
Mr Chameleon 51-01-17 Dream House Murder Case
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Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Hey, this is Sarah. Look, I'm standing out front of a.m. p.m. Right now and, well, you're sweet and all, but I found something more fulfilling, Even kind of cheesy. But I like it. Sure, you met some of my dietary needs, but they've just got it all. So farewell, oatmeal. So long, you strange soggy.
Jasmine Fisher
Break up with bland breakfast and taste AM PM's bacon, egg and cheese biscuit made with ktree eggs, smoked bacon and melty cheese on a buttery biscuit. A.m. p.m. Too much. Good stuff.
Narrator
Next, Mr. Chameleon and the Locked Room Murder Case. Tonight we again present the famous Mr. Chameleon of Central Police Headquarters in his famous cases of crime and murder. Brought to you by the makers of genuine Bayer aspirin and Philips Milk of magnesia tablets. Mr. Chameleon, as you know, is the famous and dreaded detective who frequently uses a disguise to track down a killer. A disguise which at all times is recognized by the audience. Tonight we give you Mr. Chameleon in the Locked Room Murder Case. The scene opens in the home of a retired businessman, Harvey Watkins, who, while retired, still keeps a finger on his many business interests and operates an office in his home. And it is there that we find him angrily facing his confidential secretary, Arthur Finlay, as he says the words that lead to a fantastic murder case.
Harvey Watkins
Finlay, I've been going over your accounts. You're $5,000 short.
Arthur Finlay
There must be a mistake, Mr. Watkins.
Harvey Watkins
No, there's no mistake, Finley. You stole 5,000. I want it back.
Arthur Finlay
I've taken a lot from you, Mr. Watkins, but you can't brand me a thief.
Harvey Watkins
You get that 5,000 back before 3:00 clock this afternoon or I'll have you jailed. Is that clear?
Arthur Finlay
Let me pay it Back to you, Mr. Watkins. Out of my salary.
Jasmine Fisher
Hold out.
Arthur Finlay
$100 every month.
Harvey Watkins
I said today, Finley. Get out, Finley. Three o' clock or jail. When you leave, ask my daughter Rosalind to come here.
Arthur Finlay
Here she is now, sir.
Harvey Watkins
Come in here, Rosalind, and shut the door.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Yes, Father, what is it?
Harvey Watkins
I just gave Arthur Findlay until 3 o' clock to pay back $5,000 that he stole from me.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Stole from you, Father?
Harvey Watkins
Why, that's awful, Rosalind. There's also some 20,000 in bearer bonds missing from my strongbox.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
What do you think he stole those too, Father?
Harvey Watkins
No, you or your husband. One of the others stole them.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Bruce or Eyesto. What are you talking about, Father?
Harvey Watkins
I'm talking facts. You tidy up this room in the morning.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
That's because we haven't a maid now. I keep the whole house clean. We haven't a maid because you're too stingy to pay the current wages.
Harvey Watkins
Chances are you found the key to the strongbox in my room, gave it to your husband, Bruce, and he used it to open the box and nip the bonds.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
This is fantastic.
Harvey Watkins
Find that husband of yours, Rosalind. I'll make him the same proposition I made Arthur Finlay. Tell him to get those bonds back to me before three or I'll have him jailed. But Father, they've only been missing a couple of days. Chances are he hasn't cashed them yet.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
He never took them, Father. Bruce just wouldn't.
Harvey Watkins
You heard me. Resin Le Bond's back before 3 or jail for the both of you.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Father, think what you're saying. Having your own daughter and her husband arrested as thieves. It's too horrible.
Harvey Watkins
It won't be if you return what you stole from me here by 3 or jail. Stop slobbering, Rosalind.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
It's cold in here. Father, shall I light the gas grate?
Harvey Watkins
You light out and tell your husband what I said. That's all you've got to worry about.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
All right, Father. Oh, how are you, Mr. Fisher?
Jasmine Fisher
Hello, Roston. Your father sent for me.
Harvey Watkins
I say, I sent for you, Fisher. Come in.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Mr. Fisher, please intervene with Father for me.
