Hey Seth Meyers!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Hey Jonas!" — Hey Seth Meyers!

Podcast: Hey Jonas!
Episode: Hey Seth Meyers!
Date: July 7, 2026
Hosts: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas
Guest: Seth Meyers

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Episode Overview

This episode is a lively, playful, and candid conversation between the Jonas Brothers (Kevin, Joe, and Nick) and comedian/talk show host Seth Meyers. The brothers celebrate some major career milestones, including a return to Madison Square Garden and their upcoming Disney Legends induction, before shifting to a comedic and sincere interview with Seth covering SNL memories, podcasting, favorite moments, and the quirks of friendship and technology.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Big Jonas Brothers News: Madison Square Garden & Disney Legends

• The brothers announce two special shows at Madison Square Garden, calling it the "Burning Up All Over Again" celebration, happening August 20th and 21st, echoing their original "Burning Up" tour.
• They reminisce about their first MSG show, the chaos at Virgin Megastore, and how social media played a role in fan frenzies.
• The brothers share excitement about being inducted as Disney Legends, reflecting on the surreal feeling of achieving such recognition.

Notable Quotes:

• “We’re gonna cap all this off by going back to Madison Square Garden on August 20th and 21st for the Burning Up All Over Again show celebration.” — Nick (01:27)
• "It's not even the kickoff to a tour this time. This is literally just making these two nights this year special." — Kevin (02:06)
• "I encourage everybody to wear reds for [the] show. To be a sea of red. The Red Sea." — Nick (03:15-03:19)
• “It kind of hits hard, not gonna lie. Going to Disney as a Disney legend, this feels like you’re a diplomat… there’s an air about it.” — Nick (04:22-04:38)

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2. Welcoming Seth Meyers: SNL Traditions & Comedy B-Sides

• Seth joins remotely and jokes about the intimacy of hosting your own podcast.
• Discussion about Seth’s two podcasts: one with his brother, another with The Lonely Island.
• They recall the Jonas Brothers' first SNL experience (2008/09), how they pitched their own sketches, and their inside view of SNL's creative process.

Notable Quotes:

• “I do one with my brother, so I can highly recommend that. Another one with the Lonely Island guys, and you know them...” — Seth (06:16)
• "One of the main ones [reasons it didn't work] was there's no amount of makeup that can make me look like I am Russell Crowe." — Seth, discussing his SNL audition (12:51)

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3. SNL Audition Stories & Sketch Memories

• Seth shares details of his 2001 SNL audition — impressions included Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette.
• The group discusses the quirky expectations and the pressure of those auditions, including being forced to demonstrate impressions.

Key Segment:

• [12:50] Seth: “...the first thing I did was like, literally took out a calculator...I did Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette... Russell Crowe as a humorless talk show host who just yelled 'Are you not entertained?' after jokes bombed.”

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4. Podcasting Insights & Advice

• The conversation naturally shifts to the challenges of podcasting, especially the nonstop nature unless episodes are banked in advance.
• Seth warns about time management, especially when editing or "cutting out" content with a guest who is on a schedule.

Notable Quote:

• “Sometimes like... we’ll be like 20 minutes into, like ‘we’ll cut this out’ and they’re like ‘I gotta go’...We only have 12 minutes of podcast!” — Seth (23:07)

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5. Day Drinking, Guest Encounters, and Friendship Antics

• The Jonas Brothers and Seth reminisce about the "day drinking" segments and hilarious moments with friends like Jack McBrayer, Paul Rudd, and others.
• Seth discusses who his favorite day-drinking guests have been, highlighting musicians and comedians.
• Side stories about group chats with former SNL cast, Fred Armisen’s random voice note as Homer Simpson for Father’s Day, and comedian Tim Robinson’s birthday messages.

Notable Quotes:

• “Fred Armisen...everybody just got, with no context, got a Happy Father’s Day message from him, but it was a voice note as he was Homer Simpson.” — Seth (20:14)
• "The thinnest slice of what is an okay look for a man my age to be doing shots with Sabrina Carpenter and day drinking is that tiny little slice of the pie where it's okay." — Seth (17:34)

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6. Pop Star Movie Praise & The Accurate Portrayal of Music Stardom

• Nick declares “Pop Star: Never Stop Never Stopping” as his favorite movie, calling it the most accurate depiction of the music industry.
• Seth agrees, crediting the film’s staying power and The Lonely Island’s "care and integrity and humor."

