01-06-25 - FULL SHOW - MONDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
Episode: January 6, 2025
Host/Authors: John Holmberg, Brett Vesely, Brady Bogan, Dick Toledo
Produced by: 98KUPD | Hubbard Radio

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1. Introduction and Comedy Event Highlights

The show kicks off with John Holmberg and Brett Vesely sharing upcoming comedy events in the Phoenix Valley. They highlight performances at Tempe Improv featuring Paul Versey and Beth Stelling, Desert Ridge Improv with Sarah Weinschenk and Joe DeRosa, and downtown's Stand Up Live showcasing Lil Rel across multiple days. They encourage listeners to purchase tickets through the respective venue websites.

2. College Football Controversy: Arizona State University (ASU) Discussion

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to a heated discussion about Arizona State University's (ASU) recent performance in college football. The hosts express frustration over perceived biases in national rankings and referee decisions.

• Brett Vesely criticizes the national perception:

  "[04:24] *'If Texas has that same play happen to them where the guy gets hit smack in the face by the crown of the helmet of an ASU player that they get the call every time... ASU played just perfectly.'"

• Brady Bogan adds skepticism about referee impartiality:

  "[04:28] 'The refs helped them...'"

The hosts argue that ASU deserves more recognition and spotlight, insinuating that established teams like Texas receive undue favoritism. They draw parallels between college football and scripted entertainment like WWE, suggesting that outcomes are predetermined for better television ratings.

• Brett Vesely on rankings:

  "[07:12] 'They just decide and it's... This group is terrible. It's just terrible.'"

They also discuss Kenny Dillingham's role in ASU's rise, acknowledging his impact despite initial skepticism.

3. Lifestyle and Personal Anecdotes

Brett Vesely shares personal experiences about battling illness over the holidays, detailing symptoms like severe coughing and earwax issues. He announces a significant lifestyle change for 2025:

"[15:56] 'I'm not doing any more of this. I'm pulling the same schedule and just doing the show and then going home to sleep.'"

The conversation shifts to changing sleep habits, with Brady Bogan supporting Brett's decision:

"[16:58] 'It's the opposite of it.'"

4. Language and Terminology: The "No Bro" Movement

The hosts initiate a segment on eliminating the overuse of the term "bro," deeming it condescending and annoying. They brainstorm alternatives like "Chief" and "My Guy," emphasizing the need for more respectful and personalized forms of address.

• Brett Vesely on "no bro":

  "[30:27] 'Majoring humanity rolls their eyes at you when you say it.'"

5. Media and Entertainment Commentary

The hosts discuss recent films and documentaries, including the Curious Case of Natalia Grace series and comment on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s finalized divorce. They critique Hollywood’s approach to award shows, praising a more humble and less politicized Golden Globes ceremony compared to previous years.

• Brett Vesely on award shows:

  "[139:15] 'They were hungry for drama, but last night was different. They were humble and genuinely appreciative.'"

6. Technology and Future Predictions

A segment delves into AI advancements and their societal impacts, particularly focusing on sex robots potentially replacing traditional relationships and pornography. The discussion highlights ethical considerations and the trajectory of technological integration into daily life.

• Brett Vesely on sex robots:

  "[85:00] 'It's the natural progression. We're just missing teaching them to clean, not just focus on sex.'"

7. Financial Struggles and Support Systems

Dick Toledo shares a narrative about his son, Alex, facing financial difficulties managing rent with the help of the Flex app. He underscores the importance of stable income and responsible financial management, advising against reliance on gig economy jobs like Grubhub for long-term financial stability.

• Dick Toledo on financial aid:

  "[143:37] 'If you don’t have the money loaded into your account, you’re SOL.'"

8. Community Safety and Self-Defense

The hosts discuss community safety concerns related to large gatherings at events like Suns games, identifying them as "soft targets." They promote React Defense’s self-defense training as a means to avoid becoming vulnerable targets.

• Brett Vesely on self-defense:

  "[175:00] 'Don't make yourself a soft target. React Defense teaches you to avoid being vulnerable.'"

9. Listener Stories and Advice

Personal stories from listeners are addressed, including instances of inappropriate behavior and relationship dilemmas. The hosts provide humorous yet candid advice on handling such situations, reinforcing the show's theme of entertaining and engaging listeners.

• Brett Vesely on unsolicited guests:

  "[170:39] 'If you're going to invite someone like a homeless stranger, you’re setting yourself up for trouble.'"

10. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the show nears its end, the hosts recap the day's discussions, express gratitude towards sponsors like Mo Money Pawn, and preview upcoming segments, including plans for their Holmberg Bound event. They encourage listeners to stay tuned for future episodes and participate in community events.

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Notable Quotes

• Brett Vesely [04:24]:
  "If Texas has that same play happen to them where the guy gets hit smack in the face by the crown of the helmet of an ASU player that they get the call every time... ASU played just perfectly."

• Brady Bogan [07:12]:
  "They just decide and it's... This group is terrible. It's just terrible."

• Brett Vesely [15:56]:
  "I'm not doing any more of this. I'm pulling the same schedule and just doing the show and then going home to sleep."

• Brett Vesely [30:27]:
  "Majority of humanity rolls their eyes at you when you say it."

• Brett Vesely [85:00]:
  "It's the natural progression. We're just missing teaching them to clean, not just focus on sex."

• Dick Toledo [143:37]:
  "If you don’t have the money loaded into your account, you’re SOL."

• Brett Vesely [170:39]:
  "If you're going to invite someone like a homeless stranger, you’re setting yourself up for trouble."

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Conclusion

This episode of Holmberg's Morning Sickness offers a blend of sports commentary, personal anecdotes, societal observations, and light-hearted banter. The hosts engage deeply with topics ranging from college football biases to personal lifestyle changes, all while maintaining an entertaining and relatable dialogue. Listeners are encouraged to reflect on the discussed issues, participate in upcoming events, and stay connected through the show's interactive segments.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

All right, HMS Podcast, time again to let you know where to go for some great comedy in the Valley this week.

[Brett Vesely]

Get out to the Tempe Improv on.

[John Holmberg]

The east side to see Paul Versey on Thursday and Beth Stelling Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

[Brett Vesely]

The Desert Ridge Improv up North features.

[John Holmberg]

Sarah Weinschenk this Thursday and Joe DeRosa.

[Brett Vesely]

On Friday and Saturday. And downtown at Stand Up Live, check out the very funny Lil Rel performing Friday, Saturday and Sunday for the complete lineups.

[John Holmberg]

And for tickets, go to standuplive.com desertridgeimprov.com.

[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's Larry McFeely here with Wayne.

[Brett Vesely]

From Amco and Wayne. Now that it's getting warmer, I turned on the AC in my car and the air's blowing. Kind of cool, but it really smells like a basement. What can I do about that, Larry? Your car's AC system should be checked and serviced every year. Plus, replacing the cabin air filter helps the air blow strong and takes away any nasty smell. Nice.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that a big deal to get done?

[Brett Vesely]

Not at all. It takes about an hour and in most cases we can do it while you wait. That's awesome. I'll say. We're Amco. Google Amco for your nearest location. That's Amco. Double A, mco, Trans missions and a whole lot more.

[Larry McFeely]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Vesely]

He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Not over yet. Happy New Year, everybody. Good morning. Yay. It's 5:45. It's January 6th. It's the good January 6th. Happy anniversary to those shaman and everybody else as well who are waking up this morning thinking that they remember in the good old days of January 6th. It's back. And welcome back, everyone. Hope you had a lovely break.

[Brady Bogan]

It's also Little Christmas.

[Brett Vesely]

What's that mean?

[Brady Bogan]

It's the 12th day after. Oh, the December 25th, basically. So the Amish celebrated and it goes back to the.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not listening, Gregory and Calendar. Okay, well, we're not talking about the Amish, are we? They're not. So they go, hey, they brought us up. And we're not supposed to be listening to this.

[John Holmberg]

Go and watch Witness.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyone in Ireland?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Witnesses on a Little Christmas list. That's the Little Christmas. Yes, they're allowed to watch Witness on their tv. Do they even have one? Anyway, hi, my name's John. There's Brady, there's Brett, and Big Dick Toledo's around here somewhere. Ready to go for 2025 and beyond once again. And all I care to talk to you guys about over the last 14 plus days that we were gone is the Arizona State Sun Devils. And the absolute. Well, say it. I'll be the first to say it in 2025. The absolute ass they received on national television right there in front of everybody. And if you still like college football after that, you're a whore idiot. Because what they did was prove to you that it'll never be any teams that they don't want in their championships, in their finals and anything else. If the roles. If you watch that game with it. Did you watch the thing with Arizona State? It was atrocious. It was absolutely atrocious. If Texas has that same play happen to them where the guy gets hit smack in the face by the crown of the helmet of an ASU player that they get the call every time, they did not know that game was going to be close. They didn't want it to be close. And when it was close, the Sun Devils got just raped on tv. And they're like, oh, well, Texas is a heritage School put them right through and it was a joke. Asu, they earned a lot of more.

[Brady Bogan]

So the refs helped them on the 4th and 12 play to.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it wasn't a zero blitz. There wouldn't. Doesn't mean. I know you're a fan of crap football. It doesn't mean that all calls were perfect and ASU played a perfect game.

[Brady Bogan]

That was a horrible.

[Brett Vesely]

That next thing you're talking about would not have happened. It's just not a thing that you sit back and say. It wouldn't have gone to overtime. More than likely they'd had a field goal after the 15 yard penalty and it would have won the game in regulation.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

So you're talking about an overtime play later when. Yeah, maybe the 4th and 12 call that they do a zero blitz and it was dumb. Wouldn't have occurred. But maybe also, you know, you don't. You're not in your right mind anymore because you're like we're getting screwed. They're taking the game from us. They literally on television just announced what they do every year. The reason I hate college football is here's the seven or eight teams we love in September that it's their job to lose. We're going to put Alabama with three losses ahead of ASU all year long in their rankings all year long. A team that ended up getting bounced out of the Mayonnaise bowl by Michigan, a 6 and 6 crap team and bounced out of that. And they've been ranked higher than Arizona State who never got higher than 14th because they started at 123rd. Because there's a group of people that constantly want the same exact thing for college football every single year. And they act like this playoff is something more, you know, know fair and everything else. All it is is a bigger money machine. The last thing they wanted was tiny little Arizona State in the Final Four to get trounced, which would have happened by Ohio State this weekend. They'd get. Or whenever it is they get killed by Ohio State. They're just not in that echelon yet. Although they should have been killed by Texas. Yeah, they would have. You're saying it because you don't want to admit that that's true with Ohio State would kill Arizona State. They're just their 20 million dollar roster. There's no frost. Yeah. There's no reason for Arizona State to even be on a field with them. The way it's worked, it just isn't. But good news for Arizona State fans is that this thing you walk away with some Notoriety. Kenny Dillinghan, who I had no faith in when they hired him. I'm like, Jesus, they don't want to just hire some, you know, they hired a fan and it's worked out like this guy has brought national attention to them and I think they got a lot of eyes open. But man, watching football at that point you're just like, well, this is all whatever they want it to be. It'll be started with the field goal bounce. Yeah, and that's the other thing. That's kind of a weird one. They kicked a field goal that actually bounced off the through the uprights. And you know, they said it was no good because it hit the ground, but the technical rule is that's a live ball the whole way through and if it took a wicked hop and went through the uprights, it's still good. And they just waved it off. And nobody knew until like three days later when some idiot kids on the Internet were like, you know, that ball went through. That's still a. Anyway, and that one, I can. Nobody knew that rule. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

They're just watching it hit the ground.

[Brett Vesely]

The targeting play that happened. Horrible, horrible. If you're going to have a call, that is a dude and the dude's off the ground, his face is in the other guy. So the Arizona State had a guy get kicked out of half of the game that they played against Texas because he did that against Iowa State four weeks ago. And they're like, you can't play the first half of the game. You got kicked out of the last one for what was less than what is terrible. So Arizona State, and here's a guy, me, don't care at all about Arizona State football. I'm not sitting there as a super fan going, golly, I would. I did not care if they lost that game. It would have been nice. That's about it. I didn't care. I'm not going to pretend to have followed Arizona State football. They're fun to watch. I got my eyes on them. I'm not going to sit back and wear the maroon and gold and wave a flag or anything. But as an innocent, non committed bystander, I just watched and said, well, that's why college football sucks right there. That's the very reason this corrupt pile of crap has never fixed itself for ages and will continue to giggle and smoke cigars while the same six teams constantly churn out the same games annually.

[John Holmberg]

Does these rankings and they just basically pull out of their ass as they go.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, yes.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, I don't you know, you said they were based upon the 23rd and only made it to 14.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. They couldn't get a panel that gets together. So they just decide and it's. You know what.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they do.

[Brett Vesely]

You ever watch the south park where they have the Genius Bar at Best Buy?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And they just sit around this orb that nobody knows and then answers come to them. That's essentially what the college football group. It's terrible. It's just terrible. And they. The last thing they could think of at that moment was Arizona State moving on. They were doing anything they could to keep that from happening. And you go back and review that play, the guy might help, you know, might get help.

[Brady Bogan]

Let Fanduel rank the teams beforehand.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

They seem like they got the.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, just, you know. Well, Fanduel couldn't have missed that one. I mean, Vegas couldn't have missed the ASU game more. They were 14 point underdogs. So that's the only win in that thing. But yeah, that was the most frustrating part of the entire situation for Christmas break was Arizona State actually won that game.

[Brady Bogan]

It'll be interesting to see if they change anything. There's. Because the way right now you win your.

[Brett Vesely]

Who would Give me a reason why they would change anything. Give me a reason for money, which is all this is about. Give me a reason why they change anything that just happened.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know the alignment in the brackets.

[Brett Vesely]

Nope. They just went wipe the sweat off their brow.

[Brady Bogan]

They won't.

[Brett Vesely]

You're acting like a fan that actually thinks they care. What they cared about was getting the next group of teams in that actually get you good television ratings that are. That are well traveled teams that have been in this mix for years. They've built this. They've baked this pie for years.

[Brady Bogan]

Not the 4600 that came out to watch the Bahamas Bowl.

[Brett Vesely]

They don't want. They don't care about the attendance either, by the way. They care about the sponsorships. On top of the sponsorships, the Bahama bowl has a sponsor and then it's in the Capital One bowl series. It's all about. They don't care about the attendance of any of these games. But what they care about is not getting ingredients to their pie that they didn't expect. Arizona State was a bunch of salt and an apple pie that they baked a long time ago. And Texas is supposed to be in that pie. And they're like, it makes them look stupid if Texas gets bounced out. They had Texas as a preseason favorite. They kept Texas in There the whole year as a team that was supposed to be there, it makes them look bad. If Texas loses to Arizona State, you get rid of Arizona State first chance you get. If you got an opportunity to bounce them out, you do it. They're getting too close. Let's scratch that itch. It was terrible. And anybody who says it wasn't rigged or fixed did not watch the end of that game at all. Period. End of story. It's just fact of the matter. You can't watch that. Even a Texas fan that I know, and I didn't even know I had a friend who was a Texas fan. He's like, robbery. Don't even want to watch the next game. He goes, our team has no business in there. Well, that was a loss. And I'm like, whoa. And then you still have to say, yes. You would have had to hit that kick. But that's been on my mind since I went over to Kevin Ray's house to watch that. Guess who I brought with me. Lovett. That was a strange day, let me tell you that. Lovitz wanted to do something day after New Year's. Let's go down like I'm going to Kevin. Kevin Ray asked me to go to his house. I was supposed to, and Hopkins did, too, but Kevin asked me first. So I went over to Kevin Ray's house and I brought Lovitz and his dog. And Dale Hellestray was there. And it was weird. It was a fever dream of strange. It was like a Fellini movie with a football game in the background. There's a dog dressed in a sailor suit. I'm not kidding. That's what Lovitz dressed up. His dog Jerry in a sailor suit. Dale Hellistray, Frankendale, Kevin Ray, Sons broadcaster Chris Harris, and then their buddy, whose name I forgot just now, and me. And we all watched in the kitchen, which was even stranger. Yeah, because it was just all sat in the kitchen table. There's a big TV in the other room. We watched in the kitchen. It was very strange. It was nice, though. But, yeah, nobody walked out of there and said, well, nice try. Everybody walked out of the website. So for the last seven days, it's been just an egregious nightmare. And I was the one saying, well, if you like college football, you support this kind of crap. This is all about all it's ever been about a The slave trade. For years, college football was all about the slave trade. They auditioned slaves for the big annual slave draft that happens every April in the NFL. And they did Free labor for four years so guys could get big and fat off of that. And they did it for dirt, saying it was for an education. But all these guys were leaving in two years and they're like, where's the education? Oh, they got a free. Okay. You use free labor and you sold shirts. Now they're not doing that. Now they're actually having to pay them in weird ways. And if they're going to do that, if they're going to start paying these students and Ohio State has a $20 million payroll, do you think that they're going to get bounced out by Arizona State? Not happening. Some team that comes in and throws a wrench into the entire system, like, no, no, no. It's supposed to be these four teams. We told you that back in September. We've been telling you all year long who's going to be there. We don't need this crap. Get him out of here.

[John Holmberg]

So it's like WWE almost. It's already scripted.

[Brett Vesely]

WWE admits it. So college football is 10 times worse because they're pretending and they always have the reason. I've hate them. Oh, that's true. And the love of the game, sports.

[Brady Bogan]

What the main teams that are always in there, it's always the 20%.

[Brett Vesely]

They're not fixing it. They like in the professional ranks, it.

[Brady Bogan]

Always seems like the big markets are the ones that are.

[Brett Vesely]

But the NFL is. Other than Kansas City, the NFL is a behemoth. It's not big markets. It's Baltimore, Kansas City. It's. It's whoever gets in. That's what the NFL's.

[Brady Bogan]

The beauty of the NFL teams always are the dominance.

[Brett Vesely]

Well run, period. End of story. And it doesn't. They're not looking to. To have certain teams in and certain teams out. The NFL is a television behemoth. No matter who's playing, if they're good, it's the biggest thing on TV. It's the number one show on TV every year for the last 14 years. They don't have to fix their ratings. Arizona State sneaks in. Baseball has the same problem. Basketball has the same problem. If basketball has Cleveland vs. Oklahoma City in the finals, which is the way it's leaning right now, nobody's watching that.

[John Holmberg]

Well, the Arizona Rangers, the D backs.

[Brett Vesely]

Diamondbacks Rangers, nobody watched that thing. If they could have fixed it easier, they would have. But football, NFL is just. That's. That's why it's so great. It's like they're like, they've got it all mapped out to be like, hey, whoever Shows up, shows up, let's make it work. And I don't see them fixing games for the Giants and Jets. That ain't happening. Those are the two biggest markets they've got. But they can withstand all that. And Giants and Jets would be too hard to try to fix 20 games a year. So anyway, ASU tip the cap to a hell of a season. But boy, what a ripoff. What an absolute jip. A jip, I tells you. And I felt bad for him because they walked off and Kenny Dillingham was perfect at the end of the game, like, how do you feel? And goes, I don't even know what targeting is. Explain it to me. I thought, I don't even know what it is anymore. It was rough. It was a rough one. Outside of that, all the vacation was was getting sick. Everyone I knew I spent time sick and I didn't know I got sick for four days. Just sat and coughed and hacked and had my whole head fail every. I had earwax falling out of my ears like everything that has a hole was leaking something. And I don't know, it happened literally at a dinner. I looked at my friend Chris Catero and I said, I'm sick starting right now. And I was fine. Five seconds ago. I cleared my throat. My throat went dead raw. I'm like, something's really bad. Spent the evening pretending next four days I was out of my ass. I have two friends who got sick early, like right before Christmas, got better and are sick again right now.

[John Holmberg]

It's going. Something's going on.

[Brett Vesely]

It's. Yeah, it's nasty. Everybody's got stuff. So I spent a good portion of the time being sick. I'm all also going to spend 2025. My new, my new thing for 2025 is I'm not doing any more of this. I faked it for 24 years of this bedtime nonsense. I'm going all nights and the show is going to be the last thing I do in a day. That's it. I'm stay. That's right now is when I was going to bed for the last two weeks. And so I'm done with that this forcing myself to go to bed like an 8 year old at 10 o'clock last night was. Was shameful and sad as an adult male. It's like, I got to go to bed. I got to go. I'm not doing that anymore. I'm staying up at 2025. I don't know how long this is going to last, but I'm going to Go ahead and. And pull the same schedule. Yeah. And I'm just going to do the show and then I'm going to finish up here with whatever and go home and go to bed and sleep days away. Because there's nothing good happens during the day ever.

[Brady Bogan]

It's the opposite of it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Days like most people go. Nothing good.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Nights are when Everybody has to. TV's good. That's when they start showing good TV. The sports. The good sports are on at night. On the weekends. I can tolerate hanging out, watching a football game in the middle of the day, but they start everything. Everything good starts about 6:00. I'll be up by then. I'm doing. I'm doing the Brett's Gathering.

[John Holmberg]

I understand.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I'm not. I can't do this anymore. But at bedtime last night, so my arms were folded. I was mad. 10 o'clock rolled around and I had to say, yeah, I'm gonna put my pajamas on. And I'm like, I'm Betty. Bye. No more bedtimes. That's my 2025. I don't know how long this lasts. I don't know if I can uproot my system that much. That long. But it's. I'm an adult man and I have a bedtime that's over. That crap ends now. And speaking of football, and there's Lions fans who said, stop ignoring the important news. Stop being a coward and talk about what's real. You have a platform and you can use it. You cowardly. The atrocities that happen. You talk about ASU, not important. The Lions are 15 and 2. It's like, yes, I understand. There's other things happen in the. Over the break. One of them, a couple nut bags decided to go crazy there on New Year's Day and blow up a cyber truck in front of Trump Tower. I still don't get that one. And then the videos that keep coming out, that. That dude that drove through New Orleans at 3 in the morning on Bourbon Street. And just, you know what's bad about, like, watching that? The news and stuff. It's not better. There's no morality in showing me the truck right before it hit somebody. You know, they show it speeding down the road and then they go, we froze it right before a lady's about to get plastered. Like, she's almost a hood ornament. She's an inch from the truck. And the news took it upon themselves to say, we're not going to show you the rest of this.

