
Inheritance 54-05-23 The Nut Megger and the Turtle
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David Bushnell
Inheritance. The National Broadcasting Company, in cooperation with the American Legion, presents a story out of that great composite of visions, struggles and victories of the American past. Our inheritance. Yes, we Americans are heirs to a vast fortune. A fortune composed of many things. John Peter Zanger's fight for freedom of speech. The gathering of a Continental Congress in Philadelphia to defy a king. The voice of a great bell proclaiming liberty. It is Marquette, leading his canoes down the mighty Mississippi. And the swift clipper ships of the East India trade. Let us now go back to a significant time in America's history. One which we all share in our inheritance. By the late summer of 1776, the Continental army had been badly beaten by the English on Long Island. With calm deliberation, and with that far seeing vision which made America what it is today, General George Washington decided that the time had come to put into use a secret weapon. This is the story of that secret weapon. And of the modest man whose courage made reality out of a fantastic dream. This is the story of the nutmegger and the turtle.
General Israel Putnam
How much further do we have to walk to see this. This turtle of yours, General Parsons?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Just to the water's edge, Putnam. After all, this is a seaborn turtle.
General Israel Putnam
Now, mind you, Parsons, my personal feelings are the.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
I've been hearing about your personal feelings all morning.
David Bushnell
Ahoy, General Parsons. We're anchored over here.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Morning, David. That's David Bushnell, the inventor of the turtle. Now, may I suggest diplomacy? He's quite young, quite sensitive. You may not be impressed. True. But let's not forget that General Washington was very much impressed.
David Bushnell
You. You must be General Putnam, sir.
General George Washington
I am.
David Bushnell
A pleasure, sir. Nice day.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Very.
David Bushnell
I suppose you gentlemen would like to see the turtle. I warn you, sir, she's not really much to look at, but she's serviceable. Serviceable, sir? I told General Washington.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Suppose, David, we let General Putnam decide for himself.
David Bushnell
Oh, yes, sir. Yes, of course. Well, there she is.
General Israel Putnam
You mean this. This wooden clam here?
David Bushnell
Clam? Well, I. I suppose she could be described like that, sir.
General Israel Putnam
And you say this clam can contain a man travel underwater like a fish and attack a British man of war with a large magazine load of explosives?
David Bushnell
That's right, General. Here, sir. Old frame, timber. Solid iron bands. All seams caulked and the hole smeared over with tar. Completely waterproof, sir.
General Israel Putnam
Yes, yes, I can smell the tar.
David Bushnell
Notice these eight windows on top? Perfect visibility for the pilot. Let me unhinge it so you can have a look inside, sir. Six feet, bottom to top. Ample room for a man to move around.
General Israel Putnam
What are these odd looking compartments here?
David Bushnell
For submerging underwater? These foot springs here open a valve which admits water.
General Israel Putnam
I'm sure this vessel is capable of sinking. How does it get back on the surface?
David Bushnell
Well, there are two hand pumps here. They withdraw the water from the compartments and force it back outside, allowing the vessel to rise.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Well, Putnam, what do you think? Pretty ingenious, isn't it?
General Israel Putnam
I suppose these rudder things on each side are for locomotion.
David Bushnell
Exactly, sir. By turning these cranks, you can easily do about three miles an hour. A good speed, all things considered.
General Israel Putnam
Let me try to get the whole picture. A man climbs in through the top. I suppose that's locked from the outside?
David Bushnell
Correct, sir.
General Israel Putnam
He drives out to sea by using these paddles. Encounters a British man of war by approaching under the water, having submerged himself previously. And then what?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Why, he attaches the bomb to the man of war.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
What bomb?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
With this large egg shaped container right here. It's attached to the Turtle here by the rudder. Contains 130 pounds of gunpowder. Enough to blow General Howe halfway back to England.
