HardLore Presents: WHEEL OF LORE-TUNE w/ Mongrel, Cosmic Joke and Cyadine

Summary

Podcast Summary: HardLore Presents: WHEEL OF LORCHIN with Mongrel, Cosmic Joke, and Cyanadine

Release Date: June 5, 2025
Hosts: Colin Young & Bo Lueders
Guest Bands: Mongrel, Cosmic Joke, Cyanadine
Location: Edgeman Screen Printing, Detroit, Michigan

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Introduction and Game Setup

The inaugural episode of "Wheel of Lorchin" kicks off with host Colin Young welcoming listeners from Detroit, Michigan, setting the stage at Edgeman Screen Printing. Colin, alongside co-host Bo Lueders, introduces the competitive yet friendly game designed to determine the smartest band on their label outside of the prominent Firestarter and Greenwich.

Key Points:

• Hosts' Background: Colin Young is known for his work with Twitching Tongues & God's Hate, while Bo Lueders is associated with Harms Way.
• Competition: Three bands—Mongrel, Cosmic Joke, and Cyanadine—are pitted against each other in a trivia-style game focusing on hardcore, punk, and metal lore.

Notable Quote:

• [00:28] Colin: “It's like something exciting happened. It's crazy.”

Participants and Initial Rounds

The game begins with the introduction of the participating bands. Colin highlights Mongrel's intense performances, Cosmic Joke's recent achievements, and the fresh energy of their newest signing, Cyanadine.

Key Points:

• Mongrel: Described as having a "scary set" with high-energy performances.
• Cosmic Joke: Recognized for their hard-hitting tracks and solid presence.
• Cyanadine: A young and promising band from Detroit, adding a vibrant dynamic to the competition.

Notable Quote:

• [02:08] Bo: “They ripped. They're so young.”

Gameplay Mechanics and Challenges

The core of the episode revolves around a game akin to "Wheel of Fortune," where participants spin a wheel to determine categories and perform specific actions while answering trivia questions. Points are awarded based on correct answers, with Cosmic Joke quickly leading the scoreboard.

Key Points:

• Categories: Varied themes such as "Banger," "Detroit Hardcore," "Couple Tracks," "Hilarious Wikipedias," and more.
• Challenges: Participants must perform actions like doing a Yoda voice, making loud noises, or humbing riffs when certain wheel segments are landed on.
• Scoring: Cosmic Joke secures early points, demonstrating their knowledge and quick thinking.

Notable Quotes:

• [03:40] Colin: “So in order to make a guess, they got to do whatever this wheel tells them to do.”
• [06:29] Colin: “Cause I've been hearing it's for fans of Master Killer.”

Highlights and Key Moments

Throughout the episode, several memorable moments stand out as bands navigate the challenging questions and categories.

Key Points:

• Cosmic Joke's Dominance: Early points by Cosmic Joke set a competitive tone, with standout performances in categories like "Bible."
• Cyanadine's Struggles: Despite their enthusiasm, Cyanadine faces difficulties in categories like "Hilarious Wikipedias," reflecting their relative newness.
• Interactive Fun: The hosts maintain a lively and humorous atmosphere, encouraging contestants to engage creatively with the challenges.

Notable Quotes:

• [09:20] Colin: “Lou Reed. Yeah, Lou Reed. Couple tracks.”
• [12:35] Bo: “You guys respond to texts when I need you most.”

Conclusion and Winner Announcement

As the game progresses, Cosmic Joke maintains their lead, while Mongrel and Cyanadine strive to catch up. The competitive spirit is palpable, with hosts and contestants alike showcasing their passion for the hardcore music scene.

Key Points:

• Final Scores: Cosmic Joke emerges as the clear winner, demonstrating superior knowledge and teamwork.
• Acknowledgments: Hosts congratulate all participating bands, highlighting the thriving Detroit hardcore community.
• Future Episodes: Hints at more streamlined and engaging formats in upcoming "Wheel of Lorchin" episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• [91:21] Colin: “Cosmic Joke is the winner. This was Wheel of Lin, the first one. It'll be somewhere much shorter next time.”
• [91:30] Bo: “Thank you, guys. Have a great night.”

Overall Insights

This episode of HardLore’s "Wheel of Lorchin" successfully combines competitive trivia with the vibrant energy of Detroit’s hardcore scene. The interactions between hosts and bands create an engaging and entertaining experience, showcasing both the knowledge and camaraderie within the community.

Key Takeaways:

• Community Focused: Emphasizes the strong bonds and mutual respect among bands in the hardcore, punk, and metal scenes.
• Engaging Format: The game-based structure keeps the content dynamic and interactive, making it accessible for listeners unfamiliar with the participating bands.
• Future Potential: Sets a promising foundation for future episodes, with potential for more diverse challenges and deeper insights into touring life and band dynamics.

Final Quote:

• [91:33] Colin: “Detroit. Hardcore is such a beautiful place. It's such a beautiful thing. We're so happy to see it thriving the way it is.”

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For more stories and insights into the hardcore, punk, and metal scenes, tune into future episodes of HardLore.

Transcript

[Colin]

Brand new Hard Lore shirts available [e-mail] while supplies last. Wow.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

Wow. What an explosion.

[Nikki]

Unbelievable.

[Colin]

It's like something exciting happened. It's crazy. Welcome to. Welcome, everybody, to Wheel of Lar. Holy.

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Colin]

All right. Welcome to the first ever Wheel of Lorchin. Everybody live in Detroit, Michigan, at Edgeman Screen Printing. Everybody give it up for Edgman. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Love it.

[Colin]

So, you know, we're not gonna put any money on the line. It's just bragging rights. And so we're gonna play this game a little differently tonight.

[Nikki]

Yep.

[Colin]

We are pitting three bands against each other for domination. It means they're the smartest band on the label that isn't Firestarter or Greenwich, because they're right. But tonight, we have Mongrel. Give it up.

[Nikki]

Scary, scary set. Scary.

[Colin]

They just played minutes ago, so if there's blood in the camera lens. Thank you. Give it up for cosmic Joe hard lore001.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

And our newest signing is Cyan from Detroit, Michigan. That's.

[Nikki]

They ripped. They're so young.

[Colin]

Let's get our singers up here. We're gonna start with the front men. Come on up, fellas.

[Nikki]

We got Mac. Everybody's coming up. We're gonna do. We're gonna do instruments versus instruments. Mack, this is your mic right here.

[Colin]

They're coming. They're coming.

[Nikki]

Come on up.

[Colin]

Come on, Connor. Yeah. Big sexy.

[Nikki]

All right, here we go.

[Colin]

Show. We got Turd Ferguson up here. All right, now, gentlemen, here's how this is going to work. When we. First off, you're going to pick a color. We're going to spin. Now. You can flip it. Bo. You're good, bro. Okay, this is Bona White tonight, everybody, give it up for Bona White. So here's how this is going to work. We're going to spin to figure out who goes first.

[Nikki]

So, Mack, without looking, pick a color. Purple.

[Colin]

There's. Okay. You get blue. You get dark blue.

[Nikki]

Dark blue. Perfect. Close enough.

[Colin]

Connor, pick a color, would you?

[Nikki]

Green. Green. Favorite color.

[Colin]

Red.

[Nikki]

Red. All right.

[Colin]

Should I. I think you should. Bo.

[Nikki]

Red, baby. Turd Turd is up.

[Colin]

Wow.

[Nikki]

Now, I know you guys can't read what this says, but this is actually. Since we're not doing money, this is what we're wagering, so to speak.

[Colin]

So in order to make a guess, they got to do whatever this wheel tells them to do. He just landed on Yoda, so he's got to do the Yoda voice when he guesses a letter for this next puzzle. And the category is Banger.

[Nikki]

Banger.

[Colin]

Oh, you have to spin kick for a vowel as well. Just so.

[Nikki]

Yeah, that's.

[Colin]

But you gotta be. Do the Yoda voice first.

[Nikki]

I can't hear shit.

[Colin]

Oh, Yoda.

[Nikki]

You gotta do. You gotta ask for a letter in a Yoda. If you want a vowel, you gotta do a spin kick.

[Colin]

Letter M. I want. There's one M, right?

[Nikki]

M, yeah.

[Colin]

Wow. We got an M. Outstanding. You're gonna have to spin that wheel. Walk on over and spin that wheel, brother.

[Nikki]

Hit it.

[Colin]

Hit it.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Wow.

[Colin]

What do we got? Oh, Animal. You have to. Is it animal or is it blue Loud?

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah.

[Colin]

Oh, you got to make the loudest noise you possibly can.

[Nikki]

You got to turn around and just make the loudest noise you possibly can.

[Colin]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Nikki]

It's pretty good.

[Colin]

All right, pick a letter. No, you can just stay over here and shout the letter.

[Nikki]

He got. He's got a mic. All right, letter.

[Colin]

Give me G. Oh, no, you don't have to do Yoda every time.

[Nikki]

Just.

[Colin]

I don't have to do Yoda again. No, no, no, you did good. Y over G. No G. Sorry, buddy.

[Nikki]

So should we go to Mac?

[Colin]

Yeah, we're going to Mac now. Mac Miller, one of my best friends on this planet, singer of Cosmic Joke. Give it up. Give it up one more time. Yeah, it's gonna be a while.

[Nikki]

Spinner Mac.

[Colin]

Spinner Mac. I do love that you're making us do voices after we just blew out. Yeah, exactly. You're done.

[Nikki]

Yeah, you're good. You sounded great.

[Colin]

Not anymore. Oh, this is easy. Name a bald guy. You can't say me.

[Nikki]

You can't say you.

[Colin]

No, you can say him. Patrick Stewart. Excellent.

[Nikki]

Excellent. That's Sir Patrick. Sir Patrick.

[Colin]

All right, once again, the category is banger.

[Nikki]

A banger Mac, that starts with Give.

[Colin]

Me a letter or you can solve the puzzle. S. Outstanding.

[Nikki]

We got an S. Outstanding.

