
Aldrich Family - Halloween Prank Backfires
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The Aldrich Family written by Clifford Goldsmith and starring Ezra Stone.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry. Henry Aldrich.
Henry Aldrich
Coming, mother.
Narrator/Announcer
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Toby
Gee whiz, am I bored.
Henry Aldrich
Same here, Henry.
Toby
How could a thing like this happen? Toby, it's Halloween and the two of us are dead broke.
Henry Aldrich
Gee, I thought I'd never live to see a thing like this happen.
Toby
Wouldn't you think, Toby, that there'd be at least one thing a person could do on Halloween without its costing money? That's why.
Narrator/Announcer
What?
Henry Aldrich
You'd think. How about going over and getting even with Mr. Tarbell for what he did a year ago?
Toby
How?
Henry Aldrich
Well, we could think of something.
Toby
I'll tell you what. If we could get his front steps
Henry Aldrich
loose from the porch, we could hide them.
Toby
No. Tell me.
Henry Aldrich
But, Henry, then when he comes out and starts to go down the steps, you'll wonder where they are.
Mr. Aldrich
Who will wonder where what is?
Henry Aldrich
Oh, is that you, Father?
Mr. Aldrich
You are not going to touch anyone's front steps.
Henry Aldrich
How did you know about that?
Mr. Aldrich
I'm psychic. Halloween or no Halloween, you boys are not to touch any private property.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, are you in the living room?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother.
Toby
Gee whiz, Father. Toby and I don't want to just sit around and look at each other all evening.
Mrs. Aldrich
How would you like to have me
Toby
make some candy, Mother? Candy? Everybody else is out doing things and we sit home and make candy.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, if you'd planned ahead, you'd have enough money to go to a dance.
Toby
I did plan ahead. I told you several weeks ago that my allowance is inadequate.
Mr. Aldrich
Yeah.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, what do you say we get
Toby
our hats and go out for a little stroll? All right.
Mr. Aldrich
You aren't going to play any practical jokes on anyone, are you?
Toby
Oh.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, no, Mr. Aldrich. We're just going out for the fresh
Toby
air and maybe ring one or two doorbells.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry, you are not going to ring any doorbells.
Toby
But, Mother, what harm can come from innocently ringing just one doorbell that's rung 50 million times in the year anyway?
Mrs. Aldrich
Because most people don't like it.
Mr. Aldrich
Henry, the minute you begin to trespass, you're liable to run into trouble.
Toby
Father, name one thing that could happen from sticking a pin into a doorbell. Aside from the fact that it's going to ring for a while.
Mr. Aldrich
I'm not going to argue, Toby.
Toby
I don't think I'll go out.
Henry Aldrich
No.
Toby
Oh, yeah. Ever since way back, I've been looking forward to tonight. And now it's here, and I can't even stick a pin in a doorbell.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, if Henry didn't actually stick a pin in it, couldn't he ring just one bell?
Mr. Aldrich
It's entirely up to you, Alice.
Toby
All we do is ring it and run.
Mr. Aldrich
Father. Don't look at me, son. I'm only your father.
Mrs. Aldrich
I don't see what fun there could be in it.
Toby
At least my whole year wouldn't be ruined.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, could you ring a bell where
Toby
no one is home, Mother?
Mr. Aldrich
All right. If it'll make you any happier, go out and ring one bell.
Henry Aldrich
We can, Father. We can.
Toby
Toby, come on. Okay.
Mr. Aldrich
I don't see what fun you'll get from it.
Toby
At least we can say we've done it.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, I've got an idea.
Toby
What?
Henry Aldrich
My folks didn't say I couldn't ring more than one.
Toby
I'll tell you.
Henry Aldrich
I'll do the ringing and you do the running.
Toby
Okay. Let's ring Mr. Edwards's bell first.
Homer
John?
Mrs. Aldrich
John Edwards, Are you out there on
Homer
the porch without any hat on?
Toby
I am.
Mr. Edwards
I was just out to look at the car. Someone has taken the battery out of it.
Mrs. Aldrich
Who do you suppose could have done a thing like that?
Mr. Edwards
Oh, some Halloween hoodlum. I tell you, Phoebe, this town has reached a nice state of affairs.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, come in and close the door before you catch pneumonia.
