Episode 164 - Eagle Witt

Summary

Grits and Eggs Podcast
Host: Deante’ Kyle
Episode 164 – Eagle Witt
Release Date: July 24, 2026

---

EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode of Grits and Eggs Podcast features comedian Eagle Witt in a wide-ranging, hilarious, and unfiltered conversation with host Deante’ Kyle and recurring co-host Big Cat. The trio dives into topics like New York and Atlanta culture, gentrification, the comedy industry, Blackness, pop culture, movies (especially horror), celebrity controversies, interracial dating, and navigating the entertainment business while maintaining authenticity. The episode blends sharp social commentary with candid revelations, barbershop talk, and plenty of laughs.

---

KEY DISCUSSION POINTS

Introductions & Rap Session (02:20 - 03:16)

• Deante’, Eagle, and Big Cat catch up and riff on the recent Knicks playoff results, studio vibes, and how New York’s diversity informs Eagle’s unique background as a Jamaican Jew from Brooklyn.
• Memorable moment: “This nigga’s a Jamaican Jew.” – Grits (02:44)
• Quick life updates about moving from apartments to mortgages, and “making it.”

Neighborhoods & Gentrification (03:38 - 05:22)

• The group breaks down New York boroughs, gentrification, and parallels with Atlanta.
• “Once white people start walking their dogs, it’s over.” – Eagle Witt (04:39)
• Deante’ launches into a mock campaign for mayor, threatening to ban dogs from public spaces (05:01).

Hair Journeys, Identity, and Mix-race Experiences (06:00 - 09:16)

• Eagle and Grits swap stories of hairstyles, struggles with waves on mixed hair, and finding their look.
• Discussion of being raised by Black families versus mixed or white sides, with Eagle clarifying: “I was raised by my Black side, my mom is Black. My dad is Jewish, but he didn’t raise me.” (09:29)
• Laugh-out-loud moments about “kosher beef patties,” hair edges, and mixed kid experiences.

Urban Legends, Tunnels, and the Book of Job (10:01 - 12:44)

• Jokes about viral stories (70 kids in a New York tunnel), catacombs, and horror movie tropes.
• Impromptu biblical talk: Grits and Big Cat summarize the story of Job (“God’s most faithful servant…It’s really just gambling with your life.” – Grits, 12:07)

Movie Talk & Cultural Commentary (13:04 - 39:12)

• The crew debates the work and importance of The Wayans Family, “Scary Movie,” “Don’t Be a Menace,” contemporary remakes, and the recurring cycle of “underrated-then-classic” Black films.
• They discuss viral clips (like the “Obsession” car scene – “She turned his face into a pancake.” – Grits, 18:51), Final Destination’s effect on truck-fear, and break down “monkey movies,” A24 films, and the evolution of horror (“Hereditary” gets major love).
• The hosts critique body modification trends, BBLs, and who truly popularized the aesthetic (“Nikki took shots for the BBL, not Kim Kardashian” – Eagle Witt, 38:26).
• Extended riffing on Hollywood’s toxic beauty standards and shout-outs to Summer Walker and her realness.

Industry, Authenticity, and Navigating Comedy (40:46 - 58:55)

• Eagle details showbiz’s soul-crushing side (“Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than showbiz…Turns my stomach and I’m in it.” – Eagle, 40:46), ambition to retire like Frank Ocean or Lauryn Hill and disappear after leaving a legacy.
• Strategizing about generational wealth and escaping to Belize, maintaining authenticity despite industry backlash (“I have heard so many versions of ‘This is too Black.’” – Eagle, 72:47).
• On the “hotel” label: They clarify differences in Black radicalism, hotel vs. Black Hebrew Israelite, and Dr. Umar’s role.

Religion, Gender, and Social Commentary (43:53 - 48:56)

• The cast tackles generational homophobia, gender performance expectations in Black communities, and the “super-nigga” trope in modern dating.
• Open talk about how oppression and privilege are weaponized, especially by white women.
• “Using oppression as a privilege. Why does that sound so familiar?” – Eagle. “It’s your joke.” – Grits (30:27)

On Interracial Relationships & Authenticity (31:10 - 34:49)

• Eagle reflects on being biracial and the complexities of interracial dating, emphasizing self-awareness versus self-hate in relationship choices.
• They critique Black men who trade up to white women after success, advocating for keeping it real with relationship choices (“Don’t be super pro-militant Black and then, ‘Here’s Kimberly.’” – Grits, 35:04)
• Lighthearted observations about the double standard between Black women/white men and Black men/white women pairings.

Scarface, White Women, and Changing Beauty Norms (36:25 - 40:33)

• Dissection of “Scarface” as an overrated movie, especially in hindsight; jokes about the thinness of its leading women and drug-era Hollywood beauty standards.

Comedy, The Roast, and Racist Audiences (50:13 - 54:44)

• Extended critique of the Tony Hinchcliffe roast controversy (“We gotta stop responding to everything…We literally putting money in this racist nigga’s pockets by reacting.” – Eagle, 51:36).
• Nuanced support and critique of Kevin Hart and the pitfalls of being a “mainstream” Black artist crossing over.
• Regina Hall’s reaction to offensive jokes is lauded as the proper response.

Comedy as an Art & Shifting Platforms (70:00 - 78:14)

• Discussion of what it takes to break into stand-up, building a platform vs. waiting for the big streamer deal, and respect for Ali Siddiq’s independent special approach (“He refuses to fuck with them, and I love that about him.” – Eagle, 76:19).
• Debate over favorite specials, the importance of Black comedy that tells the whole story (e.g., Emmett Till bit deemed too heavy for platforms).

Top 5 Comedians & Late-Episode Standup Talk (79:10 - 89:06)

• Comparative lists of favorite comedians: Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, Chappelle, Pryor, Carlin, Patrice O’Neal, Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, D.L. Hughley, Paul Mooney, D’Ray Davis, etc.
• “Chris Rock my GOAT…It’s like if you put all the 2K sliders up.” – Eagle, 81:48

Realities of Comedy Success and Industry Struggles (87:43 - 89:06)

• Speak on how success is often about survival and timing (“Some just win because they don’t go away.” – Grits, 87:55).
• Greats like Shane Gillis, Ali Siddiq’s view counts, and the struggle to gain and maintain visibility.

Boycotts, Black Dollar, & Asian-Owned Businesses (90:47 - 96:45)

• Recent push to boycott Asian businesses post-Rick Chow verdict.
• The group reflects on the historically strained relationship with Black customer base, Asian businesses’ lack of reciprocity, and the push for Black-owned alternatives.
• “You got way too much dip on your egg roll!” – Grits (96:24)

---

MEMORABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS

• “Once white people start walking their dogs, it’s over.” – Eagle Witt (04:42)
• On mixed hair: “I was using mad pomades. My hair went straight. I look wild, like Puerto Rican or something.” – Eagle (07:24)
• “When you see the white woman certain niggas are with, you know that boy going through it, man. That’s his insurance policy.” – Grits (33:16)
• “You can go hit one key on a piano and that’s Kanye.” – Grits (60:57)
• “We gotta stop responding to everything…We’re putting money in this racist nigga’s pockets by reacting.” – Eagle (51:36)
• “Nothing makes me more uncomfortable than showbiz…Turns my stomach and I’m in it.” – Eagle (40:46)
• “I have heard so many versions of ‘This is too Black.’” – Eagle (72:47)
• “Ali Siddiq’s doing two-hour specials—one-man movies. He’s on my Mount Rushmore.” (77:56–78:12)
• “My dream is to drop classic specials like that.” – Eagle (69:41)
• “Chris Rock in the 90s: all the sliders up.” – Eagle (81:48)

---

KEY TIMESTAMPS

• 02:20 – Knicks, studio banter, New York melting pot
• 03:38 – Gentrification, neighborhoods, Atlanta/NYC parallels
• 06:00 – Comedy grind, hair, identity, “mixed nigga problems”
• 09:29 – Family background, raised by Jamaican/Black side
• 10:08 – Tunnel stories, conspiracy, urban paranoia
• 12:44 – Book of Job, Black family Bible storytelling
• 13:04 – Wayans family, “Don’t Be a Menace,” Black film classics
• 17:03 – Final Destination trucks, movie trauma
• 30:25 – “Using oppression as a privilege” – White women discourse
• 35:04 – Militance and interracial relationships
• 38:26 – “Nikki took shots for the BBL, not Kim.” – About plastic surgery trends
• 40:46 – “Showbiz turns my stomach. I hate this industry.” – Industry fatigue, desire to retire
• 51:36 – Tony Hinchcliffe roast, navigating racism in comedy
• 72:47 – “Heard so many times: ‘This is too Black.’” – Industry gatekeeping
• 77:34 – Ali Siddiq’s independent special grind
• 81:48 – Top 5 comics, Chris Rock appreciation
• 87:55 – “Some just win because they don’t go away.” – Industry observations
• 90:47 – Asian business boycott, Black economic power
• 97:02 – Plugs and sign-off

---

EPISODE TAKEAWAYS

• Comedy, race, and authenticity remain central themes in Black pop culture—and in the lives/careers of comedians like Eagle Witt and Deante’ Kyle.
• There’s a consistent tension between Black art, industry accessibility, and the pressure to “universalize” for mainstream (read: white) audiences.
• Gentrification, interracial dynamics, cultural appropriation, and holding icons accountable are recurring discussions with nuance, regret, and humor.
• Maintaining community and putting the “Black dollar” first are ongoing concerns, showcased in the current boycott and the celebration of ultra-Black, indie comedy platforms.
• Beneath the jokes, the podcast offers a raw, insightful look at the hustle, heartbreak, and hope within Black creative spaces.

---

EAGLE WITT ONLINE Find Eagle Witt at @eaglewitofficial on Instagram.

---

[End of summary]

Transcript

[Grits]

Now y' all know I'm always looking for things that actually make life easier and this is one of them. One thing I wish I understood sooner was how much money people lose paying unnecessary bank fees, monthly fees and overdraft fees. That all adds up. That's why I like what Chime is doing. They're changing the way people bank with fee free banking that's built for everyday people, not just the 1%. If you get paid through direct deposit, you unlock the most rewarding way to bank. With Chime, members can benefit from up to $1,150 in annual rewards and fee free. You can earn 5% cash back in a category of your choice like gas or groceries. Your Savings can earn 3.75% APY, which is nine times higher than the national average. You can even get access to premium travel Perks. And with MyPay, eligible members can access up to $500 of their pay before payday. Plus SpotMe lets eligible members overdraft up to $200 fee free. Real talk. My younger self would have definitely benefited from something like this. And my younger self did benefit from this. Chime is not only smarter banking, it's the most rewarding way to bank. Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. Head to chime.com grits that's chime.com grits it only takes a few minutes to sign up.

[Eagle Witt]

Chime is a fintech, not a bank. Banking services for MyPay and Chime card provided by Chime's bank partners. Optional products and services may have fees or charges. Stated annual percentage yield on cash back

[Grits]

for Chime prime only.

[Eagle Witt]

No minimum balance required. For more information on APY rates, my pay spot me and travel perks go to chime.com disclosures.

[Grits]

Yeah woke up in the morning and to God be the glory Thankful for another day to tell my story Put my opinions in the universe and let them orbit I'm from the dirty soul with a dirty mouth my knee or a bit miss things things on me like a norbit had to refuse them cause my no rest fusion she gorgeous as I doubt my sons up and kiss my daughter foreh tell them we gonna get this money to my pocket smart bit remember living in apartments now

[Eagle Witt]

we playing mortgage we repeat that on

[Grits]

the race here huh?

[Big Cat]

Yeah I thought it's gonna be Nixon 6 I ain't gonna lie to you I thought at least have two I

[Grits]

I thought they was I thought it was go at least have two gonna drop it I thought they was gonna drop it to the spurs and come back and win it. Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

And when it hit, bro, I'm happy they got it as soon as possible.

[Grits]

I think it'd have been worse if they won it here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, it'd have been mayhem. Yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't be able to do this pod right now. Yeah, they burn. They burn this whole down.

[Grits]

He said if they would have won in New York every time.

[Big Cat]

Hey, yo, What kind of studio is this?

[Eagle Witt]

What the. Yeah, right now.

[Grits]

What the kind of studio? Hey, this most. This the most New York ever, though. This nigga's a Jamaican Jew.

[Big Cat]

How the hell did that happen?

[Eagle Witt]

New York, bro. That's Brooklyn.

[Grits]

Hey, listen, bro, That's Brooklyn.

[Eagle Witt]

Shit. For real.

[Grits]

Listen, when I look. When I was looking through the bio, it was like, yeah, this is of Jewish and Jamaican descent. I was like, yeah, I don't need to know nothing else about this. Else I need to know. I already know your. Your comedy, but damn, that's a hell of a combination.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, it's a crazy combo.

[Grits]

A kosher beef patty. It's in this bit. Was he born and raised? Where you from?

[Eagle Witt]

Brooklyn.

[Grits]

Okay.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. I went to high school upstate, though.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Where are you from? I'm from down south, right.

[Grits]

I'm. I was born. I was raised in Wilmington, North Carolina, until I was 13. I moved to Atlanta when I was 13.

[Eagle Witt]

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

[Grits]

And my dad is from here. My dad's from Brownsville.

[Eagle Witt]

You're dad from Brown. The ville. That's the worst part of New York City right there. That's the only place they not gentrifying.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

They not.

[Big Cat]

They're not.

[Eagle Witt]

They not touching Brownsville.

[Grits]

Yeah, that. Yeah. And it's too far off.

[Eagle Witt]

It was far.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

When we was out here last time, we was already from New York.

[Big Cat]

I did a little time in New York.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, okay. A little time.

[Grits]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Time in New York. Let's spend a little time.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Nah, not in the greens, but. Nah. Y' all did some time in uptown Harlem.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. My family, so. Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, they harlem up. They gentrify in Harlem like a motherfucker. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Don't they look the same?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I ain't gonna hold you a lot of this out here, but Atlanta the same way.

[Big Cat]

Atlanta's the different word. Yeah.

[Grits]

They say that they turn out all the projects and condos. Condos and, like.

[Big Cat]

And they look the same.

[Grits]

They put it. They'll put a con if they get. If they get like, a little slither land. They throwing condos up on that.

[Eagle Witt]

Damn.

[Grits]

Once White people start walking their dogs, it's over.

[Eagle Witt]

It's over.

[Big Cat]

It's over.

