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Hasan Minhaj
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Vir Das
Lemonade. What would be the point if I stood in the visa line for three hours and then took a 17 hour flight and landed in JFK, which is another eight hours, and got interrogated with questions about my purpose in life and all of that. And then I kind of went up on stage and told you five things you already knew. Came all this way. You know, I'm, I'm going to take you someplace new.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
I don't know about Ohio. I never been to Ohio. Chappelle takes you to Ohio, right?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah, totally.
Vir Das
And you go. Right, right. If you're a Chappelle audience member, why the hell can't I take you to Mumbai?
Hasan Minhaj
So you have this thing in the show where the lights turn off.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Okay. What, what did that moment in the show represent? All the lights shut off and then you kind of. There's this moment and we'll play it. People start screaming out how they feel.
Vir Das
Yeah, well, I didn't know what they would do in that moment. I'd never done it before. It was just a moment and there's a pause and it's pretty terrifying to me.
Hasan Minhaj
The Christmas tree in London. Yeah.
Vir Das
But also in the stadium. I was just like, make the noise you want to be remembered for. Because I didn't want to lead the audience in any way. I didn't want to say like, make some noise for this Etc. Etc. I'm just like, do what you want to be remembered. Because we're filming.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And the room kind of shook a little bit, and the camera's not on me, it's just on the light. But if you look at me, I'm looking pretty terrified and clueless because I did not expect that to happen. I didn't expect it to be that vibrant. I don't know. I. I do think one of the central messages of the show, and this is, as somebody who tries to, like, go to different places, is that's the one thing we have, right. That no matter what we look like, who we worship, age, sexuality, nationality, laughter. Sounds the same.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
Right. And in the dark, we all sound the same. Cause that's all we have is. Is the noise we make. And I. I do feel like. And maybe not the kind of comedy that you do, which I'm a fan of, because your. Your comedy empowers people to come in, you know, and it calls people in. Right. But I think we know enough comedy that shuts people out and kind of lives in an ideological silo. And I feel like sometimes if you turn the lights off, there are no ideological silos anymore.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, interesting.
Vir Das
What I like is, you know, we can fundamentally disagree about something, but laugh about it under the same roof. I think that is, at some level, what's nice about our profession.
Hasan Minhaj
It's also, as you were telling me the story, I've done three specials, and tape days are so stressful.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
So the fact that you did that, you don't know what you're gonna get.
Vir Das
I don't know what I'm gonna get.
Hasan Minhaj
But yeah. Yeah. In the control room, they have the monitor with the six little squares in here. Like, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. This is gonna be a nightmare in the edit.
Vir Das
So it was just a.
Hasan Minhaj
The fact that you're telling me that you didn't rehearse it before.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
It's a pretty ballsy move, because you don't know it's gonna fuck you up in the edit if it doesn't.
Vir Das
I mean, we could have cut it out, right?
Hasan Minhaj
Sure, you could lift it.
Vir Das
We could lift it. But 90% of this edit, by the way, I'm not even editing for me.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, really?
Vir Das
I'm editing for people in the background. I did this thing where I lit the entire audience, Right?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
So I'm just like. It's a great angle for me, but this dude's, like, scratching his eye in the background, so I have to Change angles for that. So. So even. That was a trippy edit, but I.
Hasan Minhaj
Love that you edited. You edited and you shot it in such a way that you can see the audience.
Vir Das
You can see the audience.
Hasan Minhaj
But I have even.
Vir Das
Even your shows. You can see the audience. Like I. Off with his head.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes, you can see the audience quite a bit. Yeah. There was, I think, in a good way. And look, I want to shout out one of the originators of it, which is Stan Lathan and Deaf Comedy Jam.
Vir Das
Okay.
Hasan Minhaj
Him putting the audience in the Apollo in a thrust.
Vir Das
Some of this stuff I might not be too familiar with. I apologize. So. No, no.
Hasan Minhaj
So in the early 90s, do you remember, you've probably seen clips on YouTube for. Of Def Comedy Jam, like Patrice O' Neill and stuff. Yeah, you'll see Patrice O', Neill, but you'll see even, like, a young Martin Lawrence. You'll see a young Chris Tucker. You'll see a young Dave Chappelle.
Vir Das
All right.
Hasan Minhaj
And the. The Apollo Theater in Harlem, which is Harlem's, like, 125th street and up, is an iconic theater for black comedy and just black art.
Vir Das
Okay.
Hasan Minhaj
And the fact that Stan, in the early. Stan Lathan, legendary director who now still directs Dave Chappelle's specials, shot it in such a way that did two things. Number one, it put the comic in the audience.
Vir Das
Nice.
Hasan Minhaj
Then everybody in the audience is lit. And so it kind of implicates everybody in the joke.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
And I. And I. And I don't mean implicate, like, in a bad way, as if, like, you're trying to litigate a lawsuit. It just means that this really happened in the room.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
This was this person's genuine reaction. One of the most iconic versions of it, when people talk about, is comedy mean, like, is it cruel? There's an iconic clip where Martin Lawrence, who is the host of it, bring different comics out, roasts a woman and calls her Big Bird. Okay. She's wearing just a fluffy yellow dress, and she. Does Loki look like Big Bird.
Vir Das
All right.
Hasan Minhaj
But the audience is, like, dying. But she's also laughing, too.
Vir Das
Great.
Hasan Minhaj
And so what that did, I think. And I think it needs to be kind of. I'm so glad that it exists in the blockchain is. Hey, this is a living, breathing thing that happened that night.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
And so don't quote it as if it's congressional testimony. Don't quote it as if it's a novel. You have to see it within what it is now that it's been converted into, like, one by one. TikTok or Instagram reels. It's become a person's face, almost giving us.