Mr. Edwards
Do you know what I think I'll do? I'll just wait inside the door and see whether anyone comes back. I'll get my cane, too. The next boy that comes up on this porch is going to get the tanning of his life.
Mrs. Aldrich
Yes, dear.
Toby
Toby. Toby.
Henry Aldrich
What?
Toby
He's going in. Come on up on the porch. What were they talking about, Henry? Search me.
Henry Aldrich
Let's write a note and pin it to the door.
Toby
Okay. Got a pencil?
Mr. Aldrich
No.
Henry Aldrich
Here's my fountain pen.
Toby
Listen, Toby, let's just ring the bell and run.
Henry Aldrich
Let me ring it.
Toby
No, Toby, this is the only one I can ring.
Henry Aldrich
You can ring the next one.
Toby
No. Besides, Mr. Edwards was my idea. Here we go, Toby. I'm going to ring it.
Henry Aldrich
Do you hear anyone coming?
Toby
No, I better ring it again.
Mr. Edwards
Well, somebody's coming.
Toby
Run till we run.
Henry Aldrich
I am.
Toby
Quick till we duck around the side of the house.
Henry Aldrich
Here, I'm with you, Hannah.
Mr. Edwards
Do you hear me?
Narrator/Announcer
Stop.
Toby
Nothing.
Mr. Aldrich
Oh, boy.
Toby
Oh, boy. What was that? I'm all right. I just knocked over an ash can. Come on back here. Through this great robbery, there goes Mr. Edwards over to.
Henry Aldrich
That'll help.
Mr. Edwards
If I catch you, I'll tell you.
Toby
Come on out through these trees, Toby.
Henry Aldrich
If he catches you, Henry, don't give your right name.
Toby
Whose name should I give?
Henry Aldrich
Take one up. What was that?
Toby
That?
Mr. Edwards
That was Mrs. Edwards.
Toby
Look, Toby, here's a hole or something we can hide in.
Homer
Yeah?
Toby
Where? Right here on the ground. Oh, gee whiz. Wait, Toby.
Henry Aldrich
What's the matter? It's an old oil.
Toby
It's an old well.
Henry Aldrich
Well, this is a nice time to tell me.
Toby
What's the matter?
Henry Aldrich
I dropped my fountain pen in it.
Narrator/Announcer
Shh. Shh.
Toby
Toby is coming toward us.
Narrator/Announcer
Shh.
Toby
He went right on. Boy, that was close. Let's beat it, Toby, and get out of here.
Henry Aldrich
But, Henry, I dropped my fountain pen.
Toby
That's so important.
Henry Aldrich
My mother just bought it for me. Gee whiz. I can't go home without my fountain pen.
Toby
Henry, how are we going to get it? It's way down at the bottom of the well.
Henry Aldrich
There's an old chain here. It's hanging right straight down.
Toby
Is it fastened here at the top?
Henry Aldrich
Sure, Right to this piece of iron.
Toby
Wait a second. I'll roll up my trousers. You better take them off, Toby, then you won't get them wet. Sure.
Henry Aldrich
And hold my coat, too.
Mr. Aldrich
John.
Henry Aldrich
John.
Mr. Edwards
Yes, what is it?
Mrs. Aldrich
Did you find them?
Mr. Edwards
No, not yet.
Toby
Toby.
Mrs. Aldrich
Did you look in the shed out beyond the well?
Mr. Edwards
I'm just coming from there.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, come back in the house then.
Mr. Edwards
All I can say is they must have disappeared right into the ground.
Toby
It's okay, Toby. You can go down now.
Henry Aldrich
Look out while I go over the edge.
Toby
Are you sure you can get up again?
Henry Aldrich
Why not? All I have to do is hang onto this chain and climb right up the side. So long, Henry.
Toby
Hang on. Hang on tight, old boy.
Henry Aldrich
Gee whiz.
Toby
What's the matter, Toby? What's the matter?
Henry Aldrich
There's something tied partway down on the chain.
Toby
What is it?
Henry Aldrich
It's an automobile battery.
Toby
A battery? What's it doing down there?
Henry Aldrich
How should I know? And the chain ends right here.
Toby
Who does? Can you jump the rest of the way?
Henry Aldrich
What do you mean, jump? It's so dark down here, I wouldn't know when I got to the bottom.