[John Holmberg]

That's a ct.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like you guys think you did me a favor by showing that thing almost hit about 30 people. And then when it was gonna. Then we froze it for your sake like you horrible human beings. There is one video of that truck going down Bourbon street and there is a beautiful red headed lady standing on the sidewalk that if she didn't get clipped by the side mirror, I don't know how. And she stands in like she gets out of there. It is, it's like, like she's been moved like a, like a chess piece, but just barely. Not paying any attention. Just barely walks. That truck missed her by an inch. She spins, stands and runs into a building. Like she runs right into the, the open door of this place. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Like she should have been the first one clubbed. Of course then the news freezes it right before the lady that did get plastered. And they're like, we're good people. We're not going to show you the rest of this. But we showed you the horror up until that point. It makes you just see all the soft targets that we sit at. I went to the Suns game, a couple of them that were over the break. The softest, and I'll tell the bad guys out there, the softest target in this city is every night before a Suns game right in that plaza where they make us all gather to go through security before they open. Oh, it's security. Security causes the soft target. No, it's not before they open. It's. It's. They're open, but you have to log jam through their system. And there's 12,000 people standing in one spot in a wide open plaza. And it would be real easy to just pop right up that sidewalk and jump in there and, and start plowing. And not to mention the tall buildings of apartments that sit there with open windows that look right down onto that plaza. Mine. I have the H and H ranch. I've said it a million times. I'm like, I can open this window and if I have terrible intentions, I take out 25 people before they even know what window it's coming out.

[Dick Toledo]

One of the first things you said to me when I went up there for the first time. Yeah, here's the window that I can look at.

[Brett Vesely]

Here's death window. Look. Yeah, if I open this up and I look at that plaza for a bit. So we become soft targets. We've got to stop doing that. And the fact. And the fastest way to stop being soft targets is to open the doors and let Us in the building security is, you know, we'll notice a dude. Hopefully you can just get. You can get your metal detectors inside the building. But if somebody's going to, you know, strap up a bomb or bring a gun into a sun's game, they're going to do their damage right there on that plaza. They're not going to go through security. You've created a bigger target for them. It just doesn't make any sense.

[John Holmberg]

Basically, you have the book depository right at your.

[Brett Vesely]

I could Lee Harvey that thing all day long. And I'm sitting there, and I'm not the only one. There's 40 windows that do the exact same thing mine does. At least there's a hotel, for God's sakes, right next to it. I don't know if those windows open, but that didn't stop the Mandalay Bay guys. So let's just keep piling people up and. And making them feel good about one at a time through a giant arena. Because that's why I'm blown away. So I kind of have that mental mindset when I go to the Suns games to kind of stand over in the corner or be the last one. And I'm fine with that. I'll get in there when I get in there. I'm not going to stand in that pile and wait until. Oh yeah, we created these every arena. It happens up there at the football stadium too, where they just. They pile up out in front. Concerts, things like that, where they make us all go through one entrance.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a bunch of choke points at the stadium here.

[Brett Vesely]

It's crazy.

[Dick Toledo]

They make you go through the little one and then you fan out and then they correct you again.

[Brett Vesely]

There needs to be just 150 new doors all the way around the arena and everybody kind of can get. Just flood us in there faster. It's crazy. But yeah, those. Those moments that we sit back and we try to have nice holidays and things like that. We can't have nice things anymore because everybody's a lunatic. There's too many lunatics and we coddle lunatics. We need. In 2025, we need to open up more insane asylums and people start acting goofy. We tell on them and we put them in there. You start acting a little nutty. You start go on Facebook a couple times and talk about killing your family and maybe join an isis. I don't know. You're going to a home for a few days. That's all. It seems reasonable to me. I don't know why. Who's Fighting this. We can't put him in his mental health. Like, right, he joined isis. The dude needs to take a few plays off. Let's any of your friends that say, I'm thinking about joining isis, get him in a home quick. Like, there's no reason to continue that conversation. And then he joined isis. Wait, who? My friend Mark. Anyway, he's going through a tough time with his wife. Joined isis. I'm like, what, he's still going to work? Well, yeah, he's responsible for his kids. No, he sits, plays out. We put him in the long coat. No, we sit and go and. Well, he did tell us he was joining isis. Like, why didn't you pricks tell anybody? Well, what are we supposed to do?

[Brady Bogan]

He's believe him, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, believe it, believe it. If I tell you, hey, I'm having a rough go at home, thinking about radicalizing a little bit and going and joining isis. You'd be like, oh, John's really having a tough time. It's time to sit him down. You can't have that.

[John Holmberg]

Poor little fellow.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, people feel bad. Like, oh, man, jeez. You hear about Mahaque Mohammad Muhammad Mahak? He's joining isis. Like, no kidding. That guy, that crazy guy with the 55 names? We can't say. Yeah, well, you know, he's in the military. Oh. So he's super well trained and he's switching teams and you guys want him to keep coming into the Costco? I don't think this is a good idea. I think it's time to put him in the long coat today. Open up all those insane asylums again and start stuffing people in them. I'm all for freedom of speech until you say something like, I'm joining isis. And then I'm like, you're free to say it, but I think we might put you in a house. Think that's going to happen next? It's pretty easy. Anyway, how was your vacation?

[John Holmberg]

I got nothing on that.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's good you didn't join isis.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Real quick, ISIS updates. Anybody join ISIS while we were. No, nothing bad happened. All right, good. That's.

[Dick Toledo]

Let's keep that required getting out of the house over break.

[Brett Vesely]

I might have to ask that every day. That might be our. You know, it's a roll call.

[Dick Toledo]

Fat chick. Has anyone joined isis?

[Brett Vesely]

Audra, lady hated blacks. Has anyone here joined ISIS in the last 24 hours? Because that's a telltale sign that you're. Yeah. Oh, geez, I forgot to tell you guys, I got married. Oh, Good for you. And joined isis.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait, what?

[Brett Vesely]

Second part. You got to take some plays off. So that's about it. Brady, you didn't do anything funny? Came out.

[Brady Bogan]

He came out for five or six days. Actually, seven. Seven days. Just played some golf, hung out, did a little Christmas, and that was about it.

[Brett Vesely]

That was about it. Just hung around Toledo. Nothing. Nothing.

[Dick Toledo]

Went to Montana.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you did?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

You drive? No, I was gonna say flew. Flew to Montana. Saw Mom.

[Dick Toledo]

Saw Mom. Mom's hanging in there.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. That's good. What a report. Yep, that's.

[Dick Toledo]

That's about all I can say about that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I did. Absolutely not. I watched old game shows. I watched. Oh, I'm addicted to one called Blockbusters with Bill Cullen. It was on in the late 70s. It's on Every Night at 12 on the Buzzer Network. 12 to 1. It's. I don't know why, but it's just. It's. It's weird, but I can't get enough of it. And, yeah, I watched old game shows and old tv.

[Brady Bogan]

What's the premise behind Blockbuster?

[Brett Vesely]

I just. It's all questions. And then you just build these walls and try. Somebody tries to go up and down, somebody tries to go left and right. It's a Connect 4 almost, with questions. It's dumb, but I couldn't get enough game show acts. You know what I watched that was awesome. MTV was showing old Spring breaks in, like, 1991 and stuff. And I'm watching the whole thing. They dodged all of people. It was just the performances. They didn't go back to the VJs, which I was hoping for. Like, you get that John, what's his name, and Eric Nese and like, all these. The dopes. And. Yeah. Daisy Fuentes. And I was Bill Bellamy. Yeah, but they showed those. That's the British version. You don't want to watch that. The British version is not as good. The American one's good, but they showed Cypress Hill, and they were singing to a crowd of people at Daytona Beach. The whole thing, How I could just kill a man, going on and on and on about it. And it was three in the morning, and I'm kind of half in, half out. I'm watching this. I'm like, God, this is. I would have loved to have been there. It's like, awesome how I could just kill a man. They had gunshots in the back. Like mtv. They used to not screw around with this. And then at the end, they're like, yo, yo, Daytona. Peace, peace, peace, peace. And I'm like, You just sang about killing people for three and a half minutes. Non stop. Peace, peace to all y'all. Peace. And I'm like, nope. And in the back, it's still. The track's still running.

[John Holmberg]

I could just kill a man.

[Brett Vesely]

It was something you can under. Peace, peace to all y'all. Peace. And I'm like, man, we were a simpler people 30 years ago when we could sing about killing each other. And then, you know, say, hey, now.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to take it serious.

[Brett Vesely]

Now you gotta take some plays off. I also met two people who know Tommy Lee through Craig Gass, because I went with a bit. I went, here's the thing I'm a little upset about. And when Craig Gascom, comedian Craig Gass, comes back in, we'll deal with him. So I get sick on Christmas. The 23rd, I'm sick. 24th, I'm just blistered. 25th, I can't move. So I missed Christmas. And in bed, coughing 48 hours. The Suns played the Nuggets on Christmas day. And Craig guess asked, I'm going to be in town on Christmas. Are you doing anything? I'm actually, I said, I'm going to the Suns game if you want to go. I know you love the Suns. He goes, sure. So I text him, Christmas morning, right? Steelers had a game that day too. Missed that. I watched it, but I was, you know, didn't have the festivities. Text him. And I said, hey, sick as a dog. I'm gonna miss the Suns tonight. If you still want the tickets, you can have them. And he's like, sure, thanks. Like, okay. And I had no problem with that because I was not feeling well. A few hours later, he texts me and says some stuff. And I said, who you going to the game with? And he said, oh, a friend of mine, Nick, I think he said, my go. Okay. A couple hours later, he goes, I can't even stomach thinking about going to the Suns game if we don't have the passes to the club. So I just gave Nick and his wife your tickets. That is not how that works. If I give you tickets or if you give me tickets and I'm supposed to go with you, but then I get sick and can't go and you say, I can still use them. You have to use them.

[Dick Toledo]

That's like with not comp tickets, right?

[Brett Vesely]

They're my ticket rules. Yeah, that's. Read the rules.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So I tried to explain that to him. He just didn't understand it. I'm like, you can't take someone else's tickets and then sell them on ticketmaster.

[John Holmberg]

Because stubhub those yourself and made some money.

[Brett Vesely]

Be the same. And I could have sold. Yeah, right. I could have. Christmas day game. It would have been easy.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So he's just like, I didn't feel like it anymore, so I just handed to a friend of mine. I'm like, so you're the Christmas hero. You're the Christmas hero to some guy and his wife? On my die. I was gonna. I was gonna go with him anyway. Like, yeah, but you didn't. And they just gave him to two strangers. So I just essentially bought tickets for no reason whatsoever to two people I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Gave him the randos.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I don't see why that's so bad. I'm like, well, I do. And you're off the list. You're out. He's gone for tickets. Don't ever ask. Don't ever expect to go. That's an unwritten rule.

[Dick Toledo]

You're not even taking it.

[Brett Vesely]

No. If I. And the worst had he called and said, hey, I don't. I can't make it. I don't feel like going without you. Do you want those tickets back? I got a guy who wants them. I'd probably said, sure, he can use them. You do whatever you want to do.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but it's your ch.

[Brett Vesely]

You make it. But it's my decision. Yeah. So, you know, constantly harassing him and everything else ended up going to the next game. And Craig went with me.

[John Holmberg]

You let him back?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I explained. I had to explain to him how this works. I had to explain to him how everything works. And then we went.

[Brady Bogan]

Sit down.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah, it was more of a sit down. And then. And then. Then we went to the rah rah, and Doug Hopkins was there, and we're hanging out, and Hopkins cousin was with us, and he's. I like him a lot. He's a good dude named Aaron. And we're hanging around, doing our thing, and Hopkins like, oh, I know that guy over there and his wife, these very nice people. And. And Doug's like. I'm like, do you guys want a drink? I'll get them. And the lady orders a top shelf tequila on the rocks, and her husband doesn't want anything, but she thought he did, so she got two. And those things were over 100 bucks each.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

And then at the end of the night, buying Doug's pals drinks, thinking Doug's like, hey, hook them up. Doug doesn't. Doug leaves early. Total, total bill. Irish goodbye to total bill for his Cousin and his two friends. $631.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[John Holmberg]

Did he Venmo you?

[Brett Vesely]

No, he's finding out about it right now. Oh, okay. He's being told about that event right now. So don't think I'm not taking Doug deep next time and wander right out. Irish goodbye in the rah rah.

[John Holmberg]

The worst.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, thanks, Johnny. You know, he didn't even say that. He's like, I gotta get out of here. I golfed all day. I'm leaving. I'm like, okay, you're not coming with us. And then his cousin, who I thought he's great young kid, tags along and Doug, Doug leaves and he's like, I'm gonna stay mine. I'm like, no. We went back and ate tartar and some. Some treats. They don't call them fries when you, when they're expensive. They're just French fries. They're in steak juice or something. I don't know. And then so we had that at the end. And then the bill comes and I'm like, you know, you mother put it to, you know, Doug. Nope. Doug was long gone.

[John Holmberg]

Anybody offer to kick in?

[Brett Vesely]

Ironically enough, around the city, Craig gass gave me $60, 60 bucks. Well, he doesn't drink, so he just ate some of the tartar, which, it was crazy. So the sun's thing starting, they're starting to, you know, I'm whittling it down even more to people that can go and can't go with me. I starting to really show some true colors out there. But the two guys I met through Craig that knew Tommy Lee, they were telling Tommy Lee stories. The funniest thing that was said was the one guy said, you know, Motley Crue has this reputation of being these badass tough guys, you know, all this stuff. And he goes, you mean because we were talking about Tommy Lee was on Bill Maher's podcast and came across as one of the dumbest human beings you've ever. And I don't know who's really surprised by that.

[John Holmberg]

I was just gonna say, but you'd.

[Brett Vesely]

Think he'd have a cogent thought. He doesn't. And we were kind of talking about that. And he goes, once you get to know him, you realize this band is not tough. This band is not anything more than a bunch of long haired ballerinas that act like they've got this reputation. He said, but what you soon find out after five minutes with Tommy Lee is they think they spelled the name of the band correctly. He said, they. That wasn't that wasn't because they were trying to be clever. That's how those idiots spelled the word.

[Brady Bogan]

Crew with the umlauts.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Were added by. They thought crew was C R, U, E and said, this is the name of our band. Nobody knew about umlauts or anything in the band's like, what you spell it? Crew. That's creative. They weren't creative. That was dumb. Guys spelling something wrong. And the record company acting like this is a Basquiat. Artistic flavor this has. This is their flair. Nope. And every guy there was laughing like, he's the dumbest person I've ever met in my life. And I'm like, no kidding. Oh, yeah. Tommy Lee is the stupidest man you'll ever encounter. Do yourself a favor and listen to five minutes of him talking to Bill Maher, and you'll soon realize. Oh, my God. What? He couldn't spell Motley Crue the wrong way correctly without the banner behind him. Spell your band name would be a question that would get him kicked right out of Jeopardy. Mo. This isn't fair, bro. I mean, I'm not facing the banner. So, yeah, we had some. We had some talks. It was an interesting Christmas. The whole thing just went crazy. And the last thing that I didn't know for Christmas. And I found this out this morning on my drive in Marshall. This is a great. This is. I'm going to give a public service right here to all you people, all you bargain hunters, Marshals, Kohl's, Michaels, all those types of stores that have Christmas decorations. And the stuff they don't sell, they throw away.

[Brady Bogan]

Stop it. Dumpster diving.

[Brett Vesely]

Dumpster dive for Christmas next year starts today on all those stores because they don't know what to do with all those things, those artificial trees and wreaths. And throw them in storage. Nope. I thought so, too, but a lot of them have dates.

[Brady Bogan]

They don't liquidate. Basically, it's like 20% off. Like, if you go into Home Depot now.

[Brett Vesely]

But when they have to clear the shelves, there's no place to store that. They just get rid of it. So you go Dumpster dive at these stores, you're gonna get a tree, a wreath, a deck, ornaments, like little mom baubles and, like, signs and weird stuff. Well, you know those things moms put up that say, happiness is Santa's paws. I don't know. Something stupid. You know, something. Painted signs. Yeah, painted signs of how happy Santa makes Mom. I like when a man breaks into half Christmas. Yeah. Live lahave. Ho, ho, ho.

[John Holmberg]

Something that was 49.95 two weeks ago. Is in the dumpster right now.

[Brett Vesely]

It's free.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And I didn't know that, but there's like. Evidently there's a group of people that just raid this stuff and then go online and sell it like in November or October of next year of this year. It's crazy and fantastic. So that goes on. And what I also didn't know, and I think Brady talked about this a few years ago, was it's the annual. We didn't sell these Christmas trees. The live ones feed them to elephants, which I didn't know that that's a real thing too, is that unused Christmas trees get fed to elephants. And I didn't know elephants ate trees. I learned that too. I thought elephants ate like little rodents or something. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

I thought they ate leaves, but I didn't.

[Brett Vesely]

I know. Yeah. I know they graze, but I thought every once in a while they'd tusk up a big animal and like barbecue it for the whole elephant family. I didn't know that they weren't. I know. They don't have a lot of teeth. They got those two big tusks though.

[Brady Bogan]

Molars.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they got. They got a couple of sticking them out. But I didn't know that they were eating whole trees.

[John Holmberg]

You're still one up on Tommy Lee. So you're still good.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you know what? Because I'm quick to admit I didn't know elephants ate Christmas trees. But where is that? That's like when Brady goes over to that zoo and starts shoving pumpkins. And I'm sure you did. It was free. Of course you did.

[Dick Toledo]

Your mom was in town.

[Brett Vesely]

You haven't seen those animals enough. The animals roll their eyes when Brady shows up. Oh, get this guy again. We don't eat asshole. We don't eat pumpkins.

[Brady Bogan]

Open wide.

[Brett Vesely]

But he's shoving pumpkins. Pumpkins in hippos mouths. And they've never seen a pumpkin before. But I can't imagine where elephants eat noble furs in the wild. There's no forest of noble furs that elephants roam.

[Brady Bogan]

We turned them onto a new food.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not right. It's not a normal thing. What do we got? Loads and loads of Christmas trees the Home Depot didn't sell.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, they like it.

[Brett Vesely]

See if the elephants will eat that. It's probably terrible for them, but. Yeah. So I'm watching on the news last night that the elephants just mashing six foot noble furs one after another, making mincemeat of them quick. And that's what we do with all those majestic trees we chop down that have a gap in the back. Lakes and elephants not even poor people would put in their cruddy apartments. That one won't say. Yeah, and they shove them in lakes. That's what we learned from you is that we drown them afterwards like barn cats. Just shove them in the water and make them go away. We act like that never happened. And evidently it's good for the fish.

[Dick Toledo]

Fish habitat.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Even though it's unexpected, it's a bounty for the fish. Like the thousands of Christmas trees get shoved in lakes. And like, we didn't know this was going to happen. But elephants get them, which is kind of neat. It's kind of a neat thing to watch, too. But again, I've never seen in the Pacific Southwest or even up in the Tonto Forest here in Arizona, the elephants roaming wild and their natural foods of the noble fur. There they go. Look. You found the video Countdown on Christmas. They do it at the Berlin Zoo. They found out. This is a good idea. These still have ornaments on them.

[John Holmberg]

They're like food ornaments, though.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they are. Yeah. That's edible. Like mushrooms and. Yeah, bell peppers. That's something that elephants love is encounter.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot in the wild.

[Brett Vesely]

Wait, they have bagels in Germany? Isn't that kind of.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Isn't that kind of like we shouldn't dabble in that.

[Dick Toledo]

Probably shouldn't do that.

[Brett Vesely]

So there they were, just chowing down. And I was watching that last night, and I'm like, how about that? There's a rare sight. Four men doing the news.

[Brady Bogan]

That looks uncomfortable.

[Brett Vesely]

We're four men doing news because ladies don't know how to read. Right. KJR did that twink news over. Hey, tip of the cap to ktar. That Jamie west that used to be on with Jim Sharp isn't there anymore. They replaced her with a man. And now it's like the good old days where two men are delivering the news with some gravitas and authority. Jim and who? I don't know. Some guy named Bill.

[Dick Toledo]

Not Jim Cross.

[Brady Bogan]

His name.

[Brett Vesely]

Jamie crosses out. Yeah, they could be Jamie, but he. It's two men like the olden times. I don't have to listen to some lady going, that's what the kiddos love when she starts talking about her children. Men don't do that. They deliver the news and they. They don't banter about childlike nonsense. Bill and Jim with the news the way it should be. And I don't know what news source you just got that off of Brett. But that was four dudes crammed into a small desk going where the news team. It's anchorman. Before that awful lady got involved and wrecked everything. But yeah, so kudos. Tip of the cat. Two white guys delivering the news. Trump's America's taking shape 20 days early. And on January 6th. It's easy to mention that now we've got our brand new wake up song. From Miles to Nowhere. Yep. And we'll be playing that next. They got it to us a little early, which is rare. Most of the time we gotta sit and go, hey, guys, deadline. And we get two or three days of the last one. Not this year, Mike.

[Dick Toledo]

And the Molotovs we got on the weekend before we came back last year too.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll tell you right now, it's two minutes long. It's too much. We tell them every year a minute.

[Dick Toledo]

I know, but I have not edited it.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so we're gonna have.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a spot where I can.

[Brett Vesely]

We're have to do some clipping because. Two and a half minute. Well, it's a good time, Phil. But Miles to Nowhere did their opening theme song for the show, which we'll play every day for this entire year, like it or not. And they've deserved it. Katie and the hobby.

[Dick Toledo]

If you liked I love cake, this is.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. This is an.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I can't wait.

[Dick Toledo]

This is a different song.

[Brett Vesely]

It's gonna drive everybody nuts. So. And then the annual. Every. Every year, the annual. I hate this. I can't believe we're gonna lose this. Every day by March. All your false. Your false screams. And I'll never. I'll just tune out. I'll just tune out. No, you won't. Because in November, you're like, I still can't believe you're playing that. Thanks for sticking around for 11 months. Don't worry about it. And all the people that will fire off how much they don't like the new song that's coming my way. I'll handle those bullets. The new song. We're gonna listen to that screechy bitch all year. Yes, you do. Oh, you know, I'll just tune out for that time. Okay, then that's fine. I have no problem. I'm taking it anyway. Drive this bitch right into the ground for the next couple years.