Vir Das
You have no context for where it lives in breeds. And also, I think there's. There is a way to shoot a stand up special where you can make a person feel like they're in the room. You know, I think there are two different schools of comedy, and one is. And I think we're all forced into making this special early on in our careers when we don't know how to make a special, which is sweeping jib shots and like a dolly and this and that, et cetera, et cetera. And then you just feel like you're watching a show that you weren't at, you know, and then slowly, with a few specials, you start figuring out, maybe I'll just put the camera where an audience member would be. And that changes the complete pov.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And then if you. If you light the audience and you can see them and you. You shoot a little dirty, you know, you have some shoulders in frame. You kind of have angles that aren't flattering.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah, yeah.
Vir Das
For the artist.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
I feel like that's a better shoot.
Hasan Minhaj
Totally.
Vir Das
You feel like you're in the room. And even with the mix on this one, like, we had a. It's a nightmare. Right. Because it's an arena and then it's a church with, like a massive ceiling. And then it's the cellar. It's a basement.
Hasan Minhaj
Why did you choose three locations? Why did you go from Arena, Mumbai, London Church, and then Comedy Cellar? Why that size?
Vir Das
I didn't originally choose the cellar. I only had two. Then I lost my voice.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, got it.
Vir Das
And I was like, I need a third to set context for the backstory.
Hasan Minhaj
Right. Yeah.
Vir Das
And because it's meant to be truthful, what better place than, like, McDougal street and the basement? But it's three different soundscapes. Right. And you could kind of slickly mix them in with each other, but I think it's kind of trippy to leave them as is and to make the audience feel what the room tone was like in these different places. Totally. But I mean, you know, as old as a Seinfeld gets to do it, which is cut between stand up reference to what's happening in the plotline.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
And a documentary has a talking head that references footage. So the seller kind of is my talking head.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. That's moving exposition forward in the story.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
So the ghost light you studied in the U.S. yeah. I didn't get a chance to ask you this, but Is the ghost light in reference to what they use in theater where they keep a ghost light.
Vir Das
On stage to ward off evil spirits.
Hasan Minhaj
To ward off evil spirits? Yes, it was homage to that. And then was did the flickering of the, the, like the, the throbbing of the ghost lights, what was that indicative of?
Vir Das
Oh, how happy I am in the special. So when the passport goes away, ghost light goes off?
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
When it gets handed back to me, slowly comes on. If the bid is my nephew setting me on fire, it's flickering. If it's me praying to God, the ghost light is at its brightest. If it's me getting beaten up, the ghost light is at its dimmest. So it just represents joy.
Hasan Minhaj
That's awesome. This is your first time saying this?
Vir Das
Yeah. HMDK exclusive.
Hasan Minhaj
The limiting factor of language is sometimes there is a word in Hindi or in Urdu that does not translate.
Vir Das
It only exists in Hindi in that.
Hasan Minhaj
Okay, so riff this out with me. I have tried to explain the concept of izzat.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
To people in America. And the way I've tried to establish that is I say it's like dignity and self respect.
Vir Das
Sure. Yeah. Add on to that.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes, yes, please help me.
Vir Das
I think that it's dignity and self respect that is earned because you recognize that it has been fought for. I think that's izzat. You know what I mean when you say samaj izzat karthiyaski, which is, you know, the entire society respects this man. It's usually because that man or woman fought for it. And there's an acceptance within society of their fight, recognition of their fight. I think that's izzat. You know, a lot of people conflate izzat with respect. And you respect your grandfather.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
You know, you respect a policeman. But there are some people who have izzat, which is everybody kind of knows what their story is and knows what they went through and there's an acceptance of their struggle.
Hasan Minhaj
How would you describe. What's the word that would describe one's own baseline? Because I also apply it to oneself of like I actually have to say something just out of. For my own dignity and self respect. Is that in and of itself, which I think is not a, a concept that is firmly understood in the West.
Vir Das
Really? Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
There's shame. And shame is associated with kind of Sunday school. They call it like Catholic guilt, etc.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
I'll give you an example. Sometimes when I hang out with Zakir Khan, the wonderful comedian, he'll talk about the way in which we treat people's Parents or members of their family.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
And it's like, hey, I'm not going to do roast jokes or do low blows about those people.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Just because of their inherent right in and of itself. I also think that's.
Vir Das
Is that.
Hasan Minhaj
Or maybe I'm thinking about it the wrong way.
Vir Das
I think so. I think also you can measure a person by how they treat people with less power than them.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And I think that's also izzat.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
You know, more often than not, izzat applies to people who are. Who have less power than you. So how do you treat an assistant director? How do you treat the guy who's driving you to set?
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
Or how do you treat people within your company? That too. Is izzat true? Yeah, at some level.
Hasan Minhaj
You know, I also think there's something beautiful in it that just kind of elucidates the baseline of what, what one's human rights are.
Vir Das
You know, it's an interesting thing because I, I'm trying to write about this and it's a weird one because we're taught as Indian children.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
That our thoughts give us value, not our feelings. You know, and then it's.
Hasan Minhaj
I thought it was accomplishments also, but I mean, thoughts like accomplishments in test schools.
Vir Das
Yeah. But it's, you know, thoughts leading to accomplishments. Right. But we don't grow up with an audacity of. My feelings deserve to be shared with everyone and listened to by everyone. And I feel like it takes accomplishment and it takes inner work to get to that point. But it's something that we fight, that your parents may not have even impressed upon you. It's just cultural, it's multi generational. And I think that too is a form of izzat to say. No, I think I deserve to say this out loud. The old Indian societal approach to it was you have to be someone to say something, you know, And I think we have to get to. You have to say something to be someone.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
And you can be anyone to say something.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
I think comedy kind of lives within that. In the young comedy scene that I'm in, it lives in that space where it's like, who are these people to say these things? These idiots?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
Who the fuck are you? And the answer is no one. And that's okay.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Meaning that you have inherent value in and of itself because you're a human being.