Toby
Oh, here's the trouble. It's up here. Some of the slack is hooked onto a bolt. I'll see whether I can loosen it.
Henry Aldrich
Let it out easy, Henry. Don't worry, Toby.
Toby
You don't think I'd let you fall, do. Toby.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, Toby. Toby, where are you? I thought you were my friend. I couldn't help it.
Toby
Toby.
Henry Aldrich
Can you float? How can you float in four inches of water?
Toby
Oh, gee.
Henry Aldrich
Get your pen and come on up. You're crazy. There's nothing to take a hold of. Stand on the battery and reach. I can't.
Toby
Gee, Toby, I'll have to get you out somehow.
Henry Aldrich
Wonder whether I can find a ladder any place. Ask Mr. Edwards whether he has one.
Toby
Sure. Do you think I'm crazy, Toby?
Henry Aldrich
Well, hurry up and get a ladder someplace.
Toby
Look, there's a.
Henry Aldrich
The lid to the well up here. What about it? You want me to put it over the top so you won't get cold? No, just get me a ladder. Do you want your pants and coat? Just throw down my coat. Okay, here it comes. I'll get the ladder that's in our garage, Toby.
Toby
And if anybody speaks to you, don't answer.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, has Henry come in yet?
Mr. Aldrich
Not yet.
Mrs. Aldrich
It seems as though it's taking him an awfully long time to ring one doorbell.
Mr. Aldrich
Do you realize, Alice, this is the first Halloween no one has bothered us?
Mrs. Aldrich
Certainly do. Did you put all the ice cans in?
Mr. Aldrich
I put them in the basement.
Mrs. Aldrich
What was that?
Mr. Aldrich
Something out in back.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam. Sam, it sounds like one of the garage doors.
Mr. Aldrich
You suppose anyone's getting in there?
Toby
Listen, dear, come with me.
Homer
Where?
Toby
Let's go out to the kitchen and look through the window.
Mrs. Aldrich
Is the kitchen light on?
Toby
No. I want them to see us.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, someone is in the garage.
Toby
Stand back from the window.
Henry Aldrich
Can you see them?
Toby
That is, someone is coming out of
Mr. Aldrich
the garage with our big ladder.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam Holdrich. I think that's the limit.
Mr. Aldrich
I'm going down the cellar stairs here
Toby
and slip out to the basement door.
Mrs. Aldrich
Why not go out the back door?
Toby
This way I can head him off in the driveway.
Henry Aldrich
Shall I turn the light on?
Mr. Aldrich
No, no, don't turn the light on. I can see quite all right.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, what have you done?
Mr. Aldrich
I forgot. I put the ash cans down here.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, my goodness, dear. Are the ashes all over my cellar floor?
Mr. Aldrich
Yes, and so am I. Turn on the lights.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, you better come back up here and get your hat and coat.
Mr. Aldrich
You want whoever it is to get away?
Mrs. Aldrich
Is that ladder more important than your health? Now come back up here.
Mr. Aldrich
But, Alice, he's already gone out toward the street.
Mrs. Aldrich
In a town this size, Sam, you can certainly track down someone with a ladder.
Mr. Aldrich
You say the battery was taken right out of your car, Mr. Edwards?
Mr. Edwards
Yes, officer.
Mr. Aldrich
But you didn't see anyone?
Mr. Edwards
Not until a few minutes later. Two boys come up on the porch
Narrator/Announcer
and rang the bell.
Mr. Edwards
And I chased them right around here through the grape arbor.
Mr. Aldrich
Were they carrying the battery?
Mr. Edwards
Well, I couldn't say.
Mr. Aldrich
Well, whoever stole it is going to be apprehended and punished. The young fellows here have got to respect private property.
Mr. Edwards
Oh, they don't stop at anything. I even found a pair of somebody's trousers back here. You better take them down to headquarters.
Narrator/Announcer
Why?
Toby
One minute.
Mr. Aldrich
What's up?
Toby
Stand back there under the street. Do you see out there toward the street? Somebody coming. Somebody with a ladder.
Mr. Edwards
He's Coming right this way.
Toby
All right, now keep quiet. Keep quiet.
Mr. Aldrich
And when he passes, I nap him. Just a minute there, young man.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, gee whiz, who said that?
Mr. Aldrich
One minute, I said.