David Bushnell
I may add. General Putnam, sir, The bomb contains a clock and a gun lock with good flint that cannot misfire. Once attached to a man of war. The clock is set to allow the turtle 20 minutes to escape. Ample time, sir.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Well, Putnam, what do you think?
General Israel Putnam
You know, Parsons, this dilapidated clam might actually work.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes, it might actually work, but who's.
General Israel Putnam
Going to be the pilot?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Well, I have already posted a notice for volunteers, but so far no one has shown any inclinations of becoming a fish.
David Bushnell
Gentlemen, I'd be very glad to do it.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
No, no, no, no, no, David, no. I've already told you, we need you on land. No, this calls for a very special type of man. Offhand, I'd see it calls for an improviser.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
I know.
General Israel Putnam
Sergeant Ezra Lee.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Who?
General Israel Putnam
Let's get back to Camp Larson's. I think I have the captain for your American turtle. If you don't mind, Parsons, I'll speak to Sergeant Ezra Lee. He's the most unruly hunk of soldier. Connecticut volunteer, nutmegger from head to toe. Stubborn, unpredictable, but a tremendous good soldier. I told him all about the turtle and he's thinking it over. He still has 10 days to go in the guardhouse.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
The guard house?
General Israel Putnam
Oh, yes, yes, fighting. And again. I don't even bother reducing him to private anymore. This time he beat up three Massachusetts patriots. The only thing they ever agree on is the color of the red coats the British soldiers wear. Yes, come in.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Sergeant Ezriel Lee reporting his orders, sir.
General Israel Putnam
Howdy, Sergeant. Where's your military escort?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Why, I left him at the guard house, sir. Being a Connecticut man like myself, why, he didn't see the need for both of us to walk all the way over. Anyway, sir, I always like doing things by myself.
General Israel Putnam
Like getting in trouble, huh?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Gosh, trouble sure has a habit of sitting in my knapsack. Nothing I can do about it, I guess.
General Israel Putnam
Sergeant Lee, just exactly what was this last fight of yours about?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Oh, about talking.
General Israel Putnam
Talking?
Truman C. Wold
Yes.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Talking to myself was what done it. Some Massachusetts men, why, they listened in and they made a few remarks in which they voiced general opinions about Connecticut and particular ones about Lyme. That's where I was born, sir. And I asked them most politely to take back what they'd said. And next thing I knew, three of them were on the ground. My hands weren't even bruised.
General Israel Putnam
Do you always go around talking to yourself?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Most of the time, sir. You see, there aren't too many people back in Lyme. And sometimes, why, I just get real hungry for words. Besides, way I figure, talking to yourself is safer than talking to others. Seems every time I talk to others, darned if I don't talk myself right into a big mess of trouble.
General Israel Putnam
Yes, sergeant? Have you thought about the Turtle?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I have. Well, I kind of think I'd like to try it, sir. Now, mind you, I don't particularly care for water except for drink. But since I'll be the captain, the mate and the hull crew rolled into one, I guess it appeals to me. I figure I can't get into too much trouble as long as I'm by myself. Isn't that so, S.
David Bushnell
Hold her steady now, Ezra. That's it. Easier it. Slowly. Slowly. All right. Fine. That does it.
Truman C. Wold
Now.
David Bushnell
Wait till I get the top open.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Yeah.
David Bushnell
Are the compartments working good?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Oh, she sinks real fast. Real fast.
David Bushnell
900 pounds of lead ballast on the bottom. Help?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Just the same, sir, it's. They're coming back up I'm mainly concerned about.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Well, how do you feel, Sergeant?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
You know something, General Parsons? Why, even after two months of this, every time I step out of the Turtle, I feel like nowhere. Climbing out of the whale's belly, glad to be alive and not believing any part of it. Mr. Bushnell.
David Bushnell
Yes?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
She's awfully tight of late. I. I'm afraid you didn't have a nutmegger in mind when you designed her. Now, I tell you, a Massachusetts man, he'd fit in real snug. But, Mr. Bushnell, what are you doing now?