[Dick Toledo]

That's what somebody asked on text. Are we still tanking it?

[Brett Vesely]

No, we're not. We gotta. We gotta try a little bit.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, we gotta try.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, give me a week.

[Dick Toledo]

Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

We'Ll see. But it seems. Yeah. It seems pretty. It seems like we don't need to do that right now. Yeah. And we're not moving to Dick, by the way. We were talking about that before the year ended.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, did you break the news today?

[Brett Vesely]

Dick Broadcasting. I was a reference for somebody trying to apply to a job with Dick Broadcasting. They got curious. I found out the whole. They got curious, well, why is this show? The person that was trying for the job may have said on the resume that they were part of the show.

[Dick Toledo]

So Jeremy didn't get the job.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't Jeremy.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

Surprisingly, it wasn't old Jerry. I'm like, no, Eric would be great in South Carolina. No, I basically was the reference point. And they're like, well, wait a minute. If the show's got people leaving, is the whole show leaving? So that's why they reached out. Owner, evidently. I was talking to the owner of Dick Broadcasting. I didn't even know that. Reached out, made a couple of inquiries about whether or not this was a thing. I never really got fully invested in the conversation, but it was nice to have Dick chasing me around a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Sup?

[Brett Vesely]

Sup? It's Dick behind me. He's constantly banging on my door. So that's how that happened. But we're not going to Dick as much as that would have been. I know my dream still lives, that Dick Broadcasting will someday purchase our current owners. And then we can proudly say we are Dick employees. But Dick Broadcasting, which is a real thing, is not. Is no longer part of what we are doing. So anyway, embrace yourself. Miles to know where is coming up. You guys give us the first wake up song of the year here on January 6, 2025, if you can believe it. Do you know more time, man. This is a. People were doing this thing. More time has passed. What was it? It's 25 years. It was 20. It was 24 years since 9 11.

[Dick Toledo]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

And so before that, 20, 24 years from Kennedy being shot was 63 to 87. That same amount of time has passed. So you think back to 1987. That was the exact same amount of time that had passed since Kennedy got shot that we are now facing since 9 11. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 years is a long time. And you start realizing we're 24 years. So that's people. You start looking at times, especially when years are rounded, like on zeros and fives. And 25 is a quarter century of the century is gone, which is a huge. Oh, just crazy to start thinking we're in 2025. Anyway, give us that Wake up song and we'll realize that we're got a.

[Brady Bogan]

List of rock albums that are 50 years out.

[Brett Vesely]

Ah, it's murder. It's 1975. 75 was 50 years ago.

[Brady Bogan]

TNT, ACDC.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh yeah. We start getting to the ACDC stuff and Ozzy and Sabbath and all that. It's just weird that it's. And okay. And then you do. Then you do the thing my brain always does, which is 50 years prior to that. It was 1925 and the top seller then was. They didn't even have it.

[Dick Toledo]

Glenn Miller.

[Brett Vesely]

The top seller was Rivaller.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That was just drum beats and one guy going, come over to my house. That was music.

[John Holmberg]

Then it was a Charleston shuffle and.

[Brett Vesely]

Everything on the Ritz. Live music was all you could get because nobody got broadcast stuff. Radio was like three if you heard anything. I watched the original Nosferatu over break the 1922 one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Cause they were with those people hardcore back then. They were terrifying. Barely used to moving pictures. And then they go, hey, by the way, take a look at this German thing. And that dude pops out of a room like I'm gonna throw up everywhere. There's no way. And by the way, in 1922, everybody was dumb as the cards would read, you know, like two or three words and they'd stay on the screen for like 11 seconds. Like nobody could read. Quick. No Sparatu enters room says, I'm like, okay, we've read it 55 times. You can take the plaque off.

[John Holmberg]

Tommy Lee may be able to understand.

[Brett Vesely]

Tommy Lee would have been like, it's going too fast, bro. Anyway, give us The Wake up song. 585-9800. That's the phone number. Welcome back. Let's get the year started off just right. It's 98K upd. Wake up.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Dick Toledo]

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[Brett Vesely]

Morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Vesely]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude.

[Larry McFeely]

Holberg's morning sickness. You gotta get up to here and make you laugh until you puke. They might make you come undone. Make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to welcome you to this morning's show with John, Brett and Brady and big Dick Toledo. They call us hobs but we are not worth goes to nowhere. They speak on controversy. Who's bobbing Johnny Snob. They think Dua Leap was great for the faint of heart. They're not. Homework's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make some laugh, make some cries. In all seriousness and fun, make your cock rise with the sun. We'd like to introduce our main host. They say he looks like Squidward with that big huge nose. Ha ha ha. But that' they own the mornings. Airing over 20 years. Like a blue pill, they're still going. Brady comes in shorts to report the news. He knows. But you can't eat at Porkopolis because it closed.

[Brett Vesely]

Bummer.

[Larry McFeely]

Colbert's morning sickness. You gotta get up to hear it. Make you laugh until you spiel what you want. When they are done, make your cockrise with the sun. They've got rock wars the wake up sun to keep you rollin a fine Italian stallion to get you going. And if you feel perplexed with what life is handed you, you can email Toledo, ask him, what would Brady do? Homework's morning sickness. You gotta tune in and listen. Tap that up yet. Don't get screwed in the end. All in good fun. Big red radio's got you.

[Brett Vesely]

Get out of here. That's pretty damn good. Hey, Miles to Nowhere. That line make your cock rise with the sun is pretty great stuff right there. I can. They brought up my nose. Brady's wearing his shorts. Brady's in his underpants. Brett's the Italian Stallion. That was great. And then they got their name in there. Miles to nowhere. It's too long, but whatever. I can work with that.

[John Holmberg]

I cut everything in there.

[Brady Bogan]

The rock war.

[John Holmberg]

I mean everything.

[Brett Vesely]

What would Brady do? Mike Infatuation with Dua. Lipa's in there.

[Brady Bogan]

Porkopolis.

[Brett Vesely]

Porkopolis is shut down. They brought up Brady's failures. This is great. I'm a fan of the Miles to Nowhere Wake up song. Our theme song. I wouldn't call it the Wake up song. It's our theme song. Fantastic work. Ladies and gentleman, our winners for Palladio last year, Miles to Nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs getting it done.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, John. I for one, am not against Katie and the Hobbs for the opener.

[Brett Vesely]

No, so far. Well. And again, I don't want to hear from you. Yeah, you're gonna listen to it all year and you complaining does nothing.

[John Holmberg]

Antonio, love the new morning Wake Up Revenge song from Miles of Nowhere.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. This guy goes. I hate the new song. Not really. It's a lot better than I expected. I like it a lot. And then, of course, not your best Choice, bro. Thanks. Like, I chose that out of a pile of. There's so many theme. So we make it a thing. It's the only thing we got was theirs. I liked it. Well done. And don't call me bro. Let's make 2025 the year bro goes away. Can we? You know what a douchebag you are for calling people bro, bruh. Hey, bro, that's my boss. When people. Hey, what's going on, bro? And that's what I like. Because it's a teenage boy thing. Like annoying teenage book, bruh. Yeah. Holy bubblegum.

[John Holmberg]

Miranda wrote in. I like it. It's not too long. Chicks like long things, guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Whoa. Hey. Calm down, Miranda. Jesus Christ. Christ slut. All right, all right. I heard they like girthy stuff anyway. Depends on who you are, I guess. Great.

[John Holmberg]

References to the show. Best one I've heard so far. Don't cut one second.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I. You know, seeing the time on it going 226 and usually like them lasts about a minute. I'm fine with that.

[Dick Toledo]

Covered it up pretty good.

[Brett Vesely]

We're gonna kill the first 18 seconds, though. It's gonna start right on her vocals. Okay, that's nice. Then it cuts it back down just under two minutes. That's pretty solid. Well done. Excellent work.

[Dick Toledo]

And no need to take shots at Mike and the Molotovs or any of the other winners.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. Look, you can like one more than the other, but it's what it is. And that's going to be all year long. Well, at least for this week. And then we'll find out what. What. How long it goes. But that's pretty good work. Miles to know where I'm a fan and I got to. And we'll learn all the words. But I do, like, make your rise with the sun. That should be a T shirt and a big rooster on the back. I think that's solid.

[Dick Toledo]

You talk about people that email these kinds of things. Well, John, it looks like I won't be turning my radio on until after the morning. Wake up song now. Wow. Just wow, guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly what I said. Not to email in. Just keep it to yourself.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the point of that?

[Brett Vesely]

And you won't, so stop it.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow, dude. Wow.

[Brady Bogan]

Just wow.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, edit it down, bro. And I'm fine with it edited a little bit. But the references were good, the writing is solid and they're fun. It was fun. So I like it, if not more, to just annoy the people that feel like they had to email in. Nope, not Gonna tolerate that? Two minutes of my life every morning.

[Dick Toledo]

Too much.

[Brett Vesely]

Tom says enough, bro. I'm with you on that. We're replacing it this year with Chief. I'm fine with Chief. Chief's at least new Chief will eventually wear on you. Yeah. But let's eliminate like can we as.

[Dick Toledo]

A group as a war on Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

This. Yeah. The war on Brady must end. Chief. Chief's got a Chief bro. Boss is over and bro is over. Chief sucks. We all know that, champ. Let's not go crazy. Let's one at a time. This bro is just done, bruh. That's the worst. Immediately your sleeves fall off your shirt. You're an Ed Hardy. Like you're immediately not. Not to be taken seriously anymore.

[John Holmberg]

This guy wants to get rid of my gosh guy.

[Brett Vesely]

My guy. How you doing, My guy who doesn't know your name. You need to be stronger.

[John Holmberg]

It's like my man.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. My man and my guy.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a tough one.

[Brett Vesely]

My guy is. My guy is Canadian. My man. My guy. If somebody's in my guy to you, they don't know your name. What's up, My guy? That is borderline gay and also super. Don't know your name. Bro is just annoying. And it's over. It's lost it. So we'll replace it with Chief. That's a tough one. I know Brady's been dealing with Chief a lot. But it's better than bro and it will wear.

[Brady Bogan]

See if you can get in trouble.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, if you do it to Indians. What are you doing on the res anyway? What are you doing these turquoise and smokes or what? Did you just say these people?

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't say these people.

[Brett Vesely]

Who said that? I thought you did go to the tape. What was the last two words you said? Said?

[Brady Bogan]

I said you can get in trouble for that.

[Brett Vesely]

And then afterwards, I think you said these people. No, I'm pretty sure. First one of the year. It's your inner racism coming out. You've been on break for two weeks. You've been saying that in your car. And Bunny's been thinking, nobody's list. These people. Look at them on the side of the road there with. Is that you?

[Dick Toledo]

Is that you working on your maniscalco again?

[Brady Bogan]

These people.

[Brett Vesely]

These people.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, I go will.

[John Holmberg]

Sebastian.

[Brett Vesely]

Sebastian, don't do it. Don't. Don't encourage it. He'll start doing it like it's a thing people want. Make your rise with the sun. Well done. Yeah. We'll replace bro with Chief for the time being. So long as Bro goes away, we'll give you chief equally annoying guy.

[Brady Bogan]

You've always made fun of the bro.

[Brett Vesely]

It's awful and it's time it goes away. It's condescending, it's annoying, bro. It's just awful. Awful. And we replace it with something. We'll give the people who like saying it something equally as stupid as Chief and let them kind of wean themselves off of bro with Chief and then eventually give them something like mug eye, which is Canadian annoying. But how about just don't.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't take away bro from me. Bro.

[Brett Vesely]

How's it going, bro?

[Dick Toledo]

You're making me realize things. Bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Bro. Yeah. Oh, no. If you're using bro too much, you'd be coming. You know that 45 year old dude who has a ponytail. Oh, that's what you've become? A guy who uses bro Is the.

[Dick Toledo]

Do the ponytail guys use bro?

[Brett Vesely]

No, but they're just that guy that you let. You're the ponytail guy at 45 and you're like, oh, you're still in your ponytail.

[John Holmberg]

This guy wants get rid of dog too. What's up, dog? How you doing, dog?

[Brett Vesely]

Dog's a little bit awful. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

I thought that was like 1990s NWA.

[Brett Vesely]

But I mean very Vanilla Ice. It's a dog account guy. My dog. Yeah, I don't know. Can we still say Junos? Sure, that's fine. That's great. Good luck with it. I'm gonna Brady on that. These people. What are you doing calling everybody Juno? We got rid of bro. I got nowhere to go anyway. This one says I love the new morning song. Couldn't help but smile the whole time. It's just all shot sugar. It is. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Bro's gotta die for the year. Let's do that. I think that's a nice way to start 2025, the death of bro. Unless it's condescending or funny. If you mean it. And they're like, hey, bro, let me talk to you. Like, oh no, you're trying to be like a. You're trying to be serious with somebody and you. You're immediately a douchebag. It's. It's lost its. It's lost its leak. Bro Must go. And again for you, bro people, just give Chief a try. Try it on.

[Dick Toledo]

Put it on.

[Brett Vesely]

You bro people. You bro people, just put it on. Put that coat on for. Put the Chief coat on for a little bit. Give that a run. If you're a. My guy.

[John Holmberg]

My guy.

[Brett Vesely]

My guy, that is.

[Brady Bogan]

I had one friend was Always it was just guy. Come on, Guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, guy got annoyed. We had a teacher that called everybody guy, and then we started to make fun of him for it. Then he stopped realizing, oh, I sound like an idiot. Idiot.

[Dick Toledo]

John, if I double up, is it. Is it negate one of the bros? So if I go, bro. Bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, just stop it and eliminate all bro.

[John Holmberg]

You can't double down.

[Brett Vesely]

You can't double bro to get in a year of no, bro. Yeah, don't double bro.

[Dick Toledo]

No, look, bro, don't bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. 20, 25.

[Brady Bogan]

No, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

No, bro. The year of no bro. If you catch yourself, bro, in somebody just going, what kind of dude?

[Brady Bogan]

What's up, John? No, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

What's up, bro? That means a. The guy's a douche and he doesn't know your name. My guy. I've never had anybody say to me, I was with Lovich yesterday for a second.

[Dick Toledo]

He never said bro once.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, no, he doesn't bro at all. Hey, look, bro. Oh, my God, Bro. He's never been to Old Town Scottsdale.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brett Vesely]

Why would he. So he didn't realize that it existed. And he goes, are these all the original buildings from the 1800s? I'm like, yeah. Gilbert Ortega, the sushi place, They've all been here since Raw.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, raw.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. All that stuff. Like this Rehab burger. It's opened in 1840. I know. You know what I mean? Like, are the buildings the same? I'm like, I know they've updated them, but they're still, like, you know, they're walking on this wood. So we're walking. He was fascinated, like most tourists, by Gilbert Ortega's store and, like, Western wear. He didn't want to buy it, but he found it hysterical. And we're walking around. We walked into a place and a rather big dude. And it was funny because nobody recognized John for a while. And then he did this thing in this facial store that he got this bag remover for. It's like Plaxaderm, only, like, expensive. It was 250 bucks an ounce. But if you come into the store and you do, I'll take care of you. I'm from Israel, and I'm like, oh, she's one of yours, John. You got to get in there and for me swear, get over the bags come off your eye. And so he's like, all right, I'll sit down. Okay, 30 seconds. And she rubbed this stuff on his eyes, and it did. And then all of a sudden, afterwards, he starts getting recognized. I'm like, it's because you look like the guy from bench warmers again. We walked into this weird girl cowboys. Like, he wanted to go in, like, what's this one? And I'm like, I think it's all for women. And it's women's Western wear and their cowboy boots. And he's walking around, he's, ah. I know the guy who makes these. Somebody named Scull. His dad was friends with the guy who came up with these. And I'm like, well, thank God your doctor father saved the life of this guy so we could have his creations because they're horrible. Like those old roses on the. All those old 80s Western everything. They're terrible. Roy Rogers.

[Dick Toledo]

Dale, you have a friend that dove into those shirts with the rose.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, well, that was years ago when Kurt lost his mind. He also was psychopath. So anyway, we're in there and a guy goes, don't think you can hide from us. And he's a big guy with his two kids. And he goes, I know exactly who you are. And he goes, yeah, okay. Hey, thanks. And he goes, you're John Levitz. Okay, yeah, thanks.

[Dick Toledo]

Isn't that the furniture guy?

[Brett Vesely]

And then he just stood and. Yeah, he just stood and stared at John from about 8ft away with his head down like the movie Smile, just smiling at him. And Lovitz looks up and he goes, you're one of the world's most underrated humorists, sir. I'm like, that's right, John. Nobody has any respect for you at all. You're very underrated. They should and they don't. All right, thank you very much. Thank you. Walking through. And then another guy goes, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a big fan. And I'm like, me or him? And he goes, I don't know you. And I'm like, of course you don't. And he goes, him. And Levitz goes, well, thank you. And he goes, no, I mean it. Thank you for all the hard work and energy you've put in. I'm like, hard work and energy? Have you seen him in the Adam Sandler movies? Like, he doesn't try. Like I said. What are you talking about? People are, like, about to cry. Hi. I was teasing him the whole time. It was. You mean to me. Yeah. It was basically one of those that big dude in the Western wear, and you never think that you'd be.

[Brady Bogan]

Of all the places.

[Brett Vesely]

All the places that John Lovet gets recognized by a dude with his sleeves cut off and a big Johnson shirt.

[John Holmberg]

Wandered around Scottsdale, hang out Karo's house or what?

[Brett Vesely]

Don't think. Yeah, don't think. I don't recognize you, sir. You can't walk around here hiding. I wasn't hiding. Hey, bro. Yeah, bro must go. 20, 25. Bro must go says John.

[Dick Toledo]

How much grace period do I have if I catch myself saying bro? Am I allowed to call myself out as I transition to bro less?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're trying to transition to being bro. Yeah, Wean yourself off slowly. Recognize it to have some self awareness that when you do bro just kind of go, sorry. Apologize to who you just broed.

[Dick Toledo]

And you bring them into the floor.

[Brett Vesely]

And then you just go, I'm sorry. It's the year of no bro. Bro is done.

[John Holmberg]

Make sure you attend a meeting right after that. It's like, hey, you know, I mean.

[Brett Vesely]

You got to fill up the bro. It happens sometimes.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm a bro.

[Brady Bogan]

Some bro coins.

[Brett Vesely]

Luis says, John. I own my own contracting company. I got six guys whose names I just don't know. Everyone there is bro now. They're chief, that's all. You just replace it with something or my guy. And people, we need to be more educated on this. If you're a guy who's being called my God, you need to reintroduce yourself to that person. Hey, by the way, my name's Keith. One of those deals. Oh, yeah. I don't like being called my guy. There's no harm in that. And now if the guy comes up to goes, keith, my guy, it's like, all right, he's just gay.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. We've been working together for about two years. I just don't know your name.

[Brett Vesely]

Look, I don't trust Brady. A lot of the times that I'm saying people's names right here. We've been here for 24 years. Sometimes I'm like, is that. Am I sure that that's Jill? Is it Jill? Like, I question names all the time. All the time. I never introduce anybody. If you ever catch me in this, I'll give you my secret. I just pretend I'm not paying attention when I got a group of people, Especially with some dude and his wife. If I've forgotten your wife's name and you're standing there and I got like, Brett. I'm like, ah, crap. It's my responsibility to link this. So then I faked choking in the past to not introduce people. People. Like, literally, because I've forgotten names. I've sat, and I start acting like I'm choking. Like, oh, my God. And I'm like, oh, I'M so, so sorry. Introduce yourselves. And then they'll go, oh, man, Vanessa, how are you? Like, okay, that worked. I fake choking, I turn around, I. I'll spill a drink on purpose to get out of. I immediately hate the introductions if I don't know your wife's name or if I don't, if I've forgotten yours. But I'll never. My guy you. I'll never My man you. Sorry, Brady. I'll just say Magic man, right? I'll just pretend I don't know and then listen carefully to the next thing. And then I still don't trust it.

[John Holmberg]

Especially like at you fest and stuff where we meet a ton of people. It's like, hey, man, you remember me?

[Brett Vesely]

No. Well, I'm fine with that. When it's like a station event, I don't remember you at all. Like, you gotta understand, like at these events, like, everybody starts looking alike. And I do remember some people. I just will forget your name unless.

[Dick Toledo]

You have a story like als, Matt.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I forget who I was with, and I just did not.

[Brady Bogan]

Probably why I do nicknames, Sin.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of times you just don't know their names, but you'll remember their nickname.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, remember the nickname.

[Brett Vesely]

But why not just remember their name?

[Brady Bogan]

Because maybe I haven't heard.

[Brett Vesely]

Not unique, I guess. But see, to me it's just. I'll remember. And then I try to listen to that introduction when they introduce themselves, but I'm too busy in the midst of a cough or cleaning up the drink I threw on the ground on purpose.

[Dick Toledo]

John, I missed the beginning. Does no bro include Bruh?

[Brett Vesely]

Bruh's no good either. Yeah, 2025.

[John Holmberg]

I think that's worse.

[Brett Vesely]

We're ditching.

[Dick Toledo]

Bruh's worse because it's like you said earlier, it's from teenagers.

[Brett Vesely]

So. John, what you're doing is going to hurt the economy. If BRO goes away, every gym in Phoenix is going to close. That's probably true. You're gonna have to unbro.

[Brady Bogan]

There's heavy broing going on right now.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot of bro, John. Can we keep it? Because it's such an appropriate term?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, and that's the other thing. Bro users, when you have a truck and we call it a bro dozer, that's not a compliment. No, you're basically in the category of that's a live bro user. Brodozer's alive because that dude's not self aware enough to realize that he's in the Ed Hardy. He's got the affliction.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, I saw somebody in Ed Hardy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they're a bro.

[Dick Toledo]

First time I'd seen it in years.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, they still make that. That's worth bigger to go shopping.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. When someone describes you as a frat bro. Not a compliment. You might think it is, but it's not. He's a bro.

