Need our help? Good advice not guaranteed.

Summary

Hey Jonas! – "Need our help? Good advice not guaranteed."

Podcast by iHeartPodcasts
Hosts: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas
Date: May 20, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively and humorous episode of Hey Jonas! showcases the Jonas Brothers answering fun, personal, and occasionally deep listener and producer questions. From daily routines and relationship advice to wedding tips, social media algorithms, and even an infamous eighth-grade poop story, the brothers offer candid insights into their lives, all with their signature blend of self-deprecating humor and playful sibling banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Morning and Nighttime Routines [(02:12 - 10:06)]

Producer Heather kicks it off by asking about their routines:

• Kevin: Springs out of bed for coffee and vitamins. “My alarm goes off and I have to, like, immediately get out of bed. It’s not like a slow meander.” [04:51]

  • Ends his day falling asleep to TV shows.
  • No pets in the bed: “My bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with her two dogs. And I've just somehow fit in there.” [11:04]

• Nick:

  • Wakes up and procrastinates, then drinks coffee. “Wake up, procrastinate about something. That gets me through about the first hour.” [06:43]
  • Recently discovered “the history of” YouTube channels as a way to wind down at night, learning about surprisingly random things.
  • No pets allowed in bed.

• Joe:

  • Uses the Headspace app for morning meditation.
  • Often listens to a special “sleep playlist” on Spotify to relax at night: “Supposedly, the frequencies are supposed to help you have a deeper sleep.” [09:39]
  • No pets in bed, jokes about having a snake and a pig.

Notable Quote:

• Joe: “We’re here to give marital advice. Other things. Non-marital advice. Oh, no.” [04:08]

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2. Long-Distance Relationship Advice [(11:44 - 15:07)]

Caller Sam from Jersey asks for tips on managing a cross-country romance.

• Kevin:

  • Still spends a lot of time on the phone with Danielle, sometimes taking red-eye flights just to get a day together: “If I have a day, I try to get back even a day off as much as I can.”
  • They started their relationship long-distance, phones are their lifeline.

• Nick:

  • Protects together-time by blocking out windows in their schedules, sometimes months in advance: “We just say, okay, we're going to block this window and make sure that nothing sort of touches that.” [13:47]

• Joe:

  • Suggests creative FaceTime activities or games as a way to stay close, referencing fun things that came out of COVID times.

Notable Quote:

• Kevin (on the phone): “KT&T…It’s like always on the phone.” [12:24]

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3. The ‘Ghosted at Pebble Beach’ Dilemma [(17:57 - 22:08)]

Producer Heather relates a tale of being ghosted after a promising flirtation at a golf tournament.

• Nick’s Take: Calls it out quickly: “He was outside with his boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection… but probably is with somebody. And then the text came through and that's why I didn’t respond.” [19:08]
• Joe/Jonas POV:
  • Joe says, “Definitely don’t text him again. I think it’s his loss, girl.” [21:45]
  • Nick admits to sometimes missing texts, but agrees that two months is too long for a lost message.

Notable Moment:

• The brothers riff on missing texts, and Joe jokes, “I never miss a text... I have zero missed messages on my phone and emails.” [22:17]

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4. What’s On Your Algorithm? [(23:14 - 25:58)]

Caller Tara wonders what the brothers’ Instagram For You pages look like.

• Nick: Bollywood content, ultra-luxury minivan concepts (inspired by receiving links from friends).
• Joe: AI-generated videos (like Zac Efron as Captain Planet), Pokemon cards, and lots of ceramics.
• Kevin: AI/coding videos, golf, workout routines, golf and comforter ads.

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5. Growing Up Jonas: Mom Stories [(26:04 - 28:59)]

Caller Danielle, a mother of two boys, asks what their mom did for them that stood out.

• The brothers reflect on their mom’s frequent sacrifices: driving to/from auditions in NYC, homeschooling, managing multiple kids' careers, and running a church ministry—often all at once.
• Kevin: Shares a personal memory of their mom making him coffee for school bus rides.
• Joe: “She really taught us how to respect people and women and really looking up to her.” [28:23]

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6. Reality Show Showdown [(29:02 - 32:20)]

Caller Jackie asks: If you had to join a reality show, which one would you win?

• Joe: Thinks he could do well on Survivor: “I think I do all right. I don't know if I could win.” [30:14]
• Kevin: “Worst Cooks in America” or “Traitors.” He jokes about having already done a reality show (“Married to Jonas”) and “Claim to Fame” with Franklin.
• Nick/Joe: Love “Nailed It” and baking competition shows.

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7. The Eighth Grade Poop Story [(32:23 - 36:48)]

Producer Heather revisits Joe's notorious story.

• Joe: Nervous to use school bathrooms due to social pressure, he ends up having an accident: “I just can’t hold it. It starts running down my leg.” [34:44]
• His mom makes him clean up after himself at school—Joe finds the experience humbling and ultimately hilarious.

Memorable Moment:

• Kevin: “Everybody Poops was not a book we had growing up in our household.” [33:06]

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8. Wedding Wisdom [(36:49 - 41:21)]

Caller Maddie is getting married and asks for must-haves/regrets.

• Joe:
  • Do greetings at the welcome party, not the wedding day: “Say hi to everyone...because your wedding’s for you.”
  • Drink electrolytes to stay hydrated!
• Nick:
  • Recommends encouraging friends/family who are giving speeches to write notes or review with you: “They go off the cuff and things get weird.” [38:22]
• Kevin:
  • Keep your doors locked to avoid early-morning family surprises (his grandfather once woke him up at 3:34 am on his wedding morning).

Notable Quote:

• Nick: “It’s okay to encourage your friends and family that are going to speak to write some things down before they speak.”

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9. Random Hills to Die On [(44:47 - 49:32)]

Caller Lauren asks: What's a random hill you're willing to die on?

• Lauren’s Example: Dryer sheets are a myth.
• Nick: “People should be more aware of their space in an elevator…if I get in an elevator and someone’s for no reason gets right up near me, it pisses me the fuck off in a way I can't even describe.” [46:14]
• Joe: Wishes restaurants would serve breakfast all day, especially hotels: “Especially in a hotel. I just woke up.” [48:20]
• Kevin: Adds quirky NYC facts (suggesting it’s illegal to talk to strangers in elevators).

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10. Communication Pet Peeves [(49:32 - 50:50)]

The crew riffs on:

• Email vs. texting and the stresses of nontraditional contact.
• Voicemails from their dad, who always ends with “bye bye."
• Nick: "When someone sends me an email instead of text, it kind of stressed me out, you know?" [49:42]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Joe, on reality shows: “Married to Jonas. I live that now. I don’t have the show, though.” [30:46]
• Nick, on relationships: “You have to protect that time…where you can, I think that’s clutch.” [14:00]
• Joe, on pet-in-bed debate: “I have a live snake that I let loose occasionally and a little pig. No pets in my bed.” [11:15]
• Kevin, on elevators: “Spatial awareness.” [47:18]
• Nick, summarizing missed texts: “Sometimes you see it, you’re like, I will respond to that. You get busy with something else and then you forget to respond.” [22:35]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Morning/Evening Routines: [02:12 – 10:06]
• Long-Distance Relationship Advice: [11:44 – 15:07]
• Ghosted at Pebble Beach: [17:57 – 22:08]
• Social Media Algorithms: [23:14 – 25:58]
• Mom Stories: [26:04 – 28:59]
• Reality Show Debate: [29:02 – 32:20]
• Eighth Grade Poop Story: [32:23 – 36:48]
• Wedding Advice: [36:49 – 41:21]
• Fan Edits and More: [41:23 – 42:12]
• Hills to Die On: [44:47 – 49:32]
• Communication Pet Peeves: [49:32 – 50:50]

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Tone & Style

The episode is deeply conversational and self-aware, with lots of rapid-fire exchanges. The Jonas Brothers alternate between irreverent humor, real talk, and heartfelt moments, showing both brotherly bickering and their affection for one another and their fans.

