
First Nighter 1941-03-25 Love and Gazozza
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Narrator
Campana's italian bomb presents the first night of program, a copyrighted feature coast to.
Esteban
Co.
Narrator
Theater time on the great white way. And once again, ladies and gentlemen, you're invited to attend an opening night performance in the little theater off times square. There'll be plenty of traffic tonight, so let's get an early start for the theater. Here's my cab.
Esteban
Once you step in.
Narrator
All right, driver, up Broadway. Well, here we are. Have your tickets ready.
Esteban
Have your ticket ready, please. Good evening, Mr. First Curtain in two minutes.
Narrator
Thank you.
Esteban
We'll go right in.
Narrator
All right. We have just a moment now before the play begins. I see that the title of this evening's dramatic offering is love and gaza, an original comedy romance by Virginia safford. Co starring barbara ly and les remain. The story is pure fiction and does not refer to real people or to actual events. And now, before first curtain, let's listen to Eric segaquist and his famous orchestra.
Esteban
There's the signal, the first curtain.
Narrator
The house lights are out and here's the place.
Esteban
Here we are. The gas.
Emily
Now, dad, don't get excited.
Esteban
290 in the shade and no shade. You would rent a car and drag me around to see Mexico in the raw.
Emily
We can probably get gas at that house.
Esteban
What house?
Emily
See that gate? A big ground to like that would have gasoline.
Esteban
Look, Emily, we are supposed to be on our way to my oil wells out of the quantapec and for no good reason. We're miles and miles away in cholula. There's something fishy about this.
Narrator
Where'd that mexican fellow live?
Emily
Why, in Mexico. Of what mexican fellow?
Esteban
Why'd he leave New York in such a rush?
Emily
He didn't. He left very slowly.
Esteban
What happened between you and him?
Emily
Why, daddy, I hardly knew him. Just a mere acquaintance.
Esteban
Grande.
Emily
Look, daddy, down the road.
Esteban
Some mexican on a horse. Emily, stop digging around under the seat.
Emily
I've got to find my contact. Saan. Imagine running into you down here. Oh, savan, here's daddy.
Esteban
Daddy. Oh, that is to say, senor Caldwell, this is wonderful to find little Emily at the gate of my agenda.
Emily
This big rancho doesn't belong to you see?
Esteban
See?
Emily
Why, imagine that, Daddy.
Narrator
Imagine.
Esteban
But how did you get here?
Emily
Why, we ran out of gas.
Esteban
Gasolino. But I am mucho gasolino. Come to my house. I will shower you with gasolino. Just in the tank, please. Oh, never, never have I been so exciting. I leap from my horse.
Emily
Oh, isn't he wonderful, Daddy?
Esteban
I untie my last hole and bringing before the car, I fire to the cowcatcher.
Emily
He's going to tow us there.
Esteban
Yes, if I'm following the action now, I leap on through my horse that he'll be. We are ready. No.
Emily
Ready?
Esteban
Why not? And off we go. Come in. I bid you welcome to my house. Come in.
Emily
Oh, how lovely and cool.
Esteban
Hey, nice old place you have here. Gracias, senor. Etiecacha. How's that? It is your house, senor.
Emily
Oh, no, no.
Esteban
I couldn't take it. Oh. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I see what you mean. Thanks. Coming to the patio? Pedro has cool drinks waiting for us.
Emily
Oh, look, a fountain. And the flowers. Esteban, it's heavenly.
Esteban
Heavenly. Now that you are here, Emilita. Senor, what will you have? Is that gazuza you like?
Emily
Azuza, senor, he's had it everywhere. We've been in Mexico.
Esteban
Thanks. You know, a fizzy pop like this would be a sensation in the States. I'd like to know who makes it. Oh, Emily, there's so many times I've dreamed in my mind of you sitting here by my fountain when you sent me away from New York.
Emily
I didn't send you away.
Esteban
What you gave me. What'd you say? Be French, the gate.
Emily
But I said we'd always be friends.
Esteban
My heart breaks. I come home to my hacienda. But always I think of you. Always.
Emily
I say to myself, stephen, please, not out in public.
Esteban
Don't mind me strolling around the garden. Everything is yours, senor Peak or the flowers. Oh, Emily Estaven. My little coffee blossom.
Emily
I was your what?
Esteban
Coffee blossom. Oh.
Emily
Oh, Stephen, we must never, never quarrel again.
Esteban
What is nothing to quarrel about. Now, my sweet. You have come each day, I think, manana she will see her mistakes. Manana she will come. So now it is man.
