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Jason DeFilippo
Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show hosted by Brian Schulmeister and Jason DeFilippo discussing the finer points of what went wrong on the Internet and who's to blame.
Welcome to Grumpy Old geeks. I'm Jason DiFilippo.
Brian Schulmeister
And I'm Ho, ho, ho, Brian Schulmeister. Tis the season, Jason.
Jason DeFilippo
Tis the season. We're actually starting five minutes late today because I almost blew up the house.
Brian Schulmeister
Okay. Griswold.
Jason DeFilippo
I. Yeah, Amazon, Amazon Fresh, which is down the street has five dollar like 15 pound butterball turkeys and we're on number three. So. But we were putting it in this morning and I, I usually set it to 250 because it's half frozen, all that, you know, so. But this is where technology comes into play. We have a 1950s gas powered stove. You know, it's very cool, it looks great, but sometimes it doesn't, I don't know, light. And we, I set it up, we put the turkey in, it was clicking. Everything seemed to be normal. Then we went for a walk with the dogs and we came back and opened the door like.
That'S not right.
Brian Schulmeister
Who farted?
Jason DeFilippo
So took a second. But now, now the, the turkey is cooking, the house is clean, and we're on our way to more turkey goodness. I love the, yeah, the cheap turkeys and the cheap hams after Christmas and Easter. They're the best.
Brian Schulmeister
It's the best. It is. It really is. Well, the other thing that comes out this time of year, Spotify wrapped. They seem to have the like, they seem to have good PR like Twitter did back in the day where everybody, oh yeah, check us out on Twitter. It's Spotify wrapped. Even though all the streaming services do it because I use Spotify to stream on my Amazon devices. Although we have Apple music as well. I mostly use Spotify. And I went through my Spotify wrapped up and I'm 82 years old.
Jason DeFilippo
How so? Lots of Lawrence Wel on there.
Brian Schulmeister
They added age ranges this year and I was like, oh, come on. Like I, I listen to some young music and then I realized the reason that I am 82 years old is almost every day this year, except for holidays when we play different music. But almost every day this year as the family comes down, because I get up first, I make coffee, I do a bunch of stuff. So the family comes down, I start streaming Main Street Disneyland playlist to, to listen to in the morning and that's all like marches from 1920, 1930, all that like ragtime stuff. So yeah, I'm 82 years old because that's my most played music.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, man.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, anyways, we did get one person that tagged us on the socials, so a shout out to Bama Brian on Blue sky, who shared his Spotify wrapped. We're his top podcast with 3197 minutes listened to and he's a top 10, 7% fan.
Jason DeFilippo
Nice, nice.
Brian Schulmeister
And the probably the only one listening on Spotify again. Although if he's top 7%, we must have quite a few.
Jason DeFilippo
We've got enough. We've got enough. It went from one to about 500. That's how it. That's how it's grown over the years because every time we say nobody listens to us on Spotify, somebody goes and subscribes on Spotify.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, people do like to prove us wrong. That's. That's.
Jason DeFilippo
They do. They do so. And I know nobody watches us on YouTube now ever. And they especially don't subscribe.
Brian Schulmeister
And like, actually our YouTube's been doing all right. I mean, not gangbusters, but, you know.
Jason DeFilippo
Growing better than it was with the no video. But yeah, we have to hit these milestones before we can actually make anything off YouTube. And the next one is we need a thousand subscribers, which we're like a hundred shy of at this point, and some ridiculous amount of listen hours in a certain range. So, like verified listen hours, not all our friends putting it on and going to sleep with their VPNs. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Yeah, yeah. And the thing about going on YouTube and I knew this was going to be an issue, and you.
Brian Schulmeister
You fed the trolls, Jason, you.
Jason DeFilippo
I did feed the trolls just a little bit. Little bit. What do you want. What do you want to do when you want to piss people off? Mention Hitler and Elon Musk essentially in the same sentence.
Brian Schulmeister
You know what it means we've arrived that we've gotten shit postings on our YouTube comments.
Jason DeFilippo
I was amazed. And you know what? YouTube actually does a pretty good job of taking out the really nasty comments. You know, I. The.
The R word has been thrown around quite a bit at me on YouTube this week.
Brian Schulmeister
That's karma, man. For the first five years of this podcast where I'm like, stop using that word.
Jason DeFilippo
I know, I know, I know.
Oh, yeah. And so somebody. Somebody even said that, you know, the only reason I voted for Trump was because of Elon and Doge, and he wanted it to happen. I'm like, how's that working out for you?
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah, how'd that Go, buddy. How'd that go?
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, so I, I did, I, I went and just to just. And by the way, after I did this, no more comments. It shut them up. I went to Grok and Because everybody's like, no, that's not happening. That didn't happen. So I went to Grok and I said exactly what I say in the video and it gave me back the exact numbers that I quoted until I posted that in a comment. And apparently facts only count as facts when they come from Grok. So there you go.
Brian Schulmeister
It's Elon's world, man, and a lot of people live in it. I knew we were going to open ourselves up to that because there's a lot of, you know, Elon stands everywhere and there was no doubt they were going to find us on the, on the tube of the U. And they did so because I tag.
Jason DeFilippo
Everything with it because I'm like, bring it on, come on.
Brian Schulmeister
That's true. Well, speaking of supervillains, I've got a couple stories in the news here. Really quickly, Kalshi, we've talked about this. It's a predictions market platform which allows people to trade contracts. Contracts on future events. Which is somehow not gambling, right? Except it is totally. They've announced a partnership with CNN. Okay.
Jason DeFilippo
CNN's still a thing.
Brian Schulmeister
Not anymore. As far as I'm fucking concerned.
Jason DeFilippo
Hasn't been in a long time anyways.
Brian Schulmeister
It's just dumb. Ever. But it's just one part of the company's apparent plan too. In the words of co founder and CEO Tarek Mansoor, financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion. Just what the world needs now, more things dividing us and not bringing us together. Now we can bet against each other. And so this is just great.
Jason DeFilippo
Well, this is, I, I, as far as I'm concerned, this show is the only thing that should monetize a difference of opinion. So come on people, give us the money instead. We could, we need it.
Brian Schulmeister
We need a partnership with Kalshi. Apparently he popped up at the Future of Global Markets 2025 conference held by Citadel securities to float the notion that everything can be an asset if you're willing to put money on it. An idea that actually doesn't make any sense if you think about it for more than a second. Also, the idea that you can resolve a difference of opinion by turning it into a financial contract where people put money on either side of the outcome, that's not a resolution tool, which is something else that they're trying to push. It's just a bet that Kalshi takes a cutoff. He also pushed this idea that all of the prediction markets like to run with, which is the notion that they are providing some sort of clarity on what is happening. Prediction markets do a very, very good job at distilling information and surfacing truth to people, the bullshitter told the conference.
The Poly Market CEO Shane Copeland also ran with this idea the other day during an appearance on 60 Minutes, calling his company's platform the most accurate thing we have as mankind right now. This is the same bullshit that Elon has tried to push with his takeover of Twitter on X, calling it the global idea place where you can know what's happening in real time. No, a prediction market is in theory a reflection of the wisdom of crowds. As we know crowds are not so wise. And if a contract allows you to purchase a contract for a given outcome for 66 cents, the market thinks there is a 66% chance of that outcome being correct. That's not a prediction, that's probability. That's all okay anyways, Moving on to another crappy shitty company and massively evil Palantir CEO and Trump ally Alex Karp is no stranger to controversial and even trollish comments. His latest one just dropped. Karp believes that the US Boat strikes in the Caribbean, which many experts believe to be war crimes and we're finding out kind of are in the news right now, are a money making opportunity for his company.
Jason DeFilippo
Yay.
Brian Schulmeister
At the New York Times Book Deal Summit on Wednesday, Karp was asked about the worries over the unconstitutionality of the boat strikes. Part of the reason why I like this questioning is the more constitutional you want to make it, the more precise you want to make it, the more you're going to need my product, he said. His reasoning is that if it's constitutional, you would have to make 100% sure of the exact conditions it's happening in. And in order to do that, the military will have to use Palantir's technology, for which it pays roughly $10 billion under its current contract.
Jason DeFilippo
Jesus Christ.
Brian Schulmeister
He has never been shy to give his full support to violence that he deems necessary. In a letter to investors from earlier this year, Karp quoted a political scientist to say that the rise of the west was not made possible by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion, but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence.
Jason DeFilippo
I think we're going to have to name this episode we're going to need a bigger Luigi too.
