
Radio City Playhouse 48-07-31 (04) Whistle, Daughter, Whistle
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The National Broadcasting Company presents Radio city playhouse attraction 4.
Tonight. From the deft and versatile pen of Mr. Ernest Knoy, a writer for whom our admiration grows with every passing week, we present Whistle, daughter, Whistle. Both Mr. Knoy and our fine director friend, Mr. Duncan have been giggling through most of the afternoon's rehearsal. It is their sincere hope, and ours too, that you will giggle for the rest of the evening. In any case, garbed in calico and armed with a broom. Radio City Playhouse presents Attraction four. Whistle, Daughter, Whistle.
Every Sunday morning the New York Times brings you four or five pages of sweet smiling pictures with little stories underneath. Ethel Glasgow Wed or Sue Potter Plans or Miss De la Vise betrothed. And sometimes Just Jones Hyphens Smith. Usually the pretty brides end up wrapped around salami sandwiches or spread out on the kitchen floor as the weekly wash drips water down their newsprint decolletes.
But in Peggy Mark's house, the Sunday society pages last well into the week.
Peggy's mother saves them carefully.
Every night she spreads them out on the dining room table after supper. Mrs. Marks loves wedding.
Mrs. Marks
Did you see this one, Peggy? Peggy, I'm talking to you. No. Did you read this one? Southampton. Mr. And Mrs. Alice Ted Allen of New York. Southampton, Miami. A nun cry. Graduate of the Spence School and Mount Holyoke.
Mrs. Kellet
Isn't that interesting?
Peggy Marks
Fascinating. Does it say what you got in freshman English?
Mrs. Marks
I don't see. It may be Freuder down.
Peggy Marks
Never mind, Ma.
Mrs. Marks
It says here she rides horse. I'll bet.
Peggy Marks
Ma, you got the tact of a brewery truck.
Mrs. Marks
Did you ever notice? Always the rich girls get the rich boys.
Peggy Marks
It's fun to scream.
Mrs. Marks
What's the matter with you tonight, Peggy? You don't feel well?
Peggy Marks
Why don't you lay off?
Mrs. Marks
What's the matter all that sudden? I'm just reading the newspaper, that's all.
Peggy Marks
Always the wedding announcement. Do you ever read movie reviews to me? Or maybe the sports section?
Mrs. Marks
How coincidence.
Peggy Marks
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Marks
They all look so happy in the picture.
Peggy Marks
Why don't you quit needling?
Mrs. Marks
Needling?
Mrs. Kellett
Who's needling?
Mrs. Kellet
Her mother has a right to worry the clock don't run back home.
Peggy Marks
All right, all right. So I'm practically brittle with age. I look like lost horizons. Ma, I'm only 26. What's the rush? There are a couple of guys I like and a couple of them like me. I'll get around to it.
Mrs. Kellet
It should only be soon.
Peggy Marks
Oh, there you go again, Mom. I put in a hard day down at the office. From 9 to 5, I look into wide open mouths while the doctor fills the teeth. Give me a rest when I get home, will you?
Mrs. Marks
See, that's what I mean.
Mrs. Kellet
If you had a nice husband, you wouldn't have to wake so hard.
Peggy Marks
I should have known. I can't win.
Mrs. Marks
You know, they say our dentist makes a pretty good living.
Peggy Marks
Hold it. Stop right there. Dr. Prentice is 45. He's got a wife, three children and flat feet. And on top of that, I don't think he likes me particularly.
Mrs. Marks
I didn't mean that dentist.
Mrs. Kellett
I meant the other dentist.
Peggy Marks
What other dentist?
Mrs. Marks
The boy upstairs. He's just getting out of school this month. I met his mother over the washing machine in the basement. She has crouton curtain.
Peggy Marks
Sort of crummy, huh?
Mrs. Marks
What?
Peggy Marks
It's creton. Mark Kriton. A crouton is bread.
Mrs. Marks
Crouton. Creton. It covers the windows. Where was I? I won't talk. Oh, yeah, the other dentist. He's a nice boy. I met him in the elevator.