[Colin]

You can spin again or you can solve the puzzle. You know, I've never listened to hard lore. I've been told to check it out by a lot of people.

[Nikki]

Uh huh.

[Colin]

Cause I've been hearing it's for fans of Master Killer. Wow.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

Outstanding. Outstanding. One point on the board for Cosmic Joke. This is gonna take so much longer.

[Nikki]

Yeah, this is without maybe an hour, hour and a half.

[Colin]

Maybe we cut some down. Maybe every three points. Every three points scored, they're gonna switch instruments. Okay, so it's gonna be the next round, but Cosmic Joke takes first point. Outstanding. All right, he's got to change the board now. Might take a while. Connor. The category is Detroit Hardcore. You gotta spin the wheel, bro. Spin that wheel.

[Nikki]

I forgot, too.

[Colin]

Yeah, here we go.

[Nikki]

That's right. Very good.

[Colin]

Oh, moan. You have to moan.

[Nikki]

You call that a moan?

[Colin]

All right.

[Nikki]

You call that a moment?

[Colin]

Hit me.

[Nikki]

Can I get an L? You can't.

[Colin]

No l. Sorry. Chris, you're up. Cyan. Here we go.

[Nikki]

Next.

[Colin]

Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel.

[Nikki]

You're on the hat. Oh, cool.

[Colin]

What do we got?

[Nikki]

Bald.

[Colin]

Name a bald guy.

[Nikki]

Patrick Stewart.

[Colin]

No, no, no.

[Nikki]

Oh, he did.

[Colin]

He already said that.

[Nikki]

Oh, how hot are you, J.K. simmons. He's bald. All right, all right, all right. Now you want to try to pick a letter.

[Colin]

Detroit Parkour. Or you can spin kick for Valley.

[Nikki]

It's a tight, tight spot.

[Colin]

Little kick. No R. No R. Sorry, no R. Detroit Hardcore is the category, and you got to think about it, that it's us doing it.

[Nikki]

So keep in mind, all of this is hard.

[Colin]

It's Wheel of Lordship. Yeah. Go ahead, Mac.

[Nikki]

Thank you.

[Colin]

Macho Man. You have to do the Macho man voice. When you guess a letter, you have to meck.

[Nikki]

Sorry.

[Colin]

It's the same as Kool Aid man, if you're more familiar with him. Either way, it's. Oh, yeah, let me get an S. Oh, yeah, you got 1s.

[Nikki]

And this is an apostrophe. Yeah, that's not a mistake.

[Colin]

You can wheel. Will you spin? Should I spin harder? Yeah, spin harder. What the was that?

[Nikki]

Oh, you got a moan right up in that mic.

[Colin]

Come on, man.

[Nikki]

Come on. Get real close.

[Colin]

Just do it. We're friends. What did they already guess? No, they mo.

[Nikki]

You have to remember. You have to remember that, bro.

[Colin]

Yeah, that's T.1T.1T.

[Nikki]

He knows he's got it.

[Colin]

Somebody's got it already. Yeah, spin that wheel.

[Nikki]

All right, Hetfield, best het Field impression.

[Colin]

You gotta do the Hetfield voice. Front of you. You guess the letter.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

I wish I could think of this band. Who?

[Nikki]

Well, I mean, we didn't say. No one said it was a band.

[Colin]

I just said Detroit Hardcore.

[Nikki]

Just said Detroit Hardcore. Five. Oh, yeah. Yes. Hit it.

[Colin]

You do a little guy? A little guy? Yeah.

[Nikki]

What's the vow, brother?

[Colin]

All right. What's the vow? What vowel? Hey, hey, hey.

[Nikki]

1A.

[Colin]

1A. Once again, it's gonna be a long night.

[Nikki]

Not necessarily musical at all, really.

[Colin]

It's just Detroit Hardcore. Oh, perfect.

[Nikki]

One more. Do it as Macho man, though.

[Colin]

Can I guess? Yeah, you can solve the puzzle. Jets, pizza.

[Nikki]

Oh, the fuck?

[Colin]

I'm sweating my hotel like the dickens. Great jobs. Cosmic jokes. Got two.

[Nikki]

Two points.

[Colin]

Mongrel and Sinai, we got. We're going to have to pick it up. Connor, you're up next. We gotta, we gotta, we gotta. I, I, I don't know. It's not an easy one at all. I don't know what I'm talking about. The category. Connor, you're up. The category is Couple Tracks. I'm spinning, right? Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, yes, you're spinning, brother.

[Colin]

Yeah. All right. You gotta make the loudest noise you possibly can.

[Nikki]

Perfect.

[Colin]

Perfect.

[Nikki]

Outstanding. That was amazing. All right. Couple tracks. Three, four letters. Three letters. Four letters. Let me get a B.

[Colin]

No B, Sadly, B's got many tracks. All right, here we go. Hit me. Spin that wheel. You can just stay by the wheel when it's return and just shout it. I feel like you'll be fine.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I can spin it too.

[Colin]

I guess you can, but what's the fun in that, you know? What do we got?

[Nikki]

Give me an S, governor.

[Colin]

I can't, sadly. There's no S. Sorry about that. Yeah, Mac. Oh, God. He's going for the three pieces. Here we go. You have to say something nice about us.

[Nikki]

Both of us. And not just Colin, your best friend.

[Colin]

Us. You have to say something nice about us. You guys respond to texts when I need you most. Excellent.

[Nikki]

Thank you.

[Colin]

That's really good. Just solve it. D. Yeah, we got one D. I'll give you. Yeah, outstanding.

[Nikki]

I can't spell, so this is very challenging for me.

[Colin]

Outstanding.

[Nikki]

And you guys can't even see it.

[Colin]

All right, Max, spin one more time for me, would you?

[Nikki]

Bo's got nowhere to go.

[Colin]

Oh, you gotta do Yoda.

[Nikki]

That sucks.

[Colin]

What would Yoda. Guess has a couple tracks.

[Nikki]

Cantina Band.

[Colin]

Was that an R? Oh, we got an R. I'll give.

[Nikki]

You one R. Come on, Mac.

[Colin]

Outstanding. Just solve it, Mac. Spin one more time and then you solve it. Or you can spin kick for a vowel. Oh, Hetfield. What would James Hetfield. Dude, Guess. This is perfect.

[Nikki]

Listen, really think about this, Mac.

[Colin]

Oh, he would be so psyched.

[Nikki]

One could say.

[Colin]

Oh. Oh.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

Fuck yeah.

[Nikki]

Foul.

[Colin]

That was his third spin kick ever, realistically.

[Nikki]

EE.

[Colin]

Lou Reed. Yeah, Lou Reed. Couple tracks.

[Nikki]

They made a record together. That's amazing. Really good. That's three points.

[Colin]

And that's it. Cosmic Joke to first to three in a sweep, guys.

[Nikki]

Thank you, boys.

[Colin]

Outstanding. All right, let's get, let's get drummers. Next. Drummers. Let's get my drummers up here. Next. Yeah, okay, Come on. No, just come. You can go. I'll Come up. That's the thing. Yeah. Wow, we're crushing this.

[Nikki]

All right, I think cyan is like absolutely too young for all of our.

[Colin]

No, they're doing great. All right, so Mongrel's gonna go next. You ready? Yeah. All right. Spin that wheel, spinner. Oh, the category is hilarious Wikipedias. You gotta do Yoda.

[Nikki]

Yoda. It's okay.

[Colin]

Army.

[Nikki]

Have one.

[Colin]

You really do.

[Nikki]

R. No Rs.

[Colin]

No R, no S. No Rs. Benny, spin that wheel.

[Nikki]

Here we go. God, you look sharp. Sharp dressed man.

[Colin]

Every guy's crazy about a sharp dress, man. British.

[Nikki]

He's British, isn't he?

[Colin]

What would a British guy guess is a hilarious Wikipedia. I am too young for this.

[Nikki]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colin]

No, no, no, you're fine. Just say letters or you know, letters.

[Nikki]

Wikipedia is like a website.

[Colin]

No, no, no, no. That's not. Do you have an eye?

[Nikki]

Oh, that was really good. Yes, there is one eye.

[Colin]

We do. Oh, you got a stick pic as well. There's a vowel that's so in the letter in the Alphabet.

[Nikki]

Oh, but that's a nice vowel. We followed.

[Colin]

We've all.

[Nikki]

We're giving that one. Sorry about that. That's A. That's on me. That's on.

[Colin]

No. So you have to spin cake. You did the vowel. Oh yeah.

[Nikki]

You got a spin cake. It's confusing.

[Colin]

It's our fault.

[Nikki]

Spin the wheel.

[Colin]

You got to do it anyway.

[Nikki]

Is that green?

[Colin]

You look great.

[Nikki]

Oh, it matches.

[Colin]

Oh, damn. He works here, by the way. He works at Edgem, so.

[Nikki]

Wow, that was really good.

[Colin]

All right, what do we got? You guessed you wheeled Hetfield. So what would Hetfield guess?

[Nikki]

What's next?

[Colin]

James Hetfield, Metallica.

[Nikki]

Couple tracks.

[Colin]

I'm honestly lost on what I'm supposed to be doing. You guess a letter.

[Nikki]

Oh, guess a letter. Ask James Hetfield. A B.

[Colin]

No B. But great guess.

[Nikki]

Great guess. That's a good guess. All right.

[Colin]

All right, Nikki, little fish.

[Nikki]

I'll tell you the answer if you give me your shirt.

[Colin]

Yes. Oh, Hetfield again. He's really popular.

[Nikki]

Popular name, biggest band.

[Colin]

So what would James Heffield guess is a hilarious Wikipedia. What was guessed already that we didn't have?

[Nikki]

You gotta remember that. That's. That's not how it's played.

[Colin]

All right.

[Nikki]

M. It's a good guess.

[Colin]

No M, but that's kind of what Hetfield would first get.

[Nikki]

Yeah, for sure. I like.

[Colin]

What do we got? Hate Breed. You gotta hum a Hate breed riff. Just like straight up. No, like in like an exact hatebreed riff. Very good. You guess any letter you want, really, except for a vowel.

