104: Polyamorous or Just Plain Rude?! - Happy Wife Happy Life

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We're your hosts. I'm Kendall Landrin.

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And I'm Jordan Myrick.

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And we are two incredibly unqualified, deeply

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in love comedians who are here to help you with all things relationships. And on today's episode, we are unprepared.

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We are. You're getting. You're getting the Raw. The Raw version.

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You're getting it raw. We're giving it to your Raw. We're gonna get it to your Raw today.

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First of all, I had one of those days. I looked in the mirror and I said. Cause I didn't have time to. I didn't have time to do my makeup.

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You have to backtrack. Let me just say start with the start.

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I was like, I. But I didn't have my glasses on, and I looked in the mirror and I was like, you know what? I don't even think I need makeup. I'm so. I don't even need to do my hair. I look so pretty. Oh, my God, I look so beautiful. This would be awesome. I put my glasses on.

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Uh.

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Oh, I saw. I saw things I didn't want to see. And then I was like, I took them back off. And you'll see I'm not wearing them now. They're on my head because I don't want to see what I saw ever again. I literally. Just because I was so blurred, I was like, airbrushed from how bad my vision is. And then I put my glasses on. I looked bad. We moved two days ago.

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We moved.

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It's incredible.

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Had my birthday and Jordan's birthday happened.

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Your birthday was wild because we got the keys to our new place on your birthday just by chance.

Summary

Happy Wife, Happy Life

Episode 104: Polyamorous or Just Plain Rude?!

Hosts: Kendahl Landreth & Jordan Myrick
Date: March 30, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode finds the comedians Kendahl and Jordan in the midst of moving chaos and candidly reflecting on past living situations, their evolving relationship, and reader questions—covering everything from polyamorous etiquette to navigating love, mental health, and future family plans. The tone is conversational, playful, and deeply honest, packed with laughter, tangents, and practical, if occasionally irreverent, advice for anyone tangled up in relationship dilemmas.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Moving, Milestones, and Minimalism (00:20–10:00)

Context: The hosts are recording “raw” and candid, having just moved into a bigger space after years of living frugally.
Discussion:
- Transition from cramped, shared apartments with multiple roommates to their own townhouse.
- Feelings of financial anxiety and “living below their means” despite professional successes.
- The overwhelm of “PR packages” (i.e., freebies sent to influencers), and how it leads to unexpected clutter and constant donating.
- The surreal experience of having extra space and organized drawers—an unfamiliar but liberating feeling.
Memorable Quote:
- “I looked bad. We moved two days ago.” – Kendahl (01:20)
- “For years, I’ve been like, ‘We just can’t hack not owning so much things.’” – Kendahl (03:41)
- “Unless you’re filthy rich, you just start ‘doordashing’ band-aids. That’s how filthy rich people live.” – Jordan (04:03)

Podcasting, Viral Fame, and Bouncing from Reactions (10:03–13:58)

Webby Aspirations: As Webby nomination announcements loom, the hosts encourage their audience to “leave those comments preemptively today, just in case.” (09:44)
Clout & Social Media:
- Reflect on going viral due to another (male) podcast’s reaction video and not being tagged.
- The bizarre success some accounts achieve by just reacting to or pointing at videos.
- Kesha concert stories: the etiquette (or lack thereof) of audience behavior.
Quotes:
- “We could just have Richie record us laughing an hour and a half and put clips in.” – Jordan (11:44)
- “I’m trying to go see Kesha in concert and no one will go with you.” – Jordan (13:02)

Audience Q&A & Advice Segment

Question 1: Always the Dumper, Never the Dumpee (21:16–33:44)

Q Summary: A 30-year-old gay man seeks advice; he's ended all of his long-term relationships and feels guilty/unsure if he's just “always looking for greener grass.”
Advice:
- “You need to sit down and make a list of why each relationship ended... See where the overlap is.” – Jordan (23:35)
- Consider if repeated breakups are about unresolved personal expectations versus simply poor match choices.
- There’s value in recognizing if you’re chasing the ‘honeymoon’ phase, given common two-year relationship declines.
- Be realistic about dealbreakers—don’t make the list endless, but let the “list guide you without living and dying by it.” – Jordan (32:26)
Memorable Moment:
- "The idea of kids is a really good testing point to ground yourself in whether or not you're in a good relationship. Ask, what would it be like going through a custody battle with them?" – Kendahl (38:55)

Question 2: Rethinking Parenthood & Partners (37:22–46:45)