Peggy Marks
Is that the curly headed one that.
Mrs. Marks
Gets out of the fifth floor, 5B? You know this, Tim?
Peggy Marks
Ma, cut it out. I can smell a plot a mile away.
Mrs. Kellet
I wouldn't say.
Mrs. Marks
I wouldn't.
Peggy Marks
Okay, then, that's settled.
Mrs. Marks
Okay, Ma.
Peggy Marks
I give up.
Mrs. Marks
What do you mean?
Peggy Marks
Come on, get your coat. We'll go to a movie, then have a soda. It's a murder picture with Humphrey Bogart by Louis. There's a corpse every two minutes. That ought to get your mind off orange blossoms.
Mrs. Kellett
Hello, Mrs. Max. Washing again?
Mrs. Kellet
Oh, hello, Mrs. Kellet.
Mrs. Kellett
Hi, Lieutenant. Having a washing machine in the basement. You remember the old days?
Mrs. Kellet
Do I? Don't talk. I still got a backache.
Mrs. Marks
There, it's done. I'll be out in a minute.
Mrs. Kellett
Don't hurry, Mrs. Marks. Rest yourself a while. That's what my boy always says.
Mrs. Marks
Ma.
Mrs. Kellett
Rest yourself.
Mrs. Marks
Your son is in college.
Mrs. Kellett
He graduates dental school next month.
Mrs. Marks
No. Isn't that nice? It's so nice to have a doctor in the family. I was telling my daughter, Peggy, it's. It's so nice to have a doctor in the family. A dentist, the same thing. You know, it's a real coincidence.
Mrs. Kellett
You got a dentist?
Mrs. Marks
No, Peggy works for one.
Mrs. Kellett
What do you know?
Mrs. Marks
Dr. Prentice Downtown. But he's married.
Mrs. Kellett
What?
Mrs. Marks
I mean she isn't happy working where she is. Oh, my Peggy likes her position with a dentist.
Mrs. Kellett
You know, Mrs. Marks, my boy Ellen gets out of school next month and I. No.
Mrs. Marks
What Mrs. Kellet?
Mrs. Kellett
Laugh? No, no silly.
Mrs. Marks
I haven't sex here.
Mrs. Kellett
Wouldn't it be interesting if.
Mrs. Marks
Yeah, yeah.
Mrs. Kellett
Well, he's going to start practicing right after.
And you'll need a nice in his office.
Mrs. Marks
Oh, now I see what you mean.
Mrs. Kellett
Would be real convenient.
Mrs. Marks
It certainly would. Maybe more.
Mrs. Kellett
Why not, Mrs. Marks? Why not? Your Peg is a fine sensible girl.
Mrs. Marks
She certainly is, Mrs. Kellet. I shouldn't say it about my none, but if she was a perfect strange, I couldn't say no different. Only fair and independent too. Honestly, the way some mothers would strangle a girl met aprons to a shame.
Mrs. Kellett
I always say live so you should let somebody else live too.
Mrs. Marks
Ah, that's so true, Mrs. Kelly.
Mrs. Kellett
Wait, Mrs. Max. I just thought of something. My aunt said something about a dance for graduation.
Mrs. Marks
So you know it isn't that he.
Mrs. Kellett
Hasn'T always got a lot of girls chasing after him. A dentist is quite a cat.
Mrs. Marks
Of course, naturally.
Mrs. Kellett
But I'm sure he'd just love to take your Peggy.
Mrs. Marks
Well, you know, Mrs. Kellett, my Peggy's a very popular girl. She could have three, four professional men just like that.
Mrs. Kellett
Naturally, Mrs. Of course. But maybe she would just happen to have a free evening.
Mrs. Marks
It wouldn't be so easy, Mrs. Carlett. Like I said, my Peg is awful independent.
Mrs. Kellett
I'm not telling you no secrets, Mrs. Marks. My yelling is like I'm you.
Mrs. Marks
When is the graduation then?
Mrs. Kellett
Next month.
Mrs. Marks
A month? Well that gives us plenty of time, don't it Mrs. Kellet?
