
The highly requested and anticipated follow-up to our original HardLore 200 Nugget Challenge event episode, this time with our very own Bo Lueders attempting this potentially dangerous, Sodium-Coma inducing endeavor in one sitting. Can he do it? (Even though he never claimed to be able to and REEEEALLLYYYY didn't want to) Thank you to Shattered Realm for the bell. Shot and edited by our main man Steven 197. Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes: https://patreon.com/hardlorepod Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef Cool links: HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.com Try AG1 at DrinkAG1.com/HARDLORE to receive a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 travel packs of AG1. Get 15% off MADD VINTAGE with code HARDLORE15! https://maddvintage.com/ Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HARDLORE at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod FOLLOW...
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Colin
You really. You're really giving up right now?
Bo
Yeah. I will puke on camera if you want that in your living room.
Colin
You sound like it's a bad thing. I'm telling you, you didn't do this. Me puking on into. I didn't. I didn't choose to puke. I stood up and vomited, and it was the best feeling I've ever felt.
Bo
You didn't stand up and vomited. We did it in my room. You went to your room?
Colin
I stood up and was like, oh, I'm gonna throw up. I better go to my room. I got on my hands and knees and scrubbed that toilet.
Bo
Do you remember the text message you sent me this morning?
Colin
That was from something else, and I quote, crazy stuff. Hello, welcome. It's hard Lore time. How are you, Bo?
Bo
Not hungry.
Colin
Perfect. As you can see from the title, this year's Nugget Challenge is a little different. You know, a lot has changed on the show. I've lost some weight. Bo has gained a lot of muscle. You know, I plateaued at 88 Nuggets last year.
Bo
Khaled just got back from puking up. Or puking up.
Colin
I feel so good, dude. I've been going. We wrapped five minutes ago.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I walked on my room, puked instantaneously. I feel like a new man. I could run half marathon, half go. Which made me think. Which made us think, really, what would happen if this year, bo attempted the 200 nugget challenge?
Bo
I'd love to clarify that. Like, two or three weeks ago, he texted me and said, I think I want to try it again. Maybe we do it together. And then yesterday, it was suggested that I do it.
Colin
Isn't that more fun?
Bo
I mean, it's gonna be more fun for them, which is ultimately our goal.
Colin
I agree.
Bo
I also wanna point out that this is 170. Yeah.
Colin
There's 30 more. So once you inevitably finish this 170, we'll bring out those 30 more. And, you know, you get to learn from my mistakes, you know?
Bo
What mistakes would you say you made? Give me some points.
Colin
Eating too slow.
Bo
Okay. You did one a minute.
Colin
I did one a minute. For a while.
Bo
For a while.
Colin
Which is crazy. It's not good. Not a good pace. So I would just go speed through the first 20 or so. They were delivered in a historic New York monsoon flood. These were delivered very close by. So we're good. I'm gonna keep count. He's got a Sprite instead of a Diet Coke. That's another advantage. You've got over me. I think you got this.
Bo
We'll see. You know what my goal is?
Colin
89.
Bo
89, baby.
Colin
Great year for hardcore youth.
Bo
Today is out there.
Colin
They're in Europe.
Bo
They're kicking it.
Colin
Exactly. So whenever you're ready.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I've got some questions from the Patreon and the Discord that I'm going to ask you and I while we do this.
Bo
Before we start, please join the Patreon, the Hard Lore Patreon and the Hard Lore Discord so that you can engage in this.
Colin
That's right. Before Bo eats all those nuggets, we got to talk to you about something. This is so important. Sight for Sounds.
Bo
Hold on a second, Colin. I just. I can't. I quit.
Colin
Oh, yeah.
Bo
We're beyond excited to be working with and sponsored by Cipher Sound, the program brought to you by Nevin Eyewear.
Colin
That's right. Bo is wearing his brand new free prescription glasses from the Site for Sound program. And you can, too. If you're a musician, you tour it all. I'm talking TM merch. If you manage a band, if you're an agent for a band, if you do anything for any kind of touring band, Nevin and Cipher Sounds wants to get you you seeing better.
Bo
That's absolutely right. It includes ey like regular eyeglasses, prescription sunglasses. All you need is a current prescription. You take that, you go to siteforsound.com, enter the information that it asks of you, and they will be in contact with you via email.
Colin
They'll email you directly to just let you know that you and your tiny touring band can get free prescription glasses. This is like the coolest possible thing we can be involved with. With. We think it's an honor. We really hope you all do it. We saw some names that applied last week and you're an elite company, I'll just say that much. It's a beautiful thing. Get your glasses. I'm getting my eye exam next week. Because who knows what's going on here? Not me. We're gonna figure it out and I'll be fitted up in a couple weeks. Here. Thank you. Cipher Sound. Bo get to eat. Okay.
Bo
I'm starving.
Colin
You ready?
Bo
Yeah, I'm ready, man.
Colin
All right, let's hit it.
Bo
I'm hungry now.
Colin
Okay, first question, somebody said, is Colin okay? Colin's great. Bo may have a different answer. Goat spot in the Valley to eat. I would say salsa and beer and law merch. Bo, as a visitor of the Valley, what would you say?
Bo
Wal merch for sure. Which after I Inevitably throw this up.
Colin
We're going to get. For actual dinner.
Bo
We're going to get it for dinner.
Colin
That's exciting.
Bo
And then. Well, it's not in the Valley. Where else do I like here? Where else have you taken me?
Colin
What else do you like here in the Valley proper? You like Hanks bagels a lot?
Bo
I like Hank's bagels. I like this local place, In N Out Burger. Oh, obviously you guys gotta check that out.
Colin
Somebody asked, do you think the hubris will pull you through?
Bo
Absolutely not.
Colin
Excellent.
Bo
It will surely be my. Be my downfall.
Colin
I don't know, man. Somebody said. Thoughts on the return, the return of United Blood and what you've seen from it so far. It's such an incredible thing for hardcore in the 2000s and the 2010s. It was such a pivotal part of American hardcore. The landscape, Richmond and an all time great American hardcore scene. So it's great to have it back and thriving and young again. We love to see it. It's in the same venue too. So it's really. You're getting the same experience that we had all those years.
Bo
Same guys, same venue.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Same vibe. Same vibe and the same format. Two days go home on Sunday.
Colin
No, there's no green room there. So it's like a pure hardcore experience.
Bo
Feels very diy.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I love United Blood. Very happy that it's back.
Colin
I agree. What is something else you can definitely eat 200 of grains of rice. Cheap ass potato chips.
Bo
Individual potato chips. Yeah. Cheez. It's. Oh my God. You're in the thousands, easy. How many are in a box?
Colin
He's really good at doing this in a box. I would guess like 400 maybe. I'm not looking it up. You tell me. Was that one?
Bo
Yep.
Colin
What is your favorite locking out band? You're at 8.
Bo
I didn't. I don't want to know.
Colin
Oh, he's at.
Bo
I will ask him.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
What I want to know.
Colin
I just. I'm impressed by that.
Bo
I'm just going.
Colin
I'm impressed by that.
Bo
Locking out.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Righteous Jams. Mental, I think people. I don't know if people realize that like Mental in their heyday was the.
Colin
Biggest band also maybe like one of the first like merch bands. Was that a new Nugget? You let me know in the comments.
Bo
I dipped it.
Colin
It's hard to monitor. That's a new nugget.
Bo
This is now another new nugget.
Colin
I won't tell you what.
Bo
You're definitely a merch band.
Colin
Yeah. I don't say That I will never mean that in a derogatory lord. It means you're awesome. You know?
Bo
Yeah. Also, all due respect to the Wrong side.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Wrong side. Dump truck demo. That was awesome.
Colin
Mental and Righteous Jams are kind of the. The. The. The easy answers there. Like it or not, too. Oh, I wasn't always in that. So.
Bo
But. But definitely a lock. Not bad.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Great call.
Colin
Would your bands play Coachella if asked? Yeah. Absolutely.
Bo
You'll find out more about our feelings on that next week.
Colin
Next week you'll see. It's beautiful. Mount Rushmore. Whoa. Parts.
Bo
Hate Breeders.
Colin
Hey, Breeders. Whoa, Whoa. Let's do yours first, then we'll do mine.
Bo
Hate Breeders. It's the second song on the Art of Drowning that rips off Queen Wasp by the Misfit Go. And then that song, I Just Got Chills. That song is incredible.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
I mean, they're like all misfits to me. So I'm trying to think of something that isn't misfits or AFI. Hit me with something. I'll stop at 2.
Colin
My. My top four would be I Turn into a Martian. Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Different every time.
Bo
And if you play those on a piano, it's just a chord, and they're just hitting the chord. It's so funny.
Colin
Some Kind of Hate. And I say, whoa. Oh, man, that's a great one. Fall Children. That's a good one. Pretty objective take. Brohim. Whoa. Whoa. That's for, I would say, Honorable Mention Coheed and Keeping Secrets. Oh, it's a good one.
Bo
Oh, her black wings.
Colin
Oh, my God.
Bo
That's probably King.
Colin
Whoa. Under her black wings. Yeah, that's crazy.
Bo
And then what's another fun one? There's a Metallica one, obviously. Like, I can hear Hatfield going, whoa. But I can't. Can't quite picture it. I'll just say, struggle within and hope I'm right.
Colin
There you go. Favorite covers of non hardcore songs by hardcore bands.
Bo
One of the. I've never talked about this. One of the earliest songs I ever downloaded on Napster was H2O covering like a Prayer.
Colin
Oh, yeah. That thing's crazy.
Bo
Remember that?
Colin
Yeah. I thought you were about to say Throw It On. Baby Got Back.
Bo
No, I never liked that. Yeah, but I love Throw It On.
Colin
But I will say the original song, saying you want a triple X? Throwdown is crazy.
Bo
Maybe they got back. Yeah, it's genius. Also, Slap Shot covers Big Mouth Strikes Again.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And I kind of like it.
Colin
No, it's dope.
Bo
I kind of with it. I like that he Just does it monotone the whole time.
Colin
Sure.
Bo
It's kind of cool.
Colin
I have two answers. I have three answers.
Bo
By all means.
Colin
Two of them are sure. Terrorists from Broken Borrowed. Yeah, that's the. Everything's Fine and then Boys Don't Cry.
Bo
That cover is unbelievable.
Colin
Insane.
Bo
The last time we played here there was like 50 million fights going.
Colin
Robert Smith, Suck My Dick. Blood for Blood covers. Runaway. The like oldies song Run Away. Run, run, run, Run. Oh, I'm singing Bon Jovi and it's incredible. Then you know you're killing it, dude. Best salad all time. Chicken Seas or Chinese chick?
Bo
Yeah, with the. The seas dressing.
Colin
That's so sad.
Bo
I know, I know it is. I know.
Colin
Caprese. Love a Caprese.
Bo
Oh my God, are you kidding me? That's all I ever really need. It's five things.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Six with salt. But I think like I can go to Sweet Grain and make something where I like.
Colin
No, I need a predetermined.
Bo
Just like a pre made one then. Yeah. It's crazy Cop. What's on a cop?
Colin
I don't know. Bacon.
Bo
Yeah, I don't eat bacon on a Saturday.
Colin
I don't really care for bacon, but I'll with the cob.
Bo
There is a handlebar in Chicago, which is the best vegan restaurant in Chicago, has stuff that aren't fully vegan, but they are predominantly vegan. It is a place that like meat eaters like myself will gladly go to because it's so good. They have an everything green salad and you could add seared tuna to it.
Colin
Oh, see, that sounds great.
Bo
There we go. Knead it.
Colin
Saved Big Sprite progress. Top five intro tracks. Tracks that are solely titled Intro Intro changes Intro Changes easily Intro Bust Intro Bust King nine Intro. Bad Brains intro.
Bo
What's the Bad Brains intro?
