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Each weekday morning, Monday through KVOO invites you to join the Exit 8 gang for 45 minutes of madness, mirth and music. The authentic record of actual happenings from the files of the Pushmataha Police Department. Sagnet, brought to you by Fat Emers the Longer Cigarette. If you open a pack of Fat Emas and find one that's not at least four feet long, do you know what the makers of Fat Emas will do? I don't either. My name's Sergeant Thursby. My partner is Cesar o'. Mearo. We're working on robbery details. For the past three weeks, there's been a notorious wave of bobby pin robberies. It's a hot day in Bushmataha. Romero and I are walking down the street in our shorts. We've been asked to investigate a recent holdup at the Van Burp mansion. Just as we drive in front of the house. Okay, here's the place. Here it is. Thursday. Okay, stop the car. Why don't you learn to drive, Romero? I wasn't driving Thursday. You were. A pretty lousy excuse. Well, let's go in. Yeah. Got the burglar tools? We don't have to break in this place. I know, but we gotta get out of the car. Follow me. We'll go out through the muffler. Kind of dark in here. Never mind, Romero. Just keep moving. Okay, I'll knock at the door. All right, wise guy. Where are the soap beds? Follow me, sir. Right this way. Look at him, sir. I'll tell, I'll tell, I'll tell. I Know who the murderer was? Quiet, sister, quiet. My job's tough enough. If there was a murder, take it up with someone else. Yeah, we're investigating a robbery. Who do you think stole them bobby pins? Who's been acting strange around here? Well, there's a lot of strange people around here. Strange acting he is too, and so is he. Please. That last one's my partner, Romero. Say, you were the two foreheads. Who are those people sitting in the corner on the floor, cracking walnuts between their toes? Ooh, that's Richard. Richard who? We don't know. One day we left the front door open, and the next time we looked in the corner, there they were, cracking walnut. Doesn't that ever bother you? Only want to walk around barefooted. Yeah. Well, look, mister, I think I know who's been swiping all these bobby pins. It's the De Antley brothers, Joe and Ray. Now, where are they? Oh, the Antley brothers. Well, I got bad news. Last I saw him, the police were shooting at him. Got one of the De Antley boys too. Killed one, eh? Was it Joe or Ray? Well, when the smoke cleared, I saw jodiantly dead. But I saw radiantly alive. Incredible, no? In hardest water, more radiant than cream shampoos. More radiant than any soap shampoo ever made. And, ladies, just listen to this. In Prel's daring shampoo comparison tests, a woman has one side of her head washed with Prel in hard water. The other side washed the same way with another type shampoo. Then women from studio audiences are asked to pick the side that looks more radiantly alive. And without knowing which side was washed with preliminary, more than 96 out of every 100 women pick the Prel side for extra radiance. Just a moment ago, Joe o' Neal told me what the next tune was. At first I thought he was just clearing his throat. He said, it's Ramanoff's Prelude. Says no, no, no, no. The underarm deodorant that stops that. O. Vito. No. Says no, no, no, no. Veto says no to Under AR and now here's our lovely lady of the harp. Lorraine Bman. She play. Sam. That was the door. The door? No, no. That was the entertaining A playing. The door. The door. No, Frank. That was. That was Frank, listen. Isn't that someone knocking at the door? Knocking? I didn't hear anything. Well, I'm just sure I heard. There. There it is again. Come in. Oh, just our mailboy, Burt. Can't he get arrested for flying so low? Now, look, Wally, just. Well, say here's a letter for us. Hmm. Who do we know who can write? Oh. Open it up, Frank. Okay. It says, says. Gosh, strange writing. I can't make it out. Wal. Let's see. Well, no wonder it's written in English. I'll read it. Oh, it's from Morgenthau and Francois. It says, Dear sirs, it is with restream pleasure that we henceforth known as the party of the first part wishes to inquest your intendance at the commencing vehicle of the present and current which is now beginning play at the world famous amateur Shakespearean theater. The Ye Old Bulb. Actors present for your enjoyment a play retitled Romero and Julius. Written by Bill himself. RSVP P. S. Please let us know if you can come. Signed Morgenthau and Francois. Theater actors, directors, writers, producers and money takers. I understand that we're invited to a play given by Morgan, Thaw and Francis. Well, I. I