Vir Das
Because you're a human and you do.
Hasan Minhaj
Not have to be a senator or.
Vir Das
A accomplish, accomplished or recognized. And especially in India where, you know, content, creation is quite democratic in India in that you've got a billion point three who will watch with the largest smartphone audience in the world.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And a young kid can put up a YouTube video and get 30 million views. That's beautiful. It's kind of beautiful, right?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. That's great.
Vir Das
So that pivot is happening now where people are like, I've never heard of this fucking guy. Why is he talking about this big thing? Who the hell are you? But the answer is no one. And he has a smartphone and that's okay.
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Vir Das
Okay, Indians, we are bred to not talk about our happiness. If you're prospering, if things are good, shut the fuck up. And not. Why, just because we.
Hasan Minhaj
Because I believe that too, but it's.
Vir Das
Because we lived with scarcity mindset for 400 years and we've just gone to abundance mindset. Scarcity mindset is we're under the British and there are these 10 opportunities or 11 opportunities. And if your family happens to be doing well, shut up. Don't tell a soul, because it's hard for everyone. And now it's ours. We hold the baby and there's abundance mindset. And that's a pivot. Right? So to me, I was brought up with, protect your peace, protect your joy, don't tell anyone. And the. The myth is that if you talk too much about your happiness, you will activate Nazar, which is the evil eye, which I call ill wishers.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
Right. Which is just people casually wishing ill upon you.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
They've combined evil with delegation. They expect the universe to do it. They just wish it. But I think the arc of the special is that you should scream the shit out of your joy. You should yell it from the rooftops. Because at some level, your joy doesn't belong to just your body. You owe it to have it enter another human being's body. And I think, you know, the line in the special is, happiness watched is greater than happiness lived. So you owe your happiness to leave your body and to watch it in somebody else's.
Hasan Minhaj
I have to unlock this. I watched the whole special and I'm still like, why are you saying this? You gotta hide this.
Vir Das
Don't do that. I mean, it's. I think also sometimes it's.
Hasan Minhaj
It's beautiful, though.
Vir Das
It's beautiful. But, you know, I. I live in India, where, you know, this is an important turn that we're making right now as a country.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
Which is, oh, abundance, a global footprint. There's opportunities for everybody. Startups can prosper.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
You know, so at some level, we have to. Isn't that kind of American Audacity as well.
Hasan Minhaj
Totally.
Vir Das
Right. Which is. Look at me, man. I got the house. I got the picket fence. My. Sure. You know, my stuff is going well. I think we need to get there, you know.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And kind of chest out a little bit about our joy.
Hasan Minhaj
How do you explain Shah Rukh Khan to people in America?
Vir Das
How do I explain Shahrukh Khan?
Hasan Minhaj
I have had countless discussions where I go. I don't even know how to do the analogy here.
Vir Das
Okay. I. Two years into coming to Mumbai as a young comic, I get invited to Shah Rukh Khan's house to write the film. Right. To write the Filmfare awards. Mannat is this house on the sea. He's got this study that is wooden paneled and wooden ceilings and all of you know, and the electronic wooden blinds that I'd never fucking seen before. And books and awards. And you show up and, you know, I'd written some jokes that were terribly immature, but he kind of sat with me for three nights, right? And he's like, all right, young blood, what do you have? Right? And three nights. Three nights. That's pretty cool. And fed us, played video games. Know. Just really a cool, cool guy.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
Only guy I've ever seen. When we write words, you expect somebody to just kind of. Please, just say it. Like I wrote it in my head.
Hasan Minhaj
Perform it.
Vir Das
Perform it.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
He's the only guy I've seen who will change it. And it's just better because it's him. So he can. He understands a joke. He knows his way around a joke. He. He. He understands a misdirect. He understands a pause, all of that stuff, and he makes it better. You look outside, you're sitting and writing in a study, and you look outside and there's 5,000 people or 3,000 people.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. Yeah.
Vir Das
I think what encapsulates him is he showed up in Mumbai with one suitcase from Delhi, looked out at the sea and said, I'm going to be the king of this city. And then did and bought the house by the sea. And he makes you believe it could happen for you, too. But at the end of the day, even if it doesn't, you're just glad it happened for him.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, that's dope.
Vir Das
I think that Shadow Khan. Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
The top part of that sounds almost sociopathic. But then the back part of that, you're like, oh, man, that's really cool.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
He's what a. What a dream that could represent.
Vir Das
You feel the room move. Have you met him? Have you not met him?
Hasan Minhaj
I've never met him.
Vir Das
All right, so you feel the room move.
Hasan Minhaj
I've gotten an Instagram comment from him.
Vir Das
But I've never met him. I've feel the room move when. When. When he walks in.
Hasan Minhaj
So I've tried to describe it to American people, where I go, so, do you know movies? And they're like, yeah. And I go, he's just. The movies. I. I could. I didn't even use Tom Cruise as an analogy. I'm like, he is as foundational to cinema as the opening credits are. Like, it's. It's. He's in the. The DNA code of it.
Vir Das
It's a different sound. I think if Tom Cruise was to walk into a crowd, they'd be like, oh, my God, Tom. If Shahrukh Khan walked in, you just be like, you know, like, it's a different sound. You know, it also. I think India does fame very differently than America does fame. I think Indian fame far supersedes kind of American fame in terms of emotional connection.
