Transcript
Selena (0:02)
You're listening to the Cyberwire Network, powered by N2K, follow signs for i95South.
Keith (0:15)
You realize we're late again, right? Selena's gonna kill us.
Dave (0:20)
I told you I had to do a dip check. You can't show up to the Fishy Awards without the proper dip representation.
Keith (0:28)
You brought, like, half the grocery stor.
Dave (0:32)
Keith, preparation is key. Nobody likes a dry chip.
Keith (0:37)
Dude. Can I. Can I. Can I have a chip?
Dave (0:40)
Absolutely not.
Selena (0:42)
Turn left onto Diagon Alley. Your destination will be on your left. You two are unbelievable. I told you to leave early. Now we're gonna be late. And we're nominated.
Keith (0:58)
We did leave early. Then Dave decided to run a full audit on condiments.
Dave (1:03)
Qual quality assurance is everyone's responsibility.
Selena (1:07)
If we win tonight and I can't give my acceptance speech, I'm blaming you two.
Keith (1:11)
Dave, check to see if they're covering the awards pre show on the radio.
Dave (1:18)
Hey, this is pretty catchy.
Selena (1:20)
I mean, it is, but it's not what we're looking for. Keep scrolling. Three of the zero days are actively being exploited. If you like keen.
Sponsor/Announcer (1:31)
Well, hello there and welcome back to American top 40.
Keith (1:35)
It doesn't sound like it's on yet. Dave, can I please have a chip? No.
Dave (1:39)
Stop asking me. I had a temp job out of college. I don't think they're covering the red carpet yet. Maybe we'll make it after all.
Selena (1:51)
Dave, the clock literally says we're 20 minutes late.
Keith (1:55)
But in cybersecurity time, that's basically on schedule.
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