Emily
You mean you've been expecting me?
Esteban
I knew you would realize how much you love me.
Emily
You knew you were waiting for me. You. You're the most conceited person I've ever met in my life.
Esteban
Conceited? Because I knew you would call.
Emily
I didn't. Dad had to come to Tawanapec to see his oil wells.
Narrator
Sure.
Esteban
Then why Are you in Cholula?
Emily
We're just passing through.
Esteban
You funny little monkey. You come here because you knew this is where your Esteban lives.
Emily
That had nothing to do with it. And you're not my Esteban.
Narrator
Oh, but I am.
Esteban
I make myself a present to you. Oh, Emily, it does not matter. You are here, we are happy. I will show you my friendly country.
Emily
Well, we must be going to see my country. Back to our hotel.
Esteban
You talk of hotels when I'm making love to you.
Emily
It's the El Grande, dad. Come on, we must go.
Esteban
Elita, wait. I have much more to say.
Emily
You've already said a great deal.
Esteban
Are we leaving already? No, no, you must stay.
Emily
Yes, come. Dad, where's our car?
Esteban
Oh, Esteban, how about that gasoline? It was not necessary, senor. There was plenty gasoline in the tank. Emily, don't wait. You must not go.
Emily
Sorry, dad.
Esteban
Emelita, why you act like this? You are angry. But why are you angry?
Narrator
Why?
Emily
I prefer not to discuss it, senor.
Esteban
You are her father. Ask her why she's angry.
Narrator
Why are you angry, Emily?
Emily
I'm not angry. I never felt more pleasant. Get in, dad. Goodbye, Esteban. Thanks for the gasoline and the gaza.
Esteban
Ah, great stuff. It has been my pleasure, senor. Hey, Melita, why you do this crazy thing? You come, you are happy. You go, you are angry. Why?
Emily
Why? Goodbye, Esteban.
Narrator
Goodbye.
Esteban
And yours. So this is a pretty rmi new little spoil monkey. Okay, but maybe this time I show you. I love you so much.
Narrator
And the curtain comes down on the first act of tonight's play in the little theater off Times Square.
Esteban
Poking in the outer lobby or down stairs, please. Attention, please.
Narrator
Tomorrow morning, how would you like to get a letter with $100 in it? Could you use $100? How about $1,000? How about $5,000? Listen, you may think things like that don't happen, but they are happening. Tomorrow or the next day, five people whose names I'll give you later in this program actually will get the thrill of getting a letter containing $100. And a few weeks from now, someone will get a check for $1,000 and someone else a check for $5,000.
Esteban
How come?
Narrator
Because Campana is giving away $10,000 in cash in order to get people everywhere acquainted with the fact that there are now two kinds of Italian bomb on the market. For a good many years, there's been just one kind of Italian bomb, the famous regular Italian bomb, one of the most popular hand lotions ever developed. But now, realizing that some skins are less dry and Less sensitive to weather, wind and hard water than other skins. And that millions of women water hand lotion for mild weather in the spring, summer and fall as well as in the winter. Campana has prepared a second kind of Italian bomb called special improved Italian bomb. Now we're sincerely interested in finding out which of the two kinds you like the better. We're giving away $10,000 in cash to get your opinion. $500 every week. That is $100 to each of five people. Plus a grand prize of $5,000 and a runner up prize of $1,000. Listen, later and I'll tell you more about it.
Esteban
First.
Narrator
The mer siders are hurrying down the aisles to their feet. The lights are dimmed. And here's the second act of love and gezuda.
Esteban
Coffee, senor, Gratis. Pedro, Pedro. Listen, Pedro. If you love a beautiful senorita, very stubborn and she does not know what you want, but you know she love you, though she will not admit it. What would you do? I think beating is always good, senor. No, no, Pedro. Women and horses must never be beaten. It makes them rear up on their hind legs and show their teeth. I think beating is good. More coffee for you, Gracie. Senor, how you feel about kidnapping? Kidnapping? No, no, no, no. She would be a terrible captain. What do you mean? Sici. You mean. No, no. She, she. No, no. I might set fire to El Grande Hotel and dash in a saber from the roaring flames. Monseigneur, you own the hotel, si? Oh, that is right. But Santa Maria, I must do something. She's my life. She's everything. I cannot lose her again. Senor, the guitar. No, no, Pedro, no. Do not play now. I have no mood for music. But, senor, is multicol, huh? They love the romance, these little senoritas. This song beneath the window. Oh, that is it. I re war like that. Give me the guitar. Pedro, bring my horse. I go to town. I got to be romant. Have a glass of gazuza, Emily. It's delicious.
