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Sergeant Burns
21st briefing Sergeant Burns. Yeah, that's right. We want an ambulance up here at the station house. What's that? Oh, yeah, an injured prisoner. Well, who gave it to you? CB we got no room at the 21st Precinct.
Captain Frank Kennelly
A call is coming true. You will follow the action taken pursuant to that call from this minute until the final report is written in the 124 room at the 21st Precinct.
Sergeant Burns
Well, he'll have to go to Bellevue. He's a prisoner. Okay. Yeah, we'll be looking for them. 21st Precinct. It's just lines on a map of the city of New York. Most of the 173,000 people wedged into the 9/10, the square mile between Fifth Avenue and the east river wouldn't know if you asked them that they lived or worked in the 21st. Whether they know it or not, the security of their homes, their persons and their property is the job of the men of the 21st Precinct. The 21st.
Captain Frank Kennelly
160 patrolmen, 11 sergeants and four lieutenants, of whom I'm the boss. My name is Kelly. Frank Kennelly. I'm captain in Command of the 21st. I was working my night tour, 4pm to 8am the weather was cold and still. After a brief flurry of activity between 8 and 10pm including a two alarm fire on Second Avenue, a bad auto accident on the East River Drive and the attempted robbery of a Delicatessen on 86th Street. Things quieted down. I turned out the platoon for the 12 to 8 at midnight and went on patrol of the precinct. Things were still quiet at 1:35am Lt. Patrick Gorman was on duty as desk officer at the station house. And Sergeant Fred Burns, telephone switchboard. The stillness was broken occasionally by the hum of the switchboard or a call over the monitor of kea, the police radio.
Sergeant Burns
21st briefing Sergeant Burns.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Could you connect me with the detectives, please?
Sergeant Burns
Yes, sir. Just a second. Sergeant Nelson, what time is Jacobi due to ring in? I see it's 40. Lieutenant. When he does, ask him what the delay is on that notification from the 92nd. Yes, sir, I will. 12. 8. Getting me down, Lieutenant. When do you swing? After this tour. Thank goodness, Mr. Kobe, I hope. You'd better let me talk to him. Yes? No, it's not him, Lieutenant. Good call for the detectives. They're finished. Oh, okay. What time did the skipper say he'd get back to the house? He didn't say. How about a cup of coffee, Lieutenant? There's some hut back there. Oh, no. No, thanks. I've got a lot of stuff to write up here. And I've got to file all the cards. That's Jacoby. You still want to talk to him? Yeah. 21st Precinct. Sergeant Burns.
Audrey Camden
Is this the police?
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, that's right.
Audrey Camden
Is this a burglar? In my apartment?
Sergeant Burns
There was or there is right now.
Audrey Camden
There is right now. I saw him. I came home and opened the door.
Sergeant Burns
Lady, wait a minute.
Audrey Camden
There he was.
Sergeant Burns
Do you live in the apartment all alone?
Audrey Camden
Yes, all alone. I got scared and I ran out. I couldn't find any place open, so I used this phone on the street. It says to call police.
Sergeant Burns
Did you get a good look at the man?
Audrey Camden
No, I didn't wait to get a good look. I was scared.
Sergeant Burns
You sure it's not someone you know?
Audrey Camden
I'm sure. I'm positive.
Sergeant Burns
Is he still in the building?
Audrey Camden
I think so. I think he's still up in the apartment.
Sergeant Burns
All right. I'll send the officers right over there. What's the address of your apartment?
Audrey Camden
194 East.
Sergeant Burns
Are you talking to the police? Call box on the street right there?
Audrey Camden
Yes, that's right.
Sergeant Burns
All right, lady, you just stay right there. Wait for the officers.
Audrey Camden
Will I be here soon?
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, right away. If you see the man come out of the building, remember which way he went. See if he's got a car.
Audrey Camden
All right.
Sergeant Burns
Officers will be there right away. What have you got, Sergeant? A lady with burglars, Lieutenant. Communications Bureau.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Patrolman donahue.