Fans and new listeners alike will find this episode packed with genuine, funny, and at times unexpectedly sincere answers from the Jonas Brothers, making it a delight whether you’re seeking advice, trivia, or just a laugh.

Transcript

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[Nick Jonas]

Would you consider yourself an elder millennial?

[Kevin Jonas]

For sure. I'm an elder millennial. Like Elder 40.

[Joe Jonas]

I'm like an elder ring millennial. I was just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house. He had.

[Nick Jonas]

What was I like? I wasn't. I wasn't there for that one. We missed you wasn't invited.

[Kevin Jonas]

Not true.

[Joe Jonas]

He was working. He was on one of his 10th 10th films. He shot this movie.

[Nick Jonas]

I Was invited. I just couldn't come.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's.

[Joe Jonas]

Kevin had a. You have a. Is that every year you have a big art board.

[Kevin Jonas]

This is new, actually. We.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, so it was for children, but all the adults did it.

[Kevin Jonas]

It was a giant coloring change. It was just rolled out on our kitchen island.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

It was just a little craft to do during the day. And it was a coloring page. Giant coloring Easter page. And his house was, like, so beautifully decorated for Easter.

[Joe Jonas]

Every decoration. Kevin loves a holiday.

[Kevin Jonas]

Danielle loves the holiday.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, she crushed it.

[Nick Jonas]

Kevin and Danielle love a holiday. And pastels. You love pastels.

[Kevin Jonas]

We do like pastels. You had the lot of bunnies.

[Joe Jonas]

Fluffy peach. Yeah. What are the peeps? Yes, it peeps that were not peeps, but they were like decorative peeps.

[Kevin Jonas]

I also made you a cocktail. I made you a Cadmary cream.

[Joe Jonas]

Cad Mary Cream. What was it called? We'll show you the video, tell you the picture. That's what.

[Kevin Jonas]

There it is.

[Nick Jonas]

Okay, so. Hey, you.

[Kevin Jonas]

Hey, you.

[Nick Jonas]

We are under appreciated. Jonas Brothers tune. Technically not Jonas Brothers, though.

[Joe Jonas]

That's a.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's Jonas La.

[Nick Jonas]

Weird sort of limbo category of. Is it a Jonas Brothers song or is it a Jonas LA song?

[Joe Jonas]

Technically written by you?

[Nick Jonas]

But hey, Jonas is the name of this podcast. And so we went ahead and secured a bunch of handles and we got those handles. Telephone number.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yep.

[Joe Jonas]

We bought them from loving fans. You can reach out to them from fans.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's true. You can reach out to us at 1-84- hey, Jonas. That's 844-39-5-6627.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah, reach out anytime you want.

[Kevin Jonas]

Say hi. Ask us a question.

[Nick Jonas]

We're here to give marital advice. Other things. Non marital advice. Oh, no.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

So today, because you guys just gave out the. The information.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

We've turned it over to the producers to ask you what they want to ask you.

[Nick Jonas]

Let's go to Heather on Zoom.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

I'm dying to know. What's the first thing you guys do when you get up in the morning? And what's the last thing you do before you go to bed?

[Joe Jonas]

That's a wonderful question. Okay, who wants to go first?

[Nick Jonas]

Kev, why don't you take this one?

[Joe Jonas]

Kevin, as the firstborn, the first thing

[Kevin Jonas]

I do when I wake up is immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup of coffee.

[Nick Jonas]

When you get up, the first thing

[Kevin Jonas]

you do is get up and, like, get ready.

[Joe Jonas]

Go down.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, My. My alarm goes off and I have to, like, immediately get out of bed. It's not like a slow meander, just meander in bed.

[Joe Jonas]

Are you being quiet? Like, because Danny. Danny's sleeping.

[Kevin Jonas]

Are you?

[Joe Jonas]

Definitely. But your bed's mess. I saw your bed. It's huge. So you're fine.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah. It is a huge Jersey mansion sleep

[Nick Jonas]

number get a sleep number these days?

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, yeah, Cooling.

[Joe Jonas]

What's your number?

[Nick Jonas]

Eight sleep. What's that about? It's all the rage in la.

[Kevin Jonas]

Everyone's talking about it hasn't hit my. My feed yet.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, it's pretty exclusive. I don't have one.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, my phone's in the room. I will now get asked.

[Joe Jonas]

It has not hit Miami. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Okay, back to Kevin jumping out of bed.

[Kevin Jonas]

So I spring out of bed and I run downstairs and I make a coffee and then take my morning vitamins.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

What are you taking? Your coffee.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's straight up. It's an espresso pod. The green. Which one was that? It's like that deep green. Joe hates my coffee. But Joe's ritualistic coffee making. Dumbest thing you've ever heard in the entire. You share a room with Joe. He will wake you up no matter what time.

[Joe Jonas]

Let's hear about your day, Kev. Let's. We didn't get to mine. You can go.

[Kevin Jonas]

Go ahead.

[Joe Jonas]

Talk about your morning.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay, so that's what I take. That's my. That's my first thing out after the poop.

[Joe Jonas]

Coffee. What happens? What do you do?

[Kevin Jonas]

I take my vitamins. That was the question. It's not my whole morning. It's just what I do first.

[Joe Jonas]

And then what do you do last?

[Nick Jonas]

What do you.

[Kevin Jonas]

And then the last thing I do is fall asleep to something on telev.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Oh, do you ever. Do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us?

[Kevin Jonas]

100?

[Joe Jonas]

I caught myself doing that last night and I told myself not to do

[Nick Jonas]

that and I did it.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams?

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

Thankfully not for me.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, it's just like opening packs of Pokemon cards. So it's quite innocent.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's a vivid dream.

[Joe Jonas]

Just imagine first thing. Nick, you want to go? Yeah, it's pretty simple.

[Nick Jonas]

Wake up, procrastinate about something. That gets me through about the first hour. It's pretty hot.

[Joe Jonas]

It's pretty hot.

[Nick Jonas]

I drink some coffee, some caffeine in my bloodstream, which then makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking out about something. No, I'm kidding. It's not that intense. But it is at times I just

[Joe Jonas]

found a hole in my sweater.

[Nick Jonas]

Thanks for your support, Joe. And then at the end of the night, you know, usually I will watch something, but I was just recently in Canada and shout out to Canada. They've got Sports center, but it's called Sports Central. But my TV didn't have it in the place I was staying, so I was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And I got so tired of doing that that I picked up a new hobby. Hobby, I guess you'd call it, which I'm excited to share with you guys. So I found these videos that are basically the history of. And it's everything from toilet paper. Yes, I heard the history of. You know, where carpets come. Like all this stuff.