Mrs. Kellett
It certainly does, Mrs. Marks.
Mrs. Marks
So stand still you wonder dress should fit or not.
Peggy Marks
5Th Ma, you're sewing me in so tight I'll have to dance sideways.
Mrs. Marks
I want you should look your best. After all, you don't go to a graduation dance every night.
Peggy Marks
If I could help it, I wouldn't go at all. Aggie, I just want you to know that you're not getting away with anything.
Mrs. Marks
What are you talking about? Live dumb tired.
Peggy Marks
I knew what you were doing. You've been laying a trap for me for a month.
Mrs. Marks
You should shame all of a sudden.
Peggy Marks
Peggy. Why don't you get a new dress then still. Peggy, why don't you get your hair done?
Mrs. Marks
Don't you want to look nice?
Peggy Marks
Sure you got me like a fly in a spider web. Like a rat in a trap.
Mrs. Marks
You could have said no after you.
Peggy Marks
Told him on the phone I was dying to go.
Mrs. Marks
That's what you say.
Peggy Marks
My, you know darn well that I said I'd die before I went.
Mrs. Marks
It's the same thing. Besides, you were in the shower. I couldn't hear.
Peggy Marks
Oh, really? Right, Ma. All right. You got me strapped into this banana peel you call a dress, and you got me roped into this collegiate bra. But I'm not going to like it.
Mrs. Marks
All right, don't like it. Breathe in.
Peggy Marks
If you zip that up the back, I'll never breathe out.
Mrs. Marks
Don't be silly.
Peggy Marks
There.
Mrs. Marks
Ha.
Mrs. Kellet
You look something like a Cinderella at midnight.
Peggy Marks
I'll turn into a second molar. Well, where's young Dr. Kildare?
Mrs. Marks
He'll be here.
Peggy Marks
Yankees might as well get it over with now. Like an extraction. What did you say the young hopeful's name is?
Mrs. Marks
Alan Kellett. Dr. Ellen Kellett.
Peggy Marks
Right on cue. Ma, you look like a cat that's been eating canary pie.
Mrs. Marks
Go on. There he is. Don't keep him waiting.
Peggy Marks
Don't answer it, Mom.
Mrs. Marks
I've got to put my face on him, honestly.
Peggy Marks
And Ma, so I'll dance with heaven's gift of the American bicuspid. But that's all, understand? That's all. Go already.
Mrs. Kellett
All right, all right.
Peggy Marks
Come in.
Mrs. Marks
Come in.
Alan Kellett
Mark, I came for Peggy.
Mrs. Marks
Come in. Come in. Sit down a while. She's inside with the face.
Mrs. Kellet
Ah, a regular full dress gentleman.
Alan Kellett
Between you and me, I rented it.
Mrs. Marks
It fits like a glove.
Announcer
Yeah, too bad it's a suit, huh?
Mrs. Kellett
Sit down. Oh.
Alan Kellett
What's the matter?
Mrs. Marks
You're squashing your tail.
Alan Kellett
Oh, thanks.
Mrs. Marks
So have a piece.
Mrs. Kellet
Fruit?
Mrs. Marks
Maybe a tangerine.
Alan Kellett
No, thanks. I just had supper.
Mrs. Marks
I know. Red cabbage. You could smell it all over the house.
Alan Kellett
Mom makes it sweet and sour.
Mrs. Marks
The best way she uses vinegar for sour lemon. Well, lemon is good too. My mama used to say. Oh, Peggy, this is Dr. Kellett. Dr. Kellett, this is my Peggy. Now go.
Mrs. Kellet
Go have.
Mrs. Marks
Well.
Alan Kellett
Huh?
Peggy Marks
I said, well.
Alan Kellett
Well, what?
Mrs. Marks
I don't know.
Peggy Marks
Just well.
Announcer
Oh.
Alan Kellett
Peggy, you want to dance?
Peggy Marks
Oh, sure, sure.
Mrs. Kellet
Something wrong?
Peggy Marks
You're standing on my dress.
Alan Kellett
I'm sorry.