[Eagle Witt]

Once you see the dogs, it's over. Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

White people take their dogs everywhere, bro. Hey, look, purple service announcement. This is my campaign. I'm running for mayor of Atlanta. 2027. We ain't allowing dogs in public spaces no more. Nigga, I don't even care if this nigga service dog. Let that nigga sweat it out in the car. That's how dogs used to be.

[Eagle Witt]

If your dog outside is getting Michael Vicked on site. Straight up on site.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[Grits]

Listen, man, when I was growing up and you walked through a parking lot of grocery store, all you heard was dogs. All you heard was dogs barking.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? They protecting the whip. That's what they job is.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Now these niggas is shitting in the grocery store. Like, what are we talking about next to the produce?

[Eagle Witt]

That is the number one sign, though, that you notice your neighborhood taking over, seeing them little dogs outside.

[Grits]

Yeah. And just like, you know, when. When start getting, like, all right, what's the word? Artesian? Or is it artisan? When start having artists.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, the artisanal this, artisanal that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Well, even before all that, when you see the outside surveying the land, it's old.

[Grits]

You see, Surveying the land, they start spray paint the orange line.

[Big Cat]

Damn. Done. We cooked.

[Grits]

Hey, yo, how long you been. How long you been doing this comedy grind, man?

[Eagle Witt]

11 years.

[Grits]

Yeah, I. You didn't. You done went through a few hairstyles. My.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I did. I definitely did. You know. You know, it should have just been two. It should have just been long hair, short hair. But when I went to short hair, I ain't know what type of short hair I wanted. You know what I mean?

[Grits]

Take a little while to figure it

[Eagle Witt]

out, you know, it's not like long hair is one thing.

[Grits]

Long time.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Yeah. Cause when I had this, like, my third set of locs. So when I. When I. The only reason I cut my last set of locs is Cause I was like, man, I want a bald fade, bro. Like, I want, like, a juvenile fade. I want my shit up to the top, and I want to wear hats again comfortably. And then it's like, bro, my hair grow so fat, though. I'm like, man, I don't know about this. This ain't the look. Maybe I go curly top. It take a little while.

[Eagle Witt]

Time to meet right now because I got to fade with the waves. But, like, the fade grows in fast. I'd be kind of annoyed by how fast this shit grows in.

[Big Cat]

That's. That's. That's a mixed nigga problem.

[Grits]

I don't know about it. Yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

I feel like it is a mixed nigga problem.

[Grits]

Nah, it's 100. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, that's why I was like, I'm gonna just light my hair back up.

[Eagle Witt]

You want to hear a crazy mixed nigga story with the waves? So. So my man's growing up. He had the craziest waves, right? And I grew up, like, I was raised by my black side. All my friends growing up was black. So in my mind, like, I'm black. You know what I mean? So, like, I. When I cut my hair, I was like, bro, I want to get waves. So I hit him up. I'm like, bro, how do I do this? Sneaking put me on to mad pomades and shit, right? I was using it. My hair went straight. I was like, what the fuck?

[Grits]

Right?

[Eagle Witt]

And I'm ragging up with the pomades, my hair going straight, bro. I look. I look wild, like Puerto Rican or something. Like, I was like, what the fuck? So I stopped waving, right? And I just had a little Jason Tatum haircut for a minute. You probably seen that. This nigga switched up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

And then I tried one more time, and I ain't use no pomade, nothing. Just a little water. Just brush a lot, put on rag. She got super wavy. And I was like, oh, I'm dumb. We got a different curl pattern. Like, I can't use the shit he uses.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That nigga have you out here looking like Arthur Morgan, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

It was crazy.

[Grits]

This nigga, like, he read Arthur Morgan, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

Realist. And he was confused, too. He like, why is it not working, bro? This shit worked for me. Yeah, we both was slow.

[Grits]

Yeah, I gotta grow my hair out. Like, I gotta have a nice little fro going for me to wave my shit up.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah. My shit's a little long, so it's like a three.

[Grits]

I just keep that shit low, and if it's not low, just go curly top and just rock out.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

But at the end of the day, it's like, my hair grows so fast. I was like, man, I'm just locking my hair back up. I don't got time for this shit.

[Eagle Witt]

I was thinking about growing my hair back out. I fucked my edges up. I used to get my shit braided so much that this shit is all fucked up in the front line up. Yeah. So it's like, that's, you know, rolling that. Pulling.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, pulling.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Oh. Cause you had your shit to the line. You ain't had no taper.

[Eagle Witt]

No, I never had a taper. I always had it to the line. And then I braid. I have a slight taper, like a small taper.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, you was pulling your shit.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Nah, bro, I. I don't. Like. I think I cycled through so many different, like, trying to figure out, like, what's my. What's my look like, you know what I'm saying? Braids ain't. It ain't really my style.

[Eagle Witt]

The locks look healthy, though, bro.

[Grits]

The locks is very. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the third set. Like, I just keep. I cut them and try to do something else. I was like, nah, we're just gonna rock out.

[Eagle Witt]

When I retire from stand up, I'm doing locks. I've always said that when I'm done,

[Grits]

when I'm like, that's how know you lying.

[Eagle Witt]

That's how n know I'm done. Once, once. Once the lock is there, I'm done. No more jokes.

[Grits]

Hey, so you say you was right, you was raised on the Jamaican side.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

So hold on. What's it. It's your. I don't want to assume which one of your parents is which.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, my mom is black.

[Grits]

Okay. And your dad is Jewish.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

That is some New York

[Big Cat]

come up. So. Yeah, yeah. Yo, you sick, Nick, I want to come up second. We got him. We got him, baby.

[Grits]

What's up? What's up with your pops, though?

[Eagle Witt]

You know your pops and I know him. Yeah, I know him, but he ain't raised me, though. Yeah, yeah. I was raised by my black side.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He couldn't raise you. He couldn't take you home.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something, man. He would have had a rough time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What I'm saying. He gonna take you home.

[Grits]

It been tough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Hold on. Speaking of Jewish people, yo, didn't they find, like, 70 children in a tunnel

[Eagle Witt]

the other day in New York?

[Big Cat]

New York, Yes.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. They be up to some wild.

[Grits]

And they was like, oh, they was just down there exploring. Listen, my. I've never explored anything with 70 people.

[Big Cat]

70 people is crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

I've never explored anything underground. Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

You see what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. We did underground one time because we had to. I'm good.

[Grits]

Hey, Pop, do the knowledge. Hey, man, look, I'm not too fond of going underground.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

You know, they be saying shit like that, like. Like, you. If you're on TikTok at like 3 in the morning. It started getting a little nutty on there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

They were like, top 10 places never go catacombs in Paris. Like, why would I ever do that? Who y' all talking to right now?

[Big Cat]

Did y' all see the movie about that?

[Eagle Witt]

What?

[Grits]

The catacombs?

[Big Cat]

What's up? I think it's up below, something like that. Down below, some shit like that.

[Grits]

Nah, bro, I don't need to see it. I know what's going on.

[Big Cat]

It's a crazy movie. Yeah. Met the devil. No ads up also below.

[Grits]

That's what it's mean to death in Paris is sick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Satan down.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

What you think Traveling for that is awful too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Traveling to go meet the saints. Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Now you booked a fly. Like, it's a crazy flight to book just to meet the devil.

[Eagle Witt]

I was talking to a girl, she got so much faith. She was like, I'm going just because I am covered in Christ. I said, all right, well, you go. You let me know how that Christ is probably thinking.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right.

[Grits]

Nah, nah, nah. Your faith finna get tested for sure. You want to test your faith, go in the catacombs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. You better talk to Job.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

See what I did to him?

[Grits]

All right. You see how Job turned out. See what happened to Jonah?

[Eagle Witt]

Wait, what happened?

[Big Cat]

Joe, you never been spread the story

[Eagle Witt]

of Job, put me on. I don't be reading the Bible like that.

[Grits]

All right, so look, Job is like God's most faithful servant. So basically this gotten the devil got into a crack rap game over this Joe. Like, it's always basically, like, what it was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

It's gambling. Like, the devil was like, yeah, I bet I could turn that against you.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And so he, like, basically, like, killed the kids.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Made his land barren. All his animals died. This had the measles and like, leprosy.

[Big Cat]

Leprosy. All kind of crazy.

[Grits]

Still kept his faith in God.

[Big Cat]

He almost broke.

[Grits]

He almost broke.

[Eagle Witt]

God flipped this.

[Grits]

Nah, I mean, God, you know, he

[Big Cat]

removed his protective hedges from. From Job. So anything that happened, it just happened to Job.

[Grits]

Yeah. And so then Job stayed down, and then God gave him everything back.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, that's what I was saying. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I think he had like. He had like three kids, and he ended up having, like, 20.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? Okay, okay. That in the Bible, they was living for like 200 years. You can have you a cool 20 kids.

[Big Cat]

But then what?

[Grits]

My first three games go type shit.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Type shit.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I Don't know how them niggas made

[Eagle Witt]

it out the wins, bro. Yo, God bless the Waynes, bro. That's the most underrated people in the whole industry. Yeah, absolutely.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when is like, criticizing, like, scary movie, like the new scary movies? I'm like, bro, have y' all watched that?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I did watch it. They criticize every Wayne's movie until a couple years later when that.

[Grits]

And they'd be like, it's a classic.

[Big Cat]

Was it good? Was it good?

[Eagle Witt]

I liked it.

[Big Cat]

You liked it?

[Eagle Witt]

I didn't think it was the greatest thing I ever seen, but I liked it. I thought it was good. It was a Wayne's production. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Movies they do, bro. Yeah, yeah. I mean, they, they. They kind of created that genre. So it's like. Yeah, yeah, man. You know, even, like, the first two was hilarious, but that was also like 20 years ago.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, my favorite movie ever probably is don't be a Menace to South Central. Juggy Juice in the Hood. I man, that movie goes.

[Grits]

Don't be a Menace is hilarious.

[Eagle Witt]

That is so funny.

[Grits]

Hey, bruh, I think they have, like, a really good way of content, like taking in living color and making continuations into life.

[Eagle Witt]

Making it long form. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Because how your daddy younger than you?

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, that is so funny, bro.

[Big Cat]

Your dad younger than you?

[Eagle Witt]

She don't kiss every. You just done kissed every in the party.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Hey, look at them two freaks on

[Big Cat]

the butt naked on the dance floor.

[Grits]

Look at the two freaks on the.

[Big Cat]

Busy getting busy.

[Grits]

He was doing a baby boy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he was.

[Eagle Witt]

He was just knocking out the little kids.

[Grits]

Yeah, that movie is crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

Every scene in that movie is jokes.

[Grits]

Every. Every scene. And it's all insane. These is fishing in the LA River. Like, yeah, it's a sick ass.

[Big Cat]

But it's also accurate by a lot of stuff, too.

[Grits]

I mean, you know, like, you know, great commentary. Yeah, yeah. To apply into certain stereotypes, it is a lot of out here. Who. We'll wear a Dakshiki and fuck the ugly white woman. You ever.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, all right. My milk of magnesia.

[Grits]

Oh, I think I said, excuse me, sister, can you tap that white woman on the shoulder? That's crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

She was rough. She was rough.

[Big Cat]

Turned around, said, God damn, why you do that?

[Grits]

Makes you not even want to look at the screen.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, damn.

[Grits]

Hey, what's up? What else is going on? White lady in Brazil got tossed off of a cliff.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, I seen that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

That was crazy.

[Big Cat]

That was a sacrifice, huh?

[Grits]

Somebody Brazilian guy, somebody sacrifices.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, maybe that's a teach white people. Maybe white people will slow down a little bit with the wild shit they be doing.

[Big Cat]

Like, it wasn't a white.

[Eagle Witt]

It was always trapping you up.

[Grits]

Who was it?

[Big Cat]

It was. It was. It was Brazilian natives, right?

[Eagle Witt]

Wait, it was a Brazilian chick that.

[Grits]

I thought that was a. I thought that was a lady from like.

[Eagle Witt]

But it was like a tourist.

[Big Cat]

She was. I thought she was.

[Grits]

She was a tourist.

[Eagle Witt]

That's what I thought.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Grits]

I know that they sent this bitch blessed. They sent a bitch for the longest ride ever because they had her up in the air, bro.

[Big Cat]

Air and tossed her, bro.

[Grits]

You gotta think. You gotta think that you don't know. You finna die.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Cause they got you in there.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. See? And then be calling me when I wanna. I don't want to do.

[Grits]

Man.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't want to do that. I don't even get on roller coasters, bro. I'll be honest, bro. If I'm with a girl, we had an amusement park or some. I'm like, y' all heard your purse. Go ahead, have fun.

[Grits]

I like.

[Big Cat]

I gotta get a good roller coaster, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't take no risks, bro. Final Destination plays in my mind. I don't take no risks.

[Grits]

I. I ain't gonna lie. I don't. I don't ride behind logger trucks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't do that switching lanes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm scared to for a long time, actually, bro.

[Grits]

I need y' all to get off the expressway. Like, that may have me nervous.

[Eagle Witt]

That movie should have got them banned.

[Grits]

Real. And you know, the thing is, there is logger truck, like, routes that they got to take. It's like specific roots they got.

[Eagle Witt]

Really.

[Grits]

Hell yeah. Because you know that thing, like, if. If any. Anything go wrong, it's over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's done.

[Grits]

Nigga got she niggas is launching tree

[Eagle Witt]

statues full of trees.

[Big Cat]

A measure of trees is flying at you 80 miles per hour. Got a Dodge of trees.

[Eagle Witt]

You think the final destination people. You think they knew that they was making, like, a classic thing for people to be terrified of for the rest of their life.

[Big Cat]

They had to.

[Grits]

I think. I think it. I think it's like kind of like one of those things where it was somebody on set like that. Like, this is something that scares me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And I think that you. Yeah. It universally fucked niggas up, right?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, everybody. Don't matter who you are, Race.

[Grits]

I wonder what they did to the logging industry. They was like, man, we can't even ride on expressway no more. These fucking movies Bro.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? That was some wild. The latest Final Destination was some wild shit.

[Big Cat]

I didn't see this.

[Eagle Witt]

I love all of them, man. I seen it. That, man.

[Grits]

Look, I'm gonna tell you, my daughter, she loves shit like that.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I'm gonna tell you. When my kids was going apeshit over there, that monkey movie.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's a good movie.

[Grits]

The. The one where he. With this, we climb the symbols and then just start dying.

[Eagle Witt]

Is that fire like that, bro?

[Grits]

That is amazing, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

I think.

[Grits]

Did I see, brother? Opening scene. Yeah, bro, the opening scene, bro. They pop got his blown off with a shotgun.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, I do know what you talking about.

[Grits]

What is it called?