[Kevin Jonas]

Is it like a YouTube channel or is it like.

[Nick Jonas]

It's a channel. There's a bunch of different channels. Creators that do this kind of thing. I love this and I'm really into it. I've learned a lot of useless information. Useful.

[Joe Jonas]

Next time you're taking a poop, you can be like to the guy next to you.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, did you know actually that the

[Joe Jonas]

first commercial you're in a stall.

[Nick Jonas]

I just rolled right past that.

[Joe Jonas]

You're in a stall.

[Nick Jonas]

Listen to this.

[Joe Jonas]

Public. Public restroom. Kevin, Nick's trying to talk about the toilets. Go ahead.

[Nick Jonas]

I don't, I don't in public restrooms that often. It's. It's got to be an emergency.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Same.

[Nick Jonas]

Same.

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

That is one of my favorite.

[Kevin Jonas]

That is one of my favorite accounts on the Internet is what is the. Come with me as I take a shit in Hermes or.

[Nick Jonas]

That's great.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's like she came to my studio.

[Nick Jonas]

What with her?

[Joe Jonas]

We took a shit together. We held hands.

[Kevin Jonas]

Did you actually. Or is it just like you have

[Joe Jonas]

to watch the pot? You have to go to at come shit with me. I think it's her pod. It's literally her name. It's like, funny. It's funny.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay, so.

[Joe Jonas]

And your last thing you do? Oh, yes. Great.

[Nick Jonas]

And that's pretty much it.

[Joe Jonas]

Great. Okay, last but not least, first thing I do when I wake up, I, I use the shout out. Not sponsored. Or we could use this as a sponsor at Headspace. I use Headspace and I do a meditation. Clip it, clip it, clip it. Watch Joe do Headspace. And the last thing I do before bed is last night was Doom Scroll. But usually I try to. I, I, I go on ready? You want to hear what the last thing I do? I could show you. Also not sponsored. Unless they want to Throw it money our way. Okay, hold on. Hold it, hold it. It's coming.

[Nick Jonas]

It's taking forever.

[Joe Jonas]

Sorry, but this is. I put on my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather at home.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Little white noise, kind of.

[Joe Jonas]

No, it's a sleep. It's a sleep playlist that they have on Spotify, and it's the. I guess the frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you have a deeper sleep.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's the one that Valentina uses.

[Joe Jonas]

6.6 million people saved this playlist too, so there's.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

I'm gonna have to try that out.

[Joe Jonas]

Please, it's really helpful.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Before I go, one last thing. I just wanted to know. Pets in the bed or not in the bed? Because none of you said anything about a pet in the morning.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm glad you brought up beds in general. I was bursting at the seams to

[Joe Jonas]

talk about this, but we gotta talk. Ask her a question first.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah, yeah, of course, Heather. We're gonna answer your question, but it's all related. I did this, this interview where I said something about how the bed is just for sleeping. It was sort of meant to be, like a quirky answer.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, people, like, got a lot of people.

[Nick Jonas]

This became like, an actual, like, debate, and people started, you know, labeling me some, Some really harsh names that I won't mention.

[Kevin Jonas]

I want to know these names, like weirdo.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, nerd, and that kind of stuff.

[Joe Jonas]

Nerds are good. Weirdo and nerd are compliments.

[Nick Jonas]

I know.

[Joe Jonas]

But here's the deal, is that.

[Nick Jonas]

That's it. It's not my actual philosophy on beds. I, I understand that, that other things can happen on a bed. Okay. And. And I appreciate those things. However, to answer your question, Heather, no. No pets in bed.

[Joe Jonas]

That's.

[Nick Jonas]

That's not something that we're doing.

[Kevin Jonas]

We're not doing that. My bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with her two dogs. And I've just somehow fit in there with.

[Nick Jonas]

The bed is huge, though, so it's.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's. Yeah, that's true. I have my own size.

[Nick Jonas]

I have.

[Joe Jonas]

I have a live snake that I let loose occasionally and a little pig. No, no pets in my bed. I, I. Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

Heather, thank you so much for your question, guys.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

I could talk to you all day.

[Caller/Listener]

This is so fun.

[Kevin Jonas]

Next up is Sam from Jersey.

[Joe Jonas]

Let's go.

[Kevin Jonas]

Hi, Sam from Jersey.

[Joe Jonas]

Hello.

[Nick Jonas]

Hello.

[Joe Jonas]

How are you? Are we on the phone or in person? Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

In person. Hello.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, right there.

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

Sanford, Jersey. Where in Jersey are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Bergen County.

[Nick Jonas]

No.

[Joe Jonas]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Dumont.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. And actually, I was gonna say my boyfriend and I are long distance, so I live in Jersey still and he lives in la. We make it work, but we both have crazy work schedules, as do all of you.

[Joe Jonas]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

So how do you make it work with your partners when you guys are not together?

[Kevin Jonas]

Long distance can be tough, but I think we all find our balance in it. For myself, I spend a lot of

[Joe Jonas]

time on the phone and on Red Eyes.

[Kevin Jonas]

And on Red Eyes, like the one I'm taking tonight. So if I have a day, I try to get back even a day off as much as I can. It's a lot, but it's just how I like to do it. It's not for everybody, but we. Me and Danielle kind of grew our relationship on the phone, and it just

[Joe Jonas]

kind of continued to call him KT&T because he was at.

[Kevin Jonas]

And T. KT. It's like always on the phone. It's gotten better. Like, we were not on.

[Joe Jonas]

But you guys are always your. Your phone. You're not FaceTimers. You FaceTime with your daughter. I've noticed.

[Nick Jonas]

So you call your generation Kevin. You guys aren't FaceTime.

[Kevin Jonas]

I'm an elder millennial.

[Joe Jonas]

Has to wind his phone up.

[Nick Jonas]

But it's not a bad thing that you. You said it's gotten better. Like, as if it's. It's not. It's not bad.

[Kevin Jonas]

No, I just. I think it was. I think what it was is.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

So annoying. No, it's that way.

[Joe Jonas]

It's not bad. Not bad.

[Kevin Jonas]

We would spend not enough time not talking that there was not enough to talk about, and it was just talking song lyrics. It's about being together now and, like, just present in the.

[Joe Jonas]

You get your ass home. And that's good. Shout out, Kevin.

[Kevin Jonas]

But, yes, I do get a lot of.

[Joe Jonas]

That is sponsored by Delta, isn't it?

[Kevin Jonas]

No. United. Because New York.

[Joe Jonas]

Clip it. Clip it.

[Kevin Jonas]

But I definitely FaceTime my daughters and try to help with my homework, which I can't do anymore. This. It's not. It ain't easy.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

What about you, Nick? Yep.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, yeah, I mean, long distance relationships are always really, really difficult. I think it's just about trying to stay in contact as much as possible. And, you know, our. Our success in it has just come from any window that presents itself that we can just be together and separate that time. Even if it's a month or two or months in advance. We just say, okay, we're going to block this window and make sure that nothing sort of touches that.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

Because you have to protect that time. And you know, it's not always easy to do that, but where you can. I think that's. That's clutch. Absolutely.

