Travis.

[Lou Young]

Yeah. See you in a grocery store. Yeah. You. Yeah.

[Jordan]

You see the synthet. You see how you see. Oh, Walmart or Kroger. Public shopping for. Are you like, goddamn honeycomb, like. They don't be knowing that when you playing the character, they don't know the real you. They don't be knowing the real you. But when you show them the real real. It's like.

[Trey]

But I think it's another thing that it make it because at the Publix that I go to my local Publix. I feel like a star.

[Jordan]

Hey, listen, you got to go to Publix.

[Lou Young]

I love Publix. I ain't. Okay.

[Jordan]

Make you feel better about your life, though.

[Lou Young]

Any Publix, I don't care what location Publix, it's like, it make you feel like. I mean, a nigga could be grabbing fresh blueberries, man. Blue boy. I like shit like that. Like, that's never too much.

[Trey]

That's never too much.

[Lou Young]

The love is like, Nick, we was at the goddamn. I don't know.

[Trey]

Hey, Yeah, I love what you're doing, bruh.

[Lou Young]

Enough, nigga. Nigga, hit me with this. OG oh, fuck.

[Jordan]

Old head.

[Lou Young]

Nigga. I'm at. I'm trying to pay my parking. I'm like, damn, nigga just popped out of nowhere, baby boy.

[Jordan]

What if I do?

[Trey]

He said a lot without saying nothing, man.

[Lou Young]

I knew what that meant. I know what that means.

[Trey]

I love what you're doing.

[Jordan]

Stop.

[Lou Young]

Keep going. Wudu. All the things.

[Trey]

Hey, man, I'm walking out with my kids. I took my kids to arms. That sand. Sandbox VR.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

Name of that. What's the name of that little place? That's where the F1 at and the Velvet Taco and all that.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How meal is H meal.

[Trey]

How the retreat is. So we. We over there, we go to the little. Little. They got like a little cafe and you know, money. I go buy my kid a little 12 bot macaroon.

[Jordan]

Yeah.

[Trey]

Assorted flavors. My kids look at me like pot heaven. Pa heaven.

[Lou Young]

That's the flip.

[Trey]

Hey, macaroon, you like three. $3 a piece.

[Jordan]

A 12. A 12 pack.

[Lou Young]

A 12 pack.

[Jordan]

Wait.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Trey]

So look, we walking back, we find our table. Dude walk up, he said, hey, man, excuse me, this my wife right here. These my kids. We love what you're doing. I don't want to interrupt you while you with your family. Oh, yeah, but listen, man, keep up the good work, man.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

Keep up for what you're doing for the community. I just want to tell you that. Shake your hand. Tell your man. Shake your hand. Meet a friend. Keep going. Yeah. And then keep it pushing.

[Jordan]

Keep it pushing.

[Trey]

That's the best love.

[Jordan]

Now. Go to Walmart, go to Kroger. Don't get me wrong, I love the love. Listen, the city know I love the. Everybody know I love the love. Well, you go to that goddamn. Go to that local Kroger or that

[Trey]

Big Bell ain't got no reason why

[Jordan]

you in Big Bell

[Trey]

when you got

[Jordan]

a hundred fold Big Bell. Hey, smell like straight blood in that Big man.

[Trey]

Do got odor to it, though.

[Jordan]

When you got 100 fold in the house. And blood people 5 for 25.

[Trey]

Kmart got a little stench.

[Jordan]

Some of they flow like

[Lou Young]

telling you

[Trey]

something old in the just straight water it.

[Jordan]

But you going that Kroger at Walmart, boy like dead trade.

[Trey]

I. E.

[Lou Young]

We trying to do a Skinny Target.

[Trey]

Oh, my God.

[Lou Young]

We tried doing Skin Target.

[Trey]

Did this to me one time. I mean like in.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, yeah, no questions asked.

[Trey]

What she.

[Jordan]

What she look fake time on fake time. On F time.

[Trey]

He already got on fake time. I'm like, hey, what's up?

[Jordan]

She got button on in the bed.

[Lou Young]

She.

[Jordan]

Oh, my God, you stupid.

[Trey]

This the first thing I do, man. You got your good nigga right up there. Yeah, yeah, got your good nigga.

[Jordan]

Hey, special girl.

[Trey]

But then walk up on you with the phone, huh? Hey, bro, baby mama love you Doing women say what's up?

[Jordan]

Doing women. See, the women love the Trisha.

[Lou Young]

They love the tr. Yeah, yeah.

[Jordan]

They want you to do that right now.

[Trey]

See, I'm.

[Jordan]

I'm.

[Lou Young]

Getting.

[Trey]

They act. We.