Jasmine Fisher
I've done it lots of times. Roslyn. What's up, my dear?
Harvey Watkins
Get out, Rosalind, and shut the door. Remember what I said.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Yes, father.
Jasmine Fisher
What's happened, Watkins, old man, you look ready to break a blood vessel.
Harvey Watkins
Now listen, Fisher, I'm telling you this because I'm surrounded by a pack of thieves.
Jasmine Fisher
Pack of thieves? Watkins, you've had these ideas before.
Harvey Watkins
I caught that confidential secretary of mine red handed. Stole 5000 from me. Gave him till 3 this afternoon to make good or I'd have him jailed.
Jasmine Fisher
Arthur Finlay, you mean. By George, I'll take the responsibility for that. I hired him for you.
Harvey Watkins
Forget it, Fisher. That's not the half. And my own daughter Rosalind and her husband Bruce snitch 20,000 and bearer bonds from my strongbox. What do you say to that, Fisher? What would you do about that?
Jasmine Fisher
I'd say Roslyn is your daughter. And that to err is human and to forgive divine.
Harvey Watkins
That's because you're a soft hearted old fossil. I gave them the same treatment I gave Arthur Finlay. Return what they stole before three or jail.
Jasmine Fisher
No, not that, Watkins.
Harvey Watkins
You simply can't. I can and I will, Fisher. And I'll tell you Another thing. Any of the three, including my daughter, is capable of killing me. I know murder when I see it blazing from people's eyes.
Jasmine Fisher
Let me try to straighten this out. Watkins, old man, look before you leave.
Harvey Watkins
I am looking, Fisher. Here's a letter I've written the police. If anybody kills me, you give it to them. Or better still, stick it in the mailbox when you leave.
Jasmine Fisher
I'll not mail any such letter.
Harvey Watkins
Watkins, do as I say and don't argue with me.
Jasmine Fisher
I won't mail it. I said to look before you leap.
Narrator
Now, it is exactly 10 minutes before 3 o', clock, the hour set by Harvey Watkins to have the money. He accused his secretary, Arthur Finley, of stealing. Return to him or be jailed. And he dished out the same threat to his daughter Rosalind for her husband Bruce, accusing them of stealing 20,000 in bonds. Now we hear Rosalind saying.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Bruce, do you smell anything in here?
Mr. Chameleon
Smells like gas to me, Rosalind.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
That's what I thought.
Narrator
Rosalind. Bruce, what's wrong?
Arthur Finlay
Finley, come quick. Gas is pouring out of Mr. Watkins library from under the door.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
What?
Detective Dave Arnold
And I can't get in?
Arthur Finlay
The door is bolted tight.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Bolted? Come on. We'll run outside and look in the window. I just hope father isn't in there. He might be asphyxiated.
Arthur Finlay
Here's the window.
Mr. Chameleon
I'll try to lift you up, Finley, so you can look in.
Arthur Finlay
Okay, Bruce. Come on.
Jasmine Fisher
Here we go.
Narrator
There.
Arthur Finlay
I've got hold of the window ledge.
Narrator
Bruce.
Arthur Finlay
Steady now.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Do you see anything? Mr. Finlay?
Mr. Chameleon
Your.
Arthur Finlay
Your father. Your father, Rosalind.
Jasmine Fisher
He.
Arthur Finlay
He slumped down before the door. I think he's dead.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
No, he can't be.
Arthur Finlay
I'll break the glass in. Hand me that rock, Bruce.
Jasmine Fisher
Here.
Arthur Finlay
Thanks.
Mr. Chameleon
There.
Arthur Finlay
That'll let some of the gas out of the room.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Is. Is father dead?
Arthur Finlay
Yes, I'm sure he is, Rosalind.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Then he committed suicide. Call a doctor.
Arthur Finlay
I'll phone the police.
Jasmine Fisher
Why the police, Finlay?
Arthur Finlay
Because I think you and Rosalind killed him, Bruce.
Mr. Chameleon
Killed him?
Jasmine Fisher
What do you mean?