[Big Cat]

It's. I can't remember the name of it.

[Grits]

Monkey move. I'm just typing monkey movie.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't think I'll be seeing a lot of movies. Damn. Talking to y', all, I realized, like, wow. I really be watching.

[Grits]

That's what it's called, though. The Monkey.

[Big Cat]

That's what it's called. Oh, yeah, the monkey.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I. I ain't gonna lie. That's like. That's my. Yeah, a nice. A good movie I have. I still haven't seen.

[Eagle Witt]

Y' all seen Obsession?

[Big Cat]

Yes, he seen. I ain't seen nothing.

[Eagle Witt]

Smack. My Nick ain't gonna lie. That one scene.

[Grits]

We talking about the car scene.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, the car scene, bro. When I say I did not know she was gonna wild out like that.

[Grits]

Let me tell you something, bro, that

[Eagle Witt]

I was in the theater. I went by myself.

[Big Cat]

It was.

[Eagle Witt]

There was a sitting next to me, like, on the other. I almost grabbed this. A stranger, yo, that was great.

[Grits]

In a real way. Me and my girl sitting next door, we was like, that was crazy. Yeah, bro, it was crazy.

[Big Cat]

I haven't seen the movie, but I've seen the car scene. I've seen the car scene.

[Eagle Witt]

It builds up to it in a crazy way.

[Grits]

Turned his face into a fucking pancake.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, bro.

[Big Cat]

Smash the shit. I said, what is this?

[Grits]

Yo, she.

[Big Cat]

She.

[Grits]

First of all, you know how ill you gotta be to premeditate that.

[Eagle Witt]

I had a little hopeless romantic in me in the scene too, where I was like, oh, they about to kiss. Oh, shit.

[Grits]

Listen, listen.

[Eagle Witt]

Wild.

[Grits]

Me too. I was like, ah, finally. You know what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

He needs this.

[Grits]

Finally. He didn't realize. He would have cried. But, like, honestly, that's all his fault.

[Eagle Witt]

All his fault.

[Grits]

Because she gave him the opportunity to

[Eagle Witt]

shoot the shot when she was sleeping too. She had, like, that little night terror where she was like, yo, kill me. Like, kill me.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Nah, I kind of like this. Like, the nigga weird.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's all funny games when somebody face gets mad.

[Grits]

Well, it's classic. It's classic. Like, I'm the nice guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Look, before he made the wish and turned the bitch crazy, she asked him like, do you like me? And she's like, if you. If you ever gonna tell me, now is the time. And he like, huh? We're friends. She walk away. This nigga go, I wish she loved me more than anybody in the world. Snap, nigga, do you know what? You more than herself.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. What you just unleashed at this point? Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Yo, he went to work. She stood there until he got off. Shit, piss all in the floor. Stood right there in the same spot.

[Eagle Witt]

Bro, I. I ain't gonna lie, man. He that pissed me off so much watching him be pussy. I'm like, bro, there can't be niggas who's that scared to talk to girls. And it's his friend. It's not even like it's a stranger, bro. Tell her how you feel, dog.

[Grits]

The thing about it is, these are like. This is like what they talking about when they say incels. Like, these niggas are terrified of women,

[Eagle Witt]

which is so crazy.

[Grits]

Which is. And then will you gonna wish the bitch loved you more than anything else in the world. And then you damn near sacrificed your whole friend group about that real talk. And then she woke up and had to live with it.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, that was the interesting part at the end. At the end, they was like. Somebody asked me that scene, the movie. They was like, did you feel bad for her at the end that she just. Now she got a murder charge. Like, she going to jail.

[Grits]

Murder. And I said, a triple homicide.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. And I said I did for a second, and then I remembered it was a white girl. And I was like.

[Big Cat]

So she went to jail at the end?

[Grits]

I don't know.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, you know, it's like a triple.

[Grits]

The only way to break the spell is for him to kill, for him to die. The only way to break the spell is for him to die. Okay, so did he kill himself?

[Eagle Witt]

I can't remember. He died, though.

[Grits]

He died. So then the.

[Eagle Witt]

So he did kill himself. He took the pills?

[Grits]

Yeah, he took the pills. Yo, she popped his, man. She killed the girl he had a crush on.

[Eagle Witt]

I was sick about her popping his man's too. Yo, he just got a billy for a billion dollars.

[Grits]

Yo, the nigga's in an apartment. This said, I wish I had A billion dollars snap. The start falling from the ceiling.

[Eagle Witt]

Then this gonna show up to his man's crew like, oh, that we up. He a good friend. He like, bro, we up. We rich.

[Grits]

Yeah, yo, that we can a million of these.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah, get shot.

[Grits]

He popped his ass, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

That was. That might have been the hardest part for me. Yeah, that was sad for me. I was like, damn, he was just up.

[Big Cat]

Just up.

[Grits]

Nah, bro, that nigga ain't get to spend a dollar, son.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy.

[Grits]

So he already popped the pills. So he fade. You know what I'm saying? She peeped too. Like, he gonna die now. Whatever this is is like a demon type shit. So the demon peeping finna die. So then, yo, first of all, she was feeding this nigga his dead cat. Let's talk about that. Oh, my God. She was feeding this nigga his dead cat. Did she? Either way, if you even us telling you this shit, you watch the movie, it's still gonna be impactful.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

But either way, he dies, she snap out of it and come to and realize like, yo, I didn't kill everybody in this.

[Eagle Witt]

Damn, that's a really good movie. Hearing you recap it makes me think, like, wow, that was a banger.

[Grits]

No, it was a banger, dog. A real. That was a real 10. 10, bro. Yeah, like a real 10 out of 10.

[Big Cat]

Now I gotta watch it now.

[Eagle Witt]

And I can see them making. Making, you know, the. The second, the third, the fourth version. You can even change it from love. Any wish, really. Because you can see how wishes can go too far with that type.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be careful what you wish for. Table.

[Grits]

Yeah, I think that there could definitely be a continuation or at least like, create a universe around that. What was it? That.

[Eagle Witt]

The willow. Willow.

[Big Cat]

Well, that was it. What's the name, too, though, right? When they snapped it. When she snapped the twig and the children.

[Grits]

No, no, no. See, that is a totally different thing.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Grits]

All right. She was doing real witchcraft.

[Big Cat]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Grits]

You know what I'm talking about. Weapons.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a different. That's a different.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Grits]

Nah, Shorty was doing. She was. She. I got your hair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I got everything.

[Eagle Witt]

Crazy.

[Grits]

Yeah, that movie was wild.

[Big Cat]

Weapons had me till they put a

[Grits]

big ass AR15 like that.

[Eagle Witt]

I ain't like about weapons. I felt like. I felt like they got into it weird. Like for the first couple, you know, iterations of going back and forth, it's almost like I didn't know what was happening. I'm like, what the Fuck. It took me a minute to catch on, like.

[Grits]

Oh, that's the part that I like about it the most, though. I like when things start in the middle and then they work it back because then it's like. Cause you know, and the inquisitive shit is like, what the fuck?

[Eagle Witt]

How we get here?

[Grits]

Yeah. So they gonna keep you hook. Hook. I ain't going to lie. The way they did her at the end is the way the working class should do. Elon Musk right now, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

This Elon. A trillion dollars, bro.

[Big Cat]

Just.

[Grits]

Just limb from limb.

[Big Cat]

Can't find them right now.

[Grits]

Honestly, I'm going to keep it a bang. Like, I don't even believe that.

[Big Cat]

You don't think it's a trillion for real?

[Grits]

Come on, my.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, it's not liquid.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's not.

[Grits]

Don't count. I'm tired of. And they net worth.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm tired.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Pull that cash out.

[Big Cat]

Give me a trillion cash right now.

[Grits]

If a in the hood tell you he got 100 racks he got on him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

When they say that, what's the name that got away?

[Big Cat]

Frank Williams.

[Grits]

Frank Williams. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

When they said that had 30 mil, he had that. He had it cash. You is out here inflating numbers, all this digital. I don't believe.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't believe.

[Grits]

Yeah, I think that's just for Elon to feel proud of himself, I guess. Whatever.

[Big Cat]

I guess.

[Grits]

He's a weirdo.

[Eagle Witt]

Trillion, bro.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's a weirdo dog. Then when he lied him on the Epstein Island.

[Grits]

Yeah. Yo, yo, imagine that. Yeah, imagine you can't get in that club.

[Eagle Witt]

They go, nah, he too weird for you.

[Big Cat]

He too weird for us.

[Grits]

Yeah. I mean, like these kids. Yeah, I'm trying to. I'm trying to these kids in peace. Eli's weird ass.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Scaring the kids. All right, my bad. Nah, I'm gonna tell you another joint, back rooms. You seen that? What's that?

[Eagle Witt]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Grits]

What is that? Is that the name of it? Back room. Yo, they have made so much money,

[Eagle Witt]

I haven't seen it yet. All right, But I don't trust a 24 for real. Last couple a 24s left me, like,

[Grits]

I'm gonna tell you, man. They said they tricky, man.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, they fuck up sometimes they'll hit or miss. Abstract. I'd be like, bro, what is this?

[Grits]

Yeah, I'm gonna keep it real. Like it's a couple of movies they got like, where I'm like, man, bruh, like, they hits really Be hits you like back room.

[Eagle Witt]

You didn't like it.

[Grits]

I don't wanna talk about it. You haven't seen it.

[Eagle Witt]

That means you ain't like it, though.

[Grits]

I don't fuck with it.

[Eagle Witt]

I might not even watch it now.

[Grits]

I say. I say what I said when I left out there. I was like, I could have waited for prom.

[Eagle Witt]

That's a 24, man. They used to be nice.

[Grits]

They.

[Eagle Witt]

Hey, listen, hockey, they got too crazy artsy.

[Grits]

Yeah, when that. Everything everywhere, all at once did the way the numbers them ain't been the same since because Hereditary is one of the greatest horror movies.

[Big Cat]

Hereditary might be the best gay movie.

[Grits]

It's the greatest ever. I'm. I'm putting it top three forever.

[Big Cat]

Sure, I can't put it over Exorcist,

[Grits]

the original one, but I got Reddit series.

[Eagle Witt]

Crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Yo, this is the thing, yo. Yo, the girl got her head knocked off first 20 minutes. Yeah, he didn't.

[Big Cat]

He didn't say nothing. He didn't make a. He went upstairs, went to sleep.

[Grits]

Yeah, listen, brothers laid down. That was in real shock. Yeah, bro, Imagine finding your sister. Yo, first of all, why are you hanging out the window?

[Big Cat]

She couldn't breathe.

[Grits]

And this is a big ass house. But why y' all got her this. You know, this is like. You know, y'.

[Eagle Witt]

All.

[Grits]

Y' all see her. Why are you making me take her to the party with.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Go ahead, pop your. Though.

[Eagle Witt]

No, I had a crazy hereditary story. But as I was about to say it, I was like, I probably shouldn't say this on the podcast.

[Grits]

Why not?

[Eagle Witt]

Crazy. I almost feel bad. But you know what? We'll have a little fun. I did a show. Once this lady comes out, I'm gonna clean this story up. This lady comes out, and she looked real familiar, right? And she actually didn't look familiar now I think about it. She didn't look familiar at first. Older. Older white lady. And she like hitting on me. And I'm like, not with the shits. And she keep going. Her friend go, hey, man, you might want to talk to her. You know, she big in Hollywood. I said, oh, yeah? What you do? She said, well, my daughter is like, big actress. I said, who's your daughter? The little bitch from Hereditary. And then I looked at the mom and I said, oh, my God, these niggas got the same face. This is crazy. This is crazy. They had the exact same face. It was nuts. It was so crazy. I was like, oh, my God, bitch. This is crazy.

[Big Cat]

Nah.

[Eagle Witt]

Exact same face, bro.

[Big Cat]

Can't lead off with that.

[Eagle Witt]

And then she showed her other daughter, same face.

[Grits]

Oh, this is hereditary.

[Big Cat]

Face hereditary.

[Grits]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

that's what I got the idea for the movie.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

They seen that family.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

God damn.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, bro.

[Big Cat]

Perfect.

[Grits]

Somebody saw. They saw.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Did something, somebody sacrifice their soul?

[Eagle Witt]

Well, it's funny because I thought it was like a, you know, like a thing.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

That made her look like that. Yeah, that's just how they look.

[Grits]

No, it's just they think. Hey, I mean, I'm not gonna lie. My.

[Eagle Witt]

That's what I was trying to clean up. I didn't know how to say that.

[Big Cat]

I mean, there's no way to clean it up.

[Grits]

You just gotta let that. What?

[Big Cat]

It's what it is, dog.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? She is who she is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Yo, listen, and also, like, like, you're not big in Hollywood, cuz. That's your daughter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

You know, absolutely not.

[Grits]

I'm just Keep it real. I'm bigger than her.

[Eagle Witt]

Trying to put too much on it. Her friend was trying to be the best wingman ever.

[Grits]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

She put a lot on it.

[Eagle Witt]

She.

[Grits]

Yeah, I, I. You. You really give the white women hell. But they do it to themselves.

[Eagle Witt]

I do.

[Grits]

You do. And then they do it to themselves.

[Eagle Witt]

I give white women hell. But, you know, it's so funny because everybody noticed I give white women hell. And keep in mind, I'm gonna slow down on that. Cause I don't want white women to be what trans people is to Chappelle. I don't want white women to be for me, I don't want to have one topic where people like, well, he always talking about this. So once the first special job, nigga, I'm done with white women. But I just like giving groups, especially in whiteness, that don't get enough hell. Hell, like, I talk shit about liberal white people constantly. I talk shit about liberal white people more than I talk shit about conservative white people, because I just feel like they don't get enough heat.

[Grits]

I'm gonna be the person to tell you, you know, I'm 154 episodes in. I'm talking shit about white people. So you don't have to really worry about it. I think it's a sustainable thing.

[Eagle Witt]

No, no, it's very sustainable.

[Grits]

They need that smoke.

[Eagle Witt]

They need that smoke. But I definitely target the ones in the group who get the less of the smoke.

[Grits]

Yeah. Like when you said how they're like, yeah, that was a very. That was a succinct way of saying it. That you. You weapon. What would you say using oppression as privilege.

[Eagle Witt]

Use oppression as a privilege. Why does that sound so fun, so familiar?

[Grits]

It's your joke.

[Eagle Witt]

I know. I forget my own jokes.

[Grits]

I'm like, you said using oppression as privilege. Like. Like, basically about being women. Basically white women. If he called me.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Like, they'll call you a. And be like, you can't hit me.

