01-16-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmbergs Morning Sickness 98 KUPD

Summary

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona Episode: 01-16-25 - FULL SHOW - THURSDAY - Holmberg's Morning Sickness 98 KUPD Release Date: January 16, 2025

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Listener Mail: Vince's Marital Dilemma

Overview: In this episode, the hosts delve into a deeply personal and troubling email from a listener named Vince. Vince describes a series of life changes that began positively but took a sharp downturn following unexpected news about his wife's pregnancy.

Vince's Situation: Vince outlines his recent life milestones:

• [01:06] "I got married on January 1st to the love of my life."
• [01:11] "I got a brand new job. They started January 6th. It doubled my pay."

However, shortly after these events, Vince receives alarming news:

• [01:24] "This week, my wife hits me with that she's pregnant. We evidently knocked up my wife over Thanksgiving week."
• [01:36] "But earlier this week, my wife said that she had something to tell me and wanted to talk to me this weekend."

Vince expresses confusion and anxiety as his wife becomes distant without providing further explanation.

Hosts' Discussions and Speculations: The hosts, John Holmberg, Brady Bogan, Brett Vesely, and Dick Toledo, dissect Vince's email, offering various speculative scenarios:

1. Possible Infidelity:

   • [06:36] Brett Vesely: "Sounds like a transgression of some sort."
   • [07:11] Brett Vesely: "I have a friend who got blindsided by a wife 20 years into their marriage."

2. Mental Health Issues:

   • [08:04] Brett Vesely: "She was bipolar."
   • [09:31] John Holmberg: "Run."

3. Unwanted Pregnancy or Planned Abortion:

   • [12:52] Brett Vesely: "I'm pretty sure it's your baby, but..."
   • [14:05] Speculation about her wanting to terminate the pregnancy due to various personal reasons.

4. Advice Offered:

   • [24:28] Brett Vesely: "Would you do that to her?"
   • [25:08] Brady Bogan: "If you're bad at communicating... give her a call."

Notable Quotes:

• [09:31] John Holmberg: "Run."
• [14:35] Brady Bogan: "There's no such thing as unconditional love."
• [26:44] Brett Vesely: "If you're... asking for it."

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Sports News and Commentary

Phoenix Suns' Trade: The hosts discuss a significant trade made by the Phoenix Suns, acquiring a strong seven-foot center to bolster their lineup, though skepticism remains about the long-term impact.

Fan Promotions:

• Hooters: Promotion of the "Baller Bundle 10" featuring boneless wings and other offerings for game days.
• FanDuel: New customers receive $150 in bonus bets when placing their first $5 wager, promoting engagement with the platform.

Notable Promotions:

• [02:00] "Do gambling problem. Call 1-800-next-step..."
• [44:45] Brady Bogan: "Get a pint, hang out, grab some lunch at that awesome place."

Negative Sports Fans: A significant portion of the episode focuses on the notorious behavior of Philadelphia Eagles fans, recounting specific incidents where fans behaved aggressively:

• [21:22] Brady Bogan: "Don't wear Packers gear in the streets of Philadelphia."
• [50:57] Brett Vesely: "They remove the dangerous fan from the stadium."
• [78:16] John Holmberg: "Lions are forever."

Notable Quotes:

• [09:36] Brady Bogan: "Love has boundaries, my friends."
• [56:24] Brady Bogan: "You walk into a stadium dressed as the opposing team, just know there might be a drunk there that's going to start it with you."

Hosts' Perspectives: The hosts express frustration with how fan behavior is often encouraged by sports organizations, leading to incidents of verbal abuse and physical altercations.

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Miscellaneous News and Highlights

Meteorite Sound Recording:

• [50:43] The show highlights the first recorded audio of a meteorite hitting the ground, though skepticism about its authenticity is discussed.

Passing of Bob Uecker:

• [57:10] Bob Uecker, a legendary sports broadcaster, is announced to have passed away at age 90. The hosts reminisce about his contributions and humorous anecdotes related to his career.

Other News Bits:

• School Lockdown: Students in Boulder County, Colorado, were placed on lockdown due to a false alarm triggered by squirrels interfering with electric lines.
• Tracking Device Incident: A story about a man who illegally placed a tracker on his ex-girlfriend's car, leading to legal consequences.
• Nose Ring Mishap: An Indonesian woman accidentally got her nose ring stuck in an office chair, requiring emergency assistance from fire departments.

Notable Quotes:

• [93:03] Brady Bogan: "What a dumb bro."
• [114:10] Brett Vesely: "Never got it. I mean, especially the person that's getting out of hand..."

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Entertainment and Promotions

Upcoming Events and Promotions:

• Action Ride Shop: Promoted for ski and snowboard equipment needs.
• Workshops and Training: ReactDefense.com offers tactical black self-defense training at a promotional price.

Comedy and Lighthearted Segments: The hosts engage in humorous banter about various topics, including fictional scenarios and playful teasing among themselves.

Notable Quotes:

• [140:00] Brady Bogan: "You need to stop assumed trafficking."
• [145:35] Brady Bogan: "What are you doing today?"

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Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with encouragement to attend upcoming events, support local charities, and engage with the show's online platforms.

Final Promotions:

• Four Peaks in Tempe: A charity event supporting the Humane Society, featuring the release of Holmberg's "Morning Sickness" brew.

Notable Quotes:

• [144:52] Brett Vesely: "Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world."

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Conclusion: This episode of "Holmberg's Morning Sickness" weaves through personal listener stories, intense sports commentary, and a variety of news segments, all delivered with the show's characteristic humor and candidness. The hosts provide a blend of empathy, tough love, and unfiltered opinions, making it a dynamic listen for fans tuning in from various interests.

Transcript

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

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[Brett Vesely]

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[Brady Bogan]

Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Thursday. My name's John. How are you? There's Brady, there's Brett. There's Big Dick Toledo. This is the morning sickness. And we are off and running. We had another glorious day here in paradise. Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Outside right now. Glorious and ready to go for a perfect morning. I am just taken aback by how much I want to be outside right now. And it's bad because so does everybody else. And I'm just getting angry at him. So every time I try to do something, there's piles of cars and whatever. It turns me around. I get mad at society for liking the place as much as I like it. So. Doesn't necessarily make me right, but certainly does like rage. I do. I have. I. Yeah, I have. I have commonality, common interest, rage. You guys have the same idea I have. How dare you? Yeah, it's kind of basically me wishing that it was all. I do that with golf. The reason. One of the reasons I hate golf is because other people play. I. I need to have that Tiger woods situation, but I'm not good at anything in my life enough to have my own golf course. You know, Tiger's got that thing. I love what Tiger woods is doing, though. He's revolutionizing golf again. For people who don't want to walk all that way or be outside that long. That new thing he's got going on, it's going to. Whether it works for professionals, I don't know. But if you haven't seen it, he's got a stadium over there. He's got one in Florida, and I think they're building in la. And they got. The one in Los Angeles is one where they're playing. It's got that undulating fake green, that gigantic screen. It looks like the 16th hole here. It's a stadium, and teams of pro golfers play each other on multiple court with a shot clock. And it's built for television. And it's just. And you can hear the guys talking and it's fun and you don't have to sit and, you know, pretend it's some sort of old man's game. It's. It's neat. So he'll. I can't wait till they build a bunch of those.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they just had that event. I don't know how it did. I missed it. They televised.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah, they did. It's a league. They've done it three Weeks in a row. Yeah, I watched a couple of them the last two weeks. I thought it was just phenomenal.

[Brett Vesely]

You liked it?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, I thought it was awesome. Absolutely awesome.

[Brett Vesely]

And, you know, you're. I talked about three other people.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it's not. Four people over the age of 45. All those people are going to be like me. It's for younger people. It's video game with physical activity. And it's awesome.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's funny because people that watch golf, they said it's tough enough watching regular golf.

[Brady Bogan]

This one's different. There's four. Four courses going at once. You're going. Four dudes playing different holes at one time. It's just amazing. It's so cool. I thought it was neat. And we can do it. It's going to cost fortune. Plus, golf has gotten to the point where you can't even do it. Like, there's. There's a friend of mine wanted to golf. He's okay, get on it, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, how much is that? Right. And I forgot the course, so. 325. Yeah. Like, I'm not. No, I don't. If I'm having a bad day golfing, the last thing I want to do is have a $300 tag over my head for 18. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it's a nice place, but it's like, I'm not spending.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you're at high rates. Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Right now. And it's going to get worse in the next month when all the, you know, the Phoenix Open people show up. Then spring training happens. Summertime's the time to go. But I can't, you know. Yes. It's too hard to justify getting people. But, yeah, I like summertime. I don't mind. The heat doesn't bother me. I got this email this morning. It's got my interest piqued and I clipped a little part of it out. It said, hey, Holmberg, 2025 has started with a bang. I got married on January 1st to the love of my life. I got a brand new job. They started January 6th. It doubled my pay. This week, my wife hits me with that she's pregnant. We evidently knocked up my wife over Thanksgiving week. And I couldn't be happier on Cloud 9. I'm glad it's we on Clyde Cloud 9 for the last week and a half. However, earlier this week, my wife said that she had something to tell me and wanted to talk to me this weekend. Here we are. Wednesday night, it says. But Thursday, she left the house and she said she doesn't want to talk. We haven't talked since Tuesday night. She asked me not to reach out. She needs time. I am absolutely spinning. Help me out. My brain's locked. The baby's mine. There's no way. It's not. She seems so happy. She says it's not divorce unless I want it to be, but we haven't even talked about it. Have anybody ever been through this? I can't even imagine what's coming my way. Vince.

[John Holmberg]

Poor little fella.

[Brett Vesely]

Sounds like a transgression of some sort.

[Brady Bogan]

She's. Yeah. My guess is that she's not sure that baby's yours. That's the first thing that comes to mind. That has got to be the. But here's the mean part. If she needs to sack up, Vince, she can't just disappear for four or five days. Now, I have had a friend. I've had two friends. You have one, too. The same guy I have who got blindsided by a wife 20 years into their marriage. That said, there hasn't been a week of our marriage that I haven't been with someone else.

[Brett Vesely]

Bone to bone.

[Brady Bogan]

Including our wedding day, our honeymoon. It was a non stop. If I saw a dude and he was interested, I did it.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm hooking up.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not gonna say just because she might find me and try to. Try to F me to death. Yeah. So Brady and I got that story together and we couldn't believe it. And you know how she told him. Took him to, like, a camp.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, he.

[Brady Bogan]

For people. Well, no, that was how she told him.

[Brett Vesely]

He didn't know what I'm saying. They went to a.

[Brady Bogan]

They were. No, he couldn't have suggested it because the camp was specifically designed for people to tell their spouses. Here's what I've been up to. Remember she handed him the book that she had written with all the people in it? Yeah. He suggested therapy afterwards, which was another getaway. And then he went to a getaway on his own for people who had been hit with this. But it was basically, you know, she was bipolar.

[Brett Vesely]

It was like they were together doing this thing and all of a sudden. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the camp was designed to tell him as far as I understood, like what I was understood. Like, she said, we should go do this couples retreat in this thing and then smashes him with like a, you know, leather bound book of all her transgressions. I have another friend who was. Well, it wasn't a friend, but it was an acquaintance of my mother's who was blindsided dude was blindsided by his wife who just basically says, I'm addicted to crystal methamphetamine, and I have been for years. He had no idea that his wife. And his wife, she was at. She was done. Which because everybody thinks. And this is. This is the. This is the danger of what they talk to you about with crystal meth and drugs and stuff is that you're immediately going to be picking scabs off your face and about £12. That happens. But there's tons of people who are, you know, meth freaks functioning, who are functioning and look fairly normal. There's a lot of drug. So she hits him over the head that she's got a drug problem and it's bad. There's another thing to worry about. Vince. Oh, I'm not trying to talk you down. Everything that's gonna happen to Vince this weekend is going to be bad. I'm just throwing out some scenarios. There is no way she comes to you and said, I needed three or four days to plan a trip to Aruba. She's not bringing you. You're not winning a car. This is. Nothing good is coming from. I need four or five days to talk to you, and then we'll discuss it.

[John Holmberg]

Run.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Just understand what Brett believes. Love has no boundaries.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I believe it does. It's bounded. Oh, love has boundaries, my friends. Loads of them. And she's about to hit you with a few of them. Because if love had no boundaries, somebody could come to you and go, I had sex with the Arizona Cardinals. You're like, honey, I still love you. There are no boundaries. You have boundaries. You have conditions. You have all sorts of stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

We get over that. We, you know, we. I like the Cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

I like football.

[Brett Vesely]

It's an honor to have the Cardinals.

[Brady Bogan]

There is no such thing as Cardinals. Pick a better team. Unconditional. At least bang the Chiefs, for God's sakes. Hit a dynasty in their stride. Love has. It's. It's. There's no such thing as unconditional love. There's no such. Immediately, it's unconditional. We're unconditional love. Oh, yeah. What if you found out he drained all of the bank account and gambled and was getting hookers regularly? Well, that would just be awful. He's a liar. So there's conditions. We have rules. We have conditions. There's no such thing. Even people say that about dogs. And as much as I love dogs, there's the ultimate condition. If you don't feed them, they don't love you. Yeah, they don't love you anymore.

[Brett Vesely]

See what happens?

[Brady Bogan]

You stop feeding a dog, suddenly their unconditional love is like, you know what? I'm going to start seeking out some. Some unconditional love elsewhere.

[John Holmberg]

That's the old thing. You lock your dog in a trunk or lock your wife in a trunk.

[Brady Bogan]

Who's happy to see it? Yeah. I'll tell you which one isn't going to be happy to see you is the wife. I'll tell you when they're both not happy to see you. If you haven't fed that dog in the trunk for a few days, he's going to be. You are suddenly the first piece of meat he's seen since he ate your wife in that trunk. And speaking of eating your wife, Vince, somebody's doing that, you've got a big problem on your hands. I would venture to guess she's concerned that that baby is someone else's.

[Brett Vesely]

That. I also thought that maybe it's even a deeper deal, that maybe she had, you know, a previous pregnancy.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here we go.

[Brett Vesely]

And then never did, you know, basically put the kid up for this one.

[Brady Bogan]

Just adoption.

[Brett Vesely]

It could be.

[Brady Bogan]

Or.

[John Holmberg]

Well, maybe I think it's a little Lamont.

[Brady Bogan]

Could be a little Lamont. That's my. That's how every white guy's first thought. Of course, Steve Nash disease.

[Brett Vesely]

It just when she was young. And she.

[Brady Bogan]

How about this? She's taking these next few days to go get some Sprite and graham crackers and get rid of this baby.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't want to have the baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And she's gonna come back Saturday and say, I lost it. I lost it. But she's telling you that. So she's telling you, and she's got to come back and say, I got rid of it. Which is different than I lost it. If she was going to do that, I would give her the advice, say, look, you're 100% wrong, not discussing this, but if you go do it, go do it. And then pretend you lost the baby naturally. Don't tell him you went and had a quiet abortion and didn't talk to him about it. That's horrible. Now, Vince, your wife is evil. This is evil. To put somebody through this for five years from hanging. That's what she's done. That's just a terrible email. And he sends it to me. Now I've got anxiety and I don't even know these people. Maybe she met. Maybe she met Gary's wife and she's a lesbian now.

[Brett Vesely]

What was the verbal verbiage? She Was using that divorce.

[Brady Bogan]

Divorce isn't an option unless you want it to be. Okay, so what she's gonna hit him with will be his decision. She's basically gonna club him over the head with something horrible and hope he goes, nah, we'll work it out. But she knows the. The ball's about to be in his court and she needed three or four days.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm pretty sure it's your baby, but.

[Brady Bogan]

Man, I did have a little. And what do you do?

[Brett Vesely]

Fling.

[Brady Bogan]

I had a fling around the same time with probably somebody and it was the best man. Yeah, it was. Look, I'm gonna speculate because that's what he asked us to do. It's probably some guy who she. Right before her wedding, January 1st through the holiday, she probably thought, I gotta see this dude one more time to see if I've still got something before I get married. And it led to something else. And then she realized after she boned him that it wasn't that. And now she's pickled.

[John Holmberg]

Well, how long they've been married again?

[Brady Bogan]

Since January 1st.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, you can annul it. The good news is you can annul it. Are you screwed? It's awfully fast to be married, pregnant, all that stuff.

[John Holmberg]

And I heard about within a month. Not even a month.

[Brady Bogan]

It's been.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, everything's humming along.

[Brady Bogan]

They were married for a fortnight. Well, I mean, maybe it's not so bad, Vince. Maybe she's just got, you know, psoriasis.

[Brett Vesely]

But at the same time then is this going to be reoccurring? You know, like when problems.

[Brady Bogan]

She leaves for a few days. Right? My ex wife used to do. I can't do this right now, all right? And she disappears and come back with a sheet. Like a one sheet with bullet points of the things she wants to discuss. Like it was, it was interesting because it was something I didn't. I would never have done. And you have a. You have an argument sheet. Like you go into it. She was very business oriented. An argument sheets like, all right, here are the. Here's what we're going to discuss today. Here's what's on the agenda. And I'm like, wow, we're going to go down. But then you realize how selfish it is because she's like, I don't want to hear from you. Here's my five or six points that I'm going to argue with you. And then you read it. You can't help but be a human being, then have counterpoints to each one. And then forget why you're mad. So you're just mad at. Mad. And then it didn't work. It was a terrible. But, yeah, she'd come out of a. Come out of the computer room at the time and hand me a sheet and said, here, mull this over and we'll discuss it later. I've given you. I've given you the bullet points for the meeting we're gonna have later. And it never worked out. I would turn into that dude in Philadelphia and start calling her a dumb the whole time. And that was wrong of me. I've learned my lesson there, too.

[Brett Vesely]

But every once in a while, you'd be watching TV and you could hear in the office.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and it was one of those dot matrix, like, how much are you printing in there? What'd you write? A new thing to the Bible. That's a lot. You'll see. I don't read well. Cliff Notes. Oh, I'm bullet pointing. Don't worry. I'm highlighting the most important parts and putting it in bold.

[John Holmberg]

Old Testament, New Testament, now. Testament.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, then I tried it once. I went in there and fired off a few of my bullet point argument and gave it to her. And she goes, what's this like? Well, it's kind of your method of.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, you're just.

[Brady Bogan]

I see what's happening. Like, completely different.

[Brett Vesely]

It's in crayon.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. Oh, and it was misspelled stuff, and there was doodles in the corner. And then, like, occasionally a joke. But yeah, I mean, I tried it her way once and she thought I was making fun of her. It didn't. It wasn't good. Said this thing says, I think Vince's wife got knocked up by someone else. She planned this wedding and waited to get the new job. Now she's asking for the divorce, even if it's not his. She hasn't locked up for alimony. No, she doesn't, ryan, because in 14 days, you can annul this thing. That's too fast. You can get this annulled now. You are screwed on that kid if it does come out yours. So if I'm you, I start rooting for the story that she says, yeah, I banged some other guy and that baby might not be yours. I'm like, okay, then we'll just annul this thing like it never happened, and you run off and have your baby with some other guy. The worst part is she may come back with the test later that says it is, and then you're stuck to her. So you might have an std. With a name and, like, you got to send it to college and stuff. But the good news is you'll have it annulled and you won't owe her any more money. That's tough.

[Brett Vesely]

What if it's something like that? Like, she didn't disclose that she. I'm worried about the baby because I've never told you I have herpes. There's never been a flare up or anything. And so I've been keeping that from you.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that would be an interesting way to tell them I've got herpes. It's gonna affect our baby.

[Brett Vesely]

It could potentially.

[John Holmberg]

Says Arizona has no time on annulments.

[Brady Bogan]

No time. Well, I do know that sooner than later. I have. That's true. There was a someone I know who had one after 20 years. Yeah. But it was through the church. Oh, that's. He had. Oh, it was insanity. Yeah. They made everybody that he talked like his whole family had to write letters and get interviewed and because he wanted. He wanted to announce, like. And everybody in the family's like, it's been over 20 years. Like, you can't pretend this didn't. You got kids. You can't pretend this didn't happen. It's like, nope, I wanted annulled.

[John Holmberg]

That church thing just gets in the way, though.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it was crazy. But it's. You know, he spent a lot of money and I think it ended up working out. I think he got it annulled and I don't know how. So there's no time limit on.

[John Holmberg]

That's what it says.

[Brady Bogan]

How about that?

[Brett Vesely]

And I don't. I could be wrong. But the only one I know that the annulment or the church thing could be.

[Brady Bogan]

Is.

[Brett Vesely]

Is Catholic.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Catholics are the ones that play that.