[Joe Jonas]

I also think a lot of fun games came out of COVID and a lot of fun things you could do like via FaceTime or code names.

[Kevin Jonas]

Think of a few.

[Joe Jonas]

Go on. Oh, you know, this is now sponsored by sexting, I was gonna say. What's that? Okay, nevermind. But yeah, I think that was. That's very helpful. And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place, so I'm happy that I know I'm gonna be on the beach if I go see her. But I think at least you got somebody who's dating. You're dating somebody who lives in a pretty cool city. So you get to go. That's nice. Yeah. That's the luxury.

[Kevin Jonas]

What's your way of finding balance?

[Caller/Listener]

I would also agree with flights and FaceTime is important. I would say.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, absolutely. I want to see what you're doing.

[Kevin Jonas]

What are you doing?

[Joe Jonas]

Show me. Show me the coffee. Also, I think if you're like on your way and you have a. If you're like holding the phone while you're driving, that's really safe.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

Could make sure that they're doing that. Sorry for.

[Kevin Jonas]

Well, thank you so much.

[Joe Jonas]

Thank you.

[Kevin Jonas]

Enjoy Jersey.

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[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

So here's my question, right? I was at a golf tournament. Pebble beach, great time, very flirty with a guy. I know I was flirty. Like, this is not my first rodeo. I know I was flirty.

[Joe Jonas]

Yep.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Friends of friends sent a text, air balled nothing back. And it was a good text. Like.

[Nick Jonas]

And he was being flirty with you as well.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

We did for an hour. Like that's a long.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's a long flirt.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

That's a lot of flirt. I don't.

[Joe Jonas]

What time of day was it?

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Midday. Thank you, Joe. It was at the golf tournament. It was not nighttime flirting.

[Kevin Jonas]

Was there any food or drink at the time? Or is it just walking, hanging, watching golf?

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Hanging, watching golf. And then at one point I gave him the out and said, hey, I'm gonna go over there. And he said, oh, we'll go with

[Joe Jonas]

you, we'll go with you.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

His. Him and his buddies.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay.

[Joe Jonas]

I like to know. I've seen the scene.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

Painting a picture.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Sunny day, beautiful. I know it was flirty. People were there. They also thought it was.

[Kevin Jonas]

Then he sent in a text.

[Joe Jonas]

No. You gave him his number. He gave you his.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

That. Thank you. Joe is a part of it that I think might be where I went awry.

[Joe Jonas]

Let's hear it.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Friend of friend and I got the number from. Was that thank Kevin's face.

[Joe Jonas]

Wait, I'm confused. Okay.

[Kevin Jonas]

Joined a friend.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna just jump in here. I'm sorry, I don't mean to. To just dominate the conversation. I think this. This situation is one of those where it's like he was outside with his boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection with you, but probably is with somebody. And then the text came through and that's why I didn't respond because it's like, oh, that. That breaks the barrier of the thing.

[Joe Jonas]

So that's piping hot tea right there.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

I don't want to disagree with Nick, but you can.

[Joe Jonas]

That is a liar.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

He said he did not have a girlfriend.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, there's. There was a liar. Said every guy who is on a

[Kevin Jonas]

golf trip with his boys, he lives

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

in a state that I won't name. Montana. On his own because he could be listening.

[Kevin Jonas]

So now he's a rancher.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Yeah. He like fishes. The right way to say it. Fishes.

[Joe Jonas]

I think he's an international spy and he's on a mission. And he's going to text you back in about a week when he get. When he's done saving the world.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

It's been two months hard for.

[Nick Jonas]

Okay.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's a long. It's a long deployment. He's. He's.

[Joe Jonas]

He is without phone and it's. Yeah, this sounds. This feels like a ghosting situation.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

That's what I'm. I'm wondering. So. Okay, my questions go. Or

[Kevin Jonas]

did you send a follow up text? Or is it one or many?

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

That's what I want to know. So I.

[Joe Jonas]

Right. I forgot there's a question.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

So I did a little bit of texting, but very. I had people read it and they

[Kevin Jonas]

told me it was an A level text. You did a little bit of texting and no response. How many texts?

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddies.

[Nick Jonas]

Did you find this guy on social media?

[Joe Jonas]

Well,

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

a little bit.

[Nick Jonas]

And is he a little bit married?

[Joe Jonas]

I'm sticking to a fun story for you. No, this is Actually, the guy that we took. Hey Jonas from at hey Jonas.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

He's not.

[Joe Jonas]

We found him.

[Nick Jonas]

It's a revenge ghosting.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

So my question for you guys, this is my hundredth question. Do you ever go in again? Do you just take the loss? Do, do you ever miss a text? Because I miss text.

[Joe Jonas]

Should block him. That's a power move.

[Kevin Jonas]

He drives.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Okay, so now you guys tell me what you think.

[Joe Jonas]

Everything I think. Okay, so it sounds like. Let me just. We're just gonna. Let's just.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

And you're not gonna hurt my feelings,

[Joe Jonas]

okay, so let's just back it up. Meet somebody on this amazing trip. You meet them and their friends. It's fun. It's light hearted. All sudden it's flirty, you know, he's single, he lives in Montana. He's told you, he's told you.

[Kevin Jonas]

He flies.

[Joe Jonas]

He lives alone. He said he lives alone. Lives alone. He's out. He fly. Fishes for fun.

[Kevin Jonas]

Sounds like.

[Joe Jonas]

Or work, which you don't need. You can't have a fun out there because it might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish enthusiast over here. And then you send a message. What's up? Then you send a follow up. Hey, here's by the way, here's that pic. Send it. Two months, no word. Definitely don't text him back again. I think it's his loss, girl.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Oh, well, thank you, Joe. So you guys never miss a text. So there's zero chance.

[Joe Jonas]

I never miss a text.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah, that's true.

[Joe Jonas]

I have zero missed messages on my phone and emails. I also.

[Kevin Jonas]

You're a zeroed out guy. Yeah, I love that.

[Joe Jonas]

You know how do we feel about

[Nick Jonas]

the thing when someone says, oh, I'm sorry I missed your text. And you know, they, you know they saw it.

[Joe Jonas]

I'm sorry I missed your text.

[Nick Jonas]

It drives me nuts, but I do it too.

[Joe Jonas]

Nick. Nick's a very bad text response.

[Nick Jonas]

Sometimes you see it, you're like, I will respond to that. You get busy with something else and then you forget to respond.

[Kevin Jonas]

Totally. Because you know it's easier to just

[Nick Jonas]

say, oh, sorry I missed it than to say, you know, I didn't have the time in that moment to text you back.

[Kevin Jonas]

And I.

[Joe Jonas]

Would you make a. But would you like to make a apology to all your friends right now?

[Nick Jonas]

No, no.

[Kevin Jonas]

I wish the phones had a button that says remind me later.

[Joe Jonas]

It does. Hey Siri, can you remind me later to text Kevin?

[Kevin Jonas]

No, no, not that. But like on the text be like, remind me again.

[Joe Jonas]

I added text Kevin to the Reminder list.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's. That's. That's obvious. But I'm saying for a guy that

[Joe Jonas]

builds apps, you should know this.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, you can say, I guess unread.