[Big Cat]

Can't hit me.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah, Now I remember the joke. Yeah.

[Grits]

Nah, white women will do that too.

[Eagle Witt]

100% they will. They hide behind being a woman.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

And it's like, I get it. And that is an oppressive state to be a woman. But y' all still not as oppressed as black men in America, so. What are you talking about?

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Why do I gotta bow down for your shit?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And why you can get that off? Like, I ain't gonna lie, man. I think. I think I would be a little bit more. It's just that I want n to up their quality of white women when they decide to be in interracial relationships.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, I was gonna ask you, how do you feel about interracial relationships? Cause that's the only part of me as a militant nigga that's not super militant, because I'm mixed. So I just feel like it's my being, so it feels. I'm torn.

[Grits]

I mean. Yeah. You know, as a biracial. You know what I'm saying? But I was. See, this is the thing about me. You know, I'm biracial, but I was adopted at birth. Oh, okay, okay, okay. The only thing I know is black people.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

My mom are black. And I mean, my birth parents, my biological parents, white mom, black dad.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Real North Carolina shit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

But my. My parents is black black, man.

[Eagle Witt]

You don't only buy Rachel to beat the charges.

[Grits]

Oh, for sure.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Because you ain't never met her.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Hey, look, man.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I'm saying this is a product. That white mama is really a thing.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. But you ain't meter.

[Grits]

Yeah. Dodge the bullet, son.

[Big Cat]

I love seeing biracial kids come together. Just come together.

[Eagle Witt]

That's what we said. We gonna call this episode.

[Grits]

One whole nigga, one whole.

[Eagle Witt]

Two niggas.

[Grits]

Two are possible. But nah, the thing is, is that it's like, this is my thing. I think that everybody. You know, race mixing has been. That's America. You know what I mean? Whether it was consensual or not, it is a thing. And I think that as long as your reasoning for dating white women ain't because you. Well, Black women it is. And black women, like, yo, like, if you gotta put down your own race to justify dating outside your race, I don't fuck with it.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't fuck with it either.

[Grits]

But if this somebody you just fell in love with and it's genuine, I can't. What am I saying?

[Eagle Witt]

Get it how you live. I will say this. See, I'm a weird person. I think conceptually, like, and this is how I am with a lot of shit in life. I can understand things without participating.

[Grits]

Yeah, that's the same way. I just don't know what I'm gonna talk to a white woman about.

[Eagle Witt]

That's my thing. And keep in mind, I'll keep it a stack. I've had sex with white women. I've never been in a relationship with a white woman, and I never would be. You know, I just don't know how we can engage on that deep of a level.

[Big Cat]

I mean, is trying to survive at this point. Sometimes.

[Grits]

Yeah, I think nigga trying to survive. So sometimes, man, when you see the white woman, that certain niggas is with you like that boy going through it, man. Yeah, yeah, this is insurance policy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He gotta survive.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? This is his. This is. This is his form of a college degree.

[Big Cat]

College degree is up there. Yeah.

[Grits]

I tell niggas all the time, like, don't stop coming up with black women. Having a black woman support you, and then you get a little success and then you leave her for a white woman. Like, reverse that come up off the white.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, you should leave the white one for a black woman once you get up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, for sure.

[Eagle Witt]

High school ball players should be with a white girl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Make it to the A and then switch.

[Grits]

Switch.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah, that's fire.

[Grits]

Russell Wilson.

[Big Cat]

Wilson did it smart.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, Russell Wilson did at the draft.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right at the. Right after college.

[Grits]

Because did you see how that white woman, she was happy? Yo, she had. It was all 32. She was like, you never seen that picture?

[Eagle Witt]

No

[Big Cat]

crazy ones.

[Grits]

I'll show you this.

[Big Cat]

She just knows she hit the lottery, son.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't do a relationship with a white woman. But to each his own, you know? I mean, like, if somebody else does it, good for you, man. Figure it out. It ain't for me. Look how she looks. That's crazy.

[Grits]

She looked.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, that's silly.

[Big Cat]

She's like, yeah, baby.

[Grits]

Nah, no, listen, I'm gonna tell you something. He saw that picture and was like,

[Eagle Witt]

no, nah, nah, you gotta get rid

[Grits]

of that Yeah, I gotta get rid of that. That's a demon.

[Eagle Witt]

That's all you.

[Grits]

That's the white devil right there, man.

[Big Cat]

If he would have kept that girl, he would have told at least. Yeah.

[Grits]

Running from the police. Yeah. I ain't gonna hold you, though. Like, I'm really into each his own type, nigga.

[Eagle Witt]

Same, same, same.

[Grits]

But I am also kind of a yo. Don't be like, super pro militant black. And then you just like, yeah, this is. And here's Kimberly.

[Eagle Witt]

No, no, no, I'm with that, too. If you super militant and your girl, your wife is a white girl. I question it.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

So you know all the history, and that's your choice.

[Big Cat]

That's what you're doing.

[Grits]

Afrocentric and, like, you know the history of white people. You know the history of politics and

[Eagle Witt]

then the history of white women with black men when you crazy. History.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You see what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

How they tore down everything because of that? Over and over again, over and over, nigga.

[Grits]

They're the catalyst for a lot of, like, towns being ravaged. They're the catalyst for a lot of lynchings. They're the catalyst for a lot of niggas getting their dicks cut off. Just straight up. And then I. It's like sometimes you'll see, like, the most beautiful Afrocentric black woman. And, like, she know her history. She well read. She a boho type vibe. Shorty was like, yeah. And then here's. This is Thomas, and it's like, pasty ass white.

[Big Cat]

What's going on?

[Grits]

Yeah, Thomas, you pulled. You one, boy.

[Big Cat]

That'd be the thing. When. When white. When white men get the sisters, they be looking good. When the brothers get the white women, they be looking like.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm not gonna lie, bro. You so right, bro. With a black girl, it'd be the finest.

[Grits]

He get a black.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he get it. Like, get some nice.

[Grits]

Yeah, something nice. Yeah, you go get him a real.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Ting will take whatever they can get.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Trying to survive.

[Grits]

Yeah. You know, white man, they go top shelf. Black one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

And you go, taco vodka, white one.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, yo, black man won't even. Won't even go. You know how you in the store, you go for the bottle on the back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

It's the colder bottle don't even do that. They just. Let me get this first one right here. Yeah.

[Grits]

Oh, man, what is this? Christian Brothers. I'll take it.

[Big Cat]

I'll take it, baby.

[Grits]

Yeah. Let's talk about something else. Just because this happened, like, yo, Scarface and Scarface y' all was fighting over this bony white bitch. Like, yo, this the bitch is. Scarface is.

[Eagle Witt]

I think I never. I never got through Scarface.

[Grits]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Really.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't. I don't even like it.

[Grits]

Really.

[Eagle Witt]

I watched a couple minutes of it. I feel like I'm the only person I know that don't like it. I watched a couple minutes of it. I was like, eh, I'm gonna keep

[Grits]

it a big turn. It's not the best movie in the world when you watch it with adult eyes. It's like, all right. With adult eyes. Shot of Stills holds up. Shotas is still a good movie.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

Belly's is still that.

[Eagle Witt]

Belly's amazing.

[Grits]

But Scarface, when you look back on, you like, man, this shit's stupid, man.

[Eagle Witt]

I thought it was so dumb. I watched. I might have watched 20 minutes of it, and I turned it off. I was like, I don't think this. I saw how long it was, too.

[Grits]

I said, yeah, niggas went on the first drug deal. The homie got his arm cut off with a chainsaw, everything.

[Big Cat]

Cause a homie. Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

But the bigger thing is this, like, yo, this nigga slimed his boss out and took his girl. And this is a skinny. Like, this is 1980s anorexic white bitch

[Eagle Witt]

that was in back then.

[Grits]

Not even cute.

[Eagle Witt]

They fucked with that back then.

[Grits]

Yeah, a bag of bones.

[Big Cat]

That was top level back then.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, back then, they fucked with that.

[Big Cat]

That was it. Cokehead.

[Grits]

Yeah, she was definitely on that blow.

[Eagle Witt]

You watch like, Pulp Fiction, they was going up for skinny white bitches.

[Big Cat]

Pulp Fiction is a great movie.

[Eagle Witt]

Pulp Fiction is fire.

[Grits]

Yeah, this makes sense.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, back then, that was the era.

[Big Cat]

That was a thing.

[Grits]

Yeah, I want white women to get back to that, though. Like, why y' all getting bbls? Go start back getting bulimia.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, you know, I don't like. I don't.

[Grits]

I don't like having to bulimic white bitches.

[Eagle Witt]

I don't like that Kim Kardashian gets credit for the BBO. Nigga, Nikki took bullets for that BBO. Nicki Minaj is the originator of making BBLS popular, 100%. And she took all the shots because her shit was, like, one of the first major ones out. So it looked crazy.

[Grits]

Her shit was whack.

[Eagle Witt]

She was. Exactly. But she was the og. And then everybody like, nah, they got bbls because of Kim. No, Kim got bbos because of Nikki.

[Grits]

That's real.

[Eagle Witt]

Nikki showed the light.

[Grits]

And Nikki. Nikki got it from somebody Brazilian. Evidently.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, evidently.

[Big Cat]

She seen as I want that.

[Grits]

It's in the name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I'm not gonna lie. It's a nasty bbo, especially for somebody that don't know how to shake their ass.

[Eagle Witt]

Talking about Nikki.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, yeah. Nikki had a crazy, crazy. Remember the one when she was sitting down and. Yeah, see her?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a little pop.

[Grits]

Yeah. Listen, man, this is when I'm. I'm Keep it real. Like, there was a point in time where, like, Hollywood really did feel scary.

[Eagle Witt]

Like a point in time, it still feels good. This still feels scary.

[Grits]

I mean, I'm never, like, I'm not a. I'm not a. I'm not a. Aspire to be a Hollywood. But I'm just saying, like, it's a time when. Like that, like when that. When that, like a Nicki Minaj bbl. Like to be a star, you got to be sitting. It's something in your body that don't belong there. And like, the way.

[Eagle Witt]

And it's crazy because. Wow. Pretty. She could have just been skinny and pretty, and he had been like, yo,

[Grits]

the same thing with Lil Kim. Same thing with, like, Summer Walker. Summer Walker Walker.

[Big Cat]

Bibio's nuts, yo.

[Eagle Witt]

Shouts to Summer, though. Summer be liking my stand up. I appreciate you DM me anyway, Summer.

[Grits]

Something about Summer Walker that just seems, like, intentional.

[Eagle Witt]

I think Summer got a little bit of that, you know, she's just a little crazy, that's all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You know, she's walking through Chicago with the slippers on in the road.

[Grits]

I saw that.

[Eagle Witt]

Smoking cigarettes in the hood.

[Big Cat]

In the hood. It looked like she was in the hood.

[Grits]

I'm gonna keep it real. I like. It's just something about me that respects that now.

[Big Cat]

I respect it.

[Grits]

But her. But her.

[Eagle Witt]

I respect it, but it's dangerous.

[Grits]

It is dangerous. But the BBL looks crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

She also changed her face, right?

[Grits]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, and her original face was fire, dog.

[Grits]

Listen, bro, she's a pretty girl.

[Eagle Witt]

Very pretty, very beautiful.

[Grits]

I don't know, man. You know, that's why. That's the thing about Hollywood. It's like, it's that influential. It has these. All these beautiful people, like, augmenting their bodies.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something, man. Nothing make me more uncomfortable than showbiz. That shit turned my stomach and I'm in it and that and I. It turns my stomach. It make me nauseous, bro. For real, for real, for real. I hate this industry. Like, I talk about retiring every day, every day. At least once a day. I I have a conversation with somebody where I'm like, yeah, I'm be out this. I don't got the bread yet. Once I got the bread and I done dropped a couple classic pieces of art where I feel like I pushed the art form. Never hear from me again.

[Big Cat]

It's done.

[Eagle Witt]

Done.

[Grits]

So 250, man. We almost there.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, I look at. I look at, like, Frank Ocean, Lauryn Hill. That's my dream career.

[Grits]

Yeah. Hit a lick and I'm out.

[Big Cat]

Bounce.

[Eagle Witt]

Got a legacy, everybody. Wow.

[Grits]

Gotta be smart, too. Like, gotta go Lenny Kravitz and just go buy acres in Belize, son. And just.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, bro, I'm not living here either, bro.

[Grits]

Yeah, I think the dream, like. Like, I want my babies to be cool, though.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

But I got teams.

[Eagle Witt]

You gotta make enough money to so generational wealthy type.

[Grits]

But you know what I'm saying, When I get to a certain age and my babies is good, like, I. My youngest is eight, so 10 years, that'll be graduation from high school. But, yeah, man, like, go. Go kick it somewhere, bruh.

[Big Cat]

Just go live, bro.

[Grits]

Yeah, get rid of the phone. Like, you gotta hit me on a landline, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, you ain't see my phone, bro. I'm a hippie, for real. That's my phone.

[Grits]

No, I know you green bubble, but, yeah, you know what? I'm gonna keep it real. I respect the green bubble now, bro. I might go green bubble on you. I might get a huawei.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm telling you, it's the way to live, bro. Yeah, I be touching grass. For real, for real. I'm. I'm about. I'm about probably 5% away from being a hotel. I'm so close.

[Big Cat]

You be a hotel.

[Eagle Witt]

Every so often I talk to my hotel friend and I realize, oh, I'm not really a hotel. Cool.

[Big Cat]

Extreme.

[Grits]

So, you know what's funny is, like, hotel, hotel. Like, technically, I'm a hotel.

[Eagle Witt]

Somebody said this. I told somebody I was doing your pod. Somebody was like, that got a hotel. I was like, you think?

[Grits]

Not technically, because. Because of what it was originally before it. Okay.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Because now, like, hotels and like, black Hebrew Israelites is kind of like. You see them as the same, but technically, like. Like, Dr. Umar is a hotel.

[Big Cat]

He is a hotel.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, he a hotel.

[Big Cat]

He's a hotel.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, he's a hotel.

[Grits]

But I'm not. I'm not.

[Eagle Witt]

And I fuck with Dr. Umar.

[Grits]

I'm hotel adjacent because I'm not as misogynistic as these niggas.

[Eagle Witt]

That's where I think it's a big tenet. I think there. And I think some of the conspiracy theories is where I draw the line, where I go. I guess I'm not a hotel.

[Grits]

Yeah. I don't think, like. I don't think, like, I don't think they making the frogs gay and shit like that. Like, I don't think all that, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm gonna tell this story.

