Grumpy Old Geeks, Episode 716: "Release the CrackerBot!"
Hosts: Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister, with Dave Bittner
Date: October 3, 2025
Episode Overview
This episode of Grumpy Old Geeks is a fiery, irreverent takedown of the week's tech news debacles, punctuated by the hosts’ signature gallows humor and unfiltered opinions. Jason and Brian (with regular guest Dave Bittner) skewer everything from AI’s regulatory chaos and copyright headaches to bot-driven outrage cycles and the ever-entwining of tech giants with politics and culture. The show’s tone is “no mercy, no filter”—if you love dark humor with your tech, this is your jam.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Aging, Existential Dread, and the AI-Driven Future
- The episode kicks off with a discussion about getting older and existential dread, especially in the context of career prospects in an AI-saturated future.
- Brian expresses relief at being in the “twilight” of his working years before AI upends everything, while Jason, more pessimistically, jokes darkly about retirement plans.
- Notable Quote:
- Jason: “I wake up with his sweat and existential dread going, yeah, my retirement plan is basically a bullet.” [01:43]
- Notable Quote:
- The discussion sets a sardonic tone, hilariously contrasted with recent advances in social media and AI.
2. California’s AI Safety Bill and Enforcement Headaches
[02:20-03:17]
- California’s SB 53 requires AI developers (OpenAI, Google, etc.) to disclose safety protocols and report "serious incidents."
- Hosts are openly skeptical about any enforceability, highlighting the importance of whistleblower protections and the reality that companies will only “self-report” once news goes public (or lawsuits hit).
- Notable Quote:
- Jason: “The only way that their self reporting is going to come a couple days after it’s all over social media.” [03:10]
- Brian: “They’re not going to self-report... It’s the only way we’ll know.” [03:05]
- Notable Quote:
3. Nvidia’s China Chip Drama—Pure Sales, Not Apocalypse
[03:17-04:35]
- Jensen Huang’s alarm about China catching up in chipmaking is roundly mocked as a “sales pitch” designed to keep US funding flowing, not a real warning sign.
- Notable Quote:
- Jason: “This isn’t a geopolitical prophecy, it’s a sales pitch.” [03:50]
- Brian: “The sky isn’t falling unless the stock is $3 trillion and it’s falling right into their bank account.” [04:31]
- Notable Quote:
4. The Nirvana "Nevermind" Lawsuit Put to Rest (Again)
[04:35-06:42]
- Update on Spencer Eldon’s repeated lawsuits over the baby photo on Nirvana’s album cover, finally dismissed with prejudice.
- Judge notes Eldon's active embracement (and profiteering) of his role—tattooing the album name on himself, sending thank-yous, etc.—as reasons the case doesn’t hold up.
- Notable Quote:
- Brian: “There are pictures of most of us as babies with our wee willies hanging out.” [05:31]
- Jason: “He does have the world’s most famous willie.” [05:37]
- Discussion highlights absurdity and overreach of “forgiveness not permission” culture, which resurfaces throughout the show.
- Notable Quote:
5. Spotify CEO Reshuffling and Defense Industry Ties
[07:09-08:32]
- Daniel Ek steps aside as CEO, but not really—promoted to executive chair with immense lingering power, compared to “Aaron now.”
- Performer backlash is mounting because Ek invests in defense contractor Helsing, prompting artists to leave the platform.
- Jason: “But they’re not pissed off that they’re not making any money.” [08:46]
6. Meta’s Ad-Free Subscriptions in the UK and Digital Identity Plans
[08:51-11:22]
- Meta (Facebook/Instagram) introduces a paid ad-free tier in the UK—hosts debate the value and joke about using VPNs to get it stateside.
- The UK’s new digital ID scheme for workers is mocked as “the Mark of the Beast” and for claims of “state of the art security”; concern for privacy vs. the realities of government data access is discussed.
7. OpenAI News Blitz: Sora 2, Instant Checkout, & Skyrocketing Valuations
[11:34-16:10]
- OpenAI’s Sora 2 video tool triggers a copyright “opt-out” uproar (“blessed are the meme makers”), and the ensuing legal chaos is a boon for lawyers—and meme creators.