[Dick Toledo]

John, how do we feel about dude? Is it still on the table? I don't know. I use it so much.

[Brett Vesely]

Dude, fine. What's up, dude? Like, dude's good. Dude doesn't get into the. Dude has so many different variations. Bro tried to be dude, but you know what bro is? It's the hydrox to dude's Oreo. Dude is the Oreo. Bro is the Hydrox. It's the cheap trailer trash version. It's the unaffordable dude. That's a good explanation. Wait. Yeah, thank you. We got to it eventually.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait, hold on. The guy who sits down to pee, drives around blasting dua lipa in a jeep with the top down is canceling bro. Whatever, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, exactly. You're a bro user and it hurt you. I stung something today. It has nothing to do with my sexuality or how I pee. It's you being a douchebag in public, that's all. Plenty of people will sit down to pee to be cleaner. That doesn't mean you should be able to call people bro. I'm just telling you that the majority of humanity rolls their eyes at you when you say it.

[Dick Toledo]

Here comes the backlash. Are you one of those no bro pussies?

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, it's no bro. God, we should have come up with this no bro vember week. Now, there's no months that rhyme with that for the longest time. But it's a. Let's. We're just done with it. That's enough. And chief can replace. Just put it on. Just put that coat on for a little bit. Chief. And then you realize, oh, I call people chief, and that's kind of creepy. And then you realize what you've been making people feel like with bro for so long. My guy is on. I don't blame the guy calling somebody my guy or my man. I blame the person who doesn't go, you clearly don't know my name, because that's what he would do. And he's done it in front of me, and I'm just like, he doesn't know your name. And I just say it. He doesn't know your name. That's why he calls you that. And then Brady can laugh that off. But what I'm doing is Brady a favor. To not embarrass him any further, because eventually that's gonna come up, where you're standing next to that dude and you're the catalyst for introduction, and you're like magic man. This is the shepherd of pies. I don't know your names.

[Brady Bogan]

I like that one.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, don't though. Nobody likes nicknames either. We've tried that. Nobody. Nobody likes nicknames. They're. It's insulting. Just learn my name.

[John Holmberg]

John. Can we make no bro the new no homo?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, no bro.

[Brady Bogan]

That's what I was saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No bro. No homo.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you say the person's name. What's up, John? No, no bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, no bro. You don't even. Yeah, well, you don't say bro at all. Just eliminate it. If nobody's using it, we're in a better world.

[John Holmberg]

Get rid of bro. What am I supposed to do, Watch step chief porn now or what?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the word brother step is okay. Step brother porn. Oh, and by the way, caveat. Still good with the blacks. You can still do that with black people. What's up, bro? Like you have to. Almost. Yeah, that's a thing I still use, man. Mostly. Hey, man, what's going on? But I find myself. I'll say bro if a black guy says it to me. That's different.

[Dick Toledo]

I think we're from that generation where we're all old enough. That man is our go to.

[Brett Vesely]

Man's the thing. Yeah, and even then, it's a little annoying.

[Dick Toledo]

Generation after us was dude.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, dude is. Dude is not going anywhere, but bro is. Can we replace it with playa? Sure, if you'd like to replace it, I'll leave it up to you to replace it with something. Ralphie Macon. Replace it with what's up, player? If people started to say that, it would be funny for a year, and then it would be annoying. So if you want to replace it with player. My player, I think that's pretty great for a little while. But again, just learn someone's name.

[John Holmberg]

How about Brochacho? I think anything with bro in it like that Bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Chacho makes me miss bro. This guy says another guy was Chachi.

[Brady Bogan]

I had a friend who. What's up?

[Brett Vesely]

Called people Chachi. Was he Dennis Miller? Knock it off. You're also. This guy says it's perfect. Thank you, Holberg. By the way, bro users, you're not Hulk Hogan. Stop calling me that. And we're not related. Yeah, it. It. It bothers me. 25. 2025. The year of no bro. No, bro. I like it. Try Something else on. Let's move on from bro. I like that. And now it's also time to start thinking about all those. The psychics come, come flying back out again.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, the Nostradamuses for the year.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, the, the Are we dying again this year?

[Brett Vesely]

Bebe Venga or whatever. Who takes credit for oh yeah, Bebe Venga? I call him Bebe Venga. I don't know if that's the first name but Bebe Venga is a eyeless, weird like 300 year old thing that pops up every January with its predictions and hits a few of them. One is kind of general which is the, the ecology's gonna get worse, it's gonna get hotter.

[Dick Toledo]

So it's like the John Edwards game Gimme pull up.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's the Gimme. It's the super. It's the super generic go to to say oh, the environment's gonna get bad. And then they glom on to like it's the hottest year the Earth ever had which, you know, not a hard prediction at this point. It was the hottest year. I mean there's no question there's something brewing but we don't know how to fix it. That's the thing. I think we're crazy trying to pretend like it's an SUV's fault. Something's going on on. We're not clean, but it's not our fault. That's my opinion about global warming. We're not helping but it's certainly not just because of us and maybe it is and it's really the truth of the matter is it's overpopulation and that's the argument that nobody likes to have is that we got to thin the herd a whole bunch by like 2 billion to get her back down to normal numbers so the Earth doesn't choke itself out or kill us, shake us off like fleas. But a lot of times she other now Bebenga did the years ago predicted that thing that happened over there in Indonesia that killed all those people with the tsunami. And he said it like right around Christmas time and early in here he's like it's going to be something nasty going on. South Pacific's going to kill, you know, scores of people, hundreds of thousands. Like holy cow, nailed that one. So got all this credit for it this year says war and he's predicted. I don't know if it's a he or she, to be honest with you. It's a she.

[John Holmberg]

Is it what I'm looking up.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know what it is. I Look at that face. And it's creepy. She. She kind of said, bro. She started. Hey, bro. With her prediction. Bro, listen. Whoa. Listen, bro. That. There's going to be a war in Europe that starts now that will eradicate portions of Europe. Oh, wow.

[John Holmberg]

That's already been going on.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's the thing. It's like. Well, now though, she's saying it's going to escalate and a new one's going to pop up that's going to make this whole thing even worse. Worse. That's the one. That's the one they're really glomming on to now. I don't know. Typical bra. I don't know why you're blaming all women for that. But you know what? You're right. The minute we put them on a news desk. Yeah, but. Yeah, the. Yeah, so it was a baby venga had all this stuff that was kind of. I don't know, it was sort of a weird, yeah, we'll see moment. But the end of the world is the prediction. But it's like 22:30 was the one thing. There were a few good ones. Yeah. There's the pictures of BEI BEI Vinga, which I think is great. I just find. I find her fascinating. Just some old, like, looks like all those pictures you saw are Russian women. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

I think it was Bulgaria or something I saw.

[Brett Vesely]

Major European war. She thinks we'll start early this year. Like we're going to get in the next few months that there'll be a major. The whole continent of Europe will be devastated by war. And Ukraine is not part of what's technically sort of Europe. But not. It's in there. It's going to leak over. And then she says, and then this year we start realizing that Venus has some stuff on it we can use. So we're going to switch our attention to mining on Venus. That's kind of a bold statement. We'll see if BEI BEI Venga nailed that one. And then it gets into the ice caps will be gone by 2033. Communism will be back. But the big one for this year from BEI BEI Venga is that Europe will be just absolute disaster for war. I'm gonna wreck a bunch of cool stuff. And in it it was like, you know, a lot of the, you know, temples will fall, pillars will. Pillars of history will fall. So, you know, I'm thinking like the Coliseum will finally get blown up and you start wondering how that didn't happen already. Ready. You know, Italy was teaming up with Germany. There Your peeps. And we didn't knock down any of the real important stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

The like the cities that were bombed and like Rome. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of got off scot free.

[Brady Bogan]

I think they were.

[Brett Vesely]

You'd think those.

[Brady Bogan]

They're being nice about it, I guess.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's what I mean. But you've seen Those World War II videos where they just open the bottom of a plane and shove all the bombs out by hand and they're just like thousands of them just falling out of a plane. Like Leaf. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

The accuracy wasn't.

[Brett Vesely]

They didn't have any. There was a dude with a crosshair circle that he'd peek through and go, I think that's a school. Hit it. It's a school or a factory, it doesn't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

We want the factory.

[Brett Vesely]

We gotta drop them now because we're still moving. They land where they land and then they just scooch away. They were pretty accurate with what the area, but not necessarily the building they just carpet bombed and how Rome got away with that. And you know, like all the stuff. Because if you go over to. In Burbank, in California, in Glendale and Burbank, at the Forest Lawn Cemetery, inside of some of the buildings is some of the most amazing artwork you've ever seen. And it's A lot of it is from Poland when they went and they put it on boats to get it out of there before Hitler showed up and they knew he was coming and they got all this stuff out of there. And there's a lot of it from Revolutionary War times and things. But World War II, they've got a whole bunch of stuff. Like this was super important. They just assumed that these guys were going to come in and lay waste to the entire deal. And then I'm watching the thing about Italy, Aerial America does aerial world. They just fly over cities and they did Rome. And I'm like, how has that thing survived all these wars? Like we were conscious enough to not knock down that Coliseum and piss. How pissed would Italy be?

[John Holmberg]

A bunch of backdoor deals there.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying. War is like college football. It's rigged. It's fits that we.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, they would avoid religious stuff. What's religious about the Coliseum? Not so much, but like St. Peter's and I mean that was kind of.

[John Holmberg]

The Coliseum's an earner for Italy.

[Brett Vesely]

So why are the Muslims avoiding that? That's my thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, now that. That's really.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying though. If you're going to blow stuff up and they've tried.

[Brady Bogan]

What they've done is just, you know, if you're talking about, you know, the history, the years they've taken over, they're like this. But this was. Belonged to the. The Jews.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but what's with the handshake deal not to knock down the Eiffel Tower? What's with the handshake deal not to go to Italy and go, hey, you guys are acting like pricks. We're going to take out your history. We're going to take it all out.

[Brady Bogan]

There definitely were some taken out, but I don't know. The big boys were there.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they never. They never talk about, like, oh, the thing that you didn't like in 1941 that got blown up.

[Brady Bogan]

London had to rebuild.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, London did, but even still, there was a bunch of stuff I think.

[Dick Toledo]

A lot of them had, but Big.

[John Holmberg]

Ben was still there.

[Brett Vesely]

The Buckingham palace, the Coliseum, or, you know, the Parthenon, Leaning Tower, Pisa. Yeah, I would go knock all those down. That's the first thing I'd have done if I was. If I. You guys team up with the Nazis again, we're knocking down your old stuff. And you're like, you like tourism, you like your money. When this all settles, you're not going to rebuild that. We're knocking it down.

[Dick Toledo]

Something has to.

[Brett Vesely]

Italy, Notre Dame. Like, you'd think that all those things would have just been the first thing.

[Brady Bogan]

You got one or two fires, although the most recent, some.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that was not from war, though.

[Brady Bogan]

No, but they had to rebuild a segment of it.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy says, learn history, bro. Coliseum did get blown up. Oh, Coliseum didn't get blown up. Wow, bro. How did that not happen yet, bro? All right, enough. But it's true. It's like, I started watching it, and I'm like, that's the first thing I'd knock down. So if Europe's ravaged in war and you haven't seen all that stuff in person yet, looks like you're not gone. According to BEI BEI Vinga. And she pops up every year. Every year I got this eyeless, weird hooded woman that looks like she's in line for bread. In the 70s, Russia, all those propaganda videos you see of people needing food. She looks like it, but she's got this. And a lot of them are super vague, but then she'll hit you over the head with one that's like, we're gonna mine Venus for resources. And also, Europe's gonna go to war in, like, March of this year, and then she'll shoot for 21:30 and no one will care. But she's. Then she's our own Nostradamus.

[John Holmberg]

How far out in the future did she look? Because she died in 96.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no. Like these are her 20, 25 predictions. Oh, yeah, yeah. Pops up every year.

[John Holmberg]

I just found out myself.

[Brett Vesely]

So here's the fun thing about her is that they always break out her year's predictions in January. Like she just did them. We got them laying around. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Why don't we throw them all out there?

[Brett Vesely]

We sometimes do. And that's why in 2013. Well, in 76 years, Nostradamus, we know all his. In 76 years, communism is going to be the worldwide choice.

[Dick Toledo]

From today or from when?

[Brett Vesely]

From, from. Yeah, from today. Okay. In 76 years from today. So 2100. Yeah, nobody cares here. I don't care. We'll start to see some hints. Evidently AOC wins all of it. That's basically what she said. So in the next 50 years, AOC is going to make some real good footprints and then somebody else crazy is going to run with that. But who knows? So anyway, the predictions are out and all that. And it was. There was a mystic shop yesterday. Old Town Scottsdale has like. No, no, no, not like the Washington mystics. They weren't hanging around. But she has a tarot card reading place in old Town Scottsdale. And oh, who got the reading? Oh, nobody's gonna do anything. That's 40 bucks for 15 minutes to have somebody tell you 15 minutes is a long time. There's something in your life you'd like to change. All right, give me the prediction. That's not. No more vagaries.

[Brady Bogan]

You're going to war.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're gonna get shot in the head on two Tuesday. That's a prediction. Just stay in the house on Tuesday. And here's the other thing that's. I'm kind of paying attention. Oh, and there was another prediction that sex robots would take the place of men. And starting this year, in the next five years, that the technology of sex of take place of man. I should say not men. The technology of the sex robot starting this year. And the AI and the intelligence that we can now plug into them will begin to become the preferred choice of physical activities. It will in the next five years surpass carbon based life form sex. So humans will then prefer at a 51% clip, the sex robot to the real woman or man. That's the way technology's going right now. Now the AI and all that stuff, I could see that happening. I can See, not necessarily that it would replace relationships, but more people would use them than not.

[John Holmberg]

Just think about, you're going to Vegas. You don't have that. You know what time of the month it is now, again, anytime vacation comes up.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, I got to see if you had one at the house that wasn't first off. The thing they got to do for technology, we've talked about this for years, is self cleaning. It needs to have an apparatus and a tank in its tummy that. That mops itself up. Like you pour an elixir in its tummy and it fills up like a dishwasher. And then you turn it on at night in the closet and it cleans itself up. And then you just go empty the.

[John Holmberg]

Tank, put some cascade in there, and just go to town.

[Brady Bogan]

Run the cycle.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, and we're all old, so we're thinking like you'd have to hook a garden hose to it or something. It's got. It's got a have. And then once in a while, just run a clean cycle to get all the lettuce and stuff out of it. You're gonna feed it and do stuff things in there that you don't normally do. But all the banana, the rotten food.

[John Holmberg]

That you shove in there, just get it some citric. Whatever that stuff you take does.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, well, what is that? No, I forgot the sodium nitrate. Yeah, I don't remember if that's right or not. I don't think that's right. I think that kills you. I don't know. Don't take my advice.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, don't listen to this.

[Brett Vesely]

But it cleans your system either way. Bleach basically, bro. So, yeah, it's one of those deals where it sits in a closet and you like the Dyson vacuums, you hang it, it recharges. While you're recharging it, she starts her cleaning.

[Brady Bogan]

Self cleaning.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the first thing that technology has to do. Because right now the only reason that sex dolls aren't in every man's house is because the crustables, that would grow off of it within a couple of weeks of. I'll clean it tomorrow. And you know how that would end. But now it just. Now it's just somehow another. You gave a dolly yeast infection because you stopped cleaning it. So, yeah, it needs to be self cleaning. Outside of that, I could see in the next five years, technology. I just talked to a lawyer a few days ago, and he's like, five years ago, when you talked about a contract with Anybody. Did it include anything about AI? And I said no. And he goes because in 2019, nobody knew about. We knew it existed. We didn't know it was going to do this. And he goes. And this is just the infancy of what it's going to do. I said, so you know, think about those types. I'm like Jesus. I didn't even think of that AI thing was like. So as fast as it's grown that'll happen. So that's one prediction I'd see that these psychics for 2025 saying that sex robots will take. And basically what it's saying is it would take the place of porn. As we see it. It's no longer going to be videos on. On the phone. So you would Bluetooth in with your sex robot to do the motions and stuff. Because they'll move in the future. They're going to be.

[Dick Toledo]

We did a story on that.

[Brett Vesely]

Remember the.

[Dick Toledo]

The little pod that you put on.

[Brett Vesely]

Your wang and it starts jumping around? Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And depending on what you're watching on.

[Brett Vesely]

Your VR headset and your VR VR controls that. And I just got those Ray Ban Bluetooth glasses. I don't have them yet.

[Dick Toledo]

The ones with what's her name selling them. I see dad talks to him and. And it shows all of her.

[Brett Vesely]

All of her stuff.

[Dick Toledo]

And she takes photos.

[Brett Vesely]

Love. It's at it. And he's just tapping his glasses all the time. They just look like old ravens. They're cool.

[Dick Toledo]

Is that when you take photo or.

[Brett Vesely]

You take pictures and video and then. And it has speakers in it. I got it for mountain biking. So you just put it on. And it. It has speakers so you can play your music. And. And it. And it's not like in your ears. It just plays so you can still hear ambient sounds around you so you're not lost in your head. Headphones. It was cool. But that's a technology that you could eventually connect AI glasses to your sex doll or whatever you want. Like again, the first thing we think of is that replacing porn rather than like a functional thing. Like a. We're not building any maid robots. Mexicans are still going to have jobs. We're not building anything to clean the house.

[Brady Bogan]

Darn it.

[Brett Vesely]

Which. Which is what you'd think if we were smart. We'd tolerate porn for another 10 years and focus on these robots doing work for us.

[Brady Bogan]

There goes that joke. Teach it to cook and clean.

[Brett Vesely]

Right? Exactly. We're not teaching it to do any manual labors. Like when can this thing bang me? Make it hot instead we're like, if we. If we were smart as a group, we'd say, okay, let's stop with the sex being the focus of the robot and make the robot do stuff for us where, like, it just walks around the house and cleans. But we couldn't live our lives with a female robot walking around doing stuff without trying to. That thing. We just. We're just sick that way. Even Brady, if he had a made robot. Hello, Mr. Bogan. How is your day? I'm gonna. That thing. It would happen immediately. You couldn't help it. It's helpless to you and it can't report you. And so I guess it's probably the smart. But they say it'll replace porn. Porn. And then by 2030, it would be that you won't. I mean, it's. It's. You think about. Seems crazy, like, I'll replace porn. That's nuts. But, you know, our dads probably didn't think that we would have handheld porn in the future. And here it sits. Certainly didn't think we'd have virtual reality porn in the last 15 years. And now that's just old hat. So the next step is robot. It's not really a prediction so much as it is just the natural progression. And they're building them, the pan's getting them. So all we need to do is figure out technology to make them a little bit more functional. And if you could teach it to clean the house, forget it. Tonight, I will be wasting a little bit of time watching the third installment of the Curious Case of Natalia Grant Grace. And I'm fascinated by this only because I've watched the first two docu series about her. She's the one who, if you don't know, got adopted by these lunatics a few years ago. And she showed up and had pubes and stuff. And they thought she was like 6 or 7. And then they're like, she might be 20, but she's got some disease. And so they just sent her out on her own, like, I don't want you. And they. They made claims.

[Brady Bogan]

Created.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, well, they made claims that she was trying to kill him or that she was saying that she was stabby and then she'd make sex comments. And she was Ukrainian and came shooting over here with her disease. And like, she's.

[Brady Bogan]

They're attempting to adopt her first, Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they got her. They adopted her, but it was through kind of shady operations to pull her over. And then she showed up and she had pugs and her disease was all over the place. So you couldn't tell. She's real little, but you couldn't tell. Like you looked at her and you could see their argument. Like, she could be six, she could also be 18. And then they took her to doctors. And one doctor says, I think she's about 20. And then another doctor said, oh, she's nine. Either way, they got her an apartment center.

[Brady Bogan]

They went with the 20.

[Brett Vesely]

They went with 20 and kicked her out. And then her neighbor at the apartment building is the best one. This whole day she just would wander in and I mean, just stunk. That's what she's sick. She doesn't clean her. She doesn't know what she's doing yet. And then talk about how she was trying to bang guys. I'm like, well, wait a minute, maybe she is 20. And she'd leap out of the bushes and scare the landscapers. Cause she was creepy looking. I've noticed though that in this new one, she's an adult now. They've dolled her out, you know, for sure. They comb her hair, they put a little makeup on her. And I'm starting to think to myself, I think I make a run at Natalia.

[Brady Bogan]

Where is it going now? It's like now.

[Brett Vesely]

Now the new family that has her is this black pastor and his wife. And they were a little weird in the last one that it got a little out of hand with the way this guy was acting. And now they're saying he's a cult leader and has her under a spell and they're trying to break her out. They don't know she can't catch a break. She can't catch a break. She'd be better off staying in Ukraine. Yes. So I want to watch. But I also noticed though, the lipstick and the hair's done and got a little Dua Lipa look to her. If she like miniaturized her and smashed one foot. Like if she. If Dua Lipa got caught and like eaten way too much starch and then got pushed into a hydraulic press, she's got a little bit of the thing going. There's something about her. When they're trying to sexy her up. I'm like, you know what, Mr. Natalia Grace here. So I made the mistake of searching Natalia Grace, and my phone goes, no, no, no, no, you don't want that. And sent me to someone called Natalie Grace. So I'm watching Natalie Grace in her bikini and I'm like, well, this is great. This poor girl is one letter away from being the worst looking thing on the planet. That can't catch a break in it. And Then so about 15 clicks in, then I'm watching Natalie Grace. Her parents don't love her either, because this girl who I've been looking at in a thong bikini and all this stuff is 16, just celebrated her 16th birthday. And I'm like, 12 pictures in what Parents allowing these photos she's on. She's just showing her ass off. And she's an Instagram influencer and she's 16, and they send her bikinis like crazy, and she just shoves her ass into the. And at first I was like, oh, this is fine. I didn't assume that she was a sophomore in high school. Trouble. So if you're searching Natalia Grace and you end up on Natalie Grace, you're better off searching. You'll know the difference immediately. First of all, like, yeah, yeah. Well, no, no, that's obvious when I tell you. But if you see her in all her bikini shots when she's shoving her ass into the camera, you can't tell. Hell, like, these are just. That's just Instagram modeling stuff. And she's still kind of like, maybe she's 20, but when she's in her bikini shots that are just rampant all over the Internet, that one would fool you. There's a bunch of them that'll fool you. And then I saw her celebrating her 16th birthday. Oh, yeah. I'm like, you can't look. That's on the parents. You can't click on those. I was about eight pictures in. Yeah. If you just go to. If you just go to.