Narrator
How could we gas a man to.
Jasmine Fisher
Death in a bolted.
Mr. Chameleon
Good afternoon. I'm comedian of the police. You called for us?
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Yes. My father committed suicide. Please come in.
Jasmine Fisher
Thank you.
Mr. Chameleon
We had your call to that effect. I take it that you are Rosalind Watkins Rogers?
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Yes.
Mr. Chameleon
This is Detective Dave Arnold.
Detective Dave Arnold
How do you do, Mrs. Rogers?
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
I. I can't understand why father should have ended his own life. Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, after your call reporting his suicide, Rosalind, we had a second call reporting that he was murdered.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
I don't Understand?
Mr. Chameleon
Detective Arnold and I do not investigate suicide cases, Rosalind, Only murders.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Nobody could have murdered my father, Mr. Chameleon. He locked himself in his study, turned on the gas logs in the grate and. And died in there alone. The door is still locked. We couldn't get in.
Narrator
That's quite true, Mr. Chameleon.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, this is my husband, Bruce Rogers, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
How do you do, Bruce? That's the door there, Mr. Chameleon. Try it. You'll see it's bolted from inside. Well, I'll leave that to do, Detective Arnold.
Detective Dave Arnold
Shall I smash it in?
Mr. Chameleon
No, Dave, try your keys first.
Detective Dave Arnold
Okay, Mr. Chameleon. Hey, what do you think, Mr. Chameleon?
Mr. Chameleon
I think the door was not bolted from the inside, as Bruce and Rosalind said, Dave, but locked from the outside by the murderer.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
What does that mean?
Mr. Chameleon
If your father had locked himself in, Rosalind, Detective Arnold's key couldn't have entered the lock so easily.
Detective Dave Arnold
There's no key inside on the floor, Mr. Chameleon.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
I can't understand this.
Mr. Chameleon
Nor can I, Mr. Chameleon. Wait here with your wife, Bruce. After Detective Arnold and I have seen the body and looked over the murder room, we may have something.
Detective Dave Arnold
Ah, there's the body. Mr. Chameleon. Died from gas, all right. See his collar?
Mr. Chameleon
Yes, Dave. I think I look over the gas grate. Well? Well, the on and off lever has been tampered with, so the gas can't be turned off and the damper to the chimney is dead shut.
Detective Dave Arnold
And that's not all, Mr. Chameleon. This murdered man was bashed on the head before he was bumped. What do you know?
Mr. Chameleon
I know why I never believed in locked room murder mysteries, Dave. And that most murderers are stupid people.
Detective Dave Arnold
Sure, but where does that get us?
Mr. Chameleon
Easy, easy, Dave. I think I hear Bruce and Rosalind talking outside. Come, sneak over to the door.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
If Mr. Chameleon is suspicious of us, it'll be because you told him that door was bolted instead of locked. Bruce.
Mr. Chameleon
I know how to handle that, Rosalind.
Jasmine Fisher
I'll tell him a few things when he comes out.
Mr. Chameleon
Open the door, Dave. Well, Rosalind, your father did not kill himself. He was murdered.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
How unspeakable.
Mr. Chameleon
Mr. Chameleon, I've been thinking about that locked door. You have, Bruce?
Narrator
The only person who could have locked.
Mr. Chameleon
Rosalind's father in there to die was.
Jasmine Fisher
His confidential secretary, Arthur Finlay.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Father gave him until 3 o' clock today to return $5,000 he'd stolen from.
Narrator
Him and threatened him with jail if he didn't.
Jasmine Fisher
Mr. Chameleon. That's what I was leading to.
Mr. Chameleon
Why didn't you tell me this before? Why, I had no opportunity, Mr. Chameleon.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh. Oh, it's the phone.
Mr. Chameleon
I'll answer it. First one. Hello, Chameleon of the police speaking.
Detective Dave Arnold
Chameleon, this is the Commissioner.
Mr. Chameleon
Oh, hello, Commissioner.
Detective Dave Arnold
Funny thing, Chameleon, but a special delivery letter just got here from the murdered man, Harvey Watkins.