Notable Quote:

• “I’ve always said, this is a more accurate depiction of what it’s like to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.” — Nick (18:26)

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7. Rapid-Fire "Bowl of Questions" Segment

[23:39-26:17]

• A fun, off-topic round of questions:
  • First thing Seth notices about people? “I think eye contact.”
  • Which celebrity as an emergency contact? “Sandberg.”
  • Tangents on the “Apple phone”, sharing nudes in your will, and a riff about phones getting heavier with more contacts—a running joke throughout the sequence.

Memorable Moments:

• “Just celebrities that I’d like to have on my emergency call list...” — Joe (24:49)
• “Let’s just agree now...when you die, send your everything back.” — Seth (26:09)

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8. Closing Banter & Callbacks

• Extended comedic riff on the theoretical “heavy phone” (phones physically weighing more when filled with contacts).
• Jokes about needing Bill Nye for science questions, TSA having to weigh your phone at the airport, etc.

Memorable Exchange:

• “...If all of a sudden you’re like, yo, you hold that and like, damn.” — Joe (27:04)
• “We should. I’m gonna invent you a phone that does this.” — Kevin (27:41)

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "We're gonna cap all this off by going back to Madison Square Garden on August 20th and 21st for the burning Up All Over Again show celebration." — Nick (01:27)
• "It's not even the kickoff to a tour this time. This is literally just making these two nights this year Special." — Kevin (02:06)
• “It kind of hits hard. Not gonna lie. Going to Disney as a Disney legend.” — Nick (04:22)
• "I do one [podcast] with my brother...Another one with the Lonely Island guys." — Seth (06:16)
• “If you didn’t know, you’re never really on a hiatus from a podcast unless you can, like, bank them.” — Seth (09:34)
• “You do [the SNL audition] from the monologue spot...so daunting to write something that you’re gonna have to do for Lorne.” — Seth (11:36)
• “I've always said, this is a more accurate depiction of what it's like to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.” — Nick (18:26)
• "Let’s just agree now...when you die, send your everything back." — Seth (26:09)

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Useful Timestamps for Important Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |---------------------------------------------------------|----------------| | MSG/Disney Legends Announcement | 00:49 – 04:44 | | Bringing Seth Meyers on / SNL & Podcasting | 05:41 – 10:49 | | SNL Audition/Impressions | 11:06 – 13:29 | | Soccer, Dutch national team, and World Cup chat | 13:52 – 14:40 | | Day Drinking, Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer stories | 14:44 – 16:46 | | Favorite day drinking guests | 17:05 – 18:01 | | "Pop Star" Movie & Music Industry Parallels | 18:04 – 19:19 | | SNL Group Chats & Fred Armisen anecdotes | 19:35 – 20:41 | | Tim Robinson’s birthday messages & Spider League | 20:44 – 22:04 | | Podcasting Advice | 22:42 – 23:38 | | Rapid-fire “Bowl of Questions” Fun | 23:39 – 26:17 | | Heavy Phone/Contacts Bit | 27:00 – End |

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Tone and Style

Throughout, the episode is irreverent, playful, full of family-style ribbing between the brothers, and warm mutual respect (and plenty of gentle teasing) with Seth Meyers. Anecdotes are personal, rapid-fire, and often spiral into tangential bits, creating a friendly, spontaneous atmosphere typical of the show’s vibe.

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Summary Takeaways

• The Jonas Brothers are marking major career milestones with unique concerts and Disney recognition.
• Seth Meyers brings warmth and candor, revealing behind-the-scenes secrets of SNL, podcasting, and showbiz friendships.
• The humor is quick and often self-deprecating, but the conversations are sincere, insider, and genuinely insightful for fans of music, comedy, and pop culture.
• If you’re seeking highlights, don’t miss the Jonas Brothers’ MSG stories, Seth’s SNL audition revelation, and the extended riff on the future of “heavy” iPhones.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

welcome back to the pods. Great to have you guys on.

[C]

Good to see you, man. We're in person.

[D]

I'm excited. We have big news. Big news.

[B]

Hold on, let me hit all the buttons.

[E]

That's illogical. I can't have it.

[B]

That was a good one.

[C]

Good.

[B]

Yep, yep.

[D]

Give us the one, not that one.

[B]

There we go. There it is.

[E]

Okay, we got big news, guys.

[B]

Guess what? Okay. We were sitting around thinking about what were some of our favorite shows we've ever played. And Madison Square Garden came up few times.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And our first ever real big stage we're going to play this was msg. Locals call it msg. And we just. And we also were on a tour way back when called the Burning Up Tour.

[D]

Yes. So we thought what could we do to cap off what's going to be an epic week for us? We've got the Camp Rock 3 premiere which we are executive producing and doing a cameo in. And then we've got the Disney Legends induction out inducing us California.