Hasan Minhaj
Okay.
Vir Das
American fame is sometimes I want your life, you know? But Indian fame is I love your life.
Hasan Minhaj
Like, wow, okay.
Vir Das
You know, so I think I love your life.
Hasan Minhaj
What does that even mean?
Vir Das
It's. Look at what you're doing. You know what I mean, man? I'm here for you and your family. Look at what you did, man. When. When Diljit plays Coachella.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
You know what I mean? That's f. Hell, you're there, I'm here, you know, like, that's it. I think that's Indian fame. And American fame is that too. But it's also, I love your fit. I want your products. I. You know, it's this.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, how do I. How do I borrow a piece of that for myself?
Vir Das
A piece of that for myself? You know? Because I think also the. Sometimes the distance between the fan and the artist in America is less.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
And the distance between the fan and the artist in India is sometimes very large.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
You know, something that's. That I love about a Hindi movie or Bollywood movie or a regional movie is, you know, a guy who works in a job, has one thing to do on a Sunday, he gets one thing with his family, and that's a movie. You know, so if you show that guy Spotlight, he's gonna kill himself. You know what I'm saying? Right. So, yeah, you gotta show him colors and escapism and emotion and make him feel like a part of him could have been in that movie.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
It's a deep, deep, deep connection like the movies. It's also one of the few just in the darkness of a cinema hall, everybody's the same. And I think many people have said this, Amitabh Bachchan has said this. You know, many people have said that. It's really a beautiful thing.
Hasan Minhaj
Movies help me navigate this theory. I have this theory which is, and I felt this, being Indian, is that it's one of the few countries in the world where no matter what, even if you leave India, people still love India and their Indian heritage. Versus, and I make fun of Ronny Cheng for this. Chinese people that leave China don't rep China, dude. So despite, despite India's problems. Whatever.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Down, left, right, center. They will still see India with rose colored glasses and with a deep sense of love and pride, which is really cool.
Vir Das
I. Well, two things. One, I'll see Americans land in Mumbai or in Goa and in like five minutes they're in the tie dye thing with the beach. It's gone.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. You know. Yeah.
Vir Das
Maybe because it's. We're young and we've just taken a hold of our culture.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, India, you mean India.
Vir Das
We're young as an independent country. We're young and so we're just kind of honing what's ours.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
So if you think about all the Indians that, that left in the 60s, 70s, it's not very long ago.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
So, you know, I think they left still holding that because they'd just been handed that. But.
Hasan Minhaj
But why is it when I meet Indian people like yourself that grew up in Kenya or Uganda or Tanzania.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Or Nigeria, they still are like, yeah, but I'm Indian.
Vir Das
I am.
Hasan Minhaj
They may have no memories from their childhood.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
In Delhi or Bangalore, wherever their families were. Hyderabad. But they're like, yeah, I grew up in, you know, Uganda, but I'm Indian.
Vir Das
Maybe it's because.
Hasan Minhaj
And it's there, there is this fond subtext to it.
Vir Das
Yeah. Maybe it's because more people raise a child in India than the average family elsewhere in the world. And children leave the house earlier as well. So it's a little more individualistic. But in India you are raised by grandparents and so just that culture of imbibing culture is stronger.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
I don't know. It's a good question. But like, for me, I grew up in Africa, but like by the time I was nine years old, my parents were like, he needs to be in India. And so I was sent to boarding school in India from Africa immediately. And that was a conscious decision saying our child needs an Indian upbringing. So then eight months a year, I'm basically in India. And then four Months a year, like summer vacations, etc. I'm going back to Africa, which, again, is this kind of really bubble Indian community in Lagos, Nigeria.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
I don't know. We band together. You can, like.
Hasan Minhaj
I. I'm still trying to crack this. I don't know the reason why.
Vir Das
I don't know. I. I've traveled the world more than most people I know, and our number one export is Gujarati tourists all over the world. So I've been able to eavesdrop on just Gujarati people saying shit in the most beautiful locations in the world. Yeah. And they. They kind of wander from country to country, perpetually unimpressed, and comparing it to some shit in Gujarat that nobody has seen.
Hasan Minhaj
But. But compare this. You spend time in the us you'll have a friend who's Korean, and you'll be like, my. My parents came from. And they will write essays even though I'm Korean. This is why I'm American. You can walk up to any Indian person, even if they're a US Citizen, and go, you're not American. They go, yeah, I'm Indian. They literally are like, yeah, I'm Indian. I do not care. I really love that about being Indian. Yeah. Like, I don't give a fuck. Oh, I'm not going to write a think piece about why I'm. I am London. I, like, I'm Indian, bro.
Vir Das
For diaspora kids, is it perhaps because your parents left India behind and miss it and want to make it live through you? So they're like, this is my Retention of India project. Is my child.
Hasan Minhaj
I don't know. For me, it's just a feeling. Like, it's a feeling even from the first time we met, or I'll meet anybody that is of Indian heritage. And I'm like, I just. I know what your kitchen smells like. I know what your dadi is like. I know what your nani's like. I just know how everything moves. And that Ms. DOS operating system is, like, in my soul.
Vir Das
And also with family. Like, okay, I remember I met you and your dad outside the cello. Do you remember this?
Hasan Minhaj
I don't remember.
Vir Das
You and your dad were heading.
Hasan Minhaj
My dad was there?
Vir Das
Yeah, your dad and you were headed to the village Underground.
Hasan Minhaj
Oh, yeah.
Vir Das
My dad was walking with me. That's beautiful. It's the most Indian thing to be like, yo, you need to meet my dad.
Hasan Minhaj
You know what I mean?
Vir Das
And I was like, of course I need to meet your dad.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
And we weren't d. I wasn't trying to, like, put a ring on it. Yeah.