[Grits]

That's what niggas. I'm telling you, brother. There's a study. They did some. Some shit. It has something to do with soy or something that was making the frogs, like, genders change.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And then they convinced that they started doing that to humans.

[Eagle Witt]

And I'm not with all that. I'm not with that nigga. First of all, that's stupid.

[Grits]

You know, they.

[Big Cat]

When.

[Grits]

When crack don't work, you just. You just gotta let the elements happen. Yeah. Like, you just gotta let natural selection take over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean, I need to be gay

[Grits]

from the beginning of time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

100.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

This is the thing.

[Eagle Witt]

It's just. They comfortable coming out now.

[Grits]

That's it in nature.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

100 and everything. So it's like if a. If. But the thing is, it's like 100 years ago, if a nigga had too much fashion sense, they just kill him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Not being fly to death.

[Grits]

Yeah. This got bedazzled cowboy boots. Kill that. Kill him right now.

[Big Cat]

You can bedazzle anything right now.

[Grits]

My.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, everything. That's the big argument right now that women are having with the bedazzled jeans. They don't want to with. With bedazzled jeans.

[Grits]

I mean, let be flamboyant.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. But ain't nobody more homophobic than a woman. They front like,

[Grits]

women are super homophobic. They assume everything a do is gay is gay.

[Eagle Witt]

Everybody was gay.

[Big Cat]

Everything but their best friend be gay.

[Eagle Witt]

Women, Women ain't homophobic about gay. They homophobic about. They like, if. Yeah, yeah. You better be the straightest straight. You better not show a sign.

[Grits]

Yeah. But you also, like, I don't. I don't know. There is like. There is an aspect of like, women want a created player. Women want a super nigga. He could fight. He's emotionally intelligent. He has a great relationship with his parents. He'll shoot somebody in the face, go

[Eagle Witt]

to church after shooting CEO, Right.

[Grits]

It's like, God damn, man.

[Eagle Witt]

CEO, but not a capitalist.

[Grits]

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Everything you say, they want the inverse too.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's the thing. It's like, you got to Pick one another. You know what I mean? Sometimes, like. Sometimes like the nigga that had to protect you also doesn't have impulse control, so you gonna go to prison because one day gonna protect you a little too much. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, ain't no coming back from that.

[Grits]

I protect your neck, too.

[Eagle Witt]

Listen. I tell a woman straight to her face, I'll be like, yo, you fast. Cause I'm fast.

[Big Cat]

Beat them feet.

[Grits]

I'm a real. I'm a real, like, I'm a sensitive situation type. Cause, like, from Atlanta, bruh, are never by themselves.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something.

[Big Cat]

Never by themselves.

[Grits]

Nothing worse than running up on a. And then five pull a tape.

[Eagle Witt]

I grew up with them ones. For real. Like, my friends I grew up with, they really, really. That people get nervous around. And I. I've seen so many things. I go, nothing is what you think it is. I ain't taking too many risks out here. It got to be real. Real apparent that it's. That's a fair one. I'm not taking too many risks, but

[Grits]

it's not enough fair ones out there, bro. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't seen a fair one in a long time, but I know I haven't had. I had. I had a fair. My last firm was in 2011.

[Eagle Witt]

Damn. It's 15 years.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Your fade game is rusty.

[Grits]

Oh, man, that's why the pistol game. Crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Nasty right now.

[Grits]

That's how. Well, that's what happened.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? Because you start getting work like, you start working jobs. Start working on who you fighting at a job.

[Big Cat]

Nope.

[Grits]

You got kids on responsibility.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, who you fighting as a grown up? Whenever I see grownups fighting, I go, what are you doing, man?

[Grits]

And it's never a good fight.

[Eagle Witt]

You a grown up.

[Grits]

I did. See, because they old man, you've been drinking Hennessy and smoking cigarettes for 10 years.

[Eagle Witt]

You getting arrested. Meanwhile, you ain't even knocked this nigga out.

[Grits]

Dope, man. Come on, bro.

[Big Cat]

They both still talking.

[Grits]

That's a lie. I was 22. I was either 21 or 22.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's prime age.

[Grits]

Favorite talking. Said talk crazy to my old lady like it was. This is her. Her best friend's baby. Dad was cussing her the. Out on the speakerphone. My girl like, hey, you know, she tell her like, hey, if y' all gonna argue, can you step outside? Cause my baby sleep. He's like, you tell that bitch to shut up, too. She's like, who you calling a bitch? He's like, who gonna do something? She said, oh, I got somebody to do something, nigga.

[Eagle Witt]

When I say I be avoiding fights, bro, the Knicks shit, the Knicks one. I'm in this big ass push of people. I'm like, trying to get across the street. I bump this girl and her nigga gonna look up at me. She went to say something. I ignored this bitch. I'm like, what are you. I'm ignoring you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Her nigga looked up at me. I said, yo, bro, my fault, bro. Just like that.

[Grits]

Yeah, Honestly, my fault.

[Eagle Witt]

I solve everything.

[Grits]

I saw, like, girl, like, ladies, women, like. This is another thing. The. What'd you say? Using your oppression, privilege.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, yeah.

[Grits]

This thing is a real thing. Stop putting niggas in dangerous situations.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Like, stop trying to put your man in a situation where, oh, he gotta defend your honor. Cause you feel like, I'm gonna talk tough to a man, and then your fucking man get his shit blown off. And now you owe my baby. And this nigga in the clouds on Facebook. All cause you just. Cause a nigga bumped into you and you just couldn't let it go.

[Eagle Witt]

Or a nigga bumps into you and then that comedian gets beat up. Me, I got washed. I think that nigga would have beat me up. I ain't gonna lie. His eyes. I was like, ah. I was like, this ain't the one I want.

[Grits]

I mean, he fighting for his pride.

[Big Cat]

I mean, yeah, he fight. He fighting for his girl.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, I bumped your girl by accident. Care right now?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Hey, look, it's bigger than you.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, that's why I hit this with the. Yo, my fault, bro. It's. It's busy out here. My fault. What you want me to do?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I didn't even know, like, people. I just assumed that in New York, like, people just.

[Big Cat]

They get bumped and keep pushing.

[Grits]

Bumped and keep.

[Eagle Witt]

No, it was so crowded, though, with that Knicks thing. It was like. It was a lot. I think everybody was hot. Everybody was, like, trying to move, and the cops was stopping us. It was. It was a lot. People was in bad moods.

[Big Cat]

She was just aggravated, that's all.

[Grits]

She was just.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, Eve was aggravated. She was aggravated. Everybody was aggravated. Yeah.

[Grits]

You know, it just. All it take is a little goddamn. Little goddamn misunderstanding to have a nigga moment, man.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Mm.

[Grits]

Yeah. We learned about this on the boondocks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, man.

[Grits]

Hey, man, what has been so. You know, I think being a New York comic, that's a thing, right? You know?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, that's a thing.

[Grits]

I Used to watch, like, one of my favorite comedians was Patrice o'. Neal. So those tough crowd guys goaded, rest in peace, all that. Like, I used to remember that they would talk about the stories that they would have at the Cellar and all this and that. And then it's like, that's when I realized, like, okay, if you want to do comedy, you go LA or New York. And that's two totally different.

[Eagle Witt]

You go to LA to be famous. You go to New York to be good or great.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that.

[Grits]

I say that. That's real. Because, man, what's my man's name, bro? Keep going. I don't know. I'm gonna think about it in a second.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm interested to see how these comedy questions get going. Cause I had guesses in my head as to certain things you were gonna ask me. I was preparing mentally. I was like, I'm ready if this N G a ask me.

[Grits]

Nah, I'm not gonna ask. I don't be asking niggas, like, too crazy and shit. I will say

[Eagle Witt]

it's comedy a topic right now.

[Grits]

Well, because of the funny AF thing. And then the roast.

[Eagle Witt]

Listen, and then you got a lot. I got shit to say about the roast, too. And I've been holding it. Y. I knew I was gonna do this pod, so I was like, if this nigga ask, I'll answer on the podcast on nobody about the roast shit.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How you feel about it?

[Eagle Witt]

It's complicated. I. I feel like this. I feel like. And I know they gonna jump. Especially with this audience, I know they gonna jump. What you mean is complicated? Just hear me out. I think as a culture, we gotta stop responding to everything. And let me explain. So, like, Tony Hinchcliff, that nigga's audience is a whole bunch of racist white people. We were never his audience ever. Right? So when we respond and go, hey, man, I don't like what you said, he now sells more tickets because his audience goes, oh, you pissing off black people even more. I fuck with that. Tony becomes more successful because we respond. Because once again, his audience is racist white people. He is winning by pissing us off. Don't get me wrong. That's a crazy thing he said. But if he says it and we radio silent, he doesn't grow from it. The moment we make a big thing about it, it's trending. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The people that would have liked Tony discover him more. So if there's any racist white people out there who didn't fuck with Tony, Yeah. Now they go, oh, who's this guy? And then they gonna like the rest of his catalog. Cause that's the type of shit he does.

[Grits]

He's pissing off niggers.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. So now Tony goes from selling, you know, I mean, he's already a big comic, but let's say he's selling a few thousand tickets a weekend or whatever or a show. Now he's selling a couple more thousand a show. We literally putting money in this racist nigga's pockets by reacting. Yeah, so that's first. First and foremost is like, I don't react to Tony. Fuck that. And then the second thing is I. I partially agree with Kevin. At the end of the day, Kevin didn't say it. You know what I mean? I feel like we tend to point fingers at each other more than we point fingers at white people. Kevin didn't say it. At the same token, I do feel like Kevin. And I'll say it because whatever, dog, I do feel like Kevin. It's hard for me to say. Cause I'm at a lower level than him. I don't know what he going through. But at the same time, like, you gotta remember who gave you the beginning of your career, which is black people. Kevin came up through us first and then switched over mainstream, which is oftentimes what happens. There's nothing wrong with that. But it's like there must have been a moment where you could have made the decision to not have Tony on the ropes, knowing the type of stand up and type of comedy that Tony does. So I just feel like to me, I question more like, did he have any power when it came to who was gonna be on the dance? Like, who who was gonna be. Who's gonna be roasting? Cause if he had any power in that decision, I go, damn, nigga, you had Tony. Why would you have Tony? You know how Tony talk. You know your audience is black. Why would you have Tony let Tony go over there and do what he do with them? He shouldn't be for us. We shouldn't see him. You know what I'm saying? I'm not gonna censor him. I'm gonna say, hey, nigga, don't do this on our platform. Go do that over there at your clan meeting. Whatever the fuck y' all do, go do that over there.

[Grits]

Yeah, I think also, you know, if everybody, if everybody has the same reaction to Tony's jokes as Regina hall does, then we're good.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, that was the other big thing. I'm so happy you said that. The other Thing is, I don't think Kev fucked up by. By. By sitting there or even by letting Tony on the thing as much as he fucked up by reacting. I think when he giggled, when he laughed at the George Floyd or whatever, when he reacted to it, I was like, ooh. Cause I remember being in the crib and being like, ooh, no, Kev, don't react. I literally yelled out, don't react. Cause I fuck with Kevin. I love Kevin Hart, like, as a comic. I've met him in person a couple times. Great human being, like, all that. Nothing bad to say about the nigga. So when I seen him react, I went, ooh, they not gonna like that. Kev said, why would you react to that? You should have straight faced that. At minimum.

[Big Cat]

You should have straight faced that, at minimum.

[Grits]

Yeah, you know, the camera gonna be

[Eagle Witt]

on it or at least hit one of them classic Kev things and be like, ah, too far. Too much, you know, stand up, make a joke of it. To laugh at it is like, ooh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why you do that?

[Grits]

To laugh at it.

[Eagle Witt]

It's not a great joke either, to laugh at it.

[Grits]

As somebody who was kind of boots on the ground trying to raise funds for George Floyd, too, it's tough. It's a sick look.

[Eagle Witt]

It's a sick look. And it's gotta be complicated for him. Cause, you know, he defended it and thinking to himself, like, but I was boots on the ground. Which is a nuanced argument.

[Grits]

There has to be a thing where, like. Like, some things are just bigger than comedy. And sometimes you can't just be a fucking comedian. You know what I'm saying? Like, I get it. A lot of comedians hide behind that. Well, it's comedy and I'm a comedian. First it's like, nah, listen.

[Eagle Witt]

And I'm gonna say this, man. And let me tell you something, boy, do I take a beating doing the type of standup I do. For real. For real, like, industry wise. It's tough. It's tough. I have lost so many opportunities doing the type of standup I do.

[Grits]

I don't.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm. I don't believe in calling Kevin a coon. I know everybody been calling him a coon lately. I don't think Kevin is a coon. I think it's hyperbolic. I feel like we jump on that word kind of easy, but we'll call anybody a coon.

[Grits]

Yeah, I've been called a coon.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, we call. Exactly. Which is crazy.

[Grits]

Yeah. As soon as you say something niggas don't like You.

[Big Cat]

You're coon.

[Eagle Witt]

Absolutely.

[Grits]

Or, or, you know, as soon as I'll say this for the. For the overly, like, hotel niggas, that's like, their name is Osiris the Son. And, like, they got buku emojis in their. Yeah. Like, being reasonable about life and how humans interact can make you a coon.

[Eagle Witt]

100%.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Here's the thing. So it's like, I'm not going to just jump on calling him a coon, but I will say there's some coon ass comics out here. Not Kevin, but there are others. And, and, and a lot of. Sometimes I get worried that, that we see, like, skin folk, Kinfolk, and we go, oh, that's our. That's our person. And showbiz, like, we see a celebrity that is doing an art form and we go, since they look like us, that's our person technically. But they selling y' all out. They selling us out. For real. For real. And there's artists that aren't selling us out that will never get that spotlight or they'll take a lot longer because they're not selling us out.

[Big Cat]

I got you.

[Eagle Witt]

You know what I mean?

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Don't trust the first person they put in front of you.

[Grits]

Well, normally that's the worst person to piggyback off that, you know? Jay Z announced that he's gonna be selling his Reasonable Doubt vinyl exclusively with Target. And on the back of a Target boycott before dei. It's like, because of the DEI shit, and everybody boycotted Target, and that's been like a steadfast boycott. And then it's like, yeah, now like, I'mma release my shit exclusively through that. Like, people shooting him a lot of bail for that. Because then when it's Jay, it's like, well, there's a lot of artists that release they shit through there. But yeah, there's not a lot of artists at his magnitude that announce that specific partnership.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And for me, it's like, that's not a good look, bro. Cause it's like, my nigga, you know, we in an active boycott against him.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm always cautious with hov. I always give HOV time because I remember the super bowl thing. I remember when he partnered with the NFL and everybody was like, this nigga sellout, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ain't been a white NFL super bowl

[Grits]

halftime show since, and it's just been the biggest.