Toby
Yes, sir. So, was there something you wanted?
Mr. Aldrich
Where did you get that ladder?
Toby
At home.
Mr. Aldrich
I asked you where did you get it?
Henry Aldrich
I brought it from home. Sure I did.
Toby
I give you my word I did. I did.
Mr. Aldrich
Oh, so we're going to have trouble with you. Where's the battery?
Toby
The battery? What battery?
Mr. Edwards
The battery that disappeared from my car.
Toby
I haven't even seen any battery.
Mr. Aldrich
What's your name?
Toby
Why, what is it? It's Harry.
Mr. Edwards
Harry what?
Toby
Harry Ambrose.
Mr. Aldrich
Where are you taking that ladder?
Toby
Well, not any place in particular.
Henry Aldrich
I just happened to be carrying it with me.
Mr. Aldrich
Just giving it an airing, eh? Taking it out for a walk?
Toby
Yes, sir.
Mr. Aldrich
Well, Mr. Edwards, what do you think
Narrator/Announcer
we ought to do with him?
Mr. Edwards
It's 90 days for larceny, isn't it, officer?
Henry Aldrich
90 days in jail for taking my own father's ladder.
Mr. Aldrich
That's what it is.
Toby
But I've got a friend, see, and I. I see.
Mr. Aldrich
And he has the batter?
Toby
No, sir. He's in a terrible predicament.
Mr. Aldrich
Where is he?
Toby
Where is he? I don't know. I'm looking for him.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, you're just going around with the
Mr. Aldrich
ladder looking for a friend.
Toby
I know that seems hard to believe, officer, but that's what I'm doing.
Mr. Aldrich
Well, suppose you leave that ladder here.
Henry Aldrich
But I'll get the deuce if I don't take it back home.
Mr. Aldrich
You'll get 90 days, Harry Ambrose, if you don't put it down.
Toby
Yes, sir.
Mr. Aldrich
Now get home with you. Should have been in bed an hour ago.
Toby
Yes, only I don't know what my friend will do without me.
Narrator/Announcer
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It being Halloween, Henry and his friend Toby set out to ring just one doorbell and come home. However, one thing leads to another until Toby was left stranded at the bottom of a well and Henry is attempting to rescue it.
Mrs. Aldrich
Good evening. Oh, is that you out there, Henry aldrin?
Toby
Good evening, Mrs. Lockridge. Could I borrow a real strong rope from you?
Mrs. Aldrich
A real strong what, dear?
Toby
A rope. I need about 15ft of very strong rope.
Mrs. Aldrich
Oh, would a piece of clothesline help any?
Toby
No, ma'. Am. I have a friend that's in a well.
Mrs. Aldrich
That's quite a Halloween joke, isn't it?
Toby
No, ma'. Am. I'm trying to get my friend out.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, how did he get in it?
Toby
He was looking for his fountain pen.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, why don't you try one of the other houses in the neighborhood?
Toby
I have, I have. But every doorbell I've rung so far, the people chased me.
Mrs. Aldrich
You don't say so.
Toby
Yes, ma'.
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Am.
Toby
That's how I got all wet like this.
Mrs. Aldrich
Goodness gracious. How did you get that wet?
Toby
They poured a bucket of water on me from the second floor window.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, come to think of it, Henry, we have a good long tow rope out in the car.
Toby
You have?
Mrs. Aldrich
Yes, sir. You'll find the car right out there in front.
Toby
Right down the curb aways.
Mrs. Aldrich
That's right. Okay, if I remember, the rope's a little bit straight in the middle.
Henry Aldrich
That's all right. It can certainly hold.
Toby
Toby.
Henry Aldrich
Will I find it in the front or the rear of the car?
Mrs. Aldrich
You'll have to look, dear.
Toby
Yes, this is the car. My gosh, that's funny.
Mr. Aldrich
All right, young fellow, what are you trying to get away with?
Toby
What's that?
Mr. Edwards
Did you think I Didn't see you.
Henry Aldrich
She was let go of my collar.
Mr. Aldrich
What were you doing in my car?
Toby
I've got a friend that's in a well.
Henry Aldrich
Yeah, but you see, Mrs. Lockbridge gave
Toby
me permission to open this car.
Mr. Aldrich
Mrs. Lockbridge did?