Vir Das
Well, there was that one date, but, but let's not talk about. But it was, it was a very Indian thing.
Hasan Minhaj
It's a very Indian thing where I'm.
Vir Das
Like, I, I absolutely have to meet your father.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. But if I, if I do that with my American friends, they're like, are you like a chamcha? Like you're like your dad's. And I'm like, yeah, I am his spoon. What are you talking about? It's my father.
Vir Das
Yeah. It would be weird if you introduce your dad to your American friends.
Hasan Minhaj
I think people would be like, you're almost 40 years old and you're walking through the West Village, going from the Village Underground to the, to McDougal Street.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Doing multiple spots a night with your dad as if he's dropping you off a bas practice in middle school. But it's a very Indian thing to be like, you met a babe. This is my father. What are you talking about? It would be of great honor to me to have my dad follow me around at work. What a, what a privilege this is.
Vir Das
I also think Indian friendships are deeper because you go over to each other's houses and sit on each other's beds and their parents ask you intrusive questions about your parents and, you know.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
That forms a friendship.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah. And, and so for me also, I don't even have to talk about political headlines. What's really beautiful is that all of that stuff, cast, religion, politics, kind of goes to the side when you're just sitting in someone's.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Bedroom, for sure. And you're just connecting with.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Their parents and vice versa. You have to represent. I think it's also because of your accent and just your upbringing and heritage, but you felt this tremendous sense to represent India. How do you bridge that gap when you land in Copenhagen? How do you shape the act?
Vir Das
What would be the point if I stood in the visa line for three hours.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And then took a 17 hour flight and landed in JFK, which is another eight hours, and got interrogated, you know, with questions about my purpose in life and all of that shit.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And then I kind of went up on stage and told you five things you already knew. I came all this way, you know, I'm take you someplace new. You know, the logic is, I don't know about Ohio. I've never been to Ohio. Chappelle takes you to Ohio, right?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah, totally.
Vir Das
And you go, right, right. If you're a Chappelle audience member, why the hell can't I take you to Mumbai?
Hasan Minhaj
That's Great. Yeah.
Vir Das
You know, why can't I take you to New Delhi? And why can't I explain to you what a chudel is, a female witch, et cetera? You know, that I. That my people go to Harvard, you know that. That we're the number one prosperous community, you know, all of these things. And there's great representation of that in your pop culture and all of that stuff. I came all this way. Carnegie hall, like I said, is around the corner for you. It's across the fucking world for me.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
I' ma say something you haven't heard before.
Hasan Minhaj
You know, why is there beef between Indians and NRIs? So for the audience that's not aware, there is this digital chasm between Indians from India and then what I am, which is an Indian.
Vir Das
You're not an nri. You're a second generation.
Hasan Minhaj
But I'm told I'm an nri. You're a non resident Indian.
Vir Das
Your dad would be an nri, but you would be an abcd. I think you'd be an American born confused desi. I'm an FOB fresh off the boat.
Hasan Minhaj
Sure.
Vir Das
Right.
Hasan Minhaj
But I've been called the nri and in many a Reddit discourse. Yeah.
Vir Das
Why are you reading Reddit, man? What is. Are you. Are you reading comments?
Hasan Minhaj
I'm not reading. No, no, no. I've. Long ago. Not long ago. I'd say probably a year or two ago. Just been like, I can't do this.
Vir Das
The.
Hasan Minhaj
I mean, but. But I know the general discourse is it's under the umbrella of we are Indians. You are not from India. You were born in the US or you're born in UK or Canada. You do not get to speak on India or Indian heritage. You're an nri.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Why this? Why this chasm? Why this divide?
Vir Das
I don't think that there's. I think there's. It's a little more nuanced than that.
Hasan Minhaj
Okay, talk to me.
Vir Das
All right. I think it's sometimes when we travel the world with the accent that I do, we're looked upon as if we're slightly simpler and that we haven't competed with the world as such. And I think we now live in a space where we really do compete with the world and we're kind of owning this accent. You know, it's something that you don't do. And I appreciate about you, but I think you can remember 20 years of comedy where this was the punchline.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
Right. It was American accent set up and then suddenly. And then that was the punchline.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
And now this accent gets to say things. Right. So sometimes NRIs can be like, you know what India needs. Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Right. And I think that can be informed by an ancient time capsule version of India that they left behind. And much like I consume America in sound bites and Twitter videos.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
They consume India in the same way. And the ground reality is actually very, very, very different. Different.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
You know, if you went to.
Hasan Minhaj
Ah, so the critique is you haven't put skin in the game. Of.
Vir Das
Of course you have skin in the game. You're probably sending money home, you probably have family that you're supporting. So that's legitimate skin in the game.
Hasan Minhaj
But, but, but the day to day life of if your family's in Haryana or they're in Gujarat or if they're in Bangalore, if they're in, you know, mp up whatever state your family's from.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Hey, have you lived here and seen it in the.
Vir Das
Well, have you at least visited, you know, have you at least come by.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
You know, to get that, you know, to get texture.
Hasan Minhaj
You know what my pushback is? This is my pushback. Whenever they go, who are you to say? So I go twice a year, but I still get the.
Vir Das
I don't think that's fair then. If you're going, you're going.
Hasan Minhaj
But my pushback is this is like, hey, you know this and I know this. Where we stand on the world stage. You know this and I know this. You know how bad we've done at the Olympics. So every playground that I'm on, I have the same Balak paneer body that you have. I have the same gene pool you have. I have the same fuzz on my hand. For some reason. I don't know why the fuck I have hair here or hair here. We have the same eyebrow density. And I am on the playground fighting goddamn Vikings. Full European bred Gorilog, fists up representing you guys. So you can't. Whether you like it or not, they, they think we are the same.