Sergeant Burns
This is Sergeant Burns, the 21st. Will you send a car to 194 East 68?
Captain Frank Kennelly
A woman rang in on the call
Sergeant Burns
box and said there was a prowler in her apartment.
Captain Frank Kennelly
She's waiting on the street at the call box.
Sergeant Burns
Okay, right away. One vehicle. How many does she need? Car 681. Car. Car 681. At 70th and 2nd Avenue, Detective sergeant. And give it to them, too. Yes, sir, but they'll hate me for it.
Captain Frank Kennelly
As soon as the call was received by sector car number three. Patrolman Paul Vacano, operator. And Patrolman William Coley, Recorder they started on the three block run to 194East 68th Street. Following instructions in the manual of procedure. They did not sound the siren in order to approach the city quietly and apprehend the criminal, if any.
Sergeant Burns
I don't see it, Coley.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Maybe she's standing around the corner.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, maybe.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yeah, there she is.
Sergeant Burns
You're the one that called the police?
Audrey Camden
Yes, that was me.
Sergeant Burns
You see the one?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yeah.
Sergeant Burns
Which building is it?
Audrey Camden
That one across the street.
Sergeant Burns
How do you know it was a burglar?
Audrey Camden
Well, I. I had this date and I. I came home, I. I went upstairs and opened the door and he was in the apartment.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Uh huh.
Sergeant Burns
Didn't he jump when you opened the door?
Audrey Camden
I don't think he heard me open the door.
Sergeant Burns
Did you see anyone come out of the building?
Audrey Camden
No, not at all.
Sergeant Burns
The street door locked?
Audrey Camden
Yes.
Sergeant Burns
Give me your key, miss.
Audrey Camden
Oh, yes. Here.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Which apartment is it?
Audrey Camden
2A. The second floor, right at the top of the stairs.
Sergeant Burns
Does this key fit the door upstairs too?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes.
Sergeant Burns
Oh. You better wait down here in the hall.
Audrey Camden
All right.
Sergeant Burns
Right here.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Okay. Cody? Yeah.
Sergeant Burns
Let's go get set. She may be right. I'm set. Hey, the door is standing open. Yeah. Yeah. She must have left it there.
Audrey Camden
Way.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Kick it.
Sergeant Burns
There he is. Well, how do you like that, old timer? Come on, wake up, Pop. Well, how did he get up from the Bowery? Come on, Pop, on your feet. Camera idea. Sit up there. Come on, sit up. Let me alone. I've been through all the ladies liquor. Sit up. I don't want to sit up. I can't call him still. I want to see what's on him. Now sit up. Let me alone, will you? Will you let alone nothing? We'd better get her up here, Paul. Yeah. All right, pop, sit up, will you? Turn it out. I'm not alone.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Don't give me a bad son.
Sergeant Burns
You can sit up, miss.
Audrey Camden
Was he in there?
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, he was in there. We got him. You better come up.
Audrey Camden
Is it all right?
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, yeah, it's all right.
Audrey Camden
Who is he? How'd he get in?
Sergeant Burns
We haven't had time to find that out yet.
Audrey Camden
Are you trying to steal something?
Sergeant Burns
Just your liquor. It looks like my liquor. Oh, before we go in, let me get your name.
Audrey Camden
Camden. Audrey camden.
Sergeant Burns
Is that Miss or Mrs. Miss?
Audrey Camden
It was the strangest sensation opening the door and seeing him.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, I'll bet. C, O, N, P, D, E, N, A, C, A. You live here alone?
Audrey Camden
Yes, that's right. It's my apartment. You see, I had a date tonight. A business date. Really? I'm a fashion designer. This is a client.
Sergeant Burns
All right, let's go in.
Audrey Camden
We went to a nightclub and he just took me in the downstairs.
Captain Frank Kennelly
All right, now, come on.
Audrey Camden
That poor old man.
Sergeant Burns
He's your burglar.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Ms. Candle, get in here.
Sergeant Burns
Should I know? I don't know. I got in the dog. Were you looking for a drink? I don't know. Toby, this is Ms. Camden.