[Eagle Witt]

So I give HOV grace of time. That's all.

[Grits]

I'm not saying I seen one take.

[Eagle Witt]

I never know what he gonna Do.

[Grits]

So I saw one take. I, you know, I make my jokes about it because it's like the knee jerk reaction was like, fuck. But I seen one dude was like, you know, he's like, you know, when it come to hoe, niggas start talking about this like he Dr. Evil. For real. Hov's a genius.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. You never know.

[Grits]

After that deal, I could see him being ahead of DEI for Target. Like, man, like, you know, but neighbor, like, then again, maybe, I don't know. I say, never know.

[Eagle Witt]

Do some shit. I give him a good year or two. I go, well, what he gonna do

[Grits]

with who might be appointed to the board of directors?

[Eagle Witt]

I think he's the best at sitting at they table and taking over they table.

[Grits]

I mean, hey, man, he's proven it a few times. He got the money to back that up. And, you know, his. The work is the work. Like, the last five years for the NFL has been lit as far as halftime show go. Yeah, the shit has been lit. It's been culturally sound, too. Cause even doing Bad Bunny, this last one was like. That was very culturally sound. Like he was having a moment and shit. Nigga. It exemplified that and the same thing with Kendrick the year before. So, I mean, it makes sense.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Making sense. The only one I ain't like was. And I don't even know if HOV had anything to do with that. When they did the whole, like, when

[Eagle Witt]

56 was the west coast joint.

[Big Cat]

Was that the first one?

[Grits]

It was cool.

[Eagle Witt]

I thought that was the first one.

[Big Cat]

I think that was the first one. That was the first one.

[Grits]

It was cool, but it was, like,

[Eagle Witt]

supposed to be for Dre, I think.

[Grits]

Yeah, it was just like. I get that it's 13 minutes, so it's like, it's only so much of songs you can play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

So it was good for what it was. But I was happy to see that that's not the level it came in where, like, it got a little bit more specific. Like Usher. You know what I'm saying? I think. Who was it?

[Big Cat]

It was Rihanna.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Rihanna did one.

[Grits]

They killed that when they started.

[Eagle Witt]

She had the little Yeezy joint on. She was low key in solidarity with Kanye. Yeah, peep that right. Yeah, it's real smooth how she did that. She didn't say nothing. She did all of the lights. She didn't have to do all the lights.

[Grits]

I was like, I mean, listen, bro, we was talking about that the other day. I told, like, as soon as they announced my deaf play that song.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, all the lights, all the lights.

[Grits]

As soon as they say, Ah, 317. Let's call it 317. Play that.

[Eagle Witt]

I go up for Kanye, bro. I don't hold did whole sets. I don't argue with people over what I, I, I defend Kanye. I'm a Kanye apologist genius, bro. I mean, Kanye could say, yo, Eagles mom that ugly. I'd be like, yo, she is kind of rough. I don't know. I go up for Kanye, bro. Real, for real. Let us be mentally ill too. Out of here. Britney mentally ill as he defending this all the time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

And he way more of a genius than her.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

If you can make all the lights,

[Big Cat]

all the lights, all the lights he made through the wires.

[Grits]

He a got that. I tell you this, this nigga is the musical genius. You can go hit one key on a piano and that's Kanye.

[Eagle Witt]

Ain't that crazy?

[Grits]

That's crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

Everybody know who probably go crazy.

[Grits]

Know what it is, bro? Yeah, he, I mean he having it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he haven't.

[Grits]

I just, you know, I let crazy. And not to be dismissive, but when niggas is getting out they body, I just like, nah, that nigga losing it.

[Eagle Witt]

That's it. But you gotta be able to do that.

[Grits]

But you talking crazy like showing up with the full clan Wizard.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, sure, it's nuts.

[Grits]

But he's, but he's out of his,

[Eagle Witt]

but he out of his mind. We gotta have empathy for each other.

[Grits]

Nah, but I, but I think it's sick. This is the thing. We see what niggas have done with schizophrenia and no money.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Schizophrenia millionaire.

[Grits]

Oh my God. Billion, billion billionaire. Yeah, yeah, you might come clan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you might be Clan Clinton Bixby on him.

[Grits]

Ku Klux Kanye. Yeah, Ku M K, look, this academics ass sitting there like, oh my God,

[Eagle Witt]

he know what to do.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he know what to do.

[Grits]

I'm glad he did it to him though. And not like Sway.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh yeah. It's better doing it to act. Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

If he would have did this way, it would have been crazy.

[Grits]

He's a. Yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

I want to clarify though. Tony Hinchcliffe.

[Grits]

Yeah, Straight up.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I want to just make sure that's clear. Oh yeah.

[Grits]

This your camera right here.

[Eagle Witt]

Everything get clipped up, you know, weird and people, people take out of context on the Internet. Tony Hinchcliffe, straight up.

[Grits]

Hey, where my camera at?

[Big Cat]

You ready? This one.

[Grits]

Tony Henscliffe. I ddt that little bitty ass too. I seen that in the Comedy Store in la. I was like this little.

[Big Cat]

This him.

[Eagle Witt]

You know what's weird about him, too?

[Grits]

Oh, this should have ran up on him, son.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, Tony Hinchcliffe. So my big spirit, my favorite white comic ever is Daniel Tosh. If you ain't familiar, I know everybody familiar with Tosh0. You're not familiar with Daniel Tosh's standup? Go check that shit out.

[Grits]

Daniel Tosh is hilarious, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

Unreal. Good.

[Grits]

Yeah, he's funny.

[Eagle Witt]

That so underrated. Tony Hins clip is a teemu. Daniel Taj.

[Grits]

You know, I, I think the first, the first person that I saw try to like, kind of run with Daniel Tasha Swag was the Anthony Chesel Nick. Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. A lot of the white boys try to be Daniel.

[Grits]

Yeah. But not Daniel. And Tosh point zero was funny.

[Eagle Witt]

It was, it was great. And it was, it was the original of that format.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

In that sense. Yeah.

[Grits]

Early Internet sensation. Yeah, that was a vibe. That's a good show. Yeah. Without Tosh Point zero, we don't get ridiculousness.

[Eagle Witt]

Absolutely.

[Grits]

Yeah, we don't. And you know, they tried to give Patrice a show like that for a little bit, but, yeah, flop type.

[Eagle Witt]

I also like Tasha's career. You know, when I talk about, like, dipping Tash. What? Tosh stole a bag from Comedy Central. Dropped two specials. You never heard from this again? No.

[Grits]

Kizzy, too. That nigga got great politics.

[Eagle Witt]

Who? Tosh? Oh, I didn't know that. No, that's dope.

[Grits]

I pay attention to shit like that.

[Eagle Witt]

That's dope.

[Grits]

But I think, you know, what about this whole, like, how you feel about, like this whole UFC at the White House shit?

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, I'm so out of the loop. I do, I know that he said Michelle Obama's a man or whatever.

[Grits]

I ain't even talking about that. Just the generally trailer park esque activities happening on the White House.

[Eagle Witt]

Donald Trump is the president, bro. Bro.

[Grits]

Darn.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I'm, I'm, I think I have a problem, bro. Like, I, I'm very, I guess unmoved by things.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Like I, I, I, I'm no longer. It's hard to shock me. It's hard for something to happen. And I think people confuse that sometimes for me not giving a fuck. But I care. I just, I was, I was, I was here two days ago, like when, like when Carmelo is going to jail, right? Going to prison. My sister called me bugging about it. I care, but I already, when the shit initially happened, mourned it. I didn't expect him to get out. This is America. So when he Stabbed the nigga. I was like, oh, he going to jail for life. I never once thought otherwise. This is America.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

You know what I mean? I've been mourned it.

[Grits]

Yeah. Honestly, like, I'm not idealistic about things at all.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

So like, like, shit, when I talk to things, when I talk about things at length on the show, of course, like, there's gonna be some passion and emotion about it. But like when it's like when they. Somebody showed me, like, oh, yeah, he just got convicted. I was like, I mean, yeah, it's like, it's like this is like the. It's like the 70th season of the show, I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

Like, it's Sad.

[Grits]

It's the 70th season of a 20 episode season show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I've seen it so many times. You know, like when they talk about Cyrus Cormac, we got Latasha Harland. Like, these are things we've seen happen over and over again. You know what I mean? And I think the self defense, like shout out to Rodney Hinton, but like, that nigga killed his son. That nigga went and killed one of them. Like. And I think like the honest truth of it is it's like that's the only kind of balance that you could find in this shit. And. And you know, for the most part, black people don't want to continue to get the worst end of that stick where it's like, I got to kill a nigga for justice, whereas all they got to do is die. See what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, that's a huge difference. I got a theory. I've been trying to talk about this shit on stage. I think because liberal white people gentrify our hoods, we're becoming liberal white people and that hurts us. Does that make sense? Cause like politically, sure, we kind of align with these niggas most of the time. Right. Most black people vote like liberal white people. But that's it. That's what I think.

[Grits]

I beg the thing.

[Eagle Witt]

We're very different outside of that.

[Grits]

Yeah. Because. Well, the thing is, is like liberal white people are the. The idea of a white person being liberal is just performative of nature.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, it's performative, but they also super optimistic because they fighting for oppression. They're not going through. And that becomes us as a culture because we have proximity to them.

[Grits]

Them.

[Eagle Witt]

So we keep on merging with these just, just based on, even when we're not trying to, the fact that we got to be in the same Neighborhoods with them, it happens, Right. And then we become overly optimistic. So then when a tragedy happens in our community or we don't have justice in our community, we feel more robbed than we would have felt before because we're becoming these white people who believe that justice is coming.

[Grits]

I just don't. I know.

[Big Cat]

I can see what you're saying.

[Eagle Witt]

Is that a crazy thing?

[Grits]

No, it's not a wild. It's not a wild take. Especially. The thing is, is that especially. Especially for the people who pursue higher education and they're spending and they're kind of, you know, forming their politics with liberal white people. And so, you know, when you like, the thing is, anytime you are removed from an environment, you can look upon it, like, with an idealism. So if you leave the hood and you go to college, and then you go to college to do well, you start pursuing your masters and you not in the hood no more, then you start seeing justice as a little bit more idealistic. Whereas, like, when you in it every day, you know that it's kind of hopeless.

[Eagle Witt]

That's right.

[Grits]

And, like, you not supposed to lose hope. I feel that. But, like, there is a certain level of cynicism that this world gonna have, like, you just gonna have to walk around with in order to deal with this. Because I'm like.

[Eagle Witt]

And it's healthy. It keep you sane.

[Grits]

Yeah, because it's like. Because like, that level of expectation and let down will stretch.

[Eagle Witt]

That should have break. That should have kill you 100%.

[Grits]

That's how niggas, you know. You know, to be quite honest, like, it's a lot of niggas that be. That be cooning out of heartbreak. Like, man, let me just join these

[Eagle Witt]

niggas is so true, bro.

[Grits]

Like, let me just join them, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

Fuck it take a lot of these niggas. It take a lot of strength in this industry to not tap dance. A lot of strength. Cause they will shut every door in a talented nigga's face and go, you tap dancing yet? Oh, okay. Well, then you broke. And like, I've seen it. I've seen people be like, yo, I don't got it no more. Fuck it, I'll do whatever.

[Big Cat]

Speaking on that, what's the toughest thing you had to deal with in the industry?

[Eagle Witt]

Last year was tough for me. Last year was really tough for me. I had an hour I put together. I didn't even think it was a special. For real? For real. But I showed it to my manager. My manager was like, nigga, this is a classic. And he was like, we gotta show this around to people. And I. Man, I had a. I'm not. I don't know if I should say his name, but I had a big comic executive producing it. Like, I'm connect, you know, Niggas know me, know me, they respect me. So he was like, yeah, executive producer. Blah, blah, fire. I'm thinking this shit getting made. We bring this shit around, man. One major streamer said the shit was too black, essentially, and then gave a special to whatever, so they said it was too black. And then another streamer basically just denied it based on the numbers level. Because I don't got the numbers yet. You know what I mean? But it was real. It was tough. That was tough. I ain't gonna lie. Like, my dream is to drop classic specials like that.

[Grits]

Have you thought about. I mean, I know this might be unconventional, and I think that, you know, like something like a Josh Johnson just getting an HBO special and stuff like that. And, you know, I was. I mean, whatever. I don't want to talk about your contemporaries, but

[Eagle Witt]

go ahead.

[Grits]

No, I mean, this is like. I know that that's the dream.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Is to get a HBO special.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. That is my dream, too. I love hbo.

[Grits]

That's the only thing I was gonna say. I'm not gonna. I don't know how I feel about the special.

[Eagle Witt]

Listen,

[Grits]

I will fuck it. I'm not.

[Eagle Witt]

What you about to say? I don't even know.

[Grits]

I just, like, realized, like, I. I really do like Josh Johnson and his. Like, to see, like, his consistency and, like, how he's had his rise through consistency. But with the special, I was just like, oh, this nigga just know how to make white people laugh. That's how I felt. I have another thing, too. Have you thought about. Okay, so, like, Ali Sadiq, Domino effect. I love Ali Sadiq. I think Domino effect just hit 20 million. Really?

[Eagle Witt]

I'm trying to get in touch with Ali Sadiq, man. I would give him some to put on his channel.

[Grits]

Do you know him?

[Eagle Witt]

He's the only comic I don't know. I do not know Ali Sadiq personally. Do not know him personally, but I would love to. And I think he'd. With my. But I. I don't got no connect to him. So, you know, but I would love to. Even. Even if I gave him that raw tape that I. That I gave around to HBO and Netflix and all these different places, I would. I'd be like, here, bro.

[Grits]

Hey, what you got? Like a. What you got? Like a Dropbox? Like a file for it or some.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I got a link.

[Grits]

I. I mean, that's my dog.

[Eagle Witt]

Really?

[Grits]

That's my og, nigga.

[Eagle Witt]

Really? Yeah, bro, that'd be love, man. Real. For real.

[Grits]

Listen, bro, I'm gonna tell you the truth. It's the same thing with how I feel about Reg. If I think you funny, nigga, I fuck with you. Like, I don't gotta. You don't have to have, like, it doesn't have to be social media thing. I seen. I seen one of Red shit. Just looking through, don't tell.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, yeah.

[Grits]

And I was like, this nigga funny as hell.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Red's different spots.