Emily
No, thanks.
Esteban
Want to go out in the plaza and watch the handsome dons make goo goo eyes at the senoritas?
Emily
Heavens, no.
Esteban
Well, if you feel like that, why do we hang around here? Why don't we go on to the Winnipeg?
Emily
No, I. I don't want to go just yet.
Esteban
The.
Emily
The climate here agrees with me.
Esteban
I give up. Of course, I never thought you'd marry a foreigner. But still. In all, Estaban's a fine chap. I can see how a girl would. In fact, if I loved him enough to Come all this way to see him? I'd marry him.
Emily
You two would make a lovely couple, dear.
Esteban
Oh, boy. Bring me another bottle of gezuza.
Emily
I thought he'd be here by this time.
Esteban
Ay, George, I wish I could find out who makes that stuff.
Emily
He must have been crazy to have thought gazusa, senor. Well, if he doesn't care, I don't either. I'm going to bed, Daddy.
Esteban
It's hot inside. Nice out here, this patio. Say, waiter, who makes this cazuza? Why, you wish to know, senor? Great Scott. Why do you all act so suspicious? No sabe, senor.
Emily
We are stranger here. Good night, Daddy. I'm going in.
Esteban
Nobody'll tell me. You think I was planning to steal the stuff. Where are you going? Emily.
Emily
Oh, you hadn't even tried to see.
Esteban
Her.
Emily
What are you doing out there?
Narrator
Singing.
Emily
Well, go sing somewhere else.
Esteban
Oh, senorita, can you be so cold of art when you are so beautiful? Your lips like red cherries. Your cheeks like fragrant peach blossom.
Emily
Stop that. Go away.
Esteban
So gentle, so little and lovely. I cannot live without you.
Emily
This isn't going to get you anywhere.
Esteban
Manana. I will learn your name. Manana, I will seek permission of your papa to pay my respects.
Emily
Don't be silly. You know my name. You know me.
Esteban
But tonight I pour out my art in song beneath your window. Since the moment I saw you, senorita, my heart beats only for you.
Emily
Esteban, do you feel all right?
Esteban
Oh, now you spoil it. You will not pretend with me.
Emily
What sort of talk was that?
Esteban
Listen, in New York, I make love the Americano way. Now I make love as in my own country. I pretend I have seen you with your duenna in the plaza. I come seeing beneath the grill of your window. Cuando van amalgami Dios. It is beautiful, romantic. But no, you have no imagination.
Emily
Well, you needn't get mad. How was I to know you were.
Esteban
You're a spoiled little brat. You think you can twist me around your finger. But no.
Emily
I am finished, Stephen. You're not gonna let me go away.
Esteban
Back home, would you have me beg for love? No. This is the end.
Emily
Forever, Esteban.
Esteban
Adore. I'd feel lots better if you come along to the want.
Emily
No, dad. I'm going back to the States. As soon as your train leaves, I'm going back to Hotel and Tex.
Esteban
And for Pete's sake, change your clothes.
Emily
Oh, stop fussing about these shorts. At least they're cool.
Esteban
You shouldn't wear shorts down here. These people don't understand the way they look at you.
Emily
Oh, get on, Daddy. Oh, wait. Your carton of gazuza.
Esteban
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Narrator
Thanks.
Esteban
I must have that, and nobody will tell me who makes it.
Emily
Daddy, your train's moving.
Esteban
Goodbye, Emily. Be a good girl.
Emily
Goodbye, dad.
Esteban
Senior inch. One minute. I command you to stop. What?
Emily
What do you mean me?
Esteban
You come with me pronto.
Emily
But wait a minute. Let go of my arm. Let go. Help. Police.
Esteban
You call me?
Emily
No, not you. You. Let go of me. I want a policeman.
Esteban
Me? I am the police. You.
Emily
What are you trying to do?
Esteban
The respectful citizens of Cholula demand I arrest you for running around in the street in your underwear.
Emily
Underwear? You mean these shorts? Don't be silly. Oh, let go of me. You can't do this. My father. I said let go.
Esteban
You keep me.
Emily
Yes, and I.
Esteban
So now I arrest you again for resisting a policeman of the law.
Narrator
And the curtain comes down on the second act of tonight's play in the little theater off Times Square.
Esteban
Walking downstairs or in the outer lobby, please. All right.