[B]

We're going to get induced. We're induced.

[C]

I like it.

[D]

We're going to cap all this off by going back to Madison Square Garden on August 20th and 21st for the burning Up All Over Again, All Over Again show celebration.

[B]

You may ask, what does that mean? We don't even know.

[D]

We do know.

[B]

We do know. But it's going to be August 20th and 21st. That's right.

[D]

So we're going to bring back elements from the original Burning up tour. Such a good show. And, and incorporate them in this new and exciting.

[C]

Maybe some vis. Some set list items.

[D]

Yes, lots of things. Lots of things on sale Thursday with pre sale code and then officially on sale for everybody on Friday. Kevin, what are you most excited about?

[C]

I.

[E]

Well, I.

[C]

One of my most excited about just going back to Madison Square Garden. You know, we played it last time we played was MSG. We played for the 2019 Happiness Begins tour, which is great two nights, but going back to make it a special night. It's not even the kickoff to a tour this time. This is literally just making these two nights this year Special.

[D]

Love it, Joe. And you, what are you most excited about?

[B]

Our stage design, wardrobe, revising certain songs and set lists, bringing this show back to life and just being in New York. I mean, so exciting.

[C]

New York summers, baby.

[D]

You think you're gonna ride your bike to the gig?

[B]

Depends on the temp outside. But I usually when we have New York, it's a tradition that I. I ride a bike to the first.

[D]

Yeah, New York.

[C]

You. You did do that at Yankees.

[B]

Yankees. I did.

[D]

You guys didn't ask me what I'm most excited about.

[C]

What are you most excited about, Nick?

[D]

Merch songs. Fire. I don't know.

[E]

There is.

[D]

To name a few.

[C]

It is burning up.

[B]

Good times.

[C]

Over again.

[D]

The merch is going to be fire and there's going to be fire, and the set list is going to be fuego.

[C]

Bringing it back. Burning up all over again.

[D]

It's one of the most important songs in our whole catalog.

[C]

A lot of red dresses, a lot of sea red.

[D]

I encourage everybody to wear reds for show.

[B]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[D]

To be a sea of red. The Red Sea.

[C]

The Red Sea.

[B]

Biblical.

[C]

Is Joe going to part it? Talking about those shows, though, the original MSG Burning up tour shows, that's when that album came out. Went to Virgin Megastore that night, and it was just chaos.

[D]

You incited a riot. We almost got arrested.

[B]

We did you.

[E]

Because of you.

[C]

I said, we're going to be there.

[B]

You got on your BlackBerry and you tweeted out.

[C]

I did. Actually, it was my BlackBerry.

[D]

Your BlackBerry tweeted out me Times Square. And then you said it from stage as well.

[C]

Remember? We did. We had that voicemail thing. We could, like, leave a voicemail mail for our fans.

[D]

Was it called say now?

[C]

I think so, yeah.

[E]

Should bring it back.

[D]

Let's do it again. Let's. Let's go to Times Square after our show on the 20th.

[C]

It is a Disney store now. Old Virgin Mega Store. So maybe we just.

[D]

We know somebody at Disney.

[C]

Yeah, we just take it over.

[D]

Update. I. I forgot to tell you guys. I went to Disney last week.

[B]

Oh, and you rode roads. Road roads. Road, roads.

[C]

Ride, ride.

[B]

Roads. You rode the rides, did you?

[D]

I'll say this. We are family now. Disney legends. Literally.

[C]

Not officially yet, but yes, we're about to be.

[D]

It kind of hits hard. Not gonna lie. Going to Disney as a Disney legend. This feels like you're a diplomat. Like, we've gone, we've. Listen.

[C]

What makes it different? I'm so excited.

[D]

This is.

[B]

They're like, thank you for Your.

[D]

I'm gonna be real with everybody. It's like, that's too far. But it's, it's sort of.

[C]

There's an air about it.

[D]

Yeah, they're like so good, you know,

[B]

like you should go.

[D]

There's a legend.

[C]

I'm gonna guess. I love it.

[D]

Preset something like, oh, you know, cuz you're like a Disney icon and the, the guy that was with us was like legend, actually.

[B]

Oh, fire. And then you like slip him a 20. You're like, thank you for saying that.

[D]

No, I just.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

So cool. I can't wait to update my LinkedIn.

[C]

We were talking about.

[D]

Also, big news. Multi is 40 inches.

[C]

Oh, she can ride the rides.

[D]

She could 38 inches and go. And she was loving it. She's fearless.

[C]

She didn't like was Big Thunder Mountain, the whole thing.