[Lou Young]

We had stopped. We had to stop the so many times because, like, one, they try to kick us out of Target.

[Jordan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Look a little bit.

[Lou Young]

And coming to Brussels. But it was like the women, like, we were just. The love. The get that. That you can't like, really, like, make that up. I'm talking about these. The young, too.

[Jordan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lou Young]

You know, young. That. And they. They. They could be doing a lot.

[Trey]

A lot.

[Lou Young]

Whatever. Whatever they want to call them, bro. They coming up showing a respect, respectful love.

[Trey]

Yeah, that be showing love, bro.

[Jordan]

They do show love.

[Trey]

They show some good love because it'd be like, that's how you approach them. But they also know that we not the type of that's looking at them like that.

[Jordan]

Facts.

[Trey]

You know what I'm saying? It's like they'll come to us like we they cousin. Like, they know us.

[Lou Young]

You said, yeah.

[Trey]

When a young big bro, you hey, big bro, I with you smart as hell, bro.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

Why you smarty?

[Jordan]

Hell smart as

[Trey]

Atlanta. Atlanta. He don't know what else to tell. Like, bro, you smart as.

[Jordan]

I swear to God, you probably went hard for some shit.

[Trey]

Yeah, smart on, bro. Listen, hey, hey, hey. Might hit you with the five. Hey, five, motherfucker. Real life like, it's the way you saying this shit.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

It's like me and my partner like this shit I be talking about.

[Jordan]

But we be geeked up twin. Like 2020. We be geeked twin. Like, we be so stuck swim.

[Trey]

You went to school. I be like, nah, by swell. I told Nick I was turning 10. That nigga was in right street.

[Jordan]

Oh, God, he read him. He read a lot, bro.

[Trey]

He just in right street rebooks. You do this shit too.

[Jordan]

But one thing you gotta know about them young niggas. See, that how I keep with a young, right? Especially when I see him in a gas station, right? I'm a nigga up. I don't really stop at a gas station based on how that look? But if I'm stuck, it's a young nigga walking that bitch. Fuck. Whatever they get, I'm paying for it right away. Hey, I ain't trying. Hey, why we fought with you? What the hell am I gonna get? What y' all gonna get?

[Trey]

Put it on the counter. Put it on the counter.

[Lou Young]

That's. You call those daily. That's good sizes right there.

[Trey]

Yeah, man, I had. I had a. Give me a backpack full of grubber. So when I see Young, I just give him back him. Big bro, I knew you was.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah.

[Trey]

Knew it was a real. I knew it. Walk out. Point that be on social media, bro. White man.

[Jordan]

Hey. Oh, hey. Them let you. Boy. I swear to God. Let you be give. Let you do some lame like. Let you. Let you not want to take no picture or let you not got down. Hey, big bro thing get me a R out of the stove. Let you. But let you not do that. I ain't saying they gonna go put the file on you now. That's a possibility.

[Trey]

It's a possibility that's gonna make you feel very uncomfortable.

[Jordan]

Like, damn, bro, we doing that.

[Trey]

Damn. I ain't mad.

[Jordan]

That's what he get for Instagram right now.

[Trey]

Right now. Oh, yeah.

[Jordan]

Yo.

[Trey]

Hey, y' all know that.

[Lou Young]

Might go live too.

[Jordan]

Check, follow.

[Trey]

If a go live, it's over. Yeah, you're gonna have to body him.

[Jordan]

I'm at the run there. Push any. So I can't get me a rollout stove.

[Lou Young]

Man, like, look, broke ass, broke ass.

[Trey]

Can't 100,000 follow no money. Okay. That I guarantee you. Nigga say something wrong, put that blood on his ass.

[Jordan]

That's what I mean.

[Trey]

All right, bro. All right. I got a lot of stuff for you, bro.

[Jordan]

It is what it is.

[Trey]

I make a job right now.

[Jordan]

Please, bro, please. That's why I say, hey, man, put that shit on the counter, man.

[Lou Young]

A picture, a picture.

[Trey]

Will I.

[Jordan]

I'm on the east, right? We coming from. I got. Coming from Claire Monitor E. We come by Keller Road Twin by the wild out there. Ain't shooting no video. Just got done shooting a video.

[Lou Young]

The music video.

[Jordan]

Music got down. Shooting a music video. Mind you did my old lady favorite little. Her favorite little gas station because she know the owners and she know them. So we go to the gas station. They out there trade a. Wait. I got on my Instagram, I said, what's happening?

[Lou Young]

Oh, I seen that.