[Dick Toledo]

She's not allowed to title her videos. You and Me Hawaii.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Or she's just wandering around in her thong. This is what I'm talking about. You found the videos. Her parents let her walk around in a thong on the Internet.

[John Holmberg]

Damn, bro. I can't watch those, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

What am I supposed to do with this, bro? Yeah, it's not right. But I'm searching a crippled midget and this shows up. You know, she's got 4, 13.

[Dick Toledo]

She's not allowed to put Bible verses in her.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, she's Christian. That's the other thing I found out. And her parents. No, she's not. I've seen her butthole twice. If you go to images on her name. That's all. Just her butt. Yeah, tons of it. And her parents are like, she's a good Christian girl now. Take a look at the ass cheeks on this one there.

[John Holmberg]

How old is she again?

[Brett Vesely]

She. As far as I could tell, she just turned 16 and then I ran from the Internet. Jesus again. When you're looking for a squashed cripple and you want to find out some more like photographs, are they trying to doll her up? Is she getting pretty? And then you see that, you see they look, they got. No, that's no good. That's that there's. There's certain times when Natalia's just not photogenic.

[Brady Bogan]

Now what is she going? What age is she at now?

[Brett Vesely]

No, Sheena, we know now that she's like 22.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. So the first doctor was.

[Brett Vesely]

No, she's like oh yeah, she was a kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, she was nine.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Cuz that was 12 years ago. Oh yeah. I think she's like 24 or something like that now. I don't know how she is now. It's a long time ago. This is like 2008. So she might be closer to 30.

[Dick Toledo]

Wait a minute. The last season of who? How many seasons?

[Brett Vesely]

This is three. The first one was her original parents. Well because stuff keeps happening and then they. And then the original parents just let her have an apartment and then they got into this big lawsuit and the mom ended up season two. What was season two was the new family house on the second floor. That put her up in a second floor apartment and she couldn't climb the stairs. And then they were neglecting her and she was starving to death up there. And then she's lumbering around the town.

[Dick Toledo]

What's the reveal for season three?

[Brett Vesely]

Somebody else swipes her and takes her in and it's this. Now this, the guy that's got her now is this pastor of this church and he's evidently like this domineering cult leader.

[Dick Toledo]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

And they got to break her free of this dude. She's like been enslaved. If you're going to enslave anybody, it shouldn't be her. She can barely move. Not getting much done. You're going to enslave somebody. Make it able bodied because what's the point? She. You have to take break all the time because her big club foot. But I do like though that in the interviews and stuff she's all. They've gussied her up. Like didn't they compromise?

[Brady Bogan]

Like okay, she might have been a teen when she was.

[Brett Vesely]

They didn't know. And the first. If you watch the Brady, you're still stuck on the first one when they. They wanted you to remained ambiguous on what is she. And then at the end they kind of left it like we don't know. But they did. The pubes are a weird Thing. But her disease sometimes creates, like, all sorts of stuff. But she was like eight in the head pubes. Just. First day they had her, broke her out in the bathtub, took her pants down, and mom came running into the dad going, hey, hey, hey, hey. The new kid, you know the one we just got, bro. He's like, yeah, what about her? Giving her a bath and she's got a push.

[John Holmberg]

No way, Bruceacho.

[Brett Vesely]

And then he comes in, he goes, sure, she's got a bush. Oh, should we give her back? And then they tried to give her back to the adoption agency. And I was like, hey, no take backs.

[John Holmberg]

Is there a lemon law in this or what?

[Brett Vesely]

There's no take backs. You find bush, that's on you.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a final buy.

[Brett Vesely]

That's on your. That's buyer beware.

[John Holmberg]

No bush, bro.

[Brett Vesely]

Bush beware, they call it. You adopt a kid with a bush, you should have. Should have kicked the tires. You make the purchase once it's off our lot, that's your problem. No buybacks. But now. And I'm just kind of fascinated about, like, when the makeup artist knows they're done. You look great. I think we're all done here. You shouldn't try a little harder. There's. I've done all I could do, you know, like, fixing the Liberty Bell. It's just not going to happen. You're going on TV like this. But they're. They're making her, like, do these, like, koi face shot close ups of her, like, side eyeing you. And I'm like, are they trying to make her sexy? And is it working?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, that's the. There's the admission. Is it working?

[Brett Vesely]

Am I noticing this because it's working? So that means somebody less than me would pull the trigger on this deal.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. You sent that over.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, nope, I sent a thing. I was like, I think I got. I think. Got a little thing for Natalia Gray. She's growing up kind of hot. No. Brady sends a picture back. I'm like, that's a bad picture. Come on. Everybody takes a bad photo. Give me a full body shot. She looks like, like a little smurf.

[Dick Toledo]

Can't be disgusted by that. You're sending over Kenny Loggins?

[Brett Vesely]

Jesus.

[Dick Toledo]

He's just as sexy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And between the two of what Brady sends over and what Natalia Grace has to offer, there's only one of them you're gonna. So I don't want to hear from you. Anyway, we're all back and that's. And this guy Devin points Out he goes. How about the Landman show with the pedophilia? Yeah, yeah. What's going on? There's a movement to go back to the 80s for this. Like, because that Natalie Grace girl, her parents. And you're right. Bible verses. I forgot about all that part. I ski. Daddled off of her picture so fast once I started blowing out candles. 16. And it said 2024. Like, she's 16. All I've seen are pictures of her doing adult things. And then in Landman, that girl that keeps getting naked is only supposed to be 17. And I'm supposed to act like I'm not noticing this. You're making me the bad guy.

[Brady Bogan]

Tough enough for. Is that Colemani or. No, it's a comb. Fiore.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know.

[Dick Toledo]

You know, too many combs.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. The guy that is in this kitchen looking at her ass.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't do this.

[Brett Vesely]

He can't work because she's. There's a hot 16 year old. Yes. I'm like, what year are we in?

[John Holmberg]

His name is Benny Mardones.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Don't do that to me. To start that. No. Brat. Stop it. But that's the Natalia Grace. She might be 9 or 16, but if you're gonna. If you're gonna $up, I'm gonna notice. So that's tonight on. Was that on, Max? I don't know. I. Oh, it's on the ID Channel. The Curious case of Natalia Grace, Chapter three. And then right in the middle of the promo, they're like, what are you hiding? And then she goes, can we cut? And she does a little haircut, whip, and turns her head. I'm like, that's kind of hot. Because you don't see the whole part of her, like, if she stands up and starts walking away. Boner killing. But. All right. Natalia Grace, we've been waiting for you to finally reveal that you're old enough. Isn't that what we were all. It's like the Olsen twins. We're just waiting to find out. All right, how old is that angel? But if you're interested, that's on tonight. I am. Curious how the new family's abusing her. And again, if she's of age, what's she still living with people for? She was on her own when she was nine. She should get this figured out. And all this TV money that's rolling in, Natalia should be doing okay. She doesn't need these people. Which is why they're trying to break her out.

[Brady Bogan]

She's had three documentaries.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Your third documentary that your name's on the title card every time. If you didn't, you just got bad management. At this point, she probably had none for this. But that's what I think they're saying about this new family, is that they're taking all her cash. She can't leave. And he's. He's kind of owned her. That's why I'm going to watch. There's no football tonight. And one final Hardy 2024, gigantic you to your Arizona Cardinals for winning their eighth game yesterday and against Josh Dobbs, beating my guaranteed bet of August of the Cardinals having a seven and a half win under over in wins this year.

[Brady Bogan]

Final game eight.

[Brett Vesely]

And they threw Josh Dobbs in his eyebr back at the Cardinals and the.

[Dick Toledo]

Whole practice squad out there for the Niners.

[Brett Vesely]

And Kyler Murray has the greatest game of his life. Four touchdowns. It was great.

[Dick Toledo]

By the way, Josh DOBBS Threw for like 340 against you.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, I threw five grand on that back in August. That was the safest bet of the year to me, looking at that roster. So kudos to Jonathan Gannon and the rest of the organization. And who knows what you're going to do with Kyler Murray, but you won eight games when everybody thought you might win three or four. They put it at seven and a half. I'm like, safest bet in Vegas. Vegas knows everybody. Vegas knows they won. Probably.

[Brady Bogan]

They were sweating.

[Brett Vesely]

They. Oh, they won three or four games this year. They should not have won. Absolutely. That was all coaching. So you got yourself a hell of a coach there, Cardinal fans. I think you should be happy with that. Now. Do you start over a quarterback? Then what?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know, man.

[Brett Vesely]

Then what? Because now you're an eight win team. So you're like probably going to draft about 15, 16, maybe 14. There's no quarterback coming to you. What do you do? Do you throw the bank at Sam Darnold? Oh, boy. Deshawn, all I have to tell you is Kirk Cousins is available. Remember Deshaun isn't. Want to see 60 million and a couple rape cases. Big whoop.

[Brady Bogan]

Perfect candidate.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, he'd be great. Or do you just keep Kyler again? Oh, dilemma down there in Tempe. Anyway, thank you, Cardinals. You screwed me. Big loss on that one. That would have been a monster too. I was 26, 24 at one point I'm like, just need Josh Dobbs to do. And then he just starts throwing picks and putting the ball on the turf. It was terrible. It's 7:46. How that happen. Let's get to a wake up song. What do you got over there?

[John Holmberg]

Wake up song brought to you by action ride Shop. And the snow will hit eventually up north. And Are you sure now's the time? That's what Josh told me.

[Brett Vesely]

Josh, he's hoping for the best. He is hoping, but let's be honest. It was three years in a row that we had winter.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And that's. That's never happened before, so.

[John Holmberg]

Well, just in case it does, I don't know what? Action rides.

[Brett Vesely]

Go to Colorado. He'll take care of you. Yeah, just get a bike. It's pretty much free.

[John Holmberg]

Yes. Yeah, you could ride the bikes all the time. So ski, snowboard. You want to hit the bikes. You know, the action ride shop is the place to be. Actionrideshop.com go visit them over on Gilbert road and Southern. They'll take care of you one way or another.

[Brett Vesely]

They said this weekend. They have no real snow in Flagstaff right now. It's all manufactured, which is not great for the industry. But, yeah, hopefully Josh is right. And there's a late winter that rolls in, but it's 80 degrees every day. I don't know what's going on. I'm enjoying it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Something's not right.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they get the big boner Storm through the Midwest. There's a blizzard going through the Kansas eastern. Have you seen the map of it?

[Brett Vesely]

No. It's another that's shaped like a dong. Okay. It let. It let his engine get revved up. He'll be back in a couple of days. He's still on dong watch by Thursday.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a weather dong, by the way.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no such thing as a weather dong. It's just what a child would do. He's been hanging out with Kirby. He's got a lot of those jokes coming. He's gonna have mom and Kirby.

[Dick Toledo]

Dong jokes out with Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, she's old enough now. It's mom and Kirby were at the house. There's gonna be a lot of. You've seen those ads where Dr. Rick tries to fix what goes on.

[Dick Toledo]

Dr. Rick.

[Brett Vesely]

He's. Brady needs Dr. Rick. The new Dr. Rick commercials. Are you. Where the lady goes out and stops the car driving by and he goes, did we really need to stop her for that? She goes, no, I got. And I don't know how many times I bet Brady's gone. Go around to the guy sitting in traffic, to the person he's talking to.

[Dick Toledo]

In a car, to the boys in the neighborhood who's winning yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Walks by who's who's champions. That's how you end up with a stranger. Teenage wrestling tournament in your front yard. When you're a single man, you won't leave the neighbors alone. But we'll get them. Back yard.

[Dick Toledo]

That wasn't in the basement. I thought that was in the basement.

[Brett Vesely]

It's been two weeks. Brady's been isolated with his mother and his daughter. And we're gonna get a lot of dawn weather patterns for a few days because that's what they've been laughing at for.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you see Bunny when she was here?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I was sick.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

I was sick while Bunny was.

[Dick Toledo]

Can't go near Bunny.

[Brett Vesely]

No. You don't want to start handing colds out. I got. They were going to come over for the Christmas Steelers game, but that got canceled because I was dead. It was a nice four days of just absolute yuck. I've never had, like. I've never just been laying there and have stuff fall out of my ears. But that was so congested that my earwax was tumbling out of my ear holes. It was so gross. I was disgusting for three, four days. Yeah. Anyway. All right.

[John Holmberg]

What do you got on the list? Metallica. Avenge Sevenfold, ac, DC Slipknot, Aerosmith. For us Returning. Back in the Saddle. Volbeat, I Prevail. Metallica, Scatterbrain. Don't call me dude. Because he wants to include that in this year's.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Make your own rules. We're just starting with bro.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll get bigger and build on it.

[John Holmberg]

Sepultura, Slayer. And then this one seemed pretty appropriate. Pennywise, Bro. Him.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Say goodbye to it. Yes. I'm in on the bro going away. I'm fine.

[Dick Toledo]

Jesus, John. We're an hour and a half into 2025, and Brady's resolution seems to be. To be a bit more uncouth. Apparently. Apparently.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Dong Weather.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm Ian Schwartz, and this weather's a dong. And congratulations to our friend Ian Schwartz. He got gay married over the holiday. Voluntarily. Just incredible. Always to me. Anyway, we'll do Bro him for Pennywise. I think that's a good way to say goodbye as we get rid of bro for 2025. It's time to go.

[John Holmberg]

Trying to find. Okay.

[Brett Vesely]

No bro. You have it.

[John Holmberg]

No, that chili just got it. But here's. Here's the dong. Here's the weather Dong Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

That doesn't look anything like a dong.

[Brady Bogan]

The one down there is the one I saw.

[Brett Vesely]

Just a pink line across the States with a rounded end you got dong on the mind, son. Yep.

[John Holmberg]

You don't think Ian Schwartz is gonna be reporting on that?

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, Ian's gonna be staring at that for hours. Anyway, it's Pennywise. It's Bro. Him goodbye to bro for 2025. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Vesely]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Idiots. It's Disturbed right there. Got a concert with them coming up here pretty darn soon, if I'm not mistaken. Am I wrong? That one's coming up here. All the signs are up at Footprints. That's why I know. Aren't they. Aren't they here? Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

It's like the 25th anniversary of the 6th in May.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought it was in March. It's in May. Yeah. Those signs are up down at the Footprint center, and they're pretty cool. So they're right around the corner. They see Disturbed come by here and do the entire sickness. The 25th anniversary. Oh, my God. And again, I can't do this because I'm a little bit of a savant, a little bit autistic with this 25 years ago, when down with the Sickness came out. That time has passed. If you were celebrating a 25th anniversary in 1990 or in the year 2000, you're going back to 1975's music, which is now 50 years, which we talked about earlier today would have been AC DC and Zeppelin. Yeah, 25 years from 75 to 2000 feels like an eternity compared to the 25 from 2000 to now. It's a retrospective year because it's got Born to run.

[Brady Bogan]

Springsteen.

[Brett Vesely]

Springsteen was. That's. That's 50 years old today. Well, yuck. Although that's one of the songs of his. I do like the rest of his crap is. Anyway. All right, Brady, are you. Hooters isn't back with us this year, so say thanks if I don't know. That's not on my list right now, so I don't know if Hooters is. I know they're not today.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

We love you, Hooters. Did somebody drop the ball down in sales? Normally, I say it's brought to you by Hooters. I'll say it. I don't mean it today. But there's no sponsor, so I'm just going to Go with the guys who did it before. Somebody. It's the first of the year, so somebody dropped. There's a lot of stuff that we're going to be picking up pieces is on trying to figure out what is that part of the new year. It's not. So just a thanks for all those years before Hooters. If our salesperson screwed this up, I'm sorry, Hooters. We didn't mean to. We certainly hope we still like you. Who's the sales guy? Who's got Hooters?

[John Holmberg]

It's Jen, isn't it?

[Brett Vesely]

Is it?

[Brady Bogan]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, let's get her down there. Chop, chop, chop.

[John Holmberg]

Maybe we should make a deal that Brady gets in the calendar for change this year.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that's what. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why they're still in negotiations. Now we're. We're digging our heels in on Brady being in that calendar for 2026. Anyway, it's time for the Brady report. All the news that only Brady knows and Brady reported.

[Brady Bogan]

Good Monday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world. Happy divorce day.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, are we done?

[Brady Bogan]

It's divorce day. The number one day of the year for breakups.

[Brett Vesely]

January 6th.

[John Holmberg]

What a waste.

[Brady Bogan]

The first working Monday of 2025.

[Brett Vesely]

So you just spent two weeks with your beloved and spending money and it's.

[John Holmberg]

Time and all that crap around the.

[Brett Vesely]

Holidays with them family. Screw that.

[Brady Bogan]

So basically started the stats show that A study in 2020 found Google searches for things like quickie divorce. More than double every January hit show.

[Brett Vesely]

You're. You're kicking your new year off new. How about that? I guess that makes sense. You. You waited too long. You had to tolerate the holidays, the family.

[John Holmberg]

No, see, I.

[Brett Vesely]

You didn't want to drop this bomb on your old parents or the kids. So you wait until after Christmas, and.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're still together, things are good. It's national take down your Christmas tree day.

[Brett Vesely]

Wow. They got that done. So this was great. Great about Christmas happening on a Wednesday. I had a couple days in there to just mop up Christmas. It was fast. It's all over. I'm with Brad on that one. If you're gonna pull the trigger.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Just do it.

[Brett Vesely]

I should have done it.

[John Holmberg]

Why waste the money and time over the holidays?

[Brett Vesely]

Kids be damned.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, screw.

[Brett Vesely]

Your mom and dad aren't together. Here's your prizes. But I guess January is one of those resets.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but that's the same with everything.

[Brett Vesely]

Going to the gym.

[John Holmberg]

I'm losing weight.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm quitting smoking.

[John Holmberg]

I'm you know, quitting drinking, why not.

[Brett Vesely]

Start in December, right? Yeah, I'm with you on that. You should have gotten rid of that two months ago.

[John Holmberg]

Damn right.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm not talking about women. I'm talking to you ladies, too. You get rid of that fella you don't like. All right, well, we're probably all going to go home to news. You were right. I know you're not wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Couple of basic fun facts. 19 of the 20 most common surnames in Mexico. And in either an S or a Z, the only outlier is Garcia, which is second most popular last name, by the way.

[Brett Vesely]

Congratulations to Mexico. The world just named it second most violent country on the planet. And we're talking about Africa, Ukraine. You're the second worst one. I won't hear any good news about Mexico. I don't. I don't like when people. That's a dump.

[Dick Toledo]

There's a lot less fans of Rocky Point over to La Pasci on that highway down there.

[Brett Vesely]

Why would you go to that place? Now, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a staunch believer that we need to badmouth Mexico, not Mexicans. And they always confuse the two. There's a reason you're here listening to us.

[Dick Toledo]

Country, not the people.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, your country's a disaster.

[Brady Bogan]

Cheerios were called Cheerioats when they debuted in 1941. The name changed in 1945. The most common name for counties in the US is Washington county with 31. Jefferson county is second with 26.

[Dick Toledo]

Hazard county in there.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man, that'd be cool.

[Brett Vesely]

It needs to be. We need a Hazard county here in Arizona.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, we do.

[Brett Vesely]

It needs to be. Pinal needs to change its name to Hazard because it's Apache Junction and Casa Grande.

[Dick Toledo]

And just divvy it up. We've only got like what, 15 counties in the whole state.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know how that works. Like, you go back east, there's like a thousand.

[Dick Toledo]

Montana's got 56.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And then 88. Yeah, it's crazy. Ohio's divided up. Yeah, it's non stop. But just change Pinal to Hazard. I guarantee you this, the day they announced that Pinal county changes to Hazard County, 14 people died trying to jump their cars. Guaranteed. Just on the pure notice that we're now Hazard County. Half of Apache Junction jumps their cars.

[Dick Toledo]

Are you including Florence in there?

[Brett Vesely]

Because are they in Pinal?

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. Whatever's in there now fits Hazard county better than anywhere else. But I guarantee you, every city in the newly minted Hazard county has at least Three deaths from car jumping.

[Dick Toledo]

Kearney and Superior might be in there.

[Brett Vesely]

Are they in Pittsburgh? Pinal?

[Dick Toledo]

I think so.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here we go. I'll pull it up here.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, because that is a. That is a place.

[Brady Bogan]

I didn't know A.J. was Pinal.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah, you didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

When you cross over Ironwood Road. Yeah. AJ Is a different county. Yeah, right. San Tan Valley's in Pinal County. Just missing Queen Creek. Yeah, you would definitely Sackatone. Oh, this is. This is a bunch of crap. Hard jumping money out there. How have we not changed? Eloy, of course, Skydive, Arizona is Murano or whatever. Marana. Yeah, that's. You tell me I'm wrong on that. Like, hey, guys, by the way, your new county name, Hazard. You would just hear a collective wahoo and they just leap their cars.

[John Holmberg]

Imagine how much Krylon Orange spray paint would be sold the first day.

[Brett Vesely]

First day. Yeah, it would be an economic Duke's Orange. Yeah, it would be Duke's Orange. And we'll paint it for you. Like, oh, yeah. I'd open an Earl Shib the next day and paint all the cars orange and just watch them flying through the air and hillbillies losing their last tooth smashing into the steering wheel.

[John Holmberg]

Amazon be out of Dixie horns for sale for your car.

[Brett Vesely]

Did you hear they change the name of our county, The Hazard. You're not going to jump it, are you? Well, we have to.

[Brady Bogan]

We had some New Year's Eve fallout. This Zambian police officer got a little drunk at work, and he freed more than a dozen prisoners to celebrate New Year's. Gave him a chance. Hey, go out, celebrate and come back.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure.

[Brady Bogan]

None of them returned.

[Brett Vesely]

What? Hopefully they were eaten by lions.

[Brady Bogan]

Most of them were fish.