[D]

She did it all. The only thing she didn't like was she kept calling him Darth Vader. But it's Kylo Ren.

[C]

Oh, that's going to be scary.

[D]

Yeah, scary.

[C]

When he comes in with us, she's

[D]

like, why is he so mad? Back to important stuff here.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

New York City MSG 20th, 21st. No better person to celebrate this big announcement than one of our favorites.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Who's not from New York, but has been there for a very long time, going back to 2001 when he first came on the scene on SNL. And he's the host of Late Night with Seth Meyers.

[B]

Please welcome our friend, your friend, Seth Meyers. Oh, wow.

[C]

You came in pretty dark. It looked a little haunting there for a second.

[B]

For a second it looked like you were the ghost.

[E]

But now I want you to see the. The real me. And just as a reminder, when you host your own podcast, you just get a lot more close ups.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It doesn't have to be a wide shot to get three people.

[D]

Yeah, it's difficult. Three. But you're. You're well versed in the podcast because you have, you have not one, but two podcasts.

[E]

Yeah, I have two podcasts. It's harder. It's harder than you think it's going to be when you agree to do one. I sort of started them both at the same time. I feel like if I'd started one first, I probably wouldn't have tripped into the second one. But look, I do one with my brother, so I can highly recommend that. And then I do another one with the Lonely island guys. And you know them, so.

[C]

And they're funny and you're funny and

[D]

we saw A great clip from your pod with the Lonely island guys. About our appearance, I think it was in 2008 or 9, property of the Queen, which feels slightly problematic now.

[E]

I don't know, is it that it's. I don't think it's that problem.

[B]

Well, oh, yeah, the Queen passed.

[E]

I mean, in the age of what's problematic today, that's just the passage of time, you guys. That's just the passage of time. Yeah, that was great.

[A]

We.

[E]

We mostly just shouted out how you guys had actually pre existing really good songs that made it a lot easier for the Lonely island that week.

[D]

It was, you know, always a dream to. To be on snl and we got to do it. You were very kind to let us actually pitch our own idea because what. This is a little inside baseball. But there is a meeting that happens with the guest, whether you're the, you know, the musical guest or the host, where the writers come in, they say, we'd love to hear your ideas. And then they say, you know, great, here's what you're going to do. And then, you know, they ask you if you can do impressions, which we couldn't do impressions, but we did say

[B]

we have this side project band with

[D]

a couple songs that we already have kind of written. And you guys were gracious enough to let a bunch of teenagers come in and actually do that. So thank you.

[C]

Made dreams come true.

[E]

It's weird. I think that thing of do you do any impressions? Is it's like the icebreaker first date question. They don't really care about the answer because it's so rare that anybody actually has one.

[C]

Right. Has anyone come in and been, like, blown you away with their impression?

[E]

I remember Christina Aguilera did like an incredible Samantha from Sex and the City.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Oh, that's good.

[E]

And she was like, I do this. And we were like, all right, let's hear it. You're like, oh, okay. So that's basically like a tonally perfect Kim Cattrall. And then. But the fact that you guys were like, we don't do impressions, but we have songs like imagine if you're the Lonely island guys. And you're like, how do we write a new song every week? And then you guys show up and you're like, we have a lot of them that you're free to have.

[B]

We have one called Our Love is like the Great Wall of China. It's so big.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I will say you guys are really good at writing songs. Every song in Property the Queen, probably it's best that we only heard it for like 30 seconds to 45 seconds.

[B]

Yeah, there was. There was a few reasons.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Maybe not full tracks.

[B]

One thing that happens in those humbling writing meetings, and this is also in the writing world of songwriting, but at least for SNL's walking in. And the one thing you. We always spoke about afterwards, being on SNL a few times now is if you hear the. Oh, that's actually. That's really funny. You never know how to take that. You're like, thank you.

[E]

No, thank you.

[B]

I think that's good.

[E]

It's like that scene in a. Like a movie about musicians where the first time the sound engineers like, like, looks up because it's like, oh, all I do is listen to terrible music. And this is like an actual. But, yeah, we probably do give away too often that we're mostly unimpressed when we're like, whoa, go back and say that again. That's actually funny.

[B]

So you're obviously like, this is kind of time off for you, would you say, or.

[E]

No, I'm on hiatus.

[B]

So what. What does hiatus look like for you?

[E]

So I have terrible news for you guys on this. If you didn't know, you're never really on a hiatus from a podcast unless you can, like, bank them.

[B]

You could do it from a beautiful location.

[E]

That's where I'm doing it right now. I'm a little on vacation with.