Vir Das
I have the same genetics and I'm on the train, man. No, but I'm dealing with aqi. I've got an uncle grabbing me by the collar and putting me on the train. We are both going through equally physically strenuous activities with the same amount of fuzz and the same exact eyebrows. Right.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
What I to pay Diaspora a compliment, which I don't think you guys get enough flowers for, is you are very cute guardians of Indian culture at some level as well. Like what I love about diaspora kids is cute guardians you are. I laugh at this sometime. It's like cuz, you know, your accent is American, you have American educations, American audacity, American values and principles. But at your wedding you're like, mehendi lagat Kira. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And I'm like, that's cute. You know, why is that cute? Because it's nice to see how closely you hold that.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes, of course.
Vir Das
You know, it's nice to see when Shah Rukh comes and visits how much you feel like he's taking you home.
Hasan Minhaj
I'm not going to do Juta Chapai.
Vir Das
Right, There you go.
Hasan Minhaj
Of course we are.
Vir Das
But it's also nice when, when I get to come over and, you know, diaspora kids show up and I get to take you back to like modern India where Hanuman Kind is making music or, you know, where Vikram Aditya Motwani is making movies and where, you know, Ranveer Singh is doing what Ranveer Singh does. Right.
Hasan Minhaj
You know, I brought him up on stage at the Comedy Cellar. Did I tell you this?
Vir Das
Did he kill?
Hasan Minhaj
He gave a speech like it was the Filmfare awards.
Vir Das
I would like to thank Manik Chand Pan.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah, yeah. But he was dressed like Katt Williams. So it was like the whole audience was like, what's happening right now? But it was a moment to me that was across the spider verse moment, my best. It was really beautiful. But that's what I mean where I.
Vir Das
Think he would kill.
Hasan Minhaj
Like NRI kids have a lot of pride for that. And so we just want that.
Vir Das
I never begrudge an NRI kid holding on to culture. But I just feel like you've got to have context. So I know that you come twice a year, I know you have contacts, but I also know that you're not. You don't cut yourself off to only people within your community.
Hasan Minhaj
Sure.
Vir Das
You liaise with people who come in from India. You know, I've seen you support many Indian artists who come in from India. We were in Montreal and you were like, do you want to jump on?
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
And we were at the same time. And I would do that for you any day. You were in Mumbai.
Hasan Minhaj
But you know, where it comes from, from me is that I see myself in you and vice versa. So what I meant by the playground is there is a. And I'm sure you have this. You know, my wife is Indian. Your wife is Indian as well. There is growing up in the west, there is a notion of what beauty looks like. There's a notion of what is that looks like There's a notion of what all of these things of, let's call it high makam.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Look like. And you are told implicitly or explicitly you're not that. Yeah, but. And I'm sure you do you have sisters.
Vir Das
I do. I have another sister.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
So I have a sister as well. There are things that I saw them, both men and women growing up. The way they had to pluck their eyebrows or trim their arm hair or feel a certain way about the way their body looks in relation to other people, which is literally your physical standing.
Vir Das
Sure.
Hasan Minhaj
That I've grown up and I feel a tremendous sense of pride. And I think our eyebrows are beautiful. I think the thickness of our hair is wonderful. Just all these things.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
And yeah. I think the fuzziness on your arm is cute and I'm attracted to it. And when I dream of beauty, I see it in that vantage point.
Vir Das
You see an Indian woman when you close your eyes and you think of a beautiful woman. So do I.
Hasan Minhaj
Correct. And so the feeling that I get when you arrive in Montreal or if a singer is now performing here is second grade. Me sees value in that. And now 39 year old me sees value in that. I can't shake that. It's in me.
Vir Das
And we are both, at some level the bridge of this. I mean, soft power is a very peddled around word.
Hasan Minhaj
Yeah.
Vir Das
But India does have a soft power. It does have a cultural power that's on the rise, you know, and we both are the two ends of that bridge. You know, if an Indian artist plays Coachella, Indians from India aren't showing up. You gotta show up.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes. Correct.
Vir Das
Right, yes. The diaspora has to show up.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
And so that Indian culture goes over this bridge and then it's on you to be the guardian of that culture as well. Much like when a guy comes over, it's on us, you know, but it's still the same culture. And we owe it to be the most updated version of that culture that we're both bridging.
Hasan Minhaj
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Vir Das
Hey, can I be real for a second? All right, here we go. I don't think we are meant to watch our own lives and doing it on social media is really us up. I think human beings are meant to watch other people's lives and that's what we should use social media for. Don't reflect on your own life and watch your own life. Watch another life and judge that life. Why be a monk when you can be a bitch? It's so much more fun. Maybe you don't want to know you're sitting there going oh, does my life not deserve likes? Am I boring? Am I not traction worthy? Am I not interesting? Maybe the answer to all three is yes, by the way. And you're not supposed to know, and that's okay. Also, somebody taking an interest in your reel doesn't actually make you interesting. I saw a dude brushing his teeth with a shoe brush the other day. Hey, can I be real for a bit or.
Hasan Minhaj
Here we go.
Vir Das
We need to stop idolizing people on the Internet. Please stop. Your admiration should be like your asshole. Only people close to you should get it. All right? And it's easy to do it in the comments, right? We slay love. Yes. Queen, king, mother, father, loving, taking, giving, serving. But don't go all in on somebody just because your respect has been chronicled by the Internet and you don't want people to question your judgment when they turn out to be human. We worship four types of people. There are politicians, there are artists, there are rich people, and then there is status.