[Nikki]

Do we have an S?

[Colin]

Yeah, we sure do.

[Nikki]

Go again.

[Colin]

Yeah, yeah, you can go again. Or you can solve the puzzle if you. If you're so inclined. Wikipedia. Hilarious. Wikipedia.

[Nikki]

Funny.

[Colin]

We got H. Yes. Give me another. Good one.

[Nikki]

Two sets.

[Colin]

Very good.

[Nikki]

Do we have an M?

[Colin]

No, we. Somebody already guessed M and they. They didn't have it either, so you. You can't. Jake. All right, Benny, let's get. Let's bring it home, would you? This is going to be a long night. What do we got? Yoda.

[Nikki]

Imagine Yoda on his little green computer looking stuff up, laughing. Oh, gee, Patty. Damn it.

[Colin]

You know. No, no, but that was a really good guess. It was a good letter, but no. Nikki, hit me, brother.

[Nikki]

It's like a top 26 letter easily.

[Colin]

Good to know. Oh, you have to make an animal sound.

[Nikki]

Anyone, literally.

[Colin]

Just pick anyone.

[Nikki]

Any animal.

[Colin]

You can't pick a fish because we don't know what they sound like.

[Nikki]

He's always thinking about fish, this guy. Bull. Really, really good.

[Colin]

All right, you could solve the puzzle, or you can guess a letter, I guess. I really want you to solve the puzzle. Can I get an H? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, there's two. Oh, my God.

[Colin]

Do I have to spin to solve? No. Shai Hulud. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Look up the Wikipedia.

[Colin]

It's a blast. If you haven't seen the list of band members on the Shihalud Wikipedia, stop this right now and get searching. Former frontman Mike Moynihan in the room. That's four for Cosmic Joke. There's probably a baseball player or a drummer in here, too. Give it up to them.

[Nikki]

All right, who wants to solve the puzzle?

[Colin]

Mongrels. Got to do it. Okay, category. Bible.

[Nikki]

Bible. Bible.

[Colin]

Oh, not today. You got to moan and tell me.

[Nikki]

Perfect. That's what we're looking for.

[Colin]

Really?

[Nikki]

This is really good. M. Somehow there's no end in this puzzle.

[Colin]

That is awesome. You could literally couldn't be more wrong. Benny, spin that wheel. That's awesome.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

There were so many options. That's awesome.

[Nikki]

I don't know.

[Colin]

Yeah. All right. What would Yoda say? Once again, we think the Bible is.

[Nikki]

A B. Holy shoot.

[Colin]

There's no B. This is crazy.

[Nikki]

This is like Pulp Fiction when they don't get shot.

[Colin]

This is awesome. All right, Nikki, you've already got four points.

[Nikki]

Take it easy.

[Colin]

This is just greedy.

[Nikki]

All right, Nikki.

[Colin]

Now what would a British guy. I know. They just.

[Nikki]

That's the Bible.

[Colin]

The marvel.

[Nikki]

It's Bible scripture.

[Colin]

S, mate.

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Colin]

There's definitely an S. Definitely an S.

[Nikki]

Hold on, I got.

[Colin]

Yeah, that's. Wait, no, there's one more. Can I. I can solve before. You ready? Satisfaction is the death desire.

[Nikki]

Yeah, the Bible.

[Colin]

Wow.

[Nikki]

Am.

[Colin]

All right, this category. You ready? You ready? The category. Hela. Unvaxxed.

[Nikki]

Just like. No way.

[Colin]

You know, like unvaxed as.

[Nikki]

Oh, British Not. Then.

[Colin]

Give me an R. An R?

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Colin]

Great guess. Hit me again.

[Nikki]

Really good.

[Colin]

Really great guest. Oh, my brother's here.

[Nikki]

Hey, Taylor.

[Colin]

My brother's here. Yeah, Hatfield, hella backs. Oh, what would Hetfield.

[Nikki]

Also hella on Dax.

[Colin]

I'll tell you what, give me an S. S. No, that was a really good guess, though. Very good guess, Benny. I don't know if I don't know this has reached the 30 and under news cycle yet.

[Nikki]

Oh, British.

[Colin]

Yeah, right. British. The Brits are obsessed with the unbaxxed. Who's hella unbaxxed? Can I get a T? Yeah, you can. You can actually get two T's. This is probably my favorite one, by the way. But, yeah, keep going. You gotta spin again. Yeah, yeah, you gotta spin. I forgot, too. I was. I was like.

[Nikki]

I cannot imagine how hot you are right now. I'm melting. Thank you. I appreciate it. Okay.

[Colin]

Oh, British. Again.

[Nikki]

Again.

[Colin]

Slow.

[Nikki]

I'm green. That's why we were missing one.

[Colin]

Yeah, true, true.

[Nikki]

We it up.

[Colin]

Nah, nah, hit me. Dude, don't help him. He's a grown boy. Can I get an A and an E? An E, That's a vowel, so you'll have to spin kick. You have the spin kick for a vowel. It's the rules. Outstanding. Outstanding. It's a lot of letters, but again, you're under 30, therefore this is going to be tough.

[Nikki]

I'm really sorry.

[Colin]

Cosmic joke is red over there. Oh. Oh. What is that loud? You gotta make a really loud noise while you guess who is hella unvaxxed.

[Nikki]

You can. Yeah, yeah. Don't blow out the mic, but, you know.

[Colin]

That'S good. Who's hella unvaxed? I couldn't tell you.

[Nikki]

Yeah. No.

[Colin]

So the letters, you know, use letters.

[Nikki]

Yeah, any letter.

[Colin]

Letters. Any letter. Yeah. Except for a vowel.

[Nikki]

Except for a vowel.

[Colin]

Except for a vowel. Yeah, but what if I spin? You better. You can do it.

[Nikki]

We can.

[Colin]

But again, this is gonna be a long night, so let's. Oh, an A. Yeah, that's a vowel, so you'll have to spin.

[Nikki]

Yeah, you can do it.

[Colin]

In place.

[Nikki]

He's so good at this, he kicked his own hat.

[Colin]

That's A lot of letters. Give me one more spin.

[Nikki]

He's not gonna know who it is once it's finished.

[Colin]

Well, he can just guess letters until he figures out, and then he'll learn something today.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, right into that mic.

[Colin]

Give me a moan. An I. That's a fucking vowel, Ben.

[Nikki]

Do I.

[Colin]

Yes. It's a vow. Again. Hella.

[Nikki]

Just the least Vax guy. Love him personally.

[Colin]

Couldn't. Couldn't love him more. Hell and backs. Yeah, you're up again. You got to spin again. I'm trying to see if I can look at it and figure it out, but that ain't happening.

[Nikki]

So, no, I don't think you'll even know.

[Colin]

Fuming and what he does.

[Nikki]

Nice.

[Colin]

Nice. It says moan. Just moan, man.

[Nikki]

A C. Yeah, yeah.

[Colin]

And, yeah, people from Boston are at home just like, dude my age is showing, right? Yeah, yeah, it's a 22. Young. You never even seen Good Burger, dude.

[Nikki]

You ever seen the movie Clueless?

[Colin]

Oh, you seen Good Burger? No, no, don't worry about it.

[Nikki]

Don't worry about it.

[Colin]

Oh, you got a hum a hate breed riff. You know any of those?

[Nikki]

You can make one up.

[Colin]

It's okay if you. No. If you don't do it, you can't go, oh, this is part of the learning process.

[Nikki]

Great point.

[Colin]

This is where I have imposter syndrome, folks. Okay, now you're doing good. You could go.

[Nikki]

Perfect.

[Colin]

He's 22. I'll give it to him. He's learning.

[Nikki]

Last breath.

[Colin]

Good. All right.

[Nikki]

Last breath.

[Colin]

All right. This is gonna be a long night. Okay.

[Nikki]

Jesus Christ. How does he keep doing it?

[Colin]

Just. Just, like, make up a name. There's, like, four options. It. That's awesome.

[Nikki]

I don't blame you. I totally understand what's happening, but this is crazy.

[Colin]

I love this guy to. If that helps.

[Nikki]

Yeah, love him. Why don't you.

[Colin]

Does that help?

[Nikki]

Could you talk like him a little bit? Maybe sing like him a little bit?

[Colin]

That was good. That's exactly what he sounds like. He's a real rascal, this guy.

[Nikki]

Yeah, that's the impression that I get. Really?

[Colin]

I'm going to see the name be pissed after this, I bet, huh? Did you. Did you say a letter? No, I said, did you spin?

[Nikki]

I can spin. Yeah. No, he did.

[Colin]

You did Hate.

[Nikki]

No, he did K, right? Yeah. Take that off. It's ridiculous.

[Colin]

Doing great. You're doing great, Ben. British. Can I get a P?

[Nikki]

No P. No P. Good job.

[Colin]

Oh, Nikki. Nikki. I don't even. Do you need to spin?

[Nikki]

Yeah. Well, if you.

[Colin]

No, you're fine. Dicky Barrett. Yeah.

[Nikki]

He's the singer from the Mighty, Mighty Boss Tones.

[Colin]

They're one of the greatest bands of all time. The Mighty, Mighty Boss Tones. Singer Dicky Barrett, whom we love. Hello. Unback.

[Nikki]

So unbacked.

[Colin]

Oh, no, Bo. This next one. Wait, but that's. Oh, that's it for us, right? We switched. Yeah, you got to switch. Now, let's get bass players real quick while. While Beau's setting up. I want to say that. So Cyan Cold sent me their record via Jimmy, many months ago. I heard it and my first impression was like, I'm not going to put this out, but I'll listen to it. I got about three songs in and was like, I need to put this out no matter what. They recorded this whole record. It's incredible. They had a different guy singing. He quit the band to start a family and doesn't have a girlfriend. The category is band name.

[Nikki]

Band name. Sorry.

[Colin]

I knew that was gonna happen, too. Shout out Hard Lore.