[B]

Can you guess where you are? Yeah, it's giving France.

[E]

I just went to Cannes for the first time just last week, so last week you would have caught me in France.

[B]

Okay, so that's where you're getting the nice tan from.

[E]

Yeah, I got. I got that canned son and I brought it back to the states.

[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[D]

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[C]

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[D]

like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. You're recording your podcast and you're, You're. You're back on your show in July. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Correct.

[D]

How many years now? 20. Since 2014, correct?

[E]

That's correct, yeah. Wow. So, by the way, that means I've been in the same building since 2001, the same floor of the same building. So it's very, very stunted development when you work in the same hallway.

[D]

Hardly.

[C]

I. I'd say that that's not true, but it's pretty impressive.

[E]

Have you guys been alive as long as you. Sorry, until your first album. You've probably been alive longer than the age you were before your first album, right? Have you?

[D]

Yes. Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

First album I was. I was 12.

[E]

Yeah. So there you go.

[C]

We've definitely been doing this longer than we haven't.

[E]

I was 27 when I started SNL, and so I'm almost double that age where I will have worked in 30 Rock for as long as I didn't.

[D]

Can you take us all the way back to your SNL audition?

[E]

The thing I always say that's crazy about the audition is you do it from the monologue spot. So it's crazy enough that you're going to be in a room with Lauren Michaels and Tina Fey and all these producers and writers who have seen nothing but talent for the entireties of their lives. And it'd be weird enough if it was just in the comedy club or in somebody's office, but the fact that you're doing it from the spot that you know so well from television and you have five minutes to do an audition you wrote, which was the other part that was, looking back, very cool about it because you can show, I think, your own voice the best when it's your material, as opposed to if they, like, gave you something to read. But it's also so daunting to write something that you're gonna have to do for Lauren. And I remember they said, you know, just do like three impressions and three characters and it should be five minutes. And I'm such a rule junkie that I think I did exactly five minutes. Like, the first thing I did was like, literally took out a calculator. I'm like, five minutes divided by six. Like, how long should each one be? But I did, I will tell you, just a timestamp. 2001, I did. My impressions were Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

I did Russell Crowe. It's like Gladiator era. Russell Crowe. And it was him as a humorless talk show host. We just yell, are you not entertained? After jokes bombed. And then we actually tried it at SNL and it was funny. The reason of the myriad reasons it didn't work, one of the main ones was there's no amount of makeup that can make make me look like I am Russell Crowe. Like producer Mike Schubaker said, you're the problem is your neck is the size of half of his neck. You know, just like. And so like he's like, you can't be menacing in a way that Russell Crowe is menacing.

[B]

That's hilarious.

[D]

That's amazing.

[C]

There is a coach on the World cup that like looks like Russell Crowe right now.

[E]

Yeah, it's pretty great. I will say, like, if you said we're going to spin it, it's random. We're going to spin a wheel of all the World cup coaches and whoever it lands on is that is who you look like now I would be like, I'll do it. Like, I feel like most of the World cup coaches are like very handsome men.

[C]

Extremely good looking guys. Yeah.

[E]

Really well tailored shirts.

[D]

Yeah. Are you a big soccer fan?

[E]

I am a big fan. I'm a huge fan of the Dutch national team. And my brother and I both lived in Amsterdam right out of college and I was not a soccer fan. And my first summer There was the 98 World cup and the Dutch team was very good. And it was just like that thing where you live in a foreign country and everybody wears orange and sings the same songs and we just fell in love with it. And so even though, look, I would obviously I want, you know, I'm rooting for the US team, but like, my first love is weirdly the Dutch national team and I look great in orange.

[C]

Is there a chance that they could play each other if we go all the way?

[E]

Oh, I think they are on opposite sides of the bracket so there is a chance they can end.

[C]

That could be fun.

[B]

Us is looking pretty good.

[D]

Speaking of your brother, Josh. Love Josh.

[E]

Good man.

[D]

We had a crazy experience with you guys and our mutual friend Jack McBrayer a couple years back. Doing day drinking with you.

[E]

We did. Yeah.

[C]

Thanks for that.

[D]

Of the things I've done, I would categorize showing my mother in law that as something that was truly special. She was like, is this real? I was like, this is 100%.

[E]

You know, one of the nice things about having more people do it every year is it's more people that get their word out that no, we actually drink I'm not a good enough actor to like, be that.

[B]

Can't do that.

[E]

I couldn't act.

[B]

You could do Russell Crowe. Drunk, maybe, but not. Yeah, well, that's a skinny, skinny neck

[E]

Russell, but yeah, only with severe, severe beer goggles do I have Russell Groznick.

