Transcript
A (0:02)
You're listening to the Cyberwire Network, powered by N2K. Okay, guys, we've had a whole month to plan our next cold open for the show. What have you come up with?
B (0:20)
All right, picture this.
C (0:24)
Where brave knights armored to the teeth, marching through the server room dungeon. And there's a massive malware dragon. It breathes fire, spews corrupted files, and only we can save the mainframe.
D (0:40)
And I'm swinging a sword made of pure antivirus code. Every swipe deletes a Trojan. Instantly the dragon's hoard, a mountain of lost passwords and encrypted files.
A (0:53)
No, absolutely not. We are not pretending to be knights.
B (0:57)
Okay, what do you got then?
A (0:59)
I'm so glad you asked, Dave. How about space astronauts on a mission to repair the intergalactic network core. Fishing meteors flying at us, Ransomware black holes and cosmic AI trying to trick us into clicking links.
B (1:17)
Space is cool, but this isn't T minus daily.
D (1:21)
T minus.
B (1:22)
And we'd need a bigger budget for rocket noises.
D (1:25)
Yeah, plus I get motion sickness just thinking about zero gravity. What about a zombie apocalypse in the server room? Hackers have unleashed malware zombies and we're the IT fighting them off with USB stakes and antivirus potions.
A (1:43)
Yeah, every zombie could be a corrupted file. And I'm crafting a firewall barrier with my keyboard when a zombie bites a server.
B (1:50)
Boom.
A (1:50)
It's quarantined instantly. There's suspense, drama, maybe even a slow motion delete scene.
B (1:59)
Come on, guys. No. We can't be zombies. It's not even Halloween.
C (2:04)
Medieval wizards dueling with ransomware spells.
D (2:08)
No.
A (2:10)
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