[Joe Jonas]

All right. All right, next is Tara on zoom.

[Kevin Jonas]

Hey, Tara.

[Joe Jonas]

Hey, Tara.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you guys?

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, professional Mike. Hey, how are you?

[Kevin Jonas]

All the producers have such nice mics. They glow mics.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, I think we have the same one, but we don't light up our. Does not turn green. Okay. What's going on, Tara? How are you? Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Congratulations on the new podcast.

[Joe Jonas]

Thank you so much. Here we're in the biggest podcast in Canada, guys. Since Kevin spoke about Canada earlier, they've been tuning in, so you can go to hey Jonas Podcast Canada. We have that just for you guys.

[Caller/Listener]

I love it.

[Joe Jonas]

Anything we talk about from this show will be on that page. Just.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay, sorry.

[Joe Jonas]

What's going on? So I want to know if you guys can all open up your Instagram

[Caller/Listener]

and what is on your algorithm.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, yes.

[Caller/Listener]

And what's on your for you page.

[Nick Jonas]

Wow, perfect. My algorithm is all.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's.

[Nick Jonas]

It's all Bollywood stuff.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's great.

[Joe Jonas]

Right now I'm watching somebody shake up McDonald's. Sponsored. And they're making a cocktail out of a sauce. My. They're making a chicken nugget. The Mc McNut. I can't say it. It's a martini that's made with chicken nuggets. That's what I just came up on that page.

[Kevin Jonas]

Pretty great.

[Joe Jonas]

I'm seeing on my discovery page a lot of AI videos.

[Kevin Jonas]

Mm.

[Joe Jonas]

It looks like Cap Zac Efron as Captain Planet, which is AI.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's cool.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, wow. That's really cool. I think they're trying to cast him. And then a lot of Pokemon cards, because I've been really into pulling cards right now. And a lot of ceramics. The lot of ceramics. Ceramic artists I'm obsessed with. I'm going to like that. So that way I get more ceramic cups.

[Nick Jonas]

Coming through.

[Kevin Jonas]

This is an exact replication of, like, my life right now. And this is coding with. With AI tools. Claude. And AI and golf and working out videos.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm getting a lot of these right now, and I'm. I'm really not sure why, but these are luxury, like minivan concepts in Asia.

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, dude. Because if Big Rob sends them to you, that's probably why I get a. I get a.

[Nick Jonas]

They're really nice.

[Kevin Jonas]

I want. I kind of want one.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm in my minivan era.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay. You said for your page and algorithm.

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[Nick Jonas]

Isn't that the same Thing.

[Kevin Jonas]

No, the for you page is TikTok, right? I don't have TikTok on my phone.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, well, it's also the little magnifying glass. It's a. Yeah, magnifying glass.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's what. Yeah, that's what. I'm on the clock.

[Joe Jonas]

I'm seeing Pokemon. I'm seeing a lot of. A lot of clothing, and it's a lot of stage. A lot of coffee. This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things I love your month you're being. And it's just different.

[Nick Jonas]

We were just talking about bed summit. Of course. I got a nice comforter situation on here.

[Kevin Jonas]

Also got some, like. Yeah, I love it.

[Joe Jonas]

Thank you, guys.

[Kevin Jonas]

Thank you so much.

[Joe Jonas]

Tara, Danielle's next. Hi, Danielle.

[Kevin Jonas]

Next up, Danielle.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, so I am a boy mom. I have two little boys at home.

[Kevin Jonas]

Awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

And so my question for you guys is, obviously you're very close to your mom. What did she do for you guys growing up? Like, what is one thing that stands out that she did for you guys that you love?

[Joe Jonas]

Love that. What are your boys names, if you don't mind?

[Caller/Listener]

Mateo and Milo.

[Joe Jonas]

Beautiful names.

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[Kevin Jonas]

Eminem.

[Caller/Listener]

Eminem.

[Joe Jonas]

Something our mom did for us that really stood out. I mean, there's so much. It's hard to really pick our mom. You know, she sacrificed so much of her time and life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up, and we owe them so much. I mean, thinking back when we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial works in New Jersey, we drive. For those that don't know, we would drive pretty much 20 to 30 minutes at least, without traffic into the city for auditions. And then one other boy would have to go to Broadway, but our dad was also a minister at the time, so he had a desk job. And our mom would drive us to these auditions, and she was pregnant with. Pregnant with our youngest brother Franklin, at the time. Until, like, she would stay in the city. And usually New York, being as it is, especially now, cold until May, it was literally like, it would be winter, and she would be finding little cafes where she can just stay warm until one of the boys was done in the shows and then drive us all back home at, like, midnight. It was just crazy. And they'd do it all over again. And there's matinee shows and things like that. And we had school, and then she was homeschooling us at one point, and she'd make meals for the entire family. And she had also projects that she did with the church, and she Was like, she ran the women's ministry there. So, I mean, it's hard to just say one thing, but I think, you know, she really taught us how to respect people and women and really looking up to her and how she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman. We love her. And she's an incredible grandma now. Totally. She got her. Finally, she got girls because she wanted. She wanted girls badly. And she got all four boys. Now she has five.

[Nick Jonas]

Five.

[Joe Jonas]

Five granddaughters so far. And I don't know, chill. I'm just saying. Well, Franklin's, you know.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, okay.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, Franklin's. I don't know. One day maybe. Anyway, so, yeah, our mom. It's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry.

[Kevin Jonas]

That was great.

[Joe Jonas]

It was great, right?

[Kevin Jonas]

So beautiful, actually, I'll say. My favorite. One of my favorite memories was in high school, I had to get up super early for school with her, and she was doing this with you guys at the time, like going to the city and I was still going to school, and we would. She would make me coffee for my bus ride to school.

[Joe Jonas]

So she's the reason you drink poop coffee?

[Kevin Jonas]

Actually, maybe.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

Actually, at the time, her.

[Joe Jonas]

Actually, I take everything I said back.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, it.

[Joe Jonas]

Just kidding.

[Kevin Jonas]

Really interesting. Hi, how are you?

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Hello.

[Joe Jonas]

Jackie on Zoom. Good.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you guys going on? Nice to meet you.

[Joe Jonas]

Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

So I'm from San Diego.

[Joe Jonas]

San Diego.

[Nick Jonas]

San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

San Diego, yes.

[Joe Jonas]

It's good to see you. What's going on?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows, so if you had to choose one that you could actually win, like the Traitors, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, which one would you guys do?

[Joe Jonas]

I just watched that movie. Of course, I'm blank. Rachel McAdams is in it.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, send help.

[Joe Jonas]

It's so good. And it's good. I liked it and she was a big fan. I'm not. I'm not gonna spoil anything. She's a big fan of Survivor. It's in the trailer. I like to. When I say, when I set up, hey, I'm not gonna spoil it. I just give you what I saw in the trailer.

[Nick Jonas]

It's because you're not gonna spoil it. Doesn't mean that I can't.

[Joe Jonas]

That's true.

[Kevin Jonas]

I've seen it. So I gotta watch this.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay.

[Nick Jonas]

So I'll tell you what happens.