[B]

We, Jack and I, I don't know if we met, told you this when we saw you afterwards. I guess these two, you guys had to go somewhere.

[D]

I go to the airport.

[B]

The other part was really good.

[E]

I think I just went home.

[B]

I had Jack and I looked at each other and I was like, what are you doing now? And he's like, he's like, I don't know. I said, should we go? I guess it's like noon or one at that point. Or like, do we get food and do we continue to drink? So we kept it going.

[E]

I'm amazed because I only recently. The first person I had a drink after day drinking with was Paul Rudd. So it helps to be like, have a previous friendship. Right.

[B]

How many Guinnesses were had on your day drinking day with Paul?

[E]

There were multiple Guinnesses and that's what we had afterwards. Like, Paul's one of those guys who has like a bar in his basement. So he actually knows how to pour a Guinness and people know how to pour Guinness. I want to show it off. So he was like, let's go.

[C]

We had him on the podcast and he talked about how he gets his pipes cleaned weekly, which was not a euphemism. Yeah, actually something he gets done. Yeah.

[E]

I mean, I've been in his basement bar. You can, you can taste the cleanness of the pipes. You can, you can eat off Paul Rudd's pipes.

[C]

Just keep it going.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, so good.

[D]

But it was a great time.

[C]

I did not have that much fun. I. I got, I got rocked.

[D]

Get a little sick, didn't you?

[C]

No, it's not sick. It's just get. I know my limits. I am not somebody that can hang that hard.

[E]

So I also want to stress as I get older, like, I. I drink way less. So I will say at this point, like, if I do two day drinkings in a year, like, that might be like 80% of my alcohol consumption. It would be in like that five hour period.

[B]

Like, you hit your quota.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Who was your favorite day drinking guests? If you had to pick?

[E]

For me, it's like, people. It's the first time, like, I met you guys before and like, obviously there was a level of comfort with Jack and my brother there. Like, it's so fun when, you know, I had no previous experience with, like, Sabrina Carpenter or Rihanna or Lizzo or, you know, Dua Lipa. And it's so fun when I see somebody who's been a guest on my show. It's always like, hey, man, how are you? It's great to see you. Like, when I see, like, those people, it's like, ah.

[B]

Like, it's.

[E]

We went to college together. Yeah. Yeah. There's, like, the thinnest slice of what is an okay look for a man my age to be doing shots with Sabrina Carpenter and day drinking is that tiny little slice of the pie where it's okay. Yeah.

[B]

Five cameras. You're good.

[E]

Yeah, exactly. Okay. We. We make. We do edit around anything that would be deemed embarrassing.

[D]

We didn't have any of those moments.

[C]

None.

[E]

No, no, you were good. You were good.

[D]

You're fine. We mentioned the Lonely island guys before.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I have to say that one of my favorite movies of all time is Pop Star Never Stop. Never Stopping.

[E]

It's a perfect. It's a perfect movie.

[D]

And I haven't had the chance to tell them that I'm such a massive fan of this film and I've watched it no less than, you know, 25 times. We need to get the word out more about how great this movie is, especially as musicians.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I've always said, like, this is a more accurate depiction of what it's like to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.

[E]

Those guys are fully geniuses, and they would be the first to tell you they would prefer if their movies also did gangbusters at the box office. But with that said, like, they've had this very nice thing happen, which is, you know, with both Hot Rod and Pop Star. They're these movies that endure because they're made with such, you know, care and integrity and humor. And so it was just the 10th anniversary of pop Star and they were just thrilled to, you know, ultimately, you know, you find out often at times of anniversaries, like, how much a movie meant to people. And so they've. They've kind of enjoyed the. The Pop. The Pop Star tour that they've been able to go on again.

[C]

I love that movie so much.

[D]

It's fantastic.

[C]

I actually have a question from some fans of yours, so if I can jump into that, that'd be awesome. What people want to know you're still close with so many of your former SNL castmates. Are there any group chats? If so, who's in them? Who's the most active and do they all have a funny name?

[E]

So myself, Mike Shoemaker, and Amy Poehler, we refer to ourselves as Mike Schumacher. My producer. He was a producer. Now we're. We're the tripod, the three of us. That's sort of a lovingly supportive one. The. We're on a, like a group one that doesn't have a funny name, but, you know, Sandberg, Fred, you know Bill. Those guys are on one. I will say the funniest texter independent of a group. Fred Armisen was not surprised. Everybody just got, with no context, got a happy Father's Day message from him, but it was a voice note as he was Homer Simpson. That's cool.