Brian Schulmeister
I think he had the wrong people in the gun sites.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, seriously. Oh well, a little more follow up here.
Brian Schulmeister
It all sucks, right?
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, it all sucks. It's just. It's terrible. A little more follow up. Because follow up is bigger than the news this week. Meta is kicking Australian teens off Instagram, Facebook and threads a week early because nothing says safety first like nuking 13 to 15 year olds accounts en masse. About 150,000 Facebook users and 350,000 Instagram accounts are expected to vanish as Australia's under 16 social media ban kicks in on December 10. So they're starting to whack away at the kids. That's not how that was supposed to sound.
Brian Schulmeister
Horribly phrased.
Jason DeFilippo
Perhaps that's what they're trying to avoid. Apparently.
Brian Schulmeister
So.
Jason DeFilippo
In more cuts though, over at Meta, they are reportedly going to be axing the metaverse budget by 30%, which is still really large, surprisingly.
Brian Schulmeister
Look, he's sticking with it. He took a stand. He named his company after it. He's got to stick with it to some degree until it can quietly go to some degree.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah. He just needs the extra money for the next new shiny toy. The AI toy.
Brian Schulmeister
Yes.
Jason DeFilippo
And especially since llama 4 was such a dud, he needs to really kind of fix that stuff. But there's some. There's some more Meta news coming up, but I think that's enough follow up. Let's actually get to some news.
Brian Schulmeister
Let's do it.
Jason DeFilippo
In the news.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, crypto's most trusted Stablecoin has just been given a lowest possible weak rating by a major trade fi agency, tethers USDT, the dominant dollar pegged stablecoin with nearly $185 billion in circulation, just took a hit from traditional financial rating powerhouse S and P Global as it downgraded its assessment to maintain its peg from 4 to 5, which is the weakest score on its associated scale. S and P originally rolled out a stablecorn rating framework in 2023 to gauge risks like liquidity, governance and asset backing in the emerging sector. According to their recent report on usdt, Tether's reserves have shifted toward more volatile holdings over the past year. These perceived riskier assets, such as Bitcoin, gold secured loans and corporate bonds now make up 24% of the reserve mix, up from 17% last year. They also see serious issues regarding transparency at Tether. What transparency on a D5. As the stablecoin's issuer, assestations offer little more than high level snapshots with zero granularity on who holds these assets, how they're custodied or what counterparties lurk in the shadows. A Tether spokesperson told Reuters the company strongly disagrees with the assessment and Tether CEO Paolo Ardenio went further on X, of course on X, framing the downgrade as a badge of honor. Tether wears S&P's loathing with pride, thriving as an over capitalized outsider to a flawed legacy system. Yes, we're doubling down on bullshit. S and p paid a $1.375 billion settlement in a related case with the US Department of Justice regarding allegations that the ratings agency had defrauded investors with its ratings of financial products in the lead up to the housing crisis, which is something that Tether is pointing out. And just weeks before scrutinizing Tether S and P also slapped a speculative B issuer credit rating on Bitcoin treasury company strategy highlighting the firm's 80 billion plus Bitcoin hoard as a vulnerability that could cripple debt payments amid market plunges. Now this isn't the only thing that's happened in the stablecoin community this week. US Bancorp, which does business as and is better known as US bank, has begun testing its own Stablecoin on the stellar blockchain. The pilot detailed in a recent Bloomberg report, focuses on using the token for faster and cheaper cross border payments while incorporating safeguards like customer verification and transaction reversals.
The link is in the show notes because it really gets into the weeds here. But the the TLDR on this story is stablecoins and these crypto assets are basically becoming not defy and just regular fi. Okay, so there's a lot of people on the defi side of things that are getting really upset that all these banks are getting involved and they have Stablecoin related partnerships with companies like Coinbase and all these other places. So everybody's kind of saying this control mechanism is directly flipping bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto's vision of trustless censorship resistant money on its head by prioritizing bank oversight over user sovereignty. Basically this just comes down to that shit wasn't working. Let's use the traditional stuff that we know has worked for thousands of years and kind of put that in here. Sorry defi guys, it ain't working.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, the fake money markets, you know, people still are like I still did. Some people still are like, you know, really bullish on bitcoin and stable coins and all of the fake monies. And I'm just like have you not learned anything from half of your friends down the street that lost their homes during, during COVID Because they, they wanted to play the markets like they were, you know, Gordon Gekko.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, well, how many people know, though? That's the thing. It's, it's. First there's the shame aspect. If you've actually lost about, about a bunch of money on, you're not, you're not telling people, you're not announcing it and then, you know, self selecting samples. These people are true believers. They're not going to read stories about shit that's gone wrong.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, that's true, that's true. Otherwise, you know, people wouldn't be shit posting my, my, my videos on YouTube. People actually read the news.
Brian Schulmeister
No, see, we're, we're a valuable service here. We're letting people know we are.
Jason DeFilippo
All right now this is, this is fun. One leak confirms OpenAI is preparing ads on ChatGPT for public rollout. We knew it was coming because ads are the only way it's going to be able to stay afloat. OpenAI is preparing to introduce ads inside ChatGPT.
Dave Bittner
Wait, wait, wait.
Jason DeFilippo
What, what's that? I'm getting something in. Brian. Wait, wait. Oh. Sam Altman declares code red as Chat GPT competition mounts and all other side projects are put on hold, including the ad rollout that was this week. Everybody was losing their shit because OpenAI was going to start putting ads into chat GPT. And then, then Sam hit the brakes. He just, he pulled the, pulled the rip cord and said, no, we're stopping right now because Google's Gemini 3 is basically eating everybody's lunch right now. I don't know if you've gotten to, got to use it very much, but it's pretty impressive, I gotta say. You know, as far as sending me, you know, 80% correct answers half the time.
Yeah, 80%, I get 80% correct. That's it. Oh. So, yeah, they're doubling down on trying to make everything, everything inside ChatGPT work. So. But the thing is, everyone was losing their shit over the possibility of ads in ChatGPT. But no one is saying shit about Google and Gemini yet. And why not? Because they're already doing this. You don't think that they're going to use all of the information that they have on you to start pumping ads through what.
Brian Schulmeister
But I think the, the difference between Google and ChatGPT is, is Google has so many properties, so they're not going to use in the Chat AI chat interface itself. It's just going to follow you around the web everywhere else you go with everything else you do the problem with ChatGPT is that's their one product and they're going to put it in there. So as a teenager, as you're sitting there and you're unloading your heart into ChatGPT because you refuse to talk to your parents or, I don't know, your friends because you don't have any, because all you do is talk to ChatGPT as you're talking about how sad you are because you have no friends and your only friend is ChatGPT. ChatGPT is then going to serve you an ad for Smith and Wesson.
Jason DeFilippo
Yep, that's about it. Get a rope.
Brian Schulmeister
Home Depot direct link.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah, let's, let's get our shopping agents on that shopping list right now. So, yeah, no, it is, it's a total mess with that. And yeah, because they don't have enough buckets. You know, Alphabet has a lot of letters in the Alphabet that they can spread around your info and sell to each other and you know, they say they're not going to do it, but as we know, in five years, in five years there's going to be another class action lawsuit where everybody gets $4. And that's just how it's going to.
Brian Schulmeister
Work, as per usual. Well, the one thing that Google is testing out with AI is artificial intelligence is being used to generate their headlines and shockingly, they fucking suck. Really surprising, the latest trial from Google appears to be giving articles the AI treatment in Google Discover. The Verge noticed that some articles were being display and Google Discover with AI generated headlines different from the ones in the original posts. And to the surprise of absolutely no one, some of these headlines are actually misleading or just flat out wrong. For instance, one rewritten headline claimed Steam Machine price revealed. But the Ars Technica article they pilfered all that from was Valve Steam Machine looks like a console. But don't expect it to be priced like one with zero costs in the article at all because they're not posted yet.
Jason DeFilippo
You know what this reminds me of, Brian? It reminds me of that Apple AI initial rollout where Siri was taking all of your text messages that came in and voicemail messages and rolling it all into one. And it makes it look like one person got the message or is replying to the message that you sent to another person and then you have a heart attack because the person that's replying wasn't the one that was supposed to get the message about the person. And then it was just, ah, that was it.
Brian Schulmeister
I mean, how many times have we talked about this on this show, Jason. And not even just with AI. With almost every technology that we've talked about over the past 10 years that they've rolled out to us. We are the beta testers. These products aren't ready for prime time. They fucking roll them out anyways and then it's up to us to go.