Mr. Chameleon
From the murdered man?
Detective Dave Arnold
Right. Want me to read it to you, Chameleon?
Mr. Chameleon
No. Tell me what's in it, Commissioner.
Detective Dave Arnold
Well, the letter says he caught his confidential secretary stealing $5,000 from him.
Mr. Chameleon
Yes, I know that already, Commissioner. He also says that his daughter Rosalind.
Detective Dave Arnold
And her husband, Bruce Rogers, nipped 20,000.
Mr. Chameleon
In bearer bonds from him.
Jasmine Fisher
What?
Mr. Chameleon
Go on, please. He says he gave them all until 3 o' clock today to make good.
Detective Dave Arnold
Or he'd have them jailed and follow this Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
What, Commissioner?
Detective Dave Arnold
The letter says he's afraid the daughter and husband or the secretary, Arthur Finley, may murder him if they can't make good. Says he saw murder in all their eyes.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, he saw it in somebody's eyes, Commissioner. Goodbye.
Narrator
Bye, Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, Bruce, that was the Commissioner of police.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
The Police Commissioner, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
Yes, Rosalind. And it seems I have a pretty clear murder case against you and your husband. No, no, he's bluffing, Rosalind. Don't let him frighten you. Oh, come now. You stole 20,000 in bonds and had until 3 o' clock to return them to the murdered man or jail. That is no bluff. And your wife reported a phony suicide at precisely five minutes before three.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
We never stole any bonds from Father. That was pure imagination on his part.
Mr. Chameleon
Oh, come on. We've got a letter at police headquarters to prove that you did. Written by your murdered father.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, no, no.
Mr. Chameleon
Pull them both in, Dave. Hold them under tension.
Detective Dave Arnold
Okay, Mr. Chameleon.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
That's the doorbell. Let me answer it, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
All right, open it, Rosalind.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, Mr. Fisher. Mr. Fisher, this is Mr. Chameleon, the detective. Tell him Bruce and I didn't murder Father.
Jasmine Fisher
Of course you didn't, you poor child. I can explain everything to Mr. Chameleon, dear.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, if you can, you're good, Mr. Fisher.
Narrator
Incidentally, who are you?
Jasmine Fisher
My full name is Jasmine Fisher, Mr. Chameleon. And I've been the partner of Rosalind's dead father some 30 odd years. And this dear child or her husband didn't kill him.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, whether you think so or not, Mr. Fisher, I'm holding them on suspicion of murder.
Jasmine Fisher
You won't hold them after I tell you what I know, Mr. Chameleon. You'd be making a fool of yourself, sir, and I'll tell you why.
Mr. Chameleon
All right. Why, Mr. Fisher.
Jasmine Fisher
My murdered partner, Harvey Watkins, got me out here this morning.
Mr. Chameleon
This morning?
Jasmine Fisher
Yes, Mr. Chameleon. He was in a state of fury. Why, he told me his confidential secretary, Arthur Finlay, was short $5,000 in his accounts and he's given him until three today to make good.
Mr. Chameleon
Yes, I know. Or he'd have him jailed.
Jasmine Fisher
Exactly, Mr. Chameleon. Then he told me Roslyn and Bruce here had stolen some $20,000 in bonds from his strongbox and that he'd given them until three to return the bonds.
Mr. Chameleon
That is why I'm holding them on suspicion of murder, Mr. Fisher.
Jasmine Fisher
But they didn't steal any bonds, Mr. Chameleon. Watkins later found the bonds in one of his desk drawers.
Mr. Chameleon
Found them, you say?
Jasmine Fisher
Yes.
Mr. Chameleon
Dave, look through that desk in the murder room, please.
Detective Dave Arnold
Right away, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
I don't think Detective Arnold will find the bonds there, Mr. Fisher.
Jasmine Fisher
Not there, Mr. Chameleon. Why not?
Mr. Chameleon
Because of a letter the murdered man sent to police headquarters.
Jasmine Fisher
What did Watkins mail that letter after all? He asked me to and I refused. He must have been completely insane.