David Bushnell
Attaching a little gadget. It'll permit you to measure the depth of your dive. Now, this cork will rise as you go down and fall as you come up. One inch. Rise at cork will mean one fathom deep.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Well, it's beyond me, but I guess it's all right.
David Bushnell
How's the phosphorescent wood?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Does it work?
David Bushnell
Have enough light to see the compass?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Nope. Sort of went out the moment I submerged wooden candles.
David Bushnell
Do candles consume the air too fast? No. I'll have to write to Silas Dean. He can ask Dr. Benjamin Franklin if he might know of any kind of phosphorus that'll give even more light in the dark and not consume air.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Can you breathe all right in there, Sergeant?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Yes, General. There's two hoses. They feed me lots of air when I'm on the surface and below. Well, then I've just got what's inside the turtle. 30 minutes worth if I ever need more. Why, I'll just have to breathe slower, Sergeant.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
I had hopes of putting the Turtle into operation just as soon as possible. Things are a bit on the dark side for us. British have Long Island, Staten Island, Governor's Island. The sound was getting far too dangerous for any American vessel. We're inside of a bottle. The British are tightening the cork more every day. There's a sizable fleet in the harbor right now, along with a large number of transports. And leading the procession is General Howe's flagship, the Eagle. She's a big one, 64 guns. You can understand my concern.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
I think it'd be rather nice if the Turtle had get a chance to chew a few of the Eagle's feathers.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
That's exactly what I was thinking, Sergeant. But considering the Turtle's condition, I think.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
She'S in fine shape, sir.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Well, from what I just saw and.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Heard, sir, I'm the captain of the Turtle, ain't I?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes, you are, Sergeant.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Very good. General Parsons, as captain of the Turtle, I want to report that my vessel is in the best of condition. Furthermore, I have spoken to my first mate and to all members of my vast crew. There's not a single objection in the lot, sir. We all concur. How then do we pluck the feathers.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Of the Eagle, Captain? I'm afraid I'm outnumbered. We'll baptize the Turtle. We'll take her overland to the Hudson river, launch her, and then have two whale boats tore out to sea. And after that, it'll be in your hands, Sergeant. Captain Lee.
David Bushnell
General Parsons, sir.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes, Captain Hawkins.
David Bushnell
Got the little clam all tied on snug to the whale boats ready to go.
General Israel Putnam
She's a small one, isn't she?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
It's never size that matters, Captain. In either men or ships of the crew. You pardon me saying so, sailors being sailors, if you know what I mean. Well, they've been betting on just how.
David Bushnell
Long the turtles stay afloat.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
And what's the majority opinion? Well, considering the high wind, the strong.
David Bushnell
Side and the strength of waves. Well, men, give it an hour, a.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Half on the outside.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
That sounds like Massachusetts talk to me.
David Bushnell
Nothing better than straight Massachusetts talk.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
No, Sergeant Lee.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
It's Captain Lee now, sir. So you give it an hour, do you, Captain Hawkins?
David Bushnell
I do.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Well, then it looks like a nutmega. I'll have to teach you a few things about navigation.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
There's nothing any nut maker can teach me.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
No? Then suppose we start with a lesson in courtesy.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
That'll be enough, Sergeant. Captain Hawkins.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Sir?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Tell your men to stand by. We're ready to tow the turtle out to sea. And, Sergeant Lee, from now on, if you've got to talk, talk to yourself.
David Bushnell
Hide on those ropes. Man all the turtle close to the whaleboat.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
All right, Sergeant, over with you. Putnam and I will lock the hinge top once you're inside.
General Israel Putnam
Sergeants, you know what to do, don't you?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Yes, General, yes. I paddle over to the Eagle, submerge, get close to the hull, work a large spike into the Eagle, attach a line from the explosive magazine, pull the trigger and get away before I get caught in the explosion. And I do all this in the light of two phosphorescent pieces of wood as bright as a dying ember. Why, General has nothing to it.