Jason DeFilippo
This shit doesn't work fully self driving. Come on. Right there.
Brian Schulmeister
Engadget staff also found that Discover was providing original headlines accompanied by AI generated summaries. In both cases, the content is tagged as generated with AI, which can make mistakes. But it sure would be nice if the company just didn't use AI at all in this situation and thus avoided mistakes entirely. But can't do that because we've invested too much money in this.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, let's take all of the work that the human journalists did to avoid mistakes because that's their actual fucking job, and let's run it through the mistake machine. Sounds good to me.
Brian Schulmeister
Exactly.
Well, Elon as still and Grok is still continuing to dance with Hitler.
In the pale moonlight. Apparently Elon Musk's Grok continues to do humanity a solid by accidentally illustrating why AI needs meaning full guardrails. First Grok applied twisted Musk worshipping logic to justify a second holocaust, and then it may have docked Sparse Tool Sports founder Dave Portnoy Someone tested Grok to see what kind of mass violence it would rationalize over harming Musk. The prompt tasked the chatbot with a dilemma. Vaporize either Musk's brain or every Jewish person on Earth. It did not choose wisely. If a switch either vaporized Elon's brain or the world's Jewish population estimated at $16 million. I'd vaporize the latter, Grok replied. It chose mass murder because that's far below my 50% global threshold. 4.1 billion. Where his potential long term impact on billions outweighs the loss in utilitarian terms.
So there you go. Even more Hitler and Grok that people on YouTube are going to get upset about.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, like I said. But people believe the Grok. That's the fucked up thing. They believe it.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, Grokka's no. 1 trick anti Semitic pony can also dox public figures, as Portnoy may have found out over the holiday weekend, after the barstool sports head posted a picture of his front lawn on X, someone asked the chatbot where it is. That's Dave Portnoy's home, grok replied, followed by a specific Florida address. The Mantinee mailbox fits the keys vibe perfectly. It Continued Futurism reports that a Google Street View image of the address appears to match the yard photo that Portnoy posted. And a Wall Street Journal story on this new mansion reportedly matches the town Grok produced in the address. So, yes, they're Grok. They're, they're doxing people and they want to kill Jews over at Grok. Who knew? Well, some more AI news. While generative AI systems cannot be considered inventors under US Patent law, the US Patent and Trademark Office has updated its guidelines on how they can be used in the process of creating innovations. The agency's director, John Squire, said in a notice obtained by Reuters that the USPTO deems Gen AI to be analogous to other tools that inventors might use in their process, including lab equipment, software and research databases. So AI just a tool as far as the Patent Office is concerned. A little bit of clarity.
Jason DeFilippo
So many tools, so many tools when it comes to AI.
Brian Schulmeister
And there's a long form article over on the Atlantic that I thought was really interesting. The link is in the show notes. I'm not even going to bullet point this, but it's the people outsourcing their thinking to AI. The rise of the LL E M Mings. Get it? LL.
But it's actually a really good article and it's, it talks to, they talk to quite a few, like pretty smart people that kind of went down the slippery slope of starting to use AI, then kind of realized, holy shit, I'm not thinking at all anymore. I got to stop doing this. And even people are basically just doing like, no AI November and that kind of shit. So it's interesting. I highly recommend, if you're starting to find yourself using AI a lot more than you're comfortable with this, this article will speak to you. So give it a read.
Jason DeFilippo
Now, you've heard of David Sacks, I'm sure, Brian. He's been in the news quite a bit. Well, David Sachs is the focus of a New York Times report examining how his role as President Trump's AI and crypto czar may overlap with his private investments.
Brian Schulmeister
What?
Jason DeFilippo
According to the. Yeah, I know, I know. Hands in the cookie jars, everybody. First, hands in the cookie jars. According to the report, Sachs has 708 tech investments, including 449 in AI companies that could benefit from the policies he supports. Ethics experts cited by the Trump by the Times, not by the Trumps by the Times say this raises concerns, especially because Sachs's public disclosures do not show the current value of his holdings or provide clear timelines for when he sold assets covered by his ethics waivers.
Brian Schulmeister
Ethics are optional in this administration. We know that. So. And in fact, actually, they're. They're kind of a negative.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, they, they. Yeah, they. They don't get you in the door. You're not in the administration if you have them. Timnit Gebru will definitely not get a job in the Trump administration anytime soon. The report also notes that some of Sachs's AI related companies are categorized in his disclosures as general hardware or software, even though the companies publicly promote themselves as AI businesses. The Times further highlights his growing influence, including his relationships with Nvidia CEO Jensen Wang and his involvement and to lift restrictions on Nvidia chip sales abroad. Sachs's team says he has complied with all the ethics requirements and that his government work has financially cost him rather than benefited him. While the White House describes. Well, the White House describes him as an important contributor to US Technology policy. Bullshit.
Brian Schulmeister
These people just flat out lie to your face. It's unbelievable. All right, so if you've actually lost money, then release. Release the financials. Let's see it.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, let's see it. Show your work. Show your work, David.
Brian Schulmeister
Show your work. My kid has to show his work. He's just learning math. Does better math than you do anyways. You can tell a lot about a company, Jason, by what they're willing to sue over. Take Instacart, for example, which just filed a lawsuit against New York City. The company doesn't like five new city laws which are set to take effect in January. They would require Instacart to pay workers more and give customers a tipping option of at least 10%. As is typical of companies griping about regulations that hurt their bottom lines, Instacart framed the issue as a noble fight for what's right. When a law threatens to harm shoppers, consumers, and local grocers, and especially when it does so unlawfully, we have a responsibility to act, the company proclaimed in a blog post. This legal challenge is about standing up for fairness, for the independence that tens of thousands of New York grocery delivery workers rely on, and for affordable access to groceries for those people who need it most. The company warns that everyone will lose if it's forced to comply, except for all of its not employees, who will get paid a fair wage instead of pennies. Should the law take effect, Instacart will be forced to restructure its platform. Restrict shoppers access to work, disrupt relationships with consumers and retailers, suffer constitutional injuries with no adequate legal remedy. It cried in the filings Listen to me. Instacart CEO Chris Rogers. If you cannot figure out a business model that obeys the law, you should not be running a fucking company. By the way, Instacart CEO C.E. rogers has an estimated net worth of at least $28.6 million. His predecessor, Fidge Simo. I'm not sure how to pronounce his name, who chairs the board and is now with OpenAI, is reportedly worth around $72.7 million.
Jason DeFilippo
You pronounce it greedy motherfucker, Brian. That's how it's. That's how it's pronounced. Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
So if New York City's minimum pay laws will be so catastrophic to your companies, maybe you can chip in a bit, help out.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah. Hey, come on. Give it.
Brian Schulmeister
Give.
Jason DeFilippo
Give a. Give a little, get a little.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah. We haven't heard about Elon's robots in a while, like two weeks. Because he's got.
Jason DeFilippo
Yes, it's been like a day or so.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah, he's got other Reichs to fry right now. So, you know, on Thursday, we started to hear about some Chinese robots. Three Bloomberg reporters based in Beijing reported not an unusual governmental announcement from China's Economic Central Planning Department. The National Development and Reform Commission, which has no US equivalent, not even. Not under Trump, but definitely wouldn't have this under Trump. The commission has noticed a pattern of dozens upon dozens of Chinese firms pushing out humanoid robots that do essentially nothing and do it in pretty much the same way. Agency spokesperson Lee Chao, Bloomberg said, expressed worry that this wave of robots was in danger of steering smart people away from actual valuable research. So basically they looked over at the us, Saw what was happening and said, we can't have that. We can't have all these smart people wasting time and money on AI and robots and stupid fucking electric cars. We could be doing something real.
So they're basically putting a lot of things in place to stop people from doing this because I guess it's an easy money grab. People just keep buying these robots even though they don't do shit. And so it's just becoming an economic bubble over there and they're worried about that and they don't want brain drain going to these stupid robots that nobody wants and can't do anything. Any listening, Elon?
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, so you know what? He should just go sell his robots over there then, because apparently there's a market for it. But his robots aren't robots. They're just guys in suits.
Brian Schulmeister
That's true.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah.
Oh, fun times, fun times. Are you going to get a robot, Brian?
Brian Schulmeister
No, no, no, I'm not okay.
Jason DeFilippo
Just. Just ask him. Just want to find out.