[C]

I'd save that one.

[E]

Never. Yeah, just talking a lot about how he. He hopes I got donuts for Father's Day.

[B]

That's great.

[C]

Oh, did you get any donuts for Father's Day?

[E]

I didn't, but it was, you know what? A voice note from Fred was better than a thousand donuts.

[B]

Fred as Homer.

[E]

I will say it's also like exactly the funniest version of a Homer Simpson impression where it's like, definitely not great. But also there's some talent involved.

[C]

There's just a little something.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Speaking of messages from very funny people. I know this is a mutual friend of ours, kind of a friend of ours. Not really, but. But I received a birthday message from Tim Robinson.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

A couple years back, actually.

[B]

You get it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You get a birthday message from Tim every birthday.

[D]

Except last year, he didn't send me one. So if you, if you speak to

[E]

him at any point, we don't know

[B]

what changed, but something changed. Stop sending them.

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

I text a lot with Tim about. I don't know if you guys are up to speed on Spider League and the dramas of Spider League.

[C]

What is Spider League?

[E]

Spider League League. Spider League is a six man fantasy, like football league, except it's about spiders and they just. I'm not a part of it and I think it's silly. They take pictures of spiders. They have an app on their phone. They take pictures of spiders and they send them. And whoever has the deadliest spider wins. The only reason I bring it up is Brooks Whelan, who's a great comedian and friends with Tim. He's in Spider League and Brooks made the mistake of mentioning Spider League on my show. And it turns out he didn't realize it's like a fight club situation. So then he got suspended.

[D]

Oh, so that's great.

[E]

Yeah. So again, I will I've impenetrably hard rules to follow in Spider League, but it is once you're in.

[C]

That sounds kind of awesome, though. Spider League.

[E]

Oh, I mean, look, they seem to be having a lot of fun with Spider League. I by the best is like, they're always mad when I talk about it, but I'm like, you can't. What do. You can't punish me. I don't want to be in your league to begin with.

[C]

I wasn't even in it, bro.

[D]

Well, your show comes back in July and we're actually going to be in New York in August. We talked about the top of the show.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

Shows on August 20th and 21st at Madison Square Garden be burning up all over again.

[C]

We'll see you in New York, man.

[E]

Congratulations. The city will be so excited to have you back. I mean, is there a more exciting time to be coming to Madison Square Garden than right now?

[D]

I know, baby.

[B]

Go, Nick.

[E]

I mean, it's unbelievable. It's the hottest. It's the hottest spot in the world and. And that's even with the World cup going on. But congratulations, guys. I'm so excited you're coming back.

[B]

Thanks, dude. We're so excited. It's gonna be a lot of fun. You know, I'm sitting here thinking about because you have obviously two podcasts that you host.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And obviously your show at 30. I'm curious, you know, now that we've got our podcast, we've got, I think about over 10 guests now under our belt.

[D]

Far more than that. But yeah.

[B]

Do you have any. Any good advice for us? You know, that now that any don'ts more so any don'ts or things that you've learned that you're like, maybe I shouldn't have you double down.

[C]

So this is.

[B]

Sometimes you look, you might have a. We might have an overlapping guest. Like, I'm sure you've had overlaps.

[E]

You know, sometimes it's really fun. Sometimes you have a guest and you're like, we're. We'll. We'll cut this out. You know, like when you talk about something, maybe you're talking out of school and you're like, we'll cut this out, but just keep an eye on the clock because, you know, at some point maybe that guest has to go. So sometimes like, we've, you know, be like 20 minutes into, like, we'll cut this out. And they're like, also, I gotta go. I'm like, gotta go. We're like, we only have 12 minutes of podcast so just if. When you're in the let. We'll cut the sound zone. It's a ticking clock.

[B]

That's good to know.

[C]

I like that.

[B]

Keep an eye on the clock. We don't actually have a clock in here.

[C]

That will add one.

[D]

All right, we got our bowl of questions. These have nothing to do with anything. Just random questions.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Joe, would you please.

[B]

No problem. He asked me to do it in case it's really, like.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Either inappropriate or just really rude.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

What's the first thing you usually notice about people?

[E]

I think eye contact. By the way, like, I don't even know if there's a version of eye contact I like more than the other. But I. I just. When I'm talking to somebody I like early on, I'm like, okay, what is this? Is this one where we, like, look away a lot?

[B]

It's like that Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise got. He's got the good eye contact, but it's.

[E]

Is it good? Is or is it a lot of work?

[B]

I'm good. On a scale of. Is he doing it?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

If you had to have one celebrity as your emergency contact, who would it be?