Detective Dave Arnold
Come in. Here are the bonds. 20,000 even.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, thank heaven, Bruce. That leaves us out.
Jasmine Fisher
You bet it does, rosalind.
Mr. Chameleon
Thanks to Mr. Fisher. It's too early for thanks. Bruce and Rosalind, you're both still under suspicion of murder.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Father's confidential secretary, Arthur Finlay killed him. I know he did.
Mr. Chameleon
I know he did give me his address. Leave it to me to find out if he did. All I know is that you insisted your father had killed himself in a locked room when he actually was murdered.
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Narrator
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Mr. Chameleon
I wonder if you realize you are giving me one of the most ridiculous stories that I've ever heard.
Detective Dave Arnold
A kid just learning to walk wouldn't.
Mr. Chameleon
Fall for that one, Finley.
Arthur Finlay
I'm telling the truth, Detective Arnold.
Mr. Chameleon
Oh, come now, Finley. Are you trying to make us believe that 5,000 cash you've got there was lent you by a friend to make good the 5,000 you stole from your murdered employer, Harvey Watkins?
Arthur Finlay
Mr. Chameleon, I didn't steal, embezzle or make off with a of Mr. Watkins money.
Mr. Chameleon
Oh, now, let's not be too ridiculous, Finlay. Why go back to Watkins house to make good 5,000 you didn't steal from him. It's nuts on the face of it.
Arthur Finlay
I tell you. Rather than get pinched for a crime I didn't commit, I borrowed the 5,000 to give Mr. Watkins.
Mr. Chameleon
Oh, come on.
Arthur Finlay
I knew he'd give it back to me when he found out that my accounts were straight. Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
So just as you were entering the house, you smelled gas, found the door to Mr. Watkins room locked?
Arthur Finlay
That's what I said. I. I ran and called Bruce Rogers and his wife Rosalind. We ran outside and I smashed in the window and saw him dead.
Mr. Chameleon
Why didn't you unlock the door in the first place, Finlay? You had a key to the murder room, didn't you?
Arthur Finlay
I didn't have the key with me. I left it here.
Mr. Chameleon
Who loaned you this 5,000, Finlay? My mother. Where is your mother? Here.
Jasmine Fisher
I lied about that.
Arthur Finlay
My mother is dead, Mr. Chameleon. But I won't tell you where I got the money.
Detective Dave Arnold
Oh, you won't, won't you?
Mr. Chameleon
Never mind, Dave. Come along. We put men up for murder on less likely stories than this bird's.
Arthur Finlay
You can't put me there, Mr. Chameleon. I'm telling the truth.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, I've caught you in one lie. Tell me, did Bruce Rogers give you this money?
Narrator
What?
Arthur Finlay
Him? Why, he killed Mr. Watkins himself.
Mr. Chameleon
Okay, Finlay, that's all for now. Let's go, Dave. Goodbye, Finlay. But don't get the idea that I finished with you.
Detective Dave Arnold
Oh, brother. What a cockeyed story that guy gave us, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
He's near enough to the electric chair to be singed by the sparks, Dave.
Detective Dave Arnold
I'll say he is.
Mr. Chameleon
The whole case hinges on whether his accounts on the murdered man's books were off to the tune of 5,000 or not.
Detective Dave Arnold
Yeah, I get you, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
Now, I'll get back to headquarters, Dave, and start the wheels turning to find that out.
Detective Dave Arnold
Well, what about me? Where do I go?
Mr. Chameleon
Back to the murder house, Dave. Sneak in if you can, and look for any clues that indicate who turned off the main gas line to the house near the meter.
Detective Dave Arnold
Hey, so that's why there wasn't much gas coming out of the grate in the murder room. Oh, what a dope I am.
Mr. Chameleon
It was probably turned off by the murderer. Afraid perhaps that somebody might snap on a switch or light a match and blow up the house.
Narrator
And now, one hour later, at Central Police headquarters, we hear Detective Dave Arnold.