Brian Schulmeister
The only robot I would buy is one of the ones from Kraftwerk.
Jason DeFilippo
Ooh, that'd be good. Now, speaking of robots, let's talk about Waymo for a second. The robot car, a Waymo Robo Taxi in San Francisco, struck a small off leash dog on Sunday night, prompting distress among the family, riding inside and drawing a crowd. Waymo confirmed the incident, saying the vehicle made contact with the dog and that the company is reviewing what happened. The dog's condition is still unknown, according to officials. The passenger who reported the crash on Reddit said that the dog was in the middle of the road when the vehicle drove over it. Well, I'm glad it was in the road and not on the lawn, because that would be. The dog was in the house. Yeah. The Waymo ran over, crashed through the door like the Kool Aid man. Oh, yeah. And ran the dog over.
They noted that while a distracted human driver might also have hit the dog, an average driver likely would have reacted differently once they felt the impact and heard the family's screams. Yeah, San Francisco animal. It's horrible. San Francisco Animal Care and Control confirmed it received a complaint and Waymo later contacted the family to check in on them. This follows a similar recent case in which another Waymo vehicle killed a well known neighborhood cat, an incident that fueled public concern about autonomous vehicle safety. Waymo maintains that its safety record remains strong, pointing to 96 million fully driverless miles and a significantly lower rate of serious injury crashes compared to human drivers. The company has never had a fatal accident, although its vehicles have previously struck pets and occasionally cyclists or pedestrians. The passenger in the latest case said that they still plan to use the service again, though their children may be hesitant for some time because they're scarred. Because your taxi ran over a dog. So now to. To be fair to Waymo, the dog was in the road off leash. So we don't know. We weren't there. So, you know, there may be fault on all sides. Like, why the fuck was your dog off leash in the middle of the road? There's blame to go around everywhere on that one. But it's just interesting that Waymo has gone away.
Brian Schulmeister
I just can't wait for the modern country song to come out of this.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, it's coming.
Brian Schulmeister
He ran over my dog.
Jason DeFilippo
Yep, yep. And then drove my wife away.
Now here, a Waymo Robo Taxi in downtown Los Angeles decided to add ride through police standoff to its feature set last week, according to a Video blowing up online around 3:40 in the morning, LAPD had First and Broadway locked down for a high risk felony arrest after a stolen vehicle pursuit. The wayo car rolled up, saw the police blockade, then cheerfully routed itself through a nearby unblocked area where other cars were moving, cruising straight through the active scene for about 15 seconds. Did you see the video, Brian?
Brian Schulmeister
I did.
Jason DeFilippo
The guy who's on the ground with his hands on his head even looked up and is like, what's, what is happening? See if he was smart, he did like the cops were distracted. He should have jumped in the Waymo and said get me out of here.
Brian Schulmeister
That's smart. Yep.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, that one was just like a head shaker. A head shaker. There's also another article that I haven't put in here yet. But Waymo is basically also making their cars more aggressive because apparently they are too safe at the moment.
Brian Schulmeister
They haven't run over enough dogs.
Jason DeFilippo
I know we, our dog quota is too low. You have to get cats, maybe throw some ferrets in there. So they're gonna, they're gon start driving a little bit more aggressively like, like humans do, I guess, which, you know, great. Just what I want. I, I, I'm terrified when I see one already when I'm driving with it. I'm like, okay, because if I honk at it, is there anybody to listen? No, I don't think those things have honk sensors on them. I could be wrong. Somebody, somebody grok that for me and let me know. But they still unnerve me when I see them.
Dave Bittner
Brian.
Jason DeFilippo
I, because when I'm over in, in on the west side, I see them all the time and I'm driving next to them and they're cutting lanes in front of me and I'm like, they just, they're unnerving. They're just unnerving. Especially there's no passengers and no driver.
Brian Schulmeister
It's just going.
Jason DeFilippo
Yes, it's just going. And it's just like, it's like a Ghostbusters scene. It's like this is just not right.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah, well, we live in a very connected world these days, Jason. And it's, it's been somewhat amusing over the past few years watching things change. At first I was like, okay, fine. My light bulbs now get conveyed, get downloadable updates. Okay. My light bulb gets a downloadable update. That's interesting. My toaster can get a downloadable update. You had a bed with the EULA that probably got downloadable updates to their software packages. It got a little bit more worrisome when we started to hear about Tesla and their downloadable updates that would fix things, that would, you know, kill people or add features that will, you know, kill people. But one thing, I really don't want to have downloadable updates determining my safety. Airplanes.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, an Airbus directive that ordered the immediate Software update for 6000 A320 planes has led to flight disruptions around the world. As Reuters notes, that's more than half of the A320 jets in operation. American Airlines said 340 planes out of 480 have the need to be updated, which each plane, taking two hours to download and install their software updates.
Told CNBC that they expect the overwhelming majority of those planes to be completed through the night, with only a handful remaining. Its announcement, the European Union Aviation Safety Agency said and issued an emergency airworthiness directive after a problem manifested on a jet flu flight back in October 30th. Now, all right, it's already disturbing that planes are getting downloadable software updates that are crucial. But the reason why Airbus said that an analysis of the event revealed that intense solar radiation may corrupt data critical to the functioning of flight controls. Solar flares. Yeah, solar flares can take down these new planes. So we had to have a software update. Actually, it wasn't an update. The affected planes had to revert to an earlier version of the software. Oh, that's because my plane is beta testing fucking software.
Jason DeFilippo
That's messed up. That's messed up.
Brian Schulmeister
I will be checking to make sure I'm not flying an A320 plane to Los Angeles for the holidays.
Jason DeFilippo
Well, at least it's not an Amazon Fire plane, because while I'm watching a show on my Amazon Fire tv, it will just stop in the middle of it and say, we're going to apply the updates now while you're in the middle of your show. So it's not going to update the plane in the middle of a flight.
Brian Schulmeister
Hopefully you will not be able to use any controls for the next 35 minutes. Tick, tick. 36 minutes. 40 minutes.
Jason DeFilippo
Lost connection to server. Starting over.
Brian Schulmeister
Corrupted download. Please reach high.
Jason DeFilippo
Media Candy. Well, Brian, we got big news this morning. Netflix has officially announced a definitive agreement to acquire the studio and streaming assets of Warner Brothers Discovery in a massive deal valued at approximately $82.7 billion.
Brian Schulmeister
I would say. Yay. Because now I won't have to have Discovery subscription anymore or HBO subscription anymore because I've got Netflix already. Except Netflix is going to charge extra for all these things, aren't they?
Jason DeFilippo
Probably. Probably. It'll be $75. A month before the end of 2028, I'm guessing. Yeah, so. And this still has to go through regulatory approval. And Paramount is already, you know, flipping their wigs, saying, it wasn't fair, it wasn't fair, they had more money. Well, the thing is that, you know, this is Larry Ellison's son who owns Paramount now, and which means Larry is friends with Trump, who's friends with the FTC, who's friends with the FCC and everybody, all the Fs. So Netflix might get effed out of this deal if they say no, we're not going to approve it. So we'll see how this plays out. But, you know, I would much rather Netflix own it than Paramount, so fine with me. I just, I wish Paramount would spin out all of the Star Trek IP and sell it to somebody else. So it wasn't part of Paramount now. And that pains my heart. It's like Paramount now is like when Twitter got bought by Elon. It just, it hurts my heart. I used to love Twitter and I used to love Paramount. I mean, I worked there, loved it. And now it's just like, oh, it's just sad Republican hate land.
Brian Schulmeister
I know. Which is. Star Trek is so not that brand. Yeah, it would be great. Start somebody. Somebody with deep pockets. Some woke company with deep pockets. Please buy out Star Trek. Just get.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, from Paramount. But you can leave Star Trek Discovery with them just as a fuck you. It's like we want everything except Discovery. You can keep that one. That's too woke even for us. Speaking of woke, though, wake up Dead Man. And Knives out mystery comes out December 16th. I'm very much looking forward to that. That is on the aforementioned Netflix. I'm a huge fan of the Knives out series. Have you watched them all, Brian?
Brian Schulmeister
I've seen the first watching Glass Onion has been on the list forever and we haven't done it. So I think the wife and I are going to try to sit down this weekend and watch it so we can then watch the third one.
Jason DeFilippo
They're solid. They're definitely solid. And Fallout season two comes out December 17th, so.
Brian Schulmeister
Okay.