- OpenAI launches instant agentic checkout, partnering with Stripe for e-commerce, causing deep privacy skepticism.
- Notable Quote:
- Brian: “I am not giving an AI agent carte blanche with my credit card.” [14:30]
- Notable Quote:
- The episode notes OpenAI becoming the world’s most valuable private company at $500 billion, a number the hosts consider “nonsense.”
8. Character AI’s Copyright Woes & the “Forgiveness, Not Permission” Culture
[16:16-18:07]
- Disney’s crackdown on Character AI’s unlicensed chatbots spawns a discussion about the tech industry’s habit of violating IP first, then apologizing later.
- Notable Quote:
- Jason: “There’s a phrase... it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.” [17:22]
- Brian: “That’s where we’re at.” [17:23]
- Notable Quote:
9. AI Actors and the Future of Performance
[18:07-19:23]
- Outrage erupts over Tilly Norwood, an AI actress. Actors (fresh off strike action) see this as a direct threat to real jobs, paralleling the recent music industry AI “singers” controversy.
- Jason: “She’s not an actress, she’s a computer program.” [18:56]
10. Technical Mishaps and Tech Company Blunders
[19:31-23:00]
- FCC leaks secret iPhone 16e schematics, possibly intentionally, giving competitors an advantage. Apple’s pleas for privacy are ignored.
- Google/Alphabet settles with Trump and others over YouTube account bans, paying out millions, as do other social media platforms.
- Hosts lambaste tech companies for lacking “spines” and for indulging in “PR payola” to appease powerful figures.
11. "Cracker Barrel" Outrage Amplified by Bots – "Release the CrackerBot!"
[22:11-24:53]
- The titular segment investigates how nearly half of the online anger over Cracker Barrel’s logo change was bot-generated, reflecting the ease with which public discourse is manipulated.
- Notable Quote:
- Brian: “According to the data... nearly half of the early posts about Cracker Barrel’s logo change appear to be generated by bots.” [22:44]
- Jason: “I can just see it’s Putin sitting there in the Kremlin going, release the cracker bot.” [24:33]
- Notable Quote:
12. Media Candy & Pop Culture Tangents
[25:22-32:11]
- Jason thanks listeners for helping him find reality shows “in search of Ow, My Balls”-quality entertainment.
- Shout-out to Naked Raygun’s final Riot Fest show and the emotional impact of the event.
- Recommendations: “Slow Horses” Season 5 (Jason: "phenomenal this season") and Guillermo del Toro’s forthcoming “Frankenstein” (with skepticism about his style).
- Pop culture musings on live podcast ticket pricing and the popularity of Pivot’s live show—Brian wryly notes the high prices for “people giving their thoughts.”
13. AI DJs and the Expansion of Slop Content
[31:12-32:06]
- YouTube Music debuts AI DJs/hosts, predicted to worsen the glut of inaccurate AI-generated content.
- Notable Quote:
- Brian: “It will most likely be wrong as opposed to what real learned people who know shit about music will tell you.” [31:29]
- Notable Quote:
14. Disney Streaming Subscriber Losses and Voting with Your Wallet
[32:06-32:22]
- Disney loses 1.7 million streaming subs after suspending Jimmy Kimmel, showing the real-world impact of celebrity controversy and user backlash.
15. Streaming Sports, Device Woes, and Subscription Fatigue
[32:29-35:39]
- MLB post-season streaming rights confusion; Brian complains that paying fans are locked out thanks to broadcast rights switching between networks.
- Jason frowns on new OS “liquid glass” designs, praises Apple Journal’s syncing, and vents about unauthorized subscription renewals draining accounts.
16. More Hardware News: Smart Glasses and Logitech’s Solar Keyboard
[35:44-39:42]
- Apple allegedly shifts focus from Vision Pro headset to smart glasses, echoing broader industry trends.
- Logitech releases a solar-powered keyboard (any light source, 4 months on a charge)—the hosts approve, while lamenting that there is no backlight.