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Sergeant Ezra Lee
The baby could do it.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Now, Sergeant. It's not too late. We can postpone this if you have any doubts.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
I'll never give a Massachusetts man an opportunity to laugh at a nutmega. General, there's only one thing bothers me.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
What's that?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
I kind of wish I knew how to swim. It's the one detail I forgot with all the preparations. Well, man can't think of everything. Here I go.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Steady, lads, steady. Hold that ladder steady. You'll be getting enough water in due time.
David Bushnell
Fine, General.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
You can lock the lid on the coffin. By the way.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
If I come out of this alive, will you forget those 10 days guardhouse I owe you.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Get the ego and I'll get you a medal.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
I'll settle for those 10 days.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
All right, I promise.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Thank you kindly.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Duck your head.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Close her up.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Good luck, Sergeant. Good luck.
General Israel Putnam
What time is it now, Parsons?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
A little past two.
General Israel Putnam
Sergeant Lee has been gone for three hours. He should have reached the Eagle by now. Been sitting here on shore since midnight, I know. No explosion. Not even a sign of one.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
What could have gone wrong? I haven't the slightest idea.
General Israel Putnam
Well, you know more about the Turtle than I do at your pet project.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes, that's the whole trouble. Perhaps I know a little too much. Shall I tell you what could go wrong? Those strong waves could cause the Turtle to develop a leak when there's no way Lee can get out. A floating log could break a window. A stiff joat could set off the bomb prematurely. Well, there are a hundred things that could go wrong. Pardon him. I. I never should have permitted him to venture out.
General Israel Putnam
Well, let's not suspect the worst. What do you think Sergeant Lee is doing at this moment?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
If Rhino Lee. Nothing is bothering him. He's probably sitting there in the dark having a mighty fine conversation with himself, that glorious fool.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
All right, Captain Lee. Now, calla howl. Then take it. Therein are just where you are. That should be the Eagle straight ahead, right? Right, sir.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Good.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Now, if you hadn't been quite so sure of yourself, you wouldn't have let the tide carry you miles out to sea. Suppose you're tired from paddling back. Well, it serves you right. There. See? Even the phosphorus wood is tired. You won't be able to see a thing shortly. A fine captain you are. Easy now, easy. There'll be a watch on deck. Probably dreaming of some fair little English lass. Go easy. You don't want to wake him. You're not exactly dressed to pay court to General Howe. Easy, lad. Easy does it. Now then, unless you're a complete fool, we should have made contact with the Eagle. Oh, I have a few things to tell Mr. Bushnell about. How about how waterproof the Turtle is? Come now, Captain. Get those nutmegger muscles to work. You've been raised good milk and clear Air. Turn her. Turn her hard. Each turn his knees closer to freedom. Turn her, lad. Turn her over. What now? She won't turn any further now, will she, lad? Metal. A wooden ship with metal sheathing on the bottom. Sergeant Lee, the Turtle has been out foxed by an eagle. What now? What's that? Right, you'll submerge and try the other side. There are two sides to every problem. Now take a deep breath, my lad. Stop talking. You'll need every ounce of air you can.
General Israel Putnam
It's five o', clock, Parsons.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Yes, I know.
General Israel Putnam
Be light soon.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
That might be a blessing in disguise. I've been looking through this spineless till I'm blind. And every hour that British fleet looks bigger, more imposing and more dangerous. General Parsons, sir. Yes, Captain Wilkinson. The man brewed some tea. I thought perhaps you gentlemen might like to have some. That's very kind. No sign of a yet. Not even a ripple in the water. Brave man. That's Sergeant Lee, even though he is a nut maker. Takes a lot of cold courage to go out there alone in the dark. British fleet on all sides of you.
General Israel Putnam
Parsons. Parsons. I see something out there.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Give me the glass.
General Israel Putnam
Over there. Due east.