Colin
The I against I intro. Sepulture intro on Arise.
Bo
Good call.
Colin
Thanks.
Bo
It's funny that, like, I wonder when the idea of an intro became part of the zeitgeist.
Colin
Like is there an Elvis intro or a Beatles intro?
Bo
It's funny that the Misfits didn't have one. Yeah, you would think they would have.
Colin
Something to like because they didn't have albums, you know.
Bo
So true. They just had.
Colin
They just abandoned every. Every finished product they had. Crazy.
Bo
Did you get that one? Thank you.
Colin
Can you claim shred Edge if you're an alcoholic that's gone sober 100%?
Bo
Of course.
Colin
Look at. Look at James Hetfield for two months. You know.
Bo
Of course you can.
Colin
You can claim straight edge. It's a personal Thing. It's for you.
Bo
It's not a walled garden.
Colin
No.
Bo
Trying to keep people out. That's fucking.
Colin
It's a beautiful gard.
Bo
Stupid. It's beautiful. It's vital.
Colin
It's a beautiful welcoming garden. Does this fit your macros? I think if we. We did the math and it's 433 grams of protein. The whole thing, all 200 would be 9.9300 calories.
Bo
I mean, I'm sure a 200 pound guy, almost 200 pounds, eating 400 grams of protein is awful for you.
Colin
Yeah. It's not good.
Bo
Okay.
Colin
I think it's like 600 grams of fat.
Bo
Check my heart rate.
Colin
Obviously you two love each other. Imagine that was the end. Have you ever came close to fighting or had a serious argument? We never come close to fighting.
Bo
We've come very close to farting.
Colin
But we. We've had serious arguments.
Bo
We've had a.
Colin
For sure. Yeah. Any. Any. Any partners in any creative or business endeavor are gonna argue, but then one guy eats the nuggets one year later and everything's fine.
Bo
The thing is, we're in a structure where we are the boss.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And that's really. That's new for both of us. Yeah. So it happens.
Colin
Agreed. Mount Rushmore nuggets.
Bo
I'm just. Spit one out and take one off.
Colin
Now. That's that one.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Wendy's spicy. Chick fil A. McDonald's spicy. Bring it back, you scumbags. And you like the stars.
Bo
The cars from your stars.
Colin
Take them or leave them.
Bo
They remind me of like the Dino nuggets.
Colin
Yeah. They're kind of Dino vibes and Chick fil a. We said that.
Bo
We just said.
Colin
I do like the, The Shake Shack chicken. Chicken bits.
Bo
Never had.
Colin
They're good. Very, very real chicken taste.
Bo
The grilled nuggets from Chick fil a are unreal.
Colin
I agree. They're just a little farty. As two people who work in the music industry, what would you say the most stressful or frustrating part of it is? How do you manage is other people.
Bo
Not valuing my time, which is kind of the most frustrating thing about life in general. Sure. But like from an industry, like, when you're beyond a real DIY thing. For me, it's like, like some of the, the. The tour riding we've dealt with where it's like, oh, they're in the van for 10 hours a day. Who gives a? It's like, well, that sucks. We give a. And you're making money off us, so.
Colin
Totally.
Bo
Stuff like that.
Colin
I would say, now the actual music is so secondary. It's all about, like, the roll out. And even, like, you see the biggest artist in the world's like, social media. It's all social media.
Bo
It's all.
Colin
It's all.
Bo
It's all like Katy Perry just went to space for social media for no.
Colin
Reason other than to. For like a. A billion dollar publicity stuff.
Bo
Flower. Yeah.
Colin
Was this, this, this is this nugget, I think.
Bo
No, no, I ate one while you were talking. Now, now, you do know that.
Colin
Okay, you could be fucked up. I shouldn't have been in charge of this.
Bo
I'm keeping track of you.
Colin
Okay. Yeah. I just think the music being secondary, I think is frustrating. If it was just like, okay, I've got to write this record and then it's done and I can enjoy the spoils of it. Everything would be so easy. But it's all. Guys, we got it now. Now a guy's got to eat 200 nuggets just to promote his band, you.
Bo
Know, My band does not sanction this in any way.
Colin
Your band would join you.
Bo
True. Surely there were people back in the day, in the 80s, who were there who thought that the music was secondary and that it was a place to be and it was a thing to do.
Colin
Sure.
Bo
The difference is social media, the accessibility of this thing.
Colin
Do you think that. Do you think it started with Michael Jackson revolutionizing the music video? Kind of like changing what a music. The idea of a music video and.
Bo
Like, like the first domino.
Colin
Yeah. Like mtv, like, kind of fully revolving around music video, music videos on television being like, okay, I guess now we're making videos all the time.
Bo
Yeah, that's the first. Yeah. Because like, when you're only listening to the radio, you can't see who it.
Colin
Is when you're going to have the mega hit. I don't know. I don't know what half my favorite artists look like.
Bo
One of my favorite quotes from Rollins is him talking about Pink Floyd and he thought they were just like druids in a tower. Like, they had no concept of what they looked like.
Colin
Awesome.
Bo
And when he eventually saw it, he was disappointed. Not that by their looks, I think.
Colin
But just they're not druids in a tower.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
How awful do you feel so far?
Bo
I'm starting to get full.
Colin
Really?
Bo
What am I at?
Colin
You want to know?
Bo
I do want to know.
Colin
30.
Bo
Jesus Christ. I told you.
Colin
You're starting to get full.
Bo
I'm starting to feel like, oh, expand.
Colin
The tank, do some farting, get in there. And suck some air into your ass and blow it out. We'll take a break if we have to. Two minutes. Somebody said, what makes this time different? Bo's doing it this time. That's great.
Bo
That's it. Also, I never claimed to be able to do this. I claimed 60s and I'm halfway there.
Colin
You're doing great. What's your favorite cover you've ever played.
Bo
In any band Harm's Way covered. We just might buy Youth of Today in Drop B.
Colin
That's cool. That's very cool. We've done a lot. A lot.
Bo
I never got to see you do Gravity for the only Living Witness cover, which was pretty early on.
Colin
It was very early. Yeah. Gravity. I don't think. I think we played live once.
Bo
Really?
Colin
Yeah. And it was in Europe. And Martin from High vis sang a big part of it.
Bo
Really?
Colin
Which was cool. Yeah. In terms of played live. Oh, Kickback forever. War in Paris. That got us. We. That was so cool that they offered us Hellfest like, that day. So that was cool, no?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
You.
Bo
You think Hellfest organizers with Kickback, they were there.
Colin
Yeah, I've talked to them about kickback.
Bo
Pretty cool.
Colin
Yeah. They're Corman at Aftershock. I was there years later, and I heard a guy speaking French in the backstage area, and I was like, you fuck with kickback? And he was like, yes, of course. Really? I book Hellfest. I love Kickback. And I was like, dude, you put me on Hellfest because we covered kickback. And he was like, I did? Yeah. That's literally what happened is the four beat snare into blast beats. The coolest thing ever.
Bo
Like.
Colin
Of course.
Bo
You know what I'll throw on top of that? That I think is the coolest is when it's that beat and it's just like.
Colin
I like some, like, grind. Like, oh, yeah, that's good. Into, like a crazy DB part. What do you want to do? How long did you wait to have a nugget after the first attempt? I did not eat a nugget of any kind for six months. And I. The salt man. You need. I got water.
Bo
I'm getting, like, sweaty.
Colin
We're in my living room, by the way, and I got water.
Bo
I don't need some of that.
Colin
Are you jealous?
Bo
This is the first nugget I've had since.
Colin
You're trimming. You're Slenderman.
Bo
They don't fit the macros. But we hit chess today.
Colin
We hit the gym today. Yeah, it's true. Music biopic you would like to see made. Fancast the band director. I literally can't because I think it's gonna come true, which is crazy. You didn't hear it from me. Oh, there we go. Oh, that was good. Was that a new nugget?
Bo
Yes.
Colin
My bad. What about you music biopic you'd like to see made?
Bo
Hmm.
Colin
Look at Amelie over there. So cozy.
Bo
She's so cozy. Sweetie one. I'm like 50.
Colin
That's my cat. She's actually a fucking demon from hell, so.
Bo
She's always been sweet to me.
Colin
See that paw? It's pure evil.
Bo
There will surely be an Aussie biopic after he passes.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And if it's done well, I think it could be sick.
Colin
I agree. That's a crazy story. The Randy Rhodes, Sharon being the fucking mob.
Bo
Basically the fucking Sabbath. You know, like there are. That's a three part.
Colin
That's a true Jakey Lee.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
He's got to be in there. He'll probably be the villain in that story somehow. Them doing the voice is going to be crazy. Okay. Mount Rushmore, death metal bands. Jesus Christ.
Bo
We've definitely done that before.
Colin
We've done it. Yeah. Mormon Angel, Cannibal Corpse, Bull Thrower.
Bo
It's always the fourth one.
Colin
And then Suffocation. For me, that was.
Bo
That's what I would have guessed. I'll say. Cannibal, Morbid Angel, Bow Thrower and Toot.
Colin
There you go.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Bo and Colin Band. When?
Bo
Shoot.
Colin
Yeah, it's. It's in the works. We're very inspired at the moment and I would say based on the last like three weeks of episodes, it's kind of easy to tell what we've been inspired by lately. So it's gonna sound like that. So enjoy.
Bo
If you pay attention to, like our.
Colin
Instagram stories of the shirts, we're buying a good indicator. Bo, what is your favorite? Colonism. And Colin, what is your favorite? Bo. Ism.
Bo
Oh, that's interesting. You have a voice that you do that you and your wife do that I think is funny every time. What? No. Well, you'll be like, yeah, that's the cat. She's fucker. Like you guys just have this, like. And it. It's always funny to me.
Colin
You. You say that's a problem about stuff.
Bo
It's a problem.
Colin
You'll be like. And then. And then they'll forget this. And that's a problem. And I like that. And also, of course, my whole bit. I get it. I got it. You know, that's very you. That is.
Bo
I still. What sucks is that story.
Colin
I. I haven't ticked this in a while.
Bo
You missed one. The last one. Stephen will figure it out in post on. On the European tour that we did together, I spray awake.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And was speaking in my sleep, and I said, I get it. I got it. And then I went right back to sleep. And that is something that.
Colin
It's so you.
Bo
It's been, like, robbed from my lexicon, though, because I don't want to be sleeping, Bow. But I say it still.
Colin
Oh, it's. It's. It's the most. You. I believed it. Immediately liked it. Let's see. Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway? Americans don't drive on a parkway, brother. That's. That's. You do that down under.
Bo
They got parkways in New York.
Colin
Yeah, we don't. I. But we don't. We don't claim those here. Okay. Hard Lore Fest should be a thing. Thoughts? Scary.
Bo
Sounds like a pain in the ass, Gary.
Colin
It's a scary idea.
Bo
You guys have to, like.
Colin
We just want to be a video zine, you know?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Really.
Bo
We want to be an archive of shit that we think is dope. But the amount of work that goes into doing a fest. Well, yeah. And, like, we would only want to do it really well for a lot. It's a lot scary.
Colin
Bro. Are you excited for the. The Closed Casket tour?
Bo
I've been looking forward to doing a US tour for, like, several months now because we've done so much flying and international stuff.
Colin
Totally.
Bo
Full of hell's sick. Cruelty is sick. Click is sick. Jarhead sick. It's all gonna be.
Colin
It's a great tour.
Bo
It's a great tour. Good routing. And then it's kind of buffered, too, by, like, Sonic Temple and a show with Converge and Milwaukee Metal Fest. Like, there's all this stuff all in one. Can't wait.
Colin
Totally agreed. What is your favorite joker and balatron?