Toby
It's her husband.
Mr. Aldrich
Well, it just happens to be my car. And I live right here in this house.
Toby
You do?
Henry Aldrich
You mean this other car here is Lockbridge's?
Mr. Aldrich
And I suppose you're going to tell me Mrs. Lockbridge gave you permission to let all the air out of my tires.
Toby
Are they flat?
Mr. Aldrich
What do you think? I was watching out the window, Pa.
Toby
Well, you certainly have my sympathy.
Mr. Aldrich
Here you are.
Toby
What's that?
Mr. Aldrich
It's a pump. Get to work.
Toby
But gee, was. I give you my word. All I was looking for was a piece of rope so I could pull my friend out.
Mr. Aldrich
Maybe you'd like to have me turn you over to the police, my boy.
Toby
Oh, no.
Mr. Aldrich
Are you going to hook that pump onto the valve?
Toby
Yes, sir.
Mr. Aldrich
What's your name?
Toby
Why, it's. It's. Which tire do you want me to pump up first?
Mr. Aldrich
I asked you your name.
Toby
What's a. Harry Ambrose.
Mr. Aldrich
Harry Ambrose, eh?
Toby
Yes, sir.
Mr. Aldrich
Well, your family ought to be ashamed of you.
Toby
Yes, sir, they certainly ought to be.
Mr. Aldrich
I'm going in and keep an eye on you from the house. And don't forget, there's a street lamp right here and I can see every move you make.
Toby
Yes, sir.
Mr. Aldrich
If I hadn't been a boy once myself, I'd turn you over the law.
Toby
Yes, sir. Huffy with. Well, I'll be Dorm.
Mr. Aldrich
Henry. Henry, Is that you pumping up those tires?
Toby
Father? Where did you come from?
Mr. Aldrich
I'm looking for our ladder. And may I first ask what you're doing, Father?
Toby
I wish you'd go in and tell the man that owns this car that he has no right making me do this. This?
Mr. Aldrich
How did he happen to ask you to.
Henry Aldrich
I was opening his car.
Toby
See?
Mr. Aldrich
Done. Didn't you promise to ring just one doorbell?
Henry Aldrich
That's all I did.
Mr. Aldrich
Do not have any excuses. Pump those tires up and take your punishment.
Henry Aldrich
Where are you going?
Mr. Aldrich
To find a family by the name of Ambrose.
Toby
Of Ambrose. Ambrose.
Mr. Aldrich
I tracked a boy by that name as far as Mr. Edwards house. You don't happen to know him, do you?
Toby
Harry Ambrose, do you know him? Well, I think I've heard of him, but he's no friend of mine, Father, but.
Mr. Aldrich
Hurry up and finish those tires and then get on.
Henry Aldrich
But listen, Father. Hey there.
Homer
Let me hide behind your car.
Toby
Who's that?
Homer
Is that you, Henry?
Toby
Is that you?
Mrs. Aldrich
Who?
Homer
Here, Henry, hold it.
Mr. Aldrich
What is it?
Homer
It's a red lantern.
Toby
What am I to do with it?
Homer
Just hold it, Henry. I'm in a hurry.
Henry Aldrich
But I don't want this, Homer. So there you are.
Toby
Who?
Mr. Aldrich
You with the lantern. Come along with me, my boy.
Toby
You wait until I get even with you. Homer.
Homer
You got away from him, didn't you, Henry?
Toby
Away from him? But look at what he did in my coat. How am I going to get this sleeve back on?
Homer
Aren't I going to help you get Toby out of the well? Yes, and didn't I get this rope for you?
Henry Aldrich
Where did you get it?
Homer
Isn't it a beauty, Henry? I found it over here on Walnut Street.
Toby
What I mean, Homer, is. Whose was it?
Henry Aldrich
Nobody's.
Homer
It was just roping off a new sidewalk that had been laid this afternoon.
Toby
Listen, Homer, I'm not going to use it.
Homer
Well, we aren't going to keep it, Henry.
Toby
It's just here.
Homer
Get Toby out.
Toby
But, Homer, I don't think we should use it.
Homer
All right, then. All right.
Toby
Not so loud, Homer.
Homer
Do you see somebody?
Toby
We're right here by Mr. Edwards's house. Oh, come on now, Homer, and follow me back to the well.
