B (3:50)

Hey, Patty, now that you've got that buff and the sail of piped aboard, what have you and Maxine and Laverne got ready for us?

C (3:55)

My Andre, you know what it's got to be? It's got to be this or that. If it ain't wrong, you're right if it ain't dark, it's light if you ain't sure, you might see this or that if it ain't full, it's blank if you don't spend, you bank if it ain't big, it's rank Gotta be this or that who can it be if it ain't me I know it's not your brother can't you see it's got to be one way or the other Tell me what I if you don't like I if it ain't yes, it's no got to be sis or that. If it ain't gobs, it's T if it ain't waves, it's fire if it ain't stripes, then it's got to be bar it's got to be this if it ain't sail, it's rigged if it ain't pipe, it's G if you don't strum then you land in the bree Gotta be this or that if it ain't a battleship, then it could be a whaler if it ain't girls in every part then, boy, you're not a sailor if it ain't white, why, then it's blue if it ain't rain, why, then it's dew if it ain't beans, it's dew Got to be this other.

B (6:25)

Oh, boy. Plenty of this and plenty of that. Terrific, Andrew Sisters.

C (6:28)

Oh, thank you, Andre. And now, folks, if you'll just modulate over to the moonlight and roses division of the showroom. Kurt Massey will put a brand new musical model on display.

D (6:38)

Well, I think it's a honey of a song, too. It says that when two people are in love, they're together wherever they may be. Sort of a theme song for every guy and gal who won't let an ocean keep them apart.

B (6:49)

Sounds swell, Kurt. Say, how's about adding a little music to those words, huh?

D (6:53)

Okay, Andre. Right now. We are oceans apart. You're never out of my heart I simply close my eyes and there you are. There in the darling light There in the still of the night I look behind a star and there you are Whenever there's a storm I don't even hear the thunder My heart with Love is so aflame I only hear each little raindrop repeating your name and when the long day is through I long for you, Only you and I pretend you're there and there you are.

B (8:48)

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C (11:03)

and three

B (11:03)

of the nicest are coming up to the microphone as follows. 1.

C (11:06)

Patty, 2. Maxine, 3 and a fern.

B (11:09)

And this nice threesome is here to tell you that the best things in life are on the house, gratis and freesome. But let's listen to the way the Andrew Sisters say it, Calypso style.

C (11:19)

Yeah, Mom. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la Money is the root of all evil Money is the root of all evil Won't contaminate myself with it Take it away Take it away Take it away if a woman calls a man honey and it's on account of his money Honey and money will soon be gone Take it away Take it away Take it away I got the one I love I above I got my youth Money is the root of all evil Money is the root of all evil Won't contaminate myself with it Take it away Take it away Take it away. Haven't got a job but no hurry I would answer if they gave me gold Take it away Take it away Take it away if you want no income talks, Mr. Take it easy and relax, Mr. When they offer work be strong and say Take it away Take it away Take it away. I got the one I love I got the moon and the stars above I got. Money is the root of all evil Money is the root of all evil Won't contaminate myself with it Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away Take it away.

B (13:50)

Time now to swing open the door of our Nash Calvinator Green Room. The door through which steps our guest of the week to receive an award of merit for his outstanding contribution to the world of entertainment. Our guest tonight is a guy who's parlayed a mythical friend into a national institution, who's walked onto stages in theaters and nightclubs from Trenton to Tallahassee, draped himself carelessly around a microphone, told a deceptively simple story about a guy he knows, and spent the rest of the evening between laughs, remembering out loud other assorted incidents in the life and hard times of Sam Lapidus. You know who I mean now?

E (14:27)

That's right.

B (14:28)

Stepping from the Green Room with his cane on one arm and Sam Lapidus on the other. That great comedian Lou Holtz.

C (14:41)

Oh, Lou, we're honored to have you here. All three of you. Yourself, your cane and Lapidus.