Captain Frank Kennelly
You know this man, Ms. Camden?
Audrey Camden
No. How would I know him?
Sergeant Burns
Nobody knows me. Nobody.
Audrey Camden
Oh, look. Oh, my two fifths of 12 year old scotch. I got them for Christmas and I was saving them.
Sergeant Burns
He would rather have had canned heat, Ms. Campbell. What's your name, mister? I had a name. I did. Honestly. What is it? I had one. All right, now, come on, let's have some answers. Yes, Your show. What's your name?
Audrey Camden
You don't have to talk to him like that, do you?
Sergeant Burns
How else would you talk to him, lady?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Suppose he would have hit you over the head when you came in? He might have if he hadn't found a whiskey first.
Sergeant Burns
How'd you get in, Pop? I live here.
Audrey Camden
You do now I do.
Sergeant Burns
I've always lived here. Right here. I'd better ring in for G. Yeah, go ahead. This is my home. Can I use your phone, Ms. Camden,
Captain Frank Kennelly
to call the station?
Audrey Camden
Yes, right over there.
Sergeant Burns
Call mine. Fine. Thanks. I can come in my own house, drink my own whiskey. Can I? 21st Precinct.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Sergeant Burn.
Sergeant Burns
This is Coley, Sergeant.
Captain Frank Kennelly
What you got there? Well, there was a prowler in the place. All right, we got him.
Sergeant Burns
Any trouble?
Captain Frank Kennelly
He was asleep in the chair.
Sergeant Burns
Sergeant, He's a rummy. How'd he get in?
Captain Frank Kennelly
That's what we're trying to find out. If we can ever get him down
Sergeant Burns
to earth enough to talk sense. All right, come on in here with
Captain Frank Kennelly
him when you get through there. Yes, sir.
Sergeant Burns
Oh, yeah, Sergeant.
Captain Frank Kennelly
The Captain heard the call in the air. He rang in here to ask what it was. I told him we hadn't heard you. He's probably on his way there.
Sergeant Burns
Okay, Sergeant.
Captain Frank Kennelly
I have another call, Coley. Yes, sir.
Sergeant Burns
Bye now. Come on, Pop. Sit up straight there and talk to me. My house. My house.
Audrey Camden
Maybe you need some coffee.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He needs a lot more than coffee.
Sergeant Burns
Come on, Pop. How did you get in here? I lived here. Is my house the captain. Paul, look how. Captain Coney.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Captain.
Sergeant Burns
What do we got? This is Ms. Camden.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Captain Kennelly. Hello, Ms. Camden.
Sergeant Burns
Sit up, Papa.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He came home and found him in the place.
Sergeant Burns
Look, you'll pass out again.
Audrey Camden
I don't know who he is or how he got in.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He found a liquor and did away with two bottles of prize Guy.
Audrey Camden
A Christmas gift.
Sergeant Burns
Oh, my goodness.
Captain Frank Kennelly
How'd you get in here, mister?
Sergeant Burns
My house. I live here. It's mine. Look, Pop, we played around long enough. How'd you get in? What are you doing here? I live here. Come off it, will you? I do. I got the key. Proves I live here.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Stay out of that pocket.
Sergeant Burns
I'm getting the key. Yeah. Give me that. I live here.
Captain Frank Kennelly
All right. Let's drive in the door. The car.
Sergeant Burns
Yes, sir. You go on with my key. All right. Now sit. I want my key.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Don't worry about your teeth. Go ahead, try it.
Sergeant Burns
The car. Yes, sir. Well, that's funny, Captain. Couldn't work better if it was made for the lock.
Captain Frank Kennelly
It probably was.
Sergeant Burns
Vacarol.
Captain Frank Kennelly
That's funnier still. The derelict who was caught unlawfully inside the apartment of the fashion designer, Ms. Audrey Camden, was taken to the station house by Patrolman Colley and Vacaro, the victim, Ms. Camden, was told that it might be necessary to appear in court at a later date as complaining witness.
