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Try it@progressive.com, progressive Casualty Insurance Company and affiliates. Price and coverage match limited by state law. Not available in all states. Do not listen to this while driving or when full alertness is needed. The rest of homework's morning sickness. This is the big red radio and it is time to start our brand new game. The the Just give me what you got. I don't even care. Alright, so 7:30 in the morning sickness new game we're playing called Goot Shat Swaz. And we're very excited about our new game the Goot the Shat the Swaz. Because the Goot the Shat the Swaz is a game W. That's perfect. Isn't this from Go. It's the theme music for Gooch at Swaz. And basically what it is is we name something you name who's affiliated with it. Steve Guttenberg, William Shatner, Patrick Swayze. But you either say Goo Chat swats and if you stumble, if you goof, if you make a mistake, you are immediately quacked. The rules of the game, the Goot, the Shat, the Suave and you if you don't go quick enough, we're gonna hook you there and go right, you're done. You can't think about it, it's Gooch et cetera. It's basically your first thought that comes to your mind. Gooch, etc. And you get through this thing. If you get. If you miss one, you're out. Now the first one to get 10, right? We'll give the corn tickets away. Okay? Okay. Why not? Once they missed, you stop on the list or do we Start over. They stop on the list and start over. And then you start over. Now, if you pick. You pick a list. Now, it could be any. We have each have different lists and you start from the bottom and work your way up or either way, guys. So on your own, right? So I have list of 10. Eric has a list of 10. Brady has a list of 10. You can pick one of the three of us and attempt our gauntlet of goot shat swaz. Let's go to the phones. Line five. Who's this? This is Chris. Chris, how are you this morning? Great. Do you know your goot chat swaz? Ah, all right, we'll see. You know, I'm okay. Now. Pick one of us. Either Eric, Brady or myself, John. Okay, you're gonna pick John for the goot, the shat and the swaz. I will name something. You say goot, shat, swaz. Are you ready? I'm ready. And he's stumbling. And you're done. Okay. All right. All right, here we go. Red Dawn. Swaz. She's like the wind goose. T.J. hooker. Good call. It's hard to pay attention. I'm sorry you missed it. I apologize. Hello there. Who's this? What's up, Fred? Fred. It's time for Gucci. Pick John, Eric or Brady. Or Brady. Going for Brady's list. Brady, are you ready? Yeah. Ready. Airplane two out. All right. Sorry. Much harder game than it seems. Hi there. Who's this? Turn your radio down. Who is this? All right. It's gonna be a second till they hear me. Turn your radio down. That's all right. Goodbye there. Who's this? Mike. Mike, how are you? Good. And yourself? I'm doing all right. Do you know your goot Chet? Swas? I'm gonna try it. Let's practice. Say it. Goot Dude. Chat chat. Nice. Nice. I think this guy's ready to go. All right, you want John, Eric or Brady? Brady. Brady. Okay. Go ahead. Airplane 2 swa. You're out. Oh, my God. Let's see. Geez, people are freezing. It's tougher in the hot seat, I think. Let's try another one. Gucci suas is hard. This is for corn tickets. Who's this? Thomas. Thomas. Thomas Wells. Okay. How are you, Thomas? Are you ready? Do you know your goochette swaz? Okay. All right, let's practice goot chat. All right, Pick Brady, John or Eric. Oh, Eric. Eric. Your list goes. Go. Short circuit. Goot. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Sorry. Anyway, guys, you can't get past two of them. The goot. The shat. The swaz. Impossible. Either. Who's this? Poopy pants. Poopy pants. Are you ready to play Goot Chatswa? All right. Practice ones. Good. Chef. All right. Nice job. Here. You want John, Eric or Brady? I want Johnny Boy. All right. Ready to go. Here we go. Ready? Yep. Red Dawn. TJ Hooker. She's like the wind. Like dude. Oh, sorry. Can be song. Nice try. Sorry. Sorry. Wow. Sorry. Pooh pants. Poopy pants is. Change them up. Try one more here on this round. Hi there. Who's this? It's a gambler. Gambler. Can you play? Good chat. Swath was in the house. All right. The three best actors of our generation. John, Eric or Brady. John. All right. He's going with me again. Ready? Unchained Melody. Chad. Unchained Melody. Gambler. Gambler's house. I thought he was going to be a player. He ain't no player. He's. Don't play a hate. He's just a gold digger. Don't hate to play. I hate the game. Goochet. Swaz. Impossible. Try one