[Jordan]

They bought 12 foots on ass. Trade a. What's one car? Try that. What's happening? My Boy, what's going. And then whenever, third, they get piped up. They got a little Chinese or Asian. They're a Chinese who shooting for shooting. They say, hey, get the camera. They say, hey, trade a. We showing a video. Can't cop in that shit, man. He About 13, 14. You can when a. When a walking. First of all, first of all, it's hoodie up, they hoodie on.

[Lou Young]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

So we already know we're going. Yeah, we already know we're going. And them boy got major sticks, right? Major. You know, them got in. They pan and sticking out the shirt like they are.

[Lou Young]

I say, hell, yeah.

[Jordan]

I talking about, ho. Hold on. But you better. You f to wait.

[Trey]

I got to work right now.

[Jordan]

I don't know how long you been waiting.

[Trey]

I got to work.

[Jordan]

I got to go to work.

[Trey]

She like, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

[Lou Young]

I want you to make it back home.

[Jordan]

I mean, that back about. About 10 minutes.

[Trey]

Yeah.

[Jordan]

I only know the song. I don't know the. They Disney. They might be dishing everything.

[Trey]

I'm like, I don't know.

[Jordan]

I just came to bed with two. I just came to. For Arizona.

[Trey]

Two.

[Jordan]

Bag of hot fries. Don't turn to a ten minute goddamn video, bro.

[Trey]

I ain't realized, bro. We down there two hours in, bro. For real. It go by quick.

[Jordan]

Oh, the camera still. I ain't know the camera was on.

[Trey]

We rolling, man.

[Jordan]

I think we. I'm thinking spot.

[Trey]

Yeah, man.

[Lou Young]

And I ain't gonna lie. The way y' all got it set

[Trey]

up, I'm like, this shit just feel like we in the crib.

[Jordan]

In the crib.

[Trey]

That's how it's supposed to be, man. Yeah. Who you gonna call? Hello. Yeah, you say, who?

[Jordan]

Light bill. Shit over with. Shit over with. God damn it.

[Trey]

Hey, man. Appreciate y' all pulling up, man. This ain't. I would say this. I would say we should do, man, as often as we can without burning it out. I'd be looking for. I'd be liking to have people on that. I could just. Sometimes you just want to come chop it up. It don't gotta be about no topic. Ain't gotta be about no nothing.

[Jordan]

Therapy.

[Trey]

Just cause I fuck with y' all some therapy, man.

[Lou Young]

I seen a goddamn comment on one of them episodes. Recent episode with Money Bag. Somebody was like, bro, I could tell this therapy for Lou. You motherfucking right it is. Yeah, Like, Luca, you a th. Yeah, yeah.

[Trey]

Lou is a th. You can see it. You can see it in his eyes sometimes.

[Jordan]

Like, hey, Lou is a Throw motherfucking

[Trey]

on look like he ready.

[Jordan]

And everybody say the same Everybody say the same shit about Lou. And we know

[Lou Young]

see it don't even be every. Don't even be on that though. I heard.

[Jordan]

I heard the same story about this everything about Louis. And we know. We know throw. Yeah, we can tell. You can see most calm are throw.

[Trey]

Yeah. We thinking the dangerous is the that's walking around looking tough. It be the that be laughing.

[Jordan]

We learned that in elementary not the dangerous. They can be dangerous, but them not the most dangerous.

[Lou Young]

My nana, God rest his soul, my nana always said, she say just don't, don't, don't piss that one off.

[Jordan]

Don't got it.

[Lou Young]

She say, you want him to be laughing. Say you want him to be laughing for sure. Say don't piss that one off.

[Jordan]

First of all, loose sit what you sit 1 sit 2. 6 foot 6 foot 2.

[Lou Young]

45. I ain't going to lie.

[Jordan]

This. Like a rock. Oh, like a rock.

[Trey]

I seen. I I like the you follow a

[Lou Young]

where where we at? Where we at?

[Trey]

We at the celebrity mlb. This drunk it for hey man, I like what you're doing. We got to get together. I said, man, let's do it. He said, hey man. Hey, man.

[Lou Young]

Hey,

[Trey]

man. Full of hey Lyon famous full of that kind of. He answer man, what's up, my boy?

[Lou Young]

Dead serious. Oh, I don't do that. Like he one of them.

[Trey]

This when you start following and you know as soon as you follow somebody on Instagram, you get all they shit. Okay, I see. I said. I said God damn, that's static. I said they got traps.

[Lou Young]

This guy.

[Trey]

Hey man. But glad this nigga funny.

[Jordan]

Oh, God.

[Trey]

Cause any other situation, this nigga might be your security. He throwing niggas out the club.

[Lou Young]

I ain't gonna lie.

[Jordan]

Interview fortified plate. I posted I did last week.