Bo
I really like the baseball bat guy. That adds. I think it's 1.5 multiplier to every uncommon joker that you have. Right now, I'm trying to beat the. The black deck, where you get an extra joker so that allows for him. So you're kind of like, if you get him, you got five jokers, and if you get all uncommon ones, it's. It's crazy.
Colin
Damn.
Bo
So I really like that guy, and I really love the one that's like, replicate the one next.
Colin
That's my favorite. That's. I think, the. The most op.
Bo
So op.
Colin
And then the one. The one I like. I play the deck Generally my main deck is the no face cards 1.
Bo
Really? Why is that?
Colin
Because you generally get a joker that is either like all cards are face cards and then that one's dope.
Bo
Or.
Colin
Or the multiplier for every hand with no face cards, you get 0.25x every hand.
Bo
Oh, and it just.
Colin
Or it's like 0.1 or something. 0.01. So by like anti6, you're at times 3 every time.
Bo
I also really like the red card.
Colin
They would love the red one that you get.
Bo
Is it 0.25 per pack open in no cards?
Colin
I think it's plus. Plus three. Plus three per. Per discard. Yeah.
Bo
And you can really. And then if you get the.
Colin
I'm at plus 100.
Bo
You would do the replicate one.
Colin
Yeah, that. That with a times multiplier on the. On the back.
Bo
You're killing it.
Colin
You're it's game.
Bo
What's your favorite like hand to play?
Colin
Two pairs is like the hand really to me. Full house has been my recent. But it's. That kills you late in the game.
Bo
It can.
Colin
Because you're like, okay, all I have to do is get a full house. And you're discarding left and right so that you get a full house. Blotro is, for people without context, one of the greatest. It's not only. It's not just a card game, it is one of the greatest human innovations in the past 20 years. I would say it has made time, like flight, air travel go by so fast. You can get it on your phone, get it on your computer, anything.
Bo
I like flushes. That's like my favorite.
Colin
You're a flush man.
Bo
I love.
Colin
Do you do the joker where you only need four? It's a good one.
Bo
That one rocked with the forehand.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And then the skip. No, there's one where clubs and spades are the same or hearts and diamonds are the same. So like flushes are nothing. And then you get Jupiter. Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter. Come on.
Colin
Interesting.
Bo
You guys gotta play Balatro.
Colin
It's the best.
Bo
What am I at?
Colin
What are you at? Yeah, that's a great question. You're at 40.
Bo
That's it. That was 10.
Colin
Yeah, I think so.
Bo
This.
Colin
This we'll review, we'll see in the footage. Oh, you're doing great.
Bo
I'm thoroughly impressed that you ate this, man.
Colin
Thanks, man. Times two plus eight.
Bo
Yeah. The most of these I've ever eaten. And also I haven't eaten since. What time did we get Dell last night?
Colin
Like 5:30 last night.
Bo
So I haven't eaten in basically 24 hours, and I feel awful. I'm very impressed that you did this. I, at one point, at my largest, was eating. Would eat 40 at a time, no problem. No problem with fries. Like, probably a McDonald's.
Colin
Well, funny that you say that because somebody said, bo, as someone who has just begun my fitness journey in my mid-20s senior transformation has been very inspiring. You're killing it, that's all. You're gonna burn these off. No problem. Taylor said, that's funny. My brother, thinking that it was me doing this, said, not a question, but I think he will eat even less this time. He's right. He is right. I will eat one.
Bo
Not bad. Was that better than the ones you had?
Colin
About the same.
Bo
Okay.
Colin
Yeah. Good.
Bo
And these were fresh.
Colin
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best. Best or worst show you've ever played? Best and worst show you've ever played.
Bo
Worst. Feels so mean.
Colin
We've answered this before, though.
Bo
Yeah, but it's fun to revisit because we always. I was gonna say when we were filming what we did yesterday. You'll find out about that in a week. When we ask people their four records, we should always give ours because I bet they'll change every single time.
Colin
That's true.
Bo
You know what I mean?
Colin
I don't even remember what.
Bo
That's what I'm saying. I think that's kind of fun. Like the letter mosh will kind of always change.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Best show we've ever played. Probably when Harvest Way, the record release, hit the metro.
Colin
Yeah, that's cool.
Bo
That. That was really sick. We have some cool stuff coming up at the end of the year that I can't talk about yet. But that. That's really gonna be something too. War Show. It's worst show is the one where James broke his arm.
Colin
Yeah, that's awesome.
Bo
After one, John had already quit, and then the other John quit after the show and James had a broken arm.
Colin
I'm just waiting. No Johns left.
Bo
No Johns. What about you?
Colin
Bess was probably first sound and Fury back for God's sake. And first Sound and Fury back for Twitching Tongue. Worse was Ruckus and Zabalb at the Cobalt Cafe. Zero Pit. Horrible. Somebody said what made it awesome? Despite the circumstances, absolutely nothing. This was the show with the. Are we doing water? No, not tonight.
Bo
What made it awesome is James broke his arm, like, two songs in, finished the set, drove home with the broken arm to prove to himself that he was okay. And then we did a tour. We left for a tour five days later, and he Just had a cast the whole tour. And like, you see those pictures of Hetfield, you know.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Where he's got a cast because he broke his arm skateboarding and like, those are cool. So we. We have a little bit of that. There's some pictures out there of it.
Colin
That is cool. Big Brian. No, same nugget. All right, so you're at 43. I won't count the next one. Sorry. I also counted one of that one I ate. So you're at 42. When will there be a warning appreciation episode? I think we. I would love to have Patrick From Morning and 40 Watt Sun on or some sort of top 10 doom bands records episode. That would be fun. I think we're just really into. We're really niche.
Bo
Hc.
Colin
And also, you know, something I want to address. I want to course correct a little because I feel I've steered many people in the wrong direction.
Bo
Explain.
Colin
I. You know, I said something the other day about how like circle pits in California are like out of style right now and young people were responding like circle pits suck or something. And like circle pits are uniquely hardcore invented in California. Like you need to take pride in this beautiful thing we have. They are for hardcore music. Everybody else has. Has adopted them in the wrong way. They're ours. They're for us, for fast parts in hardcore music. And I just. I think I blame myself with the spin kicking and the ghosts and all that. The ghosts spin kicking in the haunted places and stuff.
Bo
I hear about this. Let's rank from stage what you think looks the coolest pack show people going nuts. There's circle pits, there's push pits, there's hardcore dancing.
Colin
The people are skanking lately. And when, like when the whole fest is skanking.
Bo
It is.
Colin
It's crazy. It looks beautiful.
Bo
It's the best. Yeah.
Colin
But a gigantic California circle pit. Used to it. Like if you look at like a Suicidal Tendencies video, they're walking in a circle the entire time.
Bo
Just. Just going.
Colin
And it looks.
Bo
And there's always like a little.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Covering the beer. I. If a room is truly packed.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
So packed that someone couldn't spin to spin kick. A push pit. Looks so sick. I think it looks awesome.
Colin
I think a scarce violent pit looks like shit.
Bo
The word.
Colin
When. When there's five guys really violently moshing and everybody else is scared. It looks terrible when everybody's moshing. Hard as fuck. Like dying fetus in the trenches. FYI.
Bo
That was.
Colin
That looked unbelievable.
Bo
Fucking cool.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Could I get that other sprite?
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I'm Gonna have a one on one night. He went, I'm gonna do a talking ahead with the camera.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
This is one of the worst decisions I've ever made. I knew I couldn't do this. I predicted the 60s. There's no way I'm making it even in maybe to 50. Maybe to 50.
Colin
The is going on. Oh, I put it over. I'm gonna put one over there. It's over there on the. That little.
Bo
Perfect, perfect.
Colin
Don cachet.
Bo
Thank you so much. Can't dig into any more of these delicious nuggets without it.
Colin
Let's see, man.
Bo
What do we got?
Colin
Switch. Two thoughts.
Bo
I'll get one.
Colin
Yeah, I'll get one.
Bo
You know what's crazy is that the regular switch is 300 bucks and the OLED is 350.
Colin
Like, why would you not.
Bo
I have the non oled one because I just have always had it.
Colin
And the switch to first one is not oled. Come on.
Bo
Bastards. They know exactly what they're doing.
Colin
They know what they're doing, man. And I. They got me. There's a new Mario Kart. What am I gonna do?
Bo
You're not.
Colin
I need to be the best. Oh, yeah. It's good. Good stuff, huh?
Bo
My head hurts. I have, like, a headache.
Colin
What do you both do when it comes to cardio?
Bo
I walked for 15 minutes before this.
Colin
That's it. Like in general, though, what's your cardio choice? How long and. And at what incline?
Bo
Well, I do 40 minutes every time, of course. Rocky. Yeah. Walking or a bike if I'm really trying to do something. But I'll tell you one thing, on tour, I don't do any cardio.
Colin
You don't need to gym.
Bo
I don't need to.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Busting my ass for a half hour. Another day, another dollar.
Colin
Very good Biohazard. My. My favorite. I'm a big hiking gu. It incline treadmill. I'll go if it's a 15. If it's a 10, I'll go 10. If it's a 15, I'll go like 12. 12 and a half. This is a PSA for the incline treadmill, people. If you're hanging on for dear life to an incline treadmill, you are no longer inclined.
Bo
Right.
Colin
The incline comes from fighting uphill. Like, the shape of your body needs to physically be inclined trying to fight up the incline. If you're holding yourself, you become leveled with the incline. Thus, no longer incline. I'm doing this. I'm saying this for your benefit, okay? Trust me.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
I think about it every time. I see an incline. I'm like, you're not inclining. You're not though. You might as well walk flat. If you're holding on, I hold on.
Bo
But just for the heart rate, you know, the heart meter.
Colin
That's fine.
Bo
I don't like hold on. But when people are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Colin
If you're holding on and you're still not leveled with it, you should be fine.
Bo
Okay. Interesting. I've never thought about it.
Colin
Yeah, it's. You're no longer inclined. Who does the better? James Hetfield. Yeah. Between you two, it's for sure. You. You. You summon Hetfield.
Bo
Sometimes there's a. At the end of Sandman, like when it. Like in the music video. It's the truck. He does like a. Yeah. And it's.
Colin
So is that your like Discord sound or something?
Bo
It had on the. On the roadcaster. I had like the.
Colin
That was one of your buttons. Yeah, yeah, that sounded. You just did it so well that I remember. I. The actual sound came and then the boom. I like when you do the Let Loose, man.
Bo
Oh, oh, yeah. Let loose, man.
Colin
That's perfect.
Bo
That's entertainment, man. S m. Pause this. Pull that up. Yeah, just let it play. You'll hear exactly what I'm talking about. Let loose, man.
Colin
So good.
Bo
The fuck was he talking about?
Colin
I don't know. Did one or both of you ever have a dinosaur phase?
Bo
There was a book that you would get from like the book fair school Aztec, like book club or school ass. You remember what I'm talking about?
Colin
Yeah, the scholastic.
Bo
Is it scholastic?
Colin
I like school. The schoolastic book fair, man. Let loose.
Bo
I never read, I guess, but at.
Colin
The end, the first nugget in a while, right?
Bo
Oh, yeah. This is gonna be the last for a while. At the end of the dinosaur book, there was like a piece of a dinosaur. And over time you would build the skeleton. I was into that for a little bit. Land Before Time made me really sad.
Colin
I didn't like that.
Bo
Really sad.
Colin
Yeah. I mean, I love Jurassic park. One, two, three. But other than that, I wasn't like into dinosaurs.
Bo
My dad showed me the first Jurassic park and when Samuel Jackson's arm falls.
Colin
On her, you scared the. You were a scared ass kid.
Bo
I was afraid of everything. And he had to stop it.
Colin
Scared asking little boy, what's the best marshable Metallica song?
Bo
It's a great question. Yeah, I mean, Blackened has a legit breakdown.
Colin
Yeah, absolutely.
