Podcast
Hey Chums
Hosted by Sylvie & Alyssa · EN
'Shark Tank' enthusiasts Alyssa & Sylvie break down episodes of the show, with unfiltered thoughts on the Sharks, products, pitches, and more.
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We're Saucy Gals, But Barbara Is THE Sauciest
2w ago00:48:33Tap to summarizeThis episode had it all: a guy getting smacked in the head with a surfboard, a snack that enraged us, a beautiful orchestral rendition of the show theme, and, most importantly, SHALOM JAPAN. Backstroke through a truly delightful S17E6 of Shark Tank with us!Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.
Transcribe →Daymond John: Entrepreneur, Prepper, Fears Death?
3w ago00:47:06Tap to summarizeSwim with us as we dive into S17E5, featuring bagged olives, birthing gowns, tourniquets for children, and blooming tea. Also, send us your thoughts on Poppi: do you think it's a refreshing healthy bev (Alyssa), or foul sweetened sock nectar (Sylvie)? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.
Transcribe →Missing The Mark (WE'RE BACK!)
4w ago00:52:07Tap to summarizeWe're absolutely chuffed to share that HEY CHUMS is back and chummier than ever! We're diving headfirst into the shallow end with S17E4, swimming our way through "fightwear for women," our "come to sprout moment," and Lori finding her identity as an Orkette <3 Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, Daniel Lubetzky, Kendra Scott, Robert Herjavec, and more.
Transcribe →Kevin Is So Rich He Doesn't Know What A S'mores Is
Apr 11, 202400:49:17Tap to summarizeAs we anxiously but stoically await the impending Rapture, Sylvie and Alyssa visit some of life's most important questions, like, "should something be called a ketchup if it's made with bananas?", and "is knowing your dog's body fat percentage the true key to happiness?" Ponder those and more, in our collective final moments before the eclipse whisks us away to the next plane of existence. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →The True Meaning Of Dingle Dangle REVEALED
Feb 27, 202400:45:33Tap to summarizeAs one of life's mysteries (that mystery being "what is Dingle Dangle") is solved, many more are introduced, in this feast of an episode that included fish in a can, chili in a bag, and, perplexingly, low-decibel baubles on the head. We'll discuss which entrepreneurs have the rizz and which are making a real Sophie's choice about their companies' futures. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →Robert Doesn't Know That Women Have Bodies
Feb 4, 202400:44:32Tap to summarizeIt's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our favorite lock-related mishaps of all time. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →Barbara Haunts Ski Mountains Searching For Her Friends
Jan 24, 202400:46:38Tap to summarizeIt's a real sundry dump of products this week, as we learn about multiple forms of eyewear and their great possibilities. We also contemplate the many ways that a person can die on a ski mountain, unless you're Barbara, in which case, all you're doing is tracking a route to your missing friends. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →Jason Blum Enters A Pumpkin-Shaped Echo Chamber
Dec 29, 202300:48:21Tap to summarizeIt's Sharkaween on Sharkmas, as we finally get a glimpse of Jason Blum as a guest Shark. We'll hear his hot takes on haunting at scale, try some delicious Chamoy, and consider the viability of a pumpkin-carving empire (spoiler: there isn't any). Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →Robert and Mark Own… A Pickleball… Team?
Dec 12, 202300:59:26Tap to summarizeThere's a lot to cover in season 15, episode 4 of the Tank– Barbara's undying love for a franchise, Mark and Robert touting their side hustle minutes before maligning a dogtrepreneur's choice to position her company as a side hustle, and our undying love for a pile of french fries. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
Transcribe →In Which Lori Greiner Claims To Be A "Normal Person"
Nov 30, 202300:41:50Tap to summarizeDive back into the tank with us for Season 15, Episode 3 of Shark Tank as we fight an army of bots, ponder the complexity and risk/reward ratio of beef Wellington, and are possibly maybe a little too mean to a pair of children. Also, yeah, we missed episode 2. Sue us! (Don't do that. Please don't do that.) Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.
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