[Brett Vesely]

Because I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you can. You can legally annul your marriage. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's up to the court.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

To approve as well.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh. Well, I'd fight down that road for your 14 day marriage. Well, not even 14. We're at 15 days today and you haven't seen her since. Since Tuesday. So it was a 12 day marriage. So it's a double whammy, John. She cheated and now she's got the clap. Needs four days to clean that trap out.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe that's Trap.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe she's got a little, you know, going on and she's like, you can't see this and I'm gonna have to tell you about it. Cause that could be. She might got a. An STD after she got pregnant with you in Thanksgiving. And then she went and got herself a Christmas candy cane that left her with the Southern dribbles.

[Brett Vesely]

The bachelor party.

[Brady Bogan]

Ah, that could be like that. Devin could be right. This one said, this guy needs to confront her today and give her an ultimatum. There's truth to that, too. Why are you giving her all this time?

[John Holmberg]

I agree.

[Brady Bogan]

Tell me now or the next phone call, it's an annulment request. To leave him hanging like this is even worse. Run. Forced run. I agree with that. Why are you giving her all this? Why are you giving her the whole week to sit back? And you know that to me is just coming up with a plan to lie to you.

[John Holmberg]

Does he even know where she's at or she's just not there?

[Brady Bogan]

Didn't say that. She's banging her. She's banging his boss. Salary doubled. That horse chugging down El Patron. Or it's her brothers. Oh, man. And nobody's coming up with anything good. I forgot the comedian who used to say that. But whenever your significant other says the words, we need to talk, very rarely is it like, I just bought you a new house. You don't hear good news after, we need to talk.

[John Holmberg]

What if she's a dude? She's telling me she's a post op tranny. Well, then she wouldn't be able to be pregnant.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right. But I do like that theory. She's the first pregnant post op tranny. Or maybe she wants to be a man now. The pregnancy fired up something in her body that said, I don't want to do this because deep down I've always known I'm a man. Yeah. Our buddy that got Brady and I. Our friend that got the news, that is. Well, there wasn't a week of their marriage that. I mean, she traveled for business all the time. She was not home all the time. And every single day she could. She would, like at the mall, just bone a dude in the bathroom. Jesus. Every chance. Every chance she had some guy look at her and say, hi, how are you? She turned it on and said, we're gonna do this.

[Brett Vesely]

Did a lot of business travel.

[Brady Bogan]

Good enough, but not that good, but enough that if you were, you know, head game. Yeah. If you were at Target and some. And she tapped you on the shoulder and she's like, I've been watching you and I find you very attractive. You're like, well, you'd find it complimentary.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

So she was good enough to be like, well, thank you. That's very nice of you.

[John Holmberg]

So not some pig.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, if she started to say, I would love to take this further. And the next thing you know, you're in a target dressing room. I don't know that it's worthy of that.

[John Holmberg]

Okay. All right.

[Brady Bogan]

But it was. You know, you'd be very happy that a person that looked like her told you that she was interested, but so.

[John Holmberg]

She got caught in a dryer. You would, you know, you'd hit that or maybe. Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

You'd also possibly walk right by.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, okay.

[Brett Vesely]

Somewhat of a couple of cocktails, business trip here at the bar.

[Brady Bogan]

Cocktails, business trip. You're definitely accidentally doing stuff and convention. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. But, yeah, she was like, wedding day. Like, she broke it all down. Instead of just saying, I don't want to be here anymore. She told them everything. Caterer we had that other dude we knew years ago who told his wife, broke down another list of, like, I've pretty much got.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, when he broke it down, he laid it on her.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he told 28. Yeah. Names of currents. Like, wasn't even in the past. Like, here's what's going on right now. At any given time, I can make 28 of these calls, and it's happened. I'm starting to feel a little guilty about that. A little?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Two or three are in the community.

[Brady Bogan]

They stuck it out. They did. I don't know if it lasted, but they stuck it out.

[Brett Vesely]

No. Okay, now I'm thinking of someone.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, no.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

They stuck it out for a little.

[Brett Vesely]

While because I thought he had, you know, he had the new.

[Brady Bogan]

The mulligan. She initially left. I don't know if it lasted. Now, there may be truth to what you're saying.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

But I know for a while she's like, we're staying still together. I. I would have moved on and.

[Brett Vesely]

Divided the age almost in half because.

[Brady Bogan]

I remember having a talk with him about a year later of saying, she's an angel. Magic. Can't believe that she stayed with me. She stuck this out, and it was like, all right. But then I. I have. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Did he have some cash? Okay, well, then there you go. Yes, sir.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes. Yes, sir. She was a little more tolerant than she would have been had he had, you know, a 1500 square foot apartment he shared with a friend. Right.

[John Holmberg]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, yeah, there's. There's a few stories that, you know, my mom got a knock on her door once with her friend that just. That would have never known. Very pretty lady knocked on the door and said, hey, I just want to let you know I'm telling all my friends I'm telling everybody we're getting a divorce and I have a horrible meth problem and I'm gonna go away for a little while. Like what? Nobody would. No, she was such. And they were successful people, functional, everything. She had to break it to her husband. Everything else. Nick, as far as I know, that didn't last either. But I mean. And he also had something brewing financially that wasn't on the up and up, but crazy. Just. And they, you know, hid it from each other for 15, 16 years and then suddenly said, yeah, it's been. And she had. Like she said, I've been pretty much only awake for the last 10 years because of cocaine. Recently found crystal meth. Loving it. Two years of that is enough. And I think I need to stop. And she was telling. It was crazy. You would have never known she could mask that like nobody's business. It was crazy. So sometimes when someone says, hey, I'm going to take the next four days off from my life and I'll get with you on Saturday morning so we can have a nice chat, brace yourself. Nothing good coming your way, Vince, but thanks for the email and thanks for giving me paranoia about your life. I don't even know you. You could be a complete prick. Here I am worried about you. But my. Yeah, I'm with Ben on that one. The guy who emailed.

[Brett Vesely]

It's worth.

[Brady Bogan]

You call her up and say, hey, that's enough. I'm not giving you four days to what's going on. To blindside me so I can sit here and have anxiety for an entire week and then get punched with one of my scenarios. Yeah, worst.

[Brett Vesely]

You answer that question yourself. Would you do that to her?

[Brady Bogan]

Sure.

[Brett Vesely]

Would you do the same thing? Ice it for four days or.

[Brady Bogan]

People are different. Some people would say it's a great idea. Some therapists will tell you, hey, take a break.

[Brett Vesely]

What could. A lot. A lot. That amount. And how. How would that improve delivering the news?

[Brady Bogan]

If you're bad at communicating, if you're a bad communicator and you tend not to say things properly when you're trying to communicate, it is a good idea to say, I need to gather my thoughts and take a break here or I'm going to come at you with stupid. And what I really want to do is make sure I come at you with a very smart plan of how I want my side to be heard. That isn't bad before. Or five days. That's too. That's a day. Maybe just I need a day. I'm going through some Stuff. I want to talk to you about something tomorrow.

[Brett Vesely]

For a debate?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, it kind of maybe. Yeah. Because there are some people who are just flat stupid. Can't string a sentence together, especially if they're emotional or angry. And I think, you know, it's an fu. Fight and everybody's shouting out, you know, expletives and what the.

[Dale Hellstray]

What's wrong with you? You dumb.

[Brady Bogan]

And, you know, you start being mean to each other. She's trying to keep that, so give her credit for that. But give her a call. You don't deserve this, Vince. And then call and then immediately text us or email and tell me what happened, huh?

[Brett Vesely]

If you're. If she's listening. Yeah. Or if any friends can get ahold of her.

[Brady Bogan]

If you're married to Vince right now and you're holed up, it's you. There aren't two of those stories going in this city. It's you. So, yeah, call him. It's too long. We'll give you 24 hour, like, cooling off period, and then you're on the clock. I mean, they do that for Hamas. And Israel had to have a 24 hour cooling off period. And if a war only needs a day for a cooling off before you start lobbing bombs again. Come on, Vince. You make the call. You're a man. You're a man. Maybe she's a lesbo John, and she's leaving him for another woman, and now that he put a baby in her, she's got all.

[John Holmberg]

He'd probably feel better about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, that's still. You could be. That would be. Yeah. The best news, like, for me, if you wanted my opinion, the best news could be that she said she doesn't want the baby. Because you'd hear. You'd hear a Homer Simpson from me if that was like, that's it. Oh, man, you had me spinning all week long. Well, this will be simple.

[John Holmberg]

If for me, it'd be like, you'd see the fireworks and drones like that when they tore down the Tropicana up there in Vegas.

[Brady Bogan]

It'd be a show. It would be a little picture of, like, the Gerber baby floating in drones and then the Ghostbusters thing goes over right down the center. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like Brett's not having that baby after all. What a display. Yeah, I would be fine with that. That would be the best bad news I could get, man. But that's me you're asking me. You might want that baby. I don't understand that. That mentality doesn't exist in me. Yeah, I don't know what she could be telling you. I don't know what's going on, but four days, an awful long time to wait. So you should make that cut today, make the call. And then later tonight, when before you, you know, wrap a rope around your neck for whatever she tells you, email us and let us know how this goes, because I need to. I can't. You can't leave me hanging either. She's left you hanging. For now. You'll have to city Vince by throwing that email at me.

[John Holmberg]

Way to go, pal.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. This is your fault, and I. She's got to be.

[John Holmberg]

She's gonna be a smoke show for this. I mean, for him to put up with this. Okay, you can hit the brick, sister.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. What are you gonna do? I don't think he said, yeah, you can have it. I think she probably. He came home.

[Brett Vesely]

I just do it a couple of.

[Brady Bogan]

Days to an information packet that basically said, I'll talk to you Saturday. It's, ooh, hit the bricks. None of this is good. Said John. She didn't want him to contact her, so she's probably actually boning somebody for the next four days and selling her wild oats after she got married. Either way, that dude is screwed.

[Brett Vesely]

She's having a baby.

[Brady Bogan]

Moon dude. I kind of like this dude's name. His name's William Bakehouse. Billy Bakehouse. And he signed his email. House, I'm not. I don't want to make it. I don't want to. I don't want to go right turn on what we're talking about here, but I think I want to be best friends with Billy Bakehouse. This is my man, House.

[Brett Vesely]

What's up, House?

[Brady Bogan]

Billy Bakehouse.

[John Holmberg]

Jennifer. We got a woman's point of view. She said pregnancy was a lie. Oh, so she could be faking the. You know, could have.

[Brady Bogan]

But why would she do that only for four days? I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

This is for a woman, though. So women know how women think, but.

[Brady Bogan]

They just found out that she was pregnant last Saturday. So if you're gonna lie about the pregnancy, maybe you're gonna lie about the pregnancy. Wouldn't you just lie and say, oh, it was a false pregnancy? Like, wouldn' you again, if you're gonna spill the beans seven days later, just say, ah, we were wrong. I'm not really pregnant. That sucks. Test was false negative.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

I just. Just one day and why would I be calling?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but then. Then you get into that weirdo stage. Now you're pissing her off. There are people who do need breaks from. I'm not a fan of it, but there are people who are like, I just need a break. I'm an emotional basket case.

[John Holmberg]

It's one day. Leaving for like the afternoon. Like, hey, I just need you out of the house for a little bit. Let me just.

[Brady Bogan]

Four days. Yeah, She's. That's selfish.

[John Holmberg]

Dude is wearing Brady glasses. Deep down, he knows he's just in denial.

[Brady Bogan]

And there's some of that, too. When I read that initially, I'm like, vince, you know exactly what this news is, and you're worried about it yourself.

[Brett Vesely]

Tried to tame that wildcat.

[Brady Bogan]

It's almost like the old game. So match game, where the rule was, whatever. The first thing that comes into your mind is your answer.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, it's like, what's your gut telling? Immediately your answer, oh, God, that's not my baby. Probably that's what's coming your way. And then. And then you just start thinking of all the other things that could be. But the first. The first fill in the blank is usually the one that the other person's thinking too. Occasionally, it's off. There's a multiple choice thing here. But, man, this is. That's a. Poor Vince, this one.

[John Holmberg]

She probably already has the abortion scheduled.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. And she just didn't know how to tell you that she wants to get rid of the baby. That would be to me.

[John Holmberg]

She wants to get rid of Keyshawn's kid.

[Brady Bogan]

Now there's the double. Brett just added the double. That, to me would be the best possible news. Is that all you are is discussing the pregnancy and you can have that talk. But she didn't know how to tell you. She thought it would break your heart. So she's waiting four days and she's gonna come back and go, I don't think I want to have a baby. And I know you want one, so that would be the best. Now if she's like, this could be Keyshawn's baby. We should probably delete this now. But so we don't have more problems. I think if that was the case, she would just go do it on her own and quietly pretend like the pregnancy failed.

[John Holmberg]

And she may do that, though, but she still may do that when she comes. Maybe that was the four day break. Something wasn't right.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, maybe she's getting advice from a friend. Says, look, if it's Keyshawn's baby, you just need to tell him I'm not taking any chances. I was so nervous about the pregnancy, I needed four or five days to just reset. My life has changed so much in the last few days, and it scared me to death. And I didn't want to bring it to you, so we're fine. And then go eliminate Keyshawn's baby and come back and play pretend she had a miscarriage. And then stop banging Keyshawn, for God's sakes. Either way, Vince, there's a lot you need to do here.

[John Holmberg]

Vince, Nash, over here.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus Christ. Everybody goes this route. I'm thinking it's his brother's kid from the wedding. DNA is going to be close enough, but she's trying to figure out how to tell him. If the DNA was that close, would you even bring it up? Maybe. Like, well, the DNA is going to match. If he ever wants to test, it's probably gonna look enough like him I can get away with this. I don't think she, like, a week later go. Unless guilt got her. What if it's the other way around and she found out something about him? Like she found dick pics from another dude in his phone and she had to run from it. Would a woman take four days on that or would she just. She'd immediately start. Yeah, yeah. She'd scream and yell the first day.

[John Holmberg]

Pictures of Big Mike in his phone.

[Brady Bogan]

Now she wouldn't say, yeah, Vince, email me back right now. If you've got the dick pics in your phone from another. If you've got a Keyshawn on your life. You guys have stories. Stories I tell you and you share them with us. My life is bohoring one of your people jumping in.

[John Holmberg]

Alan Nirenberg, man, that hoe either cheating or she don't want the baby. Take the next few days and run, brother.

[Brady Bogan]

Is that MC Draydle? What kind of language is he using?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, smartest Yahoo.

[Brady Bogan]

Take the money and run right now. I think the. What I would be doing in the. In the next 24 hours to 48 hours, just come back Saturday is talking to a lawyer about annulments and get that paperwork ready to sign Saturday, just in case she brings Hindenburg to the party before the fire hits, you jump out and say, okay, I was expecting something horrible. So let's just first off, agree that this is all over. We're annulling this immediately and acting like this never happened. Now, as a person who cares about you, let's find out what we need to do next. But we're not married anymore. None of this is going to count. You're not getting any money. You know, again, though, maybe you've been together for, like, eight or nine years.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Who knows?

[Brady Bogan]

She's got half her money still earlier. Faster. You can jump. Do it. Oh, Vince. Oh, Vince. Yeah. This one's like, maybe the marriage and kids is just too much too fast. She's overwhelmed, and we're all just jaded and cynical, but probably not. My guess is she's a hoe. That's probably true.

[Brett Vesely]

You can be overwhelmed.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe she just got. Had a breakdown and there's. That's an awful lot to eat in two weeks. Marriage.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, it happens more than you think that you're talking about the marriage going out. That, you know, after you're married, you're going out and buying a house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And he's got a new job, and maybe that feels a little fragile.

[Brett Vesely]

And now you're locked in, Right?

[Brady Bogan]

And now you're stuck. And now. Oh, Christ, a baby, too. Yeah. Maybe she's asleep herself for the Chinese government. And it got ruined because she's pregnant. Well, that's an interesting way to think of things. She got fired from her secret job with the Chinese government because of babies. Maybe she's gonna have one of those midget babies like in the movie Tiptoes. That could be. They were nervous about that, remember? Because Nancy McConaughey's great line in that movie. I am a midget. Still great. So many of you have thoughts. This is why I brought it to the party. I knew when I read it, I'm like, boy, the. The ghouls are gonna have a field day.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah. These guys want fanduel bets. On it.

[Brady Bogan]

What? What?

[John Holmberg]

The odds on the over under on his scenarios.

[Brady Bogan]

This is from someone named Kiefer. Is nobody faithful anymore? Every woman I've ever met, my family included, has something on the side. Husband, boyfriend, all that stuff. I'm with Larry. Single till I die.

[John Holmberg]

Larry?

[Brady Bogan]

You brought him? That's called incel. Be very careful. Your brain won't work right. But I admire it, because you know what? If you're afraid of it, might find it. Maybe Vince's wife is just pulling back because it's all so much you. Oh, the same thing. Cynical pricks. When my girlfriend got pregnant, she wanted to be away from me for no effing reason at all. I blamed it on the pregnancy. She kept saying she wanted space, and I was saying, hey, you know, bull, mer. Because we're so happy the first days knowing she was pregnant. It was just Joy. Dude should just get some strange and put the wife on the back burner. Joshua. That's a good option. Well, you got these four days to be free again. Why don't you go out and hose some strange? That shouldn't cause a problem. She might just come back and say, I've been wanting to surprise you, and I. I lost $100,000 in crypto. Like, I'm gonna be mad at you, but that wasn't as bad as I thought it could be. She might also be doing something like that. She might have done something really dumb with money. And she's setting it all up so your brain goes down pregnancy road. You know, infidelity is the marriage over, what's going on? And maybe she just kind of squandered some money trying to do something different, and it's gone. And.

[John Holmberg]

And just giving you the worst case scenario. So when you're, like, making me okay, it's not as bad, right?

[Brady Bogan]

And then you're like, oh, he only lost 50 grand. That's a punch in the nuts. But, Jesus, I thought this and this and this.

[John Holmberg]

Evil, bro.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty evil. But it's a pretty smart move to say, make him think. Spin him for, like, five days on the worst. Like his brain's going to take this down terrible roads and then just go in and tell them I spent all our savings on gambling or something. I got a problem.

[John Holmberg]

Jason says if you go through with a divorce annulment, he needs to get a DNA test. Definitely doesn't need to be paying Keyshawn's child support.

[Brady Bogan]

I say, that's true for everybody whose wife says I'm pregnant and not because you're worried it's not yours. You have to pay for it if she decides to leave. Anybody with a baby should, just for no reason at all, just look at their wife today and say, I want a DNA test on the kid. Are you crazy? I am. And I want a DNA test. For what reason? Comfort for myself. Women say it all the time. I just need it for my own comfort. We never say that as men, but we should. And then just have them go. If a woman just sits back and goes, fine, waste the money. But if she at all starts stewing and hemming and hawing, oh, guess what?

[John Holmberg]

Four words for you, bro. Go do her sister.

[Brady Bogan]

That's four words. All right. Yeah. Says I was 57325 and a decadent meth user. Please don't use my name. Stephen. Oh, darn it. He didn't give us his name. I'm just kidding. It wasn't. Even if it is, I apologize. I threw a fake name out. This one says, guys, the four days could be her drawing up the annulment papers. Or like you said, she's a smoke show and doesn't want to carry a baby and wreck her body. There's truth to that, too. Maybe she's like, this is too much for me.

[John Holmberg]

I'll go with the smoke show, partner. You don't wreck your body. I understand.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[John Holmberg]

Please don't wreck your.

[Brady Bogan]

Like Vince, we just need a follow up from you. And I think what we've learned today is Keyshawn's busy and you should. You should know whether or not he got to you. So today, if you've got kids, just say for your own peace of mind, I'd like a DNA test with the kid. If your wife. You don't even need to do it. You just base it on the reaction of her. She gets mad at you for that. She did something horrible. If she's like, you're an idiot. Go get a DNA test. My mom would have done that. Looking at my dad and my nose and our faces. And if my dad said, that's it, I don't think that one's mine. Go get 10 tests, you moron. Of course that's yours. Look at his nose. I'm still doing it. All right, fine. My mom wouldn't have moved. You think I had, what, sex with a replicant of you and that giant nose? You think I'm into noses or something? You idiot. That's your kid. You can tell by the horrendous features that you gave him.

[Brett Vesely]

You don't think. You know, there's doubts every now and then when I look up to Kirby, look up.

[Brady Bogan]

Anything that went over five, seven. For you, I'd have been like, hold on. Just two tricks. I don't have the ability to. No, I. You know, any kid, I would test it all with estimal.

[Dale Hellstray]

Always.