more here because it's just. It's too quick. Hi there. Who's this? Ray. Ray Gooch et Swath. Good chat. Swa. Are you ready? Yep. Who do you want? Eric. Eric. Okay, Eric, give him your list. Fire away. Go. Short circuit. Goot. Lucy in the sky with Diamonds. Chat. Next of kin. Chat. Oh, this is fun. The stupidest, stupidest game ever. Sorry, man. See ya. We got to do another round of it. We got three was the record. You got to be a quick thinker. Yeah. Look at the shot. The swan. Ah. I didn't kill my wife. All right. I will get another. We'll get another couple lists going. You people have got to get better at your good chat. Swaz trivia. You're Jonah Utah. It's hard if you do it to me. Let's see if I can get through your list. Brady. Ready? We'll get you another list. Ready? And go. Airplane 2. Start over. Chat. Okay. Cocoon. Goot. Priceline.com. chat. The Outsiders. Swaz. Miss Congeniality. Chat. Point Break. Chat. Oh, God. So stupid. It's a hard game, damn it. It does make you want to play it. You want to play. Ready? You're gonna waste our list. Yeah, we got all we got. So much for the listeners. But it's fun. We'll play here once. We're for corn tickets. Let me in. All right. Brady's in for corn tickets. Ready? Yeah. Red Dawn. Swoz. Black Dog. Goot. Oh, Goochette Swaz. Impossible Trivia. Corn tickets via Goochat. Swaz. After the break. That was the trucker movie. It's 98 KUPD. Right. Black Dog. Trucker move. It's the best of Homburg's morning sickness. It's time for round two of the Goot. The Shat. The Swas. It is a game we like to play with our three favorite actors of all time, with the exception of Steve Gutenberg and Patrick Swayze. I think one of the guys is outside. He wants to play real quick. Yeah. Is he outside? I think so. We will. Somebody emailed and said, what is Gucci was. What is good chat was. We give you a reference, you tell us if it's Steve Guttenberg, William Shatner, Patrick Swayze, greatest actors of all time. Exactly. Brady in the corner. Exactly. Brady. That was beautiful. Thank you. And someday this game will evolve into quotes, lyrics, maybe even. But one of the. He's outside. I want to play a game. You want to play Shaq? I want to play a game. I didn't kill my wife. All right, let's see if you. It's good to be here. It's good to have to see you. If you. If you win, you get corn tickets. I wanna see corn. I bet you do. Ah, what a sickle. Danny Crane. Danny Crane. Trash yet. Danny Crane. What a try. Go. All right. Tribbles. Chat. Staying alive. Chat. You weren't in there. Sorry. I was up for that part. Boston Legal. Chat. There you go. Done it. Great. Police Academy 4. You weren't in that. I have seen it. Weren't you in the second one, though? I was. I think you were. Ah. Don't remember which ones I've been in. There's been so many now. You lost. Shit. You. You're a loser. Don't have any idea what you're talking about. Chat out. Start 8. Chat out. Start a 1.1806.6. These are the voyages of the shack. You don't like doing that anymore? Dude. See you, Danny. Get alive. Chad didn't do very well either. And he's in it. Part of his deal. Are you ready? And it's all guys on the phone. And Eric made an interesting point. Chicks couldn't play this game. It's too. It's too fast. Too quick for him. Yeah, but they're not big on the movie trivia so much either. The goota chat. Suave. Yeah, they're big on. They know the goot and the swaz. Maybe not the shat, but they're big on the goot and the swaz, I would say swas heavier than the. Than all of them. Swaz is probably numero uno for the ladies. Yeah, I'm with you on that one. All right, let's go to the phones and see if we can get a winner in. Good. Chat swas. Corn tickets on the line. Hi there. Who's this? This is Jesse. Jesse, do you know your goochet swas? I'm gonna try, man. I want corn tickets. Give me a practice run. Goot. No, no, no. You're doing it backwards. You say what I say. I just want to make sure you know. Suzanne. I switched it up on him and he followed me. Good work. All right, who do you want? John, Eric or Brady? All right. Gonna give Eric a run. Here we go. Eric. Go. Short circuit, Dude. Lucy in the sky with Diamonds. Chat. Next of kin, Swat. Home for the Holidays. Shit. Oh, man. Almost. All right, try again. That was one of those Hallmark movies, wasn't it? Yeah. Hi, there. Who's this? It doesn't matter who this is. Just bring it, Goat. All right, are you ready? Who do you want, John, Eric or Brady? John. All right, are you ready? Go. Red Dawn. Dad. Suck it. Sorry. Sack. Sack. That was Fred. Was it Fred again? Either. Who's this? Steve. Steve. Steve. Say