[Brett Vesely]

You can actually buy the Dixie horn. Oh, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

That's a thing easy to install, John. Only 39.99, that is.

[Brett Vesely]

By the way, I'm looking at that. For me, that is not easy to install. First off, I don't even know where to put it.

[Dick Toledo]

It comes with. Is that right? Do they all come with, like, five horns?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's gonna play the different.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not a recorder.

[Brady Bogan]

What it looks like. So that's got a.

[John Holmberg]

Go to the thing. Maybe it's got the. The video there at the bottom.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. On top of the truck.

[John Holmberg]

Or maybe we can hear it.

[Brett Vesely]

Got to go under.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, hang on.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, that's. I don't know what you're playing. Yeah, I'd fire that last seal. Wait a minute. One of those Seals is tone down.

[Brady Bogan]

A little low on power.

[Dick Toledo]

All right, let me see.

[Brett Vesely]

How much is that? 30 knockoff. It's only 40 bucks.

[John Holmberg]

What do we get for 50 bucks?

[Brett Vesely]

Give me the red ones. Yeah. Spend a little money, Toledo. It's the new year.

[Dick Toledo]

Come on now.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

This one's gonna blow your mind. Oh, wow. That's the cholo horn. What are you doing? Food truck there? Yeah. That's gonna get you stabbed, Sheena. Truck pulling in. Yeah, you know. You know. Yeah, the food truck can have that. Does that have. No, I'm not. I'm not putting that in the jeep. That's appropriate creation. There's no way.

[John Holmberg]

Does it come with lasers and stuff to go on right after that.

[Brett Vesely]

Like Peoline just shows up at your house and goes, I'm taking your car. Where's the good one? Where's the one that plays Dixie for the brand new hazard?

[John Holmberg]

Did Dan Holmberg hear that?

[Brady Bogan]

That looks like it's funny.

[Brett Vesely]

If you honk that horn, my sister actually comes outside for dinner. She knows she's gonna eat free. It's like a trigger for her. It's like just honk it and watch. There's a blonde lady that can't stop following.

[John Holmberg]

Wave was from turtles.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. You don't have any of the Dixie ones. There's the bottom Dixie right there. Back. Ah, these guys in there. God damn it. I hate when I don't. That's the same one. Go back a page. And that one down on the right there, that says Dixie horn, doesn't it?

[Brady Bogan]

37.

[Dick Toledo]

I'll say Dixie.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, this one's 37. Seven, yeah. Okay, let's hook this bit. Well, this looks complicated as hell. It's got hoses.

[Brady Bogan]

Going to be the same thing.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Midway through, it goes a little Natalia Grace on there. Kind of limps around. It's that.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes. The middle one.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's not even doing the last note.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe it's a light one. Horn. Horn, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

It sounds like we're down a horn.

[John Holmberg]

That's the most expensive one we got. I think we're chilling.

[Brett Vesely]

Get me over a hundred bucks for this.

[Dick Toledo]

The most expensive was like, there you go.

[Brett Vesely]

There you go. That's 96 bucks. And it comes with an old one. Comes with a general leaf flag.

[Dick Toledo]

It doesn't have a video.

[Brett Vesely]

It doesn't need a video. You know. That's a good one. That was 99 and it's got the flag.

[Dick Toledo]

That's the same thing. Same drop shipper.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, they say that's easy to install. But I'm seeing a lot of parts.

[Brady Bogan]

How about the 884? Does that give a little. It's chrome.

[Brett Vesely]

Save 12 bucks.

[Dick Toledo]

No, it doesn't have a video anyway.

[John Holmberg]

Just call Wayne and Amco. You could probably install it for you.

[Brett Vesely]

This is all of us.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, there you go.

[John Holmberg]

He can have that installed.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a problem. Shane Orlando.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't necessarily waste his time now. I don't want to waste Wayne's time either, but it seems like Wayne might like it. And Wayne might laugh with you on that one. Shane would be like, you're devaluing your vehicle. Echo.

[Brady Bogan]

Wayne might have one on one of his.

[Brett Vesely]

Wayne's probably got one. Yeah. Wayne's got a lot of toys.

[Dick Toledo]

Have a shame not have one.

[Brett Vesely]

He probably does. It just keeps it quiet. I think.

[John Holmberg]

Aaron Brian's got one.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what he would have? No. He and Eric Brian both would have a train horn.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, meathead.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. And all three of those guys would have the train horn. None of them would have the Dixie horn. Every one of them would have that thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Police in Southern California pulled over swerving drop driver, 12:40am Last Wednesday, New Year's Eve. The man told the police he was dropping off his friends because he was the DUI tonight. What? And the officer on the video says, do you mean you're the dd?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And he said, no, I'm the dui.

[Brett Vesely]

You heard me. I'm taking the heat.

[Brady Bogan]

And they made him walk, and he was a mess.

[Brett Vesely]

That's not good. That's not good.

[Brady Bogan]

Luckily, his friends got home. She brought the dude in the Waymo.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Kept going in circles.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Around the airport.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And he kept hitting stop, ride, stop, ride. And it wouldn't. And he missed his 10 circles in a row. Yeah. And then the. The guy, the Kevin that talked to me about seat belts gets on and goes, don't worry. We have it all figured out. The good news is you're not going to hit anything. It's just not stopping. And you know what's crazy? It's for every 20,000 Waymo rides, one goes around the airport too many times, and everybody's like, I don't trust them. I still trust him more than I trust a cabbie. Like packing that thing full of explosives and doing something crazy. I know. I trust Waymos more than I trust the human mind. I don't want to catch a cab driver or an Uber driver on a bat bad day. You know what I don't have to do? Worry about the Uber driver turning with A gun and putting it in my face and taking me wherever he wants to go. With Waymo, I'm never going to get raped or assaulted by a Waymo.

[Brady Bogan]

And if they want to get. They want you to get out of the car. Like if you're out of hand, the car just stops. Right.

[Brett Vesely]

You can hit a button that says stop, ride or pull over.

[Brady Bogan]

But if they. They can.

[Brett Vesely]

Does it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

How soon does it do it though?

[Brett Vesely]

But if the car's malfunctioning.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Which this one was. They have to program it to stop because it got screwed up. It wasn't listening to any of the stuff. It was just driving around like I'm in the area and I don't know what to do.

[Dick Toledo]

Did you say it has like an ejection seat? Like they can, they can bump you out of it?

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, they just stops. Okay, well you don't know that. They don't though. Exactly. Now Toledo makes a strong point because I've been in a lot of wayos.

[Dick Toledo]

You said they can kick you out.

[Brett Vesely]

And there's no reason for them to have. Have the giant roof that they've got that's like a retractable dome. Those jags they have them in all have. So I'm not saying they don't have an ejector seat. I'm saying they haven't used it yet.

[Dick Toledo]

That's it.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a compactor that could kills you.

[Brady Bogan]

U.S. news & World Report put out its annual list of the healthiest diets.

[Brett Vesely]

Where was yours?

[Brady Bogan]

Not on the list.

[Brett Vesely]

No kidding. The Brady Diet.

[Brady Bogan]

Number one was the Mediterranean diet. Diet limit sweets, processed foods and red meat.

[Brett Vesely]

Too many olives, lots of fruits, veggies, Too many olives.

[Dick Toledo]

You like olives?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Of course he does. Tastes them constantly.

[Dick Toledo]

Had to ask the redundant.

[Brett Vesely]

His blood tastes like olives.

[John Holmberg]

Got olive oil coming over.

[Brett Vesely]

He sweats. Evo.

[Brady Bogan]

The Dash diet is designed to lower blood pressure. Stands for dietary approaches to stop hypertension. The flexitarian diet.

[Dick Toledo]

Never heard of this.

[Brady Bogan]

You're mostly a vegetarian, but sometimes eat meat.

[Dick Toledo]

So you're not.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, stunning. That's like the pan genders and stuff. Like you're not really a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

You just like sex.

[Brett Vesely]

Making up words.

[Brady Bogan]

The Mayo Clinic diet, a three month program for weight loss. You eat balanced meals with smaller portions and can't eat while watching tv.

[Dick Toledo]

So you eat right.

[Brett Vesely]

So you just eat a normal diet and you don't overindulge and you get up and move around every once in a while.

[John Holmberg]

You need in front of the kitchen. In the kitchen stuff in front of.

[Brett Vesely]

The tv instead of breaking out the bag of Tate's cookies and sitting there and binging the squid games, which, by the way, are awesome.

[Brady Bogan]

John Dozer.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, so good.

[Dick Toledo]

The new season is good.

[Brett Vesely]

So good.

[Dick Toledo]

John, don't forget Kevin is behind the computer as the driver of those Waymos. How you like them apples?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, I like Kevin sitting back occasionally going, look, look, look, look. I let it go around the airport two more times. He's crying. He's going to miss his flight. That's funny. They get bored, too, you know.

[Brady Bogan]

And if you're not on one of those diets right now, you might be upset at Chick Fil A because a lot of. They're catching some flack for changing their waffle fries to what? They put a pea starch on the frying process, and people claim they can tell the difference. It's to make them crispier because.

[Dick Toledo]

What?

[Brett Vesely]

That's just.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. The rumor was last summer that they are ditching their waffle fries completely.

[Brett Vesely]

The way you don't have that strong a palate if you're eating a Chick Fil A in the first place, to discern whether or not it was fried in pea starch. So Brett's right. That was power suggestion. So I can taste the pea starch. I'm like, no, you can't.

[John Holmberg]

You don't even know what pea starch is.

[Brett Vesely]

You just learned that phrase, you just don't want peas in your body. You just want French fries the old fashioned way. What are they mixing in peas with my fries, bruh?

[Brady Bogan]

I got a couple of radio videos. The first one is an AI generated UFO video that looks really re. I mean, looks so real, it's got some people freaking out about it. They weren't told right away that it was, but look how good this isn't.

[Brett Vesely]

This isn't real.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Brett Vesely]

It's a UFO in the middle of a field and a bunch of guys in Hasbro mat suits walking around it. This is a fake video.

[Dick Toledo]

AI.

[Brett Vesely]

Like right there. It looks a little shady. Oh, no. I'm thinking that that was. That's a.

[Dick Toledo]

See an Amazon logo.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay, so that. I thought that was just a glitch. That was a piece of tape.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. That was like.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Crime tape again. That's something that I would have looked at and said, somebody's pulling a trick, but I would have never guessed. AI.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, it's been three different shapes so far. That's the only thing.

[Brady Bogan]

Or they're different crafts.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, the Key to it is get close enough to see their fingers because it still can't get hands. Right. That's crazy. Real. Well, there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Next one will. We'll kick off the radio video season with some car hits, people getting hit. Oh, the first one's a guy on a motorcycle cycle.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, jeez. He just t boned a truck in front of everybody. Well, that's not good.

[Brady Bogan]

There's a couple of 360s.

[Brett Vesely]

All right. He t boned the car. So the motorcycle.

[Brady Bogan]

Next one. This lady's having a horrible day.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. She's crossing the street.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

In the crosswalk. She's in Turkey. It says right there. Oh, there.

[Brady Bogan]

She gets hit by the car.

[Brett Vesely]

And then another one's going to roll. Roll over. Oh, God. She's laying in the road.

[Brady Bogan]

Hit there.

[Brett Vesely]

No, Brady, no. Some guy runs out to help out.

[Dick Toledo]

Two people go to hell.

[Brett Vesely]

And then.

[Brady Bogan]

And I can't figure out this guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Next car slowly goes by. Oh. Hits her again, and only her. There's like eight people. Well, she's not moving too quick, is she?

[Dick Toledo]

Boy, in Turkey, they get rough. You hit somebody, they pull you out of the car.

[Brett Vesely]

Not just turkey.

[Brady Bogan]

Last one I call the trash compactor.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

This is the.

[Brett Vesely]

Is it. There's a trash truck across the street. It's a rainy day.

[Brady Bogan]

There's the guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Car's gonna hit the trash truck. Standing in the back of the trash truck, and the car just cuts him in half. Oh, God.

[Brady Bogan]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, Brett. Kickoffs for 20, 25. That make us all disgusted.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah. We'll start off mild here with where can it go?

[Brady Bogan]

Where can it go?

[Brett Vesely]

What more?

[Brady Bogan]

Don't ask.

[John Holmberg]

No, because snorting last year was a pretty bad.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. What do we see? What will. We should predict? Like, the one thing we'll see.

[Dick Toledo]

What trend? No, because Bailey will find it.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm going to tell you exactly what it is. Oh, we're going to combo the snorting we. We were introduced to last year. The snorting of the yummy.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't.

[Brett Vesely]

From the truffle butter. Yeah. Oh, don't forget the.

[John Holmberg]

One of the. Remember one of the last ones we had last year was the uncircumcised guy with the.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if Brady just finished or he was disgusting. Disgusting. All right. Yeah. Because I think that's going to be a cream pie. That a guy. A guy snorts a little Debbie is what I'm saying. That's my prediction for 2025. We will see that probably not too far off. There's probably people going, let's do that now and send it. All right.

[John Holmberg]

All right. Here's a little.

[Brett Vesely]

We're tree trimming.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, Some tree trimming going on.

[Brett Vesely]

Big trees. 50, 60 footers, guys. About halfway up, man. A little less than that. That tree is split in half. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And it split the tree and it drops down and bats him off the tree like a bug. Yeah. The whole tree just falls. And then it kind of bounces back and. And takes him out. Wow. It strips him off that tree too. Oh, my God. There's a moped in a cruddy country. Door opens the dude in the moped and sends him into traffic.

[John Holmberg]

Timing.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy New Year. Oh, my God. Wow. I think everybody in Japan gets hit by a car eventually. It just has to be there.

[John Holmberg]

And then this one is basically titled Suicidal Goat. It would rather die than get banged by these dudes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, no.

[John Holmberg]

Doesn't die.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I. Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

Goat running into a fire. And these guys are trying to. They're not trying to bang it, are they? He just stop running into the fireplace.

[Brady Bogan]

I think he could climb his way up the chimney.

[Brett Vesely]

But the goat is trying to run into the fire. Did you just say Santa? He's trying to climb up the chimney. He's okay. Why do they keep running into the fire? I don't know what is going on in that country that the goats cook themselves. They know their fate. They're just cutting out the middleman.

[John Holmberg]

And here's some impressive gymnastics work, shall we say?

[Brett Vesely]

All right. Dude dressed as Spider man who leaps in the air, does a backflip onto his boyfriend's wiener and starts. Oh, my God. That's the most amazing sex act I've ever seen in my life. He's dressed as Spider Man. His erect boyfriend is on the ground propped straight up in the air. He does a backflip with his butt out of the Spider man suit and lands directly on the piece peepee and just starts working.

[Brady Bogan]

That is risk.

[Brett Vesely]

That's Troy and Michael on Halloween. And I am happy to say Happy New Year, everybody. How. Show me that one more time. I'm looking for a glitch in the video to see that. That wasn't edited. Backflip, slow motion, lands it and doesn't even pause to look.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. That might be the greatest achievement in human history. Names one giant step for man going to the moon.

[John Holmberg]

One giant crank for mankind.

[Brett Vesely]

That was easier to do than what Those two just did what Luke Skywalker did to blow up the Death Star. The two meter hole. The guy topped that by a lot.

[John Holmberg]

Come on, Wedge.

[Brett Vesely]

It's like shooting womp rats back home.

[Brady Bogan]

He didn't get the spinnies.

[Brett Vesely]

That was amazing. Yeah. Could. Could any of our gymnasts do that? Probably all of them worth trying. The men, at least. How. How many times did they try that and fail?

[Dick Toledo]

How many stunt things aren't breaking.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's what I'm saying. Like stunt wings where you just crush a wang with a butt cheek instead of the. You can't be off a centimeter. And the lube has to be right.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, lube has to be.

[Brett Vesely]

It has to be perfect or extra or. We're talking about. We're just degloving your wiener with a dry hole. Fantastic. Kickoff to the year, boys.

[Brady Bogan]

Well done, Permanent Peronis.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's. It's. You're. You're breaking that like those skateboarders arms. It's going into a zone E shape. I'm impressed. I want to know their names.

[John Holmberg]

Troy and Michael.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I think. There you go. That's your Brady report. It's 98k upd.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Vesely]

He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just. Bit rude. Sounds weird, but. 2024. I believe that band right there was my favorite live performance of the year. I. You know, setting Corey Feldman aside, got two of those. That live show last year was so good, and Brett was there, and I think he'd agree with me, and that was pretty remarkable. We would normally do a Guadalupe replay here, but we don't. You know, what's the point of that? Wait, and besides that, we got a couple things we need to do a little cleanup work. Get Richard in here for that. Couple things first before we get Richard in here. Last night the Golden Globes happened. Brady and I were just talking about it off the air, and, you know, there's a bunch. I don't know if it's an age thing or if I think everybody feels the same way. Like, I don't know what any of these things are. I don't know any of these. I've never heard of the Brain Brutalist. I. I didn't know what that movie was. I hadn't heard of like half. Yeah, I don't know what that is. And that one, what's night is that night was a real pornhub. Yeah. I didn't know it. I, I, and then when I saw it, I'm like, oh, I think I may have heard of that. I did watch the Demi Moore movie where. And it is a. To me, it's kind of a fascinating look at the Kardashians. No, it's a, it's the way that it's like.

[Brady Bogan]

Substance.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, the substance. Where it's, it's a cool concept. It's kind of a sci fi, but it's also a real psychological thing to look at going, how far do you go to continue, like all this plastic surgery. You're gonna turn into a monster. You can't keep up. So it's, it's really kind of a neat concept where she goes to this thing and, and what is it? Every seven days she takes an injection. And for seven days. Days. She becomes this stunning version, like a beautiful young her. But it's her. There is no other person. Her dead coil sits in a closet for seven days. And then after seven days, she has to go back, refeed the pretty girl and get back into the old body and build it back. But eventually it's like, oh, the pretty girl gets more jobs, the pretty girl gets more attention, the older her can't keep up. And it's this weird. But at the end, the ending is so out of the. It's just, it goes so haywire. Sick, silly that it's. You watched it, Larry. Yeah. And. And what did you think? It's what it was to me. It was about the Kardashians. Like, how much plastic can you shove in your body before you're just a monster? The thing that I never understood about it was the fact that if you don't get to experience being younger again. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

What's the point?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you. Well, kind of. Yeah, that's true. Well, that's, that was more of the psychological side. This doesn't make you younger. It just makes you think you are, you're not experiencing youth. Right, Right. You're just, you just look a certain way until you can't look that. Until this can't fix you anymore. And you're right, it was an interesting concept, but the movie was kind of. Oh, it went, but it was. But what's her name? Quali. The girl that she's naked in it, like three quarters of the way through. You're kind of like, jesus, this is pretty spectacular nudity. Ready to, to really be Surprised? Yeah. That's the little girl from the end of Kill Bill. All right, Go screw yourself. Thanks, Larry.

[John Holmberg]

Thanks for wrecking it.

[Brett Vesely]

Why would you do that? It is. That's the daughter that they. That they put to bed. I knew she was in. She was in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, too. Margaret Qualley. Right. Thanks, Larry. I beat off to that. Not the Kill Bill thing. Yeah, since Kill Bill, I beat off to Kill Bill. He's telling me to now. So you got that. But I did notice this about the Golden Globes last night. And not to politicize everything, Thanks a lot, Obama. But Hollywood's learned its lesson. I watched part of the Golden Globes last night and none of the speeches were yelling at me about how great they are and how dumb I am and how their political agenda is the only way and thinking the opposite of them is stupid. Hollywood took a beating in November and they were humble last night for the most part. I didn't see all the speeches, but I did see them just thanking their parents and not saying that the political world has to go a certain way and diversity this. And I'm losing tired of this and I'm leaving. And I can't believe this country and it wasn't about politics for the most part. Now there'll be people who email. Oh, did you see? I didn't see it all. But what I did see pleasantly surprised me because they were back to joking around and being Hollywood stars who recognized we make movies.

[Brady Bogan]

That was one of Nikki Glaser's jabs at the celebrities. Was it that you lost? People don't listen to everything that you are told.

[Brett Vesely]

And they finally heard it. Yeah, because for years the ratings for these shows have been garbage. Garbage. Nobody cares about the industry anymore. They're constantly smugly pointing out their point of view rather than just saying thanks. That movie was fun to make. They gotta tell you why you're wrong and what your thoughts are aren't right. And politically, if you're not aligned with them, they hate you. And that's what those award shows have been over the last few years. Last night was different. Like oops. And Nikki Glaser was actually pleasant. She's a funny person.

[Dick Toledo]

So she did too many P. Diddy jokes.

[Brett Vesely]

She did a couple P. Diddy jokes. And they were good. They were funny. They weren't great too soon is what it. I didn't roll around look when I used to watch. No, there's no such thing. When I used to watch. Even Brady doesn't understand too. So he Just did cars running over people two weeks after the whole country's at half mast and all that. I mean we don't get it too soon. Doesn't exist anymore. The Internet ruined that. But yeah, I mean when Ricky Gervais used to host was it the Golden Globes or. It was the Golden Globes, right. And he just made a mockery of Hollywood the whole time and made them afraid to say anything. And then they, they'd say it and he, he'd ridic. And then they started to hate him. Like well, you got to let us say our never. You got to let us be self important out loud. You're making, you're ruining that. And it kind of got wrecked. So it was kind of pleasant last night. I enjoyed that. I still have, I still had heard of maybe three movies. No clue.

[John Holmberg]

Those ones you just rattled off. I hadn't heard of any.

[Brett Vesely]

The Brutalist. The first time I heard about it was last night and it won like tons of awards.

[Brady Bogan]

A different man.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know that one.

[Brady Bogan]

Sebastian Stan.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh no, the Sebastian Stan. That was Trump, wasn't it?

[Dick Toledo]

No, no, no, that's the Apprentice.

[Brett Vesely]

The Apprentice. You're right. Okay. You're right. Sebastian Stan. I don't know. I just knew he was the only.

[Brady Bogan]

Ones that, you know, Wicked.

[Brett Vesely]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't know the Animated and I don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Want to see Wicked cuz I'm straight. So it's going to be tough for me to sit 2 hours and 40 minutes.