Detective Dave Arnold
Saying that turned out to be another dead end. Mr. Chameleon. The gas was shut off near the meter, all right, but otherwise there wasn't a single clue. Get anything yourself in Arthur Findlay's books?
Mr. Chameleon
Well, I found out they seem to be in order, Dave.
Detective Dave Arnold
Didn't take you long, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
No, Mr. Fisher, the murdered man's partner, put me straight on that point. But that doesn't mean that Finley isn't our man.
Detective Dave Arnold
No, but if he is, that lets out Bruce Rogers and his wife Rosalind, the victim's daughter.
Mr. Chameleon
Nobody's out, Dave.
Detective Dave Arnold
Well then who did it, Mr. Chameleon?
Mr. Chameleon
When I get out there disguised as a gas fitter named Al Hicks in the next hour.
Detective Dave Arnold
Dave, you want me to get everybody out to the murder house now?
Mr. Chameleon
Yes, Dave, especially Finlay. The young secretary, Mr. Fisher, is going to be there waiting for you. Come in. While I'm getting on my disguise, I'll tell you what part you play then.
Detective Dave Arnold
Okay, but I sure wish I knew who we're coming out with, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
I think I do, Dave. It'll take some fancy footwork to pin the killer down.
Narrator
And shortly after we see Mr. Chameleon in his disguise as Al Hicks, gas fitter in greasy coveralls about to enter the murder house. And we hear him saying, Dave, before.
Mr. Chameleon
We go in, here's the voice of my disguise that the gas grate Mr. Chameleon wants me to look at, Detective Arnold.
Detective Dave Arnold
Uh huh. I got you, Mr. Chameleon. Okay, now I'll open the door.
Jasmine Fisher
Who is this man, Detective Arnold?
Detective Dave Arnold
He happens to be a gas fitter, Bruce. Name of Al Hicks.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
A gas fitter. A gas fitter?
Detective Dave Arnold
Yes, that's right, Rosalind.
Mr. Chameleon
Is that the gas grape? Mr. Chameleon wants me to look over Detective Arnold.
Detective Dave Arnold
Yes, it is, Mr. Hicks. So start moving, will you?
Mr. Chameleon
Mr. Chameleon wants me to find out is if the off and on lever has been tampered with.
Detective Dave Arnold
Well, has it been Hicks?
Mr. Chameleon
Don't take an expert like Al Hicks to tell you that, Detective Arnold. Look at it yourself. Been fixed so it can't be turned off. Gas would keep coming no matter what you did.
Jasmine Fisher
It hasn't been tampered with.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Certainly it hasn't, Bruce.
Arthur Finlay
You're saying that Rosalind, because your husband, Bruce murdered your father. I saw Bruce fooling it with it myself this morning.
Mr. Chameleon
Well, if you did, why didn't you tell me that this afternoon? Arthur Findlay.
Arthur Finlay
I forgot it until this moment. Say, you're not a gas fitter. You're Mr. Chameleon in disguise.
Mr. Chameleon
That's right. That's right. I'm Chameleon. So you saw Bruce Rogers fix this gas grate so the gas couldn't be turned off in there. I suspected as much myself.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, Bruce. Bruce, how could you?
Jasmine Fisher
Bruce didn't. Roslyn, you poor child. Now don't accuse your husband. Think what you're saying, my dear Arthur Finley, your father's secretary, murdered him and then locked the door to deceive the police.
Arthur Finlay
You're a liar, Fisher. I didn't, Mr. Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
Finlay who gave you that 5,000 I found you with this afternoon? Now answer fast.
Arthur Finlay
Nobody gave it to me. It was the money I stole from Mr. Watkins. But I'm not taking a murder rap for it. His son in law, Bruce, killed the.
Jasmine Fisher
Old man, Mr. Chameleon. Isn't that exactly what I told you? Isn't it evident Findlay murdered my partner, Harvey Watkins, and now is trying to place the crime on these innocent young people, Bruce and Rosalind.
Rosalind Watkins Rogers
Oh, Mr. Fisher. You're the kindest man I ever met.
Mr. Chameleon
I don't think he is, Rosalind. Mr. Fisher killed your father.