that. Big D. Oh, D as in the letter. D as in Brooke. Dallas Cowboy. All right, are you ready? John, Eric or Brady? Who do you want? Brady. All right, he's gonna go with you. Brady. Go for it. Airplane 2. Set. Cocoon. Goop. Priceline.com. shaq the outsiders. Brave what? Mr. Geniality. Goop. I mean, sorry about that. Sorry, man. Try again. The goot, the shat, the swaz. Nearly impossible to win, I think. Hi, there. Who's this? Shane. Shane. How are you? Pretty good. You're not throwing the energy out for Good shot Swaz. Yeah, I'm trying, you know, I'm trying to remember all the movies. I know. It's brutal, isn't it? And plus, I think scientifically, the three hardest things to keep your brain from saying when you're thinking goot, you say shat. Thinking swaz, you say goot. It's a probably combination of just being awe of the stardom, the power. Yeah, you're definitely. You're shouting out the names of the three most powerful men in Hollywood history. All right, who do you want, John, Eric or Brady? Brady. All right, Brady, you're up. Go for it. Airplane 2. Chat. Cocoon. Not good. Priceline.com. chat the outsiders. Chat. Any outsiders. Sorry. You see them all greased up? Yeah. I think it's time we kick some ass. Those guys are on our terms. Ah. Stay gold, Pony Boy. Aren't you old to be in our gang? I don't think age has anything to do with it. Danny Crane. Danny Crane. Boy, get me more dilithium crystals. Gold Ponyboy. I'm punching as fast as I can, Swaz. Give me a rating either. Who's this? Poopy Pants. Poopy Pants, back in. That's all right. Hey, we just let him through. Let him through. Hold on a second, Poopy Pants. I gotta sneeze. Good Kill time. All right, Poopy Pants. Who you picking though? First of all, do a little practice run. What's that? Pick somebody. John. Erica Brady. Give me Eric. Eric. All right, ready to go? Here you go. Hit it. Dribbles two. No, sorry. Booby Pants is over two. Stupidest game ever. Poopy Pants made it too deep, I think. Who's this? It's Paula. We'll see if you prove us wrong. Yeah. Do you know your gooch, your shat and your swas? I. Yeah, I've been doing pretty good self while listening to you. All right. Do you have. When you were a girl, Paula, did you have. Not like you're not now, but a younger woman. Did you have swas posters all over your bedroom? No way. A couple Outsiders posters? No, no, no. Did you ever touch the bald men in the canoe to the shat? That in a way, is its own strange blumpkin. All right, here we go. How deep? Over and under. How deep? She'll go two. She'll go two. Two. I got a five. All right, you go five. Who do you want? John, Eric or Brady? John. All right. You're gonna take me. Ready? Huh? Red Dawn. Plus, she's like the wind. TJ Hooker. Chat Diner Goose. Unchained Melody. Black Dog. Denny Crane. Say it again. I'm sorry. Denny Crane. Chat Zeus and Roxanne. City of Joy. Waking up in Reno. Goot. You missed the last one. You missed the last one. All right. That's a great one. It's a great movie, actually. Oh, we're going to give. We're going to give you something though, because 9 is amazing. We couldn't have been more wrong about the ladies. We figured you. That's why I was angry. That's why I had a dial in. Well, you did it. And you proved them wrong. Men are dumb. Women smart. Me like you. Hold on a second. Nice job. We have our first pseudo winner. 9 out of 10, she got in the good shots. Zeus and Roxanne. Zeus and Roxanne didn't even fight phasers. Goot. Cuz you know why? I just figured it out. We're wrong. Chicks dig terrible movies. That's true. They watch. I don't know. Stupid. Brady. Don't start me on Ronnie's movie taste. Ronnie walked out of butterfly effect. That was good. And we're all like, huh? We thought she was kidding. Don't start me on Ronnie's movies. That's a tough one. Yeah. You even know about Ronnie's movies? Your girlfriend's movie taste is terrible. Like all women, they like bad movies. That's why dodgeball made a billion dollars. All right, the goot, the chat, the swaz. We have our first kind of pseudo winner. We'll do another round of this. I'm enjoying the crap. Yeah, now it's a challenge to the now the men. Yeah, now women are better than men at the gout, the chat, the swas. And here we are all the time quoting movies as guys thinking we know everything about. There she was. Blew through nine of them. Now, she was crafty and she said, ask it again. Well, she got it. I think she just misunderstood. She just. Hey, she misunderstood. I'll give you one pass. Oh, yeah? I'll give you one. It's out of control now. 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