[Nikki]

Hey. All right, Hetfield.

[Colin]

Give me few. Give me five. Give me a T. Which I desire. Wait. T. Oh, there's. So there's. Truly. This is. There's a lot of teas. I'm not gonna lie to you. So just go spin again or solve the puzzle.

[Nikki]

Oh, that's it, actually. Oh, no one.

[Colin]

You got it. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Immediately.

[Colin]

Immediately Clocked.

[Nikki]

Oh, we're running this.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a long night. The scenic route. A W. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there one?

[Nikki]

I think. Just one, I think. Can't read that fast.

[Colin]

All right, Andy, you can't solve. All right.

[Nikki]

I forget.

[Colin]

No, no. Sure.

[Nikki]

Spacing's kind of off. Yeah.

[Colin]

British guy.

[Nikki]

Oh, God. Let me have a H, please.

[Colin]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

H. Holy.

[Colin]

No, no, no. Yeah. Is there first word?

[Nikki]

Yep.

[Colin]

Close. Yeah. Very good.

[Nikki]

It's the.

[Colin]

Yeah. My wife said if I don't win.

[Nikki]

I can't come home.

[Colin]

Yeah. Easy. Outstanding.

[Nikki]

An R, please.

[Colin]

R. Good guess. At least one.

[Nikki]

At least one. Yeah.

[Colin]

Yeah, there's one. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[Nikki]

It's gonna take me longer to erase it than it will for them to guess it. Remember that.

[Colin]

Annie, this is. Yeah.

[Nikki]

I can't. Too bad we weren't playing for money, huh? You'd be.

[Colin]

Oh, I. You have to say something nice about us. Something nice about.

[Nikki]

About both of us.

[Colin]

You guys?

[Nikki]

Yeah, both of us. I love you.

[Colin]

You guys are both sweet. We love you, too. Thank you for putting our record out. Baptized in the gutter. Out now. Hard Lauren days.

[Nikki]

Let's go with An L. L?

[Colin]

Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah.

[Colin]

At least one. That's the letter I needed. Wait.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I'd like to solve. Yeah. The world is a beautiful place and.

[Colin]

I am no longer afraid to die One for mongrel on the moon.

[Nikki]

What's that fucking word?

[Colin]

Be a long night. All right, this is a good one.

[Nikki]

This is a good one.

[Colin]

Why don't you introduce yourself, my young man Hobby.

[Nikki]

Oh, I'm Shane from Sideline.

[Colin]

I play the. God damn.

[Nikki]

I'm sorry, what'd you say?

[Colin]

Holy shit. Is that your. Damn.

[Nikki]

That's real.

[Colin]

I didn't expect. I didn't see that. Thank you. The category here. He's working on it. Category is ska soundtrack. I'd like to. Sal, it's your turn to spin, my good man. I can't wait to hear you talk again. I'll be honest with you.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Please moan.

[Colin]

Oh, yes, you were. You should have been British. I'll be honest. What about an R in it?

[Nikki]

Oh, it's good. There's one R or there's two R's.

[Colin]

Two R's.

[Nikki]

Really good.

[Colin]

Great. Shit.

[Nikki]

Sounded like the dad from the Witch.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah, he does SKA soundtrack.

[Nikki]

Hate Breed riff.

[Colin]

I. I just wonder.

[Nikki]

You can make it up.

[Colin]

I bet you got one.

[Nikki]

April riff.

[Colin]

You got this.

[Nikki]

I'm stumped on that one.

[Colin]

I can't lie. Baritone riff.

[Nikki]

A baritone riff.

[Colin]

Oh, just Something in your voice is inherently baritone.

[Nikki]

Dunn. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Yeah, Puritan. Okay. All right.

[Colin]

All right, Shane, give me a letter.

[Nikki]

Do an A. Did you say A?

[Colin]

Yeah, that's. That is a vowel and there's no A. So I'll save you the spin kick. You can stay over there.

[Nikki]

I like that.

[Colin]

That's nice, Mike.

[Nikki]

All right, Mike Scott. I feel like you have to know this.

[Colin]

Oh, he does. He just wants to have some fun.

[Nikki]

Okay.

[Colin]

Hey, give me a good one.

[Nikki]

Oh, really good.

[Colin]

Very good.

[Nikki]

Really good. That was fun.

[Colin]

An S. No, no. S. No. So there's an S and ska. I was hoping you would get a. That's where I was going. So that was good. That's where I was going with it. Yeah. Then a K. Yeah, no, exactly. All right.

[Nikki]

Soundtrack.

[Colin]

Soundtrack.

[Nikki]

Yoda.

[Colin]

What would Yoda know about Sca Soundtrack? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you see it.

[Nikki]

A T. I'd like.

[Colin]

No, Yoda wouldn't know shit.

[Nikki]

Do you know what it is? I see people like, they're fighting for.

[Colin]

Their lives over here. All right, Shane, give me a. Give me a big spin. The biggest one. Give me the biggest spin. I've ever seen. Say something nice about it. Say something nice about it.

[Nikki]

Oh.

[Colin]

Animal. Give me a big. A really funny animal noise in your beautiful voice. I was going to do a grizzly.

[Nikki]

Bear, but.

[Colin]

Can I make a request? Yeah. Can you do a cow?

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

That's beautiful.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

All right, now you can guess. You please all the puzzle. I want to give it to you so bad. Respectfully.

[Nikki]

Hello. Can I get an eye?

[Colin]

I. That is a vowel, but it's not on here, so you don't have to spin kick. Michael.

[Nikki]

Skin or your teeth.

[Colin]

You got this. Look how out of the loop I am right now, stressing me out. No, you'll be back. Don't worry.

[Nikki]

Yes, little kitty.

[Colin]

Give me an animal.

[Nikki]

Very good. There's a puppy dog.

[Colin]

Puppy dog, Puppy dog. Not a dog. He was a puppy dog.

[Nikki]

He was a puppy dog.

[Colin]

A cute one.

[Nikki]

T. Nope.

[Colin]

Did you say T? T. He said T. No T. There's.

[Nikki]

No T.

[Colin]

There's a T in ska soundtrack, right?

[Nikki]

Maybe you were.

[Colin]

That's where you were going. I figured. Oh, Andy, give me a big moan. Can I get a G? Yes, you can.

[Nikki]

You can get.

[Colin]

Oh, I'd like to solve Good Burger.

[Nikki]

Can't believe it.

[Colin]

Less Than Jake featuring Kel Mitchell. We're all dudes. He's a dude. It's not on streaming, but, you know, those of us have. Have had it downloaded our entire lives would know. I think we got a good one next. Oh, this one's up, dude.

[Nikki]

Keller.

[Colin]

All right, models, picking up cyan. Shannon, I need you to get this one. Okay? You're up next. The category is.

[Nikki]

That's an apostrophe.

[Colin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Category is thing. Hey, Brie, help them out.

[Nikki]

Andy, would you give him a riff? Give him. Give him proven.

[Colin]

Can you just pretend I did the.

[Nikki]

One from last time?

[Colin]

Yeah, you can say whatever he want.

[Nikki]

Whatever keeps you talking. Oh, I can think.

[Colin]

Can I get a tea? You really can.

[Nikki]

Yeah, but he didn't.

[Colin]

That's not bad.

[Nikki]

But he didn't hum. There was no riff.

[Colin]

Yeah, I guess you didn't technically do it. You got to give me a riff.

[Nikki]

Yeah, any. Just hum a riff. Smoke on the Water, for Christ's sake.

[Colin]

We gotta get these kids on hay priests.

[Nikki]

This is sportsmanship. I like this.

[Colin]

Yeah, it is.

[Nikki]

It's really good.

[Colin]

We got to get them on the board. You said T. Okay, you're good. Then you spin again.

[Nikki]

Great job.

[Colin]

Say something nice about.

[Nikki]

Smoke on the Water by Hate Breeding.

[Colin]

Hetfield. You know that guy? You know Fuel. Give it to Me.

[Nikki]

Could I get an E?

[Colin]

You can. After you. Spin, kick. Cause that's a vowel.

[Nikki]

And now you have to. Cause there's a couple.

[Colin]

Yeah. You said I throwed you what? Just kick. Just kick in the air.

[Nikki]

Come right here.

[Colin]

You don't have to. You don't even have to go. Yeah. That was good. That was great. So many E's. None helpful with this answer. I'll be honest with you, Thing.

[Nikki]

I'm just wet.

[Colin]

This one's fucked up. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, that was an incredible spin. Oh, macho, man.

[Nikki]

Finally.

[Colin]

Finally.

[Nikki]

Yo, man, can I get it?

[Colin]

Oh, wow. Yes. But that is a vowel and there's no O, so you don't have to do it.

[Nikki]

I think he's picked vowels, like, the last few times.

[Colin]

Obsessed with vowels. I can't believe there are several in their name. So that makes sense.

[Nikki]

Where are we at with Y on this is why a bottle on Wheel of.

[Colin]

No, no, no, no. Okay, you give it to him.

[Nikki]

Oh, why?

[Colin]

I would like. No. Why? He was. It was smoking. Mirror says Noah.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

Andy, it's going to be a long night. What is that one? Bald name. A bald guy.

[Nikki]

Anyone? Mac Miller?

[Colin]

Yes.

[Nikki]

That count? Good answer.

[Colin]

The best one. Really?

[Nikki]

Can we. Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

[Colin]

Can I get an S? Best one.

[Nikki]

Yes, you can get one.

[Colin]

Absolutely. Can you? The category is thing. Thing.

[Nikki]

You know, it's thing. Can I buy a vowel?

[Colin]

You can Spin. Kick. Whoa. Oh, shit. Can I have an eye?

[Nikki]

No.

[Colin]

Chain spin.

[Nikki]

Big spin. Come on. Here.

[Colin]

It's gonna be good.

[Nikki]

Something nice. Say something nice. Say something nice.

[Colin]

Say something nice about us. Say something nice about. Yes, yes. You have to say something nice about us. I like your tattoos.