Bo
Like, like Thrashers were thrashing to that.
Colin
King.
Bo
Nothing has a actual mosh part I think belt holes.
Colin
Intro, obviously.
Bo
Belto's intro. Harvester intro. Come on, dude. Unbelievable.
Colin
What kind of stuff is popping up on your Instagram Explore pages today? Let's see.
Bo
No comment.
Colin
Let's see what's on mine. I got. There's a. Right now. There's a title fight. Hoodie.
Bo
Little puppy dog.
Colin
Got this.
Bo
Oh, that's all right.
Colin
I got a bunch of watches, and I got. Oh, this. Dude. There's this country duo popping up on my feed every day. They're. They're, like, young. Yeah, they're young guys. And they have a song that goes. It's waking up Buster your butt, trying to earn a little extra pay. And I sing it, so it's. So I'm gonna find it.
Bo
Okay, I got.
Colin
And all the comments are brutal. Oh, to the creek for a fishing day. It's. All the comments are like, a widow, extra pay. It's brutal. It comes up every day. I watch it every time.
Bo
I got a lot of Coachella stuff. I had Blink 182 getting off stage for some reason. Have some streamer stuff. Oh, there's Bernie.
Colin
Oh, that's a good one.
Bo
Burning with the misfits stuff with the. The amps. It's pretty cool.
Colin
What could have been, you know? Where's the fabled 911 episode? That was such a good idea.
Bo
Remind me.
Colin
I think, oh, this is the guy I bought the 911 shirt from. That's crazy.
Bo
No shit.
Colin
Yeah, I bought. We. I plan to do a 911 episode with various musicians, asking them where they were. Where they were.
Bo
That's awesome. That's great.
Colin
9, 11, 20, 25. It's coming.
Bo
That's great.
Colin
With all. With great respect. It's one of. It's one of the.
Bo
It's a defining moment in the world. In the world. Yeah. If you were, what, seven and above. Yeah.
Colin
You remember, what event in track and field could you currently stand a chance in competing?
Bo
Well, I beat his ass in the 40.
Colin
You did? You did.
Bo
Now, though, we should do it again.
Colin
Long jump. I'm an unbelievable long jumper.
Bo
Would you do the two legs forward thing?
Colin
Oh, yeah.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Oh, yeah.
Bo
I don't know why. And I would have to start low. I think I could pull vault.
Colin
Was that a nugget?
Bo
Yeah. Thank you. Good call. Yeah, I think I could do it, but they go upside down first. It's crazy.
Colin
Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like what they're doing.
Bo
It's great.
Colin
I'm not into pole vaulting.
Bo
What else is there High jump. Javelin.
Colin
Javelin is off.
Bo
Shot put, Shock put.
Colin
Shot put rules.
Bo
Hammer throw, where they like that.
Colin
Rocks, too. But yeah, I'm. I would say I'm one of the best long jumpers in the world.
Bo
Anything but running.
Colin
Yeah. Oh, what song from each other's catalog would you like to cover?
Bo
The good ones. Dude, I feel all.
Colin
No, you're good. You're doing great. I would love to do the. A Safe Space version and sing it, you know? That'd be good.
Bo
Yeah, I would do.
Colin
I feel like Harm's way to finish the job would go crazy.
Bo
Oh, that's crazy.
Colin
That would be sick.
Bo
That would be really sick. Yeah. The good answer. I was thinking twitching immediately, but you're right.
Colin
That would just maybe translate a little better. Well, I would say, but then you'd cry. James A. Great singer. Bo. Top three favorite movies.
Bo
It's an excellent question, isn't it? Let me think about it.
Colin
Over the Daddy Shack. You love the thing. Little Shop of Horror. That's easy.
Bo
Wow. Okay. Lord of the Rings. I don't care which one. Come on down here. You want some Nugget? The Godfather, probably part one.
Colin
That tail just went straight in the buffalo.
Bo
Right in that sauce. And let's go for a little levity. Big Lebowski.
Colin
That's a great pick. I already counted that. Will Colin be coming to Furnace Fest? No, it's during the. God Sage.
Bo
It's during European tour, which we just found out we did.
Colin
Sadly, possibility of a tribal gaze episode inevitable. New record on Nuclear Blast soon. I've heard the whole thing. I can promise you it may be my.
Bo
How many?
Colin
49. Oh, minus two. So 47. There's one. No, no, I didn't count. 148 because one was mine.
Bo
I'm gonna do two more.
Colin
No, no, you got.
Bo
You're good.
Colin
Come on.
Bo
I'm gonna throw up.
Colin
Good. I threw up. Stephen.
Bo
You get those out of my face. But thank you. Thank you. You threw up when you were done.
Colin
Yeah, I know. Yeah. That's how I knew I was done. I've heard the tribal gays record. It is maybe my favorite recorded guitar tone in history. No, the deepest palm mutes I've maybe ever heard. It's crazy.
Bo
Who recorded it?
Colin
Taylor.
Bo
Home of the perfect Palm.
Colin
What he does. What was the last thing that made you cry? From laughing. I can tell you that immediately because it was yesterday.
Bo
This is a great story.
Colin
My wife very famously misquotes and misremembers people's names like celebrities and whatnot. I've got A whole Twitter thread about it.
Bo
Here it is.
Colin
Yesterday, the newest one. I asked if she had seen the movie Fred Claus, which is a Christmas movie starring Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, and Ludacris. Because I think Ludacris, tiny body in the movie is hilarious. She said, the one with Bobby Lee. I said, I don't think Bobby Lee is in that movie. She was like, bobby Lee, he's in the movie. And I was like, who are you thinking of? She goes, bobby Lee Jones. And then showed me a picture of Billy Bob Thornton in Beth Santa. And I was. I was driving and weeping, crying.
Bo
Yeah, Bobby Lee Jones.
Colin
Bobby Lee Jones was crushed. Me. Let's see. Scariest moment either of you have had in the woods or outdoors. You've seen an alien straight up.
Bo
There was one time. I don't know if I've told the story before, but we were driving west. Like, the overall trip was Montreal to Vancouver. So we were just somewhere in, like, I don't know, middle of Canada. I don't even know it's there. Saskatchewan or whatever. And we saw light, like.
Colin
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's the end.
Bo
No, no, this is a different one that was on the Kuba contour, where the lights. And then we never saw where they came from, but in this one we saw light. And I thought it was like, you know how out in the millinor there will be, like, a concrete plant and it's just like, really lit up or like an oil refinery or a logging camp or something. We were kind of in the woods, and we again, did see it, and then I saw it move and pulled over, and it was just the northern lights, and it was like, one of the most beautiful I've ever seen. It was awesome, but it was creepy. But it was cool.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
So it immediately went from scary to. Oh, wow, this last one.
Colin
Don't say that. Don't give up.
Bo
What would John Cena. He just doesn't want to have to help me.
Colin
What would John Cena do?
Bo
He would not do that.
Colin
He would never give up. He may. He would do anything for content, too. I don't know that I've had a scary moment. I've never been scared outdoors, only inside. Yeah, horrifying.
Bo
That's fine.
Colin
I've been scared on an airplane watching the Babadook for the first time.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
I was deeply unsettled.
Bo
That's probably like a green flag to that filmmaker.
Colin
I really felt genuinely unsafe watching the Babadook on a. On a full flight.
Bo
I Was.
Colin
I was so safe and I was. I was. I felt unsafe. Best venue or festival in Europe.
Bo
Wow. Played a lot of really nice ones.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
On this Knock Loose tour, the big one, the one in Brussels. I will never remember their names because they're all like in the. Whatever language it is. The big one in Brussels was so nice. The catering was amazing. The staff was cool. And it's in the middle of like cathedral area. So you just walk outside and you're in the most beautiful place.
Colin
Wow.
Bo
Fest is hell fest all the way. And Outbreak. Outbreak is fantastic.
Colin
I'm dying to go to Northern Unfest. Dying to do it. We gotta go there. Venue. I really wish the shows I played at Arena Ween were good because the like compound is so sick.
Bo
It's so sick.
Colin
But I've never played anything good there.
Bo
We played together at Dynamo in.
Colin
Yeah, we're banned from there. That's where we're banned from.
Bo
Not us.
Colin
No, no, I think you're fine. We're literally banned because of the food or something. Because of a banana peel or something. I don't know. Allegedly. Maybe some grapes.
Bo
Sensitive.
Colin
It's just grapes. You know, sour grapes. Mount Rushmore gym movements.
Bo
Oh, great question.
Colin
Yeah. Shoulder press.
Bo
I'll tell you right now. Lat raises.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Particularly if you can find the machine to do it.
Colin
Oh, I never do the machine, dude.
Bo
The machine, it. There's no strain on your forearm, so it feels really nice. It's very comfortable and it gets you just as pumped. Shoulder press, shoulder press. Love the shoulder press. When you have a good bench day, you feel like the strongest person. So I love a good bench. And then. Oh, any bicep curl, preacher curl.
Colin
I love a. A rope curl.
Bo
Oh, yeah, this guy.
Colin
That one makes me feel massive.
Bo
That's a good one because I love.
Colin
A barbell curl too.
Bo
And. And what's the guy, the trainer who was like only trained to max from the 70s. You trained it to maximum effort for 30 minutes a week. Menzer. I think Mike Menzer said to only ever use flat or straight barbell. Never an easy bar because that's more the brachialis only really.
Colin
Oh, I love it.
Bo
I know. Because it's more comfortable. But that's the point.
Colin
Okay, good to know. Tricep, straight bar, push down.
Bo
Strongest man in the world. No problem. I can push it maximum, all day.
Colin
This feels so good. Pardon this interruption. It's so important. You've got to know who brought you this incredible episode. First and foremost, it's manscape time. Oh, is it ever Your balls smell unbelievable.
Bo
I know it. I know it.
Colin
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Colin
They're on Lawnmower 5.0 at this point.
Bo
It's crazy.
Colin
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Bo
I woke up and filled a glass with cold water.
Colin
How many ounces?
Bo
About 8 to 12. Yeah, roughly. And then one simple scoop of this beautiful green powder.
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Hey, Colin, where'd you get that shirt?
Colin
MADD Vintage dot com. Wow. Yeah. That's all you got to do. You go to this website, you. You listen to a band that we talk about on our show. He's got you covered. You're going to find the shirts you've been looking for your entire life. And this is. We're passionate about this. We.
Bo
It's one of our favorite aspects of the thing that we're into, and it's important to note Luke over at Mad Vintage. He's looking to buy, he's looking to trade. He wants to see what you got. You know, you have things you haven't worn in a long time in that.
Colin
Closet, and you might sell them to him and see him on this show someday. So let's hurry it up. Hit him up. I want them. Our closets are full, so please get the stuff before we do.
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No. Code hard lore. 15 for 15 off mad vintage. Back to the episode. Who's the one person in your lives who you root for the most? Friend, family, whoever, and why?
Bo
Oh, that's a beautiful.
Colin
That's a great question.
Bo
Here's your brother.
Colin
Mine's probably my brother. When he has a win, I feel really good.
Bo
Yeah. Yeah.
Colin
My wife, too, obviously.
Bo
Obviously.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I think wives and partners should be probably.
Colin
That's a given.
Bo
It's sappy, but probably my mom. Yeah, she's gone through a lot of shit, and she's, like, working for Chicago, like, for the city, doing law and, like, doing the shit she wants to do. I'm very proud of her.
Colin
You're really giving up right now?
Bo
Yeah. I will puke on camera if you want that in your living room. You want me to get up?
Colin
I want you to puke in the toilet.
Bo
You want me to puke in the toilet and continue doing it?
Colin
Well, keep doing it until you have to puke as well.
Bo
I'm two more. And that's gonna happen. I'm not joking.
Colin
That's good. You sound like it's a bad thing. I'm telling you.