[Brady Bogan]

Women don't have to worry about that. But if they did, they'd be all over us about it. It would be a reasonable thing. It would be on MSNBC all the time. Men try to stop women from getting tests because they make us feel bad for thinking it. I would do it. I don't care if my kid was 30. You know, run a test. High five, bro. I know.

[John Holmberg]

High five.

[Brady Bogan]

At the very least, I'll never have to worry. Nope. On whether or not that kid's good at basketball because of me or some sort of natural gift he was given by his real dad and I don't. I have thin lips. Where did those come from? Yeah, I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

Either you were with DeAndre or Mick. Keith Richards and Mick?

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, that could be.

[Brett Vesely]

I thought he'd say McRib.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, you know, some of those broads will bang a McRib if. Are there McRibs in the back of the car? They're empty. McRib. Because then it's key shots anyway. 6:24. Good luck, Vince. Thanks for the email. I didn't know it was going to be that. That big a deal for everybody, but there's a lot of people. Oh, my God, my emails are exploding. I just found Vince's wife. It's a picture. Unblacked dot com and just on the couch.

[John Holmberg]

Can't figure out which one.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you don't stand a chance. No offense. Lerner and Rowe are there for you. They've got an entire department for this. But horrifying. Let's get a wake up song. And maybe for Vince. Maybe for the sake of Vince. 585-9800. A good one. We'll scream it together. It's 98. KUPD. Wake up. It's out of control now. 98. Can you PT.

[Dale Hellstray]

Morning sleeper.

[Brady Bogan]

Thank you. Miles to Nowhere. Katie and the Hobbs. Getting you started this morning and doing it right. The emails for poor Vince are just pouring in. Some people trying to help them out, saying it's not going to be as bad as you think. Says, what if the girl comes back and tells them she's been secretly a Bengals fan her whole life? Shame finally weighed down on her and she had to tell people. Yeah, that's. I'd rather have you tell me you got the herpes. I'd leave immediately. Deep down, I'm a Ravens fan and I just haven't. All right, well, we're done. I'd rather you had aids.

[John Holmberg]

There's a documentary about this called Me, Myself and Irene. Was his wife driven by a black midget limo driver anytime.

[Brady Bogan]

That's true. Sean Rockefeller, our listener of the year last year, says, Billy Bakehouse. What a great name. Add it to the list of oddball nutcase names you have. Thunderhorse. This is Sean. Listens and pays attention. Thunderhorse. Freight Train. Batman. Wonder Woman. President. John Paula Proc. Toledo Hater. Sean the blind guy. That's you. Aiden the Trans. Nathan the gay. Revel Hollingsworth. Herbert Newton. And now we welcome to the party Mr. Billy Bakehouse, otherwise known as House.

[John Holmberg]

Don't forget the the Love Wolf. Remember him?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Love Wolf. Yeah, I forgot about the love wolf. Was that a call or that guy Email? I don't remember.

[John Holmberg]

He was an email.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh my God. Someone else says early on hot rod ship, oh, we had like eight Iron Maiden mics, Hot rod chips. It was a whole bunch of people that self nickname, self proclaimed nicknames. They throw it at you like. All right, don't worry about it, Vince. I just watched a documentary similar to this. All this is going to happen here is that she's going to break out her phone and have pictures of Natalia Grace flicking her beam. Adam. Adam Marago with that one. I hope that's true.

[Brett Vesely]

House is laughing at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah. Oh, Bakehouse. Lost it on that one. I would open a dispensary. The bake house. I mean, dude, I hope you haven't like. Bake houses are great. I mean I don't think he's ever emailed before. I didn't notice. William Bakehouse house, great stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Just came over from la.

[Brady Bogan]

Scaddy from Los Angeles might open a few bake houses. Not right. I'd invest in the bakehouse. All right, it's time now we get into the news of the week. As sports fans, I mean, the Sun's made a trade yesterday it was actually really good, but doesn't matter. It toughened up a team that's going nowhere. So congratulations, you went out and got yourself a strong seven foot center with some balls.

[John Holmberg]

Good trade.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a good trade. You got rid of your probably most active defender, Joshua Kogi, for a dude who's just bigger and will at least shore up the idea that the Suns are so soft, that toughened them up a little. Doesn't matter. This is not the move that's going to make them better. And you know GM Johnny's plan, which is to shop Devin Booker probably to the Houston Rockets, get your pick back from the Rockets, which at this pace it's going to be a lottery pick Suns because you're not going to be in the playoffs and you get a few more out of that. You try to get six or seven things back for your one and then Kevin Durant can go somewhere else, get three more and start stockpiling draft picks because that's how you win. You don't do it with these, the big three teams. It's worth a shot if you can try to put one together. But there's been one manufactured championship big three thing without drafts and that was basically LeBron. You're not going to go big three too often with homegrown talent. You can't do it. But let's get into the real sports. The thing that's going on in Philadelphia with ugly dumb C word fan. Now, everybody, if you haven't been paying attention, there's a dude. I was at the game with the packers and Eagles this weekend. Philadelphia fans have been known throughout the years as the worst fans in sports as far as evil and awful. Chucking batteries and booing Santa, throwing snowballs at him. Snowballing Santa and. And booing Santa Claus, cheering wildly. When Michael Irvin was taken off the field after a neck injury on a. On a. One of those stretcher. Stretcher carts. Yeah, those boards. They cheered like they just won the Super Bowl. And Michael's neck hit their concrete turf and went into his shoulders and you knew it wasn't good. Turned out it was less than. But they were very happy to see that Michael Irvin may be paralyzed. This dude in Philadelphia is a typical Philadelphia Eagles fan. And he was sitting behind a couple of packers supporters at the game and started to get a little mouthy at first. Evidently, according to the Packer fan husband, there was a girl and her husband. According to the husband, he's like, yeah, we were interacting a little bit. He was, you know, he was egging us on. We chatted. And then it started to get a little personal as he kept saying that my wife was a dumb C word. And then he, the husband turned and said, hey, somebody goes, and she's ugly. She goes, you know, now she's ugly. And he goes, and you're too ugly to even be talking to me, so turn around. If you're going to do anything about it, do something. If not, turn the F around. And then for two and a half quarters, continued to call this woman a dumb C word over and over and over, like. And so finally, husband turned because nobody was going to do anything about it, and broke the phone out and made a video of this guy berating his wife to tears at the game. The video goes viral. The dude's face is all over. The best part of the video if you watch is his friend tapping him on the shoulder, knowing it's, hey, hey, hey, hey, this isn't good for you. Isn't a good look. You know, even a Philadelphia guy's like, you did, you know, go grab a glass of water, calm down. And then. So he kept going, ugly, dumb, C word, ugly, dumb C word over and over. Which is somewhat funny. That guy is now claiming he was provoked. Hey, that lady said something to me. Now he's Lost his job after the video. The dumb C word guy who is now saying, I wasn't the only one in on this. They were mouthing off to me, so I fought back. His job is hilarious because it was at a place that he was in a particular unit of his work that was hyper focused on diversity, equity, and inclusion. He was a DEI superman who was like, you know, you can't discriminate against anyone. All women should work here. Everything should be like, everybody in this company is going to have an opportunity, and we're going to be racially diverse, you know, socially diverse, equity everywhere. And he's the one that's telling some woman she's an ugly, dumb. Which is kind of against the DEI thing. His company lets him go and he's got all these things. My rule on this is, though, you were in Packer gear at an Eagles game and the NFL can basically go itself, because last time I saw inside a stadium is littered with nothing. But, hey, you should have a beer ads. Everybody in here should go get a $25 beer. Why wouldn't you? Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. And behave. You can't have it. You just can't have it. So when you go in, you go into Philadelphia and you go into Lincoln Financial, yes, you should have some decorum and whatever, but if you wear the other team's gear, just know there might be a drunk there that's going to start in with you a lot. It's your job as the traveling fan to get up and leave. That's it. Period. End of story. It doesn't excuse his behavior as good or otherwise. But you sitting there filming him is not going to make it better. You're not de escalating a thing. Go stand in the common area away from that guy. He's beard himself into a frenzy. He has no brain right now, and it's over. Yes, he should behave, but do fans behave? That's why we call them fans. The NFL loves the word fans, but what it's short for is fanatic. And there's not a lot of control in fanaticism. So you're asking.

[Brett Vesely]

And most of the time, I think that happens. They go up, someone in that crowd might not even be the guy filming. Gets the usher saying, we got a problem.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Brett Vesely]

They removed the.

[Brady Bogan]

The dangerous thing is you can complain about them if they don't remove them or if the other fans aren't doing anything about it. And you're in Philadelphia, by the way. Yeah, there were ushers there, There were other fans there. Everybody in that section could have gotten up and said, got a problem down here, we need it. They didn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Which is why the guy turned sort of film. It's Philly there. It's encouraged, it's laughed at. It's a constant. All these Philly fans, they're the worst. You don't want to hear them. When I worked for the Cardinals, I didn't get to go on the road trips. I did home game stuff. But when they went to Oakland. Do not wear Cardinals gear in the streets of the around the stadium. Do not wander around in your, you know, Cardinal stuff. If you're just part of the media, wear something else, a coat over, get into the stadium, take off, represent. But don't go in there thinking that you guys are going to have an easy time. They'll chuck beers at you. You're going to get verbally berated. You're going to hear things you couldn't imagine. It's going to be awful. Is that a good thing? No. But is it reality? Absolutely. And is it encouraged? Most definitely. I listen to the broadcast with the packers and Eagles. You don't want to be on the wrong side of these Eagles fans. Yuck, yuck, yuck, Yuck. Hahaha. They have a reputation of being like, over the top and awful and they push it. And it's never like people should be removed. They should have a better. Until this video comes out. When you're like, oh, geez, we got to do something about that. But when you encourage people to guzzle beer all day and be fanatic and then plop somebody. Yeah. And then ask them to behave with the person of the team that's trying to knock them out of the playoffs. You can expect some words, you know, as long as he's not physically accosting you, you can turn and say it back. Just go, you're an asshole and you've ruined this experience for us. I'll never forget that Philadelphia is what it is. They'll high five when you tell them you represent Philadelphia. Oh yeah, we got rid of them. They'd love it. So this dude who's getting kicked out of the stadium forever and lost his job and everything else, in my opinion, has a great fight to go back to the NFL and say, I thought you wanted me to be that way. You guys always talk about how horrible Eagles fans are, and then you laugh and how we're the ones who booed Santa and then you laugh and then you serve as beer like nobody's business.

[John Holmberg]

25 yinglings all day long.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you're not complaining. When I dropped 25 bucks down on my fifth yingling and I'm staggering around screaming stuff, people laugh. So it is more that his behavior is abhorrent and also encouraged until it's not. And the NFL does exactly what it always does, which is an about face, and acts like they were never there. They're culpable in this, but.

[Brett Vesely]

At the same time, look at how many other.

[Brady Bogan]

People in that stadium behaved that you know about.

[Brett Vesely]

You know, I mean, that one's going.

[Brady Bogan]

To stick out, of course, but that's. You're talking about the anomaly of yes, because other people behaved. Everyone has to. Not true. Because the same argument would be true. Tons didn't behave. That doesn't mean that everybody should do that either. You're going to get one or two at a time. And especially if you're dressed in the opposing team's gear in a playoff game. We are encouraged through sports to be fervent lunatics for our team. They do it at Suns games. Get on your feet, scream and yell. Let those let you know. The Clippers fans know you're here. You know, those. They. They try to make you crazy. And then some people can't draw that line. But we don't want our sporting events to be like, everyone stay calm. Please don't go too far. We wouldn't have those announcements. You expect a certain amount of behavior, and when it crosses the line, they act like, well, that's. We never said. Of course you didn't tell them to do that. But they will. When you throw beer into a lunatic's mouth and say, hey, this is the thing that you should have more passion about than your own marriage. And most of us do.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, but it's going to be hard for that guy. He'll never win that. To blame it on the NFL while you're doing this.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. But that's the point. The point I make you do blame the NFL. You're not going to get money for it, but it doesn't matter. You're. The point I'm making is that you should. People should go. It's the NFL's fault. This is. It's when they used to find people for hard hits. And the week that they find James Harrison, $125,000. He was on their Internet cover of Hardest Hits of the Week and it was the one he got fined on. He hit two Cleveland Browns and he even pointed it out. He goes, I'm your lead feature on hardest hits this week. And now you're saying that I should be kicked out of the league. Give me the money for that. People are buying that, like, video that you're selling with me on it three years in a row. By the way, he was on the COVID of their DVDs back when they used to sell them of hardest hitters in the NFL. Rodney Harrison also hated him, but they loved that. And then they. When it's when people are like, gee, that was a rough one. Oh, you didn't like. Okay, well, yeah, we didn't like that either. They're. They're the most mamby pamby hypocrites in the world. And this guy says, as an Eagle fan, isn't that calling someone a dumb, ugly C word just flirty banter in Philadelphia. Yeah. There isn't a woman in Philadelphia who has not been called a dumb, ugly C word. And you're in Packer gear. I was at a Steelers Bengals game, and they're, they're not mean, but the Bengals won. And this dad and his kid were mouthing off, and a big dude grabbed the dad and said, if you don't want problems, you need to shut him up. You're walking by a bunch of people who just had their hearts torn out by a division rival and you think it's cute that this is happening. They're going to take it out on you, dumbass. Don't laugh at this and get out of here. And he wasn't wrong. I was seven years old. Seven years old. Steelers, Dolphins game at Three River Stadium. My dad took me playoffs. I think the final score was like seven to six. And there was a guy with a Dolphins banner, and he turned around and unfurled it. When the Dolphins, they had a drive that was going well, and my dad pulled me and he goes, be careful. Hang on. Five or six dudes. The second he did that, turned and just like, kind of flaunted his dolphin skier. Five or six dudes just melee on him for it was. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. I didn't see a thing. Because I was little. They beat the crap out of him. Ushers took the dolphin guy out. So what were you thinking? It used to be, what are you thinking? Why are you hitting the beehive? There's a bunch of drunk Steeler fans standing around you, and you're going to turn and flash a dolphin's gear in their face. You're asking for it.

[Brett Vesely]

Never got it. I mean, especially the person that's getting out of hand and there's, you know, the one person in whatever the opposing team is. And there's a thousand of the home people that, yep, a fight breaks out. He's got a thousand different point of views that people can come up and just kill the guy. I mean, just an idiot. You know, you can't block every punch once that frenzy.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't go into other people's stadiums most of the time. I did this year when I went to Vegas, but I don't think Vegas counts. There were 60,000 Steeler fans in the Vegas thing. And when you talk to the residents of Las Vegas, they all have season tickets and they all sell them to the. Because they know it's a. Nobody cares about the Raiders there. Like, I mean, the ones that do just know where they are. But it wasn't. It wasn't 50, 50. It was 80, 20 in that stadium for the opposing team.

[Brett Vesely]

I can see how it escalates really quick. I mean, just from going to that. You know, the. Earlier in the fall to the Oregon, Ohio State. And I went to Ohio State gear. And the toughest thing is walking out of that city.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. And you lost.

[Brett Vesely]

You got to take.

[Brady Bogan]

You gotta take. You're gonna take a verbal beating because.

[Brett Vesely]

Every once in a while, yes, you know. You know it's gonna happen. But there's one or two that.

[Brady Bogan]

Try to press that button, put your head down and walk through it. You asked for it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

You walked into the lion's den with meat on your body, thinking, I'll get right past the lion, and the lion beat you. And now you got to leave. You have no mouth. You needed to. You need to shut up and walk out of there. Period. End of story. Now, again, it's Ohio State and Michigan. The team's got into a fight at the end of the game. We encourage this behavior to go too far. And when it does, everybody is shocked. I'm never shocked. We have it here when the Niners play the Cardinals. Niner fans are brutal, and Cardinal fans won't take it. And you have to behave. But, I mean, it gets stabby fast with those. It's encouraged because you're asking people to be emotionally fanatical about something that truly doesn't really matter. I am a perfect example of it. I am a lunatic about the Steelers. I can sit in a room with other people, but I would be damned to go into another stadium and get mouthy. And if they started mouthing at me, I'd take it. I'd laugh. I'd be like, you guys are right. I got no business being here. But I'm certainly not if, if there were tears and I'm sitting there filming them going, you're an asshole. It's just fuel for them.

[Brett Vesely]

Nothing better than slinking out after you just gave that team a beat down at home or, you know, an away game.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I think a lot of Arizona.

[John Holmberg]

Fans don't realize it as much because there's so many fans from everywhere else. So like when I went to the Bears Cardinals game, it was 50, 50, if not more Bears fans.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I've always said this about the Cardinal fans. Cardinal fans don't like hearing it, but it's truth. Because of Bears fans, Steelers fans, Cowboys fans infiltrating their stadium all the time. Cardinals fans don't cheer for their team as much as they cheer against the people who are there for the other team. Like they try to like. Especially if that Bears game when they were winning that thing, they were mouthy and.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Because their stadium has been invaded and they're mad. So like when the Bears fans are depressed in your house, you're happier. And then you get a few beers in there in the third quarter, you get a little mouth. Then the Bears come back, swung it and made Cardinal fans mad. Cardinal fans have always had that unfortunate situation where they have to cheer at the opposing fans that are taking over most of their stadium. There's a whole protect the nest marketing campaign that's basically saying, can we get the foreigners out of here a little bit? It's almost like Mexico. Can we do something about the. Can we build a wall that fans of not like non Cardinal fans don't get in?

[John Holmberg]

Same when we have hockey here though too. Anytime. The Blackhawks, Red Wings, you know, any of those teams came through.

[Brady Bogan]

There was no passion for the Coyotes at all. Not big enough. So it was. I mean that battle got lost fast. Cardinals would, you know, when they got good, started to fight back a little bit. They don't.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Deep into the playoff run. That super bowl making it there.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Helped.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, it helped a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

Years to, you know, the following them.

[Brady Bogan]

A little strength, go into the stadium and start saying, hey, we are something. We're no longer a doormat. So you're going to come into our stadium, you're going to hear it from us. And that's what we encourage. So this kid and this kid, this old man in, in Philly who was mouthing off, sure, he went too far. But we can't sit back and act like, oh, this is just what a terrible. What the behavior of the fan. Oh my goodness, no Nope.

[John Holmberg]

I'm surprised he didn't get a raise or something at his job in Philly. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's fine because you went in dressed as the enemy and you know, it's. You went and dressed as the enemy and expected to be treated with the utmost respect. And one guy didn't. What we should be focused on is that it was only one guy. What they're really mad at the whole. Nobody in the section was helping. Yeah, they're used to it. It's not a big deal. You have to suck it up. You dressed as the enemy. It doesn't make sense to me why we get so mad when we encourage it, encourage it, encourage it. And then when it goes to the point of like, well, you're playing ball in the house, something's gonna break, and then you recognize. We shouldn't have been doing this for 45 minutes. Everything was fine, and then the vase broke. And now you know, Dad's gonna be mad. It's just dumb. We're asking drunks to behave. Bars have rules and bouncers because they know if we serve enough alcohol, eventually one of these idiots is going to do something dumb. So there's always a big dude at the door just in case.

[Brett Vesely]

And they do. But I mean, they do at the stadium. But you can't prevent it in the tailgating out front.

[Brady Bogan]

You can.

[Brett Vesely]

A lot of those people come in.

[Brady Bogan]

Now think of it. Of course, you're also encouraged that way. Also, they build sections for you to drink and eat before the game so you can get nice and lathered up to come in and keep drinking would.

[Brett Vesely]

That way keep it down to one or two $25 Coors Light and Budweiser.

[Brady Bogan]

And Michelob and all the stuff that they've, you know, try our new this, that beer and then say, but do it responsibly. Their get out is please drink responsibly.

[John Holmberg]

But if you don't.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you don't, we're definitely going to take a step back and say, we told you to drink responsibly when we over served you like crazy. If a Bar had one bouncer for every 15,000 people in the bar, you'd have this problem all over the place. It's amazing it doesn't happen more. But I don't look at this guy as somebody who should have lost his job. If the Eagles don't want to let him in the building anymore, that's fine. But the company saying oh, we can't have that. Come on, let's. Let's not be so Pollyanna about this whole thing. It's Philadelphia, for Christ's sake. It's part of their reputation to be the worst fans in football and sports. It's terrible. And again, this one says, from what I read, the packers guy and his wife are social media influencers, and the husband was wearing a body cam and not even recording from a cell phone. Not that that makes up for the behavior, but they were supposedly trying to get a rise out of People for Views. Ah.

[John Holmberg]

And they did.