Homer
Why don't you want to disturb Mr. Edwards, Henry?
Toby
Well, if he's going to sleep, there's no sense in waking him up, is there? Come on back through this great barber. I'm coming. Where is the well? It's right ahead here someplace.
Homer
Can't you find it?
Toby
That's strange. Gee whiz. Don't fall in the window. Oh, here it is. Hey, Toby.
Henry Aldrich
Toby, are you all right, Toby? Who is that?
Toby
It's Henry and Homer.
Henry Aldrich
Well, you're the only ones that haven't been here before.
Toby
Who else has been here?
Henry Aldrich
Everybody. And they all threw something down. The last time it was a bushel of apples. Are you all right, Toby? How could I be? Get me out of here.
Toby
We're letting a rope down now, Toby.
Homer
Here, Henry, I'll help you.
Toby
Is it down yet, Toby?
Henry Aldrich
No, it's coming.
Toby
Homer, have you got the end?
Homer
What end, Henry?
Mr. Aldrich
Of the rope.
Henry Aldrich
The end down here.
Toby
Which end?
Henry Aldrich
Both ends.
Toby
Well, gee whiz, Homer, if you are in a hell.
Homer
Toby, throw one end up here.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, my God. Going to do that? Just throw it right straight up. Here it comes.
Toby
Where is it?
Henry Aldrich
Around my neck.
Homer
Henry, I've got an idea.
Henry Aldrich
Look out.
Toby
What are you going to do?
Homer
How about dropping this rock down and letting him tie the rope to it?
Toby
And then throw it Up.
Henry Aldrich
Now, listen, don't throw anything more down here. There isn't any more room.
Homer
Henry, do you think you could hold my hand while I go down partway?
Toby
How would you get the rope?
Homer
Well, Toby could tie it to my foot.
Henry Aldrich
Sure, and then I'll pull you back up.
Homer
And take it easy now. We like it over the edge.
Toby
Okay. Have you got a good hold?
Henry Aldrich
Yeah. What's that coming down?
Toby
Don't worry. It's Homer.
Henry Aldrich
Don't jump, Homer.
Homer
What do you think I am? Are you sure you got a hold of me, Henry?
Toby
Sure.
Homer
Easy now.
Toby
Easy. If I only had something to hang on to.
Homer
This is a nice time to think of that.
Henry Aldrich
Don't worry, Homer. I've got you.
Homer
Boy, my arms coming right out.
Mr. Edwards
How much lower is it?
Henry Aldrich
Wait a second and I'll tie the rope on Homer's foot.
Homer
You got it.
Toby
Come on.
Mr. Edwards
Officer, I think you're off this way.
Mr. Aldrich
I'm coming. Oh, GE Whiz.
Henry Aldrich
Keep quiet.
Toby
Oh, boy.
Henry Aldrich
Oh, boy. Gee, if they had come two feet
Toby
closer, they would have four swollen right in with us.
Henry Aldrich
That would have been good. Well, we got you out, Toby, even
Toby
if we did have a hard time finding my father's ladder.
Homer
And, Toby, we got you away from Mr. Edwards house.
Henry Aldrich
But I still haven't got any pants, Henry.
Toby
Well, just walk along as though you were coming home from a party.
Henry Aldrich
Boy, is this heavy.
Toby
Is what heavy? Listen, Toby, what are you carrying?
Henry Aldrich
This battery.
Toby
Oh, gee whiz, Toby. What'd you bring that for?
Henry Aldrich
I didn't even know I had it. Well, we've got to take that right
Toby
back to Mr. Edwards.
Homer
All the way?
Toby
Sure. What do you think we hold it out for? We get caught with it, we'll get six months in jail.
Henry Aldrich
Here, Homer, how would you like to carry it?
Homer
I don't want to let Henry carry it.
Henry Aldrich
Toby, don't try to shirk responsibility. Well, you fellas have got to go back with me. I'm not going alone.
Toby
Come on. Who's that coming? Where? Down there on the corner. He's coming right towards us. Isn't that a policeman?
Henry Aldrich
I think it is. Henry, let's turn around and go the other way.
Homer
That's what I say.
Toby
No, we'll walk right along as though we were heading for a garage. Sure.
Homer
Oh, sure. Our battery ran down and we're going to get it recharged.