Bo
You didn't do this.
Colin
Me puking on into. I. I didn't. I didn't choose to puke. I stood up and vomited, and it was the best feeling I've ever felt.
Bo
You didn't stand up and vomited. We did it in my room. You went to yours.
Colin
I stood up and was like, oh, I'm gonna throw up. I better go to my room. I got on my hands and knees and scrubbed that toilet. I got all the skids off so that you would have a clean bowl to puke.
Bo
You only did that because you destroyed.
Colin
You're you.
Bo
I'm standing up. See if I got it.
Colin
I did that plenty.
Bo
Ask me if it felt good.
Colin
All right, here we go.
Bo
It feels better standing.
Colin
I'll tell you what, doesn't it?
Bo
A little bit Mothman.
Colin
Mount Rushmore Pre breakdown call outs or skank parts. I really don't care about those. You know.
Bo
There'S the. The Side by Side, Alex and Backfire. That's sick. It's kind of part of the song. So it's not really a call out, but to push it away.
Colin
Ah, yeah, totally, dude.
Bo
It's not like a call out, like they're asking, but that came to mind.
Colin
Oh, I like the harness. This is a. This is a local favorite harness. Strangle yourself, you coward is a really good one.
Bo
Headbutts and broken glass.
Colin
That's cool.
Bo
That's a good one.
Colin
Yeah. If you were cryogenically frozen and sent forward in times what's a hundred years, what's one album you take with you? Can't take much. Killer.
Bo
Fine. Probably Bjork. Homogenic.
Colin
Okay, very nice. Me, Faith no More, Angel Dust.
Bo
Great pick.
Colin
Because that's. I gotta show that to the. To those future freaks, you know, the cybernetic warriors. This is sick. Jizz lobber. Let's see.
Bo
Guess what? You're dead.
Colin
Oh, what new bands are we listening to these days? I like the dynamite record that just came out.
Bo
I haven't checked it out yet. I do plan to.
Colin
There's a band, a new band called Morningstar. I think they're from the ie. It sounds like Candlemass with a female singer. They sent me their demo. It's. They. They said that they like looked up YouTube videos to record it and mix it themselves.
Bo
Oh, that's sick.
Colin
It's fucking.
Bo
I respect that. Isaac put out two new bands I really like. Couldn't be me.
Colin
Oh, cool.
Bo
I think that's.
Colin
Yeah, that's awesome.
Bo
I like that. He was like, I'm gonna do two bands, all me.
Colin
At the same time.
Bo
At the same time, same day, different genres.
Colin
The Self arrest demo is really cool. It's Boston type shit. Step forward. Whatnot. About Face demo is really awesome. As we said last year, Start Today is awesome. Hereditary from San Diego is awesome. Obviously. All the bands on our roster, Cosmic Joke, Firestarter, Mongrel, Siadon from Detroit. You'll hear a little more about them.
Bo
A little ditty.
Colin
Yeah, it's a great question. Best you done. You can't do that.
Bo
Keep going.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
Did I say.
Colin
Well, you did best. Dessert to get at fast food spots.
Bo
Oh, fucking bullshit. A milkshake. A vanilla milkshake? Yeah, you don't need any.
Colin
Pretty much anywhere. I will say, let's talk about the McFlurry for a second.
Bo
It's called for no reason.
Colin
It's called a McFlurry. Right. Because the proprietary spoon that came with it is put in a machine and flurried together to mix the toppings in.
Bo
It's part of the machine, isn't it?
Colin
About five years ago, they stopped the flurry. They dump them on and give it to you do better.
Bo
Did the machine really start breaking or are they just being lazy?
Colin
That's horseshit.
Bo
I heard that.
Colin
I've heard that they're hard to clean.
Bo
I think what I heard was it is a cleaning thing, but it's. There's a self cleaning thing and it takes like eight hours and they will do it at dinner time.
Colin
Get what? This is an interesting question.
Bo
I can't wait.
Colin
I don't know that I have an answer. What is your favorite thing about an airport? Panda Express. If that's an option, I'm there.
Bo
The Newark airport has such a good Panda Express. It's a little cliche and cheesy, but. But one of my favorite things lately, and I've been flying a bunch recently, is just watching how inept, clueless, brainless and like truly selfish.
Colin
The average person.
Bo
The average person, yes. And what's awesome or not awesome, but. But like the counterpoint to that is the people who you can tell fly a lot. You could tell, oh 100 are like pro.
Colin
That's. There's a. I think it's the movie. Oh, the.
Bo
Oh yeah.
Colin
The Clooney monologue and up in the air about. About who to spot when you're getting in line for security and. And like the. The belt is very real.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Like you look for the guy. The experienced people who pack light. You get behind them rather than the old ass guy. The kids, there's. There's really like. It's a real. It's a. A smart system. TSA PreCheck and Global Entry are revolutionary. Airport thing.
Bo
Pre check is unbelievable.
Colin
I hope less people get it.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Stop getting preached.
Bo
Stop let that one expire.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Hi.
Colin
This is a crazy question. Top five guitar players of all time.
Bo
Great. Love it. Jimmy Page. Jimmy. If there's. I like to say there's Mount Rushmore's and then there's like the sky and clouds. That's Jimmy Page. To me he is end all, be all. Les Paul player, Shredder, Riffer, Mysterious, Magic Zo. So dope. I love Jimmy Page Hadfield, obviously.
Colin
I mean in terms of all music. Him singing and playing rhythm guitar that way.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Should be impossible.
Bo
We were just talking yesterday about how Megadeth, while not really my thing so much, is objectively incredible. The fact that. Yeah. Please. The fact that Mustaine can do play that and sing that, it's nuts. So anyway, Paige Hetfield, Eddie Van Halen, Pete Townsend, unsung hero of mine, and probably Dimebag the Groove. It's not just the shreddy. I'm not like a shreddy guy. You know what I mean? So I don't really care. But you know. You know what I think the. The sign is? You can hum a Pantera solo and that is the sign. That's the sign of, like, oh, you're not just making noise. You're adding to the song. It's a melody that's going to stick.
Colin
I also think as good as he is at shredding, he does more with less. Better than most people.
Bo
Oh, dude.
Colin
What he can do with an open note and a wah pedal is crazy.
Bo
Also, the grooves that he was adding, like, listen to Primal concrete sledge. There's no snare in that until the. You know what I'm talking about. It's just.
Colin
That's brothership.
Bo
Yeah. Yeah.
Colin
That's two brothers being like, what do we do this, man?
Bo
Oh, man, that's pretty. What if I don't hit the air, man, Just keep time and then love that song. What would your five be?
Colin
Prince, Dimebag, Eddie Van Halen, Andy Laroque, King diamond. And probably have him.
Bo
I didn't say Tony Iommi, which is probably not true. He's probably in the back because I also respect that. Like, he's riffing. I love a riffer, but Townsend means more to me personally, for sure.
Colin
What is a piece of equipment or weaponry from a video game you would like in real life?
Bo
Oh, that's a great question, dude. The laptop gun from Perfect Dark. Do you know that one? So it's a. It's a gun, but you can also throw it and it flies around with you and just sick.
Colin
The Golden Gun from goldeneye and Kill anybody. One shot, everybody. All your enemies are gone. The shockwave RPG from Fortnite. I would get where I'm needing to go so fast or just unlimited shockwave grenades at all times. Imagine me get into the show with a shockwave. I'll see you later, honey. But. And then everybody at the show getting blasted too residually. Like he used a shockwave grenade.
Bo
Colin came again.
Colin
Me getting to stage with a shockwave.
Bo
Grenade but not landing lightly at all.
Colin
Be awesome.
Bo
I always thought that the needler neither looks awesome. It looks awesome and functions in a really cool way. Should have been a little more powerful. Should have hurt a little more Dual.
Colin
Wielding needlers online though.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Crazy, Crazy style. This is a great question.
Bo
I can't wait to hear it.
Colin
What's an unknown band you immediately became a fan of after seeing their set?
Bo
Oh, that's a great question.
Colin
I can remember two distinct times this happened in my life.
Bo
Please share.
Colin
The first one was New England metal hardcore fest 2013. Second band on the show was Code Orange Kids.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
When they were still the kids first. That was the first time I actively sat and watched them the whole time. And they blew my mind.
Bo
Really?
Colin
Yeah. Like they were playing a bunch of the I am King stuff way before it came out. And it was different. Like the one of the songs on the record, they did like Way Harder. And I just remember seeing these like three shirtless freaks and Reba and thinking like, this is the future of music. This is crazy. Like, this is so extreme. Do they. What do they like? I need. I like, needed to know them. And that's how I met them.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
Was as soon as they finished, I went on stage and I was like, we gotta be frank. And then I remember we all listened to and love there's no Law in the band an hour later and like became friends that day.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
And then another one was a band called we were promised Jet Packs open for Jimmy World. The only time I saw them a long time ago. I think they're Scottish. That was one of the bands where.
Bo
I'd never heard a.
Colin
Never heard a note.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
And left like a fan wisdom and chains too. I had never heard them when we toured with them. And I was obsessed. Patrick.
Bo
I'm on. I'm on this Australian kick. But I, I. It needs to be said again. There's a very cool young band that we played with in Melbourne called Implode. They just sound like New York hardcore. And they, like, rocked me like, I can't. They don't even have a demo out. I can't wait till it's out. They might be out. Go check.
Colin
Beautiful.
Bo
The other bandit really impressed me that I liked was Bloodmouth. Another band that I've talked about a lot from Australia.
Colin
Absolutely.
Bo
Oh, dude. And Cola Boy.
Colin
Oh, my.
Bo
I had never heard Cola Boy. Watching them at times.
Colin
We were in awe.
Bo
I was like, what the.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
So awesome.
Colin
And now I like, can't listen to it without crying.
Bo
Yeah. It's. It's.
Colin
It's really hard.
Bo
Rest in peace.
Colin
Rip. Truly like a legend. Local legend. Worldwide phenomenon. Incredible work. Could have, could have, will be remembered forever as a legend. Does Nails have the greatest discography of Album covers of all time.
Bo
Album covers.
Colin
They're four. Four for sure.
Bo
Let's think.
Colin
Both Rower might be the kings.
Bo
Both thrower has a couple really bad ones. Honor. What was it? Honor.
Colin
I like that one.
Bo
It looks like Dog.
Colin
I love it.
Bo
It's like low res.
Colin
I like it.
Bo
Mercenary is also a funny.
Colin
I love that one. The weird. Like, it's just kind of the guy. I like the guy. He's about to kill so many people.
Bo
Was it honor?
Colin
Honor. Battle Pride.
Bo
Valor. Right.
Colin
V A L O U R Slayer.
Bo
Probably.
Colin
Yeah. First. First four, they got it.
Bo
It's. I mean, it's unbelievable.
Colin
Yeah. Our editor Stephen, who's sitting right there, asks why do you hate your editor and refuse to give him a 10 year disharmony gig? Do you have any idea how hard that would be to play? We haven't played, I think seven of those songs ever. So we would like to do it. I genuinely don't think enough people want that for it to happen. Top three new bands in la.
Bo
He just can't answer. He's just struggling.
Colin
Top three new bands in la. Top three new bands in Chicago. I would say staple is really good. There's a new band coming out soon called Bloodshed. You're gonna like that. And then Firestarter, of course.
Bo
Let's go. Karma. Who aren't exactly new, but relatively Home invasion.
Colin
Nice. You can only have one actor or actress's entire filmography to watch. Who you taking?
Bo
Leo.
Colin
She's insta lock. Huh? Instalock. And Leo.
Bo
It's just like. Let's really. I think he's probably the greatest actor of our time. Probably. When you consider how much he's done from such a young age, like from Basketball Diaries and Titanic through Hollywood.
Colin
I might go De Niro.