[Brady Bogan]

You get that camera out, whether it's on your body or just holding it up, and you try to go, I'm gonna get you in trouble, Eagles fan. You think they're all gonna go, all right, all right, that's enough. Calm down. It's not happening. It's like what I always say about OP Live. When the cops pull up to a party and there's like 40 black people there, there's never one time that somebody's gonna say, all right, I'm the spokesman. Everybody be quiet. Everyone's talking at the same time. And it seems to get louder and louder and louder.

[John Holmberg]

And somebody starts twerking and then twerking.

[Brady Bogan]

Which is why I love the show, because it just. It loses its mind. It just. It's mob mentality. You can't control that crazy when it starts happening. So everybody's like, did you hear about the dumb C word, Eagles fan? What a terrible. Oh, stop it, you pious baby. You know, I look at Ohio State, you know, one thing I took away from going to that game with you years ago at the Michigan was Ann Arbor's a whore. Flags, T shirts, Muck, Fishigan flags, T shirts. And the Michigan fans sit and watch that and look around and go, okay, I'll take it until I can't.

[Brett Vesely]

Until you come over to our house.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then you come to our place, which is the good thing.

[Brett Vesely]

And most people go buy those shirts. And even, I mean, like, I'm saying, walking by the stands, that will have stuff like that. Most people laugh at that.

[Brady Bogan]

Hilarious.

[Brett Vesely]

The rivalry side of it, they get it. They understand.

[Brady Bogan]

But if you really cared, you'd walk by and go, that's antagonistic, and it's going to cause a problem. Nobody actually cares. Nobody actually wants fans to behave properly the whole time, throw alcohol in the mix and then serve them. It's dumb and it happens a lot. But it's Philadelphia, for crying out loud. If you lived in Philadelphia. If I go to Philadelphia. I'm not wandering around there and, you know, Washington commanders or cowboys clothes. You should expect a few, like, fus out of the deal. It's, you know, it's not the classiest fan base, but. Yeah, I didn't know that. If they're social influencers or social media influencers and they're. And they're trying to film people yelling at them, then they knew what they were getting into and that's it. This guy should get his job back. Maybe reprimanded at work. But that's not a job. Losing a fence. Now, the fact that he works exclusively in DEI departments, hilarious adds to it because that's Philadelphia dei. So we're gonna have a little uptick here in our office. We're gonna hire a bunch of dumb, ugly. Kind of balance out that whole man woman thing. It's. It drives me nuts that we get so hypocritical towards that. And then so many people just shake their heads. I can't believe that. Oh, of course you can. Yeah. You Ohio State people can't do it. Steeler fans can't do it. Bears fans fight each other.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

You guys just are mad that we gotta be.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Look at what you've been dealing with. And yet you. You show up, look what's on the field, you pack the stadium, and you keep your fingers crossed.

[Brett Vesely]

Never forget 85.

[John Holmberg]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And then because you're fanatic, you're unreasonable, like nothing in your. It's irrational love. It's like I've always said, women hate a man's love of sports because it shows a woman what a man is capable of emotionally, and they never show it towards them. We have love for us. We would never, ever, ever, ever wear a shirt with your face and name on it with pride. We would never do it. We would never buy a jersey with your name on it. We would never buy clothes with your picture that just says wife. We would never do it.

[Brett Vesely]

Only if we'd done something wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, and then. And then all our friends know it's a scarlet ladder. I love my wife stickers means, oh, boy. This guy is fighting for it. He's on the middle rung of the ladder. We wouldn't do it. But we will gladly wear the jersey of our favorite fella. We will gladly buy the hat. We will support and scream out our irrationally strange love of a sports team. And when women see it, they're like, you see some of those women that plan things on football Sundays to see if they can pull you away from Their biggest competition, the thing you love most. And they see it. We will never love anything like we love our sports. Can't. It's forever. It's a commitment. That's forever. Forever. And they see us talking about, like, ever trying to support another team. People have asked me, would you ever cheer for the Ravens? Are you out of here? Never. I hate all other teams. There is only one team to love with a woman. It's like, yeah, you'll do for now. You never know. You never know how this. We say it's forever, but we both know that there's some. And possibilities that we might relocate.

[Brett Vesely]

I. You know, there is some. I mean, the only way that conversion happens, which it does, is when a person moves out of there.

[Brady Bogan]

But that's a person who was never.

[Brett Vesely]

Really that in love.

[Brady Bogan]

You never really had the love. Especially nowadays when you can pick up any game anywhere. It used to be more like before DirecTV made football available in every city, everywhere that you'd move from, you know, Philadelphia over to San Diego, and you never got to see the Eagles again on tv. You were forced to watch Charger games.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then your kids are there and they're kind of, I'm Charger fan, because I don't even know what your Eagle thing is.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah, you can keep your allegiance a lot easier.

[Brady Bogan]

Only reason I'm a Steeler fan. My dad, being from Pennsylvania, was a giant Steelers fan. And when I was a little boy, we were in the AFC Championship game. Every year that team was on TV more than the. When we lived in Northwest Indiana, we were on more than the Bears. You saw those Steelers eight, nine times a year, at least, and then championships. And the house was the happiest I've ever been. The happiest my house ever was as a child and I lived in a pretty happy household was Steelers, Super Bowls. I remember them like 75 was the first one I can remember. Joy. I was three. And I remember, like, the house being black and gold and like, stuff, and then forget it. When 78 and 79 rolled around, I was old enough to remember and participate, and I got it.

[Brett Vesely]

And it was why it was me.

[Brady Bogan]

It was.

[Brett Vesely]

It was college football because we did. Sure, we're in between the pro franchise. Cleveland was north since.

[Brady Bogan]

But let me ask you this. Did you ever feel that same amount of euphoria when your dad kissed your mom in front of you? Nope.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Never. God, it's so good to see them being happy and in love. Nope. But when the Buckeyes beat Michigan, that house Just joy just radiated off of it. We have an unreasonable love for our sports team and it's forever now. My Cubs thing went away because I made a bet and the Cubs have angered me. And the World Series did change things. I think I was definitely a product of the lovable losers. I still have to tell you, deep down, for those of you who hold me to the fire on this, and that's just me being a stand up fella. I still love my Cubs. I'll never not love them. Being a Diamondbacks fan has no real merit or heart to me. I go to the games because they're close. It's fun. I've got friends who like them, but I'm not sharing with the same passion. I have lost my passion for baseball the way I used to have it. And the Cubs winning the World Series was all I needed. They put me through hell. That was a toxic relationship. But yeah, so when you start saying that I. I've. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that. My buddy Rosie Cheeks, when he had his girlfriend that would constantly tell him, you're gonna take me out on Sunday during that Steelers game, he's like, steelers are my life. Not anymore they're not. You don't take me out. I'm leaving. And she'd do a vagina embargoes and stuff. She would. She'd start saying, all right, watch Steeler game. You don't get to see me until you skip. Once she needed. She needed to see him give up his passion for her because she was jealous. She saw what he was capable of. She saw what love and passion looked like in this guy. And she never saw it towards her.

[John Holmberg]

He should have called Gary's wife.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know what Gary's team was.

[John Holmberg]

He's a whore.

[Brady Bogan]

Anyway, so I just spent $70 on a special edition lion's hat. I didn't even get my girlfriend a Christmas present. See? See?

[John Holmberg]

Lions are forever.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Lions are. And that's a. That's a thing. And you can't imagine what Lions fans are going through this year.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I got a good friend. That's the. He's on cloud nine. But he was there for 0.

[Brady Bogan]

16.

[John Holmberg]

This could be the year.

[Brady Bogan]

Now imagine the pain that's going to come if they get bounced out of the playoffs. It's like the love of their life died. And then imagine that every year it gets resurrected for almost every team, all but one. It dies. And then somehow around April, you start seeing signs of life with the draft, July camp, and everybody's Alive again. Marriage doesn't have that relationship. Women don't have that. Women have passion for other things, but they want the passion to. They see what true love can look like from their man. And it's sports, period. And Eagles fans are the worst ones of the bunch. College football gets really weird. Like that one to me gets like crazy because you can't leave it behind. It becomes like you're just like the pros. It's like a weird blood. And there are feuds encouraged. Fights, like they love it. This Arizona ASU thing, they want that to get hairy.

[Brett Vesely]

Eat it up.

[Brady Bogan]

It isn't enough passion because the teams have not been relevant enough. But they try to stoke fire and ah, it's. You know, they may be three and eight, but these two teams hate each other. And that means the fans should too. There's no love lost here. They say it all the time. And then they get mad when they see that manifest itself into two people fighting over it. Here's some beer. You guys hate each other, right? Yeah. Some more beer. Really hate each other. It's a close game. One of these two teams going home. Here's another beer. Behave. It doesn't make sense. You can't do it.

[Brett Vesely]

They still stop, I think, in the third quarter.

[Brady Bogan]

But you've been drinking since 11 game started. Yeah. You're six or seven.

[Brett Vesely]

Scale it down.

[Brady Bogan]

And the only reason they stop the beer is so they don't get sued later for the DUIs. Well, they had an hour to cool down. And then they should have. Then they should have thought about it. They're not doing that to protect you. They don't want the lawsuit coming back. When we served them right up until they got their keys in their hand and drove away. We had that cooling off period at the end of the game, and they should have known better. And we also put signs up that said, drink responsibly. We're off the hook. All right. Can't believe their behavior, can you? I mean, I gave them cocaine and alcohol hall and then some mental candy down there with a thing that I tell them to love more than their families. And they started acting irrational. Can you believe it?

[Brett Vesely]

Could you imagine if they continued on? I mean, I think maybe the. The reason why they had to cut it off in the third quarter, but now if they continued on, people wouldn't leave the stadium till midnight. Oh, some of those games you'd stick.

[Brady Bogan]

We're still not room Sun's games were like, we'll stay there two hours after just drinking and having a Blast. Stebbings and I were in there forever. Like, what are we doing? Me and Doug Hopkins, nephew Aaron or cousin Aaron, like, sitting there. This is great. And we drank it till we were like, man, we should probably leave. It's a little weird to be in the stadium. The game's been over for two hours anyway. But, yeah, it's. A dude shouldn't have lost his job.

[John Holmberg]

He'll be hired again.

[Brady Bogan]

He's probably really good at DEI because he knows the difference between, like, good words and bad words. He knows how to use them. And to be honest, I saw a picture of the Packer fan wife.

[John Holmberg]

He wasn't too far off.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of a dumb, ugly. You ask me, she's a Packer fan. I'm not. You know, I got no love loss for that. Wander around in that, you know, looking like peas and corn. I hate their uniforms. Am I gonna shout out that she's an ugly dumb to her face? No. I'll do it on the radio later. But you start filming me, I'm gonna say some terrible stuff for you, but always beware of that anyway. Football. And if you've got a wife that's like, I don't know why you do. You get so fired up over. She's just basically saying, why don't you love me? Like that. If your wife bought you a jersey with her name on the front and number one, go hang yourself, and she asked you to wear it, you'd be like, why would I do that? Well, don't you love me? Yeah, but I don't need everybody else to know that. Isn't the ring enough? Well, you always wear that Ben Roethlisberger jersey. He's awesome. You know how much joy he's brought me? Well, don't I bring joy? Yeah, I suppose, but I mean, not, like, enough to, like, wear your shirt or whatever. That's weird.

[Brett Vesely]

I'll go with I'm with her.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not wearing that either. I'm with her.

[Brett Vesely]

You see those couples now and then?

[Brady Bogan]

No, that guy's life's over. I don't want a flag planted in my skin. Yeah, I'm with you. That's enough people can figure out. They'll do the math. I don't want people to think I'm nuts. Now I'm wearing a Najee Harris jersey, out and about, on town with socks pulled up to my knees that are black and gold. That totally reasonable. That's my expression of love. You buy me a jersey with your name and face on it. Are you out of Your mind. I don't love you that much.

[Brett Vesely]

You're wearing the beer is here shirt.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's different. That's just a. You're married to a loser. The beer is here guy is just a bad. He's just not as funny as you think he was. But I'm talking about, like, passionate representation. I have 40 or 50 jerseys, Steelers jerseys. Guys who played for the team for a year. A couple I took chances on as third round draft picks. I have a Senquez Golsan jersey. Who. Yeah, that's right. He broke his shoulder his very first training camp. This was the dude. This is the cornerback of the future. Broke his shoulder rookie year, training camp. Like, that's all right. He'll be back next year. First practice, my shoulder. He did it again and he came back for a little bit and his knee went out and he retired. And I'm like, I have that guy's jersey.

[John Holmberg]

Three games in.

[Brady Bogan]

Three games in. I've dragged. I grabbed the jersey of a guy named Dre Archer, number 13.

[Brett Vesely]

I remember.

[Brady Bogan]

Dre Archer didn't ever play in the NFL. He played a couple. He was a kick returner, and he was too little and he bounced after a year. I have his jersey. I took some.

[Brett Vesely]

That's chasing names.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, no. I took some. Roll the dice. Like, you know, Johnny's calling it. I've had a few gems. I got my Alex Highsmith jersey real early, before he started. I had his. You know, I'm like, that kid's gonna be something special. I'm gonna roll the dice and I'm gonna buy the draft picks. The number. Number three draft in our third rounder.

[John Holmberg]

You don't do that.

[Brady Bogan]

Would I ever, ever, ever wear the. I don't know, like, I guess a patch on my shirt for. If any of Megan's family had trouble. That's nuts. What's on your shirt? Oh, the matriarch.

[John Holmberg]

I'll donate to go fund me, but.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not wearing that. But when Dan Rooney died, I sold a couple shamrocks to a few things in my house with Dr. On them. I've got Dan Rooney stuff now. I gotta. I gotta pay tribute to that. Well, when my grandmother died. Yeah. You know. Anyway, Dan Rooney's gone. I mean, somebody important died, but my grandma. Shut up. Dan Rooney died. Your mother never. Grandmother never gave me what Dan Rooney did. The ambassador. You be quiet. Silly. We're silly. So what I'm saying is, I understand the irrational part. Don't go into a stadium dressed as the other team. That's all I'm. That's. That's should be a rule they should have getting into. Yeah, they should have a sign up says, hey, if you're dressed in the opposing team's gear, game is on. Please behave responsibly. If it gets crazy, leave. So they teach a tactical black. You go into a bar and there's a group of people at a table and they seem a little loud and they're having a good time, they're a little bit drunk, and you're sitting there and you. And they come to you and go, did you just look at my. My wife? You son of a. Get up and leave. You are the outlier. You're the problem. You're the onion walk. Look, I have every right to be in this building and do whatever I want. Okay? Own risk.

[Brett Vesely]

Look at how well Jason Kelsey takes it as being the fan bassador. Yeah, the Eagle fan pushed all the buttons on the elevator because Eagle fans are dicks.

[Brady Bogan]

They knew it. I knew that was going to be a thing. Anyway, you want your. You want your opponent to have a tougher road than you. That's all. And if you're a dumb ugly, expect to be called that. And when you're dressed as a Packer, you're a dumb ugly. I don't care what team you're cheering for. That's one ugly ass uniform. Sorry, Matthias.

[John Holmberg]

I understand.

[Brady Bogan]

For 18 weeks a year, there's a Tom ugly. Exactly. Now she can't say anything. I'll say it's a dumb ugly jersey. I won't say she is. I don't have that kind of passion. But for a Bears fan, that can't be.

[John Holmberg]

It's rough.

[Brady Bogan]

It is rough. But at least you get to do something to that Packer fan that most Bears would love. Tell.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes you get this.

[Brett Vesely]

I own that.

[Brady Bogan]

Sometimes you get to smack it. That ass is mine. You can spit on it. She didn't know. What's going through your mind? Take that, Packer fan. Oh, God, that's hot. Yeah, for both of us.

[John Holmberg]

Just wait.

[Brady Bogan]

No idea.

[John Holmberg]

Remember 1985?

[Brady Bogan]

No, but still. This one's for Don Makowski. God damn it, Magic man, my ass. Roll over. What are you doing? We're gonna do something that I've wanted to do for a while. This is for Brett Favre, my ass. Oh, yeah. Did you say Brett Favre?

[Dale Hellstray]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

No, baby, I said it. I'm hard. It's true. If I had a Ravens fan in my house, he goes, I want a piece of this. Because Ravens fans All sound like they're on the wire. You just walk out of the wire? I did. I'm from Baltimore. All right. I want your white ass. I'm like, all right, roll over. This is for Joe Flacco. My ass.

[Brett Vesely]

Brett's like, I'm gonna throw it in the Bart Star.

[Brady Bogan]

No Bart Stars taking a baiting. And I wasn't even alive for that. Ah. I can barely walk. Brett, what was that? Clay Matthews. You heard me. Back in O5. He caused a fumble and bounced us out of the playoffs. Why did I have to pay for that? Well, walking around dressed in, like, peas and corn and make me think about it. That's what we do. So don't dress as the opposing team. Sorry about that whole thing going on at your house there. Can't be easy. What do you got in the big board of musical treats there? I wake up.

[John Holmberg]

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[Brady Bogan]

Scott Haynes says, I feel like Brady was kind of left out of that. Let me talk to him in a language that he understands. Brady, would you rather buy a grills just want to have fun apron or an I love Ronnie apron?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, that's a tough one.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it isn't. It's not. No dude wants that exclamation of love for his wife.

[Brett Vesely]

Those are horrible.

[Dale Hellstray]

They're weird.

[Brady Bogan]

You would love the girls want to have fun if it hadn't been made fun of. Had. Had it. Had you just discovered that before, you'd have one of those. But now that it's become. Yeah, you would not think grill. Grills want to have fun. Would have been something had it not become, you know, it took off for a reason. The reason there were shirts and aprons and grill is because dudes thought it was funny until everybody said, no, it's not. You're a weirdo. Now. Now it's in those commercials where the guy's got it on there. There's too many of them. That makes it so fat dudes who love grilling wouldn't all want one had it not become like, the pariah.

[Brett Vesely]

That's a good price.

[Brady Bogan]

Now show them one with Ronnie's face on it that just says, God, I love this woman and which one are you gonna buy? If you had a shirt that said put your meat in my mouth or I love Ronnie, which one are you buying? Somehow or another that turned into a bunch of religious shirts to say I love God.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brady Bogan]

There's the I love mugging socks. You want the socks, too? I love my wife's socks. You gonna wear that or grills want to have fun apron? No, we know already. Our passion does not go that way.

[John Holmberg]

We can get them the Trump mug, too.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, he would do that. Wait, look at this. I have a picture of Trump on there. You don't put bumper stickers of your wife's name on your car.

[John Holmberg]

Great wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Great wife. Really terrific. Otherwise, losers. This is a big glass.

[Brett Vesely]

Total disasters.

[Brady Bogan]

But it's funny. Like, we would never do it for real. We would never have an I love my wife. Coffee? No.

[Brett Vesely]

If you do, there's Mother's Day.

[Brady Bogan]

You're a. You're a com. You. If I love my offer, the Trump. That's not bad. Anyway, got an email from a girl says I'm a Packers fan and I'm hot. Not when you're wearing that outfit, you're not. Peas and corn. Yeah. You know what it turns into Tom? Ugly. That's for sure.

[Brett Vesely]

I have the best packers fan at my.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh yeah, yours is a Packer fan.

[Brett Vesely]

Hey, packers are on.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I don't care. She's not a Packer fan. She's a. She's Packer. Aware. But the word fan can't be attached.

[John Holmberg]

Not me. When the packers are playing, it's like walking in a Ringling Brother. She got the clown outfit on and everything else. Jeez, you're just missing a big red nose and a floppy shoes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

What are you doing today?

[Brady Bogan]

How come you dressed up as a big dumb ugly. I'm telling you right now. My ass. Aaron Rodgers. Son of a bitch. Got so lucky with three quarterbacks in 30 years. Every once in a while she'll slip a finger in you dry. That's for Mike Tomczack. Thanks. Ouch. Damn it. Yes. I don't know.

[John Holmberg]

What do you want on the list in this moment? Horror. For Vince's wife. Run to the hills from. For Vince. Pound Cake for Vince's wife. Escape from Metallica for Vince. Metallica or the Pina Colada song for Vince and his wife. Steel Panther Ministry. Lies, lies, lies for Vince's wife. Anthrax not Bush survivor. Eye of the Tiger for Philly fan. Foo Fighters and terror Hard lessons for packers fan that went to the Philly game in packers gear.

[Brady Bogan]

Multiple emails saying that Vince's wife, because they think they got pregnant around Thanksgiving are asking, did you have a big family event? And the majority of them think if that's the case, then this is a same DNA baby. She nailed your brother or your dad or stepdad because around the holidays family events. So they're just taking it to the worst case scenario, hopefully. Vince, please email us back, let us know how this ends because this story was what a way to kick off the day. I like that we do that. Lies, Lies, Lies by ministry is pretty solid. All right, you want to go with that? Sure. That's a fun one. And if you're just tuning in, Vince's wife segment will be loaded onto the podcast and you can listen to it later. Although I did get beat up yesterday from people telling me that Toledo was a little late getting the podcasts in and I think it's because he had some sort of business lunch he had to go to. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

It wasn't working.