Narrator
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Esteban
You ever heard of.
Narrator
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Emily
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Narrator
The first riders rolling their seats, ready for the last act.
Esteban
And there goes the curse.
Emily
But you can't keep me locked up. Who do you think you are?
Esteban
Me? I am Lopez, the man who keep you locked up.
Emily
I demand to see the chief of police.
Esteban
No speak English.
Emily
You let me out of here.
Esteban
Maybe manana. Maybe next month. Yes. Hobby.
Emily
Now listen, Lopez, let's talk this over. You must know that in America everyone.
Esteban
Wears shorts for sports, I think. America plenty local country, I think.
Emily
Oh, go away. No, wait. Bring me some dinner. I'm hungry.
Esteban
Oh, very sorry. Calaboso. Do not feed you against the law.
Emily
I just starve.
Esteban
Maybe you have some friend to bring you food.
Emily
No, no.
Narrator
Too bad.
Emily
But I'm hungry. Oh, all right. Give me a pencil and paper.
Esteban
You eat them.
Emily
I want to write a letter.
Esteban
Guess the law.
Emily
Oh, now listen. You've a kind, intelligent face. Heaven forgive me. A fine, handsome man like you wouldn't refuse me that much. Just a little letter. Nice.
Esteban
Senor, it is still against the law. But what you say about me is true. So here the pepper and pencil.
Emily
Oh, gracias so much. Wait just a minute.
Radio Announcer
Here.
Emily
Send this at once, please. Now send it to a statement. You hear?
Esteban
And senior statement. Why you not say so? Wake up. Take it to a senior Dimor Underlying.
Emily
Oh, darling. I knew you would come.
Esteban
So I find you in the Calaboso little Evelina.
Emily
Did you bring me something to eat?
Esteban
What? See in these big bars? Get my coffee potion.
Emily
Oh, wonderful. Poke something through the bars.
Esteban
Quick. Not so fast. First you. You respond me one little question for positively the last time. Will you marry me?
Emily
Oh, so you're taking advantage of a starving girl. Well, let me tell you this. My answer is permanently definitely no.
Esteban
Then it is settled. You do not eat. I think I will rest a millionaire on the ground.
Emily
Oh, go away and let me alone for the moment.
Esteban
I have nothing important to do, and I am a little hungry. Tamales, tortillas, cold chicken.
Emily
I hope you choke.
Esteban
Excellente.
Emily
If you were a gentleman, you'd make them let me out.
Esteban
You do nothing for me, I do nothing for you. Wish I brought along a little pepper.
Emily
You think you have me at your mercy, but what's to stop me from saying I'll marry you just to get some food?
Esteban
No, you would not do that. Though you are a little devil, you love me too much.
Emily
Love you? I don't even like you.
Esteban
So you come all the way to Cholula to see me?
Emily
Oh, you, You.
Esteban
You can think of nothing to say. No.
Emily
If I said what I'm thinking, they'd arrest me again.
Esteban
Oh, how sad it is that every time we meet, we quarrel. What was with we we quarrel about in New York? I've forgotten.
Emily
Well, I remember very well. It was because. Because. Well, at least you could have come back.
Esteban
When I knew you would come here.
Emily
I was leaving this morning when Lopez arrested me. Esteban, did you tell him to arrest me?
Esteban
I wonder, would I like a lot of piece of chicken?
Emily
Esteban, answer me.
Esteban
Shall it be a wing this time or a leg? I just said to my good friend Lopez that I think the Americano senorita need a little watching.
Emily
Oh, how can you be so mean to me?
Esteban
If there is anything you wish to say to me now, Emilita, I am willing to listen.
Emily
Don't be like that. And then stop eating, can't you? I'm sorry.
Esteban
Oh, no, no. You are just hungry.
Emily
Oh, I know I acted like a housewit in New York. I'm a brat.
Esteban
Oh, listen, Emelita, you do love me, yes? You cannot leave without me.
Emily
No.
Esteban
Say it then.
Emily
I love you, Esteban. I can't live without you.
Esteban
Oh, little darling, put your face up to the bars.
Emily
You gonna fe.
Esteban
First I must teach you. Oh, Monte. Amelita. No. I will come around and untie the lock.
Emily
But how can you?
Esteban
It's very simple. I have the keys. Hey, what's going on around here?
Emily
Who said that?
Esteban
What it is, Daddy. Listen, I'm on the track of it. I know the man's name. Fell on the train, told me.
Emily
Daddy, what are you doing here?