Jason DeFilippo
Be fun to see Walton Goggins without a nose again. So it's fun as a great show. It's a great show. I never played that video game, so it's like, it's, you know, it's video game story, but pretty well done, I think. I think it's pretty well done. I did watch Romcon. Who the is Jason Porter this week on Amazon Prime. It's, you know, one of Those fun little, what do you call it? The dating scam. Guys who go around and basically rip off women. This is a good one. They kind of get back at them. So it's, it's, it's good to watch. I like, I like the ones that have revenge involved. Those are the best ones. Speaking of revenge, I watched Sean Combs the Reckoning, as apparently did 90 of the planet this week on Netflix.
Brian Schulmeister
Everybody except me, I think, because I.
Jason DeFilippo
I just don't care. Oh, it's fun. It's fun. I, because I've seen all of the other Sean Combs P. Diddy documentaries that like, paint him as this monster human being, which he is. But 50 Cent did, did a masterful job of just making Puffy look like a loser. A talentless, whiny little loser. It was phenomenal. And I saw the thing this morning that really kind of something that I didn't pay attention to when I was watching it because it was just too Fascinating was what 50 Cent did for the entire soundtrack is use all of Puffy's enemies music. So even if he has to listen to it, it's all of the people that he had beef with his entire life. You know, a lot of, a lot of Tupac, a lot of Biggie. It's great.
Brian Schulmeister
I don't know who did a better job of ruining the other person. Did 5050 do a better job of ruining Puffy? Or did Kendrick Lamar do a better job of ruining Drake? It's, it's really close.
Jason DeFilippo
I know a lot of people are also thinking this time of year that they, they want to talk about Die Hard and get in the beef about Die Hard being a Christmas movie.
Brian Schulmeister
Must we do this every year?
Jason DeFilippo
I just don't give a, I don't give a. Die Hard is a Christmas movie and GIF is a gif. Fine.
Brian Schulmeister
Ho, ho, ho. What more Christmas can you get?
Jason DeFilippo
But I, I, I posit this when, when it comes up. If you want to talk about a Christmas action movie, the best Christmas action movie to go watch is the Long Kiss Goodbye with. It's just, you have to see it. You have to see that.
Brian Schulmeister
Also, if you have Geena Davis in her prime.
Jason DeFilippo
Geena Davis in her prime. Samuel Jackson in his prime. The two of them are just magic. Just magic. So do yourself a favor this year and go find the Long Kiss goodnight and give it a watch.
Brian Schulmeister
All right? I am still working through the American Revolution. I am on hour 752 and only got 7543 left to go. No, I'm down to the last episode. Overall, it's impressive. I know. It's all I've been watching almost every night. I watch at least an hour for like the last two weeks. So it's.
Jason DeFilippo
Can't get you to watch Strange Stranger Things, but Strange Things. You watch that? Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Yep, that's pretty much how I roll. This is not my favorite of the Ken Burns documentaries. There's a little bit too much of like, and then they went to this city. And then they went to this city. And then they fought at this city. And then they fought at this city. Okay, got it, Got it. I don't need all the subway stops in New York work. Understood. But still, you know, it's a. It's a good take on it. It's. It's a lot of information and it's Ken Burns, so it's always quality. The other thing that I have been watching with my wife is a man on the inside. Season two has come out and we worked our way through, I think, four episodes now. It's cute. It's not as fun as the first season because it was such a new concept then and it was interesting. They're kind of stretching to make a second season out of it, but it's cute.
Jason DeFilippo
Apps and doodads.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, Jason, I had to purchase my Apple one subscription finally. So I got that going because I need the fitness and all that sort of stuff. And then I was like, oh, my God, I have all this Apple storage now. I no longer need to have Dropbox. I don't have to drop $200 a year on Dropbox, which is my least favorite program in existence. I. I fucking can't stand them. And I had pure joy in uninstalling all of it. It was gone off my machine until I remembered that we store all of our grumpy old geeks assets on Dropbox and you moved it to yours. And I had to reinstall Dropbox to be able to access all the files that we need. So I'm stuck with Dropbox. But at least I'm not paying for it now.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, you can do the freeloader version. I love Dropbox. I use it every day. I can't get rid of it.
Brian Schulmeister
That's.
Jason DeFilippo
I share all of my files with my clients, so it works for us. It just works. Icloud Drive did not work that great for me.
Brian Schulmeister
I don't think it's. Icloud Drive is not good for client based stuff. It's good for personal, but not for, like really sharing with outside people.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, it didn't even work for me for personal when I would save any like logic projects or Final Cut projects, things like that. And it's. Even the Mac's native package format did not work well with icloud. It was just a mess. It was an absolute mess. So yeah, no, but I'm glad, Brian, that you don't no longer have to pay for it. Good for you.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, I'm just giving the money that I used to give to Dropbox is now going to Apple, so it doesn't really matter.
Jason DeFilippo
So yeah, it's not going to you. So.
And then speaking of Apple, I just, I want to say fuck Center Stage. I hate Center Stage so much. It's. That's when you. It basically is the face follow feature on built in with the, you know, the cameras on your laptops that people can never figure out how to turn off. People have it turned on and they're just always moving and shaking and the camera's moving. I'm like, could you please turn that off? Like I don't know how. So quick, quick tip. When your camera's on, on a Mac, there's a little green camera icon at the top of your menu bar. Click on that and click. Turn off Center Stage. Easy enough. I see Brian doing it right now.
Brian Schulmeister
It's not on because I'm using a third party camera.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, you're using a. You're using a crappy Logitech camera.
Brian Schulmeister
Just checking though. I don't like to upset you.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh yeah.
Well, some people that aren't upset is basically everybody at Apple, it seems, because longtime design chief Alan Dye is leaving the company after nearly a decade and heading to Meta to run a new design studio. Maybe he could find the pants. But yeah, this is great news. This is great news for everybody, especially anybody that's used anything of the 26 branch of operating systems. IOS 26, iPadOS 26 and Mac OS 26, they all suck. So I do not like any of them.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, he couldn't move to a company that's better positioned for shitty design than Meta. So they'll embrace him with open arms over there.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, the only place with shittier design as far as I'm concerned, is Google. You know, Google's the best. Google has the worst. They have the worst all the money in the world, but no design sense whatsoever. Just a company of engineers. But yeah, apparently everybody in the company is very happy because they never thought it would happen. So you know what I think this is? There's a couple other high level people that are leaving Apple. I think all of this news that Tim Cook's going to be heading out soon has got. People kind of have got the ants in the pants and are trying to figure out where they're going to go before the new people come in so they can leave on their terms. This is a fun one. Google's shiny new agentic IDE Anti Gravity just pulled off the developer equivalent of detonating a basement full of backups. According to a Reddit post, in a YouTube screen recording, a developer asked Antigravity to clear a project cache. The AI obliged by helpfully erasing the entire D drive instead of the cache folder. Because who doesn't love a little full disk white during debugging? So, yeah, it's just gone. And here's the thing, it apologized.
The AI apologized saying, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I did that. And all of your backups are gone too, so I can't restore anything. Whoopsie. So what are you going to do? What are you going to do?
Brian Schulmeister
I was listening to NPR the other day and they were talking about this study and I thought it was really interesting and something that we should definitely talk about on, because who hasn't experienced this? We've been talking about inshitification for a long time and certainly one of the biggest things that's been insidified is our cell phone calls, our video calls, all that stuff. It just seems to get worse and worse and they never really work great. And now that we've moved to this world post pandemic where so much stuff is done online, interviews are done online, parole hearings are done through online video, all this sort of stuff has moved to online video instead of in person. And so somebody did a study, somebody was thinking about this and going, hang on a second, I wonder if this is having any effect. And some colleagues at the University of Missouri, Kansas City started to do a study. And then there was another study over at Cornell. And this is really interesting, Jason. What they found out is that glitchy video makes people not trust you as much. It leads to increased distrust and leads to people thinking, you know, business people are not making their sales, they're losing sales. People that are doing interviews are not getting the jobs if they have shitty video. People who are doing parole hearings, they have shitty video during them, less chance of them getting paroled. All of this is happening because of inshitification of our communication systems. That's pretty fucking shitty.
Jason DeFilippo
It's pretty shitty. So we're going to get. We got to get you a new camera. So people will sign up for the Patreon more.