[Joe Jonas]

It's so good. Basically, super fan of Survivor and she's

[Kevin Jonas]

stuck on this island.

[Joe Jonas]

Don't watch it on a plane, though. The seven of you don't watch in a plane. You just figure out why. Anyway, I saw the trailer. Oh, yeah, that's also in the trailer.

[Nick Jonas]

I. I have a thing.

[Joe Jonas]

I.

[Kevin Jonas]

Well, so you're saying that you think you could win Survivor? That was the question.

[Joe Jonas]

I think I do. All right. I don't know if I could win. I think I do pretty well.

[Kevin Jonas]

Cool.

[Joe Jonas]

I've learned a lot from watching that movie.

[Kevin Jonas]

I mean, I was scripted. Nothing to do with reality show enthusiast. Like a love game. I hosted one with my brother Franklin.

[Joe Jonas]

I think traders, you would do well in trade.

[Kevin Jonas]

I like the trailers concept. Traders concept. Watched a bunch of it. It was very, very fun. I could do traders.

[Joe Jonas]

You would win like a. Well, you had a. You haven't had a reality show.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah. Or have. No, no.

[Joe Jonas]

Married to Jonas.

[Kevin Jonas]

I live that now. I don't have the show, though. Right.

[Nick Jonas]

Should I live that now?

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

It's funny.

[Kevin Jonas]

Thank you.

[Joe Jonas]

Life imitating art.

[Nick Jonas]

Kevin and. And the other one.

[Kevin Jonas]

Claim to fame. Claim to fame, yeah. With Franklin, which was so, so fun. But to answer your question, what do I think I could. We could win. Was that. Was that your question? I'm just one.

[Joe Jonas]

Would you think you could win of the reality shows you can think of? Can it be any reality show? It has to be the three that you mentioned.

[Caller/Listener]

No. Any reality show?

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, man.

[Kevin Jonas]

Worst cooks in America.

[Nick Jonas]

I don't know if that's a show.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's a show. It's a reality show. It's a competition cake.

[Nick Jonas]

It's really a thing.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah. It's like the worst chefs.

[Joe Jonas]

I could do that.

[Nick Jonas]

You know which one? To that point, the one that I love is. It's like. They're like, oh, almost. What's that one called, Almost? They, like, make something that's terrible.

[Joe Jonas]

Huh. What is it called?

[Kevin Jonas]

Is it, like, food or. It's food.

[Nick Jonas]

They're making food, and it's awful, and

[Joe Jonas]

it's like, nailed it.

[Nick Jonas]

Is it nailed it.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, nailed it. Is the. The cake one. But desserts.

[Bowen Yang (Premier Protein Advertiser)]

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[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

With Nicole Byers.

[Nick Jonas]

That's gaslighting me. This is a real show.

[Kevin Jonas]

When you said food, honestly, I actually guessed me earlier.

[Joe Jonas]

Alien that I saw in the sky. He said it was a plane. And then I said, no, it's obviously not plane. He's like, actually, no, it's a helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so confidently saying? He's like, oh, maybe it's not.

[Nick Jonas]

And I'm like.

[Joe Jonas]

And then we walked in the studio, and he was like, joe saw an alien Earlier, I'm like, now. Now you confirm this?

[Kevin Jonas]

Well, once it didn't appear as a plane or a helicopter, then I started to believe.

[Joe Jonas]

Is it cake, though? I think I could. I could nail that. I would know.

[Kevin Jonas]

So you would be the contestant trying to pick. You're not making the cake.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, exactly. Next is Amy. Thank you so much.

[Nick Jonas]

Thanks, Jackie.

[Joe Jonas]

Thanks, Jackie.

[Kevin Jonas]

Thank you.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

So this is a topic that's come up in this episode already, and I feel like it comes up with you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to ask you. You gave a very heartfelt message about pooping your pants in eighth grade.

[Joe Jonas]

Correct.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

And that you really turned it into something beautiful.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

My question is, why did you poop your pants in eighth grade? Did you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom? Like, I'd love to know. What happened?

[Joe Jonas]

Well, my mom was there, actually. I. I didn't want. I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom because there was a lot of kids that would hang out in the bathrooms. And I was like, well, they're going to know. If people know that you poop. That's just a no fly zone in school.

[Kevin Jonas]

Everybody Poops was not a book we had growing up in our household.

[Joe Jonas]

We didn't get that one. Our library didn't have that. It was. So anyway, so then I went to the nurse's office and I said I had a tummy ache. I called my mom. I said, joseph. She calls me Joseph. Do you have to just poop? I was like, no.

[Kevin Jonas]

Such a Denise.

[Joe Jonas]

And she's like, if I come down there and I bring you home and you poop at home and you could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be thrilled about this.

[Nick Jonas]

So he's like, that was better for you.

[Joe Jonas]

No, I promise, Mom. I tried. I lied. I said, I tried, tried to poop, and I couldn't. I have a bad stomachache. It was your. Your crazy food you made. Just, you know, she knows. I finally. I finally told her mom that I don't like her. What's the thing she makes that you love?

[Nick Jonas]

Casserole.

[Joe Jonas]

I don't like her egg casserole. I finally admitted that to her. Best thing in the world.

[Nick Jonas]

I can't believe.

[Joe Jonas]

I think at 26 years old, I finally told my mom. I was like, I'm sorry, Mom. I gotta tell you this. I don't like this. It was a good. It was. It broke her heart. But you know what? We're stronger for it. So then back to the poop story. So then she comes Down. And then she. I have to go collect my schoolbooks. So now my stomach is like, it's go time. And I'm walking and I'm starting to feel like this might happen any. Any moment. And it's not. It's not gonna be solid. And so my mom bumps me up.

[Kevin Jonas]

So you kind of did have a stomachache.

[Joe Jonas]

Technically, that wasn't a lie. There was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention they were cool kids.

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, you can't poop in front of the cool kids.

[Joe Jonas]

Where do you think cool kids hang out in the bathroom smoking cigs? You know, 13 year olds do. Dude, they were smoking candy cigarettes for sure. So anyway, so then. And then my mom bumps. Our mother bumps into the principal. And of course, as our mother is so kind, stops to have a 30 minute conversation with this lady. And I let it run down my. I just can't hold it. It starts running down my leg. And I can see the principal and my mom start, like smelling a little bit. They're like, oh. So they're like. I think they were even like, oh, was that me? So they're like, okay, well, have a good day, blah, blah. And we start walking away and I just. I go on to decorate the halls of this school with me. And it's like, it's just dripping down my leg. And then we get to the car and I sit in it and I'm crying now and our mom is like, did you just. And she's like, I knew it. And she. She made me go back and clean it off the floor. Off the floor. Wow. She made me go clean it. Cause I left because, remember I was standing next to my mom while she was speaking to the principal. I had to go collect it and then I went home and she was. Luckily, I think she cooled off from being angry. Was like. I think was like, I don't want you to have to face the embarrassment of going back into school. Like, also, I. I didn't have an extra. Obviously I didn't have. No, no, she was just pissed I didn't have an extra pair of drawers, you know, so then I had to go back and. Oh, my God. Yeah, well, I still, I still won because I got to go home for the day, but she was mad at me. Yeah. So that's my pooping and eighth grade story. Next is Maddie on zoom. Hey, Maddie. What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

How are you guys?