[Nikki]

And I like your shirt.

[Colin]

Oh, my God.

[Nikki]

Thank you.

[Colin]

I love them.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

I teared up a little. All right, here we go. Thing can make it a B. No, you know, sadly, you can't. This one is up.

[Nikki]

Khaled is essentially Jigsaw of game shows.

[Colin]

I want to play a game.

[Nikki]

Thing.

[Colin]

I want to play a game Thing.

[Nikki]

Can I get an O?

[Colin]

That's a vowel and there's no O. So you're good.

[Nikki]

It's already been guessed.

[Colin]

Yeah. Come on, Andy. Look, I'll be honest with you. This one sucks, but that's why it's good. Is it, like, not make sense? Oh, well, unless you're here with us.

[Nikki]

It will make sense. Moan for us. Can I get an H?

[Colin]

Yes.

[Nikki]

Yeah, you really can. Now, here's I almost just.

[Colin]

The thing. Categories. The thing. Andy, spin for me or you can solve the puzzle.

[Nikki]

Can I solve.

[Colin]

Here's the. Yeah. Here's the thing. We did it. Three for Mongrel. That's a shift change. Woo.

[Nikki]

Thank you, guys. I really almost said here's the thing.

[Colin]

Yeah, you did. You were like, here's the thing.

[Nikki]

Here's the.

[Colin]

Here's the thing. Let's get. Let's get lead guitar. Lead guitar. That's right. If you want. You want me writing. Oh, this one's long. Yeah, I'll do it.

[Nikki]

You just do lines. Hi, guys. How we doing? Me too. I'm on tour right now. I apologize for my voice being shot. Yeah, you got over ambitious, huh?

[Colin]

I don't know what I'm doing.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I get it. Oh, thank you so much. Wow. Is that the. That's the converted show, right?

[Colin]

Hey, no heckling, man. This episode is brought to you by Mad Vintage.

[Nikki]

Hey, Colin, where'd you get that shirt?

[Colin]

MADD Vintage dot com. Wow. Yeah. That's all you got to do. You go to this website, you. You listen to a band that we talk about on our show. He's got you covered. You're gonna find the shirts you've been looking for your entire life, and this is it. We're passionate about this.

[Nikki]

It's one of our favorite aspects of the thing that we're into. And it's important to note Luke over at Mad Vintage, he's looking to buy, he's looking to trade. He wants to see what you got. You know, you have things you haven't worn in a long time in that.

[Colin]

Closet, and you might sell them to him and see him on this show someday. So let's hurry it up. Hit him up. I want them. Our closets are full, so please get the stuff before we do.

[Nikki]

I can't take anymore.

[Colin]

No, that's code hard lore. 15 for 15 off mad vintage. Back to the episode. All right, the category is gateway. Gateway.

[Nikki]

Now this is. What was it? Let's just be transparent.

[Colin]

Easy.

[Nikki]

This one is like actually what it is. There's no tricks.

[Colin]

So easy.

[Nikki]

It's a gateway.

[Colin]

Oh, no. You're going to be first. You're first. All right, Since Monroe just took the last point. Gateways.

[Nikki]

Gateways.

[Colin]

That's an apostrophe. Oh, thank you. That's what it looks like.

[Nikki]

I'll go back to doing the board next.

[Colin]

You have to say something nice about us. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Into the mic, please. Oh, there's a knock.

[Colin]

I was so excited. Colin, your shirt rules. Hey, thanks, man. Yeah, common answer, but. But hey, hit me with a hit Me with a letter.

[Nikki]

How about hit me with a compliment for both.

[Colin]

Oh, I gotta do both. I'm sorry. No, you know, it's all good. The podcast rules. Yeah, it really does. I'm sorry. All right. No, no, you're good. You're doing great. You played so well earlier. Didn't he play great earlier?

[Nikki]

Yeah. Hey, appreciate four piece band playing. Those riffs going off, hard to do. Full respect. That was fantastic.

[Colin]

Letter. What are you thinking? Gateway. B. There's no B. I'll darn say. It's easy. All right, Morgan Miller, spin that wheel. Spin that wheel. Wheel. Since we did that, how long have we been doing this?

[Nikki]

Oh, an hour.

[Colin]

Long night. Oh, say something nice about us. Morgan.

[Nikki]

Don't talk about his shirt, man. He knows.

[Colin]

You guys put out our record and I really appreciate it. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we really did. Hard Lore 001. We started the label just to put out their record, so. All right, Gateway. Give me an S. Yeah, I'll do that.

[Nikki]

Definitely.

[Colin]

I'm gonna give you two. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Yeah. You could spin again. There you go. Connor White.

[Colin]

Here we go. Gateway.

[Nikki]

Oh. Oh, yeah. It's my favorite one.

[Colin]

Give it to me.

[Nikki]

Hang loose, man. Yeah.

[Colin]

Give me a T. Yeah, I can do that.

[Nikki]

Two T's.

[Colin]

Even Mike like that one. Wait, I did this wrong. What did you say? T? I'm new to this. There it is.

[Nikki]

There we go.

[Colin]

I got you.

[Nikki]

Very good.

[Colin]

That's it. Go again. Say something nice about it. Say something nice about it. Oh, he's back. Pop ahead, baby. Give it to me.

[Nikki]

Give me an R. Yeah. R. Yeah, I'll give you an R. Sure can. Two of them even.

[Colin]

Category is gateway.

[Nikki]

Gateway. Think about it.

[Colin]

Gateways.

[Nikki]

A lot of people consider this a gateway. I do.

[Colin]

Don't say anything else. Oh, yeah. Come on, solve the puzzle. Tony Hawksburg's gator. Wow. Thank you. Excellent, excellent work.

[Nikki]

Did I. Did I say too much? I may have said too.

[Colin]

All right, all right. Great job. Great job. So that's seven.

[Nikki]

Seven.

[Colin]

Cosmic joke. If they get to 10, it's over. Which will mean it's still a long night. Mikey, you're up next. You're looking baffled. Wait, you don't. I mean, it's this one. This is a good one.

[Nikki]

Nice.

[Colin]

It's a good one. Topical. All right, Mike. Mikey. Mikey. I've known for so long. He not only is in Mongo, he played bass in a band called Misery. Give it up for Misery. Excellent.

[Nikki]

Space there. Space.

[Colin]

Yeah. There's one more word. Coming. But you can go ahead and spin now. The category is cursed. Cursed.

[Nikki]

Cursed, Wretched.

[Colin]

Absolutely abysmal.

[Nikki]

Dark. Yep. Give me a T. Yeah, I can do that.

[Colin]

No, we can do that. Well, I can give you two.

[Nikki]

I can. You're feeling generous, huh? Wow.

[Colin]

Outstanding. Curse. The category is cursed. You can spin again. It's gonna be a long night. Here we go. Oh, yeah. Give it to me.

[Nikki]

Give me an ax. X.

[Colin]

You're insane. Why would you pick wow. X. There's no X. There's no X in any of these.

[Nikki]

Literally, there's not one.

[Colin]

Great, great. Good guess.

[Nikki]

All right.

[Colin]

No, you're up next. Spin for me. That's awesome.

[Nikki]

That should be a prize for the whole show. You picked the one letter that's in. No answer.

[Colin]

That's awesome.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

Outstanding, Mikey. What do we got?

[Nikki]

That's good. Yes. He's hog.

[Colin]

He's selfish. Hit me. Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Give me a C. I can't do that.

[Colin]

Oh, can't. Can't give you a C. Sorry, James. Category is cursed, Morgan.

[Nikki]

Damn it.

[Colin]

Category is cursed.

[Nikki]

Dark sided.

[Colin]

Just. Oh, easy. I can't say Mac again. No, no, no. Larry David. Absolutely.

[Nikki]

He's very bald.

[Colin]

Very bald.

[Nikki]

Very bald.

[Colin]

Give me an R. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. You know what? I'll give you two. Thank you.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

Curse. The category is cursed. You can spin again. Category is cursed. First of 10 wins. Long night.

[Nikki]

Long night.

[Colin]

Yes.

[Nikki]

Quick ball. Oh, that's.

[Colin]

Hey, that's a groan, but I'll give it to you. Yeah, yeah. Can I get a C? Absolutely not. Okay. I can't believe Mikey Redemption.

[Nikki]

It's unbelievable.

[Colin]

Redemption is spelled M I, K, E, Y. That was perfect. Give me a D. Yeah, you know what? I'll give you two. The picture is becoming quite clear. The. The category is cursed, Mikey. Oh, what's so funny, Morgan? Yeah, spin it again. It's all you, man. It's not Morgan's turn. I like the. Uhoh.

[Nikki]

Tricky one.

[Colin]

Should we start giving him the vowels?

[Nikki]

Oh, oh.

[Colin]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nikki]

Maybe.

[Colin]

W, A, U. W, A, W. Oh, no, no. That's so awesome. All right, Noah, hit me with a spin. You better get this before cosmic joke does.

[Nikki]

Yeah, you need one. One point.

[Colin]

I want this night to be longer. You name bald guy. Exciting. We haven't heard anything about the ball community from cyan yet. Bruce Willis.

[Nikki]

So bald. Old school. Yeah.

[Colin]

Now give me a letter. The category is cursed.

[Nikki]

I'm so.

[Colin]

That doesn't help it.

[Nikki]

You're from here, right?

[Colin]

It does.

[Nikki]

The category so cursed.

[Colin]

Category is cursed.

[Nikki]

And with these letters.

[Colin]

Look at that subtle bicep flex. So I think. How about an F? What? F? No F. I'm lost, dude.

[Nikki]

That's okay.

[Colin]

No, you don't.

[Nikki]

No, you can just solve.

[Colin]

MGM Grand, Detroit.

[Nikki]

Very good. I'm not writing it.