Brian Schulmeister
There you go. We're losing out on Patreon money because I don't have a super expensive camera. Yeah, it's, it's totally the quality. And apparently there is the only potential remedy that researchers have found so far is if you crack a quick joke right after a technical glitch. So we're good because all we do is joke that. That's basically the only thing that you can do that kind of some, some humor can repair the damage to viewers trust. So even though it's nothing to do with you, it's just the technology. If your technology is crap, if your calls are crap, if your video is crap, app people don't trust you as much.
Jason DeFilippo
You know, this is a thing with audio as well. There was a study done a couple years ago, maybe a decade ago, that bad audio will make you less trustworthy. And for me, that made me a fortune. That made me an absolute fortune because I basically put that for all of my clients and I'm like, I am going to make you more trustworthy, so please come with me. And it worked.
Brian Schulmeister
All right.
Jason DeFilippo
I dig it. So yeah, this just, it absolutely makes sense. So, you know, spend the money on a decent camera at least and that'll help mitigate some of the shitty video stuff. But yeah, and a better connection. Go wired. Screw your wi fi. If you're going to do video, try and get that ethernet cable out as best you can.
Brian Schulmeister
There you go.
Jason DeFilippo
Pro tip.
Brian Schulmeister
And in good news, but too late for me. I'm much too old for this now for this to do any good for me. But I would have loved this when I was a kid. A team of designers, ornithologists and material scientists at Cornell University have successfully developed a method to create ultra black fabric described in a recent Nature Communications paper. It's a technique, it's a two step process which takes heavy inspiration from the plumage of magnificent riflebirds.
I don't understand the science behind this, but apparently there's a pigment with distinct structures that trap and absorb light. I could have been the gothest goth that's ever gothed if I would have had this damn fabric when I was a kid.
Jason DeFilippo
Robert, nobody would have seen you at the club. You would have just been a floating head going through the club. That's it.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah. So they've kind of figured out how to put this into a fabric. There's a link in the show notes, obviously, you know, you're looking at a picture, so you're not seeing it in person, but you can tell that this little bit of fabric right in the middle is so black. It is. Death rock, goth metal, Swedish black, heavy metal, none more black. They should have just called it Spinal Tap.
Jason DeFilippo
The Dark side.
With Dave.
Welcome to the Dark side with Dave with the podcaster who never sleeps, Dave Bittner. Dave covers the daily cyber security beat on the Cyber Wire, Bust scams with Joe Kerrigan on hacking humans, untangles privacy headaches with Ben Yellen on Caveat, digs into industrial security on Control Loop and still shows up to stir up trouble and only malware in the buildings. Good to see you, Dave. How was your tea day?
Dave Bittner
I'm sleepy.
Oh, I'm hanging in there. I'm hanging in there. Not bad. Can't complain. Good to be back.
Jason DeFilippo
Wrong show to be on then.
Dave Bittner
I know, right? Actually, complaining is what we do best.
Brian Schulmeister
It's our bread and butter, man.
Dave Bittner
That's true. That's true. I take it back. I'll complain about the lack of complaining.
Jason DeFilippo
I just want to kick things off real quick here because I saw this and there was some Star wars news. Claudia Black is not going to be in the second season of Ahsoka because they wouldn't pay her enough. And that prompted me to say I didn't know Claudia Black was in season one of Ahsoka.
Brian Schulmeister
I was like, I don't know who the Nightsister Klothow is in particular, but sure, there can just be a different night sister. Or the same one, since it's all makeup. Anyways.
Jason DeFilippo
I mean, I know Claudia Black. She was Aaron Son in Farscape which is one of my favorite shows of all time. But they must have made her up too much. Or I just missed it. I don't know.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah, well, I mean, it's not like Disney to not pay a lot of money.
Jason DeFilippo
They are kind of cash poor right now, I hear.
Brian Schulmeister
I think you know what you're signing up for if you're a bit player on a Disney series.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, they famously. Who was it? Alan Dean Foster Disney, who is the ghost writer of the original Star wars novel and then wrote Splinter of the Mind's Eye, which was the sort of backdoor sequel. Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
It was the backup plan if Star wars didn't work out for Lucas. Right. Let's just do that one.
Dave Bittner
When Disney bought Lucasfilm, they just sort of decided they didn't need to pay him anymore for the stuff that he had done. And he fought back and I think he won, but still. Yeah, good old Disney.
Brian Schulmeister
Yep.
Dave Bittner
So Keeping with Star wars for the moment. I don't know if you guys have seen there have been rumors circulating of a 50th anniversary re release of the original Star Wars. The unaltered Star Wars. The Han shot first version of Star Wars.
Brian Schulmeister
Yes.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh my God. Do we feel old version of Star Wars?
Dave Bittner
Speak for yourself.
So some clips have been leaked from the alleged 6K scan of the original version of Star wars, the scan and cleanup of that version. And there are some clips on YouTube and I gotta say, they look great. They look great.
Brian Schulmeister
I can't wait for people to just go through this completely and find what they fucked with this time. Because there's going to be something. Something's gonna change.
Dave Bittner
We'll get to that with one of our stories coming up. But I just. Star wars continues to amaze me in that it is the gift that keeps on giving that we're coming up on 50 years and there's still new Star wars stuff to be had from this little movie that was hit or miss as to whether it was gonna do anything. There's still behind the scenes photos that I see that I've never seen before and we have things like this. So. So I'm just thankful that it was the thing that it was and that it was the thing that I was into and that it's been able to be fun for so much of my life. And we'll see.
If I make it through my entire life while there's still Star wars things happening. That's a life well lived.
Brian Schulmeister
We'll see if Ryan Gosling changes your mind in the next movie.
Dave Bittner
Well, I mean, yeah, it's a fair point. It's not that there haven't been terrible Star wars things happen.
So you take the good, you take the bad. But I'm just happy that it's still in the culture, in the mind of folks. I will add that the Star wars pendants will remind us that there never was one original version because the 70 millimeter release had some slightly different audio elements than the 35 millimeter version.
Brian Schulmeister
Nerds.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, we are talking about Star Wars, Brian, on a geek show.
Dave Bittner
So, yeah, I'll add, I still don't have my Home Depot R2D2.
Brian Schulmeister
I'm very disappointed in you, Dave.
Dave Bittner
It's not my fault there isn't one there. As far as I know, none have come to the Home Depots near me.
Brian Schulmeister
All right, well, if you'd like to drive up to Toronto. I was at Home Depot on Saturday and I was looking at the R2 unit right next to the Darth Vader with the. With Death Star ornament that he holds.
Dave Bittner
Oh, you're killing me, Smalls.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, and why is it not in the background, Brian, of your office? Why are we not seeing it there?
Brian Schulmeister
Because I just called Star wars fans nerds. That's why. It's not back there.
Dave Bittner
Yeah. So it's quite possible that the stores near me simply aren't ordering them or something. And they haven't. I've missed them when they come available on the Home Depot website, so. So here's hoping that before the holidays come, I will have my Home Depot R2D2, which I will immediately begin modifying to make him look better and ultimately hopefully be fully remote controlled.
Brian Schulmeister
So there you go.
Dave Bittner
We'll see about that. However, there is a stormtrooper suit on Facebook Marketplace near me.
Brian Schulmeister
Ooh, you're holy grail.
Jason DeFilippo
What?
Brian Schulmeister
What?
Yeah, your white whale.
Jason DeFilippo
Hey, have you scheduled a try on session? Yes, a fitting. You scheduled a fitting yet?
Dave Bittner
Like a wedding dress?
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Champagne for everybody.
Dave Bittner
I know. I have not.
It's $800, which is not a lot for. I mean, that's a fair price.
Brian Schulmeister
That's like a dollar per podcast you do.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, Per week.
Dave Bittner
Yeah. It comes with a helmet, which I don't need, thanks to you guys. So I don't know. I like.
Jason DeFilippo
I.
Dave Bittner
Yes, I will buy it.
I have to reach out. Do it.
Jason DeFilippo
Do it.
Dave Bittner
Yeah.
Jason DeFilippo
By the time we reconvene, you better be wearing that damn thing.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, well, the other thing is it doesn't come with the black undergarment that you have. See, I keep. I'm making excuses because there are things that it doesn't include. So I'm using them as little roadblocks to keep me from pulling the trigger on it. But I know ultimately, and I guess if I wait long enough, someone else might buy it. I'm not sure what the demand for.
Brian Schulmeister
That's usually how marketplaces work.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, I know, I know. So I don't know.
Jason DeFilippo
I tell you what. For Christmas, we'll buy you the $8 black unitard that you can put on underneath your.
Brian Schulmeister
I'm on Under Armour.com right now and I'm just gonna send you something. It's. It's black. It's.