[Grits]

He reached out to me when he noticed we was going on tour. I was like, yo, can I open up when you come to New York?

[Eagle Witt]

Let's fire it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And I was like. I was like, oh, you the nigga with the orgy joke on some funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

And I was like, yeah, bro. I was like, pull up.

[Eagle Witt]

Reg got one of my favorite jokes ever. That joke about his cousin having cancer. I don't ever see how hard that

[Grits]

nigga that N said, listen, ever since you got this new haircut, we've been lit.

[Eagle Witt]

Get how hard that joke is to pull off, dog. A rape joke, nigga. That shit is mad hard to pull off. Nah, he's the joke about cancer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

And killed.

[Grits]

Yeah, Reg is. Reg is. So this is my point, though. I didn't look on his page and like, oh, you got 10k followers? Never, bro. I think you're funny. And so. So when he asked me if I knew who you was, I was like, yes, nigga, yes. That nigga's hilarious. I watch him give white people help every day.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something.

[Grits]

I love it.

[Eagle Witt]

I be career wise, bro. I be fighting for my life out here, trying to stay true. For real. For real.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm talking about. I have heard so many different versions of this is too black. This is too black. This is too black.

[Grits]

I think the other thing too, and

[Eagle Witt]

they'll say it in a PC way, but that's what they saying.

[Grits]

I mean, that's what they is. You need universal appeal. You know how that shit. I think the thing is that's been a very apparent for me is that I know the difference between your clips and your set. So I know that, like, when I see you on social media clips, I would love to see your set.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

An hour for me is fun, bro. I think you'd enjoy it.

[Grits]

Yeah. Because I watched Reg when Shortly after he. Shortly after I met him, he came to Atlanta and we hung out and I watched him do an hour and I was like, this is like, this is crazy. It's crazy how tight, how tight y' all can get in in 15 minutes versus when you're out and you can relax a little bit.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, get in the pocket.

[Grits]

It's really nice.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

I love comedy, though. And like, when I was younger, I wanted to be a comedian. When I got older, even with social media, people like, oh, you should get them. Like, I just like, this is a craft, bro. I respect the shit too much.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. I remember when we first got on the phone, I wasn't sure whether or not you were a comic, like, doing comedy. I know you have the pod, but I wasn't sure. Cause I was like, torn. I don't know if he doing stand up too.

[Grits]

Nah, I'm not. But Red say that I basically be doing. He was like. He was like, nigga, you got some stand up shit on there.

[Eagle Witt]

You be fucking shit up.

[Grits]

Yeah, it's really standing up.

[Big Cat]

Stand up on there too.

[Grits]

Yeah, it's a little bit of it because it's like naturally funny. You know what I'm saying? But I think what I do is like, I like to bring an air to that shit where it's like, yeah, we finna talk about some serious shit. But, like, this ain't church. It's our church.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

So we gonna fuck off in here a little bit. Cause I like having fun, man.

[Eagle Witt]

I got men. Listen, man, you know what was the most heartbreaking shit to me about the whole special fiasco that I went through last year? The closing bit in that hour. I think I said a lot of dope shit in that hour, but that closing bit is so fucking necessary to be heard. And it hurt that I couldn't get it out. And it's too long to clip up. It's too long to just post on social media. It's like an eight minute bit about Emmett Till. And this shit is so fucking. I'm talking about crafty, right? I was like, oh, y' all killing me. I needed a platform for this bitch.

[Grits]

So did you ever, like, did two beat any. Did you shop it around any of those streaming like that? Hulu and any of them. I know Hulu.

[Eagle Witt]

We missed the deadline. Hulu. They, you know, they have their picks for like a year ahead. So it's time, you know what I mean? We shopped it around to a bunch of places, though. We shop it around to a bunch of places.

[Big Cat]

What about just being independent, though? Just putting it out yourself?

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, honestly, my YouTube platform's not big enough. I would need like Ali Sadiq, which I don't mind, you know, Like, I'm tight with Ryan Davis. That's my man's, you know what I'm saying? And it did wonders for him, you

[Grits]

know, I mean, so yeah, I mean, and you know Ali solid like that, you know what I mean? I think because you do have a social media following, like, but I think, yeah, man, that YouTube stuff is hard because YouTube is a place where, like, if you ain't like, Ali puts out a special like every 90 days, bro.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

If not every 60. Yeah, he finna put out a Father's Day special. So you gotta think like. And like a lot of his shit is nigga doing M's. I like, if I ain't doing numbers, I ain't mistaken they're doing numbers.

[Eagle Witt]

If I'm not mistaken, he gonna be the first YouTube comic to do arenas. I think he's doing the brother that.

[Grits]

That man, that man is. Is doing like 25 million views. Organic.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, bro.

[Grits]

And. And you know, they can't with him. He sell and.

[Eagle Witt]

And I love that he don't. He refuses to with them.

[Grits]

No, he not. He not going to do that.

[Eagle Witt]

I love that about him, bro.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And you got to think another thing is, it's like, even with like, what's his, I think his name, Marcus Wiley, it's another couple with putting this shit on his show. And the thing that I know and I've gathered about him is like, if he like it, he ain't gonna, like, he ain't gonna try to, like, he gonna try to make sure nigga win. Like, this is whole shit because he came put up on us when we did the episode with him. But the first time we got on the phone, when I got introduced to him, it took him a little while to understand like, who he was talking to. And then he was like, grist and eggs podcast. Oh, you the light skinned nigga with the dread. And I was like, yeah, that's popular. Hey, man, my wife love you, man. That shit was like so cool, bro. And you know, but he fucked with the show too. So when he pulled up, it was love, bro. It was. It was like that was the last interview I did in 20. And so like, yeah, but it's like. But also for somebody that's been watching him, you know, for me it's like I've never seen somebody do a standup special as a Continuation in parts.

[Eagle Witt]

Also what people don't recognize too. He doing like an hour and a half, bro. Them shits, that's. That's a long time to drop a fire banger, man. He killing most people. Most people can't do that. 99% of comics.

[Grits]

And the worth part was two hours, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

The whole way through, bro.

[Grits]

You didn't lose.

[Eagle Witt]

That's a movie.

[Grits]

He didn't. He didn't miss a beat.

[Eagle Witt]

A one man movie.

[Grits]

Bingo.

[Eagle Witt]

That different.

[Big Cat]

The storytelling is immaculate. I think what makes it go by.

[Eagle Witt]

People got to start respecting that. Don't matter what the platform is. That person is top five that are alive. That person, legend. That person on Mount Rushmore. People got. At some point it's going to switch when people going to go. It don't matter where this shit's at. They amazing, man.

[Grits]

I'mma tell you, bro, that he. I think Ali is my favorite comedian right now.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, bro.

[Grits]

Bro, I. I don't. And like that's where it's at. Everything else, I don't judge because I've only seen one funny standup special on Hulu. I think his name was Brian or Byron Bowers.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, that was the first one they ever dropped. It was like a FX Hulu collab. Yeah, Byron's dope. Yeah.

[Grits]

Yeah, that was funny.

[Eagle Witt]

He's dope. He's super dope.

[Grits]

Yes.

[Eagle Witt]

LA comic from Namaste taken.

[Grits]

Yeah, but he from the east side. He's from Atlanta.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, word. He's dope.

[Grits]

And that funny a man.

[Eagle Witt]

He got a very unique mind.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, I know.

[Grits]

It's like, listen, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

That's the thing in Stand up.

[Grits]

Like listen, bro. That like, if you pay attention to his. If he don't, he just. Yeah, that's the only way to put it. Like his, his. He's just not operating like who your goats.

[Eagle Witt]

Who. Who's your favorite comic ever? Like you're. You're goat. Like this is the person.

[Big Cat]

Bernie Mac was definitely top.

[Grits]

Top what? Let's do top five.

[Big Cat]

Top five.

[Grits]

Top five favorite. No, it don't have to be who you think.

[Big Cat]

No, just your favorite. Your top five favorite.

[Grits]

Right.

[Eagle Witt]

Some of mine's mixed. It's like go and favorite.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna go Bernie Mac.

[Eagle Witt]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

For one, I'm gonna go Martin Lawrence.

[Eagle Witt]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna go Eddie Murphy. That stand up special is crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, Love it.

[Big Cat]

Richard Pryor.

[Eagle Witt]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

And Red Fox.

[Eagle Witt]

It's a great list.

[Grits]

I think. I think you just take Chappelle Murphy and Pryor and just let them Let them be.

[Eagle Witt]

Let them be the top three over there.

[Grits]

So if I choose my favorites, it's like, I like George Carlin, Patrice o'. Neal. I like Bill Burr. And then we go from there, and it's like. Then I just like certain specials. Like Jermaine. One of Jermaine Fowler specials was really like, I was dying laughing the whole time.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, that's dope, bro.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying?

[Eagle Witt]

Like, yeah, Jinga people.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And then, I mean, you know, quiet kept Louis CK out.

[Eagle Witt]

Hey, listen, Lou's a genius, bro.

[Grits]

Lisa K. Is hilarious.

[Eagle Witt]

Stand up. What?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And then I would like. And then honestly, just Bernie. Cause, like, yeah, man. It's not a moment when you see Bernie Mac doing stand up where you not laughing.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, Bernie's unbelievable. He was unbelievable. Yeah, my. See, I. Everybody left out this person, and I think he's literally the goat. And. And it's so, so funny. It took me a long time to come to. To my truth about it. I used to say. I. This is what I used to say. I used to be like. Like, when Chris Rock dies, he gonna be considered a goat. People gotta let him die first to really appreciate him. And now as I get older, I go, if I feel this way, nah, he the goat.

[Grits]

To me go. He'll go.

[Eagle Witt]

It's like, let me be the start of this conversation. If people not already having it, which people do have it, but I want to push it more. Cuz, man, I think back some of

[Grits]

those bits, man, don't realize those. Listen, bro, it was 99, bro. That's the thing.

[Eagle Witt]

It's crazy. Some of the bits that Chris Rock came up with. Chris Rock got some, man. His pen is so insane. I don't think people recognize how cr. Like I always say, Chris Rock in the 90s. It's like if you were playing 2K and you put all the sliders up. I think his performance, his delivery, his writing, his every, like, his energy, it was all perfect.

[Grits]

N had swag, too, though.

[Eagle Witt]

Swag, bro. Like, so Chris Rock my goat. And then Chappelle and Pryor is with him interchangeable. You know what I mean? But favorites. Just favorites. I'm going like, Chris Chappelle, Daniel Tosh, My favorite white boy ever. I think this nigga's so nasty. D Ray Davis.

[Grits]

D Ray Davis.

[Big Cat]

Love.

[Grits]

D Ray Strobe time.

[Eagle Witt]

What?

[Grits]

I do that with my girl, nigga.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, D Ray Strobe top. Fucking funny, bro. D Ray. God, D Ray is so funny. Wait, so how many I got? D Ray, Chris Chappelle talking about favorites. Tosh.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Number five. It's tough. I don't know. Paul Mooney, Richard Pryor as a combo. I don't know.

[Grits]

I. I like Paul Mooney. You know, Paul Mooney and Dave Chappelle are here for me because there's some people that I could just listen to, talk. You know, Paul Mooney's one of those people where it's like, I just want to hear what you have to say.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

It doesn't even have to be funny because it's like, I know it's gonna be funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

But I'm gonna tell you somebody else, too, you know? Like, I've seen him live, and his clips don't do him justice, but he been around a long time. Is like, Greer Barnes.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something. Greer Barnes, bro.

[Grits]

He like, oh, geez. Oh, geez. But that nigga is. Is funny as a dog. And his performance is great. It's crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

This how dope Gray Barnes is. I heard this. So, like, you know, it's a seller. I've been a seller a long time. And when Chappelle come to town, Chappelle don't really like watching stand up. For real. He always say, like, it's like watching somebody fuck your wife, but not as good as you. So he don't really watch. But when he come to town, he be like, I watch Greer. He be like, is Grer growing up? That's how dope Grer is. Like, Grer is fire, man.

[Grits]

One mo, bruh. It's this dude from Detroit. Detroit? Why can't they hear from legend, my OG comic? Tony.

[Eagle Witt]

Not Tony Woods. Tony woods from D.C. no, no.

[Grits]

Tony woods was funny back in the, like. Yeah, that slow flow. I like that.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, that's where Chappelle got his.

[Grits]

I like the slow flow. I like the slow flow. Ah, bro.

[Big Cat]

Well, he was on. He was on. Hold on.

[Grits]

He was on 85 south recently.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Oh, shout out to 85 south, too.

[Eagle Witt]

Shout out to 85 South.

[Grits]

Tony Roberts.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh, Tony Roberts. Beast, bro. Tony Roberts a beast.

[Grits]

Listen, man. Listen, man. When he come out, it's from the time this. It's from the time he open his mouth till he leave, he gonna be dying laughing.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, he want.

[Grits]

He one of them dudes that's like, what? Like, he kind of got that, like, back of the bus funny vibe. But can write.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Cause a lot of people that are, like, just naturally funny. People. People oftentimes like, they pin game, they

[Eagle Witt]

paint kind of wacky.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

But then some people. Some people that's too pen game. Then it's like a little too heady, and it's like, yeah, yeah. Like, I don't know. It's only a town hall meeting.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, well, some people. Some people got too much fat on their. In my opinion. I know everybody want to do stand up differently, but some people, it's like, all right, when is the punchline coming? This taking forever.

[Grits]

Yeah, brother.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, bro, this is not really stand up no more. It's like, I don't know what this is, but people like it. I don't know. Different strokes for different folks. Different stand up for different people.

[Grits]

Yeah, it's like people like, the thing about, like, the comedy shit is that I'm gonna find if you funny, I'm gonna find you funny until I don't find you funny no more. Like, it's people that have had, like, you know, before Tom, one bad joke

[Eagle Witt]

and n done for you.

[Grits]

Not even that. It's just like. It's just like, once. I see. Okay, I'm gonna give you a perfect example. Like, early career, like, early in his career, Tom Segura. Yeah, I thought he was hilarious. But as things progress, it's like, all right, well.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, that's all you got.

[Grits]

Same for me. No more.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And then, like, I never thought Bert Karcher was funny. I don't care.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, no, I don't, I don't, I don't. That's not for us. Sometimes I look, it's like we was talking about off camera some. Some shit. I go, oh, that's not for me.

[Grits]

It's not for us. Right? And so, like, the thing is, is, like, when you working and you cycling through all these different podcasts, then you, like, trying to figure out, like, okay, oh, they do stand up. Okay, cool. That's what I started realizing. Like, damn near every prominent stand up comedian got a podcast. So I realized that was like, oh,

[Eagle Witt]

I told you, I just got one. I'm trying to have you on. I just got one.