Peggy Marks
Don't mention it.
Alan Kellett
I said I was sorry.
Mrs. Kellet
Okay.
Alan Kellett
Okay.
Peggy Marks
Let's dance.
Alan Kellett
Suits me.
Mrs. Marks
Oh.
Alan Kellett
Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, it's crowded here. Maybe we should have come earlier.
Peggy Marks
I don't know. Looks like a long evening the way it is.
Mrs. Marks
Peggy.
Peggy Marks
Yeah, Mom.
Mrs. Marks
So how was it?
Peggy Marks
I'll tell you tomorrow. Mom. Tomorrow.
Mrs. Kellet
All night I didn't close my eyes.
Peggy Marks
Come in here. Look, I'm tired.
Mrs. Kellet
Can I just. Night. I didn't slip a wink. Not a pussy nap.
Mrs. Marks
All right, Ma, turn on the light.
Peggy Marks
Where'd I get my coat off?
Mrs. Marks
Now what is it now? Sit down on the bed.
Peggy Marks
Oh, my feet.
Mrs. Marks
You dance?
Peggy Marks
I dance?
Five pieces. All you could hear was the drum.
Mrs. Kellet
A little fine up here. Did you go in a taxi?
Announcer
Yep.
Peggy Marks
Young Dr. Callett flinched every time the meter jumped.
Mrs. Marks
How did you like him?
Peggy Marks
In detail or a rough skit?
Mrs. Marks
Honestly, Peggy, sometimes I get so aggravated.
Peggy Marks
You get aggravated?
Mrs. Kellet
Peggy, before I bust, just tell me.
Mrs. Marks
I wouldn't ask anymore. Well, did you have a good time?
Peggy Marks
No. Let me put it this way. I don't care which way you put it.
Mrs. Marks
He's a nice boy.
Peggy Marks
I warned you before I went. Ma, why can't you grow up? It's not your business to pick out a husband for me. This isn't the Middle Ages.
Mrs. Marks
My mama fixed that.
Mrs. Kellet
So I should knit.
Mrs. Marks
Your papa, Rest your soul. You're better than me.
Peggy Marks
Oh, that isn't it and you know it.
Mrs. Marks
What more would you want?
Mrs. Kellet
Pat Talon is a nice boy.
Mrs. Marks
Even good looking. So what's glasses and a doctor? They look distinct.
Peggy Marks
I'm not gonna sit up all night to listen to this.
Mrs. Marks
Who's keeping you?
Mrs. Kellet
Only such a boy you should get.
Peggy Marks
Look, Ma, my feet hurt. The zipper's jammed on my dress. I gotta get up early tomorrow and I'm sick and tired of your nagging all the time. Peggy, get married.
Mrs. Kellet
So quit.
Mrs. Kellett
What did I say? Oh, no.
Mrs. Kellet
I keep quiet all the time. Like a clem. I keep still.
Peggy Marks
I'll never learn.
Mrs. Kellet
From my grave. I'll go without a word. No one should know. My daughter talks like a knife in my heart.
Peggy Marks
Please, Ma.
Mrs. Kellet
Her dentist isn't good enough. You want a millionaire? Maybe.
Peggy Marks
I'll let you know in the morning. Good night, Ma.
Mrs. Kellet
Peggy. What? Now?
Mrs. Marks
You're sure?
Mrs. Kellet
Maybe you didn't like him just a little bit.
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Mrs. Kellett
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Mrs. Marks
Shopping. Oh hello Mrs. Keller. I just wheeled a wagon all the way from.
Mrs. Kellett
Broadway. You shall buy a.
Mrs. Marks
Supermarket. Since I got the grocery wagon.
Mrs. Kellet
Such an invention is almost a.
Mrs. Kellett
Pleasure. Such a big loan, Mr. Smart. More camels.
Mrs. Marks
Made. I didn't even know what it is.
Mrs. Kellet
Honest. In the supermarket I just can't keep my hand off the.
Mrs. Kellett
Shelves. Give me the same if it's self service. I buy like I'm moving to a desert.