Henry Aldrich
But I still haven't got any pants.
Homer
Listen, fellas, look ahead there where there's another policeman and he's walking right toward us.
Toby
So long, Toby.
Henry Aldrich
Now, wait, Henry. You can't leave me flat like this. I've got to get rid of this battery.
Homer
Well, put it down someplace.
Narrator/Announcer
Sure.
Henry Aldrich
And supposing he sees me?
Toby
I've got an idea. You see that car parked there by the curb?
Henry Aldrich
Yeah.
Toby
We'll put it inside. Just dump it through the window.
Henry Aldrich
Henry, you've got a head on you.
Toby
Come on. Now. We'll hide behind between these two houses. Boy, if they see it. Okay.
Henry Aldrich
Wait for me.
Homer
Well, hurry up.
Toby
Quiet. The police are going by. Do you think they saw us?
Homer
No, they're not even looking this way.
Henry Aldrich
Say, fellas, do you know what I just happened to think?
Toby
What?
Henry Aldrich
I left my fountain pen down in the well. Say, gee whiz, what's the matter? That car we put the battery in. What about it? Somebody just drove off and.
Mrs. Aldrich
Is that you, Henry?
Henry Aldrich
Yes, Mother.
Mrs. Aldrich
Will you please tell me where you've been all evening?
Henry Aldrich
Just out with Toby hauling around.
Mrs. Aldrich
We'll come into the living room.
Toby
I've to make a phone call first, Mother. Hello, operator? Then I'll be right there. Operator, could you get me. It's right here in the book. It's. It's Elm 36.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Mother, Father isn't in yet, is he?
Mrs. Aldrich
No, he isn't.
Toby
Oh. Hello? Hello, is this Mr. Edwards? Well, Mr. Edwards, this is to inform you that if you will notify the police to look for a car number T765, I think. Or maybe it was T5 something. Anyhow, in it you'll find your battery. What's that? This is just a friend, Mr. Edwards,
Henry Aldrich
who happened to be passing by your
Toby
house a little while ago.
Mrs. Aldrich
Henry.
Henry Aldrich
Goodbye, Henry.
Toby
I'm coming, Mother.
Mrs. Aldrich
Where's your coat, dear?
Toby
I just hung it up in the closet.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, did you ring your doorbell?
Toby
Yes, Mother, I rang it.
Mrs. Aldrich
Did you find it worthwhile?
Toby
Well, to be honest, I think I'm getting a little too old to be doing things like that. Where's my Latin?
Mr. Aldrich
Oh, Alice, is Henry in?
Mrs. Aldrich
Yes, Sam. He's sitting here studying. Where have you been?
Mr. Aldrich
I found the ladder, but not the boy.
Mrs. Aldrich
Sam, what on earth do you have all over your shoes?
Mr. Aldrich
That is cement. They laid a new sidewalk over town and didn't even bother to rope it off.
Mrs. Aldrich
Well, don't get it all over the carpet.
Mr. Aldrich
And what do you think I found a few minutes ago?
Toby
What?
Mr. Aldrich
A battery in the back seat of my car.
Toby
A battery? Phone.
Mr. Aldrich
Tomorrow morning, Henry, you call up the police and find out who lost it.
Henry Aldrich
All right, Father.
Mr. Aldrich
And then after you've done that, you can go over to Mr. Edwards. And get our ladder.
Toby
Yes, Father.
Henry Aldrich
I wonder why people think Halloween is
Toby
a time for fun.
Narrator/Announcer
Henry Aldrich will be back in just a moment. When you make out the grocery list for tomorrow, friends, be sure to include several packages of Jello puddings. They're easy to make, inexpensive and really delicious. Ask a grocer for all three flavors. Jello chocolate pudding, Jello vanilla pudding and Jello butterscotch pudding. Jello puddings are made by the makers of Jello, so you know they're good.
Toby
Good night, folks. Be seeing you next week, I hope.
Narrator/Announcer
Listen in again next Thursday evening to the Aldrich family and to the Maxwell House Coffee Time program, which immediately precedes it on most of these stations. A solid hour of sparkling radio entertainment every Thursday night. The Aldrich Family, starring Ezra Stone, is written by Clifford Goldsmith. Original music is composed and conducted by Jack Miller. This is Harry Von Zell bidding you all good night. It's your grocer folks calling up to let you know about our special this week on Bird's Eye Quick frozen Haddock Fillets.