[John Holmberg]

Bread discussions to take care of.

[Brady Bogan]

It wasn't neutering or he was touring the bread factory. This is white. And the darker ones, that's called wheat. And then this. Here's the. This got seeds on it. That's a. That's whole grains. Till it was like, fascinating. I'd like to be your spokesperson. Of course. We chose you for a reason. Toast. It's out of control now.

[Dale Hellstray]

Morning sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

It is time now for Brady to give you all the news that Brady knows. Before that, I think Billy Line Weber has put a exclamation point on the Eagles packers battle. Says wearing a Packers jersey inside an Eagles game is like putting a white hood on and going to the Boom Boom Room. Expect trouble. He's exactly right. God, I want to go in that Boom Boom room so bad. Rah rah room. Different than Boom boom. Oh, yeah, the Boom Boom Room. 16th street in McDowell and I am scared to death.

[John Holmberg]

Don't even know how to get there.

[Brady Bogan]

I know I got there. I know how to drive by it.

[John Holmberg]

I mean, you avoid it. I'm sure every chance you get at 16th at McDonald's.

[Brady Bogan]

I know how to speed by it. But look at it online. Inside, it's awesome.

[John Holmberg]

Big old cracker insight.

[Brady Bogan]

Big old. Nope, not big old pictures of Biggie Smalls and Kobe Bryant and. I'm not kidding. Like, Miles Davis. And it's cool. Everybody in there is beautiful. And then you want to. Just want to see what it's like. The music seems awesome. I don't have the courage. I just don't. It's tough. Boom Boom Room. It's got a great name. It just sounds fun. Anyway, Brady Reports, brought to you by the Boom Boom Room. Brady Report it.

[Brett Vesely]

Good Thursday morning to you, Phoenix. Hello, world.

[Brady Bogan]

Hi.

[Brett Vesely]

Happy National Nothing Day.

[Brady Bogan]

Love it. Love it. Celebrate nothing. It's the old Winnie the Pooh line. Brought me to tears. One of the greatest things he ever said. People say nothing is impossible, but I do it every day. Winnie Eugenius.

[Brett Vesely]

Got a couple of baseless fun facts. Scottish actor David McCollum passed away in 2023. He played Ducky, the OG medical examiner on the NCIS and a Russian secret agent. And the man from uncle back in the day.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to be 80 to know this guy.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. He also wrote the hook sampled by Dr. Dre's the next Episode. It's predominantly throughout. You can hear it. I'll get it in the beginning before Snoop swoops in with the.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, he wrote the lyrics.

[John Holmberg]

There you go.

[Brett Vesely]

Track was called the Edge.

[Brady Bogan]

Safe one.

[John Holmberg]

Well, you don't want to go too far, but this is the part. This is the part.

[Brady Bogan]

It's like the Boom Boom. Yeah. You don't want to go too far into this. Maybe a step in. Okay. Because it's another effing player that was about to get really good. Sizzle, dizzle. Brady finally gave me some interesting new. You got trouble with erections. I don't love that commercial.

[Brett Vesely]

Facebook uses blue because Mark Zuckerberg is red, green, colorblind. Blue is the richest color for me. He says. I can see all of blue.

[John Holmberg]

Was he a Crip?

[Brady Bogan]

Yep.

[Brett Vesely]

You'll probably know this last one, Three Men and a Baby, was directed by.

[Brady Bogan]

I do know this. Hang on. It's a good one, too. I don't remember who.

[John Holmberg]

Penny Marshall?

[Brady Bogan]

Spock? Leonard Nimoy. That's right. That's a weird one. That movie, when you go back, is just ridiculously bad. And it was a smash hit. I mean, a huge. You want to punch all three dudes in Three Men and a Baby for being the dumbest people on the planet.

[Brett Vesely]

And girls just.

[Brady Bogan]

Just ate it a lot.

[Brett Vesely]

The greatest guys.

[Brady Bogan]

Gutenberg, Ted Dancing. Who is the third one? Z. Tom Selleck. That's right. And they were just borderline the whole movie, trying to take care of a baby.

[Brett Vesely]

Students at the Boulder County Colorado elementary School were placed on secure status for over an hour today because they thought they heard gunshots.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh.

[Brett Vesely]

So school went on lockdown. They finally figured out what it was. A couple of squirrels got into the electric. Basically ran the electric lines, started shooting.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Chippendale brought an AR15 to the school.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

That's it. Dale.

[Brett Vesely]

I've had it.

[John Holmberg]

Meanwhile, Maryvale High School's gone.

[Brady Bogan]

You was hiding from a couple of squirrels.

[Brett Vesely]

This kid, Tyler Strack, he's 22 years old, works at Chipotle, and he went to Best Buy, purchased a Cube brand tracker. Was banging this girl a year ago, and they broke up.

[John Holmberg]

What?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a little aggressive for Brady, wasn't it?

[John Holmberg]

What a transition.

[Brady Bogan]

Little off brand for Brady.

[John Holmberg]

I thought it was smooth.

[Brady Bogan]

That would have been like if Mark Curtis said that that was a little off brand. Kind of says how he really feels about this. Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

He had a sexual relationship with this girl.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not what you just said. E either.

[Brett Vesely]

Hooked up and he bought the tracker and put it on her car without her knowing.

[Brady Bogan]

It only did it once for.

[Brett Vesely]

For. It was on the car for about a year.

[Brady Bogan]

But he only banged her one time.

[Brett Vesely]

A couple of times.

[Brady Bogan]

So they had a little. It wasn't a relationship.

[Brett Vesely]

Ended it.

[Brady Bogan]

Got it.

[Brett Vesely]

But he put it on there so he could conveniently run into her. Hey.

[Brady Bogan]

And see her places.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes. Would track her down. She figured out when she went under the car, like, what's this?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

So then called the police. They had to track it down by the numbers and everything.

[Brady Bogan]

Brought it right back to Australia.

[Brett Vesely]

This was purchased at the Best Buy. And they finally got caught up with him. It's a felony.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, yeah. It's like a grappling hook just dragging you around behind.

[Brett Vesely]

Tractor beam.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow. It's a felony for somebody to put a tracker in your car without you knowing it.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Huh.

[Brett Vesely]

Before that, the only thing he. You know, he was cited for traffic violations. Careless. For careless driving. Operating a vehicle without insurance. Driving a car with an expired registration.

[Brady Bogan]

I have. I put air tags in the car and then took them out just in case. Well, in case they got stolen. I put them on my bike. I started to put. I got a little weird with air.

[Brett Vesely]

My luggage.

[Brady Bogan]

Sure. That's the first place I thought. Luggage. That's a great idea. And then Jon Lovitz has one tied to his dog's collar. Because not just a chip But a tracking device, which is smart. And then you put it in your car in case it gets stolen. I have it on my bike. I actually made a little pouch for it. It's tied to my bike, but I don't have it in there anymore because it beeps all the time.

[John Holmberg]

It needs a new battery.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. That's why. No, does those things. I thought they were just charged.

[John Holmberg]

No, no, you gotta change the batteries. You do the Apple Air tags. You do?

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Even when the ones where you put the plug in them. Because that's what I have. You put a little plug in the bottom of them, you charge them like a phone.

[John Holmberg]

I've never seen those.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty cool.

[John Holmberg]

But all the Apple Air tags are like a battery.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[John Holmberg]

Life. They're like one year.

[Brady Bogan]

I think that ain't enough. Not for the price they charge. And just looking at this kid. The cool thing about the Meta sunglasses from Ray Ban is the. The sunglass case is the charger. You just put them back in the case and it charges them.

[John Holmberg]

I got AirPods.

[Brett Vesely]

And you don't eventually charge.

[Brady Bogan]

You have to do that. Yeah, but I mean, when you've got.

[Brett Vesely]

When you put them in, it can charged. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So like if you keep that thing at 100 and you take your glasses off and put it in there and it goes in your, you know, your glove box or whatever.

[Brett Vesely]

Have you been wearing them?

[Brady Bogan]

I accidentally ordered two. Got another one.

[John Holmberg]

Of course you did.

[Brady Bogan]

I did. So it showed. It showed up on my thing. Said, your delivery from it. I'm like, I already got that. I'm like, oh, right. I was looking at two different styles and evidently I hit buy. Now that Apple pay gets me in trouble because it's just. I don't have to put any information in. So I got another. I got another pair coming.

[John Holmberg]

This can be cabana wear all over again. Just different styles of Ray Bans.

[Brett Vesely]

You got the Harry Carry frames.

[Brady Bogan]

The ones I got are a little feminine. I got the. The next ones are going to be a little bit different. The Wayfarers. This guy says, John, when you said that, you sound like you have a tractor you need to remove. I did. I caught myself when I said it's a felony to have one of those in there. Huh. And when I said that, I realized that sounds like you did. I don't. I was thinking about the Air tags, though.

[Brett Vesely]

This chick from Hamilton, Ohio. Oh, her name's Jan Obama. On Tick Tock, she posted a little Tick Tock that showed when she went to Burger King and picked up some chicken fries for her kids. The bottom of the bag, there's some good amount of weed.

[Brady Bogan]

No, that's there.

[Brett Vesely]

She's thinking that's the supply thing. So the police went over to that Burger King. So far, they haven't seen any.

[Brady Bogan]

What do you mean?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, she thought that was the. You order chicken fries over there and you'll get some weed.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, you get a code. Oh, I see what I'm saying.

[Brett Vesely]

But they're not. They said no, nothing. That could be just an accident.

[Brady Bogan]

It could be a goof. Or it could be. You say the key word, we get.

[Brett Vesely]

A little either way. Then she got weed for the price of the chicken fry.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not mistaken. This is just for us. Brady, you can talk about yourself. Both of these stories started. Hey, guys. Both of these stories started with, like, a fast food restaurant for no reason at all. The one like I was tracking, there was a Chipotle mentioned. I really wasn't sure. Okay. It's kind of superfluous to the story, but why would it matter that a Chipotle employee did the air tags? Unless Brady's doing the news.

[John Holmberg]

Very important part of the story, apparently.

[Brett Vesely]

To Toledo. If school's not working out for Alex.

[Brady Bogan]

It'S the second job.

[Brett Vesely]

Like I was saying, the job opportunity.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. There's an opening in Chipotle where that air tag diet doesn't work. And a DEI Planters Peanuts.

[Brett Vesely]

They're looking to hire three new people to tool around the country in the nut mobile. It's like the wiener mobile.

[Brady Bogan]

Change. I'll tell you this. Also, kid named Gulp cannot drive the Nutmobile.

[Brett Vesely]

There's no way. What's up? Starting this June, you'll be the brand ambassador for a year, driving it around the country, different events. As part of the peanutter squad, you also manage event planning. It starts pay. It starts at 45,000 a year, plus benefits. There's also a travel stipend.

[Brady Bogan]

That's pretty good, Alex. You think about that? It's better than what he's doing to pay the rent.

[Brett Vesely]

You can apply between now and February 14th@planters nutmobile.com.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, it's not as embarrassing for Alex to say, I'm the nutman and I want my money. Poor kids. Day two of school.

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

Back as far as, you know, about 45 minutes. We'll find out. All right. If he's gonna keep going. Yeah, if he's made it. By the way, Chipotle Burger King, Peanuts. Next story, Coors Light. That's it.

[John Holmberg]

There's the Nutmobile.

[Brady Bogan]

There's that nutmobile. It's just a wienermobile with a shell with veins. Yeah, it does look. It's a little veiny. The peanut shell is too veiny.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all I see.

[Brady Bogan]

Now, did you guys notice by. I saw this last night that Ted Cruz's nose is a penis resting on a scrotum?

[John Holmberg]

No, that's just.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't unsee it.

[Brett Vesely]

Now.

[Brady Bogan]

He was on the news talking, and he had some sort of a nose thing done. When it's straight up, it is a penis. And once you see it, it reveals itself. Do that straight on, shot down, bottom right.

[Brett Vesely]

That one has got the split.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know if that's before. Yeah, he had something done, a procedure that sunk in the middle. And now it's a penis on scrotum. That might not show it because that's a filtered photo, because it's a little blurry. But when you see it, you can't unsee it. Go down a little more. That might be the one that might help. It's the strangest thing. Yep, I see it. Once you see it, you'll never unsee it.

[Brett Vesely]

That's cool.

[Brady Bogan]

It is sort of neat, but you see it, Brad. Yeah, it's like one of those magic eye photos, only it's Ted Cruz's nose and it is a. It's literally.

[Brett Vesely]

Now, that puts a different thing. When that thing was on his.

[Brady Bogan]

The booger. Yeah, that wasn't a booger, but. But when you look at.

[Brett Vesely]

He also ate the fly. Isn't he the one that ate the fly?

[Brady Bogan]

No, that was. Was it Marco Rubio that. No, Mike Pence had the fly crawling around in his white hair, but no, no, the one that ate it.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone did eat a fly. But I don't know if that was Cruz or not.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, it just went in and he ate.

[John Holmberg]

Giuliani have something going on besides sweating hair?

[Brady Bogan]

No, I remember Giuliani sweating here. But look at that. Like, you can't not see penis resting on scrotum. Now, I caught it the other day, and I'm like, man, it's just you. And then he was on again yesterday. I'm like, nope. Owen Wilson has the same problem.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like this weird thing in the middle of the. It makes a. It makes his tip of his nose look like the head, but he's got.

[John Holmberg]

Peyronis on that nose.

[Brady Bogan]

It's a little crooked, but. But then it makes your nostrils look like it's resting on a scrotum. And that's all I see. Now look at that. It's grotesque. They should have to wear a thing of underwear over that. Sorry. Go ahead with your course.

[Brett Vesely]

Coors Light got made fun of this week for an ad with obvious misspelling. It was a print ad, full page. And it was on the big screen in Times Square. It was. It said Mountain Cold Refreshment, but they spelled refreshment so it looks like a typo. Was a clever marketing campaign because they're saying, you know what? It was just a case of Mondays. The guy that put it up, we didn't catch it.

[Brady Bogan]

Does Fred work?

[Brett Vesely]

So now you can buy a 12 pack case of Mondays. There.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. They turn lemons into lemonade.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. It's part of a little super bowl genius.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it?

[Brett Vesely]

It'll be available for a limited time because the worst Monday is the one. The Monday after the super bowl, it's the Mondays.

[Brady Bogan]

In case of a Mondays. How about you get some quality control in your marketing department? Spell the words right.

[Brett Vesely]

This woman in Indonesia is going viral. She got her nose ring stuck in the back of her office chair. She was joking around, sticking her nose through the holes in the back of the chair when the piercing got caught on the mesh. A couple of co workers came in, tried to help. None of them could get her unsnagged. So the fire department came in and she fallen. There's a video she followed with the chair. They put her in the chair in the ambulance basically and brought her down.

[Brady Bogan]

To the fire and the chair came with it. Was that locked up?

[Brett Vesely]

Yep.

[Brady Bogan]

What did she have a fishing hook for a nose?

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they just didn't want to pull or rip her nose or I guess so.

[John Holmberg]

What a dumb bro.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm with that on this one.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, they're laughing.

[Brady Bogan]

Jerk.

[Brett Vesely]

And so the guys, the firemen joked around. They put her in the out front and the one guy comes out with the jaws of life. Yeah, with a chainsaw. But wouldn't you just need an exacto.

[Brady Bogan]

Knife and just cut the patch of chair out and take that little bit with you.

[Brett Vesely]

They unhooked it.

[Brady Bogan]

I could have come up with a better plan here. You just. They didn't want to ruin the chair.

[Brett Vesely]

Expensive chair.

[Brady Bogan]

I wish you to smell in people's seats. What was the judge?

[Brett Vesely]

Somehow she got it stuck in there that no one could get it unsnagged.

[Brady Bogan]

She even knows like mine where people are. Like, I bet you can't get that big honker through that hole in the back of the chair. She had to squeeze it in there because what. What kind of hole was just looked.

[Brett Vesely]

Like a mesh pictures of it.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, there's a little video. They decided to have some fun with it. And it's about a minute long, but you can speed through it where they picked her up at the office. They made her sit in the chair as they took her back to the department to get the proper tools.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. That just seems excessive. Just put your foot on the chair and kick. It'll come off or rip it. She loses her piercing. She probably looks stupid.

[Brett Vesely]

Nose.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Well, it'll heal. And it'll teach you a lesson that. That most of the time those look dumb anyway. You have to not notice the nose piercing for it to be cool. The second I see it, I'm like just a booger collector.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. I mean, looking at the video when she's in the office at first and the cocktail. Not that you can't really tell because her face is buried in her. But it looks like something that you could have solved at the office.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Everybody wants extra attention.

[Brett Vesely]

I got. We go on to the next radio video. This is the. The first recorded audio of a meteorite hitting the ground.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh. Ever.

[Brett Vesely]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

We've never recorded.

[Brett Vesely]

This is huge. John. Wait until you hear this.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't it all right.

[Brett Vesely]

What's the actual sound?

[Brady Bogan]

Is this a dad joke?

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

All right.

[Brett Vesely]

No, but he's. He already spoiled it.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, here we go. Just looking at somebody's porch. Sounds like somebody broke a glass.

[Brett Vesely]

A little pebble.

[John Holmberg]

Riveting.

[Brady Bogan]

Delete. Mazel tov. Thanks, Lars.

[Brett Vesely]

You know what? At least you heard it.

[Brady Bogan]

What does that mean?

[John Holmberg]

I'll sleep better tonight.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. At least I heard it. I wasn't.

[Brett Vesely]

Because you'll be around a water cooler. Hey, did you hear the meter?

[Brady Bogan]

Will I really?

[Brett Vesely]

How many water coolers you got around here?

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, am I trying to kill people? With boys. Boring things. Is that what my goal will be later at the water cooler? Hey, you guys look wide awake. Listen to me.

[Brett Vesely]

Everyone in the office avoid today. I got it for you. You want to hear it?

[Brady Bogan]

Homer's making my knees weak with his meteorite story. I'm trying to kill you with the most boring story of all time. Want to hear it? If you can stay awake, I'll give you a hundred bucks. Undefeated Brett.

[Brett Vesely]

I got a couple more.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, good. Oh, we can't wait. Hopefully it's a baby's rattle.

[John Holmberg]

Let me get off the edge of my seat here.

[Brady Bogan]

Hang on. Tire deflating.

[Brett Vesely]

This is a baby eating. No, it's a car that the person was changed. It looks like Changing a flat. Okay, this is a advice to always make sure you put blocks under the wheels if you're working on a car.

[Brady Bogan]

Because they're on a hill. Oh, geez.

[Brett Vesely]

It's rolling. So there's no flat tire.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, that's. Well, they can still run. It's on a jack. He's doing something.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, there goes the jack.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Brett's a true mechanic. He was worried about the jack. The car was not his. Yeah, that was a good jab. Was one of them air powered ones.

[Brett Vesely]

The second one, I'm not sure she was in it. Yeah.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, that's probably her.

[Brady Bogan]

I was gonna say it's a woman playing around with the jack. Of course this was gonna happen. Happen. Hey, you got to put those triangulated, those little stoppers under the tires for those hills like that.

[Brett Vesely]

This one's a. A lady walks out of the yard with a bobcat on her back.

[Brady Bogan]

No, no, it's not. It's attacking her for sure. Check out the tail now. Now there's a bobcat.

[Brett Vesely]

It's bobcat.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, and then doesn't it come back? I think I've seen that.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And then it comes back and. Oh, no. That's the end of it. All right, that was a different one. There's a bobcat just attacked some lady in a garage.

[Brett Vesely]

Interesting to figure out how. Yeah, it must have been waiting in the garage. Or maybe it had a hold of the comment that neighbor in the pink shirt drinks Paul Mason straight from the bottle.

[Brady Bogan]

She has no fear. Is that a woman? She came running from across the road. You got a bobcat problem? I got two hands and an idea.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it. The other one's not coming up, Brady.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll solve your bobcat issues in one swoop.

[Brett Vesely]

Bomber had a good prison fight.