Mrs. Kellet
Island. You're waiting for.
Mrs. Kellett
Somebody? I'm just standing. It's so nice out in my apartment. We get some 10 minutes between 5 and 5:30. It's a.
Mrs. Marks
Novelty. We got a sudden exposure in the living.
Mrs. Kellett
Room. You're.
Mrs. Marks
Lucky. Lucky. Hey listen, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellet
Kellogg. In the summit so hot you.
Mrs. Marks
Could fry an egg on the.
Mrs. Kellett
Carpet. You can't have your cake meat frosting too. I always.
Mrs. Marks
Say. You're right, you're.
Mrs. Kellett
Right. Like for example, Mrs.
Mrs. Marks
Winter. You.
Mrs. Kellett
Hide. If I hide, it isn't enough. How the son and daughter in law have to live with her. But that woman wouldn't even let them go by the movies.
Mrs. Marks
Alone. I saw always the mama could drive a couple crazy. Touching. Honest some people it shouldn't be you and me, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellett
Tell. Such an.
Mrs. Marks
Idea. I'm not.
Mrs. Kellett
Foolish. Pardon me Mrs. Max, but what is it Mrs. Tell? I suppose I shouldn't ask your Peggy. She had a good time last.
Mrs. Marks
Night. A good.
Mrs. Kellett
Time? Oh, Mrs. Skeleton. Did.
Mrs. Kellet
She? She woke me up when she came.
Mrs. Kellett
In.
Mrs. Kellet
Hannah's. Claire thought she was crazy. She had such A good time. She was laughing and singing like with her.
Mrs. Kellett
Voice. Father.
Mrs. Marks
Honest. Look, I shouldn't tell you. I promised it across my heart I.
Mrs. Kellett
Wouldn'T. Mrs. Mark, we are all friends. You wouldn't tell.
Mrs. Marks
Me. Did I say I would? So what was my Peggy told.
Mrs. Kellett
Me.
Mrs. Marks
Uhuh. We shouldn't breathe away my cartoon, she.
Mrs. Kellet
Said. Ah, I can't honestly miss his march, said she. She never met her boy like your Ellen.
Mrs. Kellett
Before. She.
Mrs. Marks
Thinks. Well, not in so many.
Mrs. Kellett
Ways. That's very interesting. That is, Ma. Very.
Mrs. Marks
Interesting. And your Ellen, how does he like pets as a dance? Well, he told.
Mrs. Kellett
You. My Ellen tells me.
Mrs. Kellet
Everything. Of course. Of.
Mrs. Kellett
Course. Naturally. A boy like Helen is very careful. So many girls keep playing themselves at a professional man. I don't mean your Peggy, Mrs.
Mrs. Marks
Mark. No offense, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellett
Kelly. So where was.
Mrs. Marks
I? About.
Mrs. Kellett
Helen. Oh, well, I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe it's a little soon, but I wouldn't be.
Mrs. Marks
Surprised.
Mrs. Kellett
No. Why not? Mrs. Marks, I got to go.
Mrs. Marks
Upstairs. Is the elevator fixed for out again? I had to walk downstairs. Honestly, I never feel safe since they put in that automatic.
Mrs. Kellett
Elevator. I get cold shivers every time that door closes. It's like a coffin standing.
Mrs. Marks
Up. Mark my words, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellet
Kellet. Somebody, somebody someday is going to.
Mrs. Kellett
Get caught in that elevator. It shouldn't only be us. Mrs. Max Knife can.
Alan Kellett
Hoot.
Hey, hold that.
Peggy Marks
Elevator. Well, hurry up. I'm dropping the.
Alan Kellett
Egg. Oh, it's.
Peggy Marks
You. Take your parcel.
Five. Right, five.
Alan Kellett
And.
Nice.
Peggy Marks
Out. It'll.
Alan Kellett
Do.
What's the matter.
Mrs. Marks
Now?
Alan Kellett
Duck?
Peggy Marks
No.
Well, that won't.
Mrs. Kellet
Help. What do you.
Peggy Marks
Do? You might push the emergency button. The red.