E (14:46)

Well, thank you, Patty.

B (14:47)

Thank you.

E (14:48)

There's a. There's a restaurant. No, I told her last night.

C (14:51)

There's.

E (14:52)

There's a lodge. There's a lodge in Lower east side, New York City called Itsy Pitsy Lodge. They have a meeting every four weeks. After the meeting, they give away a prize. This night they were giving a prize away to the most stubborn man in the lodge. First guy to get up Is Lapidus. He's a gentleman. He says, slip me the 15 bugs because I am a mule. Nobody stubborn as I am. He says, do you all prove it? Do you all prove it? To share that I got a daughter, a sweet patootie. The less hoarding femininity. Going around with a fellow named Abe Shmuelitz. He makes a beautiful dollar. He's a salami hanger. Hangs a salami in the delicatessen windows either horizontal or perpendicular according to the architectural structure of the window. Came to me, said I'd like to marry a daughter. I told him, okay, okay. I told him with a finger in his face, okay. He said, we'll have a wonderful wedding. Orchestra, music. Eleven piece. I said, Nine pieces. He said, Eleven. I said nine. I said eleven. I said nine. I said 11. I said, the marriage is off. That's 14 years ago. They're still engaged. I'm holding out for two pieces. Next fellow get up, says I heard the remarks. Lapidus, a member of Ritzy Pizza in good standing. He is stubborn, but mildly gentleman. He said, I had a toothache. Shouldn't happen to a dog. I couldn't eat or drink or sleep or think for six days and nights. Finally, I couldn't stand it any longer. I went to a dentist. I said, dentist, extract me to tooth. He said, which tooth is hurting you? I wouldn't answer him. I told him, I brought the toothache. You got the education. Open up my mouth. Look around there, see what's going on. Yank me out of toot, he says, dodge the tooth. I says, no, Yank me out of not a toot. He says, dodge the toot. I said, no. Yanked me out every tooth except the right one. That's six years ago and the tooth still hurts me. Next fellow grub says, I heard the remarks of the last two members of Itsy Pitsy. They are stubborn, but amateurs. Cause I was born in Russia. Of course, you never know I'm Russian from the way I'm speaking English. He said, one win tonight in Russia. The worst winter we've ever known. 0 was below. 11:00 clock at night. I was thinking about my sweetheart Sarah. Says I to myself, says I on a night like this wouldn't go out on the street. I dog. So I'll go down to Sarah's house and surprise her. I walked down on the street. There wasn't enough numbers on a thermometer to tell you how cold was the freeze. By the time I walked five blocks, froze by me. The lips, ears or nose deep blue Almost a purple. By the time I got to her house, I was numb, frozen stiff, more dead than alive. I rang the bell. She says, who's there? I wouldn't answer her. I rang the bell again. She heard that, wouldn't answer her. I stood there for five hours, froze to the sidewalk, fell over and I dead, faint. They took me to a hospital. I laid there for seven months between life and death. That's 31 years ago. She don't know to this day who rang the bel.

C (18:28)

Ah, that's wonderful, Lou. Wait a minute.

B (18:30)

Don't go away until I give you this symbol of the Green Room Award. You see, it's a bronze model of the door you stepped out of just a Lapidus or two ago. Now, the door opens when you turn that little knob. And there's a gold plaque reading. For outstanding contribution to the world of entertainment. The Nash Calvinator Green Room Award is presented to Sam Lapidus and his chief supporting player, Lou Holtz.

C (18:56)

Thank you.

E (18:58)

I want to thank you from the bottom of Sam Lapidus heart. Thank you very much.

