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Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die
Hosted by HKIPGTD · EN
Created by and for the extremely online, let our rotating cast of SJWs guide you through just what the hell is happening around us.
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S2E1 – We've Been Gaming
Jun 7, 202501:23:09Tap to summarizePeople have been clamoring for leftist Joes Rogan, and here come three of us when we're needed most to absolutely not talk about politics or current events. Love it or hate it, gaming is here to stay, and that means that HKIPGTD has finally become what it was always destined to be: a discussion of video games in a universe where Henry Kissinger is dead. Let's all smile together as we consider some things that we like for a change, with only a small digression about Dan Harmon's NFT sitcom. Featuring: Sam, Rook, and Elizabeth Intro: Toby Fox - It's Showtime! Outro: Toby Fox - Lancer Noise Space | Discord
Transcribe →S1E114 – Season 1 Finale
Dec 14, 202301:00:47Tap to summarizeOh, hey! Are you still here? Well, he died. Let's chat about that plus Elon Musk's X Premium+ Grok AI gone woke and whatever the Garfield Eats guy is up to these days. This is our victory lap. We all outlived him! Be happy for us, and be happy for yourself! Join our Discord. Bye for now! We'll be back if he dies again. Featuring: Sara, Jo, Roy, and Sam Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Sam playing Ode to Joy on virtualpiano.net Noise Space | Twitter
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S1E113 – An Ode...
Nov 30, 202300:03:30Tap to summarizeSATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️ Noise Space | Twitter
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S1E112 – Flora and Fauna Fanclub
Jun 19, 202101:29:46Tap to summarizeHey, cool kids! After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)! Topics this week: Joe Biden: trans ally? (no) Anti-trans bills What is pipehitting? Independence Day Justin Trudeau Retire Bitch Best in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid) Flora and Fauna Lightbringers: Re:Zero DIY Crafts Post 10 Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic) Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things Noise Space | Twitter
Transcribe →S1E111 – Miami Heated Gamer Moment
Mar 13, 202101:15:23Tap to summarizeWe're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic. Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited. Supplemental links: Maki Itoh 1492 GoFundMe Legal Fund Braided Warriors Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan Noise Space | Twitter
Transcribe →S1E110 – Nintendonald 64
Feb 8, 202102:14:36Tap to summarizeWell, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together! Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy. Edited by Sam. Intro: Wario Land 3 - Title Outro: Wario Land 3 - Credits Noise Space | Twitter
Transcribe →S1E109 – A Bullet Journal For Your Anime
Dec 31, 202001:28:11Tap to summarizeWe did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry! Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John. Edited by John. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix] Noise Space | Twitter
Transcribe →S1E108 – Weed Sports Resort
Nov 13, 202001:12:00Tap to summarizeWell, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance! Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John. Edited by Matt. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball
Transcribe →S1E107 – Dimply Put
Oct 18, 202000:52:19Tap to summarize"Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!" This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy. Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Outro: Over The Garden Wall - Adelaide Parade
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S1E106 – Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good McDonald's
Sep 22, 202001:02:22Tap to summarizeBit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG's tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss the literal actual genocide happening at the hands of ICE and settlers trying to brute force Mi'kmaq fishers out of their extremely legal fishing grounds. But on the bright side: the GarfieldEats guy is making a Quibi about GarfieldEats! And also, they want to sell Quibi (real). If you'd like to help out the Mi'kmaq Treaty Fishery, please head here! Hosted by Sara (who also edited!) and Val. Music Used: The Taxpayers - Evil Men Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
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