[Colin]

Oh, long one coming. Great job. Long night. That's eight points for Cosmic Joke. We're absolutely crushing this. How's everybody doing? We feeling good? We're getting to the show real early Saturday and Sunday, right? Real early. There's all kinds of shenanigans, secret sets. Little Caesar's gonna be there himself. Pizza. Pizza, Pizza, Pizza. Mikey, you're going up next. While he's writing this, I'm going to tell you the category. Category is Dope Ass, second album. Nice. Category is Dope Ass, second album.

[Nikki]

Can I get a T?

[Colin]

A T? Yes, you can get. You know what? I'm gonna give you two.

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah.

[Colin]

I'm gonna give you two T's. Dope Ass, second album. The sophomore was Dope Ass. Spin that wheel, big papa.

[Nikki]

Or solve.

[Colin]

Or solve.

[Nikki]

Yeah, that's right.

[Colin]

Loud noise. Give me the loudest noise. A very quiet guy, Mikey.

[Nikki]

Not into the mic, though. You can turn around.

[Colin]

Yeah, you just so shy.

[Nikki]

As loud as you can.

[Colin]

Just do it. Yeah, perfect. The second album was so dope that we made a category out of it in our game. That's the category. Yeah, no, absolutely. Use those big, beautiful brown eyes. No, no, no. He's still going. He's still going. Oh, you're good.

[Nikki]

Hey, you're hungry.

[Colin]

I get it.

[Nikki]

Yes. Yeah, definitely. There has to be. Holy.

[Colin]

No, no, no. No s. No s. No S. That's crazy. Okay. Yeah. No, no S. No. Yeah, you're doing great. Spin that wheel. The second album is so good. That's the category. Whoa.

[Nikki]

Whoa. You spun hard as the headfield. It goes on the headfield. Say something nice about us, please.

[Colin]

I feel mean with this one. You're both in amazing shape.

[Nikki]

Wow. Wow.

[Colin]

Guys, come on. How about an H?

[Nikki]

Yep. For sure.

[Colin]

Yeah, there's one H. Long night. Great job. Let's spin that wheel one more time.

[Nikki]

Should we start doing vowels?

[Colin]

Maybe, maybe, maybe.

[Nikki]

There's a lot.

[Colin]

Long night. But they have eight points.

[Nikki]

Yeah, it's true.

[Colin]

Name a bald guy. You smashed your first one.

[Nikki]

There's so many.

[Colin]

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? I'm totally blanking right now. Bald. What does your heart tell you? Bald. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Absolutely bald as.

[Nikki]

He's so bald.

[Colin]

How about an R? There's. There's No R. That many. There's no R in this incredible second album, which is dope, as that's the category. Morgan.

[Nikki]

Morgan, please. This is gonna be a long one. Yeah.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Nikki]

Give me a D. Definitely. Definitely one of those.

[Colin]

I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna. I'm gonna give you three.

[Nikki]

Really?

[Colin]

Yeah. It's gonna be hard to find a couple them, but. Yeah. Yes. Nailed it.

[Nikki]

Thank you.

[Colin]

The second album is so good. It's really good that I heard. I heard it in a game. That's the category.

[Nikki]

He wrote it. I didn't write it. Brother says he was wrong.

[Colin]

No second LP to the people. Can I get an F, please? Absolutely not.

[Nikki]

Absolutely no way. There's no way. I can't believe you'd asked that.

[Colin]

Okay.

[Nikki]

Oh, wait. Yes, there is.

[Colin]

No, there is. Yeah, there is.

[Nikki]

Great question.

[Colin]

So would you like to solve. Since you know everything? I'm just kidding. Do it. Spin the wheel.

[Nikki]

You got it, right, Mike? Maybe you just got it. Look at that face.

[Colin]

Demolition of independence. No, no, no, wait. No, no, no. You can't just throw stuff out there. You didn't get it. You didn't get it. He tried to guess and he got it wrong. That means it's Mikey's turn.

[Nikki]

Can I just guess it?

[Colin]

Yeah, absolutely. The Declination of Independence. Absolutely.

[Nikki]

Very good. Now, your brother.

[Colin]

It's the sophomore album with Jeff on vocals. You know, it's. It counts.

[Nikki]

Your brother's saying there's no the in the title.

[Colin]

Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, it helps. It helps. Well, it's based on this piece of paper that was the. The Bible. All right. Ooh, do we like this next one? I like this one.

[Nikki]

Let's do that one. That sounds so good right now.

[Colin]

All right, guys. No, you're gonna. You're up first for this one. Okay. The category. What? Oh, well, yeah, it's 12. Oh, yeah. You got three points. Just.

[Nikki]

Now get out of here.

[Colin]

Get out of here. It's time to.

[Nikki]

Great job, guys. Let's hear it.

[Colin]

Outstanding. These guys are good, sharp. Let's get rhythm guitar, which cyanide does not have. So why don't we get. We'll get Chris back up here with the rhythm guitar guys. Yes. All right. Outstanding. We got Evan, we got Tristan, and we got Chris. Give it up, everybody. All right, the category is Green room. Chris, you're gonna spin. Green room category.

[Nikki]

Just like. Like a green room, you know?

[Colin]

Green room.

[Nikki]

British.

[Colin]

British.

[Nikki]

Make it a s. Really good. Yeah, there's one.

[Colin]

Yeah, there's one. S. Outstanding.

[Nikki]

This Guy's kind of. I'm not gonna lie.

[Colin]

There's two.

[Nikki]

Is there? There are. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Colin]

Outstanding. You'll spend one. Let's get you spin one more time. Long night. Can this be the first point for say.

[Nikki]

I think so. Of all the Yoda.

[Colin]

An N. Let me get N. N. Oh, yeah. There's a huge N in this one.

[Nikki]

Oh, think about it.

[Colin]

Green room. The category I'd like to solve.

[Nikki]

Please do.

[Colin]

Little Caesar's hot and ready.

[Nikki]

Unbelievable.

[Colin]

The night just got even longer. Baby Cyanide is on the board. This one is. This one's good. We're excited about this one. All right.

[Nikki]

Okay.

[Colin]

All right. Who's Evan? You're gonna go first. Okay. The category is Goat.

[Nikki]

Goat, baby. Greatest of all.

[Colin]

Goated over. Name a bald guy and then tell me who the goat is. Stone cold Sivas.

[Nikki]

Great.

[Colin]

Hey, hey. Hell yeah.

[Nikki]

1.

[Colin]

Let me get an S. No S. Sorry. And the goat. No S. This goat. S. Less. Tristan, spin the wheel. Big man.

[Nikki]

What do we got? What do we got? What do we got? Say something nice. Oh.

[Colin]

You got this. Let me get a tea. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna give you a tea. Yeah. Goat. The category. Category is goat. You gotta make an animal noise and then you can guess again.

[Nikki]

Just any animal.

[Colin]

Long night. O. O. That is a vowel. And there is one. So you're gonna have to.

[Nikki]

You're gonna have to. We're gonna have to see this now. Yeah. Excellent. Excellent.

[Colin]

And again. Tristan. A guy I've known for many years, his old man and my old man did a three way split together. It's very good. Hetfield. What would Hetfield do? Let me get a B. No. B. No.

[Nikki]

But that was really good.

[Colin]

It was good.

[Nikki]

I liked it.

[Colin]

That was subtle, Hetfield.

[Nikki]

I wonder if Hetfield knows about this goat.

[Colin]

I would think so.

[Nikki]

Yes. Perfect. Right here.

[Colin]

You have to say something nice about us or about your contestants? Your fellow contestants.

[Nikki]

Oh, man. First time I ever masturbated to completion.

[Colin]

Oh, no. Was insane and inhumane. Oh, brutal. Sorry, man.

[Nikki]

Me too.

[Colin]

Okay. Long night. No, that one's good. Goat, you say a pea? Pea. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna give you two.

[Nikki]

Two P's.

[Colin]

P.P.S.

[Nikki]

Two for dude.

[Colin]

Two for. One category is goat.

[Nikki]

Goat and age is no excuse with this. He just got it.

[Colin]

Categories. Goat. Oh, he's got a spin. All right.

[Nikki]

Yeah. I wanted to moan. That's good. Insane and humane. Okay.

[Colin]

What? Let me get a H. Yeah, he's got one. There's one. Category is goat Greatest of all. Time. They're talking shit about you out there.

[Nikki]

Oh, something nice, please.

[Colin]

Oh, God. Second time I ever masturbated to completion.

[Nikki]

Was mind control.

[Colin]

Oh, good song. Hard song. Greatest of all time.

[Nikki]

So alike you and I.

[Colin]

Let me get a.

[Nikki]

Fuck. Let me get a C. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Colin]

I'll give you a C. I'm gonna. Yeah, yeah, it's right there.

[Nikki]

I'd like to solve, please. Negative approach.

[Colin]

Outstanding.

[Nikki]

Great. Greatest of all time.

[Colin]

The category is Europe. Europe first. Evan. This one is also topical. Evan I haven't known for very long. I don't know much about him. I know he can't go to Canada.

[Nikki]

Oh, no.

[Colin]

I can now. He can go to Canada.

[Nikki]

Sponge.

[Colin]

Wow. Cosmic joke coming soon to Canada. All right, this category is Boners or Hard Songs. Easy. Oh, let me get an N. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I'll give you two. No.

[Nikki]

Yeah. What do you mean? 1, 2.

[Colin]

He said n. You say N or M. N. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where that is. Wait, no, it's not.

[Nikki]

1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2. Let's count in the middle.

[Colin]

See what I'm dealing with every day. He's on tour. He's all right. He's all right. He's doing great. Great job. Bono White. Keep going, buddy. That was great. That was a great guess, man. Evan's from New Jersey.

[Nikki]

Oh, that's nice.

[Colin]

Yoda. Yoda's been to Jersey. No, B. Yoda.

[Nikki]

I hate saying no to that voice.

[Colin]

All right, Tristan, Boners or Hard songs is the category. I promise it'll make sense later there.

[Nikki]

Yeah, maybe.

[Colin]

The macho man. Let me get a T, brother.

[Nikki]

Definitely.

[Colin]

I'm going to give you two. I'm going to give you three.

[Nikki]

Three even. He's at the end there.