Sergeant Burns
She agreed.
Captain Frank Kennelly
As I resumed my other duties, the arresting officers escorted their prisoner, slightly recovered, but still rather unwieldy, into the front door of the Station House at 2:23am
Sergeant Burns
all right, Pop, Go in. I'm going. Watch him. Hey, steady there. Go on up to the desk.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Who you got there?
Sergeant Burns
Willie Sutton? Yes, Sergeant. You want to buy an interest in my commendation?
Captain Frank Kennelly
There he is, Lieutenant.
Sergeant Burns
Better take him upstairs and let the detective talk him, Cully.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He's not in much of a talking mood, Lieutenant.
Sergeant Burns
What are you doing, huh? Stand on your own tooth? Better take him out anyway. Okay, Lieutenant. Who's Mike McCullough?
Captain Frank Kennelly
You co edge.
Sergeant Burns
Yes, sir. Okay, get my hand upstairs. McCalla. Yes, sir. All right.
Captain Frank Kennelly
And come back down and report to the captain.
Sergeant Burns
He has to ride up to the 23rd. Yes, sir. All right.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Come on, Clapper.
Sergeant Burns
No, I don't want to go over. That's where you think, Sergeant Brown.
Captain Frank Kennelly
All right, now, steady, Steady.
Sergeant Burns
You go for your meal now, huh? Come on, Pop. Come on. I'm letting you just walk. We let you along. You threw the door that way. Oh, I didn't do nothing. I was in my own house. You're living in the dream world, Pop. You should stick to Bay Rum. That scotch is poisoned. Go on up the stairs. I live there. Upstairs. Go ahead. Well, you live here. Now get going, will you? I bought the furniture. I paid the rent and the telephone and the lights for everything. Yeah, for everything except the scotch. Scotch too. The scotch too. Upstairs. Scotch too, will you, Pop? Scotch and rhymes and what, no beer? Beer too. You're living, Pop. Come on, Pop, you can do better than that. Go ahead. Just right to that door. Detectives, join me. First Squad Detective. Is that all? I'm going. You're there. Inside. Go on. 21st Squad. Detective. Kenny, over there. Antidote.
Captain Frank Kennelly
And that's.
Sergeant Burns
Come on.
Captain Frank Kennelly
No, he's not here either. They're out on a plant. I'm here all alone.
Sergeant Burns
I'm catching.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Sit down, pup.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah. Nowhere, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. I'll see what I can do. Yeah. Is this for me? With my compliments. Is this the whipper snapper who breaks into ladies apartments and drinks her whiskey? It's my apartment. You stick with your story, Pop. It sounds good to me. Well, goodbye, one and all. I just hope he's got nothing too stinky. Leave it open. The cow. Okay. All right. What's your name?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Pop, tell the man your name. We've been having that trouble with him all night.
Sergeant Burns
Look, mister, I really don't care what your name is. Not personally, but I gotta make out
Captain Frank Kennelly
what we call a 61.
Sergeant Burns
Now, the first thing I gotta do is put that down.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Your name.
Sergeant Burns
Is it going to kill you to tell me? George Jones. Couldn't you have thought of a better one than that? George Jones. George Jones. How old are you, George?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Take a guess.
Sergeant Burns
I'm 50.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yeah.
Sergeant Burns
Now we're moving. Sit up, Pop. Where do you live, if any? 194 East 68th Street. Well, let's stop playing, Pop.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Where do you hang out?
Sergeant Burns
Down to barley. What place? 194 East 68th Street. All right. No known address. Got an occupation? Unimportant. That's nice work. Now, what were you doing in the ladies apartment? My apartment? Come on, Pop. I'm carrying a pocket full of squeals.
Captain Frank Kennelly
I got no time to waste.
Sergeant Burns
Excuse me, gentlemen. 21st Squad. Detective Kinney. No, he's not here. Who's calling? Oh, no, sir, Inspector, not tonight. Lieutenant King's due at 8 in the morning.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I'll leave a message for him.