[Lou Young]

If I find if I ain't find comedy like as a kid give me the ball. My next go pro. My next route would have been probably like one of these celebrity niggas.

[Trey]

You can strong arm rob a nigga. You could be a strong arm bro. Like a rock celebrity.

[Jordan]

What a boy name is the baby

[Lou Young]

I know yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would have a real deal swole.

[Jordan]

Yeah. You know he got the spotlight of

[Trey]

you would have went steroid.

[Lou Young]

Nah.

[Trey]

Why not? Man?

[Lou Young]

I don't even do muscle. I never did protein shakes.

[Trey]

I want steroids.

[Lou Young]

I don't do nothing.

[Trey]

I want to do steroids and play baseball. That's all I want.

[Lou Young]

They still doing it.

[Trey]

But I don't even think.

[Lou Young]

But I don't even think Cao really did it right. Like, he wasn't like, you go steroid, you gotta go Barry.

[Trey]

Mark McGuire.

[Lou Young]

Sammy Sosa.

[Trey]

Yeah, probably.

[Jordan]

I know Black.

[Lou Young]

He was a hoe with it, man.

[Trey]

Listen, man, this Jose because was barely hitting the ball that was going 500ft. Yeah, just told me like that.

[Lou Young]

But let's be real. Hey, back to great big steroid. Steroid, no steroid.

[Trey]

Barry Bond.

[Lou Young]

Absolutely popping before stereo.

[Trey]

Listen, this is the thing. This is the thing. I don't care how many steroids you take. You got to hit that box. You gotta hit that ball. Coming a honey.

[Rachel]

And.

[Trey]

And this, they will walk this with

[Jordan]

the bases loaded with the base load. But we'll take a point.

[Trey]

This, this. This butt.

[Jordan]

He didn't run basic, did he? Man, Barry didn't run no base. He get on first and get out the game.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, he joke.

[Trey]

Listen, man, listen, man. This nigga got so much goddamn gear on, he can't do nothing but hit.

[Jordan]

Hey, you see. Oh, God.

[Lou Young]

You see a baseball?

[Trey]

He finna hit that far as fuck.

[Lou Young]

Cause he ain't got.

[Trey]

He ain't got no nothing agile on him. He dad arm pad, leg pad, ear pad.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, nigga go down that, he was

[Jordan]

going to a construction site.

[Lou Young]

Any baseball nigga with a leather man.

[Trey]

Come on, bro.

[Lou Young]

Elbow pad and baseball, man.

[Trey]

This nigga got a mahogany back you can think of. They back heavy foot, they said. Pure mahogany.

[Lou Young]

They got on wrestling boots.

[Trey]

Put that bitch in the water. You got niggas in kayaks waiting. Waiting on the home run.

[Lou Young]

Oh, yeah. San Fran, wait.

[Trey]

All you gotta do is throw him something you can hit. He finna knock that, knock.

[Lou Young]

That bitch gone.

[Trey]

That nigga serious, man.

[Lou Young]

You ever heard Barry Bonds talk? Yeah, that shit crazy.

[Trey]

Go ahead, hit a hit.

[Lou Young]

No, I can't. No, they be like. Like.

[Trey]

Barry, can you.

[Lou Young]

Can you still? I could hit. I could hit still to this day. Barry, Barry, Barry, listen.

[Trey]

Barry, Barry, listen. Right now, right now, now. 100 miles an hour.

[Lou Young]

I'm stung it out the park.

[Trey]

I like bar.

[Lou Young]

He like. I'm telling you. It's. It's very simple. Like, he's like a. Like a strong ass. Like, light.

[Trey]

That's how them be, though. It be them big scary looking at like.

[Lou Young]

Yeah, man, he just be chilling there.

[Trey]

Nothing to it. You tell me.

[Lou Young]

You tell me.

[Jordan]

You tell me.

[Trey]

You tell me. You tell me.

[Lou Young]

Grown ass man acting like that. Name this episode Grown Ass Man act like that.

[Jordan]

You tell me.

[Trey]

We'll see y' all next time.

[Lou Young]

Lou yon show Lu yon.

[Trey]

Trey.

[Lou Young]

We doing some disrespectful stuff. Doing some disrespectful stuff.

[Jordan]

You tell me.

[Trey]

You tell me.

[Lou Young]

You saw what I had.

[Jordan]

You tell me. Shut up.

[Lou Young]

I just want to rap.

[Trey]

Yeah. They say without the proper labor, faith

[Jordan]

don't stand a chance.

[Trey]

I put my faith in faith and stand on fertile land I planted seeds Adeline D Turn into trees before rest in peace, tease get printed to me.