[Brady Bogan]

That is the last thing I would do if I see my neighbor wrestling a bobcat. Trouble at Michael and Troy's house. At least I'm inside. Yeah. Please help us, John. We could see you in the window. More gin and tonic, please. I would help you if it wasn't for that bobcat out there. That looks dangerous. This whatever you were trying to do was grossly thwarted by a bobcat attack. I'm not into that part at Tactical Black yet. Oh, my God. Michael and Troy with a on their back. Eventually. Eventually the finds you. Our buddy Chris Catero was walking in his neighborhood the other day, and a German shepherd shot out of a bush tried to attack him. And he's like, I don't know why it didn't and he. Cars were pulling by, going, do you need help? Get in. And he's like, I'm not moving. And he was just. It was. I told him, I said it had to be puppies nearby or something. And, like, it got out and was nervous and guarding that fence. Like somebody that looks out of a bush. Well, I don't know if it was identifying by picture, but it just. The next person that came by was too close to the abandoned puppies, which she knew she couldn't get back to. So Hare stood up on the haunches, charged him. He sits. Chris, a big dude, too, sits, bangs, puts his hands up. He's like, no, no, no. He's like, trying to be nice. And he said like three or four times it made jumps at him. He goes, any. He said it was a kid, it would have been dead because the kid would have run. He goes, for some reason, I kept my cool.

[Brett Vesely]

Don't turn your back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, if you try. My. My cousin Danny in Pennsylvania was playing football in his yard. He was probably, like, 13. Ball went into the neighbor's yard. They don't have fences in Pennsylvania. It's just all fields and stuff goes in the. And goes over by the porch. And the neighbor's German shepherd was there, and he always knew the German shepherd. I forgot her name. They're buddies. They played all the time. She just had a litter of puppies. They were under the porch patio, and Danny went by and ran up, and she raised up. It's like, hi, blah, blah, blah. Grabs his football and starts running back to his yard. Next thing you know, he's missing a kidney. Oh, it took him in, like, one move. Bit his back so hard, his kidney came out, like, just flew by, chunked him down, got too close to those puppies. But I ain't running out of the house for that.

[Brett Vesely]

I got my heel bit. Same thing. German shepherd with puppies.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you don't want to get too close.

[Brett Vesely]

And it's fine right next to it. And then turned away. Yeah, she lunged out.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't want to try to.

[Brett Vesely]

One's wearing high tops. It would have gotten my Achilles.

[Brady Bogan]

Geez, that would have been no good. All right, Bert, what do you got?

[John Holmberg]

I've only got two today. We'll keep it. Keep it quick, but I've been warned for tomorrow.

[Brady Bogan]

So did Brady get the girl with her nose stuck in a chair from pornhub? Because I've seen firefighters gang bang chicks stuck in office equipment.

[John Holmberg]

Well, that one I want to see.

[Brady Bogan]

That's how they Got around maybe what you were watching and you just didn't finish the video. Then we took it back to the hospital. Chair attached. There's only one way to loosen her up. Didn't finish it because there wasn't a.

[Brett Vesely]

Fast food chain mentioned in it.

[Brady Bogan]

Where does she work? Is this an office supply house or like Chipotle Management? Yeah, Girls nose stuck in a chair. I think the end of that is a fireman gang bang. I think you're right, Trent. All right, go ahead.

[John Holmberg]

All right, here's a. Here's a nice police chase for us.

[Dale Hellstray]

Here we go, bumping him.

[Brady Bogan]

They're doing a pit maneuver. I can't believe he did that.

[Brett Vesely]

But he bumped the rear of the.

[Brady Bogan]

Vehicle on the sidewalk. He's taking out street signs. This is Vermont at Sepulveda. Oh, this is la. Oh, there's people. Pit maneuvered in. A pedestrian took the spin.

[Brett Vesely]

We.

[Brady Bogan]

We are. We are here in Carson.

[Dale Hellstray]

I'm gonna keep it wide.

[Brett Vesely]

That was a crazy turn of events here on Vermont.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, but here's the slow mo.

[Brady Bogan]

Just somebody walking down the street, somebody going home with their quinceanera dress. This is a large bag. Oh, into the curb. Hey, how about this? When there's sirens and such and you hear that, walk a little faster. Step on the gas in the crosswalk. Don't get all that's Tough guy on that.

[John Holmberg]

They don't have anything disgusting today. But this one, this one. This is some talent here.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. No rosebuds today.

[John Holmberg]

No unpixelated talent.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Asian. Oh, wow. We're in Japan and there's no pixels when she's on a unicycle. There's another Asian in the back masturbating.

[John Holmberg]

Stilettos.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is he on stage? Stiletto knee high boots. That's talent. Yes, it is. Performing oral. And she's going back and forth on the unicycle between Asians. This is like the worst Squid game ever. Oh, they're going back and forth with red light, red light, green light. And then the other agent stands and waits with his erection. It is pixelated, Brett. It's blurred out. It's not a very good job. It is blurred out. The penises are still. This is authentic. That's not blurred out. That is not blurred out. When we get close. I gotta say, though, I'd be more impressed if she wasn't holding his legs while she did that on the unicycle. She's definitely. Now she's going to ride a little out of breath back over to the Other small Asian. Now, we would say that they look large for Asians, but we have to keep in mind that both these guys are 4ft 4. There she is working the wheel back and forth.

[John Holmberg]

Not even bopping around that one.

[Brady Bogan]

This. No. Yeah. Well, he's balancing her, but she is working the wheel back and forth as her propulsion. This is fantastic. Wives, just take note. You have a new goal. Look at her legs, too. She's in great shape. I'm not sure I'm a big fan of the outfit, but my God, I could watch this for days. I mean, the balance on this, very impressive. She taps out. She taps out of the depth of the talent. I agree with that. Rolls over to the other guy. Can we get this on a loop? At the Christmas party, I think, wow. And then Kim Jong Un over there with his hands on his hips, just loving every second of this Japan. Is there anything they don't think of? And look at all the technology and their light in that room. Yeah, it's amazing.

[Brett Vesely]

Color it up a little bit.

[Brady Bogan]

The lighting's beautiful. Okay, one more time. Okay, I'll get the unicyker and the bro. That's awesome. Excellent work, man. Japan. Excellent work. How is their birth rate? Getting lower with those tricks, they should be knocking those girls up like crazy. Good work, Japan. And again, even if it is size.

[Brett Vesely]

Appropriate, those wangs, they should be doing well.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the lanks look nice. Yeah. So they're tiny little bodies. It was very proportional.

[Brett Vesely]

Or not.

[Brady Bogan]

They are. I mean, if I had one of those, I'd be like, oh, no, I gotta hang myself. But on a little, tiny Japanese body like that, they look pretty reasonable, proportionate. Yeah. And she looks small, too. She did. And how. You know, like, I got a unicycle, like. I have an idea. Call Kim. Which one? You got to say, that's a tough one in Japan. Call Kim. You got to be more specific. Kim Yang again. I'm going to need. Can you draw him? Oh, geez. This isn't helping. Just go knock on the neighbor's door and have him come over. We need two people for this. I think you can do it.

[John Holmberg]

He's got a bull haircut.

[Brady Bogan]

Full haircut, dark hair, about 5, 4.

[John Holmberg]

112 pounds, really good at math.

[Brady Bogan]

Just. I found. I found what I think you were asking for. His name's Kim. And then take his pants off and have him stand on a pedestal. And that's no.

[Brett Vesely]

You're looking for Dong Wang.

[Brady Bogan]

That's gonna be. That's gonna be at the circus someday. Cause they're getting rid of the animals. That's a halftime show. You're right. That was Red Panda. I'm impressed. If you've got a unicycle at home and a lady with a couple hours to kill, let's start to train him today. There goes your Brady report. It's out. Roll now.

[Dale Hellstray]

98 KUPD.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow, it's flying by. I didn't realize how fast today was going. So we'll get through this quickly. We missed a Rock wars yesterday. I was going to try to do it again, but Dale Hellray is going to join us and talk a little playoff football and whatever he's got on his mind in just seconds. But before we get to that, a quick reminder that we're closing in on 28 January, which is where you'll pick up your Homburg bound over at the Four Peaks in Tempe. So we'll get it together. If you go to 98kupd.com you can still order your six packs as far as I know. Grab hold of those and help out the Humane Society, which I think is fantastic. Help those great people over there do their jobs easier and drink some beer while we do it. So you order that up, you get yourself the first 98 orders, which I think we're past, but I'm not 100% sure are going to get themselves a pint glass to go with it. A little commemorative glass for being the first 98. Loads and loads and loads of bottled Homburg bound. There's. But it's already on tap at Four Peaks right now, so you can go there, help out the Humane Society. Every time you order the delightful Holmberg bound, you're going to help out the Humane Society. And they're on tap right now. So go get a pint, hang out, grab some lunch at that awesome place, and on the 28th, we'll see you for our little party. We'll drink like crazy, we'll raise a bunch of money. They'll have puppies, I'm sure. And we'll just have an enjoyable time there. 28th January is when that happened. At 6 o'clock. We'll see you guys there. Brett, do you have any family that works for American Airlines?

[John Holmberg]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Are you sure?

[Brett Vesely]

Positive.

[Brady Bogan]

I think you do.

[John Holmberg]

No. Lufthansa maybe, but you know, I don't know.

[Brady Bogan]

Isn't that Swiss?

[Brett Vesely]

There's a German.

[John Holmberg]

That was a big heist from.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember.

[John Holmberg]

What are you doing?

[Brady Bogan]

I don't remember all of your crimes. I'm sorry. I just assumed it was you, because I saw on the news last night, and I've been reading about it, and it made me laugh. And it shouldn't, but it did. An Arizona couple is going to sue American Airlines because one of their employees immediately saw them and accused the husband of human trafficking. All right, it was a black guy with a white wife. They had just gotten married. They're in Miami on their honeymoon, and somebody from American Airlines went, whoa, what's going on here? Clearly, a case of trafficking would alert the authorities. So the couple is a black man and a white woman. They were leaving Phoenix for their honeymoon in Miami when the man was accused of sex trafficking. His wife. They had just gotten married. They're smiling. They're having a nice time. On the plane headed from Phoenix, she.

[John Holmberg]

Was told to smile.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. Smile, bitch. I tried.

[Dale Hellstray]

Don't make me.

[Brady Bogan]

So it says, a passenger allegedly told flight crews that he thought this guy's definitely trafficking his wife. And the crew didn't go, sit down, nutbag. They went, all right, we'll look into it. Which means a Vesli was working.

[John Holmberg]

Why does that have anything to do with me?

[Brady Bogan]

I have a feeling I don't know what you're doing. Excuse me, stewardess. I'm almost positive that that man there with that white woman, he's trafficking her, and we have to do something. I was thinking the exact same thing. I'll be right back. And so the passenger that told the flight crew he thought that was happening. The flight crew never even questioned the couple. They called the police immediately. Hey, we got a trigger trouble landing here. We're gonna stop a big trafficking ring.

[John Holmberg]

You're welcome.

[Brady Bogan]

Could you explain what's going on? Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't have to explain. I just send you pictures. Do the math.

[John Holmberg]

I'll airdrop it to you right now.

[Brady Bogan]

They say in our society, you can love and marry whomever you want. Just because they're a different race doesn't mean they should be stereotyped. Said civil rights attorney Ben Taylor. Unaffiliated with the case, but kind of on the side. I'm on. Attorney Ben Tiller's talking, or Taylor's talking, about this case that was filed last week. It alleges that Anthony Williams, the husband, was falsely accused of trafficking his wife. Now, here's where it gets a little bit where Brett Vesely's.

[John Holmberg]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, now.

[Brady Bogan]

Katsiarina Shasha Holka is the wife's name.

[John Holmberg]

I couldn't even Pronounce that.

[Brady Bogan]

Neither could he. What's your name again? Come here, B. Yeah, that's why he just called her boo. The documents show the couple was headed to their tropical honeymoon. It says, quote, whenever you assume something, it can get you in trouble. Here. It shows that the airline attendant just assumed and assuming something was going on and that it was human trafficking without even asking a question. The lawsuit claims the passenger told the flight crew they suspected it. Then they didn't question it. They went right into an investigation. The suit also claims the couple was imprisoned by the airline employees, escorting them off the plane and saying, you stand here and you stand here and you can't leave. They didn't know what was going on. Says they need to do some training and clean up the culture over there. At American Airlines. The stewardess Brittina Visley.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, stewardess.

[Brady Bogan]

This case. Yeah. She was quoted as saying, oh, oh, yeah, I'm sure that's exactly the case was. As a repeat offender here. That's the worst part. American Airlines, who's done this before, shows that they're doing it again. As the attorney, I am definitely going to sue them for negligence. The couple is only seeking $75,000 in damages.

[John Holmberg]

See, that's the problem there. They just want. They just want their vacation.

[Brady Bogan]

I'll tell you exactly what that is, Bert. That's how much money they would have made had he got a soldo. When they got to Miami, that dude missed out on a $75,000 payday thanks to American Airlines.

[Brett Vesely]

Told ya, man.

[Brady Bogan]

That that's why that see something, say something crap has to end. Because some people see things that only they see. And when they say something, they might find that crooked lid to their crooked pot. Go. Excuse me, Mr. Vesli. Yeah. Do you see what I see? The human trafficking? Yeah, I see it. Let's do something about that. But again, if you're eavesdropping and you hear a woman going, I don't. I would like to understand. I don't understand what's happening. Don't worry about it, baby. I'll take care of you when we get to Miami.

[John Holmberg]

Stewardess wasn't talking like this.

[Brady Bogan]

Just hang loose, blood. You're gonna catch up on the rebound out of minute. This is why I assumed it was your family. Stuff like that. Crap like that is exactly why I assumed it was your family. But again, Cassie Arena. Sheshaholka. Might have looked a little bit like she had been.

[John Holmberg]

Is there a picture?

[Brady Bogan]

I want to see this brought over. She's very pretty. They're Both very. They're both very handsome people. That's the couple in question. You know, let's see.

[John Holmberg]

I could see where they did.

[Brady Bogan]

I can't. Brad. It's just two people. Enjoy. They're smiling and goofing around like. I'm pretty sure I know what's going on here. Got some Russian broad, NAT dude. I think he used to play for the Knicks. He clearly bought that. What's your name? Shashahina. Yeah. Yeah, I'm on to something. I'll be right back. I'll be right back with your high C and your wife's vodka. I know what's going on here. I didn't know what a high C, mother. All right, I'm bringing it to you anyway before cutting out the middleman.

[Brett Vesely]

It's the fifth airline they've gotten money from.

[Brady Bogan]

It's brilliant, Sir.

[John Holmberg]

We don't have any house.

[Brady Bogan]

Ain't that a. I'm being sold. I'm being sold. Did she say she'd be insult? I think she's old. I think she'd be answered. All she's saying is, I would like some salt. That dude's gonna sell her. I think you just mind your own. If you think there's human trafficking going.

[John Holmberg]

On, see, you're damned if you do.

[Brady Bogan]

You'Re damned if you don't. Here's what you do with that, Brett. You take the Holmberg philosophy. You observe it as best you can. You listen, you pull some information out, and then you take it on the radio a few days later with a great story. You keep your nose out of it until you're positive it's human trafficking. You're nothing but a racist. You can't look at people and go, human trafficking. Getting involved. I'm not ever doing that. I'd have to see somebody getting pulled out of a, like, kicking and screaming and stuffed into a truck. And even then, I'm just going to say what I think I. So maybe it was a game. I don't know. I'll give you guys traffic.

[Brett Vesely]

Someone else flying her to the Bahamas.

[Brady Bogan]

He's taking her back to his island. I don't know what these people are thinking. It's the same thing as that story in New York when that guy was next door to those Middle Eastern people and they started getting a lot of deliveries and he didn't like the look of that. So see something, say something, called the police.

[John Holmberg]

What was it?

[Brady Bogan]

The guy was just an electronics dude. He had a lot of deliveries next to Larry. It's like me. Look, if I Was Middle Eastern and, you know, in the whole gear. And you saw as many times as the Amazon truck was at my house, you'd think I was up to something. But his garage was full of boxes, and he worked from home. Called him, thought he was building a bomb, and the dude was. Dude was just doing his job. Don't get involved.

[Brett Vesely]

I make clocks.

[Brady Bogan]

Most of the time. It's not human traffic. I make big clock with red bottoms on it with fuses. It's funny. The alarm goes boom. Yeah, don't. But I do. I see.

[John Holmberg]

Why are you blaming my people? Because.

[Brady Bogan]

Because you. I'm not blaming your people, Brett.

[John Holmberg]

The employees were named Michael Wilfong and Angel Rodriguez.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got an Asian and a quinceanera. None of these two is my family. Well, that's the other one, isn't. Or is that just here? No, they're just now getting the settlement because they say, okay, I see. It happened in 2022, but now they're. The lawsuit's actually occurring now. Okay, I thought it was more recent than that, but still, they should sue Will Fong and Garcia or whoever. I don't know.

[Brett Vesely]

Oh, it's trafficking, girl.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, but that's. What. Like, Brady, if you and I saw what we thought was human trafficking, we'd make jokes. That Russian lady's clearly getting sold. He. I thought that same thing. We're not gonna get us, like. And I'm also not turning to a flight attendant to solve that mystery, Scooby Doo. I'm gonna maybe get to the airport and go, I don't like what's going on here. There was a lot of weird conversation. Could you be more specific? I'd rather not, because if I'm wrong, I look like a racist, but that Russian lady seemed like she's under a spell. And by the way, I'm never turning in anybody of color with a white woman because I'm trying to protect the white woman. Not happening. Unless there's some actual physical activity, I'm not assuming a thing.

[John Holmberg]

Excuse me, stewardess. I think Khloe Kardashian over there is being trafficked.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm on it.

[Brett Vesely]

I got John. We're going to the same. They're going to the Bahamas throwing a air tag in his pocket.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care that much about what's going on in the world. I might even hear him going, I've been bought, and swords, and he is selling me back to my owners. Like, how about that? Another Diet Coke for me, if you don't mind. And I'M just gonna avert my eyes from that whole situation before I get too deep.

[Brett Vesely]

Congratulations.

[Brady Bogan]

Blink if you need my help. Cashiani. She blinked. I have to blink. It's with my eyes. Moisten themselves. The only way.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, man.

[Brady Bogan]

So, anyway, I was worried about Brett's people being involved in this, but again, my advice to you, don't listen to. I look at the. See something, say something. The same way I look at the way the news started to use our phones for their needs. Don't say it. Oh, no, we'll get to that in two seconds. Yeah, I'll finish my thought, and we'll get to the real news. When the news started. When the news started to say, hey, send us your pictures, and we'll. We'll show it on the news. Or if you're buy a news thing, film it. Like, no, no, that's your job. You do that, you send photographers. And now what have they done? They fired all their photographers. It's up to you. Here's. You ever watch the news? All the footage is from you and me. Oh, yeah, they have their name.

[John Holmberg]

Here's the handle on Instagram. Yeah, they.

[Brady Bogan]

They farmed it out to us for freebies. I think that's the same thing cops and investigators are doing. It's like, hey, if you see something, why don't you do something? No way. Not getting involved in that crap. You're crazy.

[John Holmberg]

Batman brings a good point. Why isn't the passenger who made the accusation being lit up, too?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, exactly. Well, because they didn't have American Airlines money, and American Airlines was wrong. You're on a plane. Where are they going? You're all going to the same place. If you got curiosity, you just. You know. So long as they're keeping it together on the plane, you don't need to stop it right now and march them off and imprison them. If human trafficking's going on, at least get everybody else to the destination and then say something. Say it to a cop. If that's risky. Yeah. That black. You said hug, right? That sounded terrible. I'm never gonna say the phrase to anybody. That black guy over there with that white woman. I don't like the look of it. You're not hearing that out of my mouth. He bought her, no question. And I'm gonna stop that transaction. Nope. You're on your own, sister. Enjoy your life. That guy didn't do anything. And as happy as they look, maybe she likes being trafficked. Even if. Even if you were right, she doesn't seem too down about It. So the world is crooked and scary. Now what? Brett just pulled up. Jimmy, breaking news. No, we don't need it for this one. The great Bob Euchre has passed at age 90. Oh.

[John Holmberg]

Was he still broadcasting?

[Brady Bogan]

No, he's been out for a while. Bob Yukurdot. Oh, the last of the great voices in baseball. When did that happen?

[John Holmberg]

Just now.

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, just now. Euchre's gone.

[John Holmberg]

It's on. Oh, this is a breaking news story. Check back for updates.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, Bob Euchre. He's 90 years old, which means, you know, we're inevitably going to get this news, but Major league, He's a Brewers NBC. He was Mr. Belvedere. He wasn't Mr. He was on Mr. Belvedere, but. And just one of the greatest voices in the history of sports. In fact, the stories he tells, which are spectacular. If you ever go back and Google Bob Ucher, do the one where he told Johnny Carson about the time he fought a fan and got sued. It's hilarious. And I'm not even going to try to do it justice by telling it. If you have the time, do it. It's a great story. He said he's got some gems, that dude. And also, what we knew of Bob Euchre, thanks to Brady, was he was carrying a huge hog.