Sergeant Burns
Why do inspectors sound exactly like people? Beats me. So, what were you doing in your apartment? I just went home.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Well, we're not gonna get any place with him tonight. Coley, book him in.
Sergeant Burns
We'll try him again in the morning before you go to court. Okay, I just went home. Look, he had a key that fit the door.
Captain Frank Kennelly
If you want to put that down.
Sergeant Burns
Is that the key? Yeah, that's it.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Now. Did it come to fit the door?
Sergeant Burns
Give me my key. I want my key. Give me that. Mine, brother.
Captain Frank Kennelly
What a flop. Let me get the phone up. I think he knocked his head on the corner of the desk. Yeah.
Sergeant Burns
Pop. Pop.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He's out.
Sergeant Burns
Good.
Captain Frank Kennelly
That's the question whether it's from the
Sergeant Burns
whiskey or the fall.
Captain Frank Kennelly
The both, I guess.
Sergeant Burns
Pop.
Captain Frank Kennelly
I ought to call downstairs and have him ring for an ambulance. Yeah. Come on.
Sergeant Burns
Nothing. You better call.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He doesn't look so good to me.
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Captain Frank Kennelly
An ambulance was called and the prisoner was removed to Bellevue Hospital for treatment of a head injury and acute alcoholism. According to Article 24 of the manual of Procedure, in any unusual occurrence concerning a prisoner, including such an injury, it is contingent upon the commanding officer of the precinct to make a complete and thorough investigation. In response to a radio call, I returned to the station house from the 23rd Precinct where I was making an inspection as senior officer on night duty in the division. By the time I finished my interview with Detective Kinney, Patrolman Coley had returned from Bellevue, where he had accompanied the prisoner and the ambulance. I talked to him. The incident appeared unavoidable. I instructed the desk officer to check Bellevue every hour to inquire about the condition of the prisoner. It wasn't until 7:30am that the desk doctor said he would allow questioning. After I turned out the platoon for the 8 to 4 tour, I rode down to Bellevue with Lt. Matt King, commanding officer of the 21st Detective Squad. We drove into the hospital grounds at 26th street and 1st Avenue and went by special elevator directly to the prison ward on the second floor of I building. We identified ourselves to the Department of Correction guard and he opened the steel door and admitted Lt. King and me to the ward. Thanks. That's right.
Sergeant Burns
That's him there.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Okay. Thanks.
Sergeant Burns
Okay. He's been washed bed and he's a new man. Almost.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Thank you.
Sergeant Burns
Pleasure.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Well, how do you feel this morning?
Sergeant Burns
All right. Not bad.
Captain Frank Kennelly
I'm Captain Kennelly. This is Lieutenant King.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah.
Captain Frank Kennelly
You gave the name of George Jones at the station house last night. That's not your real name, is it?
Sergeant Burns
No.
Captain Frank Kennelly
What is?
Sergeant Burns
Jetley. George Jetley.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Where do you live?
Sergeant Burns
No place. No place in particular.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Do you remember what occurred in the
Sergeant Burns
detective squad office upstairs? Not too well.
Captain Frank Kennelly
You remember how you got hurt?
Sergeant Burns
I remember. I wanted my key. I wanted to get it. I fell. I think I fell and hit myself.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Where were the officers when you fell?
Sergeant Burns
They were right there. They tried to help me, but I fell anyway. I think that's what happened. I had a lot to drink.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Why did you break into that woman's apartment last night?
Sergeant Burns
I didn't break into any place.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Well, that's where you were found.
Sergeant Burns
I didn't break in there. Used my key.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Where'd you get the key?
Sergeant Burns
It's mine. How'd you know it fit that particular door? I knew. How? Oh, I used to live there a long time ago.
Captain Frank Kennelly
In that apartment?
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, right there.
Captain Frank Kennelly
When?
Sergeant Burns
Oh, a long time ago. Before the war. Way before the war. 1935, 36.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Come on, George.
Sergeant Burns
You didn't live there.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Why'd you steal the key?