Announcer
One. Oh.
Alan Kellett
Yeah.
Now.
Peggy Marks
What? We wait till Mr. Hector comes back from his pinochle game and gets his.
Alan Kellett
House. Hey, I can't stay in here. I'll be late for the.
Peggy Marks
Clinic. Those unfilled incisors will just have to.
Alan Kellett
Wait. I can't figure you.
Peggy Marks
Out. You have.
Announcer
To. Here you go all around Robin.
Alan Kellett
Hood's barn trying to get me to take you to that dance. And then you keep needling me all the.
Peggy Marks
Time. Wait a minute. I tried to get you to take.
Alan Kellett
Me. Grandmother said that the very least thing I could.
Peggy Marks
Do. I begin to smell a maternal.
Alan Kellett
Wrath. I don't get.
Peggy Marks
It. Your mother told you I wanted a.
Alan Kellett
Date. She said I would be a blessing to take.
Peggy Marks
You. You should have heard my mother. He's such a shy boy. Do a good deed for one. Me shy? Like a violet, she said. Oh, I'll be doggone. I make two of them. Why? Well, I don't know about you, but my mother will walk the earth like the ghost of Hamlet's father until I.
Get married. Oh, what's the matter? You're turning.
Alan Kellett
Green. Every time I go out with a girl, my mother wants to know her family tree. Down to the.
Peggy Marks
Roots. Aaron, my boy, I feel the hounds closing.
Mrs. Kellet
In. That's what you were sore the.
Peggy Marks
Other night after the dancing. I had other.
Alan Kellett
Reasons. Yeah, I'm pretty bum at it. Two left.
Peggy Marks
Feet. I've seen.
Alan Kellett
Worse. You know, I was kind of mad myself last time my mother shanghaied me into one of those things. The girl outweighs me.
Peggy Marks
£50. The last one I had palmed off I'd meet her not to be married. Claimed his wife didn't understand him.
Alan Kellett
Huh. What.
Peggy Marks
Happened? I walked home from Fremont.
Alan Kellett
Avenue.
How long do you figure we'll be stuck in.
Peggy Marks
Here? Depends on the meld. What the meld. The score on Mr. Hector's pinochle.
Alan Kellett
Game. Well, I'm going to sit on the floor. You care to join me.
Peggy Marks
Peggy? Well, okay.
Read any good books.
Mrs. Kellet
Lately?
Peggy Marks
Hmm? Never.
Alan Kellett
Mind. Okay. Okay.
Funny, isn't it? I mean, after all that finagling to get us together, we end up stuck in the.
Peggy Marks
Elevator. My mother would call it real.
Alan Kellett
Romantic. You know, it is at.
Mrs. Kellet
That.
My wood do it. And that's that. Go ahead, bite your.
Peggy Marks
Nose. It's ridiculous. It was.
Mrs. Kellet
Ridiculous. You wait for a dentist now? You could wait for another dentist. But I don't. But, but, but, but.
Mrs. Marks
Nothing. Your Dr. Prentice is all the way.
Peggy Marks
Downtown. Oh, it's.
Mrs. Kellet
Really.
Mrs. Kellett
What?
Mrs. Marks
Really? The same morning and only four blocks.
Mrs. Kellet
Away. Besides, he's such a nice.
Peggy Marks
Boy. That's what I.
Mrs. Marks
Mean. Listen, I had.
Mrs. Kellet
Enough. I'm up to here. You're stuck in the elevator for two hours. Finally he asked me to waken his new office. And what.
Peggy Marks
Happened? I say.
Mrs. Marks
No. What did I do to deserve such a.
Peggy Marks
Daughter? I don't see what you're complaining.
Mrs. Marks
About. Please, Peggy, let's talk.
Mrs. Kellet
Calm. Don't get.
Peggy Marks
Excited. Excited? Who's.
Mrs. Marks
Excited? Look, the boy asks, you should wake in his office.
Peggy Marks
Right?
Mrs. Marks
Yeah. It's the same money and would save an hour every day from the subject. I suppose.