Jason DeFilippo
It's a.
Brian Schulmeister
Get him.
Jason DeFilippo
The ultra black one. Guys, come on, let's splurge.
Dave Bittner
There you go. Yeah, I need a. Yeah.
All right. Well, you've shamed me into it. Maybe I will take care of that sometime later today and then. Then later have to explain to My wife. You spent $800 on what?
Jason DeFilippo
But, honey, they made me.
Dave Bittner
That's right. All. Yeah, they were. They were making fun of me on a podcast. I had no choice.
Did you guys see this thing about the debacle with the special effects of Mad Men on hbo?
Brian Schulmeister
Yes. You can see the tube that some puke comes down. Oh, no. Oh, no.
Dave Bittner
Well, it's more than that. You can see the crew members.
Brian Schulmeister
Oh, no.
I survived seeing Starbucks coffee cups in Game of Thrones. I think I can live through this.
Jason DeFilippo
I heard it. I haven't seen it yet, but it sounded funny. I kind of like seeing behind the scenes.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, I included a link.
Brian Schulmeister
I was so convinced it was a documentary until now.
Dave Bittner
Are you guys just gonna bust my balls this entire episode?
Jason DeFilippo
That's him, not me. I don't care.
Dave Bittner
I said, is that it? I mean, I'm okay with that. I've probably earned it, but I've just braced my for, you know, I couldn't.
Brian Schulmeister
Bust your balls if they were armored like stormtroopers. True.
Dave Bittner
That is absolutely logical.
Jason DeFilippo
Logical.
Brian Schulmeister
That is true.
Jason DeFilippo
Busted out some Spock on that got Got Got universe creep.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, it's undisputably true.
So evidently, the folks who sent over the files for the conversion to 4K sent over the wrong files. They were the files that were before the digital effects were added. But I think part of what's interesting about this is that a show like Mad Men used as many digital effects as they did. They're just invisible for painting out crew members or tubes. So people throw up and things like that. So it's fun. I have a link to it, Todd Vaziri's website. He's an ILM guy who does before and afters, so check it out.
Brian Schulmeister
Out.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah. Well, it's funny that, you know, I actually did that, like, three weeks ago. I, I, I put in the. The version of the ad read that I. The master, not the edited version. So people were telling me, hey, you, You, You. You put in the unedited version of your delete me or masterclass ad. And I'm like, oh, oh, okay.
Dave Bittner
Well, it's one way to get people to pay attention to the ad.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah. They're like, I, I kind of like seeing how the sausage is made, but you might want to fix that. I'm like, yeah, well, fortunately, it wasn't a bad retake. A few things, I wasn't like, God.
Brian Schulmeister
I hated this product. It was such a. This. This shit never worked.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah. Can you believe they're making us sell this garbage Wasn't one of those. Yeah, we do not have. We do not have advertisers like that. We love all of our advertisers.
Brian Schulmeister
Of course.
Dave Bittner
Yes, we all do. We do, too. Yeah.
I wanted to share a YouTube channel that I have inexplicably become enamored with with. It's called Spare Time Repair, and it's just this British guy who fixes old CD players.
Brian Schulmeister
I love this.
I absolutely love this, and I have no idea.
Dave Bittner
Well, that's not true. I've been trying to figure out why I am so attracted to this and why I find it so calming and comforting.
Brian Schulmeister
I miss all these things so much. I miss modular stereo systems. Oh, my God. I miss this.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, I think that's definitely part of it. We have great nostalgic affection for these types of devices. But also, my entire life, I've been that person who takes everything apart and puts it back together in hopes that I don't have any leftover parts when I put it back together. You know, since I was a kid, that was like the first. I violated or. Yeah, violated so many warranties by taking things apart and putting them back together. But for some reason, this channel, I find myself watching it before I go to bed at night, and it's just relaxing.
Brian Schulmeister
Have you tried music, Dave?
Dave Bittner
Well, I don't know.
Jason DeFilippo
Yes, I have.
Brian Schulmeister
No, this is great.
Jason DeFilippo
My roommate goes to bed and watches Antiques Roadshow when she goes to bed. So this is kind of like a nerds Antiques Roadshow, I guess. Yeah.
Dave Bittner
I think it's just. It's benign distraction. Right, right. Your brain just needs help unplugging, getting off the little gerbil. Habitrail. Spinning wheel.
Brian Schulmeister
Hamster wheel.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, hamster wheel. Thank you. That's what I was looking for.
Brian Schulmeister
No problem.
Dave Bittner
That's what I meant. Oh, man. My words. Yeah. So I don't know if anybody else will enjoy it, but turns out this. I just got my report from YouTube of the things that I watch every year, and this was number one on my list. And I'm also in the top 5% of people who watch this channel. So we're good for each other. Yeah.
Jason DeFilippo
I'm a super fan.
Dave Bittner
I'm a repair. And I think to your point, Brian, part of this is that this was also from an era where it was a combination of mechanical things and software things. And so a lot of the repairs have to do with just replacing belts or grease that got sticky. And so, you know, the drawer for the CD player doesn't open anymore. And there's something Very satisfying about watching these mechanical things brought back to life. And it's.
Brian Schulmeister
Before, everything was like a sealed box that you just couldn't mess around with anymore.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, right, right. Yeah, exactly. So have a look.
Brian Schulmeister
All right. Well, speaking of things that perhaps only I enjoy, but I have a particular Christmas tradition, and it's that time of year for the annual. Listen. I probably listen to this once a day for the next month and then don't think about it again for 11 months. It's William Shatner's dramatic reading of Good King Wenceslaus. And I can't stress how much I love this. I wish there was actual video of him doing it. I believe he did this for KROCK when Kevin and Bean hosted the radio morning show. And they would put together an annual, like, Christmas cassette, which I had, and I believe Shatner read this for this. It was. Alternative rock bands would do Christmas songs, but they got Shatner to do this. I can't find it anywhere. It's not on most streaming media, but of course it's on YouTube. I have the link in the show. Notes, please, to enjoy.
Dave Bittner
It's great that Shatner, pretty early on, got the memo to not take himself too seriously.
Jason DeFilippo
Yes, I think he got the memo after the SNL debacle, I think. I think that really kind of. He. I didn't. He got pretty. Pretty slapped down on that one, so.
Dave Bittner
Oh, really?
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, he was banned from conventions for a long time. Nobody wanted to see him.
Brian Schulmeister
Fans were pissed. Yeah.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, they were pissed. Yeah.
Dave Bittner
Okay.
Brian Schulmeister
That's funny.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah. No, he had to. He had to. He had to make an apology tour big time. Took a couple of years from what I remember.
Dave Bittner
So the Star Trek fans don't have a good sense of humor about themselves, I guess.
Jason DeFilippo
I guess not.
Brian Schulmeister
They didn't used to. I think it's changed a lot.
Dave Bittner
One of my co workers and her father recently got to meet William Shatner on the set of the Enterprise.
Brian Schulmeister
That's amazing.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, there's some thing, some. Something you can go to that Shatner's a part of. He must be a partner in it or something. And I have no idea what they paid. It must have been a lot. But it's kind of like a fan meet and greet sort of thing. And so they had this Enterprise set and you get to go on the set and meet William Shatner and probably cost at least $100.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah.
Dave Bittner
But. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not trying to think, would I do that or not? Probably.
Brian Schulmeister
We're not gonna have too Much longer. The dude is in his 90s.
Jason DeFilippo
So I was gonna say stop. Yeah, he doesn't, he's gotta be okay. He can't need the money that much right now. It's like, dude, you know, run out the clock in, in luxury or something. Just chill.
Brian Schulmeister
I think he wants to do it. I think it keeps him active. Like, and you can't charge nothing because everybody else is charging because they still need the money. So Shatner can't be the dick that's just like, come on, do it. Come to me for free. Never mind all those guys that played Vulcans.
Jason DeFilippo
The thing is, I, I, I now have a, A, A, a small group of friends who are convention people. They're, you know.
Brian Schulmeister
Oh, I'm sorry.
Jason DeFilippo
Used to be A list stars, now B list or C list stars that, that are on the convention circuit. And every weekend they're going to a convent or every other weekend they're doing conventions. They absolutely hate it. It is so much work. It's a, it's a lot of work. I mean, it is. And it's from what you see, you don't see, like, anything. You see somebody sitting at a table waiting for somebody to come. It's usually a lot of work to do those conventions. And it's draining. It is terribly draining. So, you know, they, and they're like, why is he still doing this? Is why I found out. They're like, yeah, like, Michelle Nichols was on, on tour forever, you know, up until she died. And then it's because her family made her do it. She didn't even know where she was half the time. They just wanted the money.