Hasan Minhaj
This is what I mean, bro. You're from the future.
Vir Das
I.
Hasan Minhaj
This is what America is struggling with right now.
Vir Das
It's an Instagram video. I don't know if it's. It's just, you know, you wake up and you think of things and you put them out. But have you met somebody that you idolized on Instagram ever?
Hasan Minhaj
I mean, I'm 39 years old. No, no, exactly. I mean, I'm a little. I'm a little bit too old for that.
Vir Das
But any of my heroes that I've met, I don't think I've interacted with on social media very, very much. They've just been my heroes, and I've gotten to meet them. So I don't know what you're idolizing. Okay. Like, your comedy has thought to it, and it has depth to it. And I think we all know when an audience member shows up with a deep emotional connection to something you have said, perhaps ironically or perhaps unironically, and you're a little uncomfortable saying that's a. A version of me. And in the telling of that I was being mischievous or I was, and this means a lot to you.
Hasan Minhaj
Yes.
Vir Das
But please know that I'm deeply flawed and up.
Hasan Minhaj
Right.
Vir Das
And I'm not a thing to. To admire. Does that make sense?
Hasan Minhaj
Yes. Yes. You're this setting of expectations. America is struggling with it.
Vir Das
Explain, please.
Hasan Minhaj
Hero worship in regards to politicians.
Vir Das
Okay.
Hasan Minhaj
You will legitimately read headlines that say, this is the future voice we need. Like these very emphatic totalitarian statements about a. A senator or someone who's running for president, okay? It very much is framed that way. Celebrity worship. This is why so and so let us down. And we can run through the litany of American celebrities that have gone through this kind of machine, okay? But it is this absolutism and pedestal that has been created that has created this disappointment. And I'm sure in India, being a country of a billion plus people, it's that times 6 of what we have in America. Everything gets. The volume gets turned up on those things. That's what I mean by you can see the tea leaves and you can see the future because that is what, through entropy, America can become.
Vir Das
I mean, look, I'm speaking in an Indian context, right?
Hasan Minhaj
But.
Vir Das
But I do think. I don't know, I do see politically it kind of is becoming religion without the religiosity. But I do think in India we have faith, you know, and that's a big part of our worship quota goes to faith.
Hasan Minhaj
Faith.
Vir Das
Is America strong on faith? And would it be better to return to faith and not put it in, you know, these people?
Hasan Minhaj
I would say there is a stronger connection to faith in India. Yeah, I would say that. And I don't know why that is. Why do you think that is? I think I have a theory. My theory is that your world in life is such a miracle.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Getting from point A to point B, you see the sliding doors of destiny, literally on your way to school, to work, to your challah, to your chacha's house, that you are like, I'll catch a blessing in any which way I can from a mandir, from a masjid, from eating this badam, I will. Please, please, may destiny be on my side. There's a humility to it. People criticize it, but I think that there is a real practical recognition of.
Vir Das
The.
Hasan Minhaj
Dynamic range that life has.
Vir Das
I would add to that that I don't think it's by virtue of circumstance. I think.
Hasan Minhaj
But, yeah, I mean, I could be wrong. Please elucidate.
Vir Das
I think faith in India affects circumstance more than by virtue of circumstance.
Hasan Minhaj
Explain.
Vir Das
I think a huge part of our community is based on faith. And I think tangible blessings come from intangible faith in India. So I don't think you're walking out going, someone give me a leg up. You know, I think you're walking out going, I prayed this morning, and either I'll give somebody a leg up or I have a place. Yeah, you know, Yeah, I have a place of strength. I think that's what it is. Like, okay. My grandfather was a Buddhist Leader. Okay, Right. And so it's pretty cool. Yeah. I grew up in a house of chanting all day long. And anyone who had freshly come into chanting was coming from a place of some sort of fresh trauma sometimes. So maybe they were sick or maybe they had a personal tragedy and they would wait for my grandfather's counsel. And every time he sat with them, you know, I see them outside and I'm like, what's going on? And like, I remember a lady waiting in our. In our house. And I'm like, what's happening? Why are you here? To see Baba. That's what I called him. And she's like, I'm not sure how long I have. I'm ill. Right. Which is a weird thing to say to a 12 year old, right. Or a 13 year old. And I was like, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm just here to be, you know, he's my place, you know, so he's not actually doing anything for her. It's just a place of strength to go to. So I think that's a big part of it as well.
Hasan Minhaj
It's beautiful. I'm going to end with this one. This one's a little bit emotional, but it's the meaning of home. You wrote this. I've lived in. You read this.
Vir Das
Okay, I've forgotten. I've lived in Dehradun, Lagos, Delhi, Noida, Galesburg, Chicago, Boston, New York. Go on Mumbai. I've never owned a home. I still don't. Is that up? By any Indian metric of common sense, I've missed out on adulting. I have zero roots, no safety net, no security. However, I can pack up and leave tomorrow. I'm debt free. Obligation free. Some would call this zero. Shackles, too. I don't owe anyone a goddamn thing. Depending on who you are, I've either seriously messed up my life or avoided messing up a life. Really depends on what you think the word home means.
Hasan Minhaj
I mean this lovingly. As your friend, two things buy a house. Number one, bro. This reads like someone who's not married. This is like a 26 year old being like, what am I but just my feet and my back.
Vir Das
I lucked out crazy. I have a wife who is a world traveler and a force of nature. And she's just like, we'll go, okay? We'll pack our bags and we'll go where we need to.
Hasan Minhaj
Because I could only imagine how wifey read this. If I wrote this, Bina would be like, where's home you talking about? Like, we built a home. Together.