[Brett Vesely]

He broadcast early on. And there's a guy named Tom Collins. You tell a story when they would go on the road to the games, and he would always say, if it wasn't nailed down, yeah, he's getting it. But he was talking about this girl. They. They had a couple of girls that they, you know, from town to town that they would hook up with. And one they called was Detroit Shirley. And they go. And every time they're in Detroit, you takes Detroit Shirley out, blah, blah, blah. Well, the following year, Detroit Shirley is missing after four years in a row, and they're both absolutely convinced she's in the trunk with Hoffa.

[Brady Bogan]

You got rid of her. No kidding.

[Brett Vesely]

So the first time I ever met, I was doing the Drew Hay Batta thing. I knew of that story from being in Milwaukee, and we're doing a thing with the Diamondbacks, and Euchre is there. It's a dunk booth. And I got to go in at first. And then Euchre's doing it to raise money for charity, right? And I just tapped him on the back of the shoulder and I said, detroit, Shirley is wanting to talk to you.

[Brady Bogan]

And he just turned around and they started. How do you know about that? Jazz to bed outside. Yeah, Bob Bucher. That was a big one. Yeah, his stories were legendary. Legendary is what. Yeah, I'm looking at him now. It's coming up all over. That's a rough one. Now you got Vin Scully gone, Bob Euchre gone, Harry Carey gone. All of them are gone. All the good ones are gone. Ball four. Ball eight. Low.

[John Holmberg]

And Vaughn has walked the bases loaded.

[Brady Bogan]

On 12 straight pitches. Yeah, he was the best. What a voice too. Saw him golfing once and somebody said something about his hog and it made me look. I think it was you because he had a pair of shorts on. He said we only got like a nine inch dick. Thanks, Brady.

[John Holmberg]

So he was like Milton Burrow just. Just enough.

[Brady Bogan]

And he came out of the bathroom and there was a bouncer in there. I'm like, God damn it, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

So someone said there's another one where they were in a hotel and you got booted out of the room. The room was locked and he had to go basically down the floor in the elevator completely naked.

[Brady Bogan]

Euchre to get to back to his room. That's not easy. So what we're saying is Bob uecker died about 20 minutes ago. The rest of his penis should pass away in the next three or four days. Tip one to the uke.

[John Holmberg]

I'll watch major league.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Maybe have to take a peek at major league again because he made that brilliant. Dale Hellistray's coming in in just moments. We'll talk to him next. It's 98. It's out of control now. 98.

[Dale Hellstray]

Okay, you. Morning sickness. Morning sickness. 28. Up nine. 22.

[Brady Bogan]

Tail settled down. I have. You took forever to get up the stairs.

[Dale Hellstray]

Waste 15 minutes with that nonsense.

[Brady Bogan]

Lincoln Park. And we were wasting it because you had a lot to say about nothing. And we wanted to get. We got to take a break. We're going to take a little break here before we get to dinner. Dale, Helen Strays here, everybody.

[Dale Hellstray]

I gotta ask a couple questions real quick.

[Brady Bogan]

All right, go ahead.

[Dale Hellstray]

How are the roses I gave Megan? Are they flourishing?

[Brady Bogan]

No. You know how roses work, right? Yeah. Dale brought roses to the house in a. In a cup with a heart on did the handle's a heart. And he. Because. And. But tell everybody what happened when you walked in my house Saturday with your cup of roses. Well, you act like you don't remember when you walked in the room and we saw that you were there. I got booed violently by everyone there.

[Dale Hellstray]

I got booed. But again I. I look. I look at the clientele.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it doesn't matter.

[Dale Hellstray]

It doesn't really hurt your feelings.

[Brady Bogan]

Doesn't matter.

[Dale Hellstray]

Every one of those guys could have been trafficked.

[Brady Bogan]

25 people see you, and then you hear, oh, Dale's here. And nobody planned it and nobody started. It was in unison gear. It was Ravens gear.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, my Ravens gear. And I said, where's Megan? Because Megan never gets anything. She's the one who puts you this.

[Brady Bogan]

When's the last time you bought Brook flowers? And your face. It's been a minute.

[Dale Hellstray]

Good things.

[Brady Bogan]

You don't listen. And I said, maybe I'll send a picture to Brooke of the flower flowers you bought for this lady here.

[Dale Hellstray]

You went on security records or whatever and thought you had our phone number.

[Brady Bogan]

I do. I think I have your phone number. So I said, I want to talk to your wife. He won't introduce me to his wife for probably many good reasons. First off, she'll finally see what a real man shaped like. Second, she'll understand what actual funny people are. And then I said, well, I found her phone number online. Easy. He goes, well, that's an old number. Like, yeah, all right, we'll.

[Dale Hellstray]

We'll test that theory three numbers ago.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, then I'll find one of the three. I'll just keep calling till I hit one.

[Dale Hellstray]

But all I know is that I walked in, I said, where's Megan? I have. I have. You know, I think it's a half dozen roses. And again, three roses. You're. Shut up.

[Brady Bogan]

It was three roses in a cup.

[Dale Hellstray]

Very pretty. They're blossoming. Megan jumped up and come and gave me a big hug.

[Brady Bogan]

First off, that wasn't me.

[Dale Hellstray]

And then the next thing I know is that she's sitting next to me watching the football game.

[Brady Bogan]

Gravitational pull. And I don't think that happened. You were late. She had already had a seat. You sat next to her.

[Dale Hellstray]

And then she got up.

[Brady Bogan]

A move, right? And then to her surprise, you sat next to her.

[Dale Hellstray]

You're a magnet. You're a magnet. You don't know what that feels like.

[Brady Bogan]

Something that almost rhymes with magnet is what I want to call you.

[John Holmberg]

Why won't you introduce John to her, but you introduce Michael Irvin to her?

[Brady Bogan]

I mean, point.

[Dale Hellstray]

Because Michael Irvin knows how to act around women.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Wow, you've been.

[Brett Vesely]

You're worried about Jenko Irvin.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus. I know exactly where to go. Beast mode. I don't go beast mode in somebody's house.

[Dale Hellstray]

Now, then. Then we walk away from Brooke and Michael becomes Michael.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellstray]

John would be extra saucy. Just.

[Brady Bogan]

No, I Wouldn't I'm. Please. John.

[John Holmberg]

John's real, that's why.

[Brady Bogan]

That's exactly right. They see you in your little bow tie and your tiny short pants.

[Dale Hellstray]

Now you're best behavior.

[Brady Bogan]

My life, watching. So, anyway, you got food, you sat down.

[Dale Hellstray]

Did she plant the roses somewhere?

[Brady Bogan]

You can't do. That's not how it works. They're dead when you buy them.

[Brett Vesely]

She didn't put them in the ground.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Oh, she planted them, all right. Bottom of the garbage.

[Dale Hellstray]

You can rejuvenate them.

[Brady Bogan]

What? Yeah. A woman?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

That's rude.

[Dale Hellstray]

Are they in your bedroom?

[Brett Vesely]

Expensive.

[Dale Hellstray]

No. On our side. Table by the bed.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, they are. With pictures of you everywhere.

[John Holmberg]

Candles and stuff.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah. It's a shrine. Yeah, that's exactly what I know. They're on the. They're in the kitchen on the little, like, table, and they're dying.

[Brett Vesely]

That can't be. Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Last week. That's.

[Brady Bogan]

That's plenty. I don't know that they lasted a week. They're just not thrown out yet. Well, of course. Well, of course not. Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

There's too much sentimentality the rest of the week and. Hey, those are deaths. Oh, wait, honey, I can't.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't care. It's fine. It's one less set of flowers I'll ever have to buy. But again, hates flowers hours.

[Dale Hellstray]

She. She told me different.

[Brady Bogan]

She didn't want to hurt your feelings. You look fragile.

[Dale Hellstray]

I'd wear her jersey.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, is. Oh, would you? If you heard that this morning.

[Brett Vesely]

Am I wrong?

[Brady Bogan]

Would you ever wear a Brook jersey?

[Dale Hellstray]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

But you'll wear a Cowboys jersey. You'll wear.

[Dale Hellstray]

And you don't. You don't wear a visiting jersey. Especially Philadelphia.

[Brady Bogan]

Exactly.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oakland.

[Brady Bogan]

Did they warn the Cowboy back in the 90s? I bet you for sure.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yes.

[Brady Bogan]

Do not wander around in your Cowboys gear. Media team.

[Dale Hellstray]

No. And again, like, Brook would. Probably went on five road trips to towns that we knew. Like, Jason Garrett went to the Giants.

[Brady Bogan]

Right.

[Dale Hellstray]

Brook took the girls there over Giants weekend. They toured New York City. And I said, you don't wear anything Cowboy related to Giant Stadium.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellstray]

And. And they were sitting in the player section, but there's still some.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, they're gonna be horrible, too. And on purpose. They know who's. They know the family section. They're not dumb.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I remember that with the Cardinals when I was sitting in those media meetings and I. I just did home games.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Like, all right, we're going to Oakland.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Gonna go through the rules one more time. Get off the bus. You are not in Cardinal gear. We're walking to the stadium. Not in Cardinal gear. Once we're in, we're fine. Right. Shields, tell your families.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

If they're going to this game, do not wander around in this game. It was the Cardinals and Raiders. They. The Raiders just. The opposing team was going to catch hell.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, even back in the day when Candlestick was in play and you. You'd play a Candlestick. The. The car. Cowboys fans are getting fights. The 49er fans like to fight here. Yeah. And I don't. I don't understand. Why would you ever go to a football game wanting to fight somebody? I don't understand.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't think you want to. I think you end up with it.

[Dale Hellstray]

In your mind that you're. There's a Of. There's a percentage that say, we're gonna fight today.

[Brady Bogan]

Hooligans.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah. And I'm like, I don't understand that.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, they might be a little angry going in because we spent so much money just to watch this game.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. I think there's a mentality of like, you know, planting the flag and you're gonna protect the house. But that's what the team's advertising is. Protect the nest.

[Brett Vesely]

You're back in your.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, when you say protect the nest or, you know, you know, the. The. What do they call the backyard brawl in Pittsburgh and West Virginia?

[Dale Hellstray]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Everything is about, like, don't let them have our house. It's all right. This is dangerous. Like, a dangerous thing because you.

[Dale Hellstray]

Green Bay and. And they are loud and they are proud and all, but they're. They don't mess with other people.

[Brady Bogan]

But the Steelers, Green Bay, Super Bowl, I couldn't have been more like. It was so pleasant to lose to that.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yes.

[John Holmberg]

They were welcoming.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, my God, they were so nice. All dressed like Pete, like Dale is today, in the green and the yellow. Peas and corn. They look stupid. They're wanting around in these. Dumbass.

[Dale Hellstray]

They say the masters is penis.

[Brady Bogan]

Penis. What? You said that green and peas and corn. Not as bad as the packers outfits.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, it's a master, Johnny.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, I know. Well, you're not playing in it. You just look like a weirdo.

[Dale Hellstray]

I turned down my empire.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, before we get into this, somebody emailed me and I think it'd be. I don't have the answer to this. I don't know. But it said, john, you have that crush on Dua Lipa, which. Yes, I do. And. And they said, but we. They want to know what all the other wives crushes Are. And they assumed that. Brett, you said yours was Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Now somebody wanted that. And then they assume Brady's wife's crushes Guy Fieri.

[Dale Hellstray]

Probably like big guys.

[Brett Vesely]

Jason Momoa.

[Brady Bogan]

She like.

[Brett Vesely]

Probably.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, because that's her.

[Dale Hellstray]

She's heard about that.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, she's also seen what it could be. Nobody picks the same thing. They married. That's dumb. When you've got that chunk sitting at home. Why would you.

[Brett Vesely]

It was Paul Williams.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, Brady tried to tell us once he fantasized when masturbates about his wife. And I'm like, why? She's right there.

[Brett Vesely]

That's all I think about. Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

He's trying to pull that wool over our eyes.

[Brett Vesely]

I'm like, what do I think about Dale?

[Dale Hellstray]

You've been actually caught by your wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Prepared.

[Brett Vesely]

Yeah. She's pre.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, you got caught.

[Dale Hellstray]

You got Kleenex and loot on the.

[Brady Bogan]

Armrest of his couch facing the fish tank.

[Dale Hellstray]

Your wife.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Right before the wedding. Yeah. Came down the hall and looked at him like, really? That's the lead mid stroke or.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no, no. Just prepping. Nothing was. You know, just had the.

[Brady Bogan]

She was in the house? Yeah, she was in bed. He got out of bed and walked down the hall.

[John Holmberg]

Oh, I thought she came home or something like that.

[Brett Vesely]

No, no.

[Brady Bogan]

Wow.

[Brett Vesely]

And you know it all.

[Dale Hellstray]

Two in the morning.

[John Holmberg]

Go to the bathroom and lock the door.

[Brady Bogan]

Go to the bathroom. Bathroom. But she got. She was awakened because she heard in the other room. Celebrate me.

[Brett Vesely]

I had my tunes on my headphones.

[Brady Bogan]

Why is Brady singing out there? Take a gander at this.

[Dale Hellstray]

So did you ever scoop everything up and go. Put it away and go climb.

[Brett Vesely]

No, she just went by. What are you doing? Nothing. I just. Oh, my God.

[Brady Bogan]

Who do you think? Who do you think? Brooks.

[Dale Hellstray]

You know what? I was thinking about that. I don't.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't know.

[Dale Hellstray]

My head. I don't know. I mean, I obviously think there's certain.

[Brady Bogan]

Actors that are attract. Oh, yeah.

[John Holmberg]

That's kind of where we're going.

[Brady Bogan]

Like the dua lipa thing where I joined Al Qaeda.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, but.

[Brady Bogan]

But when you don't do it, don't say it. No, she's so. You've ruined all mankind in the worst possible way. She has no faith in humanity. Even look at another man.

[Dale Hellstray]

Did you think about who Megan's was?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. So it's probably a girl.

[Dale Hellstray]

Why? Because.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

You don't think. You don't think it's me?

[Brady Bogan]

I think. I think that I have actually in the worst possible way ruined things for her to ever think about a man getting attractive. So I would probably say not like I'm the pinnacle, but I'm the wrecking ball. She talks about Sabrina Carpenter a lot. She says, yeah, Sabrina Carpenter's hot. She's got, like a girl crush on her. Oh, yeah. She's some singer that's doing some stuff now.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oh, okay.

[Brady Bogan]

I don't mind that.

[Dale Hellstray]

So. So, Brady, you don't think of something like that. You think of your wife.

[Brett Vesely]

That's it. That's right.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, he's playing it now. But when we brought up I think of my wife and we all were like, what? Why in the world I think of your wife?

[Dale Hellstray]

Why do you do it?

[Brady Bogan]

Why would you fantasize about the thing you've got?

[Dale Hellstray]

It's celibacy.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. It's disgusting.

[Dale Hellstray]

It's unfaithful.

[Brady Bogan]

Truly perverted. It's like something really wrong. I can't even imagine, like, thinking that, like the last one, you think about your wife. Yuck. Yeah. And you think she's doing the same. You think she's down there? Yep. Nope, nope, nope. Not at all. Like, the last thing she's thinking about is you ripping that CPAP off and loving her. That is not.

[Brett Vesely]

You just painted the picture.

[Brady Bogan]

I know. I am your father. Call me daddy. All right, we gotta take a break to take a break. Dale's gonna give us his fanduel pics and some thoughts on the Suns in just moments. It's 98.

[Dale Hellstray]

Visit Holmberg's Morning Sickness online at 98kupd.com Holmberg's Morning Sickness.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Dale Hellistrate joins us on Thursdays. Fanduel's a part of this thing and Dale has yet to make any picks that have mattered.

[John Holmberg]

We knew it was I lost money last week. Thanks Dale.

[Brady Bogan]

Nor shoot it. You follow Dale's thing and when he said the Steelers not only were going to cover the spread but we're going to win, we all knew both of them got crushed. On both. I got an email from a guy that says please don't let that giant jinx say any predictions out loud. Let the big oaf write it down and whoever wants can read it. He ruins. He ruins runs more than helps those this season. It would really be nice to not have him helping at all with the picks. It's unlikely KC needs this help. I don't know if he's trying to get you to go against him or I didn't really vibe it. He pro. He very wisely didn't give Away his game there. So.

[Dale Hellstray]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

We get into that this weekend. You get all this. This football stuff's killing me right now. I don't want to watch it all. How bad is it when you're a player and you get bounced from a playoff? Playoffs, it's over. Like Mike Tomlin always says, the seasons come to a screeching halt.

[Dale Hellstray]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

When you're in the. When you're in the tournament, and then it ends.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, that. The thing about making the playoffs is obviously you get to extend your season and give you a chance.

[Brady Bogan]

You.

[Dale Hellstray]

You. No matter how bad you are, you. You legitimately have a chance to win a championship.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

But the thing is, it's so abrupt. The immediate. And with each week that you advance, the more difficult it becomes when you do get bounced.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

You know, we got bounced in the NFC championship game.

[Brady Bogan]

Killer.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oh, it was. It was the worst.

[Brady Bogan]

How long till you get over it?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah. You know, you get back home and.

[Brady Bogan]

Hang around the family. Yeah. It's not like a death.

[Dale Hellstray]

It doesn't always come back out here. And sunshine.

[Brady Bogan]

So you got away from Dallas. Speaking of that, has Jerry Jones reached out to you for the head coaching position?

[Dale Hellstray]

Boy, it sounds like he's on a rampage with former players.

[Brady Bogan]

He's gonna get Dion. If Dion called you with all your high school coaching success. Dad, I want you to come out here. Coach, how you doing?

[Dale Hellstray]

Did you hear Michael the other day? He was on calling cowherd.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. He's been screaming for Dion for a.

[Dale Hellstray]

Year, and he said, hey, I just got off the phone with Dion, and I really can't say a whole lot.

[Brady Bogan]

He knows.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Because he's talked to both of them.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

And they both told Michael, shut up. Don't say anything.

[Brady Bogan]

He said it at the Mike Tyson Jake Paul fight when they, for some, interviewed Jerry Jones and Michael Irvin together.

[Dale Hellstray]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Because it was in the Cowboys stadium. And Michael's like, we both know who's going to coach this team next year, and they're still playing football is in October. We both know who's going to be here next year. All right, that's enough, Michael. We all have a football coach we have in mind, but would you coach with Dion if you.

[Dale Hellstray]

I guess there's. There's that monetary figure.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. So you have a price to be on Deion Sanders staff.

[Dale Hellstray]

It would take that.

[Brady Bogan]

Shock me. What?

[Dale Hellstray]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

You think I just wouldn't go?

[Brady Bogan]

I think that. Yeah, there's. I. If you were capable of being on his staff, you would have to Think to yourself, I can go somewhere else. Well, that's the Dillingham argument.

[Brett Vesely]

Team is bigger than the person.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, no, because. Because he.

[Brady Bogan]

He.

[Dale Hellstray]

The one thing I will give him is. Disliked him very much as a teammate.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Did not like his Persona, his personality, his work ethic and all that. He was super talented, sure. But it seems like as a coach, he holds his guys to a little bit higher of a standard than he wanted to be held to.

[Brett Vesely]

Maybe he's changed a little bit over.

[Dale Hellstray]

The years, and I think. I think. I think he has, but that's. Hey, if you hire me, as always, line coach, you let me take him.

[Brady Bogan]

And you would work for Deont?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, if they were giving me Holmberg money.

[Brady Bogan]

Never. They can't afford that. So you would do that? You would work with Deonny? See, and that's the argument that everybody has. Oh, Kenny Dillingham won't leave. It's about the team. It's about the team. Everybody's got a price.

[Dale Hellstray]

They do.

[Brady Bogan]

You leaving to coach with Deion Sanders.

[Dale Hellstray]

In Dallas, There'd be a price.

[Brady Bogan]

There would be a price, but it's a price that would get rid of all of your negative feelings towards Dean.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, I could. I could just swallow them for a couple years and then fire me in about two years, and I. And I won a three year deal fully guaranteed.

[Brady Bogan]

And do you think you would. But then in that point, then if you swallow me, then you get fired because you're an insubordinate, terrible man.

[Dale Hellstray]

Right.

[Brady Bogan]

Then you're never getting another job.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, I'm not looking for another job.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. I suppose that happens. Go in there and mess up Dion's life and then come home? Yeah. I would. Jerry call. Would. Jerry wouldn't call you. Jerry wouldn't say. But Dion, was there a chance that if you applied, he'd be like, no, he.

[Dale Hellstray]

Now, Dion and I, it's mutual.