think so. I believe it's Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Gosh, I. I had no idea those boys were so dramatically minded. Frank. Now we gotta be sure to see this play. I wonder how the rehearsals are coming along. The boys are probably working the actors to death. Making them practice their lines over and over, rehearsing, rehearsing, rehearsing. That's right, Morgenthau, you really right. You hear that cow smoker's house say a royal floor should be the street anytime. Who deal is it? Well, I guess so. Might as well get on with the rehearsal. Take your places, everybody. Now, this here is the scene in Romeo and Julius. Where lover boy is standing in the garden underneath the balcony and make love long dozen styles. He sing a little to her, then he throw a few kessels up at her. First thing we knows is that of Papa who don't like Romel. Know how all kind of cuz the families is feudin. He done hear all love making and he gonna put a stop to it. All right, pleasers, Ready? Go. Uh, Romero. Romero. Where is you, boy? There you is, hiding under the pussy willow tree. Oh, I sees you done wrong along your guitar. Play me a love song, Man. Romero, you know you good. Now climb up here in that roast hut and I'll reward you with a kiss. Nancy, climb right on up. Boy, you singing really send me that singing really send me too. Julius, my daughter. But it don't send me far enough. I can still hear it. By the by, who is your boyfriend tonight? Oh, Father. That there's Romero. Romeo. What, his first name teaser? No, Pappy. Then must be that no account, monkey boy. He not done to you. I don't want you fraterizing with him. Now I find him climbing up my trellis. But pappy. Don't pappy me. Where that bucket of water? Oh, here it is. Look out, Romero. He still come up. Where them rocks I keep with just such occasions. Oh, here it is. Get away. That ain't gonna stop him. Where's my axe? Axe? Happy. You ain't gonna hit him with it, is you? No, I don't want to cut the trellis off the building. Look out, Romero, That's all. That ain't in the script. I ain't gonna stand for it. Where the phone? I gonna cal, Bill. You gonna cal Bill Sheiks Bill? No, I gonna cal Il. Chief Ramsey is one of over a million people who have changed a new Conoco super motor oil in the past year. Tell us about it, Chief Ramsey. My police car has to cover plenty of territory here in DeKalb. That means patrolling the streets and catching speeders, traffic control, and lots of stop and go driving. In fact, my car has to be in tip top engine shape every minute. So when I heard about 50,000 miles nowhere, we changed over to new Conoco super. It's time for us to call on the Sons of the Range, featuring their trio. With a tune called. With a tune called. Let me in. Let me in. I hear laughter. Let me in. Open up the door. Let me in. I hear music, I don't want to weep no more. Please open the door to a stranger who's weary of trouble and strife. I'll ring you a song on my banjo and tell you the tears of my life. Now I have many dear friends in St. Louis. I have many dear friends in St. Paul. As soon as the sheriff forgives me, I hope to be back with them all. Let me in. I hear laughter. Let me in the. Open up that door. Lets me in. I hear music. I don't want to weep no more. Well, I wooed a young maid through the valleys, up mountains and around every tree. But I never tasted her kittens. Cause she could run faster than me. I caught her the widow with money and all of it locked in the keg. But she had a hound dog named Sonny. Just look at these teeth on my leg. Let me in. I hear laughs. Let me in. Open up the door. Let me in. I hear music. I don't wanna weep no more. Oh, mother, how you tried to warn me. Oh mother, you said not to roam. How true are the words that you told me. Oh mother, I'M longin for home let me in. If I hear laughter let me in. Open up the door Let me in. I hear music. I don't wanna weep no more for a shine that is fine you shine o shine. Olive, good news for your shoes and that's all. Oh, here are the facts it's got four kinds of waxes it's good for the leather in all kinds of weather For a sign that'll last and goes on so fast ask the man for a can of pushino shino nut. Now meteorological. And here is the original. Our weatherman, Tommy Young. Well, I saw the other day where a hermit died recently when he wandered out of the woods and saw an automobile for the first time. Trouble is, you didn't see it tuning out. You wouldn't be joking with me, would you? Oh, no, lady. And I wouldn't be joking with the folks over in Arkansas today either. Cause it's going to be partly cloudy with a few