General George Washington
Is it the Turtle, sir?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
I can't make it out. Wait. Yes. Yes, it is the Turtle. Thank heavens he's safe.
General Israel Putnam
Not quite, Parsons. Look over there, towards Governor's Island. Looks like the whole British army is lined up on the green.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
If only the Sergeant can get by without their seeing him. Captain Hawkins, sir. What odds will you give me that he makes it? Sir, this is one time I'm not betting, just gonna stand here with my fingers crossed. And for the first time in my life, I'm gonna say a prayer for a nutme.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Well, Captain Lee, what now? The Eagle's metal bottom. From port to starboard and from bow to stern. I think you better head back for land. Now then, here's how we stand, my lad. You stay on top of the water. They're sure to see you from the island. Submerge. And you can't see the compass to know where you're going. You'll probably die for lack of air. All right, now, there's no time for lengthy debate, men. You know what you're up against, so I tell you, let's have a show of hands. Do we stay on top, or do we play the Turtle proper and duck our heads? All those in favor of on top. All those for going under. All right, my lads, the majority wins. Under the water it is. And let's not stop until we run smack into the coast.
General Israel Putnam
How long has the Turtle been underwater now?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
35 minutes.
General Israel Putnam
He was out two miles when he submerged. His top speed is three miles an hour. And if nothing goes wrong, he should make it in 40 minutes, providing he.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Travels in a straight line.
General Israel Putnam
How long will the air inside the turtle last?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
30 minutes.
General Israel Putnam
Any sign yet?
General Samuel Holden Parsons
None, General. I see something rippling in the water. Yeah, right close to the shore. Too big for a fish.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
The little clam.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Big his life. He's made it. By George, he's made it. Well, Putnam, what's your opinion now of our underwater secret weapon?
General Israel Putnam
General Parsons, I think the Turtle has a good chance of being the grandfather to a long line of very successful offspring.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Coming.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Sergeant Lee Reporting is ordered, sir.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Eddie's agent. I sent for you because there's a visitor here who'd like a few words with you, Sergeant. This is General George Washington, sir.
General George Washington
How do you, Sergeant? How's the Turtle?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Why, she's fine, sir. Gets a little frisky every now and then, but she's. She's fine.
General George Washington
Gets frisky, does she? She must be a lot like her captain. You know, Sergeant, the Turtle has been one of my pets for a long time. Even before that unfortunate attempt on the Eagle. You've been very active since then, haven't you?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Well, General, I tell you, I guess the title has just taken a natural dislike to the Red Colts. The only way I can count for it is must have Connecticut wood in its belly.
General George Washington
A nice thought, sergeant. Only I know for a fact that it's Massachusetts wood.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Massachusetts?
General George Washington
Oh, don't feel badly, Sergeant. It's all American wood. That's what really counts here. Some of my reports are most interesting. The Turtle has been distributing explosive kegs all through the Sound. Along the Delaware river, even as far as Bloomingdale. The British fleet just hasn't been able to dodge them. Tremendous losses. The matter's hornets. Good. And then the situation about the British frigate Cerberus. Tell me about that.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
Well, sir, I attached an explosive egg to one of their lines. The crew kind of curious to see what was so heavy. At the end, they pulled it in and hauled it on deck. Oh, it made a pretty explosion and bl. Blasted the Cerberus to bits.
General George Washington
You'll enjoy this, Sergeant. One of my spies intercepted this letter from Captain Simus of the late Cerberus. The ingenuity of these people. That means you, Sergeant, Is singular in their secret methods of mischief. Well, I couldn't have said it better myself. Well, Sergeant, you can gather from this that I'm very pleased with both you and the Turtle, I'm convinced that thanks to your courage, underwater crafts like the Turtle will have a tremendous future. Now, coming back to the Eagle. We should have known that British ships were using Carpathisi. But unfortunately, our military intelligence is still in its infancy. And that's why I've come to see you, Sergeant. I'd like to have you on my staff as a spy.