[Joe Jonas]

What's going on?

[Caller/Listener]

Great little story.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, you heard that? Great.

[Kevin Jonas]

You were doing a Podcast. A lot of people will hear that story.

[Joe Jonas]

Well.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it's great to meet you guys. So for. My question is, I'm getting married.

[Kevin Jonas]

Congratulations.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you. So we're currently in the process of planning our wedding. All the things. So I want to know from you guys, what's a wedding day? Must have or maybe something we should avoid if you have any regrets.

[Kevin Jonas]

Wow.

[Joe Jonas]

Gentlemen, things you must have.

[Nick Jonas]

It's hard to. It's hard to pick one thing.

[Joe Jonas]

Electrolytes. Do you drink?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, yes, I do.

[Nick Jonas]

Okay, then.

[Joe Jonas]

Electrolytes are very good. Handy thing. The. The big win is are you having like a. Like a. Like a reception where everybody says, you see everybody before the wedding the days before or day before.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

Rehearsal dinner.

[Joe Jonas]

That's the time you say hi to everyone.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Joe Jonas]

Because your wedding's for you.

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

You and your partner. And you want to be able to enjoy that or it becomes literally just a meet and greet.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

Let me tell you something.

[Kevin Jonas]

We know about Meet Greece.

[Nick Jonas]

I got a. I got a hot take. Oh, it's. It's piping. But I got to say is okay. And it should be okay to encourage your. Your. Your friends and your family that are going to speak to write some things down before they speak.

[Joe Jonas]

It's a good one.

[Nick Jonas]

They go off the cuff and things get weird. People say.

[Joe Jonas]

And if they want to run it past you first, that's fine.

[Kevin Jonas]

That's also nice.

[Nick Jonas]

I don't just think it's.

[Caller/Listener]

It's.

[Nick Jonas]

It's so taboo. Like, everyone. You should be able to do whatever they want their moment to speak about you. And. But it's okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak. And maybe if you just want to write a few things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I think that should be okay. Some people are going to disagree, and that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion, as am

[Joe Jonas]

I. I love that. That's great. That's a good one.

[Caller/Listener]

I like that. Kevin, that's amazing.

[Kevin Jonas]

Wedding day must have.

[Joe Jonas]

Kevin, you have an ice luge at your wedding. Would you suggest that?

[Kevin Jonas]

I would. It was very fun.

[Joe Jonas]

We had birthday cake shots for the wedding.

[Kevin Jonas]

Cake shots. Joe, it's a wedding.

[Nick Jonas]

Joey Fatone over there just ripping shots.

[Kevin Jonas]

He was sweating.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay. Sorry I interrupted you.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's okay. You know, I would say keep your. Keep your doors, like, locked in the morning of your wedding. Morning.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, okay.

[Joe Jonas]

I forgot about that. Oh, yeah, this is.

[Kevin Jonas]

I got woken up by our. Our Late Grandfather Papa at 4. No, 3:34am in the morning to waking me up in my room.

[Nick Jonas]

No, you're now shared room.

[Kevin Jonas]

My now. No, no. This was the night. The day of the wedding. Day of the wedding. So I was like finally asleep after we were hanging out the night before, like just finally getting some rest and wake you up.

[Joe Jonas]

I forget why.

[Kevin Jonas]

My grandparents gave me and Danielle a like a sexy time gift, which is insane.

[Joe Jonas]

That grandfather came in at 4 in the morning.

[Kevin Jonas]

I'm pretty sure they're like, did you give us. No, they gave it to me us the night before. And we're like, great. Like, put it away. Huh.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, I'm just confused.

[Joe Jonas]

Why? What was he doing at 4 in the morning?

[Kevin Jonas]

I gotta tell the story.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, sorry. I'm just stressing out.

[Kevin Jonas]

He gave me this gift with our grandmother.

[Nick Jonas]

You were asleep though, the night. The morning of your wedding, the night before.

[Joe Jonas]

The only one that had questions.

[Kevin Jonas]

It was. Yes, it was 3:30 in the morning.

[Nick Jonas]

I was up.

[Joe Jonas]

Well, you didn't.

[Kevin Jonas]

We didn't sleep at your wedding.

[Nick Jonas]

I know what I'm saying. I was so, like, you know, excited.

[Kevin Jonas]

I had just fallen asleep. Is realistic.

[Joe Jonas]

Taking a cat nap.

[Kevin Jonas]

I was like in and out, right?

[Joe Jonas]

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[Kevin Jonas]

He cut to I'm getting woken up by papa, Our Jerry Miller. And he just wanted to see me and your grandmother were talking, just making sure I do remember this now. Did you like our gift that we gave you?

[Joe Jonas]

He felt like I'm so like, he was. He felt bad about it because they had a big fight because it was like, we shouldn't give him this inappropriate gift. Right.

[Kevin Jonas]

I think I did. Me and Danielle didn't quite respond in front of a group of people, I think. And I think they took it the wrong way. I don't know exactly. I think maybe they probably spun out. Spun out and somehow got a key to my room, got into my room, woke me up. But you know what?

[Joe Jonas]

God bless.

[Kevin Jonas]

I am so happy that he did because I'll have that memory of my grandfather on my wedding day. I did not go back to bed. So keep your doors locked.

[Joe Jonas]

Lock your doors.

[Caller/Listener]

I like that. That is something I never would have thought of. So thank you.

[Kevin Jonas]

Congratulations.

[Joe Jonas]

The best of luck. Good luck.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Joe Jonas]

Next we have Easton. Hey, guys. Hey, Easton. First time listener, first time caller. Happy to be here. Hey, Joe. Good to have you. I know you're online a lot. I just want to know, be honest with me, please. Yep. What you do. Have you ever watch those Thirst edits of yourself. I make them all right. You and me both. Consumption. Is that a Mickey Mouse watch?

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

That is wild. I just told the story about our. Wow, she's in the room. Our grandfather used to wear that exact watch. Wow, that's really. It's a good watch, eh? That's. Yeah, it is a really cool watch. But that's wild and that's beautiful. Thank you. I do not make them, but I they come on my feed because I I like to support fan content so I see them and sometimes I like to interact with them. Well, thank you so much.

[Kevin Jonas]

Thank you.

[Joe Jonas]

Appreciate it.

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[Joe Jonas]

Lauren.

[Kevin Jonas]

Hi, Lauren.

[Joe Jonas]

Hi, Lauren.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, guys.

[Joe Jonas]

How's it going? Good. How are you today?

[Caller/Listener]

Good. Thanks for having me.

[Nick Jonas]

This is.

[Kevin Jonas]

Hey, Jonas.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Jonas.

[Joe Jonas]

Hey, Jonas. Yeah, Everybody should say that when they call. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

[Caller/Listener]

Everyone should say that. Hey, Jonas.

[Joe Jonas]

Hey, Jonas.

[Nick Jonas]

We say, hey, you.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. My question is good news for Nick. I'm wondering if you have a random hill that you're willing to die on. For example, Mine is the dryer sheets. Don't need them. They're a myth.

[Joe Jonas]

That's good for me.

[Caller/Listener]

I think they shouldn't exist.