Esteban
I doubled right back. They said at the hotel you were in jail. What in thunder are you doing in jail? Emily? Oh, it is all right now, senor. We will have no more trouble with her. Fine. Listen, estimator, this Cazuza man Lives here in Cholula. His name's Damores, and he has this factory.
Emily
What?
Esteban
Senor, I am the Kazuza man. No, no, no. His name's Damores. Esteban Damores at your service, senor. You are the Cazuza? Well, by George, why didn't you tell me you were looking for me? Why, great Scott, man. I've talked to nothing else. Oh, yes, yes. Young man in love.
Narrator
I know.
Esteban
Listen, are you paying attention to me now, Sisi? I'm listening, senor. I want to buy the American rice. Senor, I will make you my partner. Partner? Say, that's great. We'll go back.
Emily
Pardon me for interrupting, but can't somebody give me some of that chicken?
Esteban
One minute, darling. Back to the hotel and draw up the papers. But what about Emily? How'd she get into jail? Wait, senor. First I wish to ask you for your daughter's aunt. Don't wait to ask me for anything. Just go marry her before she changes her mind. Oh, Daddy, you are right. We will marry pronto. Not the Monona. Not the next week. What? Right now.
Emily
Oh, Esther. And then we'll have a beautiful big wedding breakfast.
Narrator
And the curtain falls on another play hit in the little theater off Times Square. All right, here are the names of the winners in Campana's $10,000 cash contest. Their checks are in the mail. Here they are. Ms. Nona Blair, Knoxville, Tennessee. Mrs. Owen E. McGillicuddy, Toronto, Canada. Ms. Harriet Ellis, White Plains, New York. Major W.J. o', Callaghan, Paynesville, Ohio. Mrs. Lottie B. Shipley, South Bend, Washington. Five weeks to go. Next contest closes next Monday night. Keep tuned to this station. Elma Davis will follow with highlights of the news. And now we move out of the theater and into the street.
Esteban
Here's your cab, mister. First matter.
Narrator
Thank you. Good. The first night of program is the copyrighted radio feature. This is the Columbia Broadcasting System.
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Episode: First Nighter 1941-03-25 "Love and Gazozza"
Release Date: December 26, 2025
Host: Harold's Old Time Radio
This episode of Harold's Old Time Radio revives a classic comedy romance from the golden age of radio, “Love and Gazozza”, performed on March 25, 1941, as part of the First Nighter program. Set in picturesque Mexico, the story features a headstrong American woman, Emily, her exasperated father, and her passionate old flame, Esteban. Gazozza—a mysterious local soft drink—serves as both a literal and symbolic thirst in their entangled journey of love, family, and commercial opportunity.
Esteban, lamenting his love’s unpredictability:
“You funny little monkey. You come here because you knew this is where your Esteban lives.” (06:59)
Emily’s defiance when arrested for “improper dress”
“Don’t be silly. Oh, let go of me. You can’t do this.” (17:14)
Pedro, with comic advice on women:
“I think beating is always good, señor.” (11:01)
(Esteban rebuts: “Women and horses must never be beaten.”)
Father’s exasperation with Mexican secrecy on Gazozza:
“Why do you all act so suspicious? No sabe, señor.” (13:35)
Climactic proposal/high comedy of negotiation:
Esteban: “First you…respond me one little question for positively the last time. Will you marry me?” (22:58)
Emily: “My answer is permanently definitely no.” (23:09)
Resolution, as business and romance merge:
Esteban: “Senor, I am the Cazuza man.” (26:04)
Emily’s father: “Just go marry her before she changes her mind.” (27:02)
| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------------|-----------| | Arrival at the theater, play introduction | 00:41 | | Stranded in Mexico, meet Esteban | 02:35 | | Flirtation and Gazozza fascination | 05:33 | | Serenading Emily, cultural miscommunication | 12:43 | | Emily arrested for wearing shorts | 16:40 | | Emily jailed, Esteban’s proposal ultimatum | 20:34 | | Emily confesses love | 25:01 | | Esteban revealed as Gazozza magnate | 26:04 | | Happy ending, marrying promptly | 27:02 |
This First Nighter episode blends romance and screwball comedy, playing with cross-cultural misunderstandings, quirky inventions, and family aspirations. The fizzy drink Gazozza remains both a plot driver and a symbol of bridging worlds—for love and for business. Listeners are treated to a heartwarming, laugh-filled journey that concludes with all parties united, both in matrimony and entrepreneurship.