scattered thunder boomers mostly in the north Saturday. You'll just have to take what you can get. Up in Kansas, it's going to be partly cloudy today and tomorrow with a few afternoon and nighttime nutritious showers in the east. In the extreme south portion up Missouri. Well, I don't know whether they get a Missouri forecast or not because everybody from Missouri is down here at the horse show, particularly our friends from Kansas city and Oklahoma. Oh, well, you fellas, that ain't fortunate enough. Missouri, partly clouded today and tomorrow. So you gain nothing by staying home. Oklahoma, partly cloudy and continued warm today and tomorrow afternoon. And nighttime thunder boomers mostly in the west north portion. And it might not even get above 96 today. And for Tulsa in vicinity generally fair and continued hot. Friday, partly cloudy and a little cooler. Saturday, might even hours. I don't believe it's going to get over 95 years. Say, Walt, don't you think today would be rather a good day? Call up. Oh, excuse me. I'll get that, Walt. Hello, Exit. Who is it, Frank? Dolores, a switchboard operator. How's that, Dolores? A long distance call from Benito Grohr in Italy for exit 8. I'm afraid there's been some mistake, Dolores. We don't know anything about Benito grower. Did I hear someone say Benito Croer calling from Italy? Yes, isn't it silly? Why would someone give me that phone? You don't have to. Hello? Put him on. After all, Frank, there are a few people. Hello, Benito. Walt. Sure, Dan, Fanny, Benny, Tusavela, Hoochamagula. Yeah, well, passa Menuna bula bula Hip array. That's right, Benito. I said passimardu. Don't you understand English or Italian? Sure. Bienni madonna dusa noa pasa maguna vecchia. Coca Cola. All right, Benito. Harry Potti. Well, just a minute. Walt here from Edie Washburn and your next tune entitled. Shut Up. Shut up. Must be a new tune. I don't think I've ever. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wall was all that business over the phone. Who's this guy? Benito Grower. Frank, you don't mean to stand there and tell me you've never heard of Benito Grower, the famous Italian radio announcer? No. First thing you know, you'll try to tell me you've never heard of that other great Italian announcer, Dansona Wilsona. No, no, I never have. Furthermore, was all that pig Latin you were spouting that was Italian. And if you must know, Bonito called me to ask my advice about whether to accept a new sponsor who wants on their network that Italian soft drink Coca Cola wants to put on a program featuring Martin Donna. Well, I told him I thought it would be all right. Do I understand that he asked your advice? He's crazy. Why? Well, Frank, the last time I was in Italy, I paid a visit to the Italian radio station and became very good friends with Benito. He liked American radio poems. I know he's great. And wanted to copy them as much as he could. So he had me sit in the studio while they broadcast their program so I could make notes about what they were doing wrong. Gosh, Frank, I can almost hear it now. They were just finishing up a new program. And in Milan, this last news item. Pasquale DiMaggio was arrested today for taking an ax into a Chinese restaurant owned by Chung. Chop Chop was so mad, when he's get a Pasquale into court, they think chop suey. And add to the latest news HOV Carlton Bona reporting. Remember, three chimes mean good times on sbc. The spaghetti broadcast in the company one me. You in tune with X B W B the was up to one bottle. Say, ladies, when you do your wash, does you use super sad. Well, take my advice and use your side super make a big mess. Now we rejoin the network. Now the greatest quiz show in Italy. Smash the bank. I'm smashing the bank for 16 lira. I'm smashing the bank for 25 lira. I'm smashing the bank and don't get nothing. Shoo. He smashed the bank. Ladies and gentlemen, before we get to a quiz, contestants I'm want to introduce to you our guest for today. It's none other than the Andrews Sisters, Maxine, Laverne and Pastrami, who is a singer for us now. Thank you, Andrew's sister. Shoot, shoot, shoot. I'm a think you girls can really sing. That's nice. As they say in America as no flies on a youth. Oh, yes, there is the flies under me. You mean there's a fly under you. Oh, shoo. There's a fly. One of me. Blue bonnet margarine gives all three flavor, nutrition, economy. It's time now to hear from Edie Watchbar. And I, little songbird Edie. What's it going to be this morning? Well, the fellows are going to sing with me on this song. It's. What's it retitled? Maggie Blue. Oh, You simply take a favorite Then you