C (19:13)

Come on along and listen to the lullab of Broadway the hip array and ballyhoo the lullaby of Broadway the rumble of a subway train the rattle of the taxi the daffodils who entertain at Angelos and Maxis When a Broadway baby says good night it's early in the morning Mad babies don't sleep tight until the dark. Good night, bab, Good night. Mailman's on his way Sleep time, Sleep times let's call it a day Come on along and you can listen to a baby cry. The lullaby of old Broadway the jump, a jibbing and the swingaroo the lullaby of Broadway the band begins to jam or to blip, blip and everyone goes crazy Here I could buy your baby suit the atmosphere gets hazy Hush, I buy you this and that, you hear a daddy saying and baby goes home to her flats to sleep all day. Sleep night, my baby Get a lot of sleep in time for fly Good night, my baby have a lot of fun in the nighttime Get a lot of sleep in the daytime Good night, good night, good night let's call it a day Good night, good night, Good night. Milkman's on his way Good night, baby, Good night. Milkman's on his way. Let's call it a day Listen to the love of eyes of all Broadway.

B (21:46)

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D (23:06)

When a Massie meets a patty coming to the mic

C (23:12)

Then the patty says to Massey this my friend I like.

D (23:18)

Every showroom has its duet and the time is now.

C (23:24)

Okay Kurt, let's take a downbeat and let's show em how. I don't care who knows this I'm in love with you

D (23:50)

I guess I'll always be this way Whatever you say

C (23:55)

I love you that nothing you do

D (23:58)

I say can ever change me I'm

C (24:04)

for you forever yours my whole life

D (24:15)

that's how I am I don't care

C (24:20)

who knows it I'm in love with you.

D (24:56)

I'm for you forever. That's how we are and we don't

C (25:13)

care who knows it. I'm in love with you baby I'm in love with you I'm in love with you.

B (25:41)

You know the very first display on the opening night of our show showroom was a happy tune that your letters tell us you liked. Kurt Massey, Vic Schoen, the Ambassadors and the Andrew Sisters are more than glad to answer your request with a reprise of that tune. It's a grand night for singing

C (26:00)

It's a grand night for singing the moon is flying high and somewhere a bird who is bound he'll be heard Is throwing as hot as the sky It's

D (26:14)

a grand night for singing the stars are bright above the earth is a glow and to add to the show I think I am falling in love

C (26:28)

Falling, falling in love. Maybe it's more than the moon maybe it's more than the bird maybe it's

D (26:47)

more than the sight of the night and the Light too lovely forward maybe

C (26:54)

it's more than the earth Shiny and silvery blue maybe the reason I'm feeling this way has something to do with you. La la la la la la Some

D (27:15)

who is bound he'll be heard it's throwing his heart at the star It's

C (27:20)

a grand night for singing the stars are bright above the earth is a glow and to add to the show I think I am falling in love Falling, falling in love. Maybe just a little more than the moon maybe just a little more than the bird maybe it's just a little more than the sight of the night in the light too lovely for words

D (27:58)

maybe it's more than the earth Shiny and silvery blues maybe the reason I'm feeling this way has something to do

C (28:09)

with you It's a great, great night for singing from other stars I'm right Above the earth is a glow and to add to the show I think I am falling in love.

B (28:51)

Well, everybody, that just about shows off every new model on display in the Nash Calvinator musical showroom.

C (28:57)

So good night, folks. See you next Wednesday.

B (29:01)

From the Andrew Sisters.

D (29:02)

So long, folks.

B (29:03)

From Kurt Massey. Next Wednesday in the Nash Calvinator green room in the showcase of the showroom, Jane Cowell.

C (29:10)

And remember, we'll be with you each Wednesday at this time.

B (29:19)

Nash Builders of Nash motor cars. Kelvinator Builders of Kelvinator home appliances. Nash Kelvinator, makers of Nash motor cars, Kelvinator and Leonard home appliances, will be looking for you next Wednesday in the NK musical showroom starring the Andrew Sisters with Kurt Massey, Vic Schoen and his orchestra and the Ambassadors. And in the green room, Jane Cowell. Till then, this is Andre Barouche wishing you good evening. This is cbs, the Columbia broadcasting system.

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