Peggy Marks
So. No. And you know.
Mrs. Marks
Why? Why? There's a reason.
Mrs. Kellet
Why. If I thought 100 years, I.
Peggy Marks
Couldn'T find the reason I could angled me into that graduation dance with Alan. You and.
Mrs. Kellet
Mrs.
Peggy Marks
Callous. Now you're trying to haul me into that kid's office. I wouldn't be surprised if you pulled the plugs on that.
Mrs. Marks
Elevator. Such A thing to.
Peggy Marks
Say. Why, you're subtle, like a bulldozer. Never mind. You don't fool me for a minute. I'll bet you got the silver pattern all picked.
Mrs. Marks
Out. Nah, you talk fool.
Peggy Marks
Maybe. Just remember, when I'm good and ready to get married, I'll pick myself out somebody. Then I'll let you know. Honestly, Ma, you act like this was China or.
Mrs. Marks
Something. All right, all.
Mrs. Kellet
Right. Forget I said.
Mrs. Marks
Anything. Go.
Mrs. Kellet
Ahead. Go downtown every morning, on the subway in the rush hour. Go ahead, get yourself smashed in like a sardine. Come home with a black eyes and somebody's elbow. Oh, Ma, please. All right, the adult. I wouldn't say another.
Peggy Marks
Way.
Mrs. Marks
Okay. God.
Peggy Marks
Why. Never mind, Ma. Only remember, I'm not going to work in Alan's office. You.
Mrs. Kellett
Understand?
Mrs. Marks
Never. Sure. Sure.
Peggy Marks
Never. Okay. Now, what's for.
Mrs. Marks
Dinner?
Another piece of cake with your tea, Mrs. Kellet. It's right in the bread.
Mrs. Kellett
Bag. Thanks. Now, Mrs. Max, I ate already.
Mrs. Marks
Too. You had four, but have.
Mrs. Kellett
Another. I wouldn't dare. I'd wash right out of my.
Mrs. Marks
Dress. I always figure I use a saccharine tablet in the tea so I can take all the cake I want. It's good. It's from o'.
Mrs. Kellett
Brien. I always used to bake my own.
Mrs. Marks
Cake. Me, too, but o' Brien's is.
Mrs. Kellett
Good. My Ellen always asks Ma, how come you don't bake no more when.
Mrs. Marks
You got a man in the house? There's a reason to cook. I don't.
Mrs. Kellett
Know. My Mr. Would be happy if I had only potholes and potatoes. Maybe a chicken once in a.
Mrs. Marks
While. You got.
Mrs. Kellet
Trouble. Every day my Peggy changes her.
Mrs. Marks
Diet. Monday she's eating cottage cheese to that walnut. Wednesday, maybe whole wheat.
Mrs. Kellet
Toast. It could drive up like some crazy cooking.
Mrs. Kellett
Lunch. Peggy comes home for lunch about.
Mrs. Marks
Two weeks now, since she's waking for your.
Mrs. Kellett
Ellen. Ellen doesn't even take off for lunch. She's working so.
Mrs. Marks
Hard. Mrs. Kellett, I got a TL for you. For mine.
Mrs. Kellett
Teggy. So tell.
Mrs. Marks
Me. She says your Ellen makes her.
Mrs. Kellet
Better off a plate than anybody she ever saw. Real.
Mrs. Kellett
Pretty. He's a good boy. He says your Peggy works real.
Mrs. Marks
Hard. They look nice together, don't they, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellett
Kelly? They certainly do, Mrs.
Mrs. Marks
Max. So, Mrs. Kellett, so what.
Mrs. Kellet
Next?
Such a day I thought I'd never.
Peggy Marks
Seen. Take it easy.
Mrs. Kellet
Ma. Are you ready? Did you pack the new.
Mrs. Marks
Shoes? Yes, Ma. And the fancy.
Peggy Marks
Hat? Everything's all in. Stop fussing, will.
Mrs. Kellet
You? Who's.
Mrs. Marks
Fussing? Let's see. Should be something borrowed and Something with the.