flavor it with just a note or two of blue harmony. Tell the orchestra to play and then you jazz a little obligato. Now that Maggie tune is the raggy tube. Pay no attention to the magic that they play. But just rock your blues away on the spot. Start to sway, getting hot now. Hear that broken sign? It's just broken all around. I see every loving boo. In a loving boost just full of music that you can't refuse. Now you know the way. Tell the band to play and when you listen. Just when you and I were young, Maggie Bloom. You simply take a favorite then your favorite but just an order to a blue harmony. Tell the orchestra to place the crowd up and then you jazz a little avbato. Now they're back. You too. Here's a raggy tune and pay no attention to the music that they play. But just rock your blues away on the spot. Start this way, getting hot now. Hear that broken pine it just broken pie all around. I see every love pretty in a loving bowl Just full of music that you can. Now you know the way. Tell the band to play and when you listen just christen it and say I got those when you and I were yours. Maggie Blues. Now exadate presents another thrilling chapter in the amazing life of that credulous, cantankerous, cautious catcher of criminals, Kerlock Combs and his foremost faithful fat headed friend, Fleetfoot Flotsam. Today's adventure is entitled the Breathless Canine or the Dog who Lost His Pants. As we look in on the great sleuth, we find Combs fashionably attired in his lounging clothes of khaki knickers, blue denim leggings and plywood opera pumps. He and Dr. Flotsam. In the middle of an exciting, important scientific experiment, Combs has his eye on the floor. Dr. Flotsam, be a good fellow and reach down and hand me my eyes. If anything's fallen out again. Of course. There you are. Thank you. Help. There, on the floor. That strange, hairy looking little animal. Don't worry, blossom, it can't hurt you. It fell off your head when you bent over at your toupee. What? I really. Well, I'll just stick it back on my head. One moment, please. Hold it. There's something written on your scalp. Really? Hold still, Potsam, while I read it. His Combs. Don't stick your nose in the murder case involving the hounds of the Basketville. This is mine. Signed, Bulldog Drummond. P.S. if you value your life, heed my warning. So this rank amateur thinks he can scare me. Out to the door, Flotsam. Now the door. That's your knee. Oh, well, I'm going to enter the case anyway. Come, Flotsam, let's go. But cows, what about our experiment? Oh, yes, yes, we'll hurry through it. There. There you are. There they are. Full. Now for the experiment. Me first. Chug along. Trog along. Chug along. Chug along. Chug along. There. Now you, Flotsam. Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug. Now, coons, do you feel any effect? None. Do you? None. Whatso. Aha. The experiment was a success. Flotsam can't chug a lug. Poor old chap. Oh, come on, Flotsam. Over my shoulder you go. We've a murder to solve. Come, come. Wake up. Flotsam. Snap out of it. Do you hear me? Snap out of it. Where am I? We're in the garden of the old Tripping Trap mansion. What happened to me? I can't see. Everything is black. Of course, it's night, but. Shh. You hear that? I don't hear anything. Neither do I. Quiet out here, isn't it? Tell me, Flotsam, I know you're upset, but must you bark at me? It wasn't I. Flotsam came from the other side of the hedge. There. There they go again. Something or someone is agitating them. Well, cow, let's crawl over by the hedge and listen. Right. Come, Flotsam. But Be quiet, Kate. It is quiet, isn't it? One moment, Combs. What if one of those monsters should mistake us for red hot? Never fear, Flotsam. Luckily I happen to have an antidote with me. If you look in my powder horn, you'll notice three gallons of distilled water Watercombs What? I don't. Don't you see, my good fellow? With this syringe I have in my hand we'll inject the distilled water in our veins now hurry, open the powder horn and hand me the water Very well Combs. Combs. Combs. It's empty. What's to be done? We're ruined. Please, Dr. Possum stop chewing my rabbit foot Watch farm. You'll give yourself a helip don't worry I'll make some water make some water? Certainly what Combs. What are you doing? You're doing a tap dance and look look at all that water where is it coming from? Kill it from my dance have you never heard of getting water from the tap? T S T should be instant Tenderly oh, and here's Moses oh, Mo Is this the duo or trio? Mo and five guys playing Mo and George Morris yeah, here it is how high the moon and Frankie. Sam. It.