Harold's Old Time Radio: Screen Guild Theater 42-02-22 Ep105 - "Love Is News"
Overview
In the episode titled "Love Is News," Harold's Old Time Radio transports listeners back to the Golden Age of Radio with a captivating romantic comedy intertwined with journalistic intrigue. Set against the backdrop of wartime America, the story revolves around the lives of Steve Layton, a charismatic reporter; Marty Canavan, his gruff editor; and Tony Gateson, a glamorous heiress whose entanglement with the press sets off a series of humorous misunderstandings and heartfelt reconciliations.
Main Characters
- Steve Layton (Kay Kaiser): A former star reporter of the Daily Express, known for his sharp wit and dedication to uncovering the truth.
- Marty Canavan (James Gleason): The managing editor of the Daily Express, a no-nonsense figure who values integrity in journalism.
- Tony Gateson (Betty Grable): A "Tin Can Heiress" with a penchant for avoiding the limelight, leading to complications with persistent reporters.
- Judge Knockgrass: The quirky and straightforward judge presiding over Steve and Tony's legal troubles.
- Roger Pryor: The host and narrator, setting the scenes and interjecting sponsor messages.
Plot Summary
Introduction and Catalyst
The episode opens with a lively introduction by Roger Pryor (00:53), who sets the stage for the comedic and romantic escapades to follow. The Gulf Screen Guild Theater presents "Love Is News," featuring Betty Grable as Tony Gateson and introducing the main characters.
Steve Layton's Predicament
Steve Layton (00:53) finds himself in a challenging situation, having been the former star reporter at the Daily Express. A conversation with Johnson (03:18) hints at Steve's fragile standing at the newspaper, leading to a humorous exchange about his rumored departure.
Steve Layton (04:03): "Well, slap a saddle on one and trot it in here. French fries and coffee." [03:03]
The Engagement Hoax
A pivotal moment occurs when Tony Gateson arrives at the airport, portrayed by Betty Grable (06:12). Steve, pretending to be from the airline, sweetly manipulates Tony into believing he's her protector from pesky reporters.
Tony Gateson (07:00): "I thought I might lose them this time." [06:18]
However, the ruse backfires when Tony reveals Steve's true identity, leading to public embarrassment and Steve being portrayed as engaged to Tony by the press.
Betty Grable (08:00): "Tony Gateson buys herself a count. Tin can counter says American men are boys. An exclusive interview by Steve Layton." [07:48]
Courtroom Chaos
Steve's fabricated engagement leads to his appearance in court, presided over by the eccentric Judge Knockgrass (15:19). The judge's unconventional methods and humorous demeanor create a chaotic yet entertaining courtroom scene.
Judge Knockgrass (16:00): "Feeling pretty chipper, ain't you? Why not?" [15:33]
Steve's attempts to explain the misunderstanding are futile, resulting in both him and Tony being jailed under absurd charges.
Steve Layton (17:04): "Well, how do you like that, Ms. Gateson?" [17:04]
Jailhouse Revelations and Reconciliation
Inside the jail, Steve and Tony engage in witty banter, gradually uncovering their true feelings amidst the confusion. Their time together leads to a surprising revelation of affection, bridging professional rivalry with personal connection.
Betty Grable (18:10): "Oh, you're so sophisticated. Of course, the biggest reason I like it here is because I'm with a man I love." [17:41]
Resolution and New Beginnings
The climax unfolds with Tony admitting her orchestrated involvement to help Steve regain his position at the Daily Express. Despite initial resentment, Steve acknowledges their genuine feelings, culminating in the cancellation of their engagement thus allowing a harmonious resolution.
Betty Grable (21:10): "After a fashion." [21:09]
Steve Layton (21:24): "Oh, forget it." [21:50]
Finally, Marty Canavan promotes Steve to City Editor, recognizing his talents and mending their professional relationship.
Kay Kaiser (22:45): "I think you're nuts. But you're a lucky boy, Steve. You've got a swell girl and a swell job." [22:53]
Key Scenes and Notable Quotes
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Steve and Johnson's Banter:
- Steve Layton (03:03): "Well, slap a saddle on one and trot it in here. French fries and coffee."
- Johnson (04:02): "Well, Stevie, old boy."
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Engagement Revelation:
- Betty Grable (08:00): "Tony Gateson buys herself a count...An exclusive interview by Steve Layton."
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Courtroom Humor:
- Judge Knockgrass (16:00): "Feeling pretty chipper, ain't you? Why not?"
- Steve Layton (17:01): "Hey, Homer."
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Jailhouse Chemistry:
- Steve Layton (18:01): "My doctor told me to avoid excitement."
- Betty Grable (18:06): "Well, call me when he checks a battery."
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Reconciliation:
- Steve Layton (21:13): "Something that's done in the best circles. By engaged couples. A little item that Adam and Eve dreamed up known as a kiss."
- Betty Grable (21:34): "I just want you to know that I came here tonight to apologize for putting you in the freak tent."
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Promotion and Resolution:
- Kay Kaiser (23:08): "Yes, my boy. I'm giving you a job."
- Steve Layton (23:30): "Certainly making it tough for me, Marty."
Conclusion
"Love Is News" masterfully blends humor, romance, and the competitive world of journalism to deliver an engaging and heartwarming narrative. Through witty dialogues and memorable characters, the episode highlights themes of integrity, love, and redemption. The interplay between Steve Layton and Tony Gateson not only provides comedic relief but also underscores the importance of genuine connections amidst professional upheavals. As Steve steps into his new role as City Editor, the episode concludes on a hopeful note, celebrating both personal and professional triumphs.
Closing Remarks
Roger Pryor wraps up the episode with a heartfelt acknowledgment of the cast's performances and a nod to upcoming productions, maintaining the classic radio broadcast charm.
Roger Pryor (29:25): "Don't forget your date for next week to hear the Gulf Screen Guild Theater production of Midnight, starring Joan Bennett and Robert Young." [29:35]
"Love Is News" stands as a testament to the timeless appeal of old-time radio storytelling, offering listeners a delightful escape into a world where love and news intertwine in the most unexpected ways.