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Classical 89 KBYU FM presents the Christmas Chronicles an exclusive dramatic reading written by Tim Slover. This eight part series captures the magic and mystery of everyone's favorite yuletide character, revealing a true and complete history of Santa Claus. In episode one. While searching for Christmas pine boughs, our storyteller came across a curious volume. That green book revealed itself as an account of the true identity of Santa Claus. Its author was the court historian, Professor Dunstan Wyatt.
Narrator (Tim Slover's Christmas Chronicles) (1:17)
I read it all night in my study. I fell asleep around dawn after I finished it. When I woke up, I intended to stumble into the bedroom to tell my wife all about what had happened and show her the book. But the book was gone. In its place was a note. We needed this back, it said, but don't worry, you'll remember every word. Yours sincerely, Dunstan.
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Episode two is performed by Richard Johnstone.
Narrator (Tim Slover's Christmas Chronicles) (1:48)
The Green Book written from original sources and interviews by Professor Dunstan Wyatt. ES Court historian Castle Noel. Now Klaus the Carpenter, the man whom legend calls Santa Claus was born simply Klaus. He was the first and only child of a skilled carpenter and his good wife. Both of whom, I'm sorry to say, died when the Black Death came to their village at the foot of Mount Feldburg in the Black Forest in 1343. Little Klaus, barely out of babyhood then, had no other family. And so he was adopted by the Worshipful Guild of Foresters, Carpenters and Woodworkers. It was very unusual for the guild to to adopt a child, but Klaus father had been a much loved member. And so they did it.
Narrator (Tim Slover's Christmas Chronicles) (2:48)
Of course the masters of the guild were extremely preoccupied with their work of making ploughs and hawsers and clock gears. Many, many things were made of wood in those days and they really did not have the time to rear Klaus. So mostly they didn't. They gave him plenty of food, which he liked very much. They gave him old carpenter's tools instead of toys. And they gave him genial, distracted pats on the head whenever he came within range. Benign neglect. It was a very satisfactory arrangement. It is not surprising that Klaus became a very fine worker of wood. He had the Best carvers and joiners and carpenters to watch and learn from, though they didn't actually notice they were teaching him. What was surprising, even alarming to some in the guild was that by the age of 17 he had quietly surpassed them all. The piece he made to prove that he deserved the title master, his masterpiece was an exceptionally lovely chair. It was expertly joined, intricately and richly carved and inlaid with all 14 hardwoods that grew on Mount Feldburg. It was immediately adopted by the guild as the new governor's chair. Klaus was given his master woodworker's badge, a gold pine tree toasted with ale, and slapped on the back for congratulations. We must have raised you well, Klaus, the master said, though we confess we didn't notice. You must have, said Klaus, and laughed. And all the guild members present at his pinning ceremony joined in. And that was not surprising, because of the three extraordinary features of Claus extraordinary laugh. First, it was exceptionally loud and deep, even when he was a boy, coming from the very roots of his soul. Second, it was completely untainted by any sort of meanness. Klaus never laughed at anyone, always with them. And third, it tended to make whoever heard it start laughing too. So of course, everyone laughed now.