Bo
I. I think he's up there with De Niro.
Colin
Yeah. Now. I really.
Bo
Now, Yes. I really. And I. Obviously De Niro would probably be my next one.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
But I think I don't love Deer Hunter. You know what I mean?
Colin
Yeah. I like Deer Hunter a lot.
Bo
I like it.
Colin
I. You know what I think? I think we're. Leo was somebody who I grew up absolutely despising. Sure. Yeah.
Bo
Of course.
Colin
There's some. There's like a teenage in me. It was just like all the girl. All the girls like Leo. So. So I can't like his movies. And then the same thing happened when I was like an actual teenager for Ryan Gosling, where Ryan Gosling was like the Notebook guy.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
But then you realize, oh no, he's got. He's got the.
Bo
He's got the chops. Yeah.
Colin
And then you realize he's one of the goats. Robert Pattinson. Same thing. Same thing goes from Twilight guy to King dude.
Bo
Interesting.
Colin
That's my Batman. Now, I think next up in that vein is. Is shelving.
Bo
Absolutely. Absolutely. That's.
Colin
I was gonna say he bursts into the scene and you're like this little private school waltzes his way. Probably Nepos his way into this. And now I'm all in. I don't even. I don't think. I don't. I didn't, like, call me by your name. Like, it. Taking an hour for them to. Was frustrating for me, you know?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I was like, come on, give me some sauce, man. Yeah.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
It really was just like. Like, as. As a piece of, like, famous queer media. I wanted it to be more queer, you know, I wanted more out of it. And the ending is beautiful and devastating. And I guess there's a sequel, which is crazy. I wish I liked him more. But so. But that. That was kind of my first real, like, active impression of him. Was like, obviously, this kid is great.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
And now. And now Dune is just.
Bo
And what was the. He was in. It was. Is it Kingdom of Heaven or Lost Kingdom? He's. He's.
Colin
It's. I think it's just called the King.
Bo
Maybe or the Kingdom or something.
Colin
It's like a Netflix movie.
Bo
He's awesome in that.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
The movies what got bang, but he's awesome. He does. Yeah. Go bar for bar with me. De Niro movies to Leo movies. Let's count their bangers. For real. I'll start. And I'm gonna count Titanic.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
I think it's a great movie.
Colin
Yeah. King of comedy.
Bo
Let's keep track. I just wanna. I'm curious to see who has more of, like, great movies. Okay. The Departed.
Colin
Cape here.
Bo
Gangs New York.
Colin
Taxi Driver.
Bo
You're about to smoke Man. Wolf of Wall Street.
Colin
Godfather too.
Bo
Once Upon a Time.
Colin
Casino.
Bo
The Revenant.
Colin
Good fellas.
Bo
The Aviator.
Colin
Aviator rocks.
Bo
So good.
Colin
Hey, meet the parents. Oh, I get whole. I get funnies in here too.
Bo
Romeo and Juliet.
Colin
Romeo and Juliet's really good. I said good films. Okay.
Bo
Just making sure.
Colin
I'll count Me the Parents as a franchise.
Bo
Yeah, sure. So I'm just saying, because he's also got Basketball Diaries, which is. I think Basketball Diaries is fine. I think it's fine.
Colin
And I like it.
Bo
I wouldn't count it as, like, a bag, you know? And then also the Johnny Depp movie, like his first Gilbert Grape. Gilbert Grape. Yeah.
Colin
You're gonna put that up with the mirror.
Bo
I'm saying there are these that people love.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I'm not saying they're like bangers.
Colin
Sure. Yeah. There's a lot.
Bo
I'm just saying you're not wrong.
Colin
I love Leo. Oh, the Irishman rules. You hate that.
Bo
I protest that.
Colin
I love the.
Bo
I protest.
Colin
And every time I watch it, it's better.
Bo
I'm gonna watch it again.
Colin
Yeah. Even. Even the bang is funny.
Bo
Bang, bang, you're dead. I'm a gangster.
Colin
No. God's no masters win. I don't think you can legally answer that. Right.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
Yeah. Which is an answer in itself. Does Avenge Sevenfold have tracks?
Bo
Not.
Colin
They do. They do the homie. John Christ was a was. It was funny. Johnny Christ. Sorry.
Bo
What?
Colin
You got it, buddy.
Bo
What's the. The bat song.
Colin
Bat Country. That was. That tore up the charts.
Bo
I know. It's the only one I know because.
Colin
Of that terrorized the chart.
Bo
I know.
Colin
Much like Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas. It's the same thing. See. Terrorize the Church. Get over it. Why don't we. Snoring so damn loud. You're awake. God damn. What's the one movie you can only watch once and then never feel the way you did watching it. Like not the same twice.
Bo
Oh. Like. Like Sixth Sense or something.
Colin
It maybe six cents is doper twice.
Bo
Dude. Very true.
Colin
Anything like that where the twist changes the entire movie is fucking awesome.
Bo
You ever see the game, Michael?
Colin
Oh, yeah. It's fucking awesome, dude. Yeah.
Bo
That.
Colin
It rules. It rules.
Bo
If you haven't seen the game. It's a creepy, suspenseful but good movie. It's fucking awesome.
Colin
The game rocks. That's. I think Mac is. Mac is a big game head. Never feel the same way.
Bo
He did the duel that. I like how they told that story. The three times.
Colin
Yeah. Oh, the last duel.
Bo
The last one.
Colin
Yeah. It's the Rashomon. It's awesome. You don't know who's telling the truth. It's great.
Bo
That's great.
Colin
Going to Japan for the first time in September. Mostly Tokyo and two days in Osaka. Kyoto. What are some Most dues. Some. Some must dos.
Bo
Did you cop that one by the way? Yeah. You did?
Colin
Yeah. No, I did. But we'll give you another one. Yeah. Let it out, buddy.
Bo
Dude. I will.
Colin
Really?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
The sound gets you.
Bo
The sound.
Colin
Must do's in Japan. I'm gonna. I'm gonna point you in the direction of. Of a couple meals I really liked. They're both one of them is breakfast. There's a pancake place called Benitsuru in Asakusa, Tokyo. You got to get there around 8:30 to put your name in for the day. There will be a line. Put your name in. It's worth it. Get the. Get the custard one. Get the savory one. Get the Nutella one. Those are the best ones.
Bo
What's the savory?
Colin
Dude, it's like.
Bo
Like.
Colin
It's like egg.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
All over it. Bacon.
Bo
I see.
Colin
And like cheese, I think it was incredible. Down the street from that, there's a place called Emo Pe. I swear to God. I swear to God. It's real.
Bo
I've been there, dude.
Colin
Yeah, I bet you have. That's the place with the creme brulee, sweet potato and the shredded UBI ice cream. Absolutely insane. One of my. Two of my favorite desserts in the world in one place. It's cash only, so bring some cash.
Bo
Bring some damn yen.
Colin
Yeah. Next Family Feud episode win. Maybe Saturn Fury. I don't know. We have another idea.
Bo
We have a better. Oh, not better, but like another idea that we'll rock.
Colin
That's right. What are you planning to eat after vomiting up the nuggets?
Bo
Indian food.
Colin
We're getting all merch.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
And I'm not gonna bleep that. Steven. We can let them have it because I want that place to last forever. True.
Bo
Good point.
Colin
Go. Go eat. Law Merch in Studio City is the best Indian food in the world. Change me crazy sentence. But I swear and you can prove it.
Bo
I can't think about food right now. And I'm gonna go.
Colin
Paneer masala cheese, naan.
Bo
Stop, dude.
Colin
Chicken tikka appetizer, samosas, water. Silly music videos versus a hard music video.
Bo
You've done both.
Colin
I've done both.
Bo
What is your. I've only done serious music videos. I don't think a silly music video.
Colin
I think the silly one I had silly one I had more fun. The harakiri twitching times video and the unsincerely yours video. That one's fucking awesome.
Bo
That one's awesome.
Colin
But I've like all time a serious one. Hard one is cool because it's like not a meme and not you trying to get over by making a joke out of your band.
Bo
Let me ask you something. You was the preacher man was released separately, right? So was the debut single for in Love there is no law.
Colin
In love there is no law.
Bo
Do you regret that?
Colin
Yeah, big time.
Bo
Yeah, that's. That's a total My girlfriend's girlfriend. Instead of what?
Colin
Like, why did we. Because we. We figured Eyes of Justice, track one, they're gonna hear it anyway.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
And that's not how it works.
Bo
Isn't how it works.
Colin
You gotta get them to get the record with the. With the. The hit. It took a year for Eyes of just to get a reaction. It did not get a reaction until late 2014. It's crazy. If it was the video and the single and, like, how we rolled everything out, it would. I think it would have been different.
Bo
I agree.
Colin
This is what it is. What show did you miss in your youth that haunts you to this day? There was a Blood for Blood reunion in Pomona with Billy from Biohazard on other vocals.
Bo
That's sick.
Colin
And I didn't go.
Bo
Instead of Rob.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
So stupid. Or instead of Buddha. I don't remember. But, yeah, I really, really, really, really dropped the ball on that one.
Bo
I regret not going to see Green Day and Rancid in Wrigley Field for different reasons.
Colin
Yeah, that's fair. Would you take Bloodborne 2 if it meant Fortnite was deleted from existence in a fucking heartbeat? Motherfucker. God damn right.
Bo
I love a man of principles.
Colin
Easily. That's the go.
Bo
Look at this cat. She could not be more.
Colin
Yeah, she's all right. I give her a shit, but she's all right. When we're alone, I'm like, all right, buddy. But when other people are over, it's. It's beef. Right? Favorite shoes for touring or playing shows.
Bo
I'm kind of all over the place these days. I'm digging the Solomons lately for, like, everyday gym and like, walking the. The GT X6s, I think, or whatever. But I've been just wearing sambas a lot. I haven't. I haven't really been too into shoes lately. How about you?
Colin
I would say playing drums in New Balance 990v3 has changed my life a little bit.
Bo
How so?
Colin
Just so comfortable, so dynamic and responsive.
Bo
Chris plays in slip ons like Vance.
Colin
Really?
Bo
Always.
Colin
That's a fucking freak right there and then. I genuinely. I generally wear boots when Twitching Tongues plays. But occasionally if something like the church in Philly, where I'm like, it's really hot and I gotta play drums after. I'll wear sneakers and it's so much easier.
Bo
Of course you can spin kick, like, easy. You're like, yeah, boots are.
Colin
They look sick.
Bo
I know, but, dude, every time I've. There have been occasions where I would play in, like, Doc Martens Yeah. And I would be me, so I'd be jumping around going nuts and my, like, shin splints and like.
Colin
Yeah, but what is. What is Roger singing in, you know, vans. You think so?
Bo
I know.
Colin
You don't think he's wearing Doc Martens.
Bo
I saw him.
Colin
He was wearing vans recently.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I don't know. What's. Pete still wearing boots.
Bo
Yeah. But he's wearing, like, engineer. He's not spin kicking or moving even a little bit. Roger's moving thousand times more than him.
Colin
And is. I'm open to. I'm open to suggestions, but. And there was a. There was a period where I wore Jordan 12s because they're all black and leather and look like boots. And that was.
Bo
It's kind of cool.
Colin
That worked. But they look insane.
Bo
I do like the boots. Don't get me wrong.
Colin
It's just me. Yeah. How do you prefer. Do you prefer guitar or bass? Live. And how are you liking your Dimals? I love my dun. I'm obsessed with them. The one. The one of one. One that I use for Holy Blade is like, my favorite guitar ever. I would say playing bass is the greatest musical privilege any person can experience, you know?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
It's like, I'm so envious of people that get to do that all the time. Like, that's your thing. This is what you have to do. As long as you don't come unplugged, you win, you know?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
It rules. How do you come up with lyrics? I have at least 10 fully completed songs with no lyrics. Help, please. That ain't. I don't know. It's been a while.