[Colin]

I'd like to solve, please.

[Nikki]

Solve.

[Colin]

10 to midnight.

[Nikki]

Boom.

[Colin]

10 to midnight by cold as life.

[Nikki]

That's three.

[Colin]

There is a boner euphemism in there, if you think about it. And it's also an incredibly hard song. I get it now. You got it. Oh, that was three. Shift change. We're going back to singer. So, Chris, you can stay.

[Nikki]

Oh, shit.

[Colin]

Now we'll go. We'll go. Benny. Welcome back, Mac. Welcome back, Andy. Welcome back, Benny.

[Nikki]

It's a question. That's a question mark at the end.

[Colin]

I don't got answers.

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Colin]

The category is Airport Discomfort.

[Nikki]

Just.

[Colin]

Is it in quotes?

[Nikki]

I mean, I guess it should be. It should be in quotes.

[Colin]

Airport discomfort. Okay.

[Nikki]

Quote.

[Colin]

It's cyanide. Yes. Correct.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Right. Yeah.

[Colin]

Look at that fit. Yoda. Yoda.

[Nikki]

Can I get an E?

[Colin]

That's a goddamn vowel, Benny. You have to spin kick for a vowel. You had so much time to learn. What? Vow. Excellent.

[Nikki]

I think he likes it. You like it?

[Colin]

What? I had to do it again. Excellent. All right. I'm gonna give you so many E's. At least three. I'll go with three.

[Nikki]

Yep.

[Colin]

All right. You can spin again. Big man. Big Ben. You got this? Yes. Category is Airport Discomfort.

[Nikki]

They have those there in Britain. What is it? British?

[Colin]

Yeah. Can I get an I?

[Nikki]

God damn it.

[Colin]

Look, hold on. There's no I. So you don't have to do it.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Is this a bit.

[Colin]

Dude, I need vowels. You don't have to spin if you need vowels.

[Nikki]

Was just spin kick.

[Colin]

No, there's no I. So. So we're safe? Yeah, it's fair. All right, Mac, bring it home. Airport Discomfort.

[Nikki]

Yep.

[Colin]

Hate breed.

[Nikki]

I'm me a riff. Grammy. Grammy nominee.

[Colin]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Really good.

[Colin]

Outstanding answer. Live for this. Hey, I'm just kidding. You gonna say X S?

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Colin]

Yes. There's one S category is Airport Discomfort.

[Nikki]

You don't want this in an airport.

[Colin]

T.

[Nikki]

That's how you moan.

[Colin]

Yeah, there's. It's more of a sneeze, really. There's three T's. Airplane. Airport Discomfort is the category. It's in quotes.

[Nikki]

It's a question.

[Colin]

Airport discomfort. Long night. Oh, here we go. You really took a lot of time on these questions and put a lot of care into this. And I really did. Gathered all these people. Thanks, Mac. I see this guy every day. Okay. I'm just going to leave it there. So. It's nice. Yeah, you're good. Airports. Discomfort. R. No, no. R. Son of a. Andy Needed you.

[Nikki]

Needed you there.

[Colin]

I'm rarely in airports. Yeah. Oh, animal sound. Airport discomfort. Yeah, absolutely.

[Nikki]

Can I get an H?

[Colin]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking I'll give you three. Maybe. Airport Discomfort.

[Nikki]

That says the. Wow. Come on. Come on.

[Colin]

Airport Discomfort. You don't want this. British guys in the Airport Discomfort. Can I have a W? Yeah. Yeah, you absolutely can.

[Nikki]

You and your inside jokes.

[Colin]

This is not inside. This is an outside joke.

[Nikki]

Yeah, this is.

[Colin]

You've gotten it today. Probably. Speaking of universe Discomfort.

[Nikki]

Yoda.

[Colin]

Long height. An F. Can I have an F?

[Nikki]

No.

[Colin]

Yeah. No, there's an F. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, my bad. I guess that's kind of always.

[Colin]

Good job. Is he gets you, man.

[Nikki]

Yeah, he's in there. What do you. Oh, you're getting.

[Colin]

Wow.

[Nikki]

Oh, I see. I like unannounced an A, please.

[Colin]

Yeah, yeah. There's There's. There's two A's, there's three A's. That's what I said. He did. He did.

[Nikki]

Yeah. He scared the hell out of me.

[Colin]

This is my spin kick, man. Come on, Andy.

[Nikki]

What's the.

[Colin]

Airport discomfort?

[Nikki]

Every time you spin that way. Wheel.

[Colin]

Spin the wheel. Just do it. The category is airport discomfort.

[Nikki]

Like if you're in an airport and.

[Colin]

You'Re uncomfortable, it's like, ah, now I'm uncomfortable. And I'm. Oh, I'm in the airport, you know, and I'm experiencing sudden discomfort and there's a question being asked. It's pretty reasonable, but I'm suddenly uncomfortable.

[Nikki]

Be like six words you can spin.

[Colin]

That would. Yeah, you got this, Andy.

[Nikki]

Oh, okay. Can I have an in, brother?

[Colin]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yes, you can have two.

[Nikki]

Yeah, that's right. You can have two.

[Colin]

Can I solve? Yes.

[Nikki]

What's the name of the band? So Uncomfortable. Thank you. Excellent.

[Colin]

It's cool. I mean, it's fine. It's a fair question if you have a reasonable name. But anything I'm in is. I'm. I like that one. That's more like.

[Nikki]

What would my dad ask me anytime I see him?

[Colin]

He asked you that? That's fucked up, dude. You don't just know.

[Nikki]

No. The band I'm wearing.

[Colin]

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right. The category is Beat. Benny, I'm gonna need you to spin for me.

[Nikki]

How do you spell beat?

[Colin]

B, E, A, T. That's a good. That's fair.

[Nikki]

Yeah, yeah.

[Colin]

Fair question. B.

[Nikki]

No B.

[Colin]

No B.

[Nikki]

But that wasn't a vowel.

[Colin]

Good job. I'm really proud. I will do another.

[Nikki]

I will know that.

[Colin]

Oh, easy. You're a card carrying member. Elmer Fudd, dude.

[Nikki]

Bald as. Wow.

[Colin]

Outstanding. Beat. The category is beat. R. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. Just one word.

[Nikki]

One word, baby.

[Colin]

Beat. Yeah. Spin the mic.

[Nikki]

G. No.

[Colin]

Did you say G?

[Nikki]

Absolutely not.

[Colin]

No, no, no, no, no. He said T and then.

[Nikki]

I'm gonna.

[Colin]

G. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is a G. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah.

[Colin]

I gotta hide my excitement. No, wrong.

[Nikki]

Come on, Macho. Can I get it in?

[Colin]

No, no.

[Nikki]

Absolutely no, you can't.

[Colin]

Beat category is Beat the beat.

[Nikki]

With that many letters. Can't see good. Over here you got this big.

[Colin]

Oh, you know those scurry. Yeah.

[Nikki]

You just. You were waiting for.

[Colin]

I'm stunned. If you solve this right now, I'll give you 100 cash. Oh, that won't be happening. Beat. Categories. Beat.

[Nikki]

Here it comes. He's been kicking. But you just spun.

[Colin]

You might as well thank God. All right, all right. Yeah. Outstanding.

[Nikki]

So great.

[Colin]

Peaceful. Outstanding. In E. E. E. You're in luck. My. My man. Beat.

[Nikki]

It's a beat. It's like a beat.

[Colin]

Garbage. Categories.

[Nikki]

Beat. That pertains to this word.

[Colin]

Yeah. You can spin the wheel again. Category is beat.

[Nikki]

Long.

[Colin]

Oh, somebody. You use this mic, huh? Damn it stank.

[Nikki]

Yoda.

[Colin]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. No, Mac.

[Nikki]

Come on, Mac.

[Colin]

I wish I had you guys. You got this. Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Nacho. Come on, brother.

[Colin]

The Maho man.

[Nikki]

I could see it on his tongue. I know.

[Colin]

A. What I'm trying to think how to do macho man. Not just saying oh, yeah. Just say oh, yeah and then say the letter C. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. That's how you do it. That's exactly how he would have done it. You can spin. The category is beat.

[Nikki]

You play drums.

[Colin]

Categories, baby. Oh, this is great. This is perfect. Solve. You extended it. Discharge. Yes, the discharge beats, also known as the D beats. When you hear a drummer go. And the symbols following the foot. That is the D beat. Very good. I love this one. Take us home. Okay. It is. It is match point for Cosmic Joke at nine. Andy, he spun. He don't even know what he's doing, and he's spinning. Give it up. Give it up.

[Nikki]

Square in the mouth.

[Colin]

Is that two words? Many words? Three. Three words.

[Nikki]

Three.

[Colin]

Yeah. The category. Wow.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

That's a lot.

[Nikki]

Can I get a tea, brother?

[Colin]

No, no, no. I want it. I would love to give you one, but there's not. There's no tea. Ben. Benjamin. Come on. Big spin.

[Nikki]

I love this. He. Birds and kicks. Yeah.

[Colin]

There you go. There you go.

[Nikki]

Oh, good.

[Colin]

I think E. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. So there's honestly, three. There's. There's a lot. Thank God. This should help. The category is wow. That's a lot. Wow.

[Nikki]

Like you would like.

[Colin]

Oh, my. That is a lot. Holy.

[Nikki]

You know. There you go.

[Colin]

This is my. Too many.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Big hit. And remember, like, whoa. Whoa.

[Colin]

A bee. No, B.

[Nikki]

No bees.

[Colin]

A lot of bees. Would be a lot. But in this case. This is too many of this thing. Oh.

[Nikki]

R. R. Yeah.

[Colin]

Yeah. There's an R. Wow.

[Nikki]

Just like, whoa.

[Colin]

That's too many.

[Nikki]

Don't go over there.

[Colin]

You know, I gotta get out of here.

[Nikki]

I gotta leave. He's back.

[Colin]

He's on a roll. S. Y. Yeah. Yeah. There's one. S. Outstanding. More letters in that.