Sergeant Ezra Lee
A spy? Me, sir?
General George Washington
It's a dangerous profession, Sergeant. Calls for courage, for improvising. But mostly it calls for a man who likes to work alone. And for a man who, when he has to talk, make sure that he only talks to himself. Well, does that appeal to you, Sergeant?
Sergeant Ezra Lee
General Washington, sir, when do I start?
David Bushnell
The amazing record of Sergeant Ezra Lee is now part of our inheritance. So is the foresight of General Parsons, General Putnam, and especially General George Washington for realizing that someday the little clam, the American Turtle would grow in size and power and mobility to finally become the atomic submarine as we know it today. These are the things in the people who have made and will continue to make the America of which we are so justly proud. This is our inheritance. You have been listening to Inheritance, presented by the National Broadcasting Company in cooperation with the American Legion. We are privileged this evening to hear from the national vice commander of the American Legion, Department of North Dakota, Mr. Truman C. Wold.
Truman C. Wold
The American Legion has always maintained that to preserve the American way of life, we must inculcate moral and spiritual values and a sound knowledge of the process of representative government in the minds and hearts of American youth. For that reason, we have through the years designed and supported a variety of youth activities. Approximately a million boys play baseball each year under the supervision of American Legion Junior Baseball. The objective of this program has been to teach the boys the qualities of teamwork, respect for rules, sportsmanship and fair play. American Legion, Boys State and Boys Nation annually provide a dramatic learn by doing experience in representative government for the youth of our land. Boys under this program in every way simulate the actual form and functioning of our United States government. This, we believe, is important citizenship training. As I see America's youth embrace these programs annually, I am impressed with their fresh faces, clean minds, sturdy bodies and high moral values. Watching them, I realize that tomorrow's citizens will, under God, preserve and promote the way of life which is our birthright as Americans. Our inheritance.
David Bushnell
Thank you, Mr. Truman C. Wold.
General Samuel Holden Parsons
Next.
David Bushnell
Next week, Inheritance will take you on another journey through the pages of history to a time when Americans, dreaming of the future, forge that which we possess today. Today's story, the Nutmegger and the Turtle was written by Guy DeVry and featured Robert Easton as Sergeant Ezra Lee. Included in the cast, in order of their appearance, were Tom McKee, William Johnstone, Paul Dubov, Kurt Martell and Byron King. The original music was composed and conducted by Robert Armbruster. Inheritance is produced and directed for the National Broadcasting Company and the American legion by Albert McCleary. This is John Wall, SPE tonight, here meet the Press on the NBC Radio Network.
Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Air Date: September 19, 2025
Original Broadcast: May 23, 1954 (Golden Age of Radio)
This episode of Inheritance revives a dramatic retelling from America's Revolutionary War history, focusing on the true story of the first American military submarine—David Bushnell’s “Turtle”—and its daring pilot, Sergeant Ezra Lee, the nutmegger from Connecticut. Set during the dire days of 1776, the narrative weaves together invention, audacity, and the American spirit in a fictionalized, yet fact-based radio play, highlighting both technological innovation and stubborn courage against overwhelming odds.
Generals Putnam, Parsons, and inventor David Bushnell gather at the water’s edge to examine Bushnell’s novel underwater craft.
Sergeant Ezra Lee’s character—a raw, independent “nutmegger”—is introduced as a potential pilot.
Quote:
“You mean this...this wooden clam here?”
—General Putnam, skeptically eyeing the Turtle for the first time (03:22)
Technical Explanation: Bushnell explains the Turtle’s construction, underwater operation, ballast, and explosive payload (03:39–05:22).
Bushnell reassures:
“The bomb contains a clock and a gun lock with good flint that cannot misfire. Once attached...the turtle [has] 20 minutes to escape.”
(05:22)
“Most of the time, sir. ... Sometimes I just get real hungry for words. Besides, way I figure, talking to yourself is safer than talking to others.”