Peggy Marks
Bluing. Blue, Ma. Blue Bluing's for the.
Mrs. Marks
Laundry. So what's wrong? For our wedding. You shouldn't be.
Peggy Marks
Clean. For heaven's sake, will you sit down a.
Mrs. Kellet
While? Who can sit? Her daughter only gets married once in a.
Peggy Marks
While. This one nearly didn't. Minus Ma. The only reason I turned Alan down three times was because I knew you were hovering around like a buzzard waiting for a.
Mrs. Kellet
Car. A buzzard you called your own.
Peggy Marks
Mother. I'm not kidding. When I saw that triumphal grin of yours, I came close to calling the whole thing off.
I guess I could have loved the.
Mrs. Marks
Guy. Of course, I always knew my.
Mrs. Kellet
Peggy would pick up a good boy. Such a smart girl you were. I remember when you recited at the P. S.
Peggy Marks
Graduation. I'll cut it out, will you, Ma? You'll have time to cry.
Mrs. Marks
Later. Have Eddie, my David rest his.
Mrs. Kellet
Soul. Should be.
Peggy Marks
Here. Yeah, I guess it would be.
Mrs. Marks
Nice. I always say it's nice to have a doctor in the family. A dentist. Dentist.
Mrs. Kellett
Doctor. He wears a.
Peggy Marks
White. So does a barber. Only remember, Ma, I'm marrying him in spite of you. Not because.
Mrs. Marks
Naturally.
Mrs. Kellet
Naturally. Just how you're marrying him somewhere. That's enough for.
Peggy Marks
Me. Well, congratulations, Ma. You've earned them. Me, nobody else. Thank you, heaven. That's the last of it, Ma. You can rest.
Mrs. Kellett
Now.
A beautiful wedding, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellet
Mark. Lovely, Mrs. Kellett. Lovely.
Mrs. Kellett
Honey. Blessing to see a boy should.
Mrs. Kellet
Get a nice, smart girl like your Peggy. A match, Mrs.
Mrs. Marks
Kellett. A.
Mrs. Kellet
Match. Your Ellen will go far. Thank you. It's a load of my mind. Confidentially, I can tell you now a secret. Not that I'd be interfering with Peggy.
Mrs. Kellett
Never. I'm saying. Neither me, Mrs. Marx. Always with hell in his own.
Mrs. Kellet
Way. Protonist, Mrs. Kelly. Sometimes I put my Peggy would end up an old maid. Such a stubborn girl. Stubborn, Mrs.
Mrs. Kellett
Kell. You think Mabe was easy with Meinel and not interfering.
Mrs. Kellet
Ever? Nah.
Mrs. Kellett
Never. But honestly, I'm not forgetting times I wanted to shake that fine dentist like a mop out the.
Mrs. Kellet
Window. All right, Mrs. Kellogg. Yes. Don't I know. Well, it's done.
Mrs. Kellett
Now. Pull.
Mrs. Marks
Over. All of it? All of.
Mrs. Kellet
It. Wait, Mrs. Kellet, wait. It's just.
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Episode: Radio City Playhouse 48-07-31 (04) Whistle, Daughter, Whistle
Date: December 7, 2025
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A witty, character-driven slice-of-life comedy from the Golden Age of radio; “Whistle, Daughter, Whistle” centers on Peggy Marks, her marriage-minded mother, and the subtle (and not-so-subtle) machinations to steer Peggy toward a “proper” husband, specifically the nice young dentist upstairs. The episode explores generational expectations, maternal meddling, and the resilient independence of a modern (for her time) working woman.
“Whistle, Daughter, Whistle” delivers a clever, affectionate, and at times biting satire of postwar urban family life. Its punch comes from the spirited back-and-forth between Peggy, determined to live life on her own terms, and her loving but overbearing mother. The episode explores timeless themes—family expectations, generational change, the search for connection—wrapped in snappy, character-driven dialogue and just enough sentiment to warm the heart. The comedy shines with moments of sharp sarcasm, mutual misunderstandings, and a gentle acceptance that while mothers may scheme, daughters ultimately choose for themselves.