[Kevin Jonas]

They do work, though.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't think they do.

[Kevin Jonas]

I think they do.

[Joe Jonas]

What are they made for?

[Kevin Jonas]

They're made to take down the static electricity inside your dryer so you don't actually pull your clothes together.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay, I made that up.

[Kevin Jonas]

Am I right? Is this sponsored?

[Nick Jonas]

I wasn't even listening to you.

[Kevin Jonas]

Come on down.

[Nick Jonas]

Thinking about my.

[Joe Jonas]

Hey, Siri, what are dryer seats made for?

[Caller/Listener]

We're giving you time to think.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep your back, thighs and legs.

[Joe Jonas]

Sorry, guys, it's a different channel. Hey, Siri, what are dryer sheets made for? Dryer sheets. She wasn't speak. Dryer sheets are made of non woven. Oh, they're. What are they made of? Okay, fuck this. All right, go ahead.

[Nick Jonas]

I think that people should be more aware of their space in an elevator.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Agree.

[Nick Jonas]

And, you know, during the pandemic we had the separation, everyone was, if I get an elevator and someone's for no reason gets right up near me, it pisses me the fuck off in a way I can't even describe. It happened yesterday.

[Joe Jonas]

I was.

[Nick Jonas]

I was in a hotel and there's a bunch of people there for FIFA, Big FIFA conference. And one thing that was interesting was all these guys had the same uniform. It was a blue. Dark blue suit, white shirt, and some sort of, like, cool sneaker.

[Joe Jonas]

Sounds like a soccer.

[Nick Jonas]

That was the first thing that kind of, like, got me feeling a little bit like Larry David. A little pissed off. Okay. Just like, why are you all wearing the same thing?

[Joe Jonas]

Maybe they're at their.

[Nick Jonas]

It literally was like a uniform.

[Joe Jonas]

Maybe they play in a football team

[Kevin Jonas]

kind of like walking down like.

[Nick Jonas]

No, they're.

[Joe Jonas]

They're just the executive Seaport executives.

[Nick Jonas]

Executives.

[Joe Jonas]

Like a sneaker.

[Nick Jonas]

Sneaker.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, like an.

[Nick Jonas]

A white cool sneaker. So anyway, I get in the elevator and I've got, you know, my. My suitcase and my other bag, and three people get in, but they all decide to stand like. Like, too close to me. And I was like, we have room.

[Kevin Jonas]

Spatial awareness.

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah.

[Kevin Jonas]

Did you say anything, or do you

[Joe Jonas]

use your body to, like. I did know. You were aware.

[Nick Jonas]

And you both know this when I. Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

Did they pay you any mind or. They were in their business combos.

[Nick Jonas]

They were in deep in business combos.

[Joe Jonas]

That's. How many floors do you have to.

[Nick Jonas]

Eleven floors.

[Joe Jonas]

Yikes. And then I had to say, hey, excuse me to get out.

[Nick Jonas]

Excuse me to get out. It was locking the door even when it opened. When it opened.

[Kevin Jonas]

You know, man, like, that's, like, common. That's a pretty good check.

[Joe Jonas]

If there's a positive hill to die on, I think most people would agree with that. I don't think it's technically one that I think you probably have a couple a lot of people would disagree with. Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, what.

[Joe Jonas]

Like what?

[Kevin Jonas]

While you're thinking on that, I think it's true, but I could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk to a stranger in an elevator in New York.

[Joe Jonas]

There's.

[Nick Jonas]

There's some, like, it's a law like that.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's a weird law.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Kevin Jonas]

Yeah, I think that's the thing. You could look it up. It could be wrong at the wrong state. But, like, there's a law where you're not allowed to talk to stranger in an elevator.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, I got. I got one. I held a diet. Every restaurant should serve breakfast all day.

[Kevin Jonas]

A hundred percent.

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[Kevin Jonas]

Especially in a hotel.

[Nick Jonas]

They go, oh, yeah, we're stuff. We stopped serving at 11, like, at a hotel.

[Kevin Jonas]

I'm sorry. I just woke up.

[Nick Jonas]

And you should be able to drink at an airport at any time.

[Kevin Jonas]

You can do that.

[Joe Jonas]

Amen.

[Nick Jonas]

Because you don't know where the. And you can't judge anybody. As I'm saying, if you see, you

[Kevin Jonas]

don't know where I'm from. Having it.

[Nick Jonas]

You don't know where they came from. These are my hills to die.

[Joe Jonas]

I would also say, if you can. Here's what I think. This should be passed. Yeah.

[Nick Jonas]

What?

[Joe Jonas]

When Kevin becomes New Jersey governor and then you eventually become the president, this

[Nick Jonas]

is what we should do.

[Kevin Jonas]

Nope.

[Joe Jonas]

We should get it passed that if you can recite the entire flight safety briefing, you never have to hear one ever again. You should do like a re up. Like, it's your driver's license. It does expire.

[Kevin Jonas]

Like you have a certification. You're like, I'm certified.

[Joe Jonas]

If you show it, you're like, all right, good. Go back to watching your show. All right, so reminder, guys. If you want to talk to us or you have questions or concerns or comments or things to get off your chest, that's right at hey Jonas Podcast on Instagram and TikTok and call us at 1-84-HEY-MONAS, 1-844-39-5-6627.

[Kevin Jonas]

Or you can email us, which is something you can do at hey jonasheartradio.com

[Joe Jonas]

Right out of the three, Kevin's personal cell is.

[Nick Jonas]

You know, when someone sends me an email instead of text, it kind of stressed me out, you know, like a person and you have in your inner circle.

[Kevin Jonas]

Oh, you know, from someone instead of a text, it feels more like, oh, there's a problem.

[Joe Jonas]

And then they write in the email, if it's easier to contact you, you can just text me. And then they give you the number to give you the. The anxiety push of like, how about this? You haven't responded in 24 fucking hours.

[Nick Jonas]

The bottom of the email says, send from my iPhone. It's like, I. I know you have another.

[Joe Jonas]

They just do that. It's in the.

[Kevin Jonas]

Just do that now. Guys, beyond all of that, someone leaving a voicemail.

[Nick Jonas]

Oh, I got them from dad.

[Kevin Jonas]

I got like, I get a dad one. And it's just.

[Joe Jonas]

Oh, man, Kevin, I feel I have to Give me a call back.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's like, oh, God, who died?

[Joe Jonas]

Yeah, he just called me, actually, I have to call him back. Not right now, but, like, he just. It's. He's got the key always. He says bye bye. At the end of. Let's see if he says bye bye. It's so cute. Ready.

[Kevin Jonas]

If you can give me a phone call. Hope you're doing well.

[Nick Jonas]

Love you so much.

[Kevin Jonas]

Talk to you in a bit.

[Nick Jonas]

Bye bye.

[Joe Jonas]

Bye bye. I didn't even know that, but tell

[Kevin Jonas]

me that does not sound like someone passed away.

[Jacob Goldstein (Odoo Advertiser)]

Yep.

[Nick Jonas]

Yeah. Every time. Oh, God.

[Kevin Jonas]

Okay, bye.

[Heather (Producer/Caller)]

Bye.

[Joe Jonas]

Bye bye. Okay, love you.

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