[Dick Toledo]

Have you seen the guys in Bar Stool? I think it's the guys on barstool reviewed it and they were like, I hate to admit it. I was bawling.

[Brett Vesely]

It's magic. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Well that's my theory about the original wizard of Oz. Is those dudes sitting on that steel pole 30, 30 stories in the air going, has anybody seen wizard of Oz? It's fairly magical. He would had a hard time getting away with that. Awesome. With Sal and Gummy up on the. On the I beam sitting there hovering above New York City eating a sandwich and drinking milk going, it's pretty amazing. We went to Witch and the lion and there's like a dancing scarecrow. What are you talking about, homo? The wizard of Oz. My wife and I saw it was. It was magic. Twink.

[John Holmberg]

Just jump.

[Brett Vesely]

Just jump him off. We're dumb. You weren't allowed to talk about the wizard of Oz in 1939 with your friends on the I beam. It's the same now with the Wicked. You can't be in a room full of dudes over at Buffalo Wild Wings going, hey, who? Hissing Wicked.

[John Holmberg]

But the Denny's over there, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, look, Brett, there's an audience for it. There's a safe haven to talk about watching it. But anyway, and then the other thing that people want to mop up as we clean up 2024 now it is January 6th. We all know that 2025. And that means one thing and one thing only. Rents due. How's the boy?

[Dick Toledo]

I guess there's a lot. We haven't talked about it in a while.

[Brett Vesely]

He was home for most of his December.

[Dick Toledo]

Yes.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah, he's been home for pretty much.

[Brett Vesely]

May I recap? Yes. He's supposed to go to college starting in two weeks. Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

The 15th, I think the middle is.

[Brett Vesely]

He signed up next week.

[Dick Toledo]

That's on him.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

So, you know, he says he is, but there's financial aid involved in that, and I haven't gotten any notifications on financial aid, so I'm like, dude, he claims that he's. He's got his classes picked out and everything.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, doesn't mean he's paid for him. And he's actually going.

[Dick Toledo]

I understand.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I've picked out cars before that I can't afford. Like, I want a Lamborghini.

[Dick Toledo]

But I keep asking him, you know, hey, show me your account where there's a bill. And he shows me his account, and there's no. There's no pending charges.

[Brett Vesely]

So. But rent, we've. We're safe again.

[John Holmberg]

He.

[Dick Toledo]

He's safe again because of this Flex app that I told you about.

[Brett Vesely]

But that Flex app is dangerous. It is dangerous because it's a credit card that pays your rent. Right.

[Dick Toledo]

So here's how. So in December, we. He was signed up for the Flex. Flex app.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And he was. I, you know, put my portion of the money in his account, and he was supposed to take care of it. Well, I get a call from the apartment complex. It was a couple days before we went on break, so it must have been. We went at 18th. It wasn't quite that late. So like the 14th, I get a call saying, hey, we haven't received. Oh, boy, December's rent yet.

[Brett Vesely]

Even through the app.

[Dick Toledo]

Even through the app. And I said, that's what I said. I said, he's supposed to have taken care of this through. Through Flex. Well, apparently, if you. Flex starts charging your account at midnight on the first.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh.

[Dick Toledo]

And it keeps trying to charge it until you get the money in there until, like, the 4th or something like that. After the 4th your SOL.

[Brett Vesely]

So you have to load the account.

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you have to load your money into your account.

[Brett Vesely]

So how's that different than paying rent?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, you only have to do like 60% percent of your rent.

[Brett Vesely]

They float you a couple.

[John Holmberg]

What's the interest on this, though?

[Brett Vesely]

Like 35.

[Dick Toledo]

It's 1% of his rent, and then it's635.35 fee. So basically it costs him $70 a month to not have $205 in late charges on his. On his account.

[Brett Vesely]

So it just dropped the late charges. 130 bucks? Yes, yes. Which is. It's a savings.

[Dick Toledo]

Savings. Right, savings. So anyways.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, it could save him a ton more. It's just paying it.

[Dick Toledo]

So he didn't tell me or his mom about this until I got the call. So I had to. I called his mom first and I said, hey, you're gonna have to talk to him. Because if I talk to him right now, he's moving back to Mesa. He's done. And so she called.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn it. We missed by a month.

[Dick Toledo]

We called him by like a week. I think his was the sixth or seventh. Like a week later, all this. All this went down. So get it all straightened out. Find finally he's grubhubbing his ass off. But because he's got fees every day, he's got like another $215 in late charges in December. So I talked to the guy at the. At the apartment complex, and I'm like, hey. I go, we'll get the rent there. I've talked to him. I didn't know that it was late. I go, can we do something about the late fees? And he said, I can do. I can get rid of the late fees one time, one time only. And I'm like, okay. He goes, but I got to know when you're going to pay because that's the day that I have to wipe them out. So I talked to Alex and He was like 200 and $190 short, and he's grubhubbing his ass off. So he grubhubs and grubhubs. And he's like. He calls me and I'm like, all right, what are you, short? He was like, $35 short. I'm like, all right, we're paying rent today. And I said, you're gonna owe me the 35 bucks. So he grubhub that weekend, the first weekend he was up here and paid me back his 30. The 35 bucks. And his rent was paid.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's good.

[Dick Toledo]

He only had like 12 days to come up with the next thousand dollars which was due this this month.

[Brett Vesely]

Brady, give him. What's the option that you had for his son? Remember? Yeah. Don't say.

[Dick Toledo]

Don't say it.

[Brett Vesely]

What was the word you used?

[Brady Bogan]

Gold.

[John Holmberg]

He's just getting him a job at Trajan wealth because he is a financial genius. I mean, wow.

[Brett Vesely]

So it's the gulp. They have the gulp area of trade. This kid teaches people. Not everybody understands money, but I understand one thing.

[John Holmberg]

Here's how you download.

[Dick Toledo]

The third was. The third was Friday.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. All right.

[Dick Toledo]

And he's having. And so he needed to pay. He needed to have his thousand $35 in his account by Friday that he's hustling. Hold on. So he.

[Brett Vesely]

He's time to hold on, land the plane.

[Dick Toledo]

But he come. But he comes in, comes in home and he's. And he's kind of got tears eyed. I'm like, what's going on? He goes, just.

[Brett Vesely]

Those weren't tears.

[John Holmberg]

I didn't see their tears of joy.

[Brett Vesely]

Did he? Where the tears look a little infected.

[John Holmberg]

He's gonna style.

[Brett Vesely]

I get them all the time. Every Friday at 10. Don't look at me.

[Dick Toledo]

So you stressed out. He starts freaking out because grubhub kept bumping him off the app. And I'm like, this is why you need a real goddamn job. And so anyway, he went out the next day. He ended up being a couple bucks short. So he loaned that to him. He's current on his flex payment for January. The bulk of that comes up on the 16th of January.

[Brett Vesely]

So he's got grubbing again.

[Dick Toledo]

What's today good for him?

[Brett Vesely]

10 days.

[Dick Toledo]

He's got 10 days to come up with $610.

[Brett Vesely]

Like now.

[Dick Toledo]

And that's what I told him. I'm like, get your ass out there now. Stop doing it.

[Brett Vesely]

The last three days, there's always the Brady method.

[Dick Toledo]

Nope.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you make on a delivery?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

No idea. I have no idea what he makes.

[Brett Vesely]

It can be more like eight or nine bucks. Right?

[Dick Toledo]

Well, he said, and here's the thing about it too. Because, you know, obvious, obviously I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Can be more than.

[Dick Toledo]

People order different amounts. Right? So he said to Hugos goes get bumped off the app, dad, Because I was out and making one delivery and I didn't answer a delivery. It was only for $2. And so they kicked me off the app. And I'm like, yeah, because you have to take all the deliveries. That's how they balance things out. You can't just cherry Pick all the good ones.

[Brett Vesely]

I didn't.

[Dick Toledo]

I just didn't answer it.

[John Holmberg]

Here's a.

[Brett Vesely]

Shut up. Yearly pay for Grubhub is $51,640.

[Dick Toledo]

That is not what's happening here.

[Brett Vesely]

Is that what the average. It's says? It's 19 bucks an hour if you're running, and that's 38,000. But 19 bucks an hour is.

[Dick Toledo]

He's more down in 12, you said per delivery.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, no, I can't imagine bucks.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, you probably get three in.

[Brady Bogan]

You got.

[Brett Vesely]

With a tip. Three in per hour. You're getting three deliveries in, but you're getting.

[Brady Bogan]

But you're getting.

[Brett Vesely]

You're making six bucks a thing.

[Dick Toledo]

It depends on the value of the. Of the delivery.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

Let me check the text. I'm sure somebody.

[Brett Vesely]

They're probably not making a ton. Yeah, that's. I mean, you can make a living out of it. You got to do eight, nine hours a day. Day. Just get a job.

[John Holmberg]

Well, Anyway, call Jeff Jr. And get him a job.

[Brett Vesely]

He said, you don't go to Trajan Wealth. Go to Trojan wealth and start your own business. What's up, Trojan? And that's Brady's plan. I would never have that plan. I think that's disgusting. Brady. Brady suggested the gold plan weeks ago. Anyway, well, thanks for the update. There you go. People were asking. Asking. Toledo's kid moved back over the holidays. Shockingly, this failed attempt to live in Tucson is still going. This is. This is lasting longer than Jimmy Carter's years in hospice. I'm shocked.

[Dick Toledo]

Oh, my God.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Dick Toledo]

And they look about the same.

[Brett Vesely]

Is he starting. He's starting to age.

[John Holmberg]

No more modeling.

[Brett Vesely]

A little gray and emaciated. He's not eating.

[Dick Toledo]

Stress is getting to it.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, well, we need to.

[Dick Toledo]

No, he's eating because he's eating my food.

[John Holmberg]

Food.

[Brett Vesely]

Well now, but he's got to go back. He. Hopefully he's stocked up for winter.

[Brady Bogan]

Add school into that mix.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's. Yeah. This is a disaster. High five, Brett. Another 20. 25.

[Dick Toledo]

I had to talk to him. I'm like, listen, here's the one thing I know that you've been doing. I know what you've been paying for.

[Brett Vesely]

Weed.

[Dick Toledo]

Yeah. I'm like, maybe you need to cut down on that little budget a little bit.

[John Holmberg]

Priorities, chief.

[Brett Vesely]

And he's still stressed out. Yeah, man, that's. He doesn't have enough weed. You need to buy him some more weed. Because the answer is more weed.

[Dick Toledo]

I also had to talk to him. Finally, I'm like, hey, you gotta not do that in my house here. Skunk boy.

[Brett Vesely]

He's. He's smoking in the house.

[Dick Toledo]

He did it, like, once, and it, like, permeated everything. I'm like, that's the. I will not.

[Brett Vesely]

He's high. Pretty much 12, 15. No, no, no.

[Dick Toledo]

Not all the time. No.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, you should start.

[Brady Bogan]

Not like Kirby.

[Brett Vesely]

You should start. Yeah, get him down with Larry on the Puff and gulp program.

[John Holmberg]

He can get a job at the.

[Brett Vesely]

Record store with Kirby. Parents don't get us, man. Bruh, you're right, bro. We should go hit the gunge anyway. Well, good for you guys. Congratulations. It all sounds terrible, but we all missed by. But you almost got it. You said early December, and it sounds like that was that. That guillotine was about to drop.

[Dick Toledo]

Guys, I do about three or four deliveries an hour to average about 20 bucks an hour, not including tips. There are slow times and down times, just like any rest.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's what I was gonna say. If you're having a good run, it's probably 20 bucks an hour. And you're gonna have a couple hours in there that aren't, so. Probably averages out to like 12, $13, but 50 grand, but you gotta be working a lot. That's pretty good. All right, well, good. Go get him, Alex. Just move back. What's he doing?

[John Holmberg]

That's why Toledo keeps paying. He doesn't want him to move back.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, Toledo keeps foot in the building down there.

[John Holmberg]

Worth it.

[Brett Vesely]

We got what would Brady do? Coming up in just moments. And we know that what Brady's suggestion for that one is. So he already told you. Gulp. If you're struggling with rent in January, the Gulp program exists. All you have to do is.

[Dick Toledo]

I like how you had guilt in resaying it too.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, when he said it the first time, the. The. He was tomato red. I just suggested the boy blow himself out of trouble. What's happened to me? Dong weather patterns. We got what would. Ready to do. Coming up next. It's 98.

[Dick Toledo]

It's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this. You P.D. hberg's morning sickness. You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself. He's evil sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. 98. Evil. This one still has paperwork. We still have paperwork. Salesperson. Same salesperson. No, no, it's Ed. Oh, didn't drop the ball on this one.

[John Holmberg]

Of course not. He was bothering me on vacation, too.

[Brett Vesely]

About what?

[John Holmberg]

Hey, can you cut a new spot for me?

[Brett Vesely]

No, I'm on vacation. Calling me.

[Brady Bogan]

Did he go, my man?

[John Holmberg]

He said, bro, because it was before the new year.

[Brett Vesely]

And then I was like, all right, you were allowed to get up until January.

[John Holmberg]

Now it's chief pal.

[Brett Vesely]

It's no bro. 25. For those of you just tuning in, no more of the word bro. We're done with is. What would Brady do for a brand new year? And it's brought to you by our good friends over at Mo Money Pawn. M and P Guns is right there inside of it if you want to head over there. 12th street and Indian School. Mo money pawn.com. you got some presents. You don't want to drop them off there. Get some cash back on that Craig guest. Or you can start thinking about next year's Christmas. And you know what? You can start shopping on now while you're still in that mode. They got everything you've ever wanted. They got the guns inside at M and P Guns, the classes are going on AR15s. They got the nines. You can build them all. You can save some money while you build it. Learn a whole bunch about it, which you should know all about the weapon you're carrying. And they teach you everything you've ever wanted to know while they've got everything you've ever needed right inside the store. 12th street in Indian School. It's Mo Money Pond. MMP. Gunsmomoney.pawn.com. thank you for helping us out. What Brady do?

[John Holmberg]

I went out and shot my AR that I built in the class this weekend. Last weekend.

[Brett Vesely]

I forget if it was Broomhead. Somebody saw the pictures and said, oh, boy. Brett's polishing his skills for the apocalypse.

[John Holmberg]

2025 is coming up, you know.

[Brett Vesely]

Where'd you go?

[John Holmberg]

Just out to the Usury Pass.

[Brett Vesely]

Desert Shot?

[John Holmberg]

No, no. We went out to the range over there.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, okay.

[John Holmberg]

By the. By the river.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I've never been out that one. I've ridden my bike out there and heard it.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah. I just want to leave. I'm hearing gunshots. They can get to me.

[Brady Bogan]

Good times.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. That's cool. And that's the first time you shot it?

[John Holmberg]

The first time, yeah. Since the time. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they're. It's a. It's a sports car of guns. Yeah, It's a fun gun to shoot. All right. Are you ready, Brady?

[Brady Bogan]

Ready.

[Brett Vesely]

We'll start here with this guy called H. Says, Brady, Gary's wife's a whore. Happy New Year. And he just remembers for no reason at all. Bringing Gary's wife back into the party. Says, I bring up Gary because I nailed my neighbor the other day. Her husband is working all day long every day. And she walks the dog at 3:30. I've noticed her walk by. She's very pretty. I'm a recently divorced man. I'm looking really good and I think I'm ready to dance. It's been enough time. It was almost like she could feel that on me. She stopped by my house last week while I took down Christmas lights and she played me like a fiddle. We put her dog in the backyard because she said she wanted to see if our houses had the same floor plan. Started talking. It led to her telling me she was lonely. One thing leads to another and we're in the shower. I did feel bad afterwards that I had done this, but now we're four days removed and I'm horny again. Do I stand outside today at 3:30 and wait for her to walk by? It was great. There's no phone. There's no phone number, no contact. Just regular 3:30pm sex on weekdays when it wanders by the house, weather plan permitting. Tell me what I need to hear. And then, Brett and John, I need you to tell me what I want to hear.

[John Holmberg]

Signed h. Speaking of AR15s.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. No, just kidding. Watch out or thank you or.

[Brady Bogan]

That's a great point.

[Brett Vesely]

All right, go ahead. Brady says she'll get shot by an AR15. I'm saying maybe you got another Gary in there and he'll end up with a brain tumor and you can have her all you want.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, and do you feel good about that? You opened up with that right off the bat. Gary's wife's searcher and what are you doing?

[Brett Vesely]

He's the neighbor. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just there's too much that could happen on this thing that if it goes south, if it gets discovered, sure, it's terrible. Then either you're gonna have to. I mean, move the neighborhood.

[Brett Vesely]

Hear that part though? Keep that note in there. Go ahead.

[Brady Bogan]

You just.

[Brett Vesely]

The key thing Brady just said was if it gets to discovered.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

If it doesn't, you've done a good job. That's your options. You go willy nilly like crazy. Or you set up a plan to never get discovered. But those are your only two options. And then the AR15 gets involved.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So if you're. If you're going to do this, go out after.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm just saying. Again, I'll say go after people that Are more available.

[Brett Vesely]

She's super available. 3:30. It's door to door, Brady. Look, it's so conveniently available. It doesn't mean it's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Through a divorce.

[Brett Vesely]

Sure. Sure. Doesn't mean it's right. It's not right, but it's super convenient. Of course it's not. I know most of the time random sex with a stranger whose phone number you don't have is going to lean towards the not right thing. But just to put it in the perspective of reality, sure, you can keep doing it. But like Brady said, if it gets discovered, then Brett's AR15s get it involved.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Are you willing? Will you weigh that? Is it worth. Just be aware of that six, seven more times, then cut it off.

[Brady Bogan]

Whatever you think the reasonable number is.

[John Holmberg]

But then you got a chance of her getting. Then you got a chance of her getting attached.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's your. That's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

And then you got. Then you got psycho broad on your. On your hands.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Kids involved. If there are.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't know about that. Let's not bring in things we don't.

[John Holmberg]

And now you're wrecking his boner.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on. What's wrong with you? Nobody brought up kids so there's no reason for us to start thinking about it. She's just the dog. She walks the dog every day at 3:30 and she probably doesn't have kids. Cuz at 3:30amom would be waiting for her kids to come home.

[John Holmberg]

That's true.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, she could.

[Brady Bogan]

They could be driving.

[Brett Vesely]

All right then they're old enough to not matter that their mom.

[John Holmberg]

Then she's expired.

[Brett Vesely]

What are we doing with this old lady? What are you doing with some old.

[Brady Bogan]

Lady with teenage kids?

[Brett Vesely]

Yuck. But fish that jump in the boat are hard to ignore.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not doubting that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Whenever you're going I gotta go fishing and you go outside and you're loading the boat up and then all of a sudden just jumps in, starts flopping around.

[Brady Bogan]

I wouldn't pursue Scott Peterson.

[Brett Vesely]

Not even in the water. Yeah, and you got. You got Scott Peterson wife standing in the. Before. Before. Yeah. Brett's right though. Brady's right. I'm just the voice of reason. Sure. You do this, but the key phrase Brady said was if this gets discovered. Now the if is on top of it. So you can run that risk. If it doesn't get discovered. High cotton.

[John Holmberg]

Is it worth the risk? That's just it. I mean is this, you know, you talk. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably going to stand outside today at 3:30. Let's not act like he's not. Yeah, well, he's going outside today at 3:30.

[John Holmberg]

He's got his boombox in his overcoat on and playing Peter Gabriel and new.

[Brett Vesely]

Gary Mighty come home from work with a headache going, man, my head hurts. And he's got a tumor too. And he sees his wife's dog coming out of your backyard. Well, she looks like she's been gargling mayonnaise for the last half hour. Meanwhile, let's just wait for you to walk your dog by the house. Oh, hi.

[Larry McFeely]

Hey.

[Brett Vesely]

You want to go fishing?

[Brady Bogan]

I'm a fish.

[Brett Vesely]

Get in the boat.

[John Holmberg]

Smells like it.

[Brett Vesely]

Use your brain. Brady wasn't wrong. I know you're going to stand outside at 3:30 so Brady will just shake his head. I understand why you're doing it. You know, you got that striped bass that's wandering around there while you got a fishing pole with nothing on it and you still hooked it. But any woman that'll sit in your kitchen the first day you meet her and tell you how lonely she is and next thing you're in the shower, she's got a screw lose. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Is a reward worth the risk? I mean, that's just it.

[Brett Vesely]

She's gonna tell and you're two doors.

[John Holmberg]

Down and basically we need a photo of her.

[Brett Vesely]

So Brady brought up that whole she's got driving kids and that means she's in a nursing home. Yeesh. Dear Brady, I'm a 344 pound full man. Six feet seven inches.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, slim.

[Brett Vesely]

Six seven three four. Four is. It's your dream size especially. My doctor just told me I have three to five years to live. At the rate I'm going. Going with. I'm 56. I've struggled with weight my whole life. I have no kids. My wife left me emotionally eight years ago. She still lives here. I'm a happy man though. Surprisingly. I'm a lot of fun. But struggling sucks. So do I just redline this for the next three or five years and be happy and drop or do I hate myself trying to lose weight and probably die from the stress of dieting anyway? Help me.

[Brady Bogan]

I'd go out happy.

[Brett Vesely]

You take the three to five year sentence. You're not dieting.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I. I think you could. There's a couple of things he's like.

[John Holmberg]

Giving a brisket and burnt ends and stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

This guy gave great advice a second ago. He has turned the corner. See his dirty bird is isn't walking down the street with a dog and a in a lonely problem. His issue is the doctor's telling him, you got to do something different here. No, I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

No. If I was, if I was given three to five years, yeah, I would probably change some things up, right? I mean, try, Try to lose some weight. And there's some, you know, there's some stuff that can really help.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah, but doesn't that like a three to five year sentence? If you don't want to die, isn't that more than just, I'll try to lose a couple of pounds? Isn't that the moment where you're like, I've got to make all the changes? It's not about Trump, it's about getting it done. You just got told you're so unhealthy that in the next three to five years. Here's the thing I'd be afraid of you don't die, but you have a debilitating stroke because your doctors warned you, like, hey, man, this engine is orange, it's so hot. And you seem to think that it's either death or nothing. The last thing you want is to be fed through a tube. What they say you're going to eat because you didn't die. And now you're just some stroked out mess. That's. And you're going to live for a long time that way because you're going to be at the doctor all the time.