Bo
So start with a cadence.
Colin
I start with a title, generally.
Bo
Oh, interesting title.
Colin
And a message, and then go from there.
Bo
And. And when you're trying to actually put words down, it's like, okay, what fits around this? You know, I really think if it's. If the riff is. Is done, you want to go like, it kind of speaks for itself. I just think, like, once the ball's rolling, you'll.
Colin
Why don't you eat one more?
Bo
That's gonna be my last one.
Colin
Why?
Bo
Because I. I don't want to get.
Colin
Don't want to get what?
Bo
Violently?
Colin
Come on, man.
Bo
It's the last one. How many?
Colin
I mean, it says 57, but who knows what it.
Bo
How could that have only been 17 more?
Colin
You've been slow. And I ate a bunch and counted them. Besides the new floor Punch book, what are some other books you recommend? Music based or otherwise collected. Obsession is incredible. An unbelievable look. At some of the greatest hardcore shirts of all time. Written by Ryan Banahan. Right. From Desperate Measures. Very cool. Check it out. Music based books.
Bo
Scream With Me.
Colin
Yeah, of course. Scream With Me by the homie Tom B. Check out the 12 hits episode. It's awesome. I don't think you can buy that anymore. So if you've got it, you've got yourself a collector's item. Will there be another Pet Peeves episode, possibly with a guest?
Bo
That's a hilarious. It would be really funny to like find like known prick joins us on a Pet Peeve episode. Find out what they hate, you know?
Colin
Yeah, probably not that.
Bo
Wasn't that a Patreon?
Colin
I think we did it again. Yeah, yeah, we did it on Patreon. So check that out. It's very fun. And then we did one about stuff we like, love. That one was fun.
Bo
That one was awesome.
Colin
Yeah, I don't care. This is a good question from Luke. If you watch the original interview episodes compared to the newer ones of Hard Lore, you can tell the interview style and the format of the episodes is much smoother and all around better as the show gets older. Were you making a cognizant effort to make the show better? Yes. Before the big interview episodes. Now this is kind of why they're like, I wouldn't say more rare, but they, they stress me out because I'm writing them. Like physically, I'm writing every question.
Bo
I'll have eight notes, like eight bullet points of like things to talk about, maybe questions I've always had. Whatever he's got. You scroll.
Colin
Yeah, I've got. I've got a large document I pull from. Which is maybe why I'm really comfortable with the zoom ones because it's really easy to just like, okay, that's next time I gigantic document. Yeah, I do extensive pre writing before every episode that we do now, which is good, but it just makes them all a little more work. If you had to reenact one scene or stunt from Jackass, which one are you taking?
Bo
The one where they throw up. Just any of them.
Colin
There's the one where Bam throws up on. Is it Rab himself's face or something?
Bo
Yeah. That sucks.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I love Jackass. We never really talked about Jackass.
Colin
I love it. Cky Cky Cky.
Bo
I love CKY CKY 2K.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
The Jackass Show. The movies, the Zero Point Fives. I like wild Boys. I never fucked with Eva Lebe.
Colin
Me too. I thought it was too mean to. To feel a little.
Bo
A little too mean. Fun. Slayer plays. That's cool.
Colin
But I got Slayer in the backyard.
Bo
Ha. I love Jackass. As a premise. I think Chris Ponus might be the funniest.
Colin
I used to see him all the time.
Bo
That's so cool. Did you ever talk to him?
Colin
Never.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
He would always be coming out of the tanning booth as I was entering Wingstop. Real yin yang. This is a great question. What if you could time travel to any historical event to gain the absolute truth about it? Where would you go and would you expose the truth once you came back in real time? Yeah, I would go to the crucifixion of Christ.
Bo
There you go. Great answer.
Colin
100. That's. That's. Is there a greater question?
Bo
No. Because if it's real, then literally nothing else matters.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I am now a devout 100 apostle of Christ. Right.
Colin
If he. If I watch him get crucified and however many days later, three. That comes back.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I'm a Christian, of course. Like, straight up.
Bo
And you'd be burned alive or crucified again, but whatever. So apart from that, I harp on this a lot. I would go to Dallas.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
And see what happened with jfk. So I get behind that fence. Would you.
Colin
Would you. When you got back, Would you be. Would you. You would tell all.
Bo
Yeah. You know what I would do? I would. I would make my way to the various places, and I would, like, write a book and, like, maybe plant some evidence that could be dug up once my book came out. To be, like, independently investigate this kind of a thing. But I bump shoulders with. With old Jimmy files behind the fence. I'd look up in the.
Colin
You don't think you would have gotten shot. You got murked.
Bo
There were people everywhere.
Colin
Whereas me, I would have been picketing against Jesus.
Bo
Jimmy was.
Colin
I didn't believe his ass.
Bo
Jimmy was in a police officer uniform.
Colin
Oh, would you have a police officer uniform?
Bo
No, but I'm just saying I would, like, you know, I'd be like, yeah, there's no.
Colin
You know, and there's.
Bo
Oh, there's nobody in the book depository or in the jail. And then I'd go, like, what's umbrella man doing? What's babushka lady doing? I'd be out there. I'd be froining all over the place. Yeah, probably that.
Colin
It's a great question. That's a great answer.
Bo
And then, dude, there was a meeting. A fly on the wall thing. I would like is there was once a meeting between Mussolini, Hitler and Stalin.
Colin
Of the actual meeting.
Bo
Yeah. Like, just an Actual meeting.
Colin
Pre war. Okay.
Bo
And maybe gonna have a war. Maybe Stalin was there. It was just, like, border stuff and, like, what we're gonna do. But Mussolini was the only one who spoke everyone's language.
Colin
Whoa.
Bo
Oh. It was. It was Chamberlain. It was.
Colin
So how do you.
Bo
Mussolini could have been around and people think he was. And I would have loved to be. Like, what's he doing?
Colin
Google Translate?
Bo
What are you up to? Yes. No.
Colin
He's lying. He said you're a bitch. Greatest side dish of all time. The mozzarella stick.
Bo
Oh, dude. The fucking chili's mozzarella dipper.
Colin
Oh. That thing is deadly.
Bo
Deadly. The thought of that right now is cool.
Colin
You should eat one. Eat one more.
Bo
I'm not gonna eat one more. Probably.
Colin
I think you should.
Bo
Probably. Oh. So I can, like, feel it?
Colin
Is your body rejecting it?
Bo
Not literally.
Colin
Because I. That's why I stopped. I couldn't salivate anymore.
Bo
Oh. I mean, I'm getting that.
Colin
My body rejected any. Putting anything back.
Bo
Getting that. And I'm out of drink.
Colin
A lot of drink. Let me get some water.
Bo
No. I'm. I'm literally so full of water.
Colin
Diet Coke.
Bo
I don't want to die. Coke.
Colin
It would be good. You'd like it.
Bo
I got enough in me right now. This is all gonna come around.
Colin
You think so?
Bo
Yes.
Colin
Well, I want to force it out. That's what I'm saying.
Bo
I'm not gonna lie.
Colin
Let me make you. Pew. They'll love it.
Bo
I'm not doing that.
Colin
How much time? What time? Where are we at, Steven? That's my cat's feeder. Don't worry about that.
Bo
We're at about an hour and a half.
Colin
Soup's on.
Bo
Oh, that's good. We're great.
Colin
Okay. We only have a few more questions.
Bo
Perfect. My heart rate has been at about 100 this whole time.
Colin
Has it really?
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
That's so awesome. Bo and Collins supplement stacks. Great question. Lately. I'll do a probiotic 95. That's insane. A probiotic AG1 is in the beginning of the day, of course. All my essential probiotics and prebiotics are in there. I don't need anything else. But I take an extra. And take an extra one just in case because Rocky recommended it to me. A digestive enzyme.
Bo
I saw that in. In your closet.
Colin
Huge.
Bo
Really?
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
What's that do for you?
Colin
Helps me digest.
Bo
Does it, though?
Colin
Enzymatically.
Bo
Because I'm.
Colin
Dude, I'm on point. Oh, yeah.
Bo
Do you remember the text message you sent me this morning?
Colin
That was from Something else, and I.
Bo
Quote, crazy style.
Colin
That doesn't mean bad. It's a lot.
Bo
I think the followup was, I'm squirting.
Colin
No spraying. I didn't take my. Oh, surely. And then I really like the stage flight. I think it's the load in.
Bo
Load in is the pill right?
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Right.
Colin
Or is it lock in?
Bo
Lock in is the powder.
Colin
I think.
Bo
I think. Sorry, Craig.
Colin
If it's load in. Load in is my favorite one. The morning one.
Bo
The morning.
Colin
I love that one.
Bo
Yeah, that one's good. You feel?
Colin
I am really into it. It makes me feel good. Creatine and then creatine. Yeah, the concrete pill version.
Bo
Oh, interesting.
Colin
It's five milligrams.
Bo
Yeah. But how many pills?
Colin
Two.
Bo
Oh, nice.
Colin
One before, one after.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
It's incredible.
Bo
You've been seeing the stuff about taking more than five. No, they're saying that 10 to 20 is actually ideal for most people. £200 and up.
Colin
Really?
Bo
For brain saturation.
Colin
Really?
Bo
That's my algorithm, buddy.
Colin
Oh, wow. Mine is Vegas, Matt. Minus $3,000. Hands of baccarat.
Bo
God, yeah. Creatine in the morning. AG1 in the morning.
Colin
Creatine in the morning.
Bo
As soon as I wake up.
Colin
Really?
Bo
Yeah. It doesn't matter when you take. It does not matter. There's no difference.
Colin
I try to take it within a one hour window of working out.
Bo
I'm sure that's fine. But like, you know that Mike Israel guy, short muscle guy, bald head. Very scientific about how he talks about muscle movement. Very Jack watch. The whole thing where he's like, it just doesn't matter.
Colin
Okay.
Bo
Vitamin K drops. I do a course, an iodine drop. Because I heard I should. I don't know, I haven't really noticed anything, but that's on the agenda. And then magnesium before bed.
Colin
Okay. That helps you. That gives you crazy dreams.
Bo
If I take. So the. The dose is two. I take one because I get scared.
Colin
The. I think the healthiest I ever was was when I was eating a shit ton of salmon every day, which has a lot of Omega 3s.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I don't take an Omega 3 supplement, but I think I've like, physically proved that I respond really well to Omega 3. So something to think about. Thoughts and feelings on misfits at Coachella.
Bo
Who gives a shit?
Colin
I mean, it's deserved. It's one of the greatest bands ever.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
And like, I saw a really funny clip where he's like, we know a lot of songs. What do you guys want to hear? And it's basically like nonsense coming back and he goes, here's Hollywood Babylon.
Bo
That's good.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
I don't know. I. I love that band. I don't care what they do. I don't like they should play everything they want to play. They should get every bag they never got.
Colin
Agreed.
Bo
30 years ago when they. 40 years ago when they started all this, you know.
Colin
Mount Rushmore hardcore albums to get people into hardcore. Why don't you take one more nugget while we answer this question?
Bo
Okay. What were you gonna say?
Colin
MATT R. Hard crime is gay people to net. And this isn't like. Oh, like I do think the average person who's like into TikTok death core. I can't just give them Bad Brain. Self titled Age of Quarrel.
Bo
Totally.
Colin
You know.
Bo
Yeah.
Colin
I got to work them in the right way.
Bo
It makes total sense.
Colin
Satisfaction, I think genuinely has a great mix of fast parts, skank parts, hard breakdowns. I think for the incredible lyrics, I.
Bo
Think for the purpose of this, you'd be better served with perseverance or even perseverance.
Colin
Production, I think is harder to. To dive into than maybe Rise Rise. Brutality would be a good gateway because it's. It's extreme. Very clean, very like produced crystal clean.