[Grits]

Yeah. I was like, it's like a lick, right? And it's not lick per se, because it's work, but like. Cause Shane, like. Like Shane Gillis first stand up special was hilarious to me.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something. I get it that you know what I'm saying? People be divided on Shane. Nah, that one of the funniest walking this planet.

[Grits]

I'm not gonna lie. Man, that funny.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Grits]

I can't. I can't hold you. I can't hold you, bro. Man, that funny.

[Eagle Witt]

That nigga's first special, bro. I called everybody I knew, including him. I called everybody talking about, yo, this a classic. Nah, the classic of our generation.

[Grits]

Yeah, listen, bro.

[Eagle Witt]

Live in Austin live special.

[Grits]

Listen, the live in Austin YouTube special is a classic.

[Eagle Witt]

Classic.

[Grits]

Yes.

[Eagle Witt]

Man, that's like 45, 50 minutes of heat.

[Grits]

My, that's like Louis CK live at the Beacon Theater, bro. It's a classic.

[Eagle Witt]

Smart heat too, right?

[Grits]

Like, bro, your head is good.

[Eagle Witt]

Your head is so good.

[Grits]

Your head is good. Nah, bro, like that, that first. The. The. The what? What was the second one?

[Eagle Witt]

The Netflix joint, the dog shit, it

[Grits]

was a step down. Crazy. Which is crazy.

[Eagle Witt]

Cause it was still hilarious.

[Grits]

It was still funny. But that Live in Austin, man. Bro, it was just like. That nigga was like he Larry Bird

[Eagle Witt]

nothing but coming out party nigga.

[Grits]

Hand is hot, son.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he can't miss, Rock.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, he can't miss. And if there's any confusion, just views. I mean you go to that, that got like 60 million views or some cuz of how good it is.

[Grits]

N. That is a real classic.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, Shane earned his spot for not he did that.

[Grits]

It's a lot of. But this is the thing. It's like I, I be, I be. And this is just my perspective. I could be wrong cuz I'm not a comic. And it's like some just win because they don't go away. Does that make sense?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Grits]

You know what I'm saying? Like, you may not be funny, but you've been around so long and somebody you been around, they done got popping.

[Eagle Witt]

Well, I think yes and no. I think they win to a certain level. I think to win big, you don't go away. And you nice.

[Grits]

You gotta be nice.

[Eagle Witt]

You gotta be nice to win big. You gotta be nice. But to have a decent career. Yeah, you could just stick around.

[Grits]

Cause I think what I think if I'm not mistaken, Reg is like what, 13, 11, 11 years in the game. It's like, bro, that could happen at any time.

[Eagle Witt]

Real rap. Yeah, at any moment, bro. Yeah, and it's crazy too with stand up, it's so lucrative. But it isn't for so long. Like once you hit with standup, it's stupid how much money you making off stand up, right? But it for so long, you like, nigga, how I'm gonna pay these bills?

[Big Cat]

Like.

[Eagle Witt]

And then literally like that, it's like I sold how many tickets?

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

Oh shit.

[Grits]

Literally, like they never gotta worry about. You never gotta worry about that shit again.

[Big Cat]

For real?

[Eagle Witt]

Fuck for real.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's dope.

[Grits]

Though.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, Seen it happen to people for real. Overnight. And it's not overnight because you work.

[Big Cat]

You work so long.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, but that switches overnight when they decide to click it. Yeah, it's a rap, bro.

[Grits]

This Alisa Deek ain't got a stand up. He doesn't have a standup with less than 5 million views.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, that's so impressive, bro. It's so impressive.

[Grits]

He's dropped Mass special.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, it's so impressive.

[Grits]

And I think, think. I think the lowest one is like 1.2. Nigga, that's crazy deal. Do you know how many your lowest is? 1 point. Listen, my nigga, we do get sometimes, like with social media and like Internet, we do forget, like, numbers mean things. 1.2 million people, nigga, that's everybody in New York.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Yeah, that's a lot of people.

[Big Cat]

A lot of people. I say everybody in Gwinnett county, my nigga.

[Grits]

How many? How many? What's the population of New York?

[Eagle Witt]

Like nine mil.

[Grits]

Oh, okay, whatever.

[Eagle Witt]

I mean, it's overcrowded, bro. We. It's crazy.

[Grits]

It's Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

They just Gwinet county alone.

[Grits]

So. So imagine like. That is huge. Damn. It's 9 million people.

[Eagle Witt]

What? It feels like they build vertically. Yeah, it feels like. Feel like it.

[Grits]

It feels like it.

[Eagle Witt]

It don't make sense.

[Big Cat]

Just step on top of each other. That's it.

[Eagle Witt]

I'm telling you right now, you. I realized how packed we were is recently. I really realized how packed we were celebrating for the Knicks, like I said, right?

[Grits]

That's blew up.

[Eagle Witt]

I didn't even see the bus blow up. I turned my head and a bunch of people was running. And I thought, I'm gonna get stampeded. And I ran. And as I was running, I thought, nigga, it's too many people in New York. Like, the fact that people can run. And you think you gonna get stamped on, like, just like.

[Grits]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

It's like, yo, they put too many people here.

[Grits]

Yeah, the fear of being trampled is a real fear.

[Eagle Witt]

You get real trampled here.

[Grits]

Speaking of this, before we go, I wanna get your opinion on this. And hopefully by the time this drop, this is still relevant also. Thank you for coming.

[Eagle Witt]

Yo, thank you for having me. I was excited, bro. This. I don't do everybody's pod. I say no to mad pods. I was excited about this shit.

[Grits]

Yeah, man, this is good.

[Eagle Witt]

I've been thinking about this shit since you said it. For real.

[Grits]

Hey, look, I ain't gonna hold you. Like, he had gave me a. He had gave me A number I think he gave me. Like, it was probably an old number or something. I was like, damn. He would dub me son.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, oh, Reg gave you my wrong number, brother.

[Grits]

I said, damn. Like, I thought we had a little biracial bond, man.

[Big Cat]

Thought he dubbed you.

[Grits]

I thought he dubbed me, man.

[Eagle Witt]

I never, bro.

[Grits]

But look, how hard is it to, you know, be in solidarity with the Asian boycott in New York City? God damn everything. You know. You know they boycott Asian businesses, right? You know about.

[Eagle Witt]

Are they boycotting Asian businesses?

[Grits]

Yeah, because of the Rick child verdict.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

And because. And because when niggas said they was gonna do do that, the Asian started taking spicy. They started talking spicy.

[Big Cat]

They're crazy.

[Grits]

They started saying, like, you need us

[Eagle Witt]

so out the loop. I wish I knew this.

[Big Cat]

Woo.

[Grits]

Them started talking like, Rick Ross.

[Eagle Witt]

You know what's crazy? Look at me, niggas.

[Grits]

Biggest ever nigga and nigga started talking spicy as fuck.

[Eagle Witt]

You know, it's crazy.

[Grits]

You're not a white. Hold on real quick. You're not an Asian white lady. She's an Asian lady, but she's clearly a white bitch in her. In her soul. And she said, this is something I've heard in the black community, niggerism. I was like, man, never heard a say that.

[Eagle Witt]

Let me tell you something.

[Grits]

I said, man, she tried to get some racism.

[Eagle Witt]

I used to have a joke about Asian people where I say Asian people, just white people with different eyes. And I've never felt different about that.

[Grits]

Listen, bro, I always call the Asians. I always call the Asians White 2.0. You have to remember that Genghis Khan is coursing through their blood. Yeah, I don't know, nigga raping and pillaging is there, bro. Like them that Genghis Khan was tearing Asia loose.

[Eagle Witt]

What? It's. Listen, I will say this. I was out the loop. I. I didn't even know that we was boycotting all over. You know what I'm saying? But I will say this. I. God got to be black. Because, God, I love Chinese food. Like I'm a hood. Like, I love some ratchet Chinese food in New York. Chinese food is fire. If y' all was a boycotting, I say get some. It's fire, right, bro?

[Grits]

Yeah, I know. I. I knew. I knew when we said that. I said, man, my New York, my dc, they're gonna struggle with it.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah. Here's the thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

So I eat Chinese every day, past few weeks. I ain't eating no Chinese food. That's God.

[Grits]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's the ancestors.

[Eagle Witt]

I had no idea.

[Grits]

All it was just a little update 2.0.

[Eagle Witt]

I guess I ain't eating Chinese food for a while.

[Grits]

I'm not. I'm gonna keep it real.

[Eagle Witt]

Like what type of Asians was it that did it though? Korean.

[Grits]

The Korean and any Chinese people and.

[Eagle Witt]

No, no, that did the shooting.

[Grits]

I think, I think Rich house Korean.

[Big Cat]

Rich house Korea.

[Grits]

I don't know, I think he's Chinese.

[Big Cat]

I don't think he's Korean.

[Eagle Witt]

Crazy too, because it, you know, you remember back in the day they did that, they shot the girl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, in la.

[Grits]

Yeah, that was the Koreans.

[Big Cat]

That was Koreans.

[Eagle Witt]

La. Yeah, that was Korean back in the day.

[Grits]

Yeah, he Chinese. He's Hong Kong.

[Eagle Witt]

Damn. I really like Chinese food.

[Grits]

Damn, go to Chinatown.

[Eagle Witt]

No, you see me trying to get loopholes. I said what was he?

[Big Cat]

What was he Korean? What was he?

[Grits]

No, but see that's the thing too. It's the thing was what happened is like N was kind of having the discussion about how like damn, we going all these places, we spend all this bread in the nail salons and the beauty supply stores and like yo, these people don't even like give us decent customer service.

[Eagle Witt]

You know what I always wondered about all of our women? They got the best nails, right? And they always go to the Asian people for the nails. But there's black women in the hood that do great nails.

[Grits]

So listen, and I'm like, why don't

[Eagle Witt]

we only do nails with black women? I don't understand why black women pay the Asians for the nails.

[Grits]

You gotta peep dog.

[Big Cat]

It's a lot to that though.

[Grits]

It's some corner cutting going on. It's a corner cutting going on in the Asian nail salons where they not licensed. And yeah, you know, they reusing certain that's only for one time use so

[Eagle Witt]

that like so you can charge less.

[Grits]

Yeah, so it's very expensive. So I'mma say this though, if you would. What you've seen especially in the southern states is like a total 3, 6, 180. Nobody's in the beauty supply stores. And all these black women and men are like, like getting all this business to their beauty supply stores cuz they being discovered and these black nail salons are being discovered. So it's like happening. You know what I mean?

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Grits]

And the Asians are mad, bro. And they, they calling us everything but a child of God, bro. And it's been great to see because it's like tell us how you really feel. I mean I already Know you felt like this, though. I mean, you can tell by how they treat you when you come in their business, though. You know, it's like they want you to leave, but they want you to move money.

[Eagle Witt]

It's crazy too.

[Grits]

It's a weird way to treat people

[Eagle Witt]

crazy, cuz they gonna struggle without our dollar.

[Grits]

Yes.

[Eagle Witt]

Like, black people heavily supported the.

[Grits]

But that's what I'm saying. The came out. This one came out talking so spicy. He was like, go ahead. This started bringing up. Yeah, and don't drive a Hyundai and don't use Sony. We was like, we talking about Asian businesses in the hood. Not the.

[Eagle Witt]

Not the.

[Grits]

Not mainland China. Not the manufacturing.

[Eagle Witt]

Like you not gonna make money on. Off that.

[Grits]

You're not seeing a dollar from that.

[Big Cat]

Seeing none of that.

[Grits]

He started out like, we'll take away the liquor stores, we'll take away the dry cleaners. Like I'm a washer and dryer and the liquor isn't a necessity.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, actually take them away.

[Big Cat]

Good.

[Eagle Witt]

Take them away.

[Grits]

Yo, yo, do that.

[Eagle Witt]

Yeah, take him.

[Grits]

Run that Play.

[Big Cat]

Then say PlayStation.

[Grits]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Then.

[Grits]

Then he started. No, listen, bro, that. Start wilding. He said, you know, the Jordan Factory. We'll take the Jordans. Like, bro, you don't speak for them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you don't speak for them, bro.

[Grits]

Listen, bro, you got way too much. You got way too much dip on your egg roll. They. They. The Michael Jordan will kill you personally before 100%. What? That Michael Jordan waterboard you with a bottle of whiskey.

[Big Cat]

He won't even do it. He get his son to do it.

[Grits]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Jordan Jr. Knock you off.

[Eagle Witt]

What?

[Grits]

Some knock you off and turn that nigga turn you into Chinese food facts.

[Eagle Witt]

Real rap.

[Grits]

All right, well, listen, guys. Hey, Eagle, tell everybody who you are, where you from, where they can find you. Get all your plugs in.

[Eagle Witt]

Listen, man, you can find me on Instagram at Eagle with official E, A G L E W I T T. Official. I know public school system ain't great. You gotta spell out right?

[Grits]

And this ain't a real American, this name.

[Eagle Witt]

Eagle.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

You know. You know why my name Eagle.

[Grits]

Eagle.

[Eagle Witt]

My mom so. My mom from Jamaica and she got patriotic when she came here. That's. No, she named you Eagle. That I could have been named Flag. It could have been worse.

[Grits]

Patriot Patriots got high. Eagle is tough, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Eagle is tough.

[Grits]

I ain't gonna hold you. That's hard.

[Big Cat]

My name Eagle.

[Grits]

Yeah, My name. Yeah. Fly down on your.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Scooper about the water.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Hey, man, you know this episode one something, bro. I don't know. No, we in the 150s. We in the 160s.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Grits]

Whenever this drop, just know it's going to drop and then, you know, we a hear my nigga Eagle and big Cat.

[Big Cat]

Hey, look, this is my first time being on camera doing an interview, man. Yo, it is, it is.

[Grits]

Yeah. The mystique is gone.

[Big Cat]

The mystique is gone.

[Grits]

Now no more cartoon cat. This is Big Cat all the time.

[Big Cat]

This is what you go get.

[Grits]

Braves jersey and a Yankee fitted. So you know what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

You never seen Char called Quest shit

[Grits]

N yeah, west side zone one banking. Yeah, we'll see our next week.

[Eagle Witt]

Thank you for having me, bro. I just want to rap.

[Grits]

I just want to rap. Yeah.

[Eagle Witt]

They say without the proper labor faith don't stand a chance I put my faith in faith and stand on fertile land I planted seeds Adeline deed turning the trees before rest in peace tease get printed to me.