Jasmine Fisher
What's that, Chameleon? I killed him. You've lost your head. I told you exactly what happened.
Mr. Chameleon
You told me exactly nothing, Fisher. You told me that Finley's accounts were in order.
Jasmine Fisher
That's what I believed at the time, Chameleon.
Mr. Chameleon
You didn't believe anything of the sort, Fisher. You told me Finley's accounts were straight because your own were crooked.
Jasmine Fisher
My account's crooked, Chameleon. Ridiculous.
Mr. Chameleon
Ever hear of the police auditors, Fisher? Here is their report. You drained your trusting partner of everything he had.
Jasmine Fisher
Arthur Finley. His secretary murdered him.
Mr. Chameleon
That's when I got the flash on you in the first place, Fisher. When Rosalind here was saying that her father was a suicide. You said nothing about suicide.
Jasmine Fisher
Why should I have, Chameleon?
Mr. Chameleon
Because you knew it was murder, that's why.
Jasmine Fisher
Those are guesses, Chameleon. And guesses don't hold up in court.
Mr. Chameleon
Give me that key you have to the locked murder room, Fisher. Or I'll throw you on the floor.
Arthur Finlay
And take it from you.
Narrator
Quick.
Mr. Chameleon
Now, let's have it.
Jasmine Fisher
All right. Here they are, Chameleon. I'd like to kill you.
Mr. Chameleon
Don't try it, Fisher. Don't try. You put those bonds Detective Arnold found back in the murdered man's desk, hit him over the head from behind and then turned on the gas, locked the door and left the room, Right.
Jasmine Fisher
If I confess, will it help me get a lighter sentence?
Mr. Chameleon
Chameleon, confess or not? You'll get the chair, Fisher. Dave, take him. The case of the locked room is over.
Detective Dave Arnold
And how, Mr. Chameleon?
Narrator
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Jasmine Fisher
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Narrator
Listen for Mr. Chameleon in the shocking revenge murder case next Wednesday night at this time. This is cbs, the Columbia Broadcasting System.
Jasmine Fisher
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Podcast: Harold's Old Time Radio
Episode Date: October 19, 2025
Original Broadcast: January 17, 1951
In this vintage detective radio drama, Mr. Chameleon, the famous police detective known for his use of disguises, investigates the mysterious death of wealthy retiree Harvey Watkins, found dead in a locked room filled with gas. The case appears to be suicide, but suspicion quickly falls upon those closest to the victim—his secretary, his daughter, her husband, and his trusted business partner. Mr. Chameleon must unravel a web of family tension and deceit to expose the true murderer in this classic "locked room" mystery.
The script reflects classic radio drama style, with tense exchanges, clever deductions, and melodramatic revelations characteristic of 1950s detective fiction. Mr. Chameleon’s tone is methodical, stoic, and occasionally cutting, while the suspects display escalating anxiety and defensiveness. The dialogue is brisk, expository, and packed with reveals.
| Timestamp | Event | |-----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:12 | Watkins confronts Finlay over missing $5,000 | | 07:16 | Family finds Watkins dead, gas-filled locked room | | 08:48 | Police arrive; “suicide” called in, murder quickly suspected | | 10:03 | Lock analysis: proves murder, not suicide | | 13:06 | Chameleon bluffs accusation against Rosalind & Bruce | | 15:08 | Jasmine Fisher exonerates pair for theft | | 18:53 | Secretary Finlay interrogated, story falls apart | | 23:19 | Chameleon (in disguise) triggers final confrontation | | 25:14 | Chameleon exposes Jasmine Fisher as killer | | 26:34 | Fisher confesses, case concluded |
This episode delivers a suspenseful journey through a classic "locked room" murder, expertly using misdirection and multiple plausible suspects. Mr. Chameleon’s cool logic prevails, revealing that trusted business partner Jasmine Fisher was the true killer, motivated by ongoing embezzlement. The story exemplifies Golden Age radio drama’s intricate plotting and dramatic denouement—perfect for fans of vintage mystery!