Bo
Yeah, that's a. Yeah. So Hate Breed.
Colin
Yeah, the Hate Breed is. Is a great intro to hardcore type band.
Bo
What would the Underdogs.
Colin
What were the Underdogs is incredible. Is like there. That's a great gateway band. Like proven it happens all the time. Yeah. Get. I'm trying to get a guy into hardcore or a girl in the hardcore. What am I giving? I. I mean, Agent Quarrel is that you think so? Because you can give it to him and say like, hey, this is the best of the best. You know, this is like perfectly crafted hardcore music and it's timeless.
Bo
Okay. And then like. And then honestly, Minor Threat, like give them one. It'd be like, this is kind of how it started. This is fast. It's really aggressive. It's gonna be some of the fastest guitars.
Colin
It has a lot of melody and.
Bo
Has melody.
Colin
Yeah. That's good. Those are good answers. Somebody said, could you give us any potential covers you considered for the Everything Comes From Somewhere tribute album that never happened, which was that there was a Twitching Tongues cover album in the works for Forever.
Bo
Uh huh.
Colin
And like Necromantical Screams was going to be on that. Let me see if it's still in my notes. I don't think it is. Wow. Last updated October 2020. In here is judgment, the situation. Deicide. When Satan Rules his World. Carnivore, Carnivore, Megadeth, Go to Hell. Which is from the Bill and Ted's bogus Journey soundtrack. Pearl Jam. Black and Morrissey. You know, I couldn't last. That would be good.
Bo
Wow.
Colin
Because that sums up. You love or hate the guy. That sums up a lot of musicians feelings about the music industry very well.
Bo
As well as Black Cloud. The end of Black Cloud. Is it Black Cloud that you don't.
Colin
Like me but you love me the way you're wrong? No, it's.
Bo
Is it. You're gonna miss me when I'm gonna.
Colin
What is that song called?
Bo
I don't know.
Colin
Whoa. Stomach St. Did you hear that? That was crazy. Favorite tattoo you both have and what you'd like to get next. I think we've answered that. My back piece is my favorite thing.
Bo
I love probably my Metallicat tattoo.
Colin
Yeah, that's good. I got to finish. I got to finish this whole thing.
Bo
I got to fix it up. But I love that one. I also have my chest piece, too. Yeah.
Colin
What's the best band to ever be involved with or make a film score? It's Nine Inch Nails.
Bo
It's not even close.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
You listen to. You know where it started with the 7 soundtrack.
Colin
Really? Yeah.
Bo
I think that was one of his first things. There's like a remix of Closer in the whole intro of seven with all the splicing.
Colin
Easily not even close. Best song from the Tony Hawk soundtrack. Primus. Jerry was a race car driver Boy.
Bo
Who destroyed the world.
Colin
That's a good one.
Bo
AFI.
Colin
I think there's a 25 life song in one of those soundtracks, so that's a good one, too.
Bo
Tony Hawk Underground had Alkaline Trio, the Explosion, Kiss.
Colin
Yeah.
Bo
Sick. Oh, my God. I can't wait to throw up.
Colin
I would just. Just eat another one and then throw up. Come on. No, you're at 59. No, allegedly. I don't actually know what you're at, but the counter says 59. Wouldn't you like to hit 60?
Bo
Like, what if I. More. More. What if I'm already in six season?
Colin
There's not. It's not possible.
Bo
It's definitely possible.
Colin
No, there's no way. No, it's not possible. We'll see, but I don't think so. Wouldn't you like to for sure be at 16?
Bo
But that's two behind.
Colin
We don't know that either.
Bo
Okay, do it.
Colin
Yeah, buddy. The big six zero. Allegedly.
Bo
I'm not eating another one. I'm not eating another one. I'm not even.
Colin
Don't you want to hit 61 best album with the worst production? That's a great question.
Bo
It's a great question.
Colin
The Sandblack Church self titled ep. It sounds horrendous and I love it. I love every second of how bad it sounds. That. That might be my pick.
Bo
Straight ahead. I listened to it today at the gym.
Colin
You don't like it?
Bo
I just think, like, it sounds bad. I like it.
Colin
Oh, I love the way Breakaway sounds.
Bo
I like it. But it objectively sounds the.
Colin
The side by side. Side by side record versus demos may be the biggest disparity in like, wow, this demo sounds fucking miserable. And then the record is like, oh, my God, it's unbelievable. I love the way Breakaway sounds and the Warzone songs. The comp songs sound like ass. But I also like that. Yeah, Breakaway, Breakaway. I really like the production.
Bo
But. But to be honest, do you think that's because you love that record or do you think it's. You think you. You would use that production on something you did?
Colin
I think if I was making music like that, maybe like, I think the bass tone is fucking like the. Like, that's perfect. Fast, hardcore, twangy bass tone, you know, I like that type of. But yeah, I mean, it doesn't sound modern at all, but I think it's like so of the time that it. It's definitely of the perfect thing. What's worse, a bad meal or a bad movie Meal?
Bo
I would say meal's gonna be more expensive.
Colin
But a bad movie while I'm in the theater and I, like, don't choose to leave. Horrible.
Bo
But you still got your snack. You're still out having a little date night.
Colin
Whatever I. I get. I would say because bad meal. I can go. I don't want to eat this.
Bo
But you don't. Oh, I see what you're saying.
Colin
You know, I'll eat another meal.
Bo
You can, like, start. Yeah, okay.
Colin
Bad movie. After I've seen it, I'll be like, what?
Bo
But you're gonna pay.
Colin
I will never get that.
Bo
You're gonna pay for both.
Colin
Time is more important than money, you know?
Bo
Yeah. You're gonna spend. All right.
Colin
Time is more.
Bo
You'll spend as much time eating on this dinner. I don't know.
Colin
We'll never know.
Bo
Oh.
Colin
Youth Crew revival in the big 2025, right? Probably.
Bo
I hope so.
Colin
I think the youth are reviving.
Bo
I mean, what's funny is we've been through one. Yeah, like, I. I've been through one Youth Crew revival.
Colin
It wasn't Great.
Bo
It wasn't. I mean, it was cool, but it wasn't, like, huge. No, because there was still, like. Like beat down and like, all the stuff you would expect, which.
Colin
That'll never go away because that is still like, the most popular style of hardcore. Like Mashable. Highly Mashable. Hardcore is still gonna forever be in fashion.
Bo
Absolutely.
Colin
But. And, you know, once the kids start circle fitting, maybe I. I think Straight Edge being in once again will help youth group revive.
Bo
And. I don't know, dude, I threw on Wide Awake, the Wide Awake demo today.
Colin
Crazy can't make it. All right, last question. Kind of. Kind of related to what we just talked about. What's the direction you'd like to see hardcore go that it hasn't before? Or is there a sound that has been done before, but you don't think it was fully expanded on?
Bo
Push the button. Push it.
Colin
61. Allegedly.
Bo
Oh.
Colin
And that's all she wrote, folks.
Bo
He.
Colin
You know, he's great and all, but he's. He's no mirror. He was no match for the. For the Nugget master. That's what they call. That's what they're calling me these days. You know, everybody thought 88 was a. Was light work. They thought I was a bitch. They thought I was a pussy. They. They don't know that. They don't know what went into this. But I'm proud of you. You did one more than you really expected, right?
Bo
No one thought that of you. You just said you were gonna do 200.
Colin
I still could.
Bo
Stop.
Colin
SA.
HardLore Podcast Summary: “Bo Tries to Eat 200 Nuggets (A HardLore Special)”
Episode Information:
The episode centers around an entertaining and stomach-churning challenge where Bo Lueders attempts to consume 200 chicken nuggets live on air. This segment is filled with humorous banter and shows the camaraderie between the hosts.
Initial Setup:
“Which made us think, really, what would happen if this year, Bo attempted the 200 nugget challenge?” [01:03]
“I’d love to clarify that... it's gonna be more fun for them, which is ultimately our goal.” [01:44]
Challenge Progression:
“You're starting to get full.” [19:17]
“I think you're killing it, dude.” [28:54]
Humorous Struggles:
“This feels better standing.” [56:25]
“I want you to puke in the toilet.” [55:40]
The hosts delve into the stresses and frustrations prevalent in the music industry, especially focusing on touring dynamics and the overshadowing influence of social media.
Industry Challenges:
Bo: Highlights the lack of valuing his time and the issues faced during tours, such as prolonged hours in vans.
“Not valuing my time, which is kind of the most frustrating thing about life in general.” [16:30]
Colin: Discusses how the music itself is often secondary to promotional activities, lamenting the current state where social media dominates artist interactions.
“I think the music being secondary, I think is frustrating.” [17:19]
Social Media’s Impact:
“It's all social media.” [17:02]
The episode features extensive discussions on favorite bands, notable covers by hardcore bands, and the evolution of the hardcore genre.
Favorite Bands and Covers:
Bo: “One of the earliest songs I ever downloaded... H2O covering Like a Prayer.” [10:56]
Colin: “Blackened by Metallica has a legit breakdown.” [40:52]
Evolution and Revival:
Colin: “What is something else you can definitely eat 200 of grains of rice. Cheap ass potato chips.” [06:35]
Bo: “Feels very DIY.” [06:40]
Fitness and nutrition are hot topics as both hosts share their workout routines, supplement stacks, and dietary habits.
Workout Routines:
Bo: “I'll tell you right now. Lat raises.” [50:53]
Colin: “I'm an unbelievable long jumper.” [43:29]
Diet and Supplements:
Colin: “All my essential probiotics and prebiotics are in there.” [91:17]
Bo: “Vitamin K drops... magnesium before bed.” [94:25]
The hosts share personal stories and favorite films, adding a personal touch to the episode.
Scary Moments Outdoors:
Bo: “It was like one of the most beautiful I've ever seen.” [48:46]
Favorite Movies:
Bo: “The Godfather, probably part one.” [45:30]
Colin: “Little Shop of Horrors. That's easy.” [45:12]
Interests beyond music, such as gaming and equipment preferences, are discussed, showcasing the hosts' diverse passions.
Gaming Interests:
Bo: “The laptop gun from Perfect Dark.” [64:36]
Colin: “The Golden Gun from GoldenEye.” [64:51]
Equipment Preferences:
Colin: “Playing drums in New Balance 990v3 has changed my life.” [81:40]
Bo: “I'm digging the Solomons lately...” [81:17]
The hosts discuss their future projects, including upcoming tours and potential events.
Upcoming Tours:
Bo: “It’s a great tour. Good routing.” [26:38]
Potential Events:
Colin: “Hard Lore Fest should be a thing.” [26:08]
The episode concludes with reflections on past experiences and the evolving landscape of the hardcore scene.
Youth Crew Revival:
Bo: “I think we're really into... it's a lot scary.” [26:18]
Colin: “Youth are reviving.” [103:27]
Industry Evolution:
Colin: “Hardcore is still gonna forever be in fashion.” [103:26]
Bo: “Absolutely.” [103:27]
Notable Quotes:
Colin Young:
“The music being secondary, I think is frustrating.” [17:19]
Bo Lueders:
“Not valuing my time, which is kind of the most frustrating thing about life in general.” [16:30]
Colin Young:
“They’re always making improvements. So even if you got the 4.0, check out the 5.0.” [52:47]
Bo Lueders:
“I'm starving.” [04:47]
Colin Young:
“Imagine that was the end.” [15:02]
Conclusion:
This special episode of HardLore offers a blend of intense challenge, insightful discussions on the hardcore music industry, personal anecdotes, and the hosts' diverse interests. Colin and Bo engage listeners with their dynamic interactions, humorous exchanges, and genuine passion for music and life on tour. Whether you're a hardcore enthusiast or new to the scene, this episode delivers a comprehensive and entertaining dive into the world of HardLore.