[E]

Sandberg.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

That's great. Hey, bud. Hey.

[E]

I have a son.

[B]

Hey, son.

[C]

Hello, son.

[E]

I just found out we've never met.

[B]

Congrats. Love it.

[E]

Lovely.

[B]

Sandberg.

[E]

So, yeah, Sandberg would be. But, like, I don't think he'd be helpful. But I do think it'd just be like, he'd be a funny guy. No, but, like, for all of his bits and, like, silliness, Sandberg has kind of got it locked down. He's a very, like, good.

[B]

It's got it together.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Seems like a solid dude.

[B]

I was just going through my celebrity list of contacts. Just celebrities that I'd like to have on my emergency call list. Yeah, when you go into you. There's a lot of options now on the Apple Phone. If you click on your, like, account and, like. And one. Then I was like, the Apple phone is a crazy way to say one.

[C]

Just your iPhone.

[B]

I'm gonna go with it.

[E]

No, I think it's Apple phone. That's what they just. I think they went.

[C]

They just rebranded.

[B]

That's the update. But when you go in.

[E]

And I think you only call it an iPhone when it's yours. It's like, I. It's I, it's iPhone. But these are. It's all phones at large. They're Apple phones.

[B]

It's a New York. So when you go in and you want to like, you know, you. You have share your location and all this now they have. In case. They're like, in case you expire. Who would you like to share all of your. Your phone information with access to your

[C]

data when you expire?

[B]

Yeah, I don't think they say it

[C]

so delicately, but so the iPhones. Wow.

[B]

So like, you know, I like that they.

[E]

I like that they used phone speak expire and it's Siri. When you expire, when your battery dies.

[B]

I also put Samberg just so you know.

[C]

I guess that makes sense because that's. That is problematic for a lot of people. Right? They just like expire and they can't get into like their nudes. Their nudes.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Gotta get those nudes back, bro.

[B]

Or at least send them to Sandberg. Sandberg has mine, so I got Sandberg in there too.

[E]

Let's just send all. Let's just agree now like just to with them. Anybody listening? When you die, send your everything back.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

When your battery is low.

[C]

What is happening?

[E]

Like, I gotta get a new phone. My memory's full from deads.

[C]

Nudes from den.

[B]

So funny. I thought I was brilliant at like 9 thinking that if a great invention that I had. I was like, the more context you get, your phone should get heavier.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

I'm working on that one. This is like a whole phone five minute bit. I love it.

[E]

Yeah, we're doing phones. All right.

[B]

Anyway, thank you so much for your time, my friend. Thank you for having us.

[E]

Thanks, guys. Can't wait to see you in August.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Be well. We'll see you there and enjoy your

[D]

vacation wherever you are.

[C]

Yeah, wherever you.

[B]

See you.

[C]

Bye, guys. Bye.

[B]

That would work though. Think about it like a. Your phone. If all of a sudden you're like. It's like, like, yo, you hold that and like, damn.

[D]

Well, you got a lot of contacts.

[C]

Just like weighs more.

[B]

When it weighs more. And then if somebody's got a life phone, be like, oh, gosh, like he knows like 10 people.

[C]

You have no.

[B]

You have like no friends. But maybe the way you balance it out, pun intended, is that you have. It only gets heavier. You have to be able to know this person. You can't just be like, how would it.

[C]

Okay, go ahead.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Like if you call them, they're like, hey, Joe. Oh.

[C]

Then it's like instantly a little bit more.

[D]

Each contact like weighs a gram.

[B]

It's kind of.

[E]

It's got a way.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It can't be too heavy.

[C]

I love this. We should. I'm gonna invent you a phone that does this.

[E]

You can figure it out.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

What's like weight source so that just magically makes itself way more. Just compressed air? I don't know.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So good.

[B]

See, we need Bill. Bill Nye back on the bus.

[C]

Bring him back.

[B]

Damn. We need him back on. Who else is. Who else do we know that does science or weight related.

[C]

Does water weigh more frozen than it does as a liquid?

[D]

You go to the doctor for your physical and they're like, oh, please take your heavy ass.

[B]

Like, sir, do you have any. I was walking through tsa. They're like, it's like, sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put that. Oh, maybe they have like a check. You have to check the weight of your phone. Oh, at the airport, it's like, you got your bag.

[D]

We can't take off this plane.

[C]

They know too many people.

[E]

Like, they're way too popular.

[B]

It's like, you're going to have to check your phone into the tiny plane for all the heavy phones. First class is popping off with heavy ass phones, too.

[E]

Funny.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I don't know. Bye, bye, bye, bye.