Q Summary: A listener wonders if their new desire for children (and doubts about her partner's capacity as a co-parent) should end the relationship.
Advice:
- If you can’t see yourself raising kids or handling life’s big challenges with your partner, it’s likely a sign the relationship isn’t right for you.
- “Kids” as a hypothetical test: if your partner is “easily overwhelmed,” that’s not just relevant to parenting, but to any tough scenario.
- Internalized heteronormativity is normal but can be unlearned; seek out examples of queer families (“go look up YouTubers online and watch their vlogs,” “desensitize yourself”).
- Be honest and prioritize trust and capability in a partner over societal narratives or guilt.
Quotes:
- “Part of the draw of having kids, to me, is the thought of raising a kid with you.” – Kendahl (40:51)
- “You are going to need a partner who... you would trust to have kids with whether or not you have kids.” – Kendahl (45:41)

Question 3: Polyamorous or Just Plain Rude?! (49:22–57:25)

Q Summary: Listener in a polyamorous relationship is upset that their partner’s other partners/friends can’t remember their name or acknowledge them, after multiple meetings.
Hosts’ Takes:
- Both find this “unbelievably rude,” especially given the level of intimacy involved.
- Jordan, who has a strong memory, finds the “forgetfulness” inexcusable, especially for people sleeping with your partner.
- Kendahl empathizes, noting it’s rare for her to forget friends but “with friends, I never forget.”
- Possible intentionality: not remembering someone’s name can verge on being “purposeful,” possibly about keeping boundaries fuzzy or disrespectful.
- Partners should advocate for you: “Have your partner do a bit more of the lifting... bring up your name, involve you, make sure you’re not invisible.” – Kendahl (57:13)
- Self-advocacy matters, but if it’s a repeated, systemic pattern, it may reflect poorly on the person you’re with and their circle.
Quote:
- “If somebody was dicking down my wife and couldn’t remember my name, goodbye!” – Jordan (51:05)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On fear of commitment:
“Are you someone who needs to be in the honeymoon phase? Because it’s just not how it is. I mean, there’s like months that I feel like you and I absolutely hate each other.” – Kendahl (24:41)
Polyamorous etiquette:
“If they’re sleeping with your partner, that feels like that’s purposeful... and couldn’t remember your name? I’d be done.” – Jordan (51:05)
On being visibly gay/queer:
“You know what helped me? Watch two women holding hands on YouTube. Find the vlogs! You’ll get desensitized and realize, ‘Oh, it’s not bizarre at all.’” – Kendahl (43:35)

Timestamps for Important Segments

00:20–10:00: Moving stories, new space, minimalist aspirations, and PR package woes
10:03–13:58: Viral moments, reaction video culture, and concert stories
20:05–21:16: Launching into listener Q&A; call for more “segments”
21:16–33:44: Advice for the “serial breaker-upper”
37:22–46:45: Should you break up if you want kids (and/or your partner might not be fit)?
49:22–57:25: Being invisible in polyamory—when your partner’s connections won’t acknowledge you

Overall Tone & Style

Language/Tone: Candid, comedic, occasionally irreverent and raw, sometimes sweetly vulnerable.
Style: Conversational with energetic interruptions, tangents, and inside jokes—but deeply invested in giving compassionate, honest advice.
Approach to Advice: No-nonsense realism, grounded in the hosts’ personal experiences (“we’re always the ones getting dumped”), but recognizing when they're out of their depth (“The worst people to give advice to”).

Takeaways for Listeners

Your doubts and discomfort are valid; pay attention to recurring feelings at major relationship milestones.
When navigating polyamorous or nontraditional dynamics, clear acknowledgment and respect are non-negotiable.
Don’t let internalized narratives keep you from pursuing or envisioning happiness—find your own models and give yourself grace to learn.
Ultimately, if you're doubting everything—sometimes it’s as simple (and as hard) as trusting your gut.

Further Episodes & Patreon

Listener questions: Submit to hwhlpodquestions@gmail.com
Patreon: For extended episodes, behind-the-scenes, and more segments—plus recommendations of friends’ (and guests’) podcasts like Pretty Gay.

Summary

This episode is a blend of moving-day chaos, heartfelt Q&A, and signature banter, with Kendahl and Jordan moving deftly from their personal lives to listener dilemmas while always landing on a mix of warmth, humor, and piercing honesty. For relationship advice that’s as likely to make you laugh out loud as to make you think, this is a stand-out installment.