Vir Das
We don't own any property. We've rented, renting. Yeah, we rent in Mumbai and we lived in Goa for five years. My wife's. I mean, she's a real one. She's a real one and she's also.
Hasan Minhaj
I have to meet her.
Vir Das
Yeah, she's. She's the air in the room. She's the free spirit in the room, you know? So I kind of lucked out that way. I have this wife who doesn't love brands, just wants to travel, only wants to do concerts and eat great food and see the world.
Hasan Minhaj
That's beautiful.
Vir Das
Yeah.
Hasan Minhaj
Where is home for you then? It's all, oh, that's great.
Vir Das
That's it. It's all, wherever we are. That's fine. I've lived in. I've been with Chivani since 2008. Eight apartments, nine apartments in that time.
Hasan Minhaj
Man, that's beautiful. What a real one. Shout out to Shivani. Yeah, Shivani. I hope we meet one day. This is really beautiful, man. Hey, thank you for doing this, ladies and gentlemen.
Vir Das
I appreciate you, buddy. Thank you so much.
Hasan Minhaj
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Podcast: Hasan Minhaj Doesn't Know
Host: Hasan Minhaj (186k Films)
Guest: Vir Das
Date: September 17, 2025
This episode features an expansive, candid, and hilarious conversation between Hasan Minhaj and Vir Das, India’s biggest stand-up comic and an international star. Together, they reflect on representing India abroad, cultural translation through comedy, the psychology of diaspora identity, and their mutual struggles with belonging and representation. With genuine warmth and irreverence, the two comedians swap stories about global touring, family, the meaning of home, and the complexities of Indian culture—from izzat (honor), Nazar (evil eye), and faith, to the impossibility of explaining Shah Rukh Khan to Americans.
[01:24–04:55]
"Make the noise you want to be remembered for... I didn't want to lead the audience...do what you want to be remembered...because we're filming." (Vir Das, 02:36)
"You edited and you shot it in such a way that you can see the audience." (Hasan, 04:55)
"This really happened in the room...don’t quote it as if it’s congressional testimony." (Hasan, 06:07)
[07:13–09:14]
"I think it’s kind of trippy to leave them as is and to make the audience feel what the room tone was like in these different places." (Vir Das, 08:33)
[09:14–10:07]
"It just represents joy...when the passport goes away, ghost light goes off; when it gets handed back, slowly comes on." (Vir Das, 09:36)
[10:07–19:04]
"It’s dignity and self respect that is earned because you recognize it has been fought for." (Vir Das, 10:35)
"You have to say something to be someone. And you can be anyone to say something." (Vir Das, 13:51)
[17:27–19:39]
"We are bred to not talk about our happiness...if you talk too much about your happiness, you will activate Nazar, which is the evil eye." (Vir Das, 17:27-18:20)
[19:39–24:15]
"He showed up in Mumbai with one suitcase from Delhi, looked out at the sea and said, I’m going to be the king of this city. And then did." (Vir Das, 21:04)
"American fame is sometimes I want your life, but Indian fame is I love your life...I’m here for you and your family." (Vir Das, 22:35–22:45)
[24:15–29:31]
"It’s one of the few countries in the world where...even if you leave, people still love India." (Hasan, 24:15)
"It would be of great honor to me to have my dad follow me around at work. What a privilege this is." (Hasan, 29:15)
[30:01–36:47]
"What would be the point if I went up on stage and told you five things you already knew? I came all this way, you know, I’m gonna take you someplace new." (Vir Das, 30:26)
"I don’t think you guys get enough flowers for...you are very cute guardians of Indian culture at some level as well." (Vir Das, 35:22)
"You’ve got to have context...it’s also nice when I get to take you back to like modern India." (Vir Das, 36:05)
[37:06–39:29]
"There are things I saw...growing up, the way [my sister] had to pluck her eyebrows or trim her arm hair…it’s in me." (Hasan, 37:52–38:45)
[42:04–47:05]
"I don’t think we are meant to watch our own lives...maybe the answer to all three is yes, and you’re not supposed to know, and that’s okay." (Vir Das, 42:04) "Your admiration should be like your asshole. Only people close to you should get it." (Vir Das, 42:49)
"Faith in India affects circumstance more than by virtue of circumstance...tangible blessings come from intangible faith." (Vir Das, 47:08)
[48:36–50:31]
"I’ve never owned a home…I have zero roots, no safety net...Depending on who you are, I’ve either seriously messed up my life or avoided messing up a life." (Vir, 48:44)
"In the dark, we all sound the same...sometimes if you turn the lights off, there are no ideological silos anymore." (Vir Das, 03:21)
"India does have a soft power. It does have a cultural power that's on the rise, and we both are the two ends of that bridge." (Vir Das, 38:45)
"It's a very Indian thing to be like, yo, you need to meet my dad." (Hasan, 28:41)
"I was brought up with, protect your peace, protect your joy, don't tell anyone. The myth is if you talk too much about your happiness, you will activate Nazar, the evil eye." (Vir Das, 17:38)
"You should scream the shit out of your joy...Happiness watched is greater than happiness lived." (Vir Das, 18:20–18:53)
"If you're a Chappelle audience member, why the hell can't I take you to Mumbai?" (Vir Das, 01:54, again at 30:52)
"Tangible blessings come from intangible faith in India. I think that's what it is— you have a place of strength." (Vir Das, 47:05)
Relaxed, irreverent, wise, and deeply personal; both Hasan and Vir openly wrestle with cultural contradictions, making fun of themselves and each other, while dropping incisive cultural analysis. The episode balances heartfelt moments on family and identity with biting comedy and observations on the modern condition.
For anyone curious about modern Indian identity, comedy as cross-cultural art, or the paradoxes of diaspora life, this episode is a masterclass.