Mr. Aldrich
Say what?
Narrator/Announcer
Really good haddock it is, too chock full of that fresh tasting deep sea flavor. And don't bother to look for any bones because Birdseye Haddock is all clean and bone for you. Ready for the pen. Buy Birds Eye haddock fillets tomorrow. They're especially low price all this week.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Date: March 9, 2026
Host: Harolds Old Time Radio
Episode Theme: Classic radio comedy and the misadventures of teenage boys on Halloween night.
This episode features a classic installment of The Aldrich Family, a beloved radio comedy from the Golden Age of Radio, focused on the timeless high jinks of Henry Aldrich and his friends. The story revolves around Henry and Toby’s attempts to inject excitement into a cash-strapped Halloween, but their harmless prank quickly spirals out of control, leading to unintended trouble, misunderstandings, and slapstick comedy.
Henry and Toby’s Predicament: The boys lament their lack of money and brainstorm ways to have fun on Halloween night. Ideas include playing pranks like removing porch steps or ringing doorbells, but Mr. Aldrich warns them not to trespass on private property.
Notable Quote
Henry: "Wouldn't you think... there'd be at least one thing a person could do on Halloween without its costing money?" (03:18)
The Aldrich parents try to steer the boys toward more wholesome activities like making candy. The boys are dissatisfied, feeling this doesn't stack up to the excitement others are having.
Permission for One Ring: After much negotiation, Henry and Toby are allowed to ring just one doorbell — a compromise that they immediately stretch.
Chaos at Mr. Edwards’s House: The boys choose Mr. Edwards’s house. Unknown to them, someone has already stolen the battery from Edwards' car, prompting suspicion and vigilance.
Mishaps and Consequences: While fleeing, Henry drops his fountain pen down an old well. Attempting to retrieve it, he inadvertently discovers the missing car battery tied to a chain in the well.
Toby Gets Stuck: Toby ends up in the bottom of the well. Henry promises to get a ladder to help Toby out, setting off on a comical rescue that brings further confusion.
Families React: The Aldrich parents become confused about what’s happening, noticing strange noises and missing household items like their ladder.
Police and Parents: Mr. Edwards, the affected car owner, contacts the police; misunderstandings multiply as Henry is suspected of larceny when seen with the ladder and is repeatedly pressed for a name. Toby invents the alias "Harry Ambrose" to dodge trouble.
Toby Tries to Get Help: Soaked and desperate, Toby tries unsuccessfully to borrow a rope from various neighbors; people suspect a Halloween prank.
Innocent Mischief Worsens: Toby is caught near someone else’s car and, as a result of mistaken identity, is forced to pump up an angry homeowner's flat tires as penance.
Rescue Team Grows: Henry recruits Homer to help. They procure a rope (which turns out is taken from a newly cemented sidewalk) and return to the well.
Final Rescue Antics: There is slapstick confusion with the rope, the rescue method (including thoughts to tie the rope to Homer’s foot), and narrow escapes, preventing themselves and adults from falling into the well.
Realization and Restitution: Upon escaping, the boys find themselves still in hilarious trouble: Toby is missing his pants (left near the well), and Henry is unintentionally carrying the car battery.
Attempt at Doing the Right Thing: The boys have to decide how to return the battery without suspicion. They hide it in a parked car, only to watch the car drive away.
Confession and Consequences: At home, Henry and Toby field questions from their parents. Mr. Aldrich eventually finds the battery in his own car and instructs Henry to call the police in the morning and retrieve their ladder from Mr. Edwards.
The episode is full of light, rapid, old-time radio banter, with characters speaking in period-typical, exaggerated, wholesome sitcom style. The boys’ plans spiral comically out of control while parental exasperation is played for laughs. Themes of youthful mischief, unintended consequences, and bumbling adult interventions all contribute to the nostalgic and good-natured humor.
This episode of The Aldrich Family delivers a perfect snapshot of mid-century American radio comedy, where even the simplest pranks could lead to elaborate, consequence-filled misadventures. For fans of classic radio, this episode is a gem—full of slapstick, misunderstandings, and the timeless struggle between youthful exuberance and adult caution.