Sergeant Burns
I didn't steal it. It's mine. I used to live there. Didn't mean any harm. I just wanted to see if she was still there. Who? My wife. My boy. I got a son. He's 22 now. 22?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Did you expect to find him there?
Sergeant Burns
I didn't know what to expect. You see, I. I was away. I didn't know.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Have you ever looked for them?
Sergeant Burns
No. I was away.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Away where?
Sergeant Burns
Oh, California, Minnesota, Chicago. Every place.
Captain Frank Kennelly
What made you think they'd still be there?
Sergeant Burns
I didn't think. I just hoped.
Captain Frank Kennelly
You lived there in 1935? 36?
Sergeant Burns
Yes.
Captain Frank Kennelly
What have you been doing since?
Sergeant Burns
Bumming around. Just bumming around.
Captain Frank Kennelly
And you haven't been in touch with your family?
Sergeant Burns
No. You see, she told me to get out. She said she was tired of my going off on tears every so often, hitting the bottle all the time, staying away three or four days, losing my job all the time. I Had good jobs, very good jobs. Doing what? I was an editor, book editor. I was good publishers. Always used to say, george, you're a crackerjack. Just lay off the bottle. That's all. Just lay off. My wife, she said the same thing. She didn't want me around the boy like that, you know. She said, next time it happens. And I got like that, I didn't have to bother to come home. Well, and then I was all right, all right for a long time. First thing, I realized, I was in Philadelphia, in a hotel. She said, if it ever happened again, don't come home. So I didn't.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Didn't you come back to New York at all?
Sergeant Burns
No. She didn't want me. I didn't think there was any use. So I just started bumming around.
Captain Frank Kennelly
All these years.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah. All these years, the only thing I kept was the key. You know, you get drunk and guys lore you for whatever you got in your pockets. They didn't steal my key, though. I got $2 and I bought a little silver chain. Wore it around my neck. All these years, I wore the key around my neck.
Captain Frank Kennelly
When did you get back in the yard?
Sergeant Burns
Oh, a couple of days ago. I don't know. Decided to come up town and just walk by to see what the place looked like. Just walk by. But I didn't have the courage. Had a couple of dollars for some dishwashing I did. So I bought some wine just to get courage. I guess it gave me too much courage. I used my key and got into the downstairs door and I went upstairs. I was going to open the door and walk in and say, here I am. She wasn't there and the whole place was different. Not my furniture or anything. So I just found the whiskey and sat down and drank it. I didn't mean to do any harm.
Captain Frank Kennelly
You certainly did some harm.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah, I know. Would you tell the lady I'm sorry? I am sorry. You know I am.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes, I guess I do. You want to find your family?
Sergeant Burns
No. Why should I do that? Why should I break in on their lives now? I. I want to. Yeah, they're probably happy. I'd only bring them trouble, that's all. Look, now, you'll do me a favor if you just leave me George Jones. Forget about George Jetley. George Jetley should be dead and buried.
Captain Frank Kennelly
He not only should be, he is. After the interview was completed, Lt. King and I returned to the station house, where, before I went off duty, I was obliged to prepare a 49 reporting the facts and circumstances involved in the injury of the Prisoner. On the way uptown, Lieutenant King and I talked about the case. We agreed that the charge of burglary against George Detley would not stand up in court. Burglary involves unlawful entry with intent to commit a felony. In this instance, the intent was lacking. From 42nd street almost to the station house, we rode in silence. I don't know what Matt King was thinking about, but I had George Jetley on my mind. The dregs of humanity are being washed up constantly. It's not hard to be sympathetic when you think that it might happen to anyone, even yourself. Just before we arrived at the station house, we started talking again. We agreed that a conviction for unlawful entry, a misdemeanor carrying an indeterminate sentence, might be the best thing for Jetley. A term in jail with its attendant medical treatment might be a step toward rehabilitation, if rehabilitation was at all possible. As we walked up the stairs and into the muster room, I suggested to Lt. King that he request the Missing Persons Bureau to make a discreet inquiry concerning the wife and son of the man. There was a good possibility they'd welcome a reunion. Well, I've got to get upstairs, Captain. Yeah, I'll see you, Matt. I'll let you know what Missing Person says about his family.