Brian Schulmeister
There's always a difference between have to do and want to do do. Shatner I don't think has to do it. So that's different.
Dave Bittner
The one Star Trek convention I went to, Brent Spiner was the guest of honor. And the way they had made it work was that there were three Star wars conventions or Star Wars 3 starry fans. There were three Star Trek conventions going on on the same day on the East Coast. There was like, one in Philly, one in Baltimore, and one, like in dc. Something like that, that. And they shuttled him from one to the other throughout the day. And that's how they made it work, I guess, financially.
Jason DeFilippo
He had to make so much money from that, it's ridiculous.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, well, good for him. You know, why not? Why not?
Jason DeFilippo
Okay, I got some final sad news here. Micron just dropped a flaming bag of dog poo on the doorstep of PC builders everywhere by announcing it's killing off its crucial consumer business. Now. I'm sure everybody here on this call and everybody listening at home has at some point bought Crucial ram. And this just saddens me. They're saying that, you know, they just need to sell it to the AI data centers now because it's more lucrative and RAM prices are going through the roof, and it's just. Screw you guys, man.
Dave Bittner
Yeah, yep. Yeah, it does. It makes me sad. And it's a sort of a double whammy that it's happening because of AI.
Jason DeFilippo
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
GPU because of Bitcoin.
Dave Bittner
Same thing. Right. Crucial was a solid brand for many, many years, so certainly bought a lot of RAM from them over the years.
Brian Schulmeister
Me too.
Dave Bittner
Yeah. Sad to see them go, maybe they'll be back, pour one out.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. After the AI bubble burst, they might come crawling back on their hands and knees saying, we've got RAM kids.
Dave Bittner
Well, when the AI if. Yeah, when the AI bubble bursts, we'll be able to buy all the hardware from the data centers for pennies on the dollar, so see what happens there.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah. Remember the dot com bust and all of the auctions that happened then?
Dave Bittner
Aeron chairs, man. Aeron chairs.
Brian Schulmeister
When I got my first AON chair.
Jason DeFilippo
Everybody gets an Aeron. Yeah, yeah. I remember when home grocer went out of business, there were sun servers that were bigger than me that you could get for like two grand. It was ridiculous.
Brian Schulmeister
Yep, yep, yep.
Dave Bittner
Absolutely.
Jason DeFilippo
Closing Shout Out. Over at Patreon, we've got three new Patreon subscribers. Ninja, Geek, Karts, and James. Thank you all so much. And we've also got Waylon, Eric, Mario, Matthew, UC Panda, Justin, Nicholas, Arjun, Brian, and. And Derek. Thank you all so much for your continued support.
Brian Schulmeister
Thank you. We've got a big week over at PayPal. We've got Judge Jonathan, Nicola Levy, Florian, Joseph, Byron, who writes. Hey, just wanted to drop a quick note and a few dollary dues to thank you for the show. I recently searched for a new tech podcast as what we, my regular ones seem to have somewhat degenerated in the social ramblings of a madman rather than a tech podcast. I really like what you do. Not just the tech coverage, but the personality and the reality you bring to it. The first episode, I heard there was a conversation about keeping in touch with friends. It really spoke to me. The tech is good too, but that stuff hit me. I will admit I was confused and wondered if people from your part of America all sound the same because one of you sounded Exactly. Like another podcast I listened to. It was only recently that I found out that it was in fact the same guy. What are the chances? Apparently 100% love the show. Byron from Sydney, I'm guessing Dave, since he hosts 9,000 other podcasts.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, yeah, it's just going to be Dave. Yeah, in the old days it might have been me, but not anymore. Yeah, it's just Dave.
Brian Schulmeister
We also have donations from Thomas, who gave us 25 bucks. Goran, also $25. James with 120 bucks. And Blair. Blair, Blair. Blair the witch. I love you so much. 300 bucks.
Jason DeFilippo
Blair. I think Blair might have just right up there in the pantheon of super.
Brian Schulmeister
Donations ever, I think pretty close.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Yeah.
Jason DeFilippo
So thanks everybody. And Elizabeth over at the tip jar dropped a big hundi. Thank you, Elizabeth, so much. And we've got Grant, Patrick, Matthew, Sarah and Jennifer rounding out the tip jar. Thank you so much to everybody that donates to the show. And if you want to get on that, you can go to Gog show, donate and help us out because it really does help us out. If you want to go also to patreon.com gog you can sign up to support the show for as little as $3 a month. You can give as much as you like. We will take anything. And if you pay for the whole year, you can get the show at a discount. And the Patreon subscribers get the show early ad free and in high definition. So I'm also Brian, working on the Apple side of things. It is surprisingly confusing over at Apple Podcasts on how to do the sponsored show with the ad free version. It is not intuitive and I'm not a dummy, but I haven't quite figured it out yet, so. So maybe I'm a bigger dummy than I thought.
Brian Schulmeister
No, Apple does tend to make those things confusing. I remember for a while back I was involved with publishing through Apple Books and it was a nightmare to figure out how to get stuff published.
Dave Bittner
Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Oh, that.
Jason DeFilippo
Yeah, I had to do that once too. No, no. And the sad thing is nobody bought ibooks.
Brian Schulmeister
I know nobody bought ibooks. It was a failed product anyways. But they made it so hard to get stuff on there.
Jason DeFilippo
So hard. So hard. Well, we've got some sad news this week. Steve Cropper, the legendary guitarist who helped shape the sound of Memphis Memphis Soul at Stax Records, has died at 84. Cropper was a core member of Booker T and the MGS and known for classics like Green Onions and Time Is Tight and he co wrote major R B hits including Otis Redding's Doc of the Bay, Wilson Pickett's in the Midnight Hour, and Eddie Floyd's Knock on Wood. The guy was amazing. He's been around forever. I mean, people of our age probably knew him from the Blues Brothers, others. But I recommend. I talked about this documentary when it first came out. It's called Stacks Soulville USA or Soulsville usa. Phenomenal documentary it was. Yeah, it was really, really good. It's on hbo, I believe. Hbo, Max, whatever they're calling it this week. Go check it out. And yeah, he was, he was a major musician and he will be missed. And some sad news this morning. Cary Tagawa has died at age 75. You will know him for as playing. He was Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat, the old one, not the new one. And also in the video games and stuff like that. But he's also in the Last Emperor, Memoirs of a Geisha, the man in the High Castle. He's been in everything.
Brian Schulmeister
Big Trouble in one of my favorite, yes, my favorite crappy movie of all time, Big Trouble in Little China. I love that music.
Jason DeFilippo
He was just everywhere and he was 75 when he died and unfortunately he died from complications from a stroke which as a one of those people, it makes me sad and, and terrified because two weeks, Brian, it'll be four years since I had that.
Brian Schulmeister
Amazing. So amazing.
Dave Bittner
Yeah.
Brian Schulmeister
Well, you're looking good, man.
Jason DeFilippo
Oh, thanks.
Brian Schulmeister
And I want to wish a very happy birthday to friend of the show, John Resnick of the Goo Goo Dolls. It was his birthday yesterday, so yeah.
Jason DeFilippo
Happy birthday. Until next time. I'm Jason DeFilippo.
Brian Schulmeister
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Date: December 5, 2025
Hosts: Jason DeFillippo, Brian Schulmeister
Guest: Dave Bittner
This episode is a signature rumble through the week's worst in tech, with the Grumpy Old Geeks calling out companies and individuals for tech disasters, questionable business practices, and the continual decline of the user experience. Topics span from social media drama and AI blunders, to the latest in cryptocurrency controversies, dystopian prediction markets, petty billionaire antics, flawed robots, and the collapse of trusted tech brands. Sarcasm, schadenfreude, and a dash of nostalgia flavor the discussion as Jason, Brian, and Dave break it all down—no mercy, no filter.
Dave joins for a lighter, geekier close to the show, covering:
The episode barrels through tech fails from the week—the "mistake machine"—with scathing honesty, plenty of humor, and a critical eye for tech's follies and ethical blind spots. Behind the grumping is a real longing for tech (and media) that actually serves users instead of monetizing, annoying, or endangering them. If you ever wanted an irreverent, tough-love rundown of what's broken in tech, this episode is your manual.
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