Transcript
Person struggling with budgeting (0:00)
Okay, it's kind of embarrassing how bad I am at budgeting.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:02)
Let me see your charges.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:04)
Ugh. Fine.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:04)
You spent over $600 on takeout last month.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:07)
I can't cook. You know this.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:09)
Yes, I have had your disgusting food, but you're literally paying for a meal subscription on top of that.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:14)
Whoa, wait, wait, wait. That. That can't be right.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:17)
Look, just get Rocket Money. It shows you all of your expenses in one place and even tracks your subscriptions. And if there's a subscription you don't want, which for you, there are a lot you don't need, you can just cancel right in the app with a few taps.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:30)
So you mean I don't call anyone to cancel? Nope.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:33)
No hold times or anything. And they'll even try to get you a refund on some of the months of wasted money, which is a lot of money for you.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:41)
Okay. Okay.
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:42)
And if you thought I was done, I'm not. The app can also help you make a budget that works for your income. Anytime you get close to your spending limits, it alerts you, so you know exactly where your money is going at all times.
Person struggling with budgeting (0:52)
All right, Emin, what do I have to do?
Emin (financial advisor or friend) (0:54)
Go to RocketMoney.com, cancel or download the app from the Apple or Google Play stores.
Lindsey Graham (podcast host/narrator) (1:09)
It's 1363. Somewhere in Khorasan, a territory in what is now southwest Afghanistan. Timur, a 27 year old warrior, crouches behind a boulder. He glances to his side, making sure that the two men with him are also out of sight. They're about to launch a surprise attack. But Timur's intended targets today aren't other soldiers. They're sheep. A hundred yards away, a flock grazes on the short stubble grass. Sheep rustling isn't how Timur wants to make ends meet. He can trace his ancestry back to the founder of the Mongol Empire, Genghis Khan. But Genghis died more than a century ago, and his realm fragmented after his death. It's now controlled by dozens of warlords. And distant relatives of the Khan, like Timorous must survive in any way they can. Keeping his eyes on the sheep, Timor gives his men a pre range signal. The three rise in a low crouch and make their way toward the unsuspecting animals. But Timor's only covered half the distance. When there's a shout from behind him and the startled sheep bolt. Timor whiffs his head around to see who made the noise. It's a shepherd running toward them, waving his hands. Timor angrily pulls his sword from his belt, determined to punish the shepherd for disturbing his hunt. But before he can take more than a few steps, the shepherd drops to one knee and frees a bow from around his shoulders. With a practiced hand, he quickly notches and releases an arrow. It shoots past Timor's head, and only seconds later, another thumps into the ground near his feet. The shepherd is obviously a skilled archer, so Timor signals his companions to retreat. But as he turns his back, Timur feels an excruciating pain in his hand. An arrow has hit him. Timur grits his teeth and starts to run, but another arrow buries itself in the flesh by his hip. Timur sinks to one knee, breathing hard. Pain is excruciating, but he's determined not to lose his life to a lowly shepherd. He forces himself up and hobbles away as quickly as he can, blood coursing down his leg and his face burning with humiliation. This encounter with the bow wheeling shepherd will leave Timor with a lifelong limp that will see him become known as Timur the Lame or Tamerlane to some. But Timor will overcome this setback, and his encounter with a shepherd will be one of the last times he's ever defeated by a foe. Over the next four decades, Timur will rise to become a powerful warlord. City after city will fall to his armies, but none of his conquests will be more famous or more bloody than his sack of Delhi on December 17, 1398. A quick word before we get to the rest of the episode. The first show of my live tour will be in Dallas, Texas, on March 6 at the Granada Theater. We'll be exploring the days that made America through storytelling and music. And they aren't the days you might think. Sure, everyone knows July 4, 1776, but there are many other days that are maybe even more influential.
