Podcast Summary: Harold’s Old Time Radio – Andrews Sisters: Navy Day
Date: March 28, 2026
Host: Harold’s Old Time Radio
Featured Performers: The Andrews Sisters, Kurt Massey, Vic Schoen & his Orchestra, Lou Holtz
Special Theme: Navy Day - Saluting the U.S. Navy
Episode Overview
This vintage radio hour (originally aired in the 1940s, re-broadcast here) transforms the Nash Kelvinator musical showroom into a stage filled with patriotism, sparkling humor, and unforgettable harmony. The Andrews Sisters headline a musical tribute to Navy Day, supported by vocalist Kurt Massey, the Ambassadors, and comedian Lou Holtz. This episode weaves together lively big-band performances, heartfelt wartime themes, charming comedic skits, and the quintessential camaraderie of America’s Golden Age of Radio.
Key Segments & Discussion Points
1. Opening & Welcome – The Showroom Salutes the Navy
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[00:36] Andre Barouche introduces the Nash Kelvinator Musical Showroom, welcoming listeners and announcing Navy Day’s special guest, comedian Lou Holtz.
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Patriotic excitement kicks in as the Andrews Sisters prepare to serenade the “boys in blue” for Navy Week in New York City.
Quote:
"Here are Kirk Massey, the Ambassadors and the Andrews Sisters with a special salute to the United States Navy." — Andre Barouche [00:51]
2. Patriotic Musical Salute: “Strike Up The Band / Here Comes a Sailor”
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[01:30] The Andrews Sisters and company perform a medley honoring sailors, referencing battleships, hometown welcomes, and the Navy’s pivotal role in the war effort.
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Distinctively upbeat, the song spotlights the pride and admiration felt toward the Navy.
Quote:
"Strike up the band, here comes a sailor. We'll lend a hand to a brave sailor, Scouting the sea, Keeping it free...” — The Andrews Sisters [01:34]
3. Playful Harmony: “This or That”
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[03:55] Patty introduces a rapid-fire Andrews Sisters trio. The lyrics humorously list naval and everyday opposites (“If it ain’t gobs, it’s T; if it ain’t stripe, then it’s gotta be bar”), showcasing the sisters’ signature wordplay and harmonization.
Quote:
"If it ain’t a battleship, then it could be a whaler; if it ain’t girls in every port then, boy, you’re not a sailor..." — The Andrews Sisters [04:57]
4. Romantic Ballad: “There You Are”
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[06:38] Kurt Massey croons a sentimental tune about wartime separation and steadfast love, echoing the feelings of countless couples divided by oceans but connected by heart.
Quote:
"We are oceans apart. You’re never out of my heart. I simply close my eyes and there you are...” — Kurt Massey [06:53]
5. Calypso Interlude: “Money Is the Root of All Evil”
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[11:19] The Andrews Sisters return in calypso mode, cheekily reminding listeners what’s truly valuable in life, rejecting the pursuit of money for love and happiness.
Quote:
"Money is the root of all evil. Won’t contaminate myself with it. Take it away." — The Andrews Sisters [11:21]
6. Comedy Spotlight: Lou Holtz in the Green Room
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[13:50] Andre introduces Lou Holtz, celebrated for his comedic alter-ego, Sam Lapidus. Holtz delivers a trio of vignettes about stubbornness, blending self-deprecating storytelling and Jewish humor.
Notable Story:
- Holtz’s Sam Lapidus refuses to agree on music for his daughter’s wedding, resulting in a 14-year (and counting) engagement, just to win a minor argument.
- Classic punchlines revolve around exaggerated stubbornness—such as refusing to tell the dentist which tooth aches, leading to the wrong teeth being pulled.
Memorable Quote:
"That's 14 years ago. They're still engaged. I'm holding out for two pieces!" — Lou Holtz as Sam Lapidus [15:46]
Award Presentation:
- Lou Holtz is given the “Nash Calvinator Green Room Award” for his contributions to entertainment.
Quote:
"For outstanding contribution to the world of entertainment. The Nash Calvinator Green Room Award is presented to Sam Lapidus and his chief supporting player, Lou Holtz." — Andre Barouche [18:33]
7. Broadway Classic: “Lullaby of Broadway”
- [19:13] The Andrews Sisters deliver this signature show tune, painting a vivid scene of nightlife and the rhythms of New York’s theater world, their close harmony uplifting and warm.
8. Heartfelt Duet: “I’m in Love with You”
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[23:06] Patty and Kurt share a romantic duet, brimming with blunt sincerity and joy.
Quote:
"I don’t care who knows it. I’m in love with you." — Patty & Kurt [24:20]
9. Fan Favorite: “It’s a Grand Night for Singing”
- [25:41] By request, the cast reprise this buoyant number to wrap up the musical celebration in style.
10. Closing Remarks and Next Week’s Teaser
- [28:51] The cast bids farewell, teasing next week’s guest and emphasizing the ongoing weekly tradition of musical variety and guest stars.
Notable Moments & Quotes
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On Navy Week’s Significance:
“They all cheer with all their might. Welcome home, God. You’re all right.” — Chorus [01:47]
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On Comedy’s Power:
“Thank you from the bottom of Sam Lapidus’ heart.” — Lou Holtz [18:58]
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On Life’s Priorities:
“I got the one I love, I got my youth, I got the moon and stars above… Money is the root of all evil.” — The Andrews Sisters [12:00]
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Sisterly Banter:
“Oh, thank you, Andre. And now, folks, if you’ll just modulate over to the moonlight and roses division of the showroom…” — Patty Andrews [06:28]
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Romantic Assurance:
“Forever yours my whole life, that’s how I am. I don’t care who knows it, I’m in love with you.” — Kurt Massey & Patty [24:15]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Opening & Welcome: [00:36]
- Strike Up the Band / Navy Medley: [01:30]
- “This or That” Andrews Sisters: [03:55]
- “There You Are” Kurt Massey: [06:38]
- “Money Is the Root of All Evil”: [11:19]
- Lou Holtz Comedy & Award: [13:50] – [18:58]
- “Lullaby of Broadway”: [19:13]
- “I’m in Love with You” Duet: [23:06]
- “It’s a Grand Night for Singing”: [25:41]
- Farewells & Next Week’s Preview: [28:51]
Summary & Tone
This classic episode captures the inclusive, communal optimism of World War II–era radio, with stirring tributes to service members, buoyant pop harmonies, and sharp-witted humor. The Andrews Sisters’ energy, Lou Holtz’s comedic warmth, and the whole ensemble’s playful give-and-take create an atmosphere as cozy and spirited as a family gathered around the parlor radio — an infectious reminder of music’s and laughter’s power both in wartime and beyond.
For next week: Jane Cowell in the NK Musical Showroom!