17. Amazon’s OS Switch and AI Video Slop
[39:43-42:08]
- Amazon Fire TV will switch from Android to Linux, likely locking out sideloaders/pirates and further degrading the user experience.
- Both Meta and Midjourney introduce feeds to display user-generated AI slop, which Jason finds universally unimpressive.
18. Security Flaws and Data Leaks: Neon App, Tile Tags
[42:08-46:32]
- Neon, an app that paid users to record and sell their calls for AI training, is pulled after a massive data leak; the hosts riff on how to scam it for “free” money with burner phones and AI bots.
- Tile tags are exposed as insecure for location privacy, while the company is accused of stonewalling security researchers.
19. New Browsers and More Subscription Woes
[46:39-48:34]
- Perplexity’s Comet browser (AI-driven) launches, which the hosts warn to avoid unless you’re sandboxing for fun or messing with enemies.
- Jason rants about unannounced subscription renewals, especially Grammarly's $144 hit that dented his health insurance budget.
20. The Dark Side with Dave: Movie Nostalgia, Generational Differences
[48:41-70:31]
- Discussion with Dave Bittner about nostalgia, why some cult films ("Princess Bride," "Goonies," "Caddyshack," "Blade Runner") land differently across generations.
- Insight: Generational context and pacing matter deeply for enjoyment.
- Extended riff on what classic movies hold up, pacing disparities, and the pros/cons of practical effects versus modern CGI.
- Notable Quote:
- Brian: “[My son] said... ‘It’s got old movie pacing.’” (on Blade Runner) [53:36]
- Notable Quote:
- Brief foray into Disney Parks, ride overlays, and the culture of theme park fandom.
- Dave poses the "Star Wars Dilemma": How to introduce a 19-year-old who’s never seen any Star Wars?
- Brian votes for chronological order, Jason and Dave lean toward “A New Hope,” but recognize that modern pacing may alienate new viewers.
- Notable Quotes:
- Brian: “There’s going to be 30 second edits... that’s all he’s going to see.” [57:13]
- The discussion shows how legacy media increasingly competes with attention spans honed by modern tech.
Additional Memorable Quotes
- Jason (on tech company enforcement): “There are no Internet cops.” [02:40]
- Brian (on valuation): “These valuations make no fucking sense in the world.” [15:39]
- Jason (on AI commerce): “...you have to give OpenAI, like all your personal data to actually work.” [14:30]
- “Move fast and break things. It’s the whole ethos behind all this and it’s such fucking bullshit.” – Brian [17:27]
Timestamps for Important Segments
- 00:20 – Aging, AI, and existential dread
- 02:20 – CA AI Safety Bill reaction
- 03:17 – Nvidia/China chip panic debunked
- 04:35 – Nirvana lawsuit final dismissal
- 07:09 – Spotify CEO shuffle and controversy
- 08:51 – Meta’s UK ad-free subs; digital identity
- 11:34 – Sora 2 and OpenAI news
- 16:16 – Disney vs. Character AI
- 18:07 – Tilly Norwood, the AI actress uproar
- 19:31 – iPhone/FCC schematic leak and big tech legal bribes
- 22:11 – Cracker Barrel bot outrage (“Release the CrackerBot!”)
- 25:22 – Media candy: reality TV, Riot Fest, Slow Horses
- 31:12 – AI DJs hit YouTube Music
- 35:44 – Vision Pro pivots; Logitech solar KB
- 39:43 – Amazon Fire TV ditches Android
- 42:08 – Neon app data leak; Tile tags hackable
- 46:39 – Comet browser, subscription renewal blues
- 48:41–70:31 – The Dark Side with Dave: movie pacing, genre, nostalgia, Disney parks, Star Wars intro dilemma
Tone, Style, and Listener Takeaway
- The hosts are irreverent, profane, and delight in ridiculing the nonsense, hypocrisy, and legalistic handwaving of the tech industry.
- They combine personal anecdote, deep tech knowledge, and sharp cultural commentary.
- If tech had a tabloid walk of shame, these would be your merciless narrators—offering grim catharsis and some solid laughs for anyone who feels let down (or overwhelmed) by the ongoing tech train wreck.
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