[Brady Bogan]

No.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, we. Well, he. I don't think he. You know, if he walked in here, we'd hug and, oh, he'd remember you. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Is it because of. I don't know if he would fail. I don't know that a lot of.

[Dale Hellstray]

Long snappers know who I am.

[Brady Bogan]

Yes, I do. I am one of three in the room. But would Dion walk in here and.

[Dale Hellstray]

Go say, what's up, Helly?

[Brady Bogan]

What's up, player? You get a player?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Hey, I'm Dion Said.

[Dale Hellstray]

And I. I'd say, hey, Dion, how's.

[Brady Bogan]

That foot play for the. Oh, you go after his diabetes first.

[Dale Hellstray]

Thing you'd say, no, it's not diabetes. It was. He jacked that up when he played.

[Brady Bogan]

Diabetes. We all know what it.

[John Holmberg]

So it'd be like my man from Brady then. Yeah, that's how Dion would come in.

[Brett Vesely]

Damn.

[Brady Bogan]

We played together. We was on the Falcons together. He doesn't know you at all. All right, let's get to your picks real quick and get this nightmare out of the way. Chiefs have the Texans coming to town.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Point spread is eight and a half. Boy, this is like one of the biggest. Other than like one or two. One game actually, where the point spreads are massive. For the playoffs, it's nine points for the Chiefs.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, it's funny to me because everybody's bitching about the College Football Playoff and the. And the routes.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, a lot.

[Dale Hellstray]

I think there's been two really good games. But then the first round of the playoffs, same. Washington and Tampa were the only.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody cares about those two.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, but, but, but that was the only competitive game. Game. So.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, true.

[Dale Hellstray]

When's the last time Kansas City covered a game?

[Brady Bogan]

August covered a spread.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So you take the Texans plus eight and a half.

[Dale Hellstray]

I. I'm putting that down.

[Brady Bogan]

Detroit Lions have the magical Washington commanders coming to town. They are nine and a half point favorites.

[Dale Hellstray]

Boy, are you not just shy shocked at Jaden Daniels?

[Brady Bogan]

A little bit.

[Dale Hellstray]

I mean, because we saw him.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, I mean, a little bit. He was a second overall. Yeah. But then he grew with real coaching. He was Herm Edwards guy. There's a reason. Yeah. I mean, when he went to a real school.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He flourished.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

So it isn't surprising because he was the number two pick and arguably, like people were saying, maybe you do take Jaden over Caleb. Like, that was an argument. So he has the skill. What he's doing with that team is remarkable.

[Dale Hellstray]

But yes, very cool, calm, collected, and having a hell of a season.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Detroit, I think they're on a mission.

[Brady Bogan]

Take the points.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, I. What nine.

[Brady Bogan]

Nine and a half do you give Washington nine.

[Dale Hellstray]

You allow me to just pick the teams.

[Brady Bogan]

Or if you want, you call it. You want to go straight.

[Dale Hellstray]

I take Detroit straight up.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay. And with points.

[Dale Hellstray]

I say Washington keeps.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Rams and Eagles is a six and a half pointer in Philly. See, if the ugly dumb C word guy comes back and like, has a. Like, he's the fireman Ed of the Eagles. Then he spells out instead of jets, he's got another four letter word he can spell to the fire.

[Dale Hellstray]

I've always wondered so how they supposedly took away his Season tickets and kicked him out. How can they be sure he doesn't come back in the stadium?

[Brady Bogan]

He's got a mustache and a hat. You're never gonna know. The one thing in the future that will be, though is this eye recognition deal. Because if you've got your FaceTime thing on your phone has made it so companies can identify you. And they bill you in a lot of places now with it. Intuit center in Los Angeles. When you walk in, if you've got an iPhone, you can blip it. Put your information in. Everywhere you go that you grab something, it grabs your eyes. Your face recognition, really. It's amazing. I don't like that.

[Dale Hellstray]

I know. That's scary. That's scary. So. So we got Philly.

[Brady Bogan]

Six and a half.

[Dale Hellstray]

Boy, the Rams looked really good last week.

[Brady Bogan]

Can the Rams drunk uncle their way right into the championship?

[Dale Hellstray]

I can see Philadelphia. So what's the spread?

[Brady Bogan]

Six and a half.

[Dale Hellstray]

I take Philadelphia straight up. But I would take the Rams.

[Brady Bogan]

All right. Rams plus six and a half. Ravens, Bills. Only one and a half in Buffalo. Who gets this?

[Dale Hellstray]

Boy, oh, boy, what a battle of the weekend. It's the game of the weekend and.

[Brady Bogan]

Kind of the game of the year.

[Dale Hellstray]

And guess what?

[Brett Vesely]

Get the two MVPs potentially battling each other.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, it's gonna be 6:30 at night in Buffalo on. On Sunday nights. I'll be nice and frosty, chilly. Yeah, you can have all your fires going.

[Brady Bogan]

I'm not gonna watch that game. I'm done. Football's over. Well done. I'll keep an eye on it, but I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch. I'll look up every once in a while. All right. But I'm not watching the games.

[Dale Hellstray]

Really? You don't got all the music to.

[Brady Bogan]

No, football's over.

[Dale Hellstray]

Okay.

[Brady Bogan]

Football's over.

[Dale Hellstray]

I would say, obviously, the points don't matter.

[Brady Bogan]

I would say Bills are a home underdog.

[Dale Hellstray]

I know. I know.

[Brady Bogan]

Come on, Dale, say it.

[Dale Hellstray]

You know what?

[Brady Bogan]

Pick him.

[Dale Hellstray]

I'm gonna go ahead and pick the Buffalo Bill.

[Brady Bogan]

No, the other way. No, he just ruined it. The Ravens. Son of a. Big trust. You know what? What was your Wonderlic score? Did you have to take it?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yes. And you know what? What was crazy about that so I. I was part of the second combine ever. 1985.

[Brady Bogan]

Okay.

[Dale Hellstray]

It was out here in Tempe.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Nobody knew what the damn combine was. Right. I got a nice little invite from the NFL. You're cordially invited to the NFL Combine in Tempe, Arizona. And I'm like, I get to go home for a weekend, hang out with my boys and, and, and we all meet in the bar because I played in All Star games with some of these guys and they're drinking beers and going, hey, I wonder what's going on this weekend? And some dude walks in and hands out this schedule as like 5:30 drug test, a.m. a.m. What? 6:30, Wonderlic, 8:00. Physicals, noon.

[Brady Bogan]

I need to go through the whole.

[Dale Hellstray]

Thing on field work. And we're going. We haven't done diddly. You know, now they start working on all that stuff beforehand. We're all going, when's the last time you bench pressed during the season?

[Brady Bogan]

So Wonderlic shows up after your drug test. You're not worried about the drug test. Obviously you're not drugging. A lot of guys probably were. And then the next thing you do the Wonderlic test, which is the identifier, it's kind of an IQ test for football players. What was your score? 50. Is the highest you can get?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah. I think it was 49.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it wasn't. Two of the high. The two highest scores was a punter and I can't remember, he went to Ohio State and then Ryan Fitzpatrick was a 48. He had a 48. Two guys and both of them Harvard.

[Dale Hellstray]

Guys at 6:30 in the morning. I can.

[Brady Bogan]

That's not an excuse. What was your score?

[Dale Hellstray]

I don't remember. You do too. I honestly. Because they, they never shared your results.

[Brady Bogan]

Lowest score ever was Vince Young. Young got a six.

[Dale Hellstray]

How would you like that out six.

[Brady Bogan]

And you know what it equates to your IQ? Lamar Jackson's a 13.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And that's equivalent to about an 82 IQ, which means you're five points from a state allowing you a helper.

[John Holmberg]

It's higher than I thought actually.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. Vince young got a six. And at that IQ is 73.

[Dale Hellstray]

See, we never got any results. I didn't get until I was in Dallas. I went from a second round pick to a fourth round pick. Pick. Because they took an X ray in my back.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah. And not human.

[Dale Hellstray]

And, and, and I have an issue. Spondylolisthesis.

[Brady Bogan]

And, and the fire.

[Dale Hellstray]

And the Cowboys open the thing. And the Cowboys open the thing and there's a red X through my name. They wouldn't. He said, we wouldn't have drafted you if you're around in the 12th round.

[Brady Bogan]

No kidding.

[Dale Hellstray]

Said probably because your back had been.

[Brady Bogan]

Stabbed by pitchfork so often. All right, we got to take a break. Dale, your story.

[Dale Hellstray]

How come he Never have a smile on his face.

[Brady Bogan]

Because he's listening to you. Because he's listening to you. You. It's 9:53. Dale Hillary has made his picks. We'll post him. It's a $1,200 win, but you pick the Bills. Damn it. Ah. Dale's ruined everything. Entertainment Jewel is next. It's out of control now. 98.

[Dale Hellstray]

Morning sickness. 98.

[Brady Bogan]

And Dale. Before we get into the entertainment. Real quickly, Sun's trade. What do you think of the Suns? What are their odds now going to the championship with the Richards coming to town?

[Dale Hellstray]

I think what you need to do is invite me to a game. I. I want to measure the Rah Rah Room up against the product on the court.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, man. Let me help you with that.

[Dale Hellstray]

I mean, Kevin Ray's son gets into the Rah rah room.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

21 year old knucklehead.

[Brady Bogan]

Is he 21? I thought he was older than that.

[Dale Hellstray]

He might be a little bit older than that.

[Brady Bogan]

Zach's fun. I like Zach. Yeah, he goes in there a couple times, but he's got cachet in the building.

[Dale Hellstray]

You know, it's Kevin Ray's son.

[Brady Bogan]

Dad's. Dad's the voice of the Sun. Look, if Al McCoy's son was going in, you wouldn't have it. Give your boy Kevin a little pop there.

[Dale Hellstray]

Come on.

[Brady Bogan]

He's the voice of the Phoenix Sun. Plus, Kevin knows the people when he comes down. I've only been in there once with Kevin, but Zach and I.

[Dale Hellstray]

Everybody knows who he is.

[Brady Bogan]

Kevin. No, but he knows who everybody else is. And Ish and I are tight now.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oh, is he. Is he going the wrong.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, he's in there all the time. Yeah, we're fist bumping and chatting.

[Dale Hellstray]

Does he stay in there the whole game or is he actually going?

[Brady Bogan]

No, he shows up late and then I. I always tell him like, hey, Ish. Like, leave me alone. And then he runs the other. So we talk all the time.

[Dale Hellstray]

Hey, let me give you a suggestion.

[Brady Bogan]

I got a couple ideas.

[Brett Vesely]

Contact every time.

[Brady Bogan]

Trade Booker. But yeah, so it's fine. I'll take you to a game. Pick a game, find the schedule and pick a game. We'll go. All right.

[Dale Hellstray]

Who. Who's the guy that you brought last time? Fitz.

[Brady Bogan]

Fitz? Our afternoon guy. You know Fitz?

[Dale Hellstray]

How do I know Fitz? I'm never in.

[Brady Bogan]

You're in the building. You used to be before you ruined it.

[Brett Vesely]

You might have met Fitz a couple of times.

[Dale Hellstray]

Really doesn't know basketball.

[Brady Bogan]

Did you see that? Trip was at my house.

[Dale Hellstray]

Saturday, you know, I. I didn't recognize him. And then by the time somebody said that he's there, he's gone.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Because you showed up.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

Who would you rather have? Me or. I'm just.

[Brady Bogan]

No, it's Trip. It's Trip. And that's just like. He can't. I can't be in a room with Dale.

[Dale Hellstray]

He brings his cheese plate to his.

[Brady Bogan]

So good.

[Dale Hellstray]

That is not stealer food.

[Brady Bogan]

You shut your mouth. That cheese plate is that. I'd take a loss if the cheese plate didn't come. I'm like, we'll lose for the cheese plate show too. Good. Anyway, you be quiet about that. It's time for the entertainment drill. It's brought to you by our [e-mail] the home of tactical black self defense training. And the deal still goes on right now. Two months of training for $199. Hands on personal training that gets you in a better spot. They'll give me heat in a second about this. It teaches you sales. Self defense.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

And some self defense is get your nose out that business and go somewhere else. That's self defense.

[Dale Hellstray]

When I heard your conversation earlier, John, about human trafficking, complete disgrace to the.

[Brady Bogan]

Human race because I wouldn't stop assumed trafficking.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, no, but I said if somebody told you they needed help, you say, whoa, oh, it's a scam.

[Brady Bogan]

Rephrase how you said it. If a girl.

[Dale Hellstray]

If a girl comes after you and.

[Brady Bogan]

She'S got help me written on her chest, unbuttons her shirt, I'm like, this is a scam. Like this is a setup.

[Dale Hellstray]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Nobody ever asked for help with their cans without you thinking, all right, I'm getting stuffed in a trunk and I'm going to lose a kid.

[Dale Hellstray]

Now that's what you think immediately.

[Brady Bogan]

Of course that's what I think immediately. Head on a swivel. You've never been in a fight. No woman's coming to you for help. They're running from you thinking that you are the danger.

[Dale Hellstray]

I've never been in a fight.

[Brady Bogan]

Never been enough. You've maybe on the football field, you've never once defended the honor of a strange woman who came running up to.

[Dale Hellstray]

You with, hell, I've never had that happen.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. Of course not. And if you did, I'd be like, dale, run.

[Dale Hellstray]

Have you ever had your nose broke?

[Brady Bogan]

No. Three times.

[Dale Hellstray]

Does it just splurge blood?

[Brady Bogan]

It's a lot of blood.

[Dale Hellstray]

As big as that is, you should.

[Brady Bogan]

Have seen the first one. I thought I was going to Die? Yeah. In fact, there was a you who walked across the pile. He parted my nose, but I've never seen more blood.

[Dale Hellstray]

Really?

[Brady Bogan]

No, it was.

[Dale Hellstray]

Did you get punched?

[Brady Bogan]

I caught an elbow in a flag football tournament. I went under to try to pick it off and the dude smashed his elbow down. I was underneath him and I was coming up, I was going to bat it out and his elbow bridged me. And by the way, he made the catch because my hands just went limp and I just went down to the ground. It was awful. Split it up, finished the game. But they didn't want me to keep playing because I was bleeding so hard.

[Dale Hellstray]

Come on, let me walk.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, same thing. When I was boxing and broke my nose, the kid who broke my nose wouldn't hit me anymore because I was bleeding too hard.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

He said, literally goes, I think we should stop. Is exactly the last thing I heard and said. Maybe, maybe you're right. No, I thought, I thought he was right. He was. He. He nailed it. He, that's enough. But I said, you quitting? And he just started laughing. That means I win.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, one quick personal story. So I got my chin busted open in a game in Buffalo back when there were thin chin straps back in the 70s and 80s.

[Brady Bogan]

Jesus.

[Dale Hellstray]

Busted. On a third down, somebody helmet came up on me.

[Brett Vesely]

On the leather helmet?

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah, the top of the helmet, it got underneath my chin and third down. So now it's four down. Now I got a snap.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Dale Hellstray]

And I bend over to look through my legs and snap the ball. I'm like, it's not, it's not hot out here. I just did. That's, that don't feel like sweat. And all of a sudden you're out. I can't hardly see out of my eyes cuz there's blood. And, and they gave me six staples on the sidelines. I didn't miss it down.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, well, I'm going to miss it. I broken my nose and kept playing basketball once, boxing once, and football once.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, not football.

[Brady Bogan]

It was a fun football.

[Dale Hellstray]

Flag football.

[Brady Bogan]

I think the guy who elbowed me in the nose name was Steve Burle. That's true, that's a fact. I was in a real football league.

[Dale Hellstray]

With the Steve Berline. The Steve Berline, but he's a quarterback, he's not a receiver.

[Brady Bogan]

And he broke my nose because he didn't know what he was doing.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, he knew what he was doing.

[Brady Bogan]

Maybe he was black. Well, that narrows it down. Different Steve Burling.

[Dale Hellstray]

Yeah.

[Brady Bogan]

Shocking, but yeah. You know, he took my nose down. It Was a. Just a timing thing was perfect. And I just caught one that broke. I broke him my nose a couple of times. All right, Anyway, So shut up. Reactdefense.com they'll take care of you and turn you into a sheepdog. Not a sheep or an idiot. Who? Any girl that I would never pull over on the side of the road to help some girl whose tires out too because she's got a dude in the trunk. And when I go back there and get all of her equipment, especially if she's hot, a fat, ugly girl, I'll pull over. I'll help hot girls. You're right. You're right. Right. You're right. I wouldn't actually do that because yuck. And then the other ones are a trick trap. Everything's a trap. Beware. Always beware. Anyway, reactdefense.com check it out. Get that deal. It's the home of tactical Black Brady. Entertain me quickly. We're almost done.

[Brett Vesely]

A bunch of stars are donating money to help out the fires in LA to various charities. And they're putting out there like Leonardo DiCaprio donated 2 million. The Eagles 2.5 million. And then you've got Kelly Osborne who said says, I think it's sick that they're grandstanding on this, that they're putting.

[Brady Bogan]

It out weird that they're trying to get what you got. Larry. Larry McFeely did that promotion, the all within my hands foundation where we gave away the Metallica stuff. And the All Within My hands foundation, I found out just recently donated half a million dollars. No kidding. To the firefighters. And it is a thing where it's foundations to it, but when individuals and then they call TMZ and it's like, just do it because you want to, not because you want the attention. Give a million dollars to something because you got it and you're really trying to help and then leave my name out of it. You know, I like to do that with charity.

[Dale Hellstray]

Let somebody else find out. If they.

[Brady Bogan]

If someone else finds out, so be it. And I actually say, don't help me. I do anonymous stuff.

[Brett Vesely]

Dave Grohl's birthday was yesterday, and he made chili for a bunch of firefighters.

[Brady Bogan]

And put some time into it. And if somebody's filming you do it, it's like, yeah, well, there's nothing I can do. They're following me around. But don't like, put it on your social media. Like, look what I did. It's just bad, Dale.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, let's finish it off with a bang. There we go. Come on, Brady.

[Brett Vesely]

Come on, Dale.

[Dale Hellstray]

Imagine being eco friendly by riding a bike to your own movie premiere and still being punished. That's what happened to Timothy Shalamate.

[Brady Bogan]

That's right.

[Dale Hellstray]

In order to be traffic to the London premiere of a complete unknown, he rented one of those lime brand E bikes that you see around big cities. Well, apparently.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, Shalamante will make your coffee fall out.

[Dale Hellstray]

Well, he apparently didn't park it correctly. So he got fined $73.

[Brady Bogan]

Right. We're not parking for around trying to get attention when you could have gotten a limo ride.

[Brett Vesely]

Well, no, they can. Traffic was so bad.

[Brady Bogan]

Don't want to hear it. They'll wait for the star of the movie to start it. He could have been late.

[Dale Hellstray]

It could have been 79, but nobody knows the exact amount.

[Brady Bogan]

Oh, okay.

[Dale Hellstray]

He looks like a dork.

[Brady Bogan]

You know, his girlfriend is Kylie Jenner.

[Dale Hellstray]

Who has a Kylie Jenner?

[Brady Bogan]

Kylie. Oh, now you're better. She's been pretty reasonable. Tyga, Travis Scott, Devin Booker. No, that was Kendall Jones.

[Dale Hellstray]

Oh, excuse me.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, come on, man.

[Dale Hellstray]

No, I can't keep up with it.

[Brady Bogan]

And then Timothy Chalamet. Maybe for a little while. Chalamet, he's an actor. He's in that Bob Dylan movie now. He's gonna win an academy. Nobody cares. Come on, we can agree on that.

[Dale Hellstray]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Well, anyway, if you ever need help. Help. And Dale is near. You just write help me on your cans and he'll run you to the hospital. Premium, huh? Oh, where are you going?

[John Holmberg]

Yeah, I'll be at. Over at Eos Fitness over in North Mesa. Lindsay and University from 5 to 7. So come on out. I got Deftones tickets and Disturb tickets.

[Dale Hellstray]

Are you going to be working out? You got some dolphin shorts?

[Brady Bogan]

Dolphin up.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah.

[Brett Vesely]

No.

[Brady Bogan]

And help me written on your. Exactly.

[John Holmberg]

Come save me.

[Brady Bogan]

Dale, he just.

[Brett Vesely]

He runs in place for two hours.

[Brady Bogan]

Yeah, nothing wrong with that. And he turns people in on airlines. I don't like the look at this.

[John Holmberg]

I don't know about that.

[Brady Bogan]

It's 10:15. We're all done. You guys have yourselves a great Thursday. Thanks, Dale. We'll see you tomorrow. It's out of control now. 98K.