Sergeant Burns
All right. 21st Precinct, Sergeant Burns.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Oh, hello, Captain. Sergeant. All right, 27. That lady is waiting for you, Captain.
Audrey Camden
Here's Captain Canali, aren't you?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes.
Audrey Camden
You were up to my apartment last night when that man built up.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes, I was there, Miss Gambler.
Audrey Camden
Well, I couldn't sleep last night thinking about him. It was my apartment. I don't think I care to prosecute him.
Captain Frank Kennelly
The detectives are working on it, Ms. Campben. You ought to talk to them.
Audrey Camden
I just don't want to prosecute. I couldn't go through that, sending him to jail.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Don't you realize that a term in jail might be the best thing for him?
Audrey Camden
I think jail would be good for anyone.
Captain Frank Kennelly
It might be good for him.
Audrey Camden
You think so?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Yes.
Audrey Camden
What's the trouble with policemen? They're the same old cure for everything.
Captain Frank Kennelly
Not for everything, Ms. Camden. The cure for him is pretty young, only 22, and we're gonna find it.
Sergeant Burns
21st Precinct, Sergeant Burns.
Captain Frank Kennelly
No, Captain Kennelly isn't here. Detective Hu with Missing Persons.
Sergeant Burns
Yeah?
Captain Frank Kennelly
Oh, yeah. Oh, you're located Jet Li's fern, huh?
Sergeant Burns
That's all right.
Captain Frank Kennelly
I'll tell the captain. Son's going to visit him at Bellevue this afternoon. Yeah, well, the captain will be glad to hear that. Yeah, okay, I'll get the message and so it goes around the clock through the week, every day, every year, a police precinct in the city of New York is a flesh and blood miracle round. Anyone can catch the brass ring, or the brass ring can catch anyone.
Sergeant Burns
21st Precinct A factual account of the way the police work in the world's largest city is presented with the official cooperation of the Patrolman's Benevolent association, an organization of more than 20,000 members of the Police Department, City of New York. Everett Sloan in the role of Captain Kennelly. Ken lynch is Lieutenant King. Featured in tonight's cast were Gene Gillespie, Bill Smith, Santa Sotega, Wendell Holmes, Bill Quinn, Frank Moth and John Sylvester. Written and directed by Stanley Knitting. Produced for CBS Radio by John Ives. Art Hannah speaking.
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Release Date: February 22, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Original Air Date (Show): February 24, 1954
This episode features a classic broadcast of 21st Precinct – a police procedural radio drama that authentically portrays the daily life and cases faced by New York City officers. In “The Cure,” the precinct responds to a late-night burglary call that transforms into a poignant story about human frailty, lost potential, and the ambiguous line between crime and tragedy. The episode explores themes of alcoholism, redemption, and the social responsibility of law enforcement.
At Bellevue Hospital, Captain Kennelly and Lt. King interview the now sober man, who reveals his real name: George Jetley.
His story unfolds:
Jetley declines the chance to reunite with his family, believing he’d only bring them pain.
21st Precinct maintains its documentary, matter-of-fact style, blending hard-boiled procedural realism with human warmth and subtle empathy. The dialogue is brisk, direct, and often laced with weary humor among the officers, contrasted by Jetley’s plaintive, drifting sorrow and Audrey’s shocked compassion.
“The Cure” is a powerful reminder of the thin line separating misfortune and criminality. Through the case of George Jetley, the episode shines light on deeper social issues—alcoholism, homelessness, and family estrangement—while the police demonstrate not just duty but a measure of understanding and mercy. By the end, justice and compassion intertwine, leaving listeners with a story that's as tender as it is true-to-life.
Perfect for:
Fans of classic radio drama, police procedurals, and anyone interested in stories of redemption, humanity, and the untold epilogues behind crime reports.