The boys discuss the very, very real assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Many people are saying this could have been a false flag in order to manufacture consent for Trump's White House ballroom, and the coincidences keep piling up! Dana Bash capitulates to right-wing framing when she asks if this happened because Democrats say “Trump is bad for the country,” prompting the HITO boys to dissect the double standard between right-wing criticism of Democrats and vice versa. Listen until the end for updates on the Iran war and the situation with Tucker Carlson!

(0:00) Kash Patel gets cheated on

(2:40) Intro

(4:40) White House Correspondents Dinner chaos

(51:35) Iran & Lebanon updates

(58:10) Tucker Carlson's phony apology

(1:07:00) Ending/reviews

Seen on this episode:

White House Correspondents' Dinner -

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/watch-live-trump-attends-white-house-correspondents-dinner-for-1st-time-as-president

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/us/politics/correspondents-dinner-shooting-suspect-california-man.html

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04/26/us/correspondents-dinner-shooting-trump

https://nypost.com/2026/04/26/us-news/read-whcd-gunman-cole-allens-full-anti-trump-manifesto/

https://www.threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/DXmOsF-iYNP/media

Iran updates - https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/middleeast/iranian-negotiators-set-to-return-to-pakistan-to-try-to-revive-truce-talks.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/middleeast/iran-united-states-israel-war-truce.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/world/middleeast/lebanon-israel-cease-fire.html