—Sergeant Ezra Lee on his habit of talking to himself (08:19)
“She sinks real fast. Real fast. ... Coming back up I’m mainly concerned about.”
—Sergeant Lee (09:35)
“Furthermore, I have spoken to my first mate and to all members of my vast crew. There’s not a single objection in the lot, sir. We all concur.”
—Lee, humorously referring to himself as the entire crew (12:13)
“There’s only one thing bothers me. ... I kind of wish I knew how to swim. It’s the one detail I forgot with all the preparations. Well, man can’t think of everything. Here I go.”
—Sergeant Lee (15:37)
“Sergeant Lee, the Turtle has been out foxed by an eagle.”
(18:56)
“There’s no time for lengthy debate, men... All those in favor of on top, all those for going under. ... Under the water it is. And let’s not stop until we run smack into the coast.”
—Lee, talking to himself, humorously pretending his one-man crew is voting (21:33)
“I think the Turtle has a good chance of being the grandfather to a long line of very successful offspring.”
(23:17)
“It’s all American wood. That’s what really counts here.”
—General Washington (24:37)
“I’d like to have you on my staff as a spy... Calls for a man who likes to work alone, and for a man who, when he has to talk, make sure he only talks to himself.”
—General Washington (26:06)
General Israel Putnam (skepticism at first sight):
“You mean this… this wooden clam here?” (03:22)
Sergeant Ezra Lee (solitude):
“Seems every time I talk to others, darned if I don’t talk myself right into a big mess of trouble.” (08:19)
General Samuel Holden Parsons (reflection on innovation):
“It’s never size that matters, Captain. In either men or ships…” (13:10)
Sergeant Ezra Lee (self-reliance):
“As captain of the Turtle, I want to report that my vessel is in the best of condition. Furthermore, I have spoken to my first mate and to all members of my vast crew. There’s not a single objection in the lot, sir. We all concur.” (12:11)
General George Washington (the heart of the story):
“It’s all American wood. That’s what really counts here.” (24:37)
| Time | Segment | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:12 | Introduction and historical context | | 02:17 | Generals and Bushnell inspect the Turtle | | 06:14 | Sergeant Ezra Lee introduced | | 09:19 | Training in the Turtle—trial runs and technical details | | 12:11 | Lee asserts readiness as ‘crew’ of the Turtle | | 13:36 | Plan for launching and mission details | | 14:21 | Launch of the mission | | 15:37 | Lee’s witty resolve before submerging | | 17:56 | Lee’s inner monologue under water; failed attack | | 21:33 | Lee’s democratic “crew” meeting with himself | | 22:55 | Lee’s successful return | | 23:40 | Aftermath—meeting with General Washington; Turtle’s legacy | | 26:36 | Narrator—legacy and ‘inheritance’ reflections |
Lee’s Comedic Monologue:
Throughout the mission, Lee talks to himself, treating the one-man Turtle as if commanded by a full crew, blending humor with high stakes.
Gentle Humor of Regional Rivalry:
Lee and the generals trade jabs about Connecticut (“nutmeggers”) and Massachusetts, poking fun at colonial-state stereotypes.
Poignant Irony:
The Turtle’s technical failure against the Eagle (due to copper sheathing) becomes a testament to both the unpredictable nature of war and the value of trying the unthinkable.
Affirmation of American Spirit:
General Washington encapsulates the theme: “It’s all American wood. That’s what really counts here.” (24:37)
This episode of Inheritance is a vibrant dramatization of a pivotal yet often overlooked moment in American history, balancing technical curiosity with character-driven storytelling. It captures the uniquely American attributes of innovation, resourcefulness, and humor in adversity, and frames them as the true “inheritance” passed down to future generations. The banter, technical explanations, and acts of courage render the story both educational and entertaining, suitable for anyone interested in history or the roots of American ingenuity.