[Nikki]

You sure do.

[Colin]

There's some. There's some letters in this. Oh, I can stop with the. Just say, oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

I'll never stop.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah. The Honor. Yeah, that was good.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Colin]

That's too many, I'm thinking, you know, Gee.

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah. That's a bummer. That's a bummer.

[Colin]

I agree. There's never enough G's, Andy. Oh, my God.

[Nikki]

You know, like, think about it.

[Colin]

This is too much.

[Nikki]

What would.

[Colin]

Is what I would say.

[Nikki]

What would make you react that way?

[Colin]

Yes. Here we go. Hetfield, he don't know shit about this.

[Nikki]

And this is two words here. This. That's split.

[Colin]

Oh, my God. That's a lot.

[Nikki]

You would turn a corner and go, can I get an H? Yes.

[Colin]

Yeah, you really can.

[Nikki]

You really can.

[Colin]

Oh, what the fuck? Oh, my God. That's. This is a lot. I thought it was gonna be.

[Nikki]

That's not helping. I think it is.

[Colin]

Trust me. You would say that. Oh, yeah. That's too many, is what he would say.

[Nikki]

Oh, can I solve. Yes. 100 demons.

[Colin]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Nikki]

So many demons. Ah, really good. 100 demons. Oh, yeah.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah. God. Dude, in any real world scenario, 100 demons would be far too many. All right, you're up next, Ben. The category is. What's the. Is it. They got nine. You got what, seven?

[Nikki]

Yep.

[Colin]

Wow. Long night.

[Nikki]

Come back.

[Colin]

That was three. You guys have to switch, though, so.

[Nikki]

Get out of here.

[Colin]

Big long. I think we got Nikki Faceman. And let's get Shane back up here. I really want to hear him talk again.

[Nikki]

This is.

[Colin]

Let's go.

[Nikki]

Maybe my favorite one.

[Colin]

This is good. This is good. So the category. Shane, you're going to go first. Ready? The category is enemy. One thing.

[Nikki]

I don't know what damn thing about.

[Colin]

I don't know what you said, but it was buttery smooth.

[Nikki]

Here we go. Hey, breed, pray you love.

[Colin]

Help. I mean, yeah, absolutely. That's something.

[Nikki]

Absolutely.

[Colin]

That's on Supremacy. The category is enemy.

[Nikki]

Enemy.

[Colin]

Oh, enemy. It looks at anime.

[Nikki]

God, no, no, no, not enemy. What is it?

[Colin]

Enemy. Could I get a these?

[Nikki]

Yes, you can.

[Colin]

Absolutely. You could say you can have whatever you want. You get a spin again. You can spin again. Or you can spin kick for a vowel.

[Nikki]

It's just like a foe. Like, I just. I hate him. Them. Really?

[Colin]

Oh, animal. You already mooed, so I'm gonna hear something original, new, fresh, Velociraptor. T Rex.

[Nikki]

Really good.

[Colin]

Enemy. Can I get in?

[Nikki]

I.

[Colin]

No, that's a vowel. But there's no vowel. There's no I, so. But next time, I want my kick. Nikki.

[Nikki]

Come on, buddy.

[Colin]

Bring it home.

[Nikki]

The enemy.

[Colin]

Match point. Enemy.

[Nikki]

Yeah, this is match point. You can do it.

[Colin]

British the enemy.

[Nikki]

Just bad. Just an S. Yeah, I'm really tired.

[Colin]

Getting a little tired. I'm really tired killing it, dude. One more. You got this.

[Nikki]

There we go.

[Colin]

Easy. He knows.

[Nikki]

He. It's just enemy. Just.

[Colin]

Oh, yeah. Hetfield Enemy. He's got him too. Yep, he's got enemies. H. Not today.

[Nikki]

Not today.

[Colin]

Not today. Tristan Enemy.

[Nikki]

Real scumbag, foe, adversary. Perfect.

[Colin]

Yeah, Absolutely. Let me get a B. I can't.

[Nikki]

No, B. I can't do it. No, B.

[Colin]

Can't do it.

[Nikki]

Long night.

[Colin]

Long night ahead. Yeah. Big Shane. We got Wheel Lord a little tired.

[Nikki]

It's okay. Hey, Br. You love.

[Colin]

Ha. He's obsessed with hay. I think this is rigged. It honestly just clicked to Headfield. Oh, it just clicked. You're. You're good. You're good.

[Nikki]

It heard you and so did I.

[Colin]

It was a Caddyshack situation. It went to Headfield. You've been het. Fielded.

[Nikki]

I have been headfielded, yeah. It clicked over. Oh, okay. Could I buy a vowel? Yeah.

[Colin]

If you spin kick, you can do it right there.

[Nikki]

You can do your thing, your little. Your little hop. Yeah.

[Colin]

Outstanding. You hear that thud? Can I get an E? Can I get an E? No E. No, no, sorry. I would love to give you one match point. I should spin it harder than that.

[Nikki]

Come on. No, you're fine.

[Colin]

No, that was good. That was a macho spin.

[Nikki]

It's the Enemy.

[Colin]

A t, brother T. Now the wrong.

[Nikki]

So close.

[Colin]

All right, Tyreston.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Here we go. Come on.

[Colin]

The smartest man on the label is at stake. Headfield, he's. We're obsessed with this guy.

[Nikki]

Let me get a W. No, no, no.

[Colin]

All right, Shane.

[Nikki]

Can't do that.

[Colin]

Shane, you got two fucking points, man. Come on, bro.

[Nikki]

I believe we don't have enough questions for them to come back.

[Colin]

No, no, we do. We specifically do. Just spin it again.

[Nikki]

No, he loves hate breed. What's the problem? Really good. I know that one.

[Colin]

Could I get a tea? No.

[Nikki]

Okay.

[Colin]

I would love to. Trust me. I wish I could.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

You said T, right?

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Colin]

No, no, absolutely not.

[Nikki]

All right, Yoda. Enemy address. I'm sending you match point.

[Colin]

And then we get to go to Jets.

[Nikki]

Brain to brain right now. An L.

[Colin]

No L, but I really like that. Thank you, Tristan. Enemy.

[Nikki]

Enemy. Like, Like.

[Colin]

Just like you don't like them, whenever they do. They do their thing and we go.

[Nikki]

That guy Yoda. Gnar. No. Wow. This. This is amazing is the word.

[Colin]

Shane, you're up.

[Nikki]

You got this big, sexy. Look at Brittany. She can't. She's got to figure this out.

[Colin]

I'm so hungry. Yes. British.

[Nikki]

British.

[Colin]

Could I get a C?

[Nikki]

No.

[Colin]

You say C. C, yeah. Unfortunate.

[Nikki]

This is amazing. Spin away, here we go. You're keeping us here because you want.

[Colin]

To keep hearing me talk. That's why. I mean, I love it every time.

[Nikki]

Say something nice.

[Colin]

There you go, y' all. Banned rock. Thank you. Oh, thank you.

[Nikki]

All right.

[Colin]

Yes, yes.

[Nikki]

Really good. E.

[Colin]

Sorry, man. No E. No E. What? Why don't you put. Can I buy a belt? That's what I was going to pick. Tristan, give me a spin. The biggest one. Spin or solve? Yeah. Oh, that was huge.

[Nikki]

That's a big spin. Enemy. Moan it. Moaning Myrtle.

[Colin]

Can I get an N? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Nikki]

Yes, you can get two.

[Colin]

Enemy Apologies.

[Nikki]

Yeah. Apologies to the.

[Colin]

Yeah, I have no idea.

[Nikki]

Okay.

[Colin]

It's. It's kind of two words, but it's one thought, one idea.

[Nikki]

No, no, it's definitely one word.

[Colin]

It's one word.

[Nikki]

The concept is.

[Colin]

It's a concept. An eve. Evil, malicious concept.

[Nikki]

I guess it might be.

[Colin]

Are you asking for the answer? Come on, Tristan. Oh, yeah. I get the same ones every time. Yeah. There's only like four. What? We played every letter. I think if you did, it was a fill out. There's a few you haven't.

[Nikki]

That is true.

[Colin]

There's at least three.

[Nikki]

I'm about to say X again.

[Colin]

What did you say? I'm not gonna say X. That's awesome. It's not that, but go ahead. Come on, man. It's the enemy.

[Nikki]

Let me get a C.

[Colin]

I don't know, dude.

[Nikki]

Hey, hey. They're not in your seat. They don't know. They don't know.

[Colin]

It's a lot of pressure.

[Nikki]

They don't know pressure.

[Colin]

Shane. Shane. If you don't get this, Cosmic Joke wins. No.

[Nikki]

Eventually. British in it. It's a fucking enemy.

[Colin]

More. I'll get a J.

[Nikki]

No, Jim, No. All right, Nikki.

[Colin]

I'd like to solve.

[Nikki]

Please solve the puzzle. Sound man, sound man, sound man.

[Colin]

It's official. The smartest man on the roster is Cosmic Joke. That isn't Firestarter or Granite, because they're not here. But, Nikki, I was outstanding. Congratulations to Cosmic Joke. Congratulations to all the contestants. Outstanding. Detroit. Hardcore is such a beautiful place. It's such a beautiful thing. We're so happy to see it thriving the way it is. And, you know, Cosmic Joke was the first band on the label, so a little bit of that is like, the instinct on my part was so good that I was like, this brilliant band has to. I got to do something for them mongrels. Second smartest cyan Where? They're young, they're young, they're young. They're still learning. They sound the coolest. Yeah, we got to get you in the vocal booth, my man. You want me in the vocal booth? Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

You got to check out this band. Hate breed. I'm telling you, dude, you guys are.

[Colin]

Going to love them.

[Nikki]

Got some riffs, but.

[Colin]

Yeah. Cosmic Joke is the winner. This was Wheel of Lin, the first one. It'll be somewhere much shorter next time. Thank you all for joining us.

[Nikki]

Thank you, guys.

[Colin]

Have a great night.

[Nikki]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.