[Brady Bogan]

It's just like banging that old lady, that married lady.

[Brett Vesely]

No, it's not.

[Brady Bogan]

It's taking your chances, John.

[Brett Vesely]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

You will take your roll on the dice.

[Brett Vesely]

You will take your chances that the doctor's wrong and your heart won't explode and your brain won't bleed all over the place.

[Brady Bogan]

Doctors get it wrong all the time.

[Brett Vesely]

God forbid. Well, then, you know what? Same argument a lot of husbands never find out, right? Well, you don't have that answer attitude. You were shaking your head, Mr. Morals.

[Brady Bogan]

I understand what you're saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, yeah. So it's just the subject choice. You can talk to some people and you tell them what they need to hear. And they're like, my thing for that would be a doctor says, hey, dude, blood pressure through the roof. Miss a day on your pills, I dare you. Like, yeah, well, I die, I got three. He's not saying, you got three to five years. You'll just drop dead in some peaceful sleep. Sleep. You got three to five years. You might survive a heart attack, be debilitated. Your brain starts bleeding, you stroke out. You can't lose your. And then you do die. So the last couple years of these three to five years, are you limping around or wheeling around or drooling out one side and getting fed applesauce? That would scare me into doing something right. I don't want to struggle. I don't mind dying. I don't want to struggle. And the doctor just told you you're about to start a massive struggle. So you think dying is more.

[Brady Bogan]

That is more to. I mean. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

What needs to be more 673446. Terrible heart attack. Age.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm saying he's got to have some. Some other problems, too.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, yeah. And it's all stemming from the fact that he's 67344, and he's not. And it isn't good 344.

[Brady Bogan]

It's probably 100 if it was probably 132 years ago or something like that or.

[Brett Vesely]

He said he struggled his whole life.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So he's been big his whole life. All right, last one. I like this one a lot.

[Brady Bogan]

He's. You're.

[Brett Vesely]

Stop doing that damn pen. Put that down.

[Brady Bogan]

I just did it. That.

[Brett Vesely]

It's not the first time. I've heard it a hundred times already. Put it down. Give me the pen. You're not allow. Give me the pen.

[Brady Bogan]

I got it.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Give me the pen. I'm not.

[Brady Bogan]

I need the pen.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't need Bob do.

[Brady Bogan]

Right there.

[Brett Vesely]

Where is it?

[Brady Bogan]

Over the side.

[Brett Vesely]

Richard, take the pen from the boy. Dear Brady, for Christmas, my dad and stepmom stopped at Walgreens to get a bottle for dinner. Classy. Classy stuff. When they were there, a homeless woman told them in the parking lot she had nowhere to go, so they stuffed her in the car and took her to my house. Oh, my God. To some Christmas Hallmark miracle. It was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but I put a stop to it at the doorstep the second that filter bag stuck her mangy foot in my front door. I said. They said, let her have a shower and some of your clothes, at least It's Christmas. And I said, no. The last thing I need is that thing knowing where I live, and it's way around my house. I'm gonna call the police if she doesn't leave. The whole family turned on me. Everyone. I didn't want this crack addict in my house. Here's the crux. I'm a very, very loud Trump supporter. My dad and his new wife are liberal nuts. This was a virtue signaling thing. They knew I'd do this. The Christmas woman. Oh, since Christmas, that woman's been to my door three times. She hangs out by the Circle K down the street from my house. I see her everywhere. My dad and all my siblings left Christmas in a huff. Didn't even eat dinner. It almost got physical. My wife said I owe them all an apology. And I'm planting my flag on this one of the 11 people at the house, all of them are angry at me. What would you do, Trevor? Wow. That's some crap. My sister would pull.

[John Holmberg]

Stacey Chabert. I mean, it does sound like a Hallmark.

[Brett Vesely]

It is. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

This is just the. The symptom of what's been going on for a long time on this family.

[Brett Vesely]

I mean, they lost the election.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they just shoved something in your face. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And decided, why would you do that on a. You know, you're being invited over for.

[Brett Vesely]

A Christmas dinner and you bring miracle cracking alone.

[Brady Bogan]

It's time to. Basically, I. I think you probably should sit a few plays out with the family.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They're obviously pushing you away and you've done the same on that side. So. You know what is.

[Brett Vesely]

He's done nothing wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, it doesn't sound like he's been trying to get along necessarily. I'm saying both sides aren't.

[Brett Vesely]

He invited them all over for Christmas. Sounds like everybody was getting along just fine. Fine. Maybe had some political strife. That's normal in a family. But to bring a crackhead to your house.

[Brady Bogan]

Leave him out then. Then just not hang out with the family. Whatever. You're not going to get away.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Just end it.

[Brady Bogan]

If he felt he's tried his. It's not like he has to extend the olive branch. But tried to get along. Which you're right. Sounded like he invited them over.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, but he didn't invite Cracky over.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's. That's the difference.

[Brady Bogan]

Who does that?

[Brett Vesely]

That's jackasses who are too emotionally bound by tv. And.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Like, you have to recognize that that's a script. That's not real life. You don't take a Cracky home.

[Brady Bogan]

I want to know what was going on just before that. Because mom and dad went out to get a bottle at Walgreens. Right. During that. So there must have been some action going on before.

[John Holmberg]

Box of rose.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Well, no, I get like.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, they get. They're done or they're through it at the house.

[Brett Vesely]

And then I get like jamming a. Somebody who's in trouble in your car and taking them to a shelter. Yeah, but you don't take them to someone's house unexpectedly. Take Them to your house.

[Brady Bogan]

Dangerous.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the argument on the news all.

[John Holmberg]

The time is that, I mean, any of them in show up a cracky at the door.

[Brett Vesely]

Not happening.

[John Holmberg]

Goodbye.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's when people always say that.

[Brady Bogan]

And I don't get why the family would be upset at that. If they're all that way, then why wouldn't they just drive back to their place?

[Brett Vesely]

And it sounds like he went crazy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

That night. And I would of two. And all of them can go to hell. Like, if you're going to be mad at me for not wanting a homeless stranger, I don't know this person's history at all. And you want me to just let them in my home? I have to live here every day. You guys get to leave.

[Brady Bogan]

How often are they doing that?

[Brett Vesely]

Exactly. It's that argument on next door when people are like, I don't want this homeless thing. And, you know, it's right down the street for me. And people like, they're. They're human beings. Well, then you let them live in your front yard, you know, because they were lining up.

[Brady Bogan]

It's okay. We do it two or three times a week with these homeless people.

[Brett Vesely]

They were lining up tents on the. On the back of the trail. 100 bike trail up against the houses at one point. And the people in those houses are like, we don't want them here. And then other people are like, where are they supposed to go? You don't own the trail. And he's like, well, then you come pick them up if you're so cool with having them in your yard. They're literally 10ft from my yard. I don't want them there. And somebody needs to. Who do I alert? The police. And people get upset. And it creates, like, immediately starts butting heads with the, you know, people who want to be super nice about it but don't actually want any investment in it. But to pick up a cracky and drag it to my house. You got trouble on your hands. Yeah. I immediately kick everybody out. Like, you'd be mad at me all you want. I'm right.

[Brady Bogan]

They've been better off of the family kicking in and getting her hotel. Totally agree with the night. There's your.

[Brett Vesely]

There's your Christmas miracle.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And she can do crack and wreck the room on your credit card.

[John Holmberg]

It's not even just cracky, though. It's like, you can't just invite somebody to. To the house you were invited to.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. At least. Yeah. You got to tell me, can I bring a homeless I found at Circle K like no. Yeah, well, we're doing it anyway. Well, I'm not letting you in.

[John Holmberg]

Right?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It did sound like the dude lost his mind probably. If all 11 people just left before dinner.

[Brady Bogan]

And I can understand why that all of a sudden. Wait a minute now, everyone. Now I'm the bad guy.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the passive aggressive crazy crazy that sets you up to be the jerk. But I'm not letting some. Someone I don't know come in like it.

[John Holmberg]

Go to Cracker Barrel.

[Brett Vesely]

It's in a restaurant open 24. All right. Well, there you go.

[Brady Bogan]

Typical Trumper.

[John Holmberg]

I'm sure that was sad too.

[Brett Vesely]

He just doesn't care people like we do. It was their pat on their own back. I want to know what happened after. Did they load Cracky up in the car and take her back to Circle K or did they take her to their house?

[John Holmberg]

You know they didn't take her to their house.

[Brett Vesely]

I know they didn't.

[John Holmberg]

Absolutely not.

[Brett Vesely]

That's the end of the story. I want to know. What a crazy message.

[Brady Bogan]

How did that Christmas Eve work out?

[Brett Vesely]

All right, sorry, Cracky. Get back in the. Get back in the Riviera.

[Brady Bogan]

We're going to leave now then and take her back.

[Brett Vesely]

You guys taking me to my. You could take me to your house. Oh hell no. We're not going to do. That's crazy talk. You're going back to Circle K. There's.

[John Holmberg]

A box of wine. Merry Christmas.

[Brady Bogan]

And proof that the bottle.

[Brett Vesely]

Proof that she didn't go all the way home with them is that she's hanging around the Circle K down the street from his place now. So they dropped her.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm sorry. We tried. Didn't work out.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Anyway, head back to Walgreens. That's a cruddy thing to do. Happy holidays. That wrecks some stuff. Anyway. I hope everybody had a better holiday than that. That is what Brady did. See at 3:30.

[Dick Toledo]

Hey, it's not weird. It's pretty cool actually. No membership fee.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this morning sickness.

[Larry McFeely]

You've been deceived by an agent of Satan himself.

[Brett Vesely]

He's evil. Sitting right here. Come on. No, no, he's not. He's not evil. He's just a bit rude. Before we get to the other stuff, just to let you know, 20, 25 starting. No better time to start the year or start helping this year than now. So we're going to start Homeberg bound is coming out. We're a little late with it this year, but we're coming out this week and we're gonna have our party later this month. You can start ordering your six packs from Four Peaks now. I think it's this week. Well, more information a little bit. I think it starts today though, actually. Check it out. Go to our website, 98kupd.com if it's not there. It will be in a little while. Everybody's getting back on board, but I know that. And it's all gonna go help out the Humane Society, which by the way, fireworks pricks had record numbers once again of escape dogs and everything else running into the Humane Society trying to do their best to get all those dogs back back home. It was Gaza Strip by my house on New year's Eve from 4:00 until about 3 in the morning, non stop. I don't understand it.

[Brady Bogan]

Our ceasefire was official last night.

[Brett Vesely]

It's still going.

[Brady Bogan]

Last night there was stuff going on.

[Brett Vesely]

Bunch of morons. Knock it off. Do you have any respect for veterans at all? Nobody ever knocks on the doors and says they were going to blow a bunch of stuff up. Are there any veterans? Is grandpa in town? Because once again, there's a 90 year old man across the street from me. They have to move out every year New Year's Eve because he loses his mind when that happens. Because it's non stop and nobody ever says, hey, let's not do that. I understand a little bit. And New Year's Eve I get but like the first, second, third. Why are you still doing it?

[Brady Bogan]

They had, you know, idiots test runs around Christmas.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it was constant. Yeah. But the New Year's Eve was nuts. Just nuts. And the Humane Society got flooded once again with all the dogs. Number one day of the year that in July 4th forth for a dog, heart attacks and death. Did you see the Chihuahua that was. They have a support or a, a rescue that put it out there. And a guy filmed his dog die and he's like, well, here's what you're doing. He's having a heart attack.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brett Vesely]

And because the sounds were so bad and it wouldn't stop. And he asked his neighbors to stop and they bro, take care of your dog. He's like, I'm doing that and you killed him. So. And I hope you're honoring that. And he filmed it and it's on a picture of me goes, this is what happens. And he said, and this is happening a lot. And it does. I'm not saying you have to eliminate all fireworks, but to be responsible, it doesn't need to happen for days and days and days.

[John Holmberg]

And sometimes those Pricks go to three in the morning, four in the morning.

[Brett Vesely]

There needs to be some sort of moratorium on it. It's ridiculous. So the humane study got. They need help again as usual because nobody listens or does anything right. So we're doing our best to get you some beer in the meantime. Holmberg bound, that's where we're at. So we're going to get you together with our friends over there at Four Peaks and we'll tell you about it later. And the party I think is the 28th, so we'll get that together. But you can get it on, on tap, I think, starting this week, which is pretty great. So it is. I think it's the ninth, right? Eighth or ninth? Eighth. Okay. Eighth or ninth. Yeah, it's this week. Oh, she's bringing. All right. She's bringing the bottles. All right, beautiful. So we're gonna get some more this week. Beautiful. So get ready to help us out and, and order up. You can pre order starting this week. Very excited about that. We got the entertainment drill coming up next. It's morning. Morning sickness. Holmberg's morning sickness. It's a ghost right there. Dance macabre. John, When's ghost coming? September. What do you mean you don't know? Larry took the book. More concerts coming 20, 25. That's a slew of them heading our way. Nothing wrong with that. That's a good thing. It is time now. 10:00. Right on schedule. Once again, boys, we didn't miss a beat. Late as we've ever been. Right back on. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. And yeah, you know how you like being outside with the others. Is this fun? Just having a good time. We were just looking at pictures of Vegas, the strip for New Year's Eve. Looked nightmarish. And then of course, everybody knows what happened New Orleans and not sit and bring up things or try to piggyback off of tragedies. But soft targets, they talk about that a lot at React defense and stuff. But make yourself a soft target. You do that to yourself. I always say it and I talked about it this morning. That big pile of people that go into Suns games and that, by the way, thanks sons. That number is going to get a lot smaller if you keep playing this way. But that pile of people that goes for the sake of security into that log jam of security to make sure nobody has a gun in side is the softest target I deal with all the time. So what I've done because of the mental training that I've had drilled into my head at react defense is you avoid those things. You don't stand in the middle of a pile of people. You don't certainly do this. What I saw in Las Vegas there a second ago, you try to. Try to make it so you're not a soft target. They teach you that stuff. It's not just all physical training. Constantly running around making your heart beat faster. Although they will do that. It's a learning lesson. So you sit and go, hey, put yourself in this situation. You just auditioned for a job. You're actually interviewing for a job you don't want by putting yourself in spots. The biggest thing we do wrong, all of us, me included, walk around with our faces buried in our phones in general public. Bad guys see that. They notice that. And keep in mind that's a thousand bucks in your hand every time you're walking around with your phone and they know you've got it. My friend was jogging once and got attacked by people because he had his apple iwatch and he was looking at it. He didn't see him. They're like, give us the watch. They knew what it was. They're dumb because he could track it. But still you've got money all over you. You don't even realize it. Don't make yourself a soft target. It's out there on a constant basis. It's a non stop thing. So get on that reactdefense.com is where you go. You can check it all out. Get in great shape while you do it. It's the new year. The new you. How about that? And learn. Become a sheepdog. Stop being a sheep. React defense. It's the home of tactical black Brady. Enter, entertain me.

[Brady Bogan]

After an eight year legal battle, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have settled their divorce.

[Brett Vesely]

Eight years.

[Brady Bogan]

Eight years, man. And basically it's no one pays anybody. They split whatever had assets had to be over.

[Brett Vesely]

What about the winery? They got that together.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, they figured that out.

[Brett Vesely]

50. 50.

[Brady Bogan]

Because of course it took all these turns and twists that Brad was abusing kid. All these allegations.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Shiloh saying, I don't want him to be my dad anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

Took away his name. Last night she was at. She was at the Golden Globes with their black kid. I don't know what its name is. I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. I don't know. I didn't pay attention. Sahara Is that that one? I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Shiloh.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, he knows a couple of their names. He's not wrong. I don't know. That's why I said what I said. I know it was the black one. And I don't know who gets what in there. They had. They built a whole model UN of family. They have like one from everywhere. And I don't know which ones hate Brad and which ones like her, but eight years it took them. Which is good on Brad's end, really, because a couple of them in those eight years probably are older than 18. So it got out of, you know, kicking cash over her direction for all those adopted kids.

[Brady Bogan]

Over 2 million people received the Presidential Medal of Freedom just this weekend. Yeah, 2 million. No, it wasn't. But a lot of people got them. President buyer to hand out a bunch of.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, you get them out, here's one for you.

[Brett Vesely]

I got these laying all over the place. Who's manufacturing those? It's like the same people that do the Trump plates or Chia Pets. Yeah, he got a deal.

[Brady Bogan]

Trump $2 bills.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

See those?

[Brett Vesely]

Pretty cool. He's putting himself on money, which is awesome. That's cool.

[Dick Toledo]

Capitalize on all the money you can make right now.

[Brett Vesely]

If I could put myself on money and people would use it, I would do it too, and so would you. That's a neat thing.

[Brady Bogan]

The owners of the Breaking Bad house in Albuquerque, New Mexico have put it on the market. They've owned it for.

[John Holmberg]

This is ridiculous.

[Brett Vesely]

I saw this.

[Brady Bogan]

$4 million.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, it's the, it's the kids of the owners.

[Brady Bogan]

The Z Zillow or estimated value of 350,000.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's, it's a nice neighborhood in Albuquerque of middle class, but it's not.

[Dick Toledo]

Surrounded by four million dollar homes.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you're not getting four million dollars worth of anything. The, the. The original owners passed away. The lady and the husband and the wife that owned it passed on. So it's the kids that have it and they just put a price up there if somebody wants to bite.

[Brady Bogan]

They had to put a fence up to keep fans from going too close. Yeah, tossing pizzas on the roof, stuff like that.

[Brett Vesely]

She sat outside, was there for the tour that goes by. And she's super accommodating, but she sits outside and watches and like if the bus. Because the bus let you out, you can take pictures in front of their house. It's weird.

[Brady Bogan]

They hope they make the fans get what they want. They want it to be a BNB and to have a Museum.

[Brett Vesely]

You know who doesn't want that? The rest of the neighbor stage. Can't stand it. People's chucking pizzas on the house.

[John Holmberg]

And it wasn't even filmed in the house either.

[Brett Vesely]

It's just the exterior.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay. If they were going to Airbnb it, it would be. What should happen is, like, HGTV should buy it or Magnolia and do what they did to the Brady Bunch house, which is build the Brady Bunch house inside of there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And they could do that inside the house and just build the Breaking Bad house inside and then Airbnb it with some stipulations that the neighbors get to tell you. No peaches on the house. House. I would float a little. People who are fans will know. Float a little pink teddy bear in the pool at all times. From the. The plane crash.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, the donkey who inspired Eddie Murphy's Donkey and Shrek has passed away. Passed away last Thursday. He'd been suffering a painful hoof disease. His name was Perry. He was 30 years old. Perry had been living in a pasture in Palo Alto, California.

[Brett Vesely]

I don't move around so good to my track. I don't feel so good, but, oh, we're gonna have to put you down, Donkey. One of the anime terrible episode of Shrek 5. Donkey must go.

[Brady Bogan]

How many did they have?

[Brett Vesely]

Four shreks or donkeys Shrek's. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, one of the animators that lived nearby during the time they were working on Shrek got the inspiration because he kept watching Perry. He's quite the character. So he brought the crew over over there. They spend hours watching Perry the funny donkey. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Aubrey Plaza's husband, Jeff Bain, is the other celebrity that passed away.

[Brett Vesely]

Horrifying. And then last night, like, TMZ's like, Aubrey Plaza doesn't make it to Golden Globes. I'm like, you think two days ago her husband unexpectedly killed himself? I don't think she wants to present best cinematography tonight. That's no surprise when, you know, you don't show up to work a couple days after suicide in the house. She's super likable. I didn't know that she would. Because she plays that, you know, resting bitch face so well. Right. She's like in White Lotus, right? Yeah. Parks and Rec, she was the. But stone face, super likable. Like Emily downstairs. She's got rb. She's got rbf. She knows it. So you walk by and you think Emily's mad at y'all the time, but she's like, our Aubrey Plaza.

[Brady Bogan]

Carlos Santana fell down and Broke a couple of fingers. He's gonna be down for six weeks. He's supposed to have a residency in Vegas. January. That's not going to happen.

[Brett Vesely]

Good.

[Brady Bogan]

You'll be excited about this, Robert. Smith is hopeful that the new Cure album will arrive before next summer.

[Brett Vesely]

Before 2026, I guess so. He's got 18 months to get an album, some time to work on it. I'm hopeful too, Robert. I think you can do this. I just have a lot of life experience I need to get on paper.

[John Holmberg]

Was he Axel Smith?

[Brett Vesely]

Now, boy, it's Chinese democracy for gays. Yeah, I can't wait for the 70 year old to cure to sing about teenage angst in England. Monday comes and I'm still okay. Anyway, that's it. We're done. Let's get out of here, shall we? Only sure. 12 more months to go. We're off and running, everybody and hey everybody that's feeling today because you're all. Everybody's pretty much back in the swing of it. Martin Luther King Day's two weeks. Don't worry about it. We get another one soon.

[Dick Toledo]

So has your bedtime changed today?

[Brett Vesely]

I'm gonna try tonight. Yeah, I'm. No more bedtime. I'm an adult. I'm pulling the all nighters. I'm just gonna do the show and go home and sleep. Sleep all day. That's my normal schedule.

[Dick Toledo]

You can't get stuff done during the day.

[Brett Vesely]

What do I need to get done?

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I just go home groggy every day anyway and just get nothing done until the sun goes down.

[Dick Toledo]

I guess you're right. Bills are auto pay.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, that's not a bad thing. Is there any good TV?

[Dick Toledo]

I guess it doesn't matter.

[Brett Vesely]

TV's better at night. Streaming service? No, this is all good. All right. Plus I can get things done. Nobody's out.

[Dick Toledo]

I don't know if I could do it.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, you're not going like me.

[Dick Toledo]

I'm not.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm doing it. I'm an all nighter. That's it. Larry's coming up next. He's got you for the next couple hours. Be nice to Larry. He'll give you nice things. We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Right here in the morning. Sickness so long, it's not weird. It's pretty cool, actually.

[Dick Toledo